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Anon has a shitty night | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/09/22(Wed)01:21:42 No.872344168 >be me >laying in bed with boyfriend >feel gassy >decide l'll fart a little bit >push with minimum force >f------ poop all over my boyfriend 372 KB JPG and the bedsheets >liquid s--- smell everywhere >he doesn't wake up >I start crying freakingout.exe >get up to go to bathroom to get myself cleaned up >l hear him waking up this very second as I type this I'm certain he's waking up what the F--- do I do : Anonymous 02/09/22(Wed)01:23:23 No.872344241 >>872344168 (OP) # Post t--- w timestamp >>872344310 # : Anonymous 02/09/22(Wed)01:23:26 No.872344245 >>872344168 (OP) # Lol tell him he s--- all over you and start freaking out : Anonymous 02/09/22(Wed)01:24:36 No.872344310 >>872344241 # I'm a dude
: Anonymous 02/09/22(Wed)01:21:42 No.872344168 >be me >laying in bed with boyfriend >feel gassy >decide l'll fart a little bit >push with minimum force >f------ poop all over my boyfriend 372 KB JPG and the bedsheets >liquid s--- smell everywhere >he doesn't wake up >I start crying freakingout.exe >get up to go to bathroom to get myself cleaned up >l hear him waking up this very second as I type this I'm certain he's waking up what the F--- do I do : Anonymous 02/09/22(Wed)01:23:23 No.872344241 >>872344168 (OP) # Post t--- w timestamp >>872344310 # : Anonymous 02/09/22(Wed)01:23:26 No.872344245 >>872344168 (OP) # Lol tell him he s--- all over you and start freaking out : Anonymous 02/09/22(Wed)01:24:36 No.872344310 >>872344241 # I'm a dude

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Anon commits a based warcrime | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/09/21(Thu)16:10:33 No.862752553 >Go outside building for vape break >Nicotine high achieved jpg >Shy looking leftist girl is walking into building RE 158 KB JPG >Go back inside >See her enter behind me in second doors window reflection >Go-to elevator >She's still behind me >Enter elevator >Door starts closing when she comes up to enter >Hold it open for her so she can enter >Just me and her >ldea.gif >Proceed to push out my all day held in farts >It's very loud >Elevator dings for the floor >Turn my head around and say "No one will ever believe you" >Door opens >Walk out and enter my office >Didn't look back
: Anonymous 09/09/21(Thu)16:10:33 No.862752553 >Go outside building for vape break >Nicotine high achieved jpg >Shy looking leftist girl is walking into building RE 158 KB JPG >Go back inside >See her enter behind me in second doors window reflection >Go-to elevator >She's still behind me >Enter elevator >Door starts closing when she comes up to enter >Hold it open for her so she can enter >Just me and her >ldea.gif >Proceed to push out my all day held in farts >It's very loud >Elevator dings for the floor >Turn my head around and say "No one will ever believe you" >Door opens >Walk out and enter my office >Didn't look back

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Piss goblin strikes again | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/18/22(Tue)09:03:16 No.67040942 >drink 1.5l of water in one sitting >Have to piss a lot >Go to bed >Wake up having to piss in the morning, piss is still clear POPOV 339 KB PNG >Drink 1.5l of vodka and a mixer in one sitting >Piss maybe once or twice >Go to bed >Wake up, don't have to piss >Whatever piss that does come out is deep yellow How does this work? Where is my piss disappearing to? Are there piss goblins or something that steal my pee when I'm drunk?
: Anonymous 01/18/22(Tue)09:03:16 No.67040942 >drink 1.5l of water in one sitting >Have to piss a lot >Go to bed >Wake up having to piss in the morning, piss is still clear POPOV 339 KB PNG >Drink 1.5l of vodka and a mixer in one sitting >Piss maybe once or twice >Go to bed >Wake up, don't have to piss >Whatever piss that does come out is deep yellow How does this work? Where is my piss disappearing to? Are there piss goblins or something that steal my pee when I'm drunk?

