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Anon goes to the gym | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/01/22(Tue)12:21:06 No.871826313 >be me >Gym rat >Also quite autistic >Go to school STY >Some girls talking to themselves >Walk by then and they notice me >"Hey anon what's your insta" >"Uhm I don't have one" 7 KB JPG >Moment of silence >One girls says "Huh" >Awkwardly walk away and continue with my day >Get home >Go to the gym >Do the best gym session in my entire life >Get about 5 massive PRS >Never gonna forget that day
: Anonymous 02/01/22(Tue)12:21:06 No.871826313 >be me >Gym rat >Also quite autistic >Go to school STY >Some girls talking to themselves >Walk by then and they notice me >"Hey anon what's your insta" >"Uhm I don't have one" 7 KB JPG >Moment of silence >One girls says "Huh" >Awkwardly walk away and continue with my day >Get home >Go to the gym >Do the best gym session in my entire life >Get about 5 massive PRS >Never gonna forget that day

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Anon is looking for a bathroom | /r/Greentext

>be me >gotta pee real bad >can't hold it I'm in the middle of the street >no public toilets over here either >go into a restaurant >head to the bathroom without talking to 120 KB PNG anyone >robot looking f----- stops me and says the bathroom is for customers only >tell him I already ordered >"uh okay sorry about that" >go into bathroom and take a piss >about to head out ... >the same robot screams "SIR" >WHAT >your order is ready >take the order without paying and leave >never go again into that restaurant ever That hamburger was actually good to be honest ...
>be me >gotta pee real bad >can't hold it I'm in the middle of the street >no public toilets over here either >go into a restaurant >head to the bathroom without talking to 120 KB PNG anyone >robot looking f----- stops me and says the bathroom is for customers only >tell him I already ordered >"uh okay sorry about that" >go into bathroom and take a piss >about to head out ... >the same robot screams "SIR" >WHAT >your order is ready >take the order without paying and leave >never go again into that restaurant ever That hamburger was actually good to be honest ...

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An interesting title | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/17/18(Wed)00:22:54 No.42551236 >Teacher f------ a hot student in the gym locker rooms after school (Fired she was 18) >Teacher got so mad he threw a desk at a student (Fired) >Teacher came to school wasted (Fired) >Teacher browsed the living f--- out of Infowars and would regurgitate every dumb as f--- conspiracy theory to us instead of teaching us American History. Also made us watch Wizard of Oz alongside Dark Side of the Moon. Once stood on his desk SCREAMING about water filters. Named the jew a few times. Also heavily hinted that the Holocaust was faked (Still employed) >Class bullied a teacher so badly she cried (Still Employed) >Goth chick told us she was going to bring a gun to class and murder us. The class jock responded with "Do it c---" >Kid punched a window out in the hallway and cut a major artery and died (Still dead) >Stacy and cheerfriends botched a "throw the girl in the air" during a pep rally and she snapped her arm to a 90degree angle in front of the whole school >Kid s--- himself during a test because he didn't study for it Oh small town USA
Anonymous 01/17/18(Wed)00:22:54 No.42551236 >Teacher f------ a hot student in the gym locker rooms after school (Fired she was 18) >Teacher got so mad he threw a desk at a student (Fired) >Teacher came to school wasted (Fired) >Teacher browsed the living f--- out of Infowars and would regurgitate every dumb as f--- conspiracy theory to us instead of teaching us American History. Also made us watch Wizard of Oz alongside Dark Side of the Moon. Once stood on his desk SCREAMING about water filters. Named the jew a few times. Also heavily hinted that the Holocaust was faked (Still employed) >Class bullied a teacher so badly she cried (Still Employed) >Goth chick told us she was going to bring a gun to class and murder us. The class jock responded with "Do it c---" >Kid punched a window out in the hallway and cut a major artery and died (Still dead) >Stacy and cheerfriends botched a "throw the girl in the air" during a pep rally and she snapped her arm to a 90degree angle in front of the whole school >Kid s--- himself during a test because he didn't study for it Oh small town USA

