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Anon loves Wolfenstein | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous ITT: Times video games got you(...) 07/07/21(Fri)22:03:05 No.383137719 >be me innocent 6 year old >dad loved fps games >lets me play them because I did really well at Intense school >played Wolfenstein 3D 41 KB JPG and Doom a lot because I loved the violence >loved the music in the games a lot but one specific song that stood out was the title theme for Wolfenstein 3D >used to hum that song all the time >fast forward 4 years in elementary school >still had the song stuck in my head >had this math exam I took in private because I was sick the day of the exam >only me and teacher in the room >the test was boring and monotonous so I started humming the Wolfenstein 3D title theme >teacher was visibly shocked and took me to the principal's office >teacher told the principal I was humming some Nazi song >had literally no idea the Wolfenstein 3D title theme was Horst Wessel Lied, Nazi Germany's national anthem >mfw both the teacher and the principal were Jews
: Anonymous ITT: Times video games got you(...) 07/07/21(Fri)22:03:05 No.383137719 >be me innocent 6 year old >dad loved fps games >lets me play them because I did really well at Intense school >played Wolfenstein 3D 41 KB JPG and Doom a lot because I loved the violence >loved the music in the games a lot but one specific song that stood out was the title theme for Wolfenstein 3D >used to hum that song all the time >fast forward 4 years in elementary school >still had the song stuck in my head >had this math exam I took in private because I was sick the day of the exam >only me and teacher in the room >the test was boring and monotonous so I started humming the Wolfenstein 3D title theme >teacher was visibly shocked and took me to the principal's office >teacher told the principal I was humming some Nazi song >had literally no idea the Wolfenstein 3D title theme was Horst Wessel Lied, Nazi Germany's national anthem >mfw both the teacher and the principal were Jews

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Anon sit next to THAT ONE KID | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/13/22(Thu)03:50:19 No.870540563 >Be me >In algebra >Laptop dies >Go to back corner of classroom to charge it >Sit next to kid who usually sits alone in back corner 217 KB JPG >Class is pretty boring so i hide my phone behind my computer and start playing some battle cats >A few minutes go by and i start to hear the sound of cloth rubbing against cloth >Out of the corner of my eye i see the kid jerking his hand up and down with his hand down his pants >Panic and dont want him to know i saw so i just pretend to not notice and continue to play battle cats >He keeps looking over at me to make sure i havent noticed >FuckWhatDolDo.jpeg >He starts going faster and his breath gets heavy >No one around us notices at all >They probably think he's just shaking his leg >He lets out a long sigh and stops abruptly >He pulls his hand out of his pants and looks down at it and wipes his hand on his pants >Mfw this m----------- just jacked off in class >Mfw i had to just sit there and listen to it >Mfw no one else noticed >Mfw he is friends with my friends and if i tell them they wont believe me >He just went along like nothing happened after W-- JUST HAPPENED /B/ROS WHAT DO I DO??? DO I TELL SOMEONE??? 2 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous 01/13/22(Thu)03:50:19 No.870540563 >Be me >In algebra >Laptop dies >Go to back corner of classroom to charge it >Sit next to kid who usually sits alone in back corner 217 KB JPG >Class is pretty boring so i hide my phone behind my computer and start playing some battle cats >A few minutes go by and i start to hear the sound of cloth rubbing against cloth >Out of the corner of my eye i see the kid jerking his hand up and down with his hand down his pants >Panic and dont want him to know i saw so i just pretend to not notice and continue to play battle cats >He keeps looking over at me to make sure i havent noticed >FuckWhatDolDo.jpeg >He starts going faster and his breath gets heavy >No one around us notices at all >They probably think he's just shaking his leg >He lets out a long sigh and stops abruptly >He pulls his hand out of his pants and looks down at it and wipes his hand on his pants >Mfw this m----------- just jacked off in class >Mfw i had to just sit there and listen to it >Mfw no one else noticed >Mfw he is friends with my friends and if i tell them they wont believe me >He just went along like nothing happened after W-- JUST HAPPENED /B/ROS WHAT DO I DO??? DO I TELL SOMEONE??? 2 Replies View Thread

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Anon hates fantasy | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 04/23/21(Fri)07:09:44 No.63346436 File: marcille.jpg (194 KB, 953x954) >live a long, happy life with your elven wife >she was 200 when you met her >she's 260 now >looks the same as the day you met >be human >die >elf wife suffers and mourns you for hundreds of years alone That's f------ why.
O Anonymous 04/23/21(Fri)07:09:44 No.63346436 File: marcille.jpg (194 KB, 953x954) >live a long, happy life with your elven wife >she was 200 when you met her >she's 260 now >looks the same as the day you met >be human >die >elf wife suffers and mourns you for hundreds of years alone That's f------ why.

