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: Anonymous (ID: hxwH5zd+ 01/03/22(Mon)14:00:02 No.354828534 Transgender woman Ashley Hallstrom wrote in her Facebook post: >From a very young age I was told that people like me are freaks and abominations, that we are sick in the head and society hates us >This made me hate who I was. I tried so hard to be just like everyone else but this isn't something you can change. I can't stand to live another day, 61 KB JPG so l'm committing suicide. Soon after Ashley walked into traffic and was fatally hit by a dump truck. You caused this, /pol/. How can you possibly find this funny? : Anonymous (ID: UP9C9V3N 01/03/22(Mon)14:01:14 No.354828695 Now post a pic of her from before she got hit by the truck >>354828826 # >>354828908 # >>354828992 # >>354829381 # >>354829530 # >>354829532 # >>354829762 # >>354830540 # >>354830753 # >>354831060 # >>354831260 # >>354831512 # >>354831851 # >>354832566 # >>354833075 # >>354833206 #
: Anonymous (ID: hxwH5zd+ 01/03/22(Mon)14:00:02 No.354828534 Transgender woman Ashley Hallstrom wrote in her Facebook post: >From a very young age I was told that people like me are freaks and abominations, that we are sick in the head and society hates us >This made me hate who I was. I tried so hard to be just like everyone else but this isn't something you can change. I can't stand to live another day, 61 KB JPG so l'm committing suicide. Soon after Ashley walked into traffic and was fatally hit by a dump truck. You caused this, /pol/. How can you possibly find this funny? : Anonymous (ID: UP9C9V3N 01/03/22(Mon)14:01:14 No.354828695 Now post a pic of her from before she got hit by the truck >>354828826 # >>354828908 # >>354828992 # >>354829381 # >>354829530 # >>354829532 # >>354829762 # >>354830540 # >>354830753 # >>354831060 # >>354831260 # >>354831512 # >>354831851 # >>354832566 # >>354833075 # >>354833206 #

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Anon has a best friend | /r/Greentext

>be 14 >have a best friend >plays vidya, talk girls, a genuinely good friend. >about a month ago his mom passed away >terminal cancer, horrible thing >a week before his birthday his dad 50 KB JPG reached out to me >confusion.jpeg >"hey anon, it's friendanon's dad, I know you too are pretty close and next week is his birthday, figured we could do something nice for him." >l agree >"that's great, as you know ever since friendanon's mom passed away he's been pretty bummed out so I thought we could make something to remind him of her." >wtfwhybutok.png >agree to help him out because friendanon is my best friend. >mfw his dad asked me to bring a can of tomato sauce >whatthefuck.exe >fast forward to his birthday party >we just hanging out, some friends and family there just talking and congratulating friendanon, pretty cool b'day party >friendanon's dad clears his throat >"ehm so as you all know it's friendanon's birthday today, so for some time l've been thinking what would make anon's birthday memorable for him" >friendanon's dad takes out a plate with pasta and red sauce, puts it on the table and puts on a gentle smile. >friendanon tastes it and begins to cry >turns out it was his mother's special recipe. >anon gets so excited and emotional he throws up >he's all shaking >his palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy >there's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
>be 14 >have a best friend >plays vidya, talk girls, a genuinely good friend. >about a month ago his mom passed away >terminal cancer, horrible thing >a week before his birthday his dad 50 KB JPG reached out to me >confusion.jpeg >"hey anon, it's friendanon's dad, I know you too are pretty close and next week is his birthday, figured we could do something nice for him." >l agree >"that's great, as you know ever since friendanon's mom passed away he's been pretty bummed out so I thought we could make something to remind him of her." >wtfwhybutok.png >agree to help him out because friendanon is my best friend. >mfw his dad asked me to bring a can of tomato sauce >whatthefuck.exe >fast forward to his birthday party >we just hanging out, some friends and family there just talking and congratulating friendanon, pretty cool b'day party >friendanon's dad clears his throat >"ehm so as you all know it's friendanon's birthday today, so for some time l've been thinking what would make anon's birthday memorable for him" >friendanon's dad takes out a plate with pasta and red sauce, puts it on the table and puts on a gentle smile. >friendanon tastes it and begins to cry >turns out it was his mother's special recipe. >anon gets so excited and emotional he throws up >he's all shaking >his palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy >there's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti

