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Anon meets the KKK | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/15/18(Thu)21:12:21 No.784990996 >be me >18 >get invited to KKK rally by friend because his uncle was in it and he wanted to see what it was about but didn't want to go alone >get to the house with the rally 10 KB JPG >go out back >like 20 guys all having a BBQ and eating hot dogs wut.gif >sit down and talk to this like 75 year old guy >he tells me about the old days when they where in power and when they were respected >start listen to speech by guy in a robe that looked like pic related >pretty cool evening >leave and say goodbye guys I dont support the kkk or anything but those guys were pretty cool and make great hotdogs
: Anonymous 11/15/18(Thu)21:12:21 No.784990996 >be me >18 >get invited to KKK rally by friend because his uncle was in it and he wanted to see what it was about but didn't want to go alone >get to the house with the rally 10 KB JPG >go out back >like 20 guys all having a BBQ and eating hot dogs wut.gif >sit down and talk to this like 75 year old guy >he tells me about the old days when they where in power and when they were respected >start listen to speech by guy in a robe that looked like pic related >pretty cool evening >leave and say goodbye guys I dont support the kkk or anything but those guys were pretty cool and make great hotdogs

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Anon questions americans | /r/Greentext

File: 14a.png (216 KB, 340x463) O Anonymous 02/01/22(Tue)10:09:21 No. 159054349 2>159054425 >decide to visit usa >go to dentist >dentist checks teeth, gives some advice and asks questions >starts to get sharp tools to clean teeth >constantly feel sharp pain in gums >start to taste blood >dentist says s--- like "you have some bloody gums" >finish cleaning >dentist talks about taking care of gums etc. >go back to poland >go to dentist >dentist inspects teeth and asks questions, gives advice, etc. >dentist gets sharp tools and starts cleaning >feel zero pain in gums >finish cleaning >no blood at all >dentist gives advice, etc. >leave do american dentists purposely stab gums? Anonymous 02/01/22(Tue)10:11:50 No.159054425 >>159054349 (OP) >do american dentists purposely stab gums? I'm convinced they do desu
File: 14a.png (216 KB, 340x463) O Anonymous 02/01/22(Tue)10:09:21 No. 159054349 2>159054425 >decide to visit usa >go to dentist >dentist checks teeth, gives some advice and asks questions >starts to get sharp tools to clean teeth >constantly feel sharp pain in gums >start to taste blood >dentist says s--- like "you have some bloody gums" >finish cleaning >dentist talks about taking care of gums etc. >go back to poland >go to dentist >dentist inspects teeth and asks questions, gives advice, etc. >dentist gets sharp tools and starts cleaning >feel zero pain in gums >finish cleaning >no blood at all >dentist gives advice, etc. >leave do american dentists purposely stab gums? Anonymous 02/01/22(Tue)10:11:50 No.159054425 >>159054349 (OP) >do american dentists purposely stab gums? I'm convinced they do desu

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Anon gets nether warts | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/01/22(Tue)07:06:08 No.871816449 >Be me age 18, straight dude but super horny >go to adult bookstore with video booths >as I'm walking to a booth, a guy asks if he can lick my a------ >l'm like "yea, go for it dude" >seems less gay because I don't have to look at him while I j------- to the video >he goes to town on my ass and eats it >i c-- really hard, pull up my pants, and walk out without a word 2 weeks later >My a------ is covered in warts. m------------ gave me a--- warts with his mouth
: Anonymous 02/01/22(Tue)07:06:08 No.871816449 >Be me age 18, straight dude but super horny >go to adult bookstore with video booths >as I'm walking to a booth, a guy asks if he can lick my a------ >l'm like "yea, go for it dude" >seems less gay because I don't have to look at him while I j------- to the video >he goes to town on my ass and eats it >i c-- really hard, pull up my pants, and walk out without a word 2 weeks later >My a------ is covered in warts. m------------ gave me a--- warts with his mouth

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Anon listens to AC/DC | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/11/18(Sun)21:24:32 No.83967864 >Dad heard me listening to AC/Dc >He's banging on the door while singing the lyrics
Anonymous 11/11/18(Sun)21:24:32 No.83967864 >Dad heard me listening to AC/Dc >He's banging on the door while singing the lyrics

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Anon is a girl | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/18/18(Sun)06:11:17 No.785181182 >ok looking girl >play online games and make friends >guys constantly protecting me in game cuz l'm a gamer girl >username is LOVE 8 KB JPG >men always calling me love and making sure l'm protected in game >befriend one, voice doesn't sound too bad >exchange pictures >literally the ugliest person Il've ever seen What to do?
: Anonymous 11/18/18(Sun)06:11:17 No.785181182 >ok looking girl >play online games and make friends >guys constantly protecting me in game cuz l'm a gamer girl >username is LOVE 8 KB JPG >men always calling me love and making sure l'm protected in game >befriend one, voice doesn't sound too bad >exchange pictures >literally the ugliest person Il've ever seen What to do?