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Anon puts on a G-string | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 12/11/11(Sun)18:07 No.10286882 >They kick down my door >I have dragon dildos hanging from the ceiling >Just in case this day comes >They fight their way through the dongs >There are casualties >They bust down my bedroom door >I'm wearing a G-string >Backwards >Covering myself in olive oil >Extra oil on my balls >Playing with my n------ >Moan as loudly as possible "YOUR MOVE, MR. LAW-MAN!" >Those cops will never be the same.
O Anonymous 12/11/11(Sun)18:07 No.10286882 >They kick down my door >I have dragon dildos hanging from the ceiling >Just in case this day comes >They fight their way through the dongs >There are casualties >They bust down my bedroom door >I'm wearing a G-string >Backwards >Covering myself in olive oil >Extra oil on my balls >Playing with my n------ >Moan as loudly as possible "YOUR MOVE, MR. LAW-MAN!" >Those cops will never be the same.

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Anon exploits the system | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/26/18(Fri)23:14:13 No.783357615 >be me >M16 >high school >tard copies everything I do in an outrageous manner >lightbulb.png 49 KB JPG >gym class >lightly nudge my friend oh his head with my fist >retard sees it >falcon punches the 4/10 gym teacher in the face Kek
: Anonymous 10/26/18(Fri)23:14:13 No.783357615 >be me >M16 >high school >tard copies everything I do in an outrageous manner >lightbulb.png 49 KB JPG >gym class >lightly nudge my friend oh his head with my fist >retard sees it >falcon punches the 4/10 gym teacher in the face Kek

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Anon makes a noise complaint | /r/Greentext

File: yeet. jpg (8 KB, 317x282) O Anonymous 02/01/22(Tue)15:08:50 No.871831194 >live in cheap-ass apartment with thin as f--- walls >don't mind, I am a mild-mannered and quiet man and don't even play music >unfortunately neighbours' bed is right next to the wall, and they f--- like 6-8 times per week >too awkward to complain >get better idea >dig out my stereo that I never use, and be prepared >select the best possible song >wait >hear neighbours start to f--- again I LIKE TO MOVE-IT MOVE-IT, I LIKE TO MOVE-IT-MOVE IT >they stop >l stop >we wait >they start again I LIKE TO MOVE-IT MOVE-IT >they stop >this repeats >start doing this every time, always have the song prepared and stereo charged >this goes on for weeks >they're silent for a whole three weeks >I hear them start again I LIKE TO - MOVE IT! >they stop immediately and don't start again >they haven't f----- for 3 months now
File: yeet. jpg (8 KB, 317x282) O Anonymous 02/01/22(Tue)15:08:50 No.871831194 >live in cheap-ass apartment with thin as f--- walls >don't mind, I am a mild-mannered and quiet man and don't even play music >unfortunately neighbours' bed is right next to the wall, and they f--- like 6-8 times per week >too awkward to complain >get better idea >dig out my stereo that I never use, and be prepared >select the best possible song >wait >hear neighbours start to f--- again I LIKE TO MOVE-IT MOVE-IT, I LIKE TO MOVE-IT-MOVE IT >they stop >l stop >we wait >they start again I LIKE TO MOVE-IT MOVE-IT >they stop >this repeats >start doing this every time, always have the song prepared and stereo charged >this goes on for weeks >they're silent for a whole three weeks >I hear them start again I LIKE TO - MOVE IT! >they stop immediately and don't start again >they haven't f----- for 3 months now

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Anon is 15 | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/20/17(Tue)06:13:17 No.37835076 ITT: Post lyrics that hit you hard. >l've spent days trying to decide >Which knives I should use 62 KB JPG to lobotomize >The rotting tumors inside my brain >They're always whispering, "You're not okay." : Anonymous 06/20/17(Tue)06:14:27 No.37835096 >>37835076 (OP) # what an emo little f----- you are
: Anonymous 06/20/17(Tue)06:13:17 No.37835076 ITT: Post lyrics that hit you hard. >l've spent days trying to decide >Which knives I should use 62 KB JPG to lobotomize >The rotting tumors inside my brain >They're always whispering, "You're not okay." : Anonymous 06/20/17(Tue)06:14:27 No.37835096 >>37835076 (OP) # what an emo little f----- you are