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Anon can finally workout in peace | /r/Greentext

>Doing deadlifts >Some f------ kid runs around my gym >Runs into my leg as I'm trying 58 KB JPG to lockout the lift >l drop the bar into the ground, loudly >Tell the kid to piss off >His mother shows up, angry as f--- >Tells me to stop lifting around the kids >Reply that she should keep the kids away from me >Next day >F------ kid is bothering me again when im doing chest >Slam the weights loudly right next to him >Kid cries, tells his mom that I'm scary >The mom flips out, gives me a huge rant about what a meathead I am >l yell back, she eventually starts crying and runs off with both her kids >She moves out, never see her or the little s---- again >Homegym masterrace
>Doing deadlifts >Some f------ kid runs around my gym >Runs into my leg as I'm trying 58 KB JPG to lockout the lift >l drop the bar into the ground, loudly >Tell the kid to piss off >His mother shows up, angry as f--- >Tells me to stop lifting around the kids >Reply that she should keep the kids away from me >Next day >F------ kid is bothering me again when im doing chest >Slam the weights loudly right next to him >Kid cries, tells his mom that I'm scary >The mom flips out, gives me a huge rant about what a meathead I am >l yell back, she eventually starts crying and runs off with both her kids >She moves out, never see her or the little s---- again >Homegym masterrace

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Anon works in a resturant | /r/Greentext

Board /b/ - Random Settings Home File: 1397777446003.png (78 KB, 253x235) >working in a high end restaurant >chef is hard ass german >decide to f--- with him >bartender brings up case of apple juice in cans, and leaves it in the kitchen >snag 3 cans from the case, and crank the oven to 500 >service starts >it's time >place cans of apple juice in the oven >they start to melt and contort, leaking apple juice into the inferno of an oven >chef walks into the kitchen >"VAT IS ZAT HISSING" >try to contain my laughter as k---- chef opens the oven door to see melting cans of juice >k---- chef starts yelling "WHY IZ ZE JEWZ IN ZE OVEN, TAKE ZE JEWZ OUT OF ZE OVEN >entire dining room can hear him >k---- chef never found out that it was me
Board /b/ - Random Settings Home File: 1397777446003.png (78 KB, 253x235) >working in a high end restaurant >chef is hard ass german >decide to f--- with him >bartender brings up case of apple juice in cans, and leaves it in the kitchen >snag 3 cans from the case, and crank the oven to 500 >service starts >it's time >place cans of apple juice in the oven >they start to melt and contort, leaking apple juice into the inferno of an oven >chef walks into the kitchen >"VAT IS ZAT HISSING" >try to contain my laughter as k---- chef opens the oven door to see melting cans of juice >k---- chef starts yelling "WHY IZ ZE JEWZ IN ZE OVEN, TAKE ZE JEWZ OUT OF ZE OVEN >entire dining room can hear him >k---- chef never found out that it was me

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Teenagers misunderstood Nietzsche | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: LIRIZTAZ ) 01/04/16(Mon)03:15:22 No.59990782 >be nietzsche >recognize early in life that nihilism is going to be the bane of human existence 115 KB JPG >work desperately to show that there can be a pursuit of meaning in spite of the collapse of religion >write yourself into a philosophy-induced nervous breakdown trying to show that we can overcome nihilism by pursuing passion, art, self-ownership and struggle >100+ years later >teenagers think that you are a nihilist and claim to use your philosophy to justify hedonistic meaningless living
: Anonymous (ID: LIRIZTAZ ) 01/04/16(Mon)03:15:22 No.59990782 >be nietzsche >recognize early in life that nihilism is going to be the bane of human existence 115 KB JPG >work desperately to show that there can be a pursuit of meaning in spite of the collapse of religion >write yourself into a philosophy-induced nervous breakdown trying to show that we can overcome nihilism by pursuing passion, art, self-ownership and struggle >100+ years later >teenagers think that you are a nihilist and claim to use your philosophy to justify hedonistic meaningless living

