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File: _91408619_55df76d5-2245-4(.)jpg (29 KB, 660x574) O Anonymous 01/04/17(Wed)16:48:34 No.33895447 > >>33895476 >>33895528 >>33895543 >>33895637 >>33895766 >>33896067 >>33896176 >>33896383 >brother passed away of a heart attack yesterday >was high on synthetic weed fapping to s------ p--- when it hit >whole family is disgusted and sad at the same time Is this the most robot death ever? My brother was 29/obese and (to my knowledge) a virgin. I can't help but admire the way he went out, a huge f--- you to our normie parents and siblings. I only wish he had been in drag to shock my parents even more.
File: _91408619_55df76d5-2245-4(.)jpg (29 KB, 660x574) O Anonymous 01/04/17(Wed)16:48:34 No.33895447 > >>33895476 >>33895528 >>33895543 >>33895637 >>33895766 >>33896067 >>33896176 >>33896383 >brother passed away of a heart attack yesterday >was high on synthetic weed fapping to s------ p--- when it hit >whole family is disgusted and sad at the same time Is this the most robot death ever? My brother was 29/obese and (to my knowledge) a virgin. I can't help but admire the way he went out, a huge f--- you to our normie parents and siblings. I only wish he had been in drag to shock my parents even more.

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Anon needs his own toilet. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/14/22(Fri)23:17:30 No.66996187 >Come home holding a massive s--- >Dad's in the bathroom taking a s--- 189 KB PNG
: Anonymous 01/14/22(Fri)23:17:30 No.66996187 >Come home holding a massive s--- >Dad's in the bathroom taking a s--- 189 KB PNG

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Love you dad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/16/21(Fri)03:50:24 No.64588355 >>64585149 (OP) # > dad is a welder > really hard worker, literally works himself to death 39 KB JPG > does it because he loves my family and wants to provide > comes home late, hardly ever see him > 2nd grade in primary school > in class > look at door and see my dad > "excuse me, can I take anon outside to see the eclipse?" > teacher lets me go out with my old man > never seen one before, super stoked, plus I'm happy to see my dad at school > he hands me a welding helmet like pic related and I look at the sun > only lasted about 10 minutes but is still a cherished memory
: Anonymous 07/16/21(Fri)03:50:24 No.64588355 >>64585149 (OP) # > dad is a welder > really hard worker, literally works himself to death 39 KB JPG > does it because he loves my family and wants to provide > comes home late, hardly ever see him > 2nd grade in primary school > in class > look at door and see my dad > "excuse me, can I take anon outside to see the eclipse?" > teacher lets me go out with my old man > never seen one before, super stoked, plus I'm happy to see my dad at school > he hands me a welding helmet like pic related and I look at the sun > only lasted about 10 minutes but is still a cherished memory

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Anon might have made a mistake | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/15/17(Fri)22:28:01 No.9722834 >feel bad for a lonely guy in my class >invite him to a cosplay event >he shows up dressed as Fred Flintstone in blackface >he keeps screaming "I yabba 252 KB JPG dabba dindu nuffin!" This was a f------ mistake.
Anonymous 12/15/17(Fri)22:28:01 No.9722834 >feel bad for a lonely guy in my class >invite him to a cosplay event >he shows up dressed as Fred Flintstone in blackface >he keeps screaming "I yabba 252 KB JPG dabba dindu nuffin!" This was a f------ mistake.

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Anon drinks tea | /r/Greentext

