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: Anonymous 01/12/22(Wed)07:33:28 No.870488048 >be me, average retard >have gf >see posts about r/femaledatingstrategy, show gf few months ago and laugh >ff to day >see her browsing and commenting >thisaintgood 26 KB JPG >ask what's she's writing >says she tried to comment but ended up getting downvoted for being honest >says she's getting annoyed at them >"they'll never get a man because they're fat bitches on reddit" >she's actively trolling their community >going through one user's posts and commenting "lardo" >"fat lardo" >"lardosaurusrex" >mfw We had good sex today then she made me a pulled pork dinner for my birthday I love this woman
: Anonymous 01/12/22(Wed)07:33:28 No.870488048 >be me, average retard >have gf >see posts about r/femaledatingstrategy, show gf few months ago and laugh >ff to day >see her browsing and commenting >thisaintgood 26 KB JPG >ask what's she's writing >says she tried to comment but ended up getting downvoted for being honest >says she's getting annoyed at them >"they'll never get a man because they're fat bitches on reddit" >she's actively trolling their community >going through one user's posts and commenting "lardo" >"fat lardo" >"lardosaurusrex" >mfw We had good sex today then she made me a pulled pork dinner for my birthday I love this woman

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This made me feel more than I wanted. | /r/Greentext

File: Screenshot 2022-01-11 224816.jpg (39 KB, 338x343) O Anonymous 01/11/22(Tue)22:48:43 No.870472834 >be me, depressed loser, outcast, skinny game addict, living from welfare >never had any joy in life >never go outside >never received love from my family >0 friends, don't even try to find a girl >one day, I do my hasty grocery shopping >social anxiety kills me, even tho no one pays me attention >accidentally bump into someone >its a cute girl >mumble sorry, legs already shaking >she gives me the most innocent smile >its like watching a sunrise >I smile back, something I didn't have in years wells up, a warm feeling >another women approaches >"Oh did my daughter bother you? She is mentally disabled, sorry for that." >Takes her away >l often think about her
File: Screenshot 2022-01-11 224816.jpg (39 KB, 338x343) O Anonymous 01/11/22(Tue)22:48:43 No.870472834 >be me, depressed loser, outcast, skinny game addict, living from welfare >never had any joy in life >never go outside >never received love from my family >0 friends, don't even try to find a girl >one day, I do my hasty grocery shopping >social anxiety kills me, even tho no one pays me attention >accidentally bump into someone >its a cute girl >mumble sorry, legs already shaking >she gives me the most innocent smile >its like watching a sunrise >I smile back, something I didn't have in years wells up, a warm feeling >another women approaches >"Oh did my daughter bother you? She is mentally disabled, sorry for that." >Takes her away >l often think about her

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Anon is writing a sad Christmas story | /r/Greentext


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Anon solves homelessness | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/22/21(Tue)18:57:42 No.857446821 >be me, 28 year old Texas f-- >live in Corpus Christi >love it here but city has a bad homeless problem >get sick of it and take matters into my own hands 272 KB JPG >last week find a hobo walking through grocery store parking lot in morning >strike up conversation and befriend him >offer to pay him $200 if he helps me move furniture out of my house in Austin >he agrees >I don't have house in Austin >we go to Austin, ~4 hour drive >he gets out to use bathroom in gas station in random n---- ghetto >L leave him and drive back to corpus Is relocating the homeless to s--- cities the answer we've been looking for? I think next weekend I'm gonna pick up 3 hobos and leave them in Dallas
: Anonymous 06/22/21(Tue)18:57:42 No.857446821 >be me, 28 year old Texas f-- >live in Corpus Christi >love it here but city has a bad homeless problem >get sick of it and take matters into my own hands 272 KB JPG >last week find a hobo walking through grocery store parking lot in morning >strike up conversation and befriend him >offer to pay him $200 if he helps me move furniture out of my house in Austin >he agrees >I don't have house in Austin >we go to Austin, ~4 hour drive >he gets out to use bathroom in gas station in random n---- ghetto >L leave him and drive back to corpus Is relocating the homeless to s--- cities the answer we've been looking for? I think next weekend I'm gonna pick up 3 hobos and leave them in Dallas