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Anon had a wholesome relationship with his stepsister | /r/Greentext

>Be me 17, parents divorced >Dad remarries. >Stepsister is 17 too. Super hot >We have lots in common >Hang out all the time >Become really good friends 11 KB JPG >That's all > I'm not some kind of degenerate like you people Judge looks at file >Anon it says here that you were caught masturbating in your step sister's underwear drawer multiple times >That on the night in question, you saw her having sex with her boyfriend >Knocked him unconscious and tried to r--- your stepsister >She fought you off, so you burned the house down
>Be me 17, parents divorced >Dad remarries. >Stepsister is 17 too. Super hot >We have lots in common >Hang out all the time >Become really good friends 11 KB JPG >That's all > I'm not some kind of degenerate like you people Judge looks at file >Anon it says here that you were caught masturbating in your step sister's underwear drawer multiple times >That on the night in question, you saw her having sex with her boyfriend >Knocked him unconscious and tried to r--- your stepsister >She fought you off, so you burned the house down

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Anon has one chance at life | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/07/22(Mon)20:30:36 No.872244456 >one chance at life >parents named me Chuckelberry 23 KB JPG : Anonymous 02/07/22(Mon)20:53:30 No.872245789 >>872244456 (OP) # >what is your middle name? >why don't you just call yourself chuck? >>872245876 # : Anonymous 02/07/22(Mon)20:55:17 No.872245876 >>872245789 # Chuck on dem balls Imao
: Anonymous 02/07/22(Mon)20:30:36 No.872244456 >one chance at life >parents named me Chuckelberry 23 KB JPG : Anonymous 02/07/22(Mon)20:53:30 No.872245789 >>872244456 (OP) # >what is your middle name? >why don't you just call yourself chuck? >>872245876 # : Anonymous 02/07/22(Mon)20:55:17 No.872245876 >>872245789 # Chuck on dem balls Imao

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Anon escapes from prison | /r/Greentext

File: pepe-in-jail-650x348.jpg (28 KB, 650x348) Anonymous 06/24/18(Sun)15:22:52 No.772442065 >In prison >Befriend old Colombian guy >Coincidentally we both have the same amount of time left on our sentences, 23 years >Tells me he has a crazy plan to escape >Asks if I'm in >I say yes, don't want to waste my youth in this s------- >He doesn't give me any more details >When I ask he just says "All will become clear soon, amigo" >Time passes, he just keeps telling me "soon" >Years pass, every now and then he gives me a vague update like "It's all coming together nicely, amigo" and "We're getting close, amigo. Be ready" >More years pass, Colombian guy tells me that escaping prison is no easy task, but the plan is stil on >One day Colombian guy approaches me outside my cell and says "It's almost time" >Excited as s--- >Another two years pass, nothing >Serve our entire sentences. We're free men now. >Colombian guy approaches me outside of prison >"Mission success, amigo" >The f---
File: pepe-in-jail-650x348.jpg (28 KB, 650x348) Anonymous 06/24/18(Sun)15:22:52 No.772442065 >In prison >Befriend old Colombian guy >Coincidentally we both have the same amount of time left on our sentences, 23 years >Tells me he has a crazy plan to escape >Asks if I'm in >I say yes, don't want to waste my youth in this s------- >He doesn't give me any more details >When I ask he just says "All will become clear soon, amigo" >Time passes, he just keeps telling me "soon" >Years pass, every now and then he gives me a vague update like "It's all coming together nicely, amigo" and "We're getting close, amigo. Be ready" >More years pass, Colombian guy tells me that escaping prison is no easy task, but the plan is stil on >One day Colombian guy approaches me outside my cell and says "It's almost time" >Excited as s--- >Another two years pass, nothing >Serve our entire sentences. We're free men now. >Colombian guy approaches me outside of prison >"Mission success, amigo" >The f---