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Anon has a GF from the hood | /r/Greentext

File: Sunglasses Pepe.jpg (47 KB, 1067x600) O Anonymous 01/12/22(Wed)21:04:18 No.870556918 [Reply] >>870557283 >be me >be 24 >dating this qt3.14 negress hoodrat >based as f--- in all her views >"yo f--- these Jew ass n-----" >get invited to a party to meet her family for the first time >"yo anon, imma let you know my daddy makes all you white boys pay a fee to be hollerin' at his daughters" >laugh it off >she has a serious expression on her face >show up at the family party >see my gf's sister >"I hope you got that hollerin' money, whitey" >uhhhhh >see her mother >"you better have her daddy's cash" >oh f--- it wasnt a joke was it? >I have no money on me >gf comes over to me >"my daddy is in the lounge, he's waitin on his pay" >oh s---, oh f---, im about to get jumped in the hood >walk into the lounge >see her dad sitting in an arm chair all alone >oh f--- me what do I do >"uh, hello sir, I'm really sorry about this but I don't have any money on me to pay you" >"da f--- you talkin about man?" >turn around to see my gf, her sister, and her mother all laughing in the doorway >mfw the holler cost was a lie
File: Sunglasses Pepe.jpg (47 KB, 1067x600) O Anonymous 01/12/22(Wed)21:04:18 No.870556918 [Reply] >>870557283 >be me >be 24 >dating this qt3.14 negress hoodrat >based as f--- in all her views >"yo f--- these Jew ass n-----" >get invited to a party to meet her family for the first time >"yo anon, imma let you know my daddy makes all you white boys pay a fee to be hollerin' at his daughters" >laugh it off >she has a serious expression on her face >show up at the family party >see my gf's sister >"I hope you got that hollerin' money, whitey" >uhhhhh >see her mother >"you better have her daddy's cash" >oh f--- it wasnt a joke was it? >I have no money on me >gf comes over to me >"my daddy is in the lounge, he's waitin on his pay" >oh s---, oh f---, im about to get jumped in the hood >walk into the lounge >see her dad sitting in an arm chair all alone >oh f--- me what do I do >"uh, hello sir, I'm really sorry about this but I don't have any money on me to pay you" >"da f--- you talkin about man?" >turn around to see my gf, her sister, and her mother all laughing in the doorway >mfw the holler cost was a lie

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Anon is confused | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/13/18(Thu)22:45:16 No.49824266 >buy chemicals for a peaceful suicide >they all arrive >have everything ready >suddenly feel happy >not even sure l want to kill myself 13 KB JPG anymore >the fake smile I put on turns into a real one >start enjoying life and treating people nice What the f--- is happening?
: Anonymous 12/13/18(Thu)22:45:16 No.49824266 >buy chemicals for a peaceful suicide >they all arrive >have everything ready >suddenly feel happy >not even sure l want to kill myself 13 KB JPG anymore >the fake smile I put on turns into a real one >start enjoying life and treating people nice What the f--- is happening?

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anon hasn't updated yet | /r/Greentext

F----- up cocktail time, lads. I've filled this bottle with. >rum >espresso >alcohol based vanilla 1.91 MB JPG >lots of nutmeg >a dash of nyquil >a whole crushed up 30mg oxycodone >cannabis cream (the fat holds the THC) I call it the moloko minus. Either l'll die or go on a rampage. Lets try it out. I'll keep you updated. a Replies /3 Images View Thread
F----- up cocktail time, lads. I've filled this bottle with. >rum >espresso >alcohol based vanilla 1.91 MB JPG >lots of nutmeg >a dash of nyquil >a whole crushed up 30mg oxycodone >cannabis cream (the fat holds the THC) I call it the moloko minus. Either l'll die or go on a rampage. Lets try it out. I'll keep you updated. a Replies /3 Images View Thread