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Anon becomes a boss. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/06/19(Sun)13:43:58 No.789289040 >be me >sitting in my studio apartment in my recliner watching tv >press the record button on my DVD player >fbi warning appears >whatever.jpg 27 KB JPG >record anyway >suddenly I'm no longer in a wife beater and dirty sweat pants >suddenly l'm in a suit and my hair is combed back >suddenly my studio apartment is a luxury condominium >there's a Ivl 50 above my head. That's how Maria works.
: Anonymous 01/06/19(Sun)13:43:58 No.789289040 >be me >sitting in my studio apartment in my recliner watching tv >press the record button on my DVD player >fbi warning appears >whatever.jpg 27 KB JPG >record anyway >suddenly I'm no longer in a wife beater and dirty sweat pants >suddenly l'm in a suit and my hair is combed back >suddenly my studio apartment is a luxury condominium >there's a Ivl 50 above my head. That's how Maria works.

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Anon spitting facts | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Igenderequality/ 09/17/18(Mon)05:58:34 No.48178550 >be me >suck a d--- >gets called a f----- >girl sucks multiple d---- >not a f----- >mfw 72 KB JPG View Thread
: Anonymous Igenderequality/ 09/17/18(Mon)05:58:34 No.48178550 >be me >suck a d--- >gets called a f----- >girl sucks multiple d---- >not a f----- >mfw 72 KB JPG View Thread

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Anon likes the elderly | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/12/18(Thu)22:46:24 No.774164138 Work stories thread? Work stories thread. >Be me. Aged/Disability care worker. >All sorts of old f------ in my care 6 KB JPG home, but I mostly deal with dementia patients. >God damned goofy bastard dementia patients >One little old bastard must've been a boy when the dinosaurs were still around >Literally old as dirt. >We learn from his family that he had a little black dog back in the 40's. >Dog's name was N-----. >F------ wish I was making this s--- up. >Old bastard still thinks he's living at home in the 40's with N-----. >Constantly walks around the facility asking all the staff if we've seen N-----. >Walks around yelling out N----- as loud as his old lungs can manage. >Find out this morning we've got a new staff member coming on board next week. >They're dark skinned (not sure actual heritage but still) Looking forward to how this plays out /b/ros. View Thread
: Anonymous 07/12/18(Thu)22:46:24 No.774164138 Work stories thread? Work stories thread. >Be me. Aged/Disability care worker. >All sorts of old f------ in my care 6 KB JPG home, but I mostly deal with dementia patients. >God damned goofy bastard dementia patients >One little old bastard must've been a boy when the dinosaurs were still around >Literally old as dirt. >We learn from his family that he had a little black dog back in the 40's. >Dog's name was N-----. >F------ wish I was making this s--- up. >Old bastard still thinks he's living at home in the 40's with N-----. >Constantly walks around the facility asking all the staff if we've seen N-----. >Walks around yelling out N----- as loud as his old lungs can manage. >Find out this morning we've got a new staff member coming on board next week. >They're dark skinned (not sure actual heritage but still) Looking forward to how this plays out /b/ros. View Thread

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Make mum proud | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/13/18(Tue)21:08:29 No.784802332 >finals are near >cant concentrate on studying because a lot of stuff in my mind lately >first exam is on thursday, history. >f---.png 11 KB JPG >talk to mom >i love my mom >"i used to love history, femanon. stayed up until 4am reading everything i could, it's beautiful" > she motivates me to study thanks to her >read first topic ssion >hey, this aint that bad >be thrown aback because dates and weird ass names > mom comes in room >"i made you some roasted chestnuts" >be one of my favourite winter desserts >"continue studying sweetie, good luck! i know u can do it!" im gonna do this for you mom. im gonna have the greatest grades i can achieve. i love you mom. i'll make you proud, i swear. 46 Replies / 16 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 11/13/18(Tue)21:08:29 No.784802332 >finals are near >cant concentrate on studying because a lot of stuff in my mind lately >first exam is on thursday, history. >f---.png 11 KB JPG >talk to mom >i love my mom >"i used to love history, femanon. stayed up until 4am reading everything i could, it's beautiful" > she motivates me to study thanks to her >read first topic ssion >hey, this aint that bad >be thrown aback because dates and weird ass names > mom comes in room >"i made you some roasted chestnuts" >be one of my favourite winter desserts >"continue studying sweetie, good luck! i know u can do it!" im gonna do this for you mom. im gonna have the greatest grades i can achieve. i love you mom. i'll make you proud, i swear. 46 Replies / 16 Images View Thread