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Femanon likes Jolyne | /r/Greentext

01/31/22(Mon)20:32:12 No.14400855 >Be me > Depressed, overweight femanon > No social life > Start reading Jojo > Get to part 6 > Se Jolyne > Guess I'm bisexual now 10 KB JPG > Relate to her personality and background > Want to be like her > Start working out and eating healthy and worrying about appearance > make friends at the gym, meet boyfriend > Not quite there yet but lose a bunch of weight > Am happier now > Thanks Jolyne
01/31/22(Mon)20:32:12 No.14400855 >Be me > Depressed, overweight femanon > No social life > Start reading Jojo > Get to part 6 > Se Jolyne > Guess I'm bisexual now 10 KB JPG > Relate to her personality and background > Want to be like her > Start working out and eating healthy and worrying about appearance > make friends at the gym, meet boyfriend > Not quite there yet but lose a bunch of weight > Am happier now > Thanks Jolyne

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Anon doesn’t read. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/26/18(Mon)09:19:38 No.49505883 >have somewhat stable social circle in uni >get along with this one grill >she gives me a book for christmas that she thinks I would 82 KB JPG like >for some reason never open it >weeks go by, she keeps asking about the book >quickly look up plot summary on wiki so that I can pretend l'm reading it >she's visibly annoyed and angry, says "you probably never even opened it" >insist that I read it, our relationship slowly deteriorates >we get our degrees and don't stay in touch >fast forward six years >find book while cleaning my apartment >decide to read it >find a little romantic note inside about how much I mean to her etc >mfw book is pretty boring
: Anonymous 11/26/18(Mon)09:19:38 No.49505883 >have somewhat stable social circle in uni >get along with this one grill >she gives me a book for christmas that she thinks I would 82 KB JPG like >for some reason never open it >weeks go by, she keeps asking about the book >quickly look up plot summary on wiki so that I can pretend l'm reading it >she's visibly annoyed and angry, says "you probably never even opened it" >insist that I read it, our relationship slowly deteriorates >we get our degrees and don't stay in touch >fast forward six years >find book while cleaning my apartment >decide to read it >find a little romantic note inside about how much I mean to her etc >mfw book is pretty boring

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Anon hatches a plan | /r/Greentext

848.png 167 KB PNG > I have an idea to bring down the entire NFT market >or deflate it at least >we take all the expensive NFTS >screenshot them, crop them and put them into photoshop >change something small to make them "unique" >keep editing small details and dump them over and over again on the market at a ridiculously low price >make the originals dump down in price massively when holders see how common it is and how easy it is to make these NFTS >or profit immensely off of retards >we cannot loose >who's with me?
848.png 167 KB PNG > I have an idea to bring down the entire NFT market >or deflate it at least >we take all the expensive NFTS >screenshot them, crop them and put them into photoshop >change something small to make them "unique" >keep editing small details and dump them over and over again on the market at a ridiculously low price >make the originals dump down in price massively when holders see how common it is and how easy it is to make these NFTS >or profit immensely off of retards >we cannot loose >who's with me?

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Anon practicing small talk | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/30/21(Wed)13:41:38 No.64377723 >walking to convenience store to buy snacks >see random girl, about my age with a nirvana shirt on >me: "hey whats your favorite nirvana song?" 8 KB JPG >her: "i dont know" >me: "but youre wearing the shirt" >her: "please stop" >me: "what?" >her: "youre being creepy" >me: "define creepy" >her: "no... just leave me alone please"
: Anonymous 06/30/21(Wed)13:41:38 No.64377723 >walking to convenience store to buy snacks >see random girl, about my age with a nirvana shirt on >me: "hey whats your favorite nirvana song?" 8 KB JPG >her: "i dont know" >me: "but youre wearing the shirt" >her: "please stop" >me: "what?" >her: "youre being creepy" >me: "define creepy" >her: "no... just leave me alone please"

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Anon playing both sides | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/01/22(Tue)01:01:21 No.67232409 >get paid $9.00 an hour and get free tendies working at mcdonalds le capitalist oppression >work for free moderating a bunch of leftoid reddit subs 10 hours a day fighting le revolution 31 KB JPG
: Anonymous 02/01/22(Tue)01:01:21 No.67232409 >get paid $9.00 an hour and get free tendies working at mcdonalds le capitalist oppression >work for free moderating a bunch of leftoid reddit subs 10 hours a day fighting le revolution 31 KB JPG