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Anon has a field trip | /r/Greentext

No.772995598 06/30/18(Sat)05:29:45 R14kkDj.jpg JPG 35.1 KiB 657x527 >be me >be in 5th grade >class is planning field trip, need money >everyone needs to bring 20 dollars >go home, ask mom for 30 dollars so I can have 10 dollars extra for myself >mom doesn't believe me, goes to friend's house who lives on the same street >ohshit.gif >comes back angry, saying I need to pay more attention in class meetings >tfw I found out my friend told his parents that he needed 50 dollars ...
No.772995598 06/30/18(Sat)05:29:45 R14kkDj.jpg JPG 35.1 KiB 657x527 >be me >be in 5th grade >class is planning field trip, need money >everyone needs to bring 20 dollars >go home, ask mom for 30 dollars so I can have 10 dollars extra for myself >mom doesn't believe me, goes to friend's house who lives on the same street >ohshit.gif >comes back angry, saying I need to pay more attention in class meetings >tfw I found out my friend told his parents that he needed 50 dollars ...

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Anon has dilemma | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 48962126 33 min. ago >white supremacist >wants an asian gf 21.6 kB JPG 1 REPLY 2 IMAGES REPLY
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Anon sees harry Potter | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/26/18(Tue)07:33:42 No.772622084 Happened a few days ago. >be me >take my girlfriend to the Harry Potter orchestra >it's prisoner of azkaban >should be pretty gud 58 KB JPG >get there, there's a ton of hp weebs >in full garb >casting spells and s--- outside the theatre >get inside >they f------ clap every 10 minutes >malfoy gets punched >everyone f------ claps and cheers >some offbeat scene that's not even funny >everyone claps and laughs >the movie finally ends >orchestra plays through the credits >people f------ stood and applauded when Emma Watson's name came up I was going to make up a story about how someone yelled DIS N---- FINNA BOUTA GET DABBED ON, but the truth was even more ridiculous
: Anonymous 06/26/18(Tue)07:33:42 No.772622084 Happened a few days ago. >be me >take my girlfriend to the Harry Potter orchestra >it's prisoner of azkaban >should be pretty gud 58 KB JPG >get there, there's a ton of hp weebs >in full garb >casting spells and s--- outside the theatre >get inside >they f------ clap every 10 minutes >malfoy gets punched >everyone f------ claps and cheers >some offbeat scene that's not even funny >everyone claps and laughs >the movie finally ends >orchestra plays through the credits >people f------ stood and applauded when Emma Watson's name came up I was going to make up a story about how someone yelled DIS N---- FINNA BOUTA GET DABBED ON, but the truth was even more ridiculous

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Anon finds a ice rock | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/15/19(Tue)22:30:18 No.50443207 >be me >In 3rd grade >recess.gif >find cool ice rock >hide ice rock under clothes and put in locker 234 KB PNG >come back next day >Mfw ice rock gone
: Anonymous 01/15/19(Tue)22:30:18 No.50443207 >be me >In 3rd grade >recess.gif >find cool ice rock >hide ice rock under clothes and put in locker 234 KB PNG >come back next day >Mfw ice rock gone

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Anon is a hypothetical thinker | /r/Greentext


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Anon sits on a bench | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/20/18(Fri)14:39:13 No.44822902 >out with my friend >sitting on a bench >be talking >people throwing us weird glances >think it's because of the obscene 283 KB PNG topics >dont care >keep talking >suddenly one old dude comes up to me >"Excuse me, Sir, but who are you talking to" I wish I was kidding. I've already made an appointment with a psychiatrist. 8 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 04/20/18(Fri)14:39:13 No.44822902 >out with my friend >sitting on a bench >be talking >people throwing us weird glances >think it's because of the obscene 283 KB PNG topics >dont care >keep talking >suddenly one old dude comes up to me >"Excuse me, Sir, but who are you talking to" I wish I was kidding. I've already made an appointment with a psychiatrist. 8 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon is the most not normal person of them all | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/19/21(Sun)22:50:51 No.868944635 >be me, 18 male, tall, big >be not me, 7/10 qt fwb i have been on and off with for about 4 months >she has always joked about me killing her and her liking it if i did >get done with movie date and driving 12 KB JPG her home >ask if she were to be killed by someone how would she want to die > her "have the best day of my life with the murderer then have him stab me" >me "what about strangling?" >her "yeah that would work to" >i pull over the car and ask her if she had a good time with me >her "anon stop you're not funny" >i unbuckle my seat belt and turn towards her with a straight face > she starts crying hysterically >her "please dont kill me i dont want to die" >mfw her begging to not be killed gave me the hardest boner of my life Is this normal?
: Anonymous 12/19/21(Sun)22:50:51 No.868944635 >be me, 18 male, tall, big >be not me, 7/10 qt fwb i have been on and off with for about 4 months >she has always joked about me killing her and her liking it if i did >get done with movie date and driving 12 KB JPG her home >ask if she were to be killed by someone how would she want to die > her "have the best day of my life with the murderer then have him stab me" >me "what about strangling?" >her "yeah that would work to" >i pull over the car and ask her if she had a good time with me >her "anon stop you're not funny" >i unbuckle my seat belt and turn towards her with a straight face > she starts crying hysterically >her "please dont kill me i dont want to die" >mfw her begging to not be killed gave me the hardest boner of my life Is this normal?