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Anon is American | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/16/21(Tue)14:08:34 No.866808217 >be me >american >wake up next to my sister as usual >ask her to wake up the kids >wife is overdosing on xanax so she doesn't say anything >whatever.jpg >order doordash cause my bitch sister 7 KB PNG didn't make breakfast >tip mandatory 500% >take one of my 45 glocks and go to work with it concealed >see the neighbors kid trying to collect his football from my lawn >dump my whole 33 round mag into him for trespassing >realize I used hollow point >realize I wasted 33 dollars on this stupid f------ kid >go back inside and shoot myself due to crippling debt and obesity >wake up in a hospital bed >doctor hands me a bill for 750k dollars God I love this country
: Anonymous 11/16/21(Tue)14:08:34 No.866808217 >be me >american >wake up next to my sister as usual >ask her to wake up the kids >wife is overdosing on xanax so she doesn't say anything >whatever.jpg >order doordash cause my bitch sister 7 KB PNG didn't make breakfast >tip mandatory 500% >take one of my 45 glocks and go to work with it concealed >see the neighbors kid trying to collect his football from my lawn >dump my whole 33 round mag into him for trespassing >realize I used hollow point >realize I wasted 33 dollars on this stupid f------ kid >go back inside and shoot myself due to crippling debt and obesity >wake up in a hospital bed >doctor hands me a bill for 750k dollars God I love this country

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Anon watches Indiana Jones | /r/Greentext

Indiana-Jones-smirk-e1546299380834.jpg| 64 KB JPG >sacred artifact of the Jews is full of demons and melts your face off >the cup of Christ allows you to live forever and heals all injuries What did Lucas mean by this?
Indiana-Jones-smirk-e1546299380834.jpg| 64 KB JPG >sacred artifact of the Jews is full of demons and melts your face off >the cup of Christ allows you to live forever and heals all injuries What did Lucas mean by this?

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Anon saves money | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/30/21(Thu)02:10:51 No.65577668 >late at night >craving a Wendy's burger >not even hungry, I know I'll only take a few bites and throw the rest away >I like the idea of eating a Wendy's burger, but not so much the reality 345 KB GIF of paying for something I won't eat >decide to just picture the burger instead >vividly picture platonic form of Wendy's burger >it's perfect, they can't possibly f--- up the order because it's in my mind >imagine eating the burger bite by bite >I finish >feel better, no more craving What the f--- is wrong with me
: Anonymous 09/30/21(Thu)02:10:51 No.65577668 >late at night >craving a Wendy's burger >not even hungry, I know I'll only take a few bites and throw the rest away >I like the idea of eating a Wendy's burger, but not so much the reality 345 KB GIF of paying for something I won't eat >decide to just picture the burger instead >vividly picture platonic form of Wendy's burger >it's perfect, they can't possibly f--- up the order because it's in my mind >imagine eating the burger bite by bite >I finish >feel better, no more craving What the f--- is wrong with me

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anon is romanian | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/13/22(Thu)11:32:17 No.870570204 >be me >Romanian >Pirated 100+ games, including Indies since 2015 >Probably saved 2000$ doing that >Torrent all my movies, saved 100s of dollars doing so >Why do f--- waste money 21 KB JPG >/b/ please explain
: Anonymous 01/13/22(Thu)11:32:17 No.870570204 >be me >Romanian >Pirated 100+ games, including Indies since 2015 >Probably saved 2000$ doing that >Torrent all my movies, saved 100s of dollars doing so >Why do f--- waste money 21 KB JPG >/b/ please explain

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Anon has a boyfriend | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/12/19(Fri)04:15:23 No.12255080 I just recently started identifing as a boy (I'm a girl). My boyfriend says that since I'm a boy now, that makes me gay, and he will only f--- me in the ass. I hate a--- but I've been giving in, he doesn't stop even when I cry. Should I just go back to being a girl or keep 87 KB JPG letting him use my a------? 18 Replies /2 Images View Thread
Anonymous 04/12/19(Fri)04:15:23 No.12255080 I just recently started identifing as a boy (I'm a girl). My boyfriend says that since I'm a boy now, that makes me gay, and he will only f--- me in the ass. I hate a--- but I've been giving in, he doesn't stop even when I cry. Should I just go back to being a girl or keep 87 KB JPG letting him use my a------? 18 Replies /2 Images View Thread

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Anon is curious | /r/Greentext