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It's Disgustig | /r/Greentext

>be me >quick fap >c-- into toilet >flush >down goes c-- >into sewers 14 KB JPG >into water purification plants >into drinking water >mfw l've been drinking billions of people's c-- >mfw I'm now a giga f----- nonymous 10/02/18(Tue)23:00:07 No.48464586 [Reply) D
>be me >quick fap >c-- into toilet >flush >down goes c-- >into sewers 14 KB JPG >into water purification plants >into drinking water >mfw l've been drinking billions of people's c-- >mfw I'm now a giga f----- nonymous 10/02/18(Tue)23:00:07 No.48464586 [Reply) D

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Anon lives in Ukraine | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/09/21(Sun)14:28:35 No.854002332 >Be me >playing video games on Sunday night >comfy as hell >very invested in game >See a light coming through my 51 KB JPG window. >"Oh s---, I stayed up all night playing video games!" >panicking as I think about another exhausting day at work. >look out window >turns out that it's just the mushroom cloud from a nuclear warhead >crisisaverted.exe
: Anonymous 05/09/21(Sun)14:28:35 No.854002332 >Be me >playing video games on Sunday night >comfy as hell >very invested in game >See a light coming through my 51 KB JPG window. >"Oh s---, I stayed up all night playing video games!" >panicking as I think about another exhausting day at work. >look out window >turns out that it's just the mushroom cloud from a nuclear warhead >crisisaverted.exe

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Anon meets the KKK | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/15/18(Thu)21:12:21 No.784990996 >be me >18 >get invited to KKK rally by friend because his uncle was in it and he wanted to see what it was about but didn't want to go alone >get to the house with the rally 10 KB JPG >go out back >like 20 guys all having a BBQ and eating hot dogs wut.gif >sit down and talk to this like 75 year old guy >he tells me about the old days when they where in power and when they were respected >start listen to speech by guy in a robe that looked like pic related >pretty cool evening >leave and say goodbye guys I dont support the kkk or anything but those guys were pretty cool and make great hotdogs
: Anonymous 11/15/18(Thu)21:12:21 No.784990996 >be me >18 >get invited to KKK rally by friend because his uncle was in it and he wanted to see what it was about but didn't want to go alone >get to the house with the rally 10 KB JPG >go out back >like 20 guys all having a BBQ and eating hot dogs wut.gif >sit down and talk to this like 75 year old guy >he tells me about the old days when they where in power and when they were respected >start listen to speech by guy in a robe that looked like pic related >pretty cool evening >leave and say goodbye guys I dont support the kkk or anything but those guys were pretty cool and make great hotdogs

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Anon questions americans | /r/Greentext

File: 14a.png (216 KB, 340x463) O Anonymous 02/01/22(Tue)10:09:21 No. 159054349 2>159054425 >decide to visit usa >go to dentist >dentist checks teeth, gives some advice and asks questions >starts to get sharp tools to clean teeth >constantly feel sharp pain in gums >start to taste blood >dentist says s--- like "you have some bloody gums" >finish cleaning >dentist talks about taking care of gums etc. >go back to poland >go to dentist >dentist inspects teeth and asks questions, gives advice, etc. >dentist gets sharp tools and starts cleaning >feel zero pain in gums >finish cleaning >no blood at all >dentist gives advice, etc. >leave do american dentists purposely stab gums? Anonymous 02/01/22(Tue)10:11:50 No.159054425 >>159054349 (OP) >do american dentists purposely stab gums? I'm convinced they do desu
File: 14a.png (216 KB, 340x463) O Anonymous 02/01/22(Tue)10:09:21 No. 159054349 2>159054425 >decide to visit usa >go to dentist >dentist checks teeth, gives some advice and asks questions >starts to get sharp tools to clean teeth >constantly feel sharp pain in gums >start to taste blood >dentist says s--- like "you have some bloody gums" >finish cleaning >dentist talks about taking care of gums etc. >go back to poland >go to dentist >dentist inspects teeth and asks questions, gives advice, etc. >dentist gets sharp tools and starts cleaning >feel zero pain in gums >finish cleaning >no blood at all >dentist gives advice, etc. >leave do american dentists purposely stab gums? Anonymous 02/01/22(Tue)10:11:50 No.159054425 >>159054349 (OP) >do american dentists purposely stab gums? I'm convinced they do desu