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Anon grew it himself | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/08/22(Tue)18:52:37 No.872322777 >be me, autistic virgin >gradually learn to hide my autism and fit into society, get a normal job etc... >finally meet a cute girl, go on a couple dates >keep up the facade, pretend to be 21 KB JPG suave even though I have no idea what I'm doing >she's buying it >last night we're texting and she wants to exchange nudes >holyshit.jpg >I send her a picture of my willy >"wow anon I love your c---“ >"Thanks, I grew it myself!" >she hasn't responded mfw
: Anonymous 02/08/22(Tue)18:52:37 No.872322777 >be me, autistic virgin >gradually learn to hide my autism and fit into society, get a normal job etc... >finally meet a cute girl, go on a couple dates >keep up the facade, pretend to be 21 KB JPG suave even though I have no idea what I'm doing >she's buying it >last night we're texting and she wants to exchange nudes >holyshit.jpg >I send her a picture of my willy >"wow anon I love your c---“ >"Thanks, I grew it myself!" >she hasn't responded mfw

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Anon gets ahead of himself | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: SGZZFTDa) 02/05/22(Sat)18:34:43 No.359862122 Whynopreps.jpg 968 KB JPG >>359861825 (OP) # SHOW ME YOUR CIVIL WAR FACE >>359862671 # >>359862835 # >>359865483 # >>359865864 # >>359867447 # >>359869745 Anonymous (ID: W/71FDGP = 02/05/22(Sat)18:40:24 No.359862835 >>359875521 # >>359862122 # >half the height of the door # >>359885998 >>359887516 # : Anonymou Oh no no no
: Anonymous (ID: SGZZFTDa) 02/05/22(Sat)18:34:43 No.359862122 Whynopreps.jpg 968 KB JPG >>359861825 (OP) # SHOW ME YOUR CIVIL WAR FACE >>359862671 # >>359862835 # >>359865483 # >>359865864 # >>359867447 # >>359869745 Anonymous (ID: W/71FDGP = 02/05/22(Sat)18:40:24 No.359862835 >>359875521 # >>359862122 # >half the height of the door # >>359885998 >>359887516 # : Anonymou Oh no no no

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femAnon is an evil she-devil | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/09/22(Wed)01:50:37 No.163608646 >be me >17 yo femanon >5'2" and D cups >older brother is 24 yo turbovirgin >l walk around him in a tank top with no bra and panties when the parents are away >he always tries to hide his boner then leaves the room like if he was having a panic attack >he can't talk about this to anyone because he would be the one coming off as some closeted pervert for saying this s--- drives him crazy I just love tormenting his ass
Anonymous 02/09/22(Wed)01:50:37 No.163608646 >be me >17 yo femanon >5'2" and D cups >older brother is 24 yo turbovirgin >l walk around him in a tank top with no bra and panties when the parents are away >he always tries to hide his boner then leaves the room like if he was having a panic attack >he can't talk about this to anyone because he would be the one coming off as some closeted pervert for saying this s--- drives him crazy I just love tormenting his ass

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O Anonymous 02/08/22(Tue)23:57:24 No.872316240 >be me >13 >first sleep over at a friend's house >super anxious and awkward about eating with his family >dinner time >everyone jakes together >no fights >nobody screams >nobody storms off >his parents don't hate each other >generally just a good time >wait, is this how it's supposed to be? >next morning >dread going home >tell my friend about it >ffw a month >now have weekly sleepover at his house >everybody is super chill with me staying there over the weekends Thanks Toby. Thanks Toby's family. You made me feel at home.
O Anonymous 02/08/22(Tue)23:57:24 No.872316240 >be me >13 >first sleep over at a friend's house >super anxious and awkward about eating with his family >dinner time >everyone jakes together >no fights >nobody screams >nobody storms off >his parents don't hate each other >generally just a good time >wait, is this how it's supposed to be? >next morning >dread going home >tell my friend about it >ffw a month >now have weekly sleepover at his house >everybody is super chill with me staying there over the weekends Thanks Toby. Thanks Toby's family. You made me feel at home.