File: Imagine c------ inside hn(...).png (224 KB, 498x280) 6. 8. Ballistic Gel Onahole Anonymous 01/02/17(Mon)17:32:29 No.32512944 >>32512958 = >>32516802 >>32517581 >>32518034 >>32518043 >>32518470 >>32518490 >>32519098 >>32519782 >>3252024 Has anyone here tried lubing up and f------ a block of ballistic gel after shooting it? How was it? Which cartridge creates the best texture and tightness? Also, are there female ballistic gel torsos to shoot and f---? Anonymous 01/02/17(Mon)17:33:36 No.32512955 >>32521383 Jesus christ man, I am both concerned and interested
File: Imagine c------ inside hn(...).png (224 KB, 498x280) 6. 8. Ballistic Gel Onahole Anonymous 01/02/17(Mon)17:32:29 No.32512944 >>32512958 = >>32516802 >>32517581 >>32518034 >>32518043 >>32518470 >>32518490 >>32519098 >>32519782 >>3252024 Has anyone here tried lubing up and f------ a block of ballistic gel after shooting it? How was it? Which cartridge creates the best texture and tightness? Also, are there female ballistic gel torsos to shoot and f---? Anonymous 01/02/17(Mon)17:33:36 No.32512955 >>32521383 Jesus christ man, I am both concerned and interested

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based orange | /r/Greentext

:Anonymous 04/05/19(Fri)14:03:19 No.796709970 >Be KIWI >BE A TASTY F--- >FEEL LIKE FRESHLY S----------- >BE GREEN LIKE SHREK >FULL OF VITAMINS 138 KB JPG >HEALTHY AF > TASTE OF ANGELS C------ IN YOUR MOUTH >F--- ORANGES 5 Replies / 2 Images View Thread : Anonymous 04/05/19(Fri)14:12:11 No.796710513 >Be ORANGE >BE A SWEET TANGY AND TASTY ASS M------------ >FEEL LIKEA DAMN FRUIT SHOULD FEEL AND NOT LIKE 117 KB JPG SOME HAIRY TESTICLE >BE ORANGE, LIKE A F------ ORANGE, UNLIKE KIWI WHO IS N----- ON THE OUTSIDE AND JEW ON THE INSIDE >TASTE LIKE SUGAR MIXED WITH A 9000 VOLT BATTERY OF MANLINESS, NOT FAGGOTY ANGEL SEMEN >F--- KIWIS, TINY ASS HAIRY N----- FRUIT
:Anonymous 04/05/19(Fri)14:03:19 No.796709970 >Be KIWI >BE A TASTY F--- >FEEL LIKE FRESHLY S----------- >BE GREEN LIKE SHREK >FULL OF VITAMINS 138 KB JPG >HEALTHY AF > TASTE OF ANGELS C------ IN YOUR MOUTH >F--- ORANGES 5 Replies / 2 Images View Thread : Anonymous 04/05/19(Fri)14:12:11 No.796710513 >Be ORANGE >BE A SWEET TANGY AND TASTY ASS M------------ >FEEL LIKEA DAMN FRUIT SHOULD FEEL AND NOT LIKE 117 KB JPG SOME HAIRY TESTICLE >BE ORANGE, LIKE A F------ ORANGE, UNLIKE KIWI WHO IS N----- ON THE OUTSIDE AND JEW ON THE INSIDE >TASTE LIKE SUGAR MIXED WITH A 9000 VOLT BATTERY OF MANLINESS, NOT FAGGOTY ANGEL SEMEN >F--- KIWIS, TINY ASS HAIRY N----- FRUIT

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Perfect way to go | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: CINHW8YS) 06/24/14(Tue)00:32:23 No.552734235 >rent a convertible sports car and a parachute >get your favorite handgun and shoot it in the air around a police station >high speed chase ensues >lead the police into the desert and wait for media choppers >itstime.jpg >tie parachute cord around your neck and throw a brick on the gas >deploy parachute, snapping your neck and simultaniously dragging your lifeless body into the air behind the car >parasail across the desert until your car dies Bonus points if the parachute says Ron Paul 2008 Bonus points if wearing assless fursuit
Anonymous (ID: CINHW8YS) 06/24/14(Tue)00:32:23 No.552734235 >rent a convertible sports car and a parachute >get your favorite handgun and shoot it in the air around a police station >high speed chase ensues >lead the police into the desert and wait for media choppers >itstime.jpg >tie parachute cord around your neck and throw a brick on the gas >deploy parachute, snapping your neck and simultaniously dragging your lifeless body into the air behind the car >parasail across the desert until your car dies Bonus points if the parachute says Ron Paul 2008 Bonus points if wearing assless fursuit