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Anon gets nether warts | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/01/22(Tue)07:06:08 No.871816449 >Be me age 18, straight dude but super horny >go to adult bookstore with video booths >as I'm walking to a booth, a guy asks if he can lick my a------ >l'm like "yea, go for it dude" >seems less gay because I don't have to look at him while I j------- to the video >he goes to town on my ass and eats it >i c-- really hard, pull up my pants, and walk out without a word 2 weeks later >My a------ is covered in warts. m------------ gave me a--- warts with his mouth
: Anonymous 02/01/22(Tue)07:06:08 No.871816449 >Be me age 18, straight dude but super horny >go to adult bookstore with video booths >as I'm walking to a booth, a guy asks if he can lick my a------ >l'm like "yea, go for it dude" >seems less gay because I don't have to look at him while I j------- to the video >he goes to town on my ass and eats it >i c-- really hard, pull up my pants, and walk out without a word 2 weeks later >My a------ is covered in warts. m------------ gave me a--- warts with his mouth

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Anon listens to AC/DC | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/11/18(Sun)21:24:32 No.83967864 >Dad heard me listening to AC/Dc >He's banging on the door while singing the lyrics
Anonymous 11/11/18(Sun)21:24:32 No.83967864 >Dad heard me listening to AC/Dc >He's banging on the door while singing the lyrics

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Anon is a girl | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/18/18(Sun)06:11:17 No.785181182 >ok looking girl >play online games and make friends >guys constantly protecting me in game cuz l'm a gamer girl >username is LOVE 8 KB JPG >men always calling me love and making sure l'm protected in game >befriend one, voice doesn't sound too bad >exchange pictures >literally the ugliest person Il've ever seen What to do?
: Anonymous 11/18/18(Sun)06:11:17 No.785181182 >ok looking girl >play online games and make friends >guys constantly protecting me in game cuz l'm a gamer girl >username is LOVE 8 KB JPG >men always calling me love and making sure l'm protected in game >befriend one, voice doesn't sound too bad >exchange pictures >literally the ugliest person Il've ever seen What to do?

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Femanon likes Jolyne | /r/Greentext

01/31/22(Mon)20:32:12 No.14400855 >Be me > Depressed, overweight femanon > No social life > Start reading Jojo > Get to part 6 > Se Jolyne > Guess I'm bisexual now 10 KB JPG > Relate to her personality and background > Want to be like her > Start working out and eating healthy and worrying about appearance > make friends at the gym, meet boyfriend > Not quite there yet but lose a bunch of weight > Am happier now > Thanks Jolyne
01/31/22(Mon)20:32:12 No.14400855 >Be me > Depressed, overweight femanon > No social life > Start reading Jojo > Get to part 6 > Se Jolyne > Guess I'm bisexual now 10 KB JPG > Relate to her personality and background > Want to be like her > Start working out and eating healthy and worrying about appearance > make friends at the gym, meet boyfriend > Not quite there yet but lose a bunch of weight > Am happier now > Thanks Jolyne