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Anon has a torture fetish | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/31/18(Wed)06:59:46 No.49017697 >constantly hoping that someone does something to me that warrants me brutally murdering them >constantly have visions of beating people's head in to bloody pulps 96 KB JPG >riding my push bike >some idiot yells at me from a car >imagine myself torturing his whole family what is wrong with me
: Anonymous 10/31/18(Wed)06:59:46 No.49017697 >constantly hoping that someone does something to me that warrants me brutally murdering them >constantly have visions of beating people's head in to bloody pulps 96 KB JPG >riding my push bike >some idiot yells at me from a car >imagine myself torturing his whole family what is wrong with me

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Anon makes pillow talk | /r/Greentext

>Be me, 19 year old anon in college. >Meet cute girl in class. >We start to hang out >All the same interests, like all the same stuff >lt turns into flirting >We start making out in my dorm room, 8 KB PNG we are getting naked, fooling around >She says something that's supposed to be romantic about how it's like we were made for each other >l go full retard and say we are probably secret half siblings >She gets quiet, says what do you mean? >Like we secretly have the same dad, and that's why we are so perfect for each other >She gets real quiet and says she has to go >It's been two days >Did I make a mistake?
>Be me, 19 year old anon in college. >Meet cute girl in class. >We start to hang out >All the same interests, like all the same stuff >lt turns into flirting >We start making out in my dorm room, 8 KB PNG we are getting naked, fooling around >She says something that's supposed to be romantic about how it's like we were made for each other >l go full retard and say we are probably secret half siblings >She gets quiet, says what do you mean? >Like we secretly have the same dad, and that's why we are so perfect for each other >She gets real quiet and says she has to go >It's been two days >Did I make a mistake?

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Bussy addiction | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/31/22(Mon)10:22:21 No.67223459 >feel confident that i'm straight and all that f----- s--- in the past was just memes and p--- addiction >accidentally fap to bussy again damn it 31 KB JPG
: Anonymous 01/31/22(Mon)10:22:21 No.67223459 >feel confident that i'm straight and all that f----- s--- in the past was just memes and p--- addiction >accidentally fap to bussy again damn it 31 KB JPG

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Anon takes the self improvement pill | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: zrlaToSX ) Self improvement is a retarded(...) 01/31/22(Mon)09:32:27 No.359021086 >millenial >no friends no gf >decide to "self improve" >get a job, start doing sports, take up a hobby >stop p--- and fapping altogether >stop drinking 165 KB JPG >start going to church >start seeing a shrink >do this for three years >still feel unhappy, depressed, mentally ill (condition worsened) and worse than when I was 24/7 on my computer The truth is that if you are f----- in the head in some way or the other you are NOT gonna make it. No matter how much you try / LARP
: Anonymous (ID: zrlaToSX ) Self improvement is a retarded(...) 01/31/22(Mon)09:32:27 No.359021086 >millenial >no friends no gf >decide to "self improve" >get a job, start doing sports, take up a hobby >stop p--- and fapping altogether >stop drinking 165 KB JPG >start going to church >start seeing a shrink >do this for three years >still feel unhappy, depressed, mentally ill (condition worsened) and worse than when I was 24/7 on my computer The truth is that if you are f----- in the head in some way or the other you are NOT gonna make it. No matter how much you try / LARP

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Anon has priorities | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/31/22(Mon)15:00:41 No.67230845 >your pharmacist asks you out Holy f---, the same bitch who gives me my xanax and ssris asked me if I wanted to hang out this weekend. We've talked here and there 75 KB JPG whenever I had to go get my meds, and today she finally did it. She's this cute latina girl, is this even legal? Can I sue? : Anonymous 01/31/22(Mon)15:06:00 No.67230909 >>67230845 (OP)# >gets asked out by cute girl >first thought is if he can get money out of it shalom brother! 166 KB JPG
: Anonymous 01/31/22(Mon)15:00:41 No.67230845 >your pharmacist asks you out Holy f---, the same bitch who gives me my xanax and ssris asked me if I wanted to hang out this weekend. We've talked here and there 75 KB JPG whenever I had to go get my meds, and today she finally did it. She's this cute latina girl, is this even legal? Can I sue? : Anonymous 01/31/22(Mon)15:06:00 No.67230909 >>67230845 (OP)# >gets asked out by cute girl >first thought is if he can get money out of it shalom brother! 166 KB JPG

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Anon learns about double standards | /r/Greentext

File: pepe-thinking-1024x1024.jpg (68 KB, 1024x1024) O Anonymous 01/30/22(Sun)17:01:47 No.67216726 >Post some memes on reddit >Make one about white people >Thousands of upvotes >Lots of comments and awards This is easy.avi >Make one about black people >Less than 100 upvotes >Get called rasict >Post removed Hmmm.. interesting. Very interesting.
File: pepe-thinking-1024x1024.jpg (68 KB, 1024x1024) O Anonymous 01/30/22(Sun)17:01:47 No.67216726 >Post some memes on reddit >Make one about white people >Thousands of upvotes >Lots of comments and awards This is easy.avi >Make one about black people >Less than 100 upvotes >Get called rasict >Post removed Hmmm.. interesting. Very interesting.