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Anon is playing the long game | /r/Greentext

ile: 1508328470305.png (38 KB, 645x729) Anonymous 10/29/17(Sun)18:28:43 No.40776178 >look a girl with a big butt >instead of talking to her and becoming friends with her I'm going to start lifting weights and maybe after 6-12 months she will briefly notice me Anonymous 10/29/17(Sun)21:27:11 No.40776179 It's the long game anon
ile: 1508328470305.png (38 KB, 645x729) Anonymous 10/29/17(Sun)18:28:43 No.40776178 >look a girl with a big butt >instead of talking to her and becoming friends with her I'm going to start lifting weights and maybe after 6-12 months she will briefly notice me Anonymous 10/29/17(Sun)21:27:11 No.40776179 It's the long game anon

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Anon learns a foreign language | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/14/18(Thu)23:24:54 No.46119625 > study a foreign language in secret > study really hard for a couple of years, vocabulary, grammar, the whole nine yards > never tell a soul > hide all of your resources for the 46 KB JPG target language > talk with native speakers using an alternate skype / discord but never tell them about your life so as to not trace back to you > become a master of this language > one day, go to public place like grocery store > pretend to slip / fall / feint > when you come to, only speak in your target language and act like you don't understand english anymore
: Anonymous 06/14/18(Thu)23:24:54 No.46119625 > study a foreign language in secret > study really hard for a couple of years, vocabulary, grammar, the whole nine yards > never tell a soul > hide all of your resources for the 46 KB JPG target language > talk with native speakers using an alternate skype / discord but never tell them about your life so as to not trace back to you > become a master of this language > one day, go to public place like grocery store > pretend to slip / fall / feint > when you come to, only speak in your target language and act like you don't understand english anymore

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Anons pretend they are on Reddit | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/14/20(Mon)23:32:57 No.842324849 ITT: we pretend it's Reddit. [removed] 6 KB PNG : Anonymous 12/14/20(Mon)23:33:54 No.842324915 This thread has been locked because y'all can't behave.
: Anonymous 12/14/20(Mon)23:32:57 No.842324849 ITT: we pretend it's Reddit. [removed] 6 KB PNG : Anonymous 12/14/20(Mon)23:33:54 No.842324915 This thread has been locked because y'all can't behave.

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Anon enjoys partying !!! | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/22/19(Mon)19:13:12 No.798004600 >be me >changed schools and locations at least a dozen times in my life >old friend invites me to his party >never been to a party before >but I havent seen him in so long >f--- it Im going >expect that Im gonna be a social 8 KB JPG stigma and talk to nobody >oh well >arrive at party >"ANON!" >everyone happy as f--- to see me >hugs on top of hugs on top of hugs from people I havent seen in years >they all missed me >l always thought I was a social outcast >smoking pot, getting drunk >flirting with girls that I used to think were way out of my league >vibing like there is no tommorow >3 am, crossfaded out of my mind >pass out on friend's floor >people actually like me >people actually enjoy my presence >feelsgoodman
: Anonymous 04/22/19(Mon)19:13:12 No.798004600 >be me >changed schools and locations at least a dozen times in my life >old friend invites me to his party >never been to a party before >but I havent seen him in so long >f--- it Im going >expect that Im gonna be a social 8 KB JPG stigma and talk to nobody >oh well >arrive at party >"ANON!" >everyone happy as f--- to see me >hugs on top of hugs on top of hugs from people I havent seen in years >they all missed me >l always thought I was a social outcast >smoking pot, getting drunk >flirting with girls that I used to think were way out of my league >vibing like there is no tommorow >3 am, crossfaded out of my mind >pass out on friend's floor >people actually like me >people actually enjoy my presence >feelsgoodman