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Anon is a dicklet | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/08/22(Tue)15:55:58 No.67346584 >parents circumcised me at 11 because I OO was getting really horny and my head was popping out for the first time ever, I never even seen that purple s--- before >"so.. you got scared? must be phimosis" >forcibly circumcise me >doctor only left literally 2cm of natural 242 KB GIF penis skin on my shaft, they f------ took it all >tfw d--- now is only 3.5 inches, filled with ballskin and hair when erect Thanks mom and dad, you're truly the best. Now I'll never get to have sex but I guess it's ok because you knew better like you always do 6 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 02/08/22(Tue)15:55:58 No.67346584 >parents circumcised me at 11 because I OO was getting really horny and my head was popping out for the first time ever, I never even seen that purple s--- before >"so.. you got scared? must be phimosis" >forcibly circumcise me >doctor only left literally 2cm of natural 242 KB GIF penis skin on my shaft, they f------ took it all >tfw d--- now is only 3.5 inches, filled with ballskin and hair when erect Thanks mom and dad, you're truly the best. Now I'll never get to have sex but I guess it's ok because you knew better like you always do 6 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon is royalty | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Há 47 minutos 63038692 >be king >my people invent something and present it to me >it's a "camera" >it takes "pictures" out of a tube >a tube >takes square pictures >w-- >hang country for witchcraft 2 REPLIES
Anonymous Há 47 minutos 63038692 >be king >my people invent something and present it to me >it's a "camera" >it takes "pictures" out of a tube >a tube >takes square pictures >w-- >hang country for witchcraft 2 REPLIES

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Anon is a superpower | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 754091586 35 min. geleden >be me >Indian >find out about 4chan >go on a board >people are f------ racists >"but yeah India will be a superpower by 2020" >people laugh at me >call me a streetshitter 721,1 kB JPG >how offensive, my grandpa died in a streetshitting incident >years later >l ruined their internet >l did it >sweet revenge 3 REPLIES 2 IMAGES REPLY
Anonymous | 754091586 35 min. geleden >be me >Indian >find out about 4chan >go on a board >people are f------ racists >"but yeah India will be a superpower by 2020" >people laugh at me >call me a streetshitter 721,1 kB JPG >how offensive, my grandpa died in a streetshitting incident >years later >l ruined their internet >l did it >sweet revenge 3 REPLIES 2 IMAGES REPLY

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anon tried to connect to his students | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 02/08/22(Tue)22:28:22 No.872311261 >>872311460 >>872311654 >be me >around 17 >suck at every subject in school except english >be a tutor for younger students >talk to them about things we like >Dark Souls, Zelda, One Piece, etc. >one guy says he doesn't like anime >he tried one piece once but found it extremely iritating >fair >I tell him to give Attack on Titan a try >two weeks later he tells me he binged it >starts really getting into anime >we talk about fma, berserk, jojo, etc. >stop tutoring once I graduate to focus on college and s--- >ffw 3 years >scroll through instagram bc bored >find account of the dude >cringe anime motivation pics, edgy weeb quotes, photoshopped selfies with him and Rem from RE:zero >calls her "waifu" >pictures of Rem merch >bodypillows, figurines, posters >mfw i started this death spiral when I recommended AoT to him >mfw I turned a perfectly normal kid into a cringe weeb maybe it's good thing I didn't become a teacher.
O Anonymous 02/08/22(Tue)22:28:22 No.872311261 >>872311460 >>872311654 >be me >around 17 >suck at every subject in school except english >be a tutor for younger students >talk to them about things we like >Dark Souls, Zelda, One Piece, etc. >one guy says he doesn't like anime >he tried one piece once but found it extremely iritating >fair >I tell him to give Attack on Titan a try >two weeks later he tells me he binged it >starts really getting into anime >we talk about fma, berserk, jojo, etc. >stop tutoring once I graduate to focus on college and s--- >ffw 3 years >scroll through instagram bc bored >find account of the dude >cringe anime motivation pics, edgy weeb quotes, photoshopped selfies with him and Rem from RE:zero >calls her "waifu" >pictures of Rem merch >bodypillows, figurines, posters >mfw i started this death spiral when I recommended AoT to him >mfw I turned a perfectly normal kid into a cringe weeb maybe it's good thing I didn't become a teacher.

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