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NO! Time to die… | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/07/22(Mon)21:42:17 No.163529691 toxic.jpg 6 KB JPG >Bond is infected with a poison that will harm his gf and daughter >it's there forever, he can't fix it >only solution is to sacrifice himself Toxic masculinity
: Anonymous 02/07/22(Mon)21:42:17 No.163529691 toxic.jpg 6 KB JPG >Bond is infected with a poison that will harm his gf and daughter >it's there forever, he can't fix it >only solution is to sacrifice himself Toxic masculinity

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Anon is a master manipulator | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/30/17(Thu)13:20:37 No.41462615 retard >be me >in class >punch my computer lightly >retard punches his 99 KB JPG computer with all his force >screen breaks kek 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 11/30/17(Thu)13:20:37 No.41462615 retard >be me >in class >punch my computer lightly >retard punches his 99 KB JPG computer with all his force >screen breaks kek 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon is a pedo | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/08/22(Tue)00:11:16 No.872274700 I find my 13 year old neighbour attractive and I'm 25, /b/. Am I a p--- or pervert? We hug all the time and she's about an inch taller than me so when we hug it feels normal and not that I'm overpowering her or anything like that. She also thinks it's cute 272 KB JPG and regularly rests her head on my shoilders. Am I wrong for finding her really attractive and always hugging each other /b/? : Anonymous 02/08/22(Tue)00:12:39 No.872274768 : Anonymous 02/08/22(Tue)00:13:43 No.872274827 : Anonymous 02/08/22(Tue)00:15:29 No.872274908 >>872274700 (OP) # >I find my 13 year old neighbour attractive >l'm 25 >she's about an inch taller than me 94 KB PNG What. A. F------. Loser.
: Anonymous 02/08/22(Tue)00:11:16 No.872274700 I find my 13 year old neighbour attractive and I'm 25, /b/. Am I a p--- or pervert? We hug all the time and she's about an inch taller than me so when we hug it feels normal and not that I'm overpowering her or anything like that. She also thinks it's cute 272 KB JPG and regularly rests her head on my shoilders. Am I wrong for finding her really attractive and always hugging each other /b/? : Anonymous 02/08/22(Tue)00:12:39 No.872274768 : Anonymous 02/08/22(Tue)00:13:43 No.872274827 : Anonymous 02/08/22(Tue)00:15:29 No.872274908 >>872274700 (OP) # >I find my 13 year old neighbour attractive >l'm 25 >she's about an inch taller than me 94 KB PNG What. A. F------. Loser.

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anon is gonna BLOOOOM | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 02/07/22(Mon)20:26:50 No.67334328 [Reply] >stopped watching p--- >stopped playing runescape >lost a ton of weight >finishing my degree >making gains learning kanji >working multiple part time jobs >grinding social exp with normalfags in class and at work >people don't cringe at me when they speak to me anymore I'M GONNA BLOO0000000000M
O Anonymous 02/07/22(Mon)20:26:50 No.67334328 [Reply] >stopped watching p--- >stopped playing runescape >lost a ton of weight >finishing my degree >making gains learning kanji >working multiple part time jobs >grinding social exp with normalfags in class and at work >people don't cringe at me when they speak to me anymore I'M GONNA BLOO0000000000M

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anon does bad thing | /r/Greentext

File: 1.png (45 KB, 390x481) Anonymous 10/17/18(Wed)21:36:44 No.48760605 [Reply] >>48761214 >work at sperm bank >sneak and j--- into every white specimen collection i can find >every white infertile roastie that wants a baby now has a 50/50 chance of popping out a bronze baby >potentially ruined countless wh*Te marriages for the last 2 years Anonymous 10/17/18(Wed)22:16:55 No.48761214 File: 1510528657219.jpg (9 KB, 220x229) >>48760605 (OP) # this would be a next level shitpost if real
File: 1.png (45 KB, 390x481) Anonymous 10/17/18(Wed)21:36:44 No.48760605 [Reply] >>48761214 >work at sperm bank >sneak and j--- into every white specimen collection i can find >every white infertile roastie that wants a baby now has a 50/50 chance of popping out a bronze baby >potentially ruined countless wh*Te marriages for the last 2 years Anonymous 10/17/18(Wed)22:16:55 No.48761214 File: 1510528657219.jpg (9 KB, 220x229) >>48760605 (OP) # this would be a next level shitpost if real

