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Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 18:21:29 No.792652482 View Reply Original Report Quoted By: >>792652550 >>792652745 >>792652759 >>792652884 >>792652939 >>792654264 >>79265 >senior year of high school >best friend kills herself >teacher announces it to class >everyone pretends to be sad for 15 minutes >that's it >ffw few months >stacy kills herself >school holds some big "in memorium" s--- in the gym >counseling services get offered to help deal with this tradgic loss >big anti-bullying campaign gets launched >what the f--- 25KİB, 474x459, .jpg >ffw few more months View >yearbook comes out Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO >flippinghrough, see big 2 page spread dedicated to stacy complete with s----- poetry >all my best friend ever got was her name in the "not pictured" section life is so unfair, bros
Anonymous Thu 14 Feb 2019 18:21:29 No.792652482 View Reply Original Report Quoted By: >>792652550 >>792652745 >>792652759 >>792652884 >>792652939 >>792654264 >>79265 >senior year of high school >best friend kills herself >teacher announces it to class >everyone pretends to be sad for 15 minutes >that's it >ffw few months >stacy kills herself >school holds some big "in memorium" s--- in the gym >counseling services get offered to help deal with this tradgic loss >big anti-bullying campaign gets launched >what the f--- 25KİB, 474x459, .jpg >ffw few more months View >yearbook comes out Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO >flippinghrough, see big 2 page spread dedicated to stacy complete with s----- poetry >all my best friend ever got was her name in the "not pictured" section life is so unfair, bros

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Anon reports animal abuse | /r/Greentext

>go on date last night with a girl I met through bumble >she picked the spot >sit down and start making small talk but then she goes quiet looking at the menu 3.58 MB GIF >she says she can't eat anything except a salad >breaks the news she is a vegan >she immediately starts getting bitchy about the place not having options to accommodate her You picked this place dumbass >told her I can ask if the chef will make something >chef offers to make stuffed pepper with rice and vegetables >she agrees >talks resume as she seems calm now F------ finally >she says she has a dog >dog is on a vegan diet thatsabuse.png >immediately ask for the check >tell her it isn't working out so I paid for an entree I didn't even get >wish her best of luck but she quietly called me an a------ >walked out and immediately reported her for animal abuse Why is everyone on a dating app a f------ psychopath or someone who thinks they're a better catch than they really are? F--- this.
>go on date last night with a girl I met through bumble >she picked the spot >sit down and start making small talk but then she goes quiet looking at the menu 3.58 MB GIF >she says she can't eat anything except a salad >breaks the news she is a vegan >she immediately starts getting bitchy about the place not having options to accommodate her You picked this place dumbass >told her I can ask if the chef will make something >chef offers to make stuffed pepper with rice and vegetables >she agrees >talks resume as she seems calm now F------ finally >she says she has a dog >dog is on a vegan diet thatsabuse.png >immediately ask for the check >tell her it isn't working out so I paid for an entree I didn't even get >wish her best of luck but she quietly called me an a------ >walked out and immediately reported her for animal abuse Why is everyone on a dating app a f------ psychopath or someone who thinks they're a better catch than they really are? F--- this.

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Ohhhhhh ok | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/30/21(Sun)21:40:22 No.63926240 >At Barnes and Noble >Walk up behind girl and put my hand on her shoulder "Beth?" >She turns around confused >Apologize and tell her she looked like my dead sister >See she is looking at Nichijou 15 KB JPG "Hey the anime for that is pretty funny, have you seen it?" >She still seems confused >We'll definitely have to discuss it over lunch sometime >Give her a note with my snapchat on it and walk away >mfw she adds me >mfw when we're getting lunch tomorrow >mfw when she confused my autistic scheme for confidence or something 4 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 05/30/21(Sun)23:14:55 No.63927288 THE EYE MAN ALSEAL >>63926240 (OP) # I'm both disgusted and amazed. Well played anon 373 KB PNG : Anonymous 05/30/21(Sun)23:16:09 No.63927300 >>63926240 (OP) # What a play bro. Congrats, you're gonna make it.
: Anonymous 05/30/21(Sun)21:40:22 No.63926240 >At Barnes and Noble >Walk up behind girl and put my hand on her shoulder "Beth?" >She turns around confused >Apologize and tell her she looked like my dead sister >See she is looking at Nichijou 15 KB JPG "Hey the anime for that is pretty funny, have you seen it?" >She still seems confused >We'll definitely have to discuss it over lunch sometime >Give her a note with my snapchat on it and walk away >mfw she adds me >mfw when we're getting lunch tomorrow >mfw when she confused my autistic scheme for confidence or something 4 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 05/30/21(Sun)23:14:55 No.63927288 THE EYE MAN ALSEAL >>63926240 (OP) # I'm both disgusted and amazed. Well played anon 373 KB PNG : Anonymous 05/30/21(Sun)23:16:09 No.63927300 >>63926240 (OP) # What a play bro. Congrats, you're gonna make it.