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Anon uses 4chan as a crystal ball | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 6u9FyWtp ) 11/12/21(Fri)11:33:45 No.43185746 >>43181308 # It's the 4chan advice effect. I could write an entire theory of it, but basically when you have anonymous s-------- arguing with each other for epeen, they eventually converge on literally the best possible advice for any given subject. I basically outsource almost all my life decision research to 4chan and then A|B test it in a few threads. Fitness, car buying, vidya, anime, building a computer, making money, learning Japanese: you name it and if you need to do something in real life some autist on 4chan has made an 226 KB PNG idiotproof infographic about it to get you the absolute most optimal solution to your problem, and he did that simply to win an argument online. >>43185896 # >>43186796 # >>43187010 # >>43190805 # >>43191675 #
: Anonymous (ID: 6u9FyWtp ) 11/12/21(Fri)11:33:45 No.43185746 >>43181308 # It's the 4chan advice effect. I could write an entire theory of it, but basically when you have anonymous s-------- arguing with each other for epeen, they eventually converge on literally the best possible advice for any given subject. I basically outsource almost all my life decision research to 4chan and then A|B test it in a few threads. Fitness, car buying, vidya, anime, building a computer, making money, learning Japanese: you name it and if you need to do something in real life some autist on 4chan has made an 226 KB PNG idiotproof infographic about it to get you the absolute most optimal solution to your problem, and he did that simply to win an argument online. >>43185896 # >>43186796 # >>43187010 # >>43190805 # >>43191675 #

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Anon plays dungeons and dragons | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/31/22(Mon)10:16:37 No.871778214 >be lonely homeschooler in high school >watch anime to pretend i have frens >finish school, get warehouse job >meet some people there >we start playing dungeons and 137 KB PNG dragons >dont really like the game just fun to hang out with рeople >first time playing since before christmas >forgot everything except my dice tray and spell| cards >fuckssake.jpeg >one guy gives me a set of dice to use and keep >dm copied some of my character stats >another guy gives me a new sheet to write them on >they all help me guesstimate hit points and inventory etc >mfw "we need our cleric!" >mfw finally have frens
: Anonymous 01/31/22(Mon)10:16:37 No.871778214 >be lonely homeschooler in high school >watch anime to pretend i have frens >finish school, get warehouse job >meet some people there >we start playing dungeons and 137 KB PNG dragons >dont really like the game just fun to hang out with рeople >first time playing since before christmas >forgot everything except my dice tray and spell| cards >fuckssake.jpeg >one guy gives me a set of dice to use and keep >dm copied some of my character stats >another guy gives me a new sheet to write them on >they all help me guesstimate hit points and inventory etc >mfw "we need our cleric!" >mfw finally have frens

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She a copper. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/10/13(Sun)21:40:01 No.515425318 > been chatting with cute 14 year old girl > really flirty and sexy 61 KB JPG > now she tells me she's an undercover cop > how f------ cool is that for someone her age
Anonymous 11/10/13(Sun)21:40:01 No.515425318 > been chatting with cute 14 year old girl > really flirty and sexy 61 KB JPG > now she tells me she's an undercover cop > how f------ cool is that for someone her age

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The cruel world of little people acting, seen by Anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/26/22(Wed)15:43:23 No.162922339 >Claims Snow White is offensive novie >Refuses to elaborate VIE >Puts seven of his fellow dwarf actors out of the job Bravo, Dinklage 1.94 MB JPG : Anonymous 01/26/22(Wed)15:44:00 No.162922354 >>162922339(OP) # Once you climb up, kick the ladder. Classic move. >>162922465 #
: Anonymous 01/26/22(Wed)15:43:23 No.162922339 >Claims Snow White is offensive novie >Refuses to elaborate VIE >Puts seven of his fellow dwarf actors out of the job Bravo, Dinklage 1.94 MB JPG : Anonymous 01/26/22(Wed)15:44:00 No.162922354 >>162922339(OP) # Once you climb up, kick the ladder. Classic move. >>162922465 #

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