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Anon Goes Outside | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/07/22(Mon)17:11:39 No.67331492 >went out today for the first time in a long while >my debit card is broken, I cannot buy food online anymore so I went out for groceries >while in the grocery store, I passed a couple in an aisle and they caught my 114 KB JPG eye >they were staring at each other smiling and they weren't saying anything, which I found odd so I stared at them >after a moment, the girl said "I love you" and they both laughed and kissed >mfw What the f---? Do people actually say "I love you" to each other like in the f------ movies?
: Anonymous 02/07/22(Mon)17:11:39 No.67331492 >went out today for the first time in a long while >my debit card is broken, I cannot buy food online anymore so I went out for groceries >while in the grocery store, I passed a couple in an aisle and they caught my 114 KB JPG eye >they were staring at each other smiling and they weren't saying anything, which I found odd so I stared at them >after a moment, the girl said "I love you" and they both laughed and kissed >mfw What the f---? Do people actually say "I love you" to each other like in the f------ movies?

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Anon is the white overlord | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/25/18(Mon)10:49:34 No.772542694 >>772542790 >be me >16 >2 years ago >I'm an edgy f--- so i Post stupid s--- on instagram >one day decide to post a blurry image of me >caption it "time traveling n----" >think it's funny as hell >ffw two weeks >some black kids at my school find out >scared shitless >decide my best bet is to roll with it and not freak out >it f------ works >suddenly start getting respect from black kids >actually feel included >ffw another 3 weeks >some kid in the group gets the s--- beaten out of him >we hatch a plan to jump the a------ who did it >one of them says i should throw the first punch >f--- yeah >day of the fight >kid has two cronies to help >out of nowhere i decide to do it >clock the f----- in the jaw >KO >our group of 5 people annihilates them >celebrate with mcdonalds >they start talking about the punch i threw >f------ PRAISING me >soon become more popular mfw saying n---- got me ingrained in the black community
Anonymous 06/25/18(Mon)10:49:34 No.772542694 >>772542790 >be me >16 >2 years ago >I'm an edgy f--- so i Post stupid s--- on instagram >one day decide to post a blurry image of me >caption it "time traveling n----" >think it's funny as hell >ffw two weeks >some black kids at my school find out >scared shitless >decide my best bet is to roll with it and not freak out >it f------ works >suddenly start getting respect from black kids >actually feel included >ffw another 3 weeks >some kid in the group gets the s--- beaten out of him >we hatch a plan to jump the a------ who did it >one of them says i should throw the first punch >f--- yeah >day of the fight >kid has two cronies to help >out of nowhere i decide to do it >clock the f----- in the jaw >KO >our group of 5 people annihilates them >celebrate with mcdonalds >they start talking about the punch i threw >f------ PRAISING me >soon become more popular mfw saying n---- got me ingrained in the black community

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Anon wants a snuggle ^w^ | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/17/18(Sat)09:38:35 No.43275078, Good morning! :D You are good and lovely. :3 You have the ability. ^w^ 34 KB JPG I love you. x3 *huggles tightly* *wuggles* (wuv + huggles) *boops your cheek, nose, and tummy tum tum* 6 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 02/17/18(Sat)09:43:06 No.43275154 Thank you, you've inspired me to finally commit suicide
: Anonymous 02/17/18(Sat)09:38:35 No.43275078, Good morning! :D You are good and lovely. :3 You have the ability. ^w^ 34 KB JPG I love you. x3 *huggles tightly* *wuggles* (wuv + huggles) *boops your cheek, nose, and tummy tum tum* 6 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 02/17/18(Sat)09:43:06 No.43275154 Thank you, you've inspired me to finally commit suicide