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Anon has health class | /r/Greentext

> be me > in health class, have to make a powerpoint about why alcohol is bad 359 KB PNG > 12th grade so no one cares > presentation day comes along > no one has done any work > teacher opens up class file > one project > titled "alachol" > teacher walks out of room > mfw
> be me > in health class, have to make a powerpoint about why alcohol is bad 359 KB PNG > 12th grade so no one cares > presentation day comes along > no one has done any work > teacher opens up class file > one project > titled "alachol" > teacher walks out of room > mfw

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Anon Wakes Up | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/15/22(Sat)15:19:16 No.870735033 >Australia had a rabbit plague in the mid 1800s >They tried a variety of methods to get rid of them >Eventually they got desperate, and switched to the unconventional 13 KB GIF >They made fake rabbits that were more attractive than the real rabbits >The ones attracted to the fake rabbits didn't breed and the population was thus reduced >Tfw they're doing it with people now >Tfw I figured out why Anime girls exist The scary part is from what l've seen, it's working.
: Anonymous 01/15/22(Sat)15:19:16 No.870735033 >Australia had a rabbit plague in the mid 1800s >They tried a variety of methods to get rid of them >Eventually they got desperate, and switched to the unconventional 13 KB GIF >They made fake rabbits that were more attractive than the real rabbits >The ones attracted to the fake rabbits didn't breed and the population was thus reduced >Tfw they're doing it with people now >Tfw I figured out why Anime girls exist The scary part is from what l've seen, it's working.

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Anon lives in Alabama. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/08/19(Tue)13:26:09 No.50311760 >be me, 10 >6/10 beta f-- >nice to everyone for no f------ Reason >dad got remarried to a single mom with 15/10 daughter >gets crush on her >masturbate thinking about her 28 KB PNG everyday >obviously into step sister p--- >gets really close to her and help her in everything >gets to accidentally touch her here and there (I am actually very clumsy) >last week she texts me to pick her up from her friend's house party because she's drunk AF >bring her home >carry her somehow to her room >she tells that she actually likes me >l am like yeah I like you too >she says no really I like you >and then she starts kissing me >Then we have sex >lost_virginity.jpeg >sex was amature AF >go to my room afterwards >think about it all night and J------- more >gets paranoid because she might think I took advantage of her and tell it to my father and her mother >OhShit.png >next day >she says she likes it >had sex 3 times since then But now I don't know what to do, because this relationship has no future. 4 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 01/08/19(Tue)13:27:48 No.50311781 >>50311760 (OP) # I am 18 not 10. That was a typo. And she's 19
: Anonymous 01/08/19(Tue)13:26:09 No.50311760 >be me, 10 >6/10 beta f-- >nice to everyone for no f------ Reason >dad got remarried to a single mom with 15/10 daughter >gets crush on her >masturbate thinking about her 28 KB PNG everyday >obviously into step sister p--- >gets really close to her and help her in everything >gets to accidentally touch her here and there (I am actually very clumsy) >last week she texts me to pick her up from her friend's house party because she's drunk AF >bring her home >carry her somehow to her room >she tells that she actually likes me >l am like yeah I like you too >she says no really I like you >and then she starts kissing me >Then we have sex >lost_virginity.jpeg >sex was amature AF >go to my room afterwards >think about it all night and J------- more >gets paranoid because she might think I took advantage of her and tell it to my father and her mother >OhShit.png >next day >she says she likes it >had sex 3 times since then But now I don't know what to do, because this relationship has no future. 4 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 01/08/19(Tue)13:27:48 No.50311781 >>50311760 (OP) # I am 18 not 10. That was a typo. And she's 19