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Anon's friend has a big dick | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/12/22(Wed)23:17:55 No.66963880 >b me >le incel >roommate gave me some of his condoms in front of all our friends as a joke gift to humiliate me >just to clarify, they were the exact ones 396 KB PNG he used when he had girls over >keep them there all year >this f----- constantly brags about his d--- size >"my d---- bigger than that (object)" >"oh yeah? you shouldve seen her after she took muh d---" >literally constant >end up moving out after the lease ended cuz i thought he may be gay and coming onto me after he asked if i ever wanted to experiment with another man >2 years pass >self improvement has paid off >somehow i have seduced a girl into my bedroom >remember the condoms in my drawer >get one out >im so hard for losing my virginity i figure it will go right on >tfw the condom is too small >tfw its not just too short but too skinny >tfw im only 6 inches meaning that f----- had a microdick >ended up f------ the girl raw tho so he did me a favor in the end >send him a d--- pic "by accident" to flex >he replays the snap i have never felt more gratified than that moment 8 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 01/12/22(Wed)23:17:55 No.66963880 >b me >le incel >roommate gave me some of his condoms in front of all our friends as a joke gift to humiliate me >just to clarify, they were the exact ones 396 KB PNG he used when he had girls over >keep them there all year >this f----- constantly brags about his d--- size >"my d---- bigger than that (object)" >"oh yeah? you shouldve seen her after she took muh d---" >literally constant >end up moving out after the lease ended cuz i thought he may be gay and coming onto me after he asked if i ever wanted to experiment with another man >2 years pass >self improvement has paid off >somehow i have seduced a girl into my bedroom >remember the condoms in my drawer >get one out >im so hard for losing my virginity i figure it will go right on >tfw the condom is too small >tfw its not just too short but too skinny >tfw im only 6 inches meaning that f----- had a microdick >ended up f------ the girl raw tho so he did me a favor in the end >send him a d--- pic "by accident" to flex >he replays the snap i have never felt more gratified than that moment 8 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon figures it out | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/24/21(Sun)09:52:07 No.65881340 >do an experiment >make a thread 密です。 >reply to my own post with negative replies >other replies are all negative >make a new thread but the same 201 KB JPG >again reply but this time with neutral/positive comments >replies are more civil conclusion the first post sets the tone of the discussion and you can easily manipulate other anons into doing what you want
: Anonymous 10/24/21(Sun)09:52:07 No.65881340 >do an experiment >make a thread 密です。 >reply to my own post with negative replies >other replies are all negative >make a new thread but the same 201 KB JPG >again reply but this time with neutral/positive comments >replies are more civil conclusion the first post sets the tone of the discussion and you can easily manipulate other anons into doing what you want

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Anons Super Bowl party | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/07/19(Thu)13:04:15 No.792044467 >be me >in car with gf and her family >mom and gf want to connect Bluetooth and play music >dad gets grumpy over it >Bluetooth isn't connecting properly >dad gets angrier 49 KB JPG >mom gets angry cause he's angry >texts my gf about it >they're now texting about her dad >l'm still here >pleasedontinvolveme.mp4 >Bluetooth finally connects >rap comes on in auto play >dad gets angry and yells >gf looks like about to cry >he apologizes and she plays different song >mom still upset >tension building between them >I haven't said a word the whole ride >Imnothere.png >almost at destination >bowling for 2 hours then super bowl party >wish me luck anons
: Anonymous 02/07/19(Thu)13:04:15 No.792044467 >be me >in car with gf and her family >mom and gf want to connect Bluetooth and play music >dad gets grumpy over it >Bluetooth isn't connecting properly >dad gets angrier 49 KB JPG >mom gets angry cause he's angry >texts my gf about it >they're now texting about her dad >l'm still here >pleasedontinvolveme.mp4 >Bluetooth finally connects >rap comes on in auto play >dad gets angry and yells >gf looks like about to cry >he apologizes and she plays different song >mom still upset >tension building between them >I haven't said a word the whole ride >Imnothere.png >almost at destination >bowling for 2 hours then super bowl party >wish me luck anons

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