Mint Jamg >be me >discover awesome Japanese jazz fusion band "Casiopea" >love them so much order vinyl record from eBay japan Casiopea >it arrives in immaculate condition 130 KB JPG along with two little origami cranes and a pack of tea >little hand written note in English (guy put huge effort into making it look nice) from the seller hoping for the buying experience to be positive and is sealed with real wax seal >make the tea and put the record on in my finished basement >listening to mint jams with origami crane friends >start to cry because nobody will ever love me as much as that random Japanese man >tea is f------ bomb ass delicious- I thought I just didn't like tea before that >sadness becomes warm feeling of gratitude and joy >doomer to bloomer just like that Is this why y'all love weeb s---? That was one of the nicer evenings in my life.
Mint Jamg >be me >discover awesome Japanese jazz fusion band "Casiopea" >love them so much order vinyl record from eBay japan Casiopea >it arrives in immaculate condition 130 KB JPG along with two little origami cranes and a pack of tea >little hand written note in English (guy put huge effort into making it look nice) from the seller hoping for the buying experience to be positive and is sealed with real wax seal >make the tea and put the record on in my finished basement >listening to mint jams with origami crane friends >start to cry because nobody will ever love me as much as that random Japanese man >tea is f------ bomb ass delicious- I thought I just didn't like tea before that >sadness becomes warm feeling of gratitude and joy >doomer to bloomer just like that Is this why y'all love weeb s---? That was one of the nicer evenings in my life.

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Anon doesn’t care | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: W5LVJQ2V) Someone please explain to me 05/16/21(Sun)13:00:47 No.321859706 The Palestine X Israel conflict like im 5yo 188 KB JPG : Anonymous (ID: GYo2t5u1 ) 05/16/21(Sun)13:02:06 No.321859883 1601717005308.gif 24 KB GIF >>321859706 (OP)# not your problem >>321861165 # >>321864751 # >>321868464 # >>321871645 # >>321872382 # >>321873368 # >>321874044 # >>321874045 # >>321876078 # >>321881125 # >>321887329 # >>321890085 # >>321891701 #
: Anonymous (ID: W5LVJQ2V) Someone please explain to me 05/16/21(Sun)13:00:47 No.321859706 The Palestine X Israel conflict like im 5yo 188 KB JPG : Anonymous (ID: GYo2t5u1 ) 05/16/21(Sun)13:02:06 No.321859883 1601717005308.gif 24 KB GIF >>321859706 (OP)# not your problem >>321861165 # >>321864751 # >>321868464 # >>321871645 # >>321872382 # >>321873368 # >>321874044 # >>321874045 # >>321876078 # >>321881125 # >>321887329 # >>321890085 # >>321891701 #

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Anon takes a shit | /r/Greentext

| Anonymous 01/16/22(Sun)22:27:11 No.870834621 >be me 5 minutes ago >taking huge s--- >literally in pain with the size of this behemoth >finally squeeze it out >tsunami splashes up and drenches my cheeks 610 KВ PNG >dont care, just glad its all over >wipe >look into the toilet so i can see the beast which caused all this pain >nothing there >the bowl is empty Curse you mystery turd burglar
| Anonymous 01/16/22(Sun)22:27:11 No.870834621 >be me 5 minutes ago >taking huge s--- >literally in pain with the size of this behemoth >finally squeeze it out >tsunami splashes up and drenches my cheeks 610 KВ PNG >dont care, just glad its all over >wipe >look into the toilet so i can see the beast which caused all this pain >nothing there >the bowl is empty Curse you mystery turd burglar

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anon eats frogs | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/16/20(Thu)19:21:10 No.14412392 >State is overrun with invasive frogs >Want to catch a few of them to eat >Gather like 50 of them and trying to think of a humane way to kill them >Decide to drown them in a bucket full of 298 KB JPG rubbing alcohol >Figure it will knock them out quickly, and have the added benefit of sanitizing them at the same time >As I'm lowering the net in the bucket, all of them start freaking out and ree'ing >I drop the net, and the bucket tips over >Frogs start spasming uncontrollably and literally screeching >They're not dying quickly, it's taking forever and it looks horrible >My mom begins yelling at me >The neighborhood dogs begin barking >Can't even eat them because the frogs absorbed all this inedible rubbing alcohol >Bury the frogs in a giant hole in my backyard >>14412401 # >>14412418 # >>14412423 # >>14412453 # >>14412493 # >>14412528 # >>14412658 # >>14412684 # >>14412721 # >>14414033 # >>14415011 # >>14416395 # >>14417707 #
: Anonymous 07/16/20(Thu)19:21:10 No.14412392 >State is overrun with invasive frogs >Want to catch a few of them to eat >Gather like 50 of them and trying to think of a humane way to kill them >Decide to drown them in a bucket full of 298 KB JPG rubbing alcohol >Figure it will knock them out quickly, and have the added benefit of sanitizing them at the same time >As I'm lowering the net in the bucket, all of them start freaking out and ree'ing >I drop the net, and the bucket tips over >Frogs start spasming uncontrollably and literally screeching >They're not dying quickly, it's taking forever and it looks horrible >My mom begins yelling at me >The neighborhood dogs begin barking >Can't even eat them because the frogs absorbed all this inedible rubbing alcohol >Bury the frogs in a giant hole in my backyard >>14412401 # >>14412418 # >>14412423 # >>14412453 # >>14412493 # >>14412528 # >>14412658 # >>14412684 # >>14412721 # >>14414033 # >>14415011 # >>14416395 # >>14417707 #