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Anon likes pee | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/31/18(Mon)14:51:04 No.20187725 I want a car previously owned by a cute teenaged girl with a very weak bladder. The more times she's peed in the seat, the better. The humiliation and 49 KB JPG embarassment she felt during those leaky moments would make the smell even more potent. Can you guys help me find my dream car? >>20187950 # >>20188103 # Anonymous 12/31/18(Mon)15:54:40 No.20187950 >>20187725 # f------ weebs
: Anonymous 12/31/18(Mon)14:51:04 No.20187725 I want a car previously owned by a cute teenaged girl with a very weak bladder. The more times she's peed in the seat, the better. The humiliation and 49 KB JPG embarassment she felt during those leaky moments would make the smell even more potent. Can you guys help me find my dream car? >>20187950 # >>20188103 # Anonymous 12/31/18(Mon)15:54:40 No.20187950 >>20187725 # f------ weebs

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Anon doesnt like his milk | /r/Greentext

6 Anonymous | 50270150 Vor 1 Std. .. ITT: Autistic s--- you did as a child >be me in elementary school >always get chocolate milk >one day they're out of chocolate >get strawberry instead, pleasantly surprised >strawberry has pink carton >chocolate has brown carton 146,1 kB JPG >get the green carton of milk the next day >think it will be green flavored >it's just f----- normal-ass milk >get mad >dump milk onto the kid sitting next to me and kick him out of his chair (with my foot) that kid died of a heroin overdose last year
6 Anonymous | 50270150 Vor 1 Std. .. ITT: Autistic s--- you did as a child >be me in elementary school >always get chocolate milk >one day they're out of chocolate >get strawberry instead, pleasantly surprised >strawberry has pink carton >chocolate has brown carton 146,1 kB JPG >get the green carton of milk the next day >think it will be green flavored >it's just f----- normal-ass milk >get mad >dump milk onto the kid sitting next to me and kick him out of his chair (with my foot) that kid died of a heroin overdose last year

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Anon gets a gf | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/14/18(Thu)11:20:09 No.46106774 I think I finally did it, guys. I think I finally made it. I finally got a g/f and lost my virginity. ;; >been trying for years to get better at social 44 KB JPG >goal is to lose virginity (I know, I know) >only in last couple years, in late twenties, were there any signs of progress >can now chat with random women without being pepper sprayed >slowly gain their trust and invitations to events >ease self into parties and dances >meet qt shy girl who likes anime (no one else knows I'm into anime) >over weeks, we bond and become closer >for a while, it was only coffee shops or bookstores >then to the movies >then quick rendezvous to sushi or niche food carts >then restaurants >then finally hanging out at each other's place >never been so happy before >she's finally confident enough to cuddle into my arms and fall asleep >want to tell her I love her so bad >still too shy >eventually she calls me up >she's more quiet and stuttery than usual >but quickly after, admits her feelings for me, and how much she feels for me >nervously said I felt the same way >we start to giggle and chat excitedly for god knows how long >end the phone call with us repeating "I love you" for almost a half-hour straight >schedule another hang out at the end of the weeks >so excited, never been this happy in my life >decide to celebrate by ordering an escort online: and losing my virginity to her
: Anonymous 06/14/18(Thu)11:20:09 No.46106774 I think I finally did it, guys. I think I finally made it. I finally got a g/f and lost my virginity. ;; >been trying for years to get better at social 44 KB JPG >goal is to lose virginity (I know, I know) >only in last couple years, in late twenties, were there any signs of progress >can now chat with random women without being pepper sprayed >slowly gain their trust and invitations to events >ease self into parties and dances >meet qt shy girl who likes anime (no one else knows I'm into anime) >over weeks, we bond and become closer >for a while, it was only coffee shops or bookstores >then to the movies >then quick rendezvous to sushi or niche food carts >then restaurants >then finally hanging out at each other's place >never been so happy before >she's finally confident enough to cuddle into my arms and fall asleep >want to tell her I love her so bad >still too shy >eventually she calls me up >she's more quiet and stuttery than usual >but quickly after, admits her feelings for me, and how much she feels for me >nervously said I felt the same way >we start to giggle and chat excitedly for god knows how long >end the phone call with us repeating "I love you" for almost a half-hour straight >schedule another hang out at the end of the weeks >so excited, never been this happy in my life >decide to celebrate by ordering an escort online: and losing my virginity to her