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Anon doesn’t read. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/26/18(Mon)09:19:38 No.49505883 >have somewhat stable social circle in uni >get along with this one grill >she gives me a book for christmas that she thinks I would 82 KB JPG like >for some reason never open it >weeks go by, she keeps asking about the book >quickly look up plot summary on wiki so that I can pretend l'm reading it >she's visibly annoyed and angry, says "you probably never even opened it" >insist that I read it, our relationship slowly deteriorates >we get our degrees and don't stay in touch >fast forward six years >find book while cleaning my apartment >decide to read it >find a little romantic note inside about how much I mean to her etc >mfw book is pretty boring
: Anonymous 11/26/18(Mon)09:19:38 No.49505883 >have somewhat stable social circle in uni >get along with this one grill >she gives me a book for christmas that she thinks I would 82 KB JPG like >for some reason never open it >weeks go by, she keeps asking about the book >quickly look up plot summary on wiki so that I can pretend l'm reading it >she's visibly annoyed and angry, says "you probably never even opened it" >insist that I read it, our relationship slowly deteriorates >we get our degrees and don't stay in touch >fast forward six years >find book while cleaning my apartment >decide to read it >find a little romantic note inside about how much I mean to her etc >mfw book is pretty boring

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Anon hatches a plan | /r/Greentext

848.png 167 KB PNG > I have an idea to bring down the entire NFT market >or deflate it at least >we take all the expensive NFTS >screenshot them, crop them and put them into photoshop >change something small to make them "unique" >keep editing small details and dump them over and over again on the market at a ridiculously low price >make the originals dump down in price massively when holders see how common it is and how easy it is to make these NFTS >or profit immensely off of retards >we cannot loose >who's with me?
848.png 167 KB PNG > I have an idea to bring down the entire NFT market >or deflate it at least >we take all the expensive NFTS >screenshot them, crop them and put them into photoshop >change something small to make them "unique" >keep editing small details and dump them over and over again on the market at a ridiculously low price >make the originals dump down in price massively when holders see how common it is and how easy it is to make these NFTS >or profit immensely off of retards >we cannot loose >who's with me?

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Anon practicing small talk | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/30/21(Wed)13:41:38 No.64377723 >walking to convenience store to buy snacks >see random girl, about my age with a nirvana shirt on >me: "hey whats your favorite nirvana song?" 8 KB JPG >her: "i dont know" >me: "but youre wearing the shirt" >her: "please stop" >me: "what?" >her: "youre being creepy" >me: "define creepy" >her: "no... just leave me alone please"
: Anonymous 06/30/21(Wed)13:41:38 No.64377723 >walking to convenience store to buy snacks >see random girl, about my age with a nirvana shirt on >me: "hey whats your favorite nirvana song?" 8 KB JPG >her: "i dont know" >me: "but youre wearing the shirt" >her: "please stop" >me: "what?" >her: "youre being creepy" >me: "define creepy" >her: "no... just leave me alone please"

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Anon playing both sides | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/01/22(Tue)01:01:21 No.67232409 >get paid $9.00 an hour and get free tendies working at mcdonalds le capitalist oppression >work for free moderating a bunch of leftoid reddit subs 10 hours a day fighting le revolution 31 KB JPG
: Anonymous 02/01/22(Tue)01:01:21 No.67232409 >get paid $9.00 an hour and get free tendies working at mcdonalds le capitalist oppression >work for free moderating a bunch of leftoid reddit subs 10 hours a day fighting le revolution 31 KB JPG

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Anon has a torture fetish | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/31/18(Wed)06:59:46 No.49017697 >constantly hoping that someone does something to me that warrants me brutally murdering them >constantly have visions of beating people's head in to bloody pulps 96 KB JPG >riding my push bike >some idiot yells at me from a car >imagine myself torturing his whole family what is wrong with me
: Anonymous 10/31/18(Wed)06:59:46 No.49017697 >constantly hoping that someone does something to me that warrants me brutally murdering them >constantly have visions of beating people's head in to bloody pulps 96 KB JPG >riding my push bike >some idiot yells at me from a car >imagine myself torturing his whole family what is wrong with me

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