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anon is a dangerous alt right terrorist | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/16/22(Sun)16:21:39 No.870785016 SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP 14 KB JPG SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP
: Anonymous 01/16/22(Sun)16:21:39 No.870785016 SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP 14 KB JPG SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP

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Anon is worried about humanity | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/16/22(Sun)23:04:06 No.870806431 Using calculator be like >type in numbers >press = >solution Did nobody ever question this??? How does it work??? I'm pretty 90 KB JPG sure we better burn all calculators before they rule the world
: Anonymous 01/16/22(Sun)23:04:06 No.870806431 Using calculator be like >type in numbers >press = >solution Did nobody ever question this??? How does it work??? I'm pretty 90 KB JPG sure we better burn all calculators before they rule the world

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Anon teaches Greek history | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: NFZ9ZS9 )= 01/17/22(Mon)07:05:05 No.14297748 Be Greek thousands of years ago >build temples that survive thousands of years just because you can >literally invent theatre and democracy 187 KB JPG >stab millions of your enemies on the battlefield and take the win because you deserve it and the gods of the f------ universe are on your side Be Greek nowadays: >Excuse me, sir you want some tzaziki to your souvlaki? Guess their gods didn't like them after all
: Anonymous (ID: NFZ9ZS9 )= 01/17/22(Mon)07:05:05 No.14297748 Be Greek thousands of years ago >build temples that survive thousands of years just because you can >literally invent theatre and democracy 187 KB JPG >stab millions of your enemies on the battlefield and take the win because you deserve it and the gods of the f------ universe are on your side Be Greek nowadays: >Excuse me, sir you want some tzaziki to your souvlaki? Guess their gods didn't like them after all

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Anon beats his sister | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/04/18(Thu)14:07:30 No.48490744 >punched my sister for being an annoying little s--- >she cried and told my dad >he burst into my room and punched me in the f------ face and then took my sister to get a 3DS 30 KB JPG game I hate my life. : Anonymous 10/04/18(Thu)14:08:38 No.48490766 : Anonymous 10/04/18(Thu)14:10:53 No.48490794 >>48490744 (OP) # why did you punch her, you brute >>48490842 # : Anonymous 10/04/18(Thu)14:12:32 No.48490822 : Anonymous 10/04/18(Thu)14:14:07 No.48490842 >>48490794 # I was trying to study and she kept coming into my room and doing that Fortnite dance. >>48490894 # >>48490910 # >>48490957 # >>48491193 #
: Anonymous 10/04/18(Thu)14:07:30 No.48490744 >punched my sister for being an annoying little s--- >she cried and told my dad >he burst into my room and punched me in the f------ face and then took my sister to get a 3DS 30 KB JPG game I hate my life. : Anonymous 10/04/18(Thu)14:08:38 No.48490766 : Anonymous 10/04/18(Thu)14:10:53 No.48490794 >>48490744 (OP) # why did you punch her, you brute >>48490842 # : Anonymous 10/04/18(Thu)14:12:32 No.48490822 : Anonymous 10/04/18(Thu)14:14:07 No.48490842 >>48490794 # I was trying to study and she kept coming into my room and doing that Fortnite dance. >>48490894 # >>48490910 # >>48490957 # >>48491193 #