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I'm your father, Luke | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/12/21(Thu)05:10:43 No.860871920 >really f------ love eating my girl out >love hearing the sounds she makes >one time realise she makes a different kind of moan depending 6 KB JPG on what I'm doing >the sounds she makes vary in pitch, I can make her make specific noises at will >try to play the Darth Vader theme on her >almost got it >she snaps out of euphoria the second she figures out what I'm trying to do >mood killed instantly >she doesn't trust me down there again >tfw I'm not allowed to eat p---- anymore
: Anonymous 08/12/21(Thu)05:10:43 No.860871920 >really f------ love eating my girl out >love hearing the sounds she makes >one time realise she makes a different kind of moan depending 6 KB JPG on what I'm doing >the sounds she makes vary in pitch, I can make her make specific noises at will >try to play the Darth Vader theme on her >almost got it >she snaps out of euphoria the second she figures out what I'm trying to do >mood killed instantly >she doesn't trust me down there again >tfw I'm not allowed to eat p---- anymore

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He had to do it to em | /r/Greentext

Anonymous ID: 5FdjSAe3 No.579192905 55 seconds ago >be me >Carry gun around the house >gf asks why gun >look her dead in eye >"m------------ Decepticons" >she laughed >I laughed >toaster laughed >shoot toaster >nottoday.gif ...
Anonymous ID: 5FdjSAe3 No.579192905 55 seconds ago >be me >Carry gun around the house >gf asks why gun >look her dead in eye >"m------------ Decepticons" >she laughed >I laughed >toaster laughed >shoot toaster >nottoday.gif ...

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Anon is on the train | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/08/19(Tue)21:08:01 No.50316737 >be me >on the evening train >sink into the nearest seat >tired and stressed out from s--- going wrong all week >a mum and two kids are on the carriage >two kids are screaming their 29 KB JPG heads off, running up and down the carriage and yelling >one of them kicks my leg >this goes on for about 20 minutes >feel my head slowly burning >eventually have enough >stand up in my seat >turn around to face one of the kids >lean down >scream "SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUP" right in his face >kid is momentarily shocked then starts crying >mum is shocked, other kid starts crying too >i stand there, breathing heavily >stop >collapse into a spluttering pile of aspergers stuttering out apologies to mum >splutter about how i've been stressed all day and don't know what came over me etc >mum is surprisingly understanding >burning with embarrassment >leave the carriage and go to another one >sit down >realise >that felt good actually F--- kids
: Anonymous 01/08/19(Tue)21:08:01 No.50316737 >be me >on the evening train >sink into the nearest seat >tired and stressed out from s--- going wrong all week >a mum and two kids are on the carriage >two kids are screaming their 29 KB JPG heads off, running up and down the carriage and yelling >one of them kicks my leg >this goes on for about 20 minutes >feel my head slowly burning >eventually have enough >stand up in my seat >turn around to face one of the kids >lean down >scream "SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUP" right in his face >kid is momentarily shocked then starts crying >mum is shocked, other kid starts crying too >i stand there, breathing heavily >stop >collapse into a spluttering pile of aspergers stuttering out apologies to mum >splutter about how i've been stressed all day and don't know what came over me etc >mum is surprisingly understanding >burning with embarrassment >leave the carriage and go to another one >sit down >realise >that felt good actually F--- kids

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Femanon loses her bf | /r/Greentext