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Anon a hero? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/06/19(Sun)17:05:57 No.50269284 >be me >was actually going to an hero >decide to jump off bridge nearby my hometown >standing on ledge at 1 in the morning when i hear 268 KB JPG tires screech behind me >i turn around and see a pizza guy walking toward me telling me not to do it >yeahwhateverhearditabilliontimes.mp3 >see he has tears in his eyes >tells me that he lost his brother to suicide years ago and hes always felt like he needed to stop someone else's suicide >actually pretty moved by his story, i have a little bro >invites me into his car and offers me the pizza he has >drives me back to his home after calling his boss and telling him about the circumstances >all the while he's shooting the s--- and cracking me up, really chill guy >we get to an apartment downtown and he offers me to stay the night >open the door to his roommates drinking beer and playing mario kart >laugh and game with them >next morning we part ways and he gives me his phone number and tells me i can come back whenever i want >bus home, tell mom and dad i was out with friends
: Anonymous 01/06/19(Sun)17:05:57 No.50269284 >be me >was actually going to an hero >decide to jump off bridge nearby my hometown >standing on ledge at 1 in the morning when i hear 268 KB JPG tires screech behind me >i turn around and see a pizza guy walking toward me telling me not to do it >yeahwhateverhearditabilliontimes.mp3 >see he has tears in his eyes >tells me that he lost his brother to suicide years ago and hes always felt like he needed to stop someone else's suicide >actually pretty moved by his story, i have a little bro >invites me into his car and offers me the pizza he has >drives me back to his home after calling his boss and telling him about the circumstances >all the while he's shooting the s--- and cracking me up, really chill guy >we get to an apartment downtown and he offers me to stay the night >open the door to his roommates drinking beer and playing mario kart >laugh and game with them >next morning we part ways and he gives me his phone number and tells me i can come back whenever i want >bus home, tell mom and dad i was out with friends

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Anon joins our ranks | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/06/19(Sun)13:02:22 No.50273692 >27 y/o >never had sex >never had a gf >never kissed a girl >unloved as a child 1.5 MB JPG >not one single friend : Anonymous 01/06/19(Sun)13:05:52 No.50273740 >>50273692 (OP) # wow you fit right in please take your complimentary virgin noose, self pity, and borderlining pedophelia! 39 KB JPG have a great day! >>50273771 #
: Anonymous 01/06/19(Sun)13:02:22 No.50273692 >27 y/o >never had sex >never had a gf >never kissed a girl >unloved as a child 1.5 MB JPG >not one single friend : Anonymous 01/06/19(Sun)13:05:52 No.50273740 >>50273692 (OP) # wow you fit right in please take your complimentary virgin noose, self pity, and borderlining pedophelia! 39 KB JPG have a great day! >>50273771 #

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Anon Experiments | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/11/22(Tue)13:15:06 No.66945196 >drank 5 big cups of turkish coffee >woke up at the middle of the night with my heart racing >thought it might be the coffee >had to make sure >did it again >happened again 121 KB PNG >stoped doing it for a week >did not happen >did it again yesterday >happened again >l'm doing it again today Am I the only one who enjoys doing retarded experiments on himself?
: Anonymous 01/11/22(Tue)13:15:06 No.66945196 >drank 5 big cups of turkish coffee >woke up at the middle of the night with my heart racing >thought it might be the coffee >had to make sure >did it again >happened again 121 KB PNG >stoped doing it for a week >did not happen >did it again yesterday >happened again >l'm doing it again today Am I the only one who enjoys doing retarded experiments on himself?