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Anon misses out | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/16/22(Sun)21:29:34 No.67025901 >2 years ago >watching movie with (at the time) best friend >scene where the main character kisses her best friend >she looks at me and goes "it must be weird to kiss your best friend" 320 KB PNG >"yeah i guess" >20 minutes of complete silence >she says "i gotta go" >she leaves and we never spoke again from 1 to 10 how retarded am i? 7 Replies / 2 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 01/16/22(Sun)21:29:34 No.67025901 >2 years ago >watching movie with (at the time) best friend >scene where the main character kisses her best friend >she looks at me and goes "it must be weird to kiss your best friend" 320 KB PNG >"yeah i guess" >20 minutes of complete silence >she says "i gotta go" >she leaves and we never spoke again from 1 to 10 how retarded am i? 7 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Anon is trying new things | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/01/21(Sat)16:45:28 No.63468123 >desperately lonely >decide to get topped >go on Grindr and find some dude to stretch me out >can't get an erection >let him f--- my up the ass >it hurts, realise I'm 100% straight 23 KB JPG >pretend to enjoy it and let him finish because I don't want to be rude >find excuse to leave >go home, uninstall Grindr and go back to wishing I had a gf instead Don't fall for the meme
: Anonymous 05/01/21(Sat)16:45:28 No.63468123 >desperately lonely >decide to get topped >go on Grindr and find some dude to stretch me out >can't get an erection >let him f--- my up the ass >it hurts, realise I'm 100% straight 23 KB JPG >pretend to enjoy it and let him finish because I don't want to be rude >find excuse to leave >go home, uninstall Grindr and go back to wishing I had a gf instead Don't fall for the meme

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Earl of Sandwich | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/27/21(Fri)21:13:07 No.65157997 >>65156362 >live in a bad part of town >work at a grocery store >always give hobos the food the store wants to throw out 52 KB JPG >on cold days, I make a big jug of coffee and hand it out to them >no one ever asks me for cash because they know I'm broke >am known as the "sandwich man" because I usually make sandwiches for them >last year, got mugged walking back home >5 seconds after being confronted I hear "AYO GET AWAY FROM THE SANDWICH MAN!" >4 or 5 homeless guys run to me from half a block away yelling at the mugger to get away from me despite him having a knife >he ran off after they came and they chased after him >follow and there was like 10 of them gathered around and he was pinned to the ground >one called the police and they arrested the guy >was told "if anyone f---- with you sandwich man, we got your back" >mfw I basically have a street gang by giving away day old sandwich meat and breadI am told to throw in the trash
: Anonymous 08/27/21(Fri)21:13:07 No.65157997 >>65156362 >live in a bad part of town >work at a grocery store >always give hobos the food the store wants to throw out 52 KB JPG >on cold days, I make a big jug of coffee and hand it out to them >no one ever asks me for cash because they know I'm broke >am known as the "sandwich man" because I usually make sandwiches for them >last year, got mugged walking back home >5 seconds after being confronted I hear "AYO GET AWAY FROM THE SANDWICH MAN!" >4 or 5 homeless guys run to me from half a block away yelling at the mugger to get away from me despite him having a knife >he ran off after they came and they chased after him >follow and there was like 10 of them gathered around and he was pinned to the ground >one called the police and they arrested the guy >was told "if anyone f---- with you sandwich man, we got your back" >mfw I basically have a street gang by giving away day old sandwich meat and breadI am told to throw in the trash