File: 1491622216885.jpg (45 KB, 478x572) Anonymous 04/03/18(Tue)15:47:36 No.764796496 >be me >24yo femanon >need to take a s--- >go to the bathroom >push out a massive thick STIFF s--- 75% of the way >pull it back in >push it back out 3/4 of the way >pull it back in >repeat several times >like i'm getting f----- by a qt boy >then accidentally push too much >my qt bf falls into the toilet >shed a tear as i flush him 12 replies and 1 image omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous 04/03/18(Tue)15:58:39 No.764797525 ► >>764796496 (OP) Well, thats enough Internet for today
File: 1491622216885.jpg (45 KB, 478x572) Anonymous 04/03/18(Tue)15:47:36 No.764796496 >be me >24yo femanon >need to take a s--- >go to the bathroom >push out a massive thick STIFF s--- 75% of the way >pull it back in >push it back out 3/4 of the way >pull it back in >repeat several times >like i'm getting f----- by a qt boy >then accidentally push too much >my qt bf falls into the toilet >shed a tear as i flush him 12 replies and 1 image omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous 04/03/18(Tue)15:58:39 No.764797525 ► >>764796496 (OP) Well, thats enough Internet for today

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Anon turns to God. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 4 minutes ago 789317948 >be me >into vore >dont like that I like vore >decide to read the bible for motivation >pic related >prayer.action >flip to random page >land on book of jonah >story of guy getting vored by a whale >mfw
Anonymous 4 minutes ago 789317948 >be me >into vore >dont like that I like vore >decide to read the bible for motivation >pic related >prayer.action >flip to random page >land on book of jonah >story of guy getting vored by a whale >mfw

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Anon is a robot | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/08/19(Tue)09:30:59 No.789458866 > be me > forced to go to s--- hold Earth to find plant > fuckinghumans.jpg > neckbeard incelbot starts following me > his only friend is literally a cockroach > herewego.jpg 36 KB JPG > go to his disgusting cave to tell him to f--- off > he has the f------ plant > go back to the ship with the plant > he keeps following me > makes sure he doesn't get his autistic ass killed while I save humanity > all the other robots are actually insane > he's my only choice > im his gf now > fml
: Anonymous 01/08/19(Tue)09:30:59 No.789458866 > be me > forced to go to s--- hold Earth to find plant > fuckinghumans.jpg > neckbeard incelbot starts following me > his only friend is literally a cockroach > herewego.jpg 36 KB JPG > go to his disgusting cave to tell him to f--- off > he has the f------ plant > go back to the ship with the plant > he keeps following me > makes sure he doesn't get his autistic ass killed while I save humanity > all the other robots are actually insane > he's my only choice > im his gf now > fml

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Anon Goes To Trial | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/07/19(Mon)10:06:11 No.789363798 >be me 19 >police raid my house at 1 am >get sent to jail. >multiple assault, and sexual assault charges from landwhale ex gf >mom nearly goes broke to pay my bail >Mom think this will be my last few 174 KB JPG months free >january 2017 >go in for my arraignment >the court lost my charges >wut? >prosecutor was lazy, and quitting a week anyway >"uhh come back in 3 months lol" >new prosecutor >knows what I did, but the old prosecutor left him no evidence >my judge is a men's right advocate >good lawyer negotiates plea deal > charges become an ordinance violation, and 40 hours of community service >use it to work at a charity > charity gives me a job >job pays 15$ an hour >job offers to pay for college, if i stay there >lose 30 pounds on a keto diet >for the first time in my life i look healthy, and good. >for the first time in my life, i'm able to move out my parents house. >for the first time in my life i'm happy. Thanks legal system.
: Anonymous 01/07/19(Mon)10:06:11 No.789363798 >be me 19 >police raid my house at 1 am >get sent to jail. >multiple assault, and sexual assault charges from landwhale ex gf >mom nearly goes broke to pay my bail >Mom think this will be my last few 174 KB JPG months free >january 2017 >go in for my arraignment >the court lost my charges >wut? >prosecutor was lazy, and quitting a week anyway >"uhh come back in 3 months lol" >new prosecutor >knows what I did, but the old prosecutor left him no evidence >my judge is a men's right advocate >good lawyer negotiates plea deal > charges become an ordinance violation, and 40 hours of community service >use it to work at a charity > charity gives me a job >job pays 15$ an hour >job offers to pay for college, if i stay there >lose 30 pounds on a keto diet >for the first time in my life i look healthy, and good. >for the first time in my life, i'm able to move out my parents house. >for the first time in my life i'm happy. Thanks legal system.