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Anon is thankful pt.1 | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/13/18(Thu)14:43:25 No.787266055 alright /b/ros here's a story l've been meaning to share for a long time. I've only told this story to one person ever before >be me 18 KB PNG >21 years old >fresh uni grad, no plans for future >have a talent for learning languages >decide to enroll in a japanese language school in tokyo >manage to secure a placement, house, etc. with the money I had saved up from previous work >no friends in a new country >reading a book outside a konbini one summer night drinking cheap beer and smoking cigarettes >an older grandma starts chatting to me >asks what i was reading >end up talking to her about japanese literature and the authors i enjoy >see her outside that same 7/11 almost every evening after school and chat for +3 hours with each meeting for the next month >she always parts me with a homemade snack/ bento for the next day >slowly learn more about her >no kids, no husband, all relatives passed away >once married but after a miscarriage her husband left her >i open up about my own problems as well >she offers great advice each time >1 year passes >still see her on a weekly basis at our usual hangout >she goes to the library just take out easy to read japanese books (often kids books) which she will read to me and explain the different kanji >one night she tells me: "anon, you know i always wished i had a son, a son like you" >my grandparents from father's side were dead before i was born and my mother's parents were abusive alcoholics >tfw I never really knew what it was like to have a caring grandparent
: Anonymous 12/13/18(Thu)14:43:25 No.787266055 alright /b/ros here's a story l've been meaning to share for a long time. I've only told this story to one person ever before >be me 18 KB PNG >21 years old >fresh uni grad, no plans for future >have a talent for learning languages >decide to enroll in a japanese language school in tokyo >manage to secure a placement, house, etc. with the money I had saved up from previous work >no friends in a new country >reading a book outside a konbini one summer night drinking cheap beer and smoking cigarettes >an older grandma starts chatting to me >asks what i was reading >end up talking to her about japanese literature and the authors i enjoy >see her outside that same 7/11 almost every evening after school and chat for +3 hours with each meeting for the next month >she always parts me with a homemade snack/ bento for the next day >slowly learn more about her >no kids, no husband, all relatives passed away >once married but after a miscarriage her husband left her >i open up about my own problems as well >she offers great advice each time >1 year passes >still see her on a weekly basis at our usual hangout >she goes to the library just take out easy to read japanese books (often kids books) which she will read to me and explain the different kanji >one night she tells me: "anon, you know i always wished i had a son, a son like you" >my grandparents from father's side were dead before i was born and my mother's parents were abusive alcoholics >tfw I never really knew what it was like to have a caring grandparent

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anon copes | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 01/10/22(Mon)18:08:29 No.66933988 Not really r---, I guess. >first gf i was 18 >getting hot and heavy >was a sperg obviously >she takes my pants and undies off >entire body freeze, i tell her no >she doesn't care, she gets on top no trauma from it, I don't concider it r---.
O Anonymous 01/10/22(Mon)18:08:29 No.66933988 Not really r---, I guess. >first gf i was 18 >getting hot and heavy >was a sperg obviously >she takes my pants and undies off >entire body freeze, i tell her no >she doesn't care, she gets on top no trauma from it, I don't concider it r---.

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Anon does the right thing | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/14/18(Sun)15:39:54 No.48688651 >outside lecture hall >smoke c-------- by my lonesome, as usual >7/10 lithuanian girl comes up to me >"hey can i have a c-------- please" 6 KB JPG >"you got a dollar?" >she says no >"cant help you then sorry" >she touches my arm and makes puppy dog eyes >"please i really need one im really stressed out please" >"sorry" >she just sighs and walks away I did good, right? I didn't let women use their charms to take advantage of me
: Anonymous 10/14/18(Sun)15:39:54 No.48688651 >outside lecture hall >smoke c-------- by my lonesome, as usual >7/10 lithuanian girl comes up to me >"hey can i have a c-------- please" 6 KB JPG >"you got a dollar?" >she says no >"cant help you then sorry" >she touches my arm and makes puppy dog eyes >"please i really need one im really stressed out please" >"sorry" >she just sighs and walks away I did good, right? I didn't let women use their charms to take advantage of me

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