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Anon doesn't like ties | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/16/22(Sun)22:45:20 No.870819513 Ties have to be the most cucked clothing item possible >Signify to everyone that you are a wage slave >Has no actual function, doesn't keep you warm or make you any less naked >Very unwieldy, if you try running in a 243 KB JPG tie >Cost minimum about the same as a t shirt which actually covers your chest >Not machine washable >Can get pulled on in a fight >Will always make you look like a retard. If it's too short, you look retarded, if it's too long, you look retarded, if it's too wide, you look too retro, if it's too narrow, you look like a Beatle >Takes a good week of practise to learn how to tie >lf it's black you look like you're at a funeral, if it's red or blue you look like a political candidate, if it's any other colour you look weird TLDR, ties are retarded
: Anonymous 01/16/22(Sun)22:45:20 No.870819513 Ties have to be the most cucked clothing item possible >Signify to everyone that you are a wage slave >Has no actual function, doesn't keep you warm or make you any less naked >Very unwieldy, if you try running in a 243 KB JPG tie >Cost minimum about the same as a t shirt which actually covers your chest >Not machine washable >Can get pulled on in a fight >Will always make you look like a retard. If it's too short, you look retarded, if it's too long, you look retarded, if it's too wide, you look too retro, if it's too narrow, you look like a Beatle >Takes a good week of practise to learn how to tie >lf it's black you look like you're at a funeral, if it's red or blue you look like a political candidate, if it's any other colour you look weird TLDR, ties are retarded

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Anon is a capitalist | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/16/22(Sun)23:00:28 No.870809898 >Be pineapple seed >Start growing in Costa Rica >Have to grow fruits one at a time >Need constant irrigation due to dry conditions at an inch of water daily >Need daily workers to apply pesticides and nutrients 8 KB JPG >After 2 solid f------ years, finish growing >Get harvested with more workers >Get packed onto a truck with my comrades. They don't even cut off our pointless top leaves which halve the amount they can pack in >Go to a Costa Rican airport >Board a plane for the UK >Need constant care and a stable temperature to be kept >Land at a UK airport >Get shipped to a large warehouse >Get shipped again to a supermarket >All this happens in the space of 2 days >Get put on display with my friends >Get sold for less than a pound >Don't even get eaten, people who bought me couldn't even be bothered to cut me because it was too much effort and just let me rot >After 2 years and all this effort, I end up having no purpose at all Modern capitalist supply chains and scales of production truly are f------ based
: Anonymous 01/16/22(Sun)23:00:28 No.870809898 >Be pineapple seed >Start growing in Costa Rica >Have to grow fruits one at a time >Need constant irrigation due to dry conditions at an inch of water daily >Need daily workers to apply pesticides and nutrients 8 KB JPG >After 2 solid f------ years, finish growing >Get harvested with more workers >Get packed onto a truck with my comrades. They don't even cut off our pointless top leaves which halve the amount they can pack in >Go to a Costa Rican airport >Board a plane for the UK >Need constant care and a stable temperature to be kept >Land at a UK airport >Get shipped to a large warehouse >Get shipped again to a supermarket >All this happens in the space of 2 days >Get put on display with my friends >Get sold for less than a pound >Don't even get eaten, people who bought me couldn't even be bothered to cut me because it was too much effort and just let me rot >After 2 years and all this effort, I end up having no purpose at all Modern capitalist supply chains and scales of production truly are f------ based

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Anon gets left on read | /r/Greentext

Anonymous E 09/03/13(Tue)21:06 No.39411220 Replies: >>39411264 File: 1378256793017 png-(11 KB, 634x768, 1336358286402. png) >ffw she doesn't respond to your smoke signals
Anonymous E 09/03/13(Tue)21:06 No.39411220 Replies: >>39411264 File: 1378256793017 png-(11 KB, 634x768, 1336358286402. png) >ffw she doesn't respond to your smoke signals

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Anon hates mushrooms | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/16/22(Sun)19:58:00 No.67023775 927018B0-8990-4FC5-BB99-1450CAC3EFD1.jpg 100 KB JPG >tastes absolutely vile >beloved by chefs all around the world Any good dish is ruined by mushrooms
: Anonymous 01/16/22(Sun)19:58:00 No.67023775 927018B0-8990-4FC5-BB99-1450CAC3EFD1.jpg 100 KB JPG >tastes absolutely vile >beloved by chefs all around the world Any good dish is ruined by mushrooms

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