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Anon needs fitness plans!! | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/02/17(Sun)11:57:40 No.737628777 >be me. 5'11" 260 pounds. Yes I'm fat. >my life consists of cleaning out the trashcans and wiping s--- off of hospital floors >know of a patient dying of cancer. been on a hospital bed for 3 weeks 61 KB PNG now. >he called me over yesterday. first time he's ever spoke to me. I'm listening intently >"I don't know you but my dying wish for you is to lose all that f------ weight so you don't die a fat slob" >he died today I don't know how to feel : Anonymous 07/02/17(Sun)11:59:10 No.737628906 Lose the weight fgt >>737630720 #
: Anonymous 07/02/17(Sun)11:57:40 No.737628777 >be me. 5'11" 260 pounds. Yes I'm fat. >my life consists of cleaning out the trashcans and wiping s--- off of hospital floors >know of a patient dying of cancer. been on a hospital bed for 3 weeks 61 KB PNG now. >he called me over yesterday. first time he's ever spoke to me. I'm listening intently >"I don't know you but my dying wish for you is to lose all that f------ weight so you don't die a fat slob" >he died today I don't know how to feel : Anonymous 07/02/17(Sun)11:59:10 No.737628906 Lose the weight fgt >>737630720 #

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Anon calls out trump | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous The fbi is onto me 11/29/19(Fri)21:43:40 No.55565053 >see that Trump posted five seconds ago on Instagram >autismactivate.exe >proceed to comment Donald give me your seed like you did to those little girls on Epsteins 41 KB JPG Island >get spammed by boomers for hours on end for being disrespectful and not knowing facts >didnt think he ever did go on Epstein's island just autism kicking in FFW six hours >talking to my friends about it anon the comment isn't there anymore >mfw my autistic comment might be true
: Anonymous The fbi is onto me 11/29/19(Fri)21:43:40 No.55565053 >see that Trump posted five seconds ago on Instagram >autismactivate.exe >proceed to comment Donald give me your seed like you did to those little girls on Epsteins 41 KB JPG Island >get spammed by boomers for hours on end for being disrespectful and not knowing facts >didnt think he ever did go on Epstein's island just autism kicking in FFW six hours >talking to my friends about it anon the comment isn't there anymore >mfw my autistic comment might be true

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Anon makes a recovery | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/06/19(Sun)20:52:24 No.789321110 >be me, 23yo, shy c--- >spent three years in a toxic relationship being constantly emotionally abused >ex dumped me for some swaggot couple years back because he was a f------- and got bored of me >apparently ended poorly (who would've thought?) 11 KB JPG >texted me some time back that she missed me and how I always treated her well and pampered her and how she's sorry fuckthatnoise.mp3 >left her on read and moved on, still feeling a bunch of inner turmoil >ran into her at local market today >she came up to me (even though I did my best to avoid her) >tries initiating conversation >something inside me gets ignited >"I'm sorry, do I know you?" >she's confused and goes "are you f------ kidding, it's me, xxxxxx" >"Ooh, s---, I didn't recognize you! THAT'S what you look like now? Talk about dodging a f------ bullet." >l walk off without saying anything else to her >saw her walking out bawling her eyes out >l feel closure and empowerment, anons >I think l'm ready for the dating scene again
: Anonymous 01/06/19(Sun)20:52:24 No.789321110 >be me, 23yo, shy c--- >spent three years in a toxic relationship being constantly emotionally abused >ex dumped me for some swaggot couple years back because he was a f------- and got bored of me >apparently ended poorly (who would've thought?) 11 KB JPG >texted me some time back that she missed me and how I always treated her well and pampered her and how she's sorry fuckthatnoise.mp3 >left her on read and moved on, still feeling a bunch of inner turmoil >ran into her at local market today >she came up to me (even though I did my best to avoid her) >tries initiating conversation >something inside me gets ignited >"I'm sorry, do I know you?" >she's confused and goes "are you f------ kidding, it's me, xxxxxx" >"Ooh, s---, I didn't recognize you! THAT'S what you look like now? Talk about dodging a f------ bullet." >l walk off without saying anything else to her >saw her walking out bawling her eyes out >l feel closure and empowerment, anons >I think l'm ready for the dating scene again

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