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Anon and his family business | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: XMscJk1K F--- 01/09/18(Tue)18:53:19 No.15616299 >be me >Dad is a tailor cuz family business >me and brother work in tailor shop as teens >l go to college to become a marine biologist 86 KB JPG >brother becomes tailor with Dad >back from college, major in econ, minor in marine bio >unemployed.oof >Dad wants me to work at tailor shop >tell my dad that l'll help him on busy days while I search for a better paying job >busy day >dad calls me in >fuckton of gays getting suits fitted for a gay wedding >they all want rainbow stitched to their breast pocket >look in back of store for multicolored thread >I can only find this faux leather sinewy s--- that works decently as stitching >one of the f--- is vegan "Is that made on real leather? Because I don't want any cows on my breast" "No sir, this thread is fake and gay"
: Anonymous (ID: XMscJk1K F--- 01/09/18(Tue)18:53:19 No.15616299 >be me >Dad is a tailor cuz family business >me and brother work in tailor shop as teens >l go to college to become a marine biologist 86 KB JPG >brother becomes tailor with Dad >back from college, major in econ, minor in marine bio >unemployed.oof >Dad wants me to work at tailor shop >tell my dad that l'll help him on busy days while I search for a better paying job >busy day >dad calls me in >fuckton of gays getting suits fitted for a gay wedding >they all want rainbow stitched to their breast pocket >look in back of store for multicolored thread >I can only find this faux leather sinewy s--- that works decently as stitching >one of the f--- is vegan "Is that made on real leather? Because I don't want any cows on my breast" "No sir, this thread is fake and gay"

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Anon has a GF | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/23/18(Tue)11:23:57 No.48864797 >manage to get a gf >she won't have sex with me on command Why even f------ bother? 139 KB PNG 3 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 10/23/18(Tue)11:25:19 No.48864815 >>48864797 (OP) # >Get sword >Can't kill myself on command I thought it'd be easier than this. : Anonymous 10/23/18(Tue)11:26:21 No.48864829 >>48864797 (OP) # >Has GF >Still on 4chan F--- off.
: Anonymous 10/23/18(Tue)11:23:57 No.48864797 >manage to get a gf >she won't have sex with me on command Why even f------ bother? 139 KB PNG 3 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 10/23/18(Tue)11:25:19 No.48864815 >>48864797 (OP) # >Get sword >Can't kill myself on command I thought it'd be easier than this. : Anonymous 10/23/18(Tue)11:26:21 No.48864829 >>48864797 (OP) # >Has GF >Still on 4chan F--- off.

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Anon notices hypocrisy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/07/22(Mon)17:10:42 No.872253685 Right wingers in 2020 >WE GONNA MURDER AND RUN OVER ANYONE WHO BLOCKS THE ROAD! F--- AROUND FIND OUT! REED Right wingers 2022: >WE NEED TO BLOCK THIS ROADS AS 46 KB JPG A PROTEST. THIS IS OUR FREEDOM. 1 Reply View Thread
: Anonymous 02/07/22(Mon)17:10:42 No.872253685 Right wingers in 2020 >WE GONNA MURDER AND RUN OVER ANYONE WHO BLOCKS THE ROAD! F--- AROUND FIND OUT! REED Right wingers 2022: >WE NEED TO BLOCK THIS ROADS AS 46 KB JPG A PROTEST. THIS IS OUR FREEDOM. 1 Reply View Thread

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anon had sex? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/04/18(Sun)13:08:21 No.78402199 >>784020175 (OP) # >be 26 >dating this hot 40 yo MILF >on our second date we went to her house afterwards >she had an ugly 18 year orld daughter (i mean... really ugly) >daughter was watching TV in living room, sees us running upstairs but she seems okay with it >f--- for about 30 mins >the best sex ive ever had (p----, a---, a--,..) >she has various sex toys in her drawer >she pulls out a giant buttplug and a mouthgag out of her drawer >spits on the plug, inserts it into her ass >puts mouthgag on >we f--- for another 10 mins in missionary >suddenly she doesnt move anymore >ask if shes okay, keep pounding her p---- >no answer >too late, about to c-- >c-- in her p---- like no tomorrow >realize she isnt breathing anymore >pull her mouthgag out (but was still around her neck) >panic >ran downstairs naked and semi errect >shout at daughter "CALL THE AMBULANCE" >"what happened?" >"JUST CALL THE F------ AMBULANCE telling her that i probably f----- her mother to death werent the right words i thought so i said nothing else >she ran upstairs >found her mother naked with a giant buttplug in her ass, mouthgag around her neck, and my c-- dripping from her p---- >"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU MONSTER >she calls the ambulance and police >she starts mouth to mouth with her >the fact that she did that just a few minutes after we did ass to mouth actions almost got me hard again, so i put my clothes on >ambulance and police arrive to find her like her daughter >shes dead >hours of explaining to police what happened. literally the most degrading sex ive had with a woman and a hell of a story to go with it. btw a few days later the police called me and told me that the MILF just had a heart attack and that im out of trouble. the daughter hates me like hell and tried to sue me multiple times but it got declined. this all happened a few years ago.
: Anonymous 11/04/18(Sun)13:08:21 No.78402199 >>784020175 (OP) # >be 26 >dating this hot 40 yo MILF >on our second date we went to her house afterwards >she had an ugly 18 year orld daughter (i mean... really ugly) >daughter was watching TV in living room, sees us running upstairs but she seems okay with it >f--- for about 30 mins >the best sex ive ever had (p----, a---, a--,..) >she has various sex toys in her drawer >she pulls out a giant buttplug and a mouthgag out of her drawer >spits on the plug, inserts it into her ass >puts mouthgag on >we f--- for another 10 mins in missionary >suddenly she doesnt move anymore >ask if shes okay, keep pounding her p---- >no answer >too late, about to c-- >c-- in her p---- like no tomorrow >realize she isnt breathing anymore >pull her mouthgag out (but was still around her neck) >panic >ran downstairs naked and semi errect >shout at daughter "CALL THE AMBULANCE" >"what happened?" >"JUST CALL THE F------ AMBULANCE telling her that i probably f----- her mother to death werent the right words i thought so i said nothing else >she ran upstairs >found her mother naked with a giant buttplug in her ass, mouthgag around her neck, and my c-- dripping from her p---- >"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU MONSTER >she calls the ambulance and police >she starts mouth to mouth with her >the fact that she did that just a few minutes after we did ass to mouth actions almost got me hard again, so i put my clothes on >ambulance and police arrive to find her like her daughter >shes dead >hours of explaining to police what happened. literally the most degrading sex ive had with a woman and a hell of a story to go with it. btw a few days later the police called me and told me that the MILF just had a heart attack and that im out of trouble. the daughter hates me like hell and tried to sue me multiple times but it got declined. this all happened a few years ago.

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Anon is genius | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/07/22(Mon)11:03:49 No.872233379 >Walk into your bedroom >You find Belle Delphine on your bed Wat do? 74 KB JPG 4 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 02/07/22(Mon)11:16:47 No.872233936 Throw her in a bathtub, bottle that water so i can be rich Riding the gravy train
: Anonymous 02/07/22(Mon)11:03:49 No.872233379 >Walk into your bedroom >You find Belle Delphine on your bed Wat do? 74 KB JPG 4 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 02/07/22(Mon)11:16:47 No.872233936 Throw her in a bathtub, bottle that water so i can be rich Riding the gravy train

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Anon redeems himself | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous wholesome 10/23/18(Tue)23:51:44 No.48876591 >be me >freshman year of hs >14, 2013 >meet sophomore kid on track team and in classes >super quiet, depressed, edgy kid >looks like a school shooter >found out pretty easily that he goes on feels good man 27 KB JPG 4chan, really the type to do so >see that he doesn't have any friends >try to befriend him because I feel bad but I look like a complete normie >think nothing of it and school moves on >fast forward a year, I'm a sophomore, this kid is a junior >see him sitting with a group of ppl >he looks genuinely happy >he stopped wearing his edgy clothing >he has friends >feels good man
: Anonymous wholesome 10/23/18(Tue)23:51:44 No.48876591 >be me >freshman year of hs >14, 2013 >meet sophomore kid on track team and in classes >super quiet, depressed, edgy kid >looks like a school shooter >found out pretty easily that he goes on feels good man 27 KB JPG 4chan, really the type to do so >see that he doesn't have any friends >try to befriend him because I feel bad but I look like a complete normie >think nothing of it and school moves on >fast forward a year, I'm a sophomore, this kid is a junior >see him sitting with a group of ppl >he looks genuinely happy >he stopped wearing his edgy clothing >he has friends >feels good man

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