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: Anonymous 10/20/17(Fri)09:06:19 No.748618493 I dip my oreos in water. 57 KB JPG >>748618552 # >>748618565 # >>748618603 # >>748618869 # >>748619818 # : Anonymous 10/20/17(Fri)09:07:13 No.748618552 >>748618493 # Actually reported : Anonymous 10/20/17(Fri)09:07:20 No.748618565 >>748618493 # f--- you

: Anonymous 10/20/17(Fri)09:06:19 No.748618493 I dip my oreos in water. 57 KB JPG >>748618552 # >>748618565 # >>748618603 # >>748618869 # >>748619818 # : Anonymous 10/20/17(Fri)09:07:13 No.748618552 >>748618493 # Actually reported : Anonymous 10/20/17(Fri)09:07:20 No.748618565 >>748618493 # f--- you

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Anon goes to a black school | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/12/18(Mon)18:13:37 No.49246813 > be asian in a primarily black ENOUGH school >get the occasional "hey ching chong" and the "buk lao" in the hallway >the weaboo tards calls me 7 KB JPG sensei and bows to me in the hallway how to end it all? : Anonymous 11/12/18(Mon)18:16:39 No.49246864 : Anonymous 11/12/18(Mon)18:17:26 No.49246886 : Anonymous 11/12/18(Mon)18:17:30 No.49246888 you wanna kill yourself because cringey white people are making dumb awkward comments? >>49246939 # : Anonymous 11/12/18(Mon)18:20:33 No.49246938 : Anonymous 11/12/18(Mon)18:20:33 No.49246939 >>49246888 # >primarily black school >white people That aint it chief

: Anonymous 11/12/18(Mon)18:13:37 No.49246813 > be asian in a primarily black ENOUGH school >get the occasional "hey ching chong" and the "buk lao" in the hallway >the weaboo tards calls me 7 KB JPG sensei and bows to me in the hallway how to end it all? : Anonymous 11/12/18(Mon)18:16:39 No.49246864 : Anonymous 11/12/18(Mon)18:17:26 No.49246886 : Anonymous 11/12/18(Mon)18:17:30 No.49246888 you wanna kill yourself because cringey white people are making dumb awkward comments? >>49246939 # : Anonymous 11/12/18(Mon)18:20:33 No.49246938 : Anonymous 11/12/18(Mon)18:20:33 No.49246939 >>49246888 # >primarily black school >white people That aint it chief

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Anon watched Trump roast | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 2Z9|VCHI ) E 02/25/17(Sat)19:28:46 No.114311324 >the dinner starts >various celebrities give speeches roasting the absent Trump >everyone using the opportunity to virtue signal >someone tries to exit the room >find they can't >every exit is locked >suddenly a stern-faced Trump appears on a giant projector screen >"You're all fired." >gas starts being pumped through the vents >>114315914 # >>114317605 #

: Anonymous (ID: 2Z9|VCHI ) E 02/25/17(Sat)19:28:46 No.114311324 >the dinner starts >various celebrities give speeches roasting the absent Trump >everyone using the opportunity to virtue signal >someone tries to exit the room >find they can't >every exit is locked >suddenly a stern-faced Trump appears on a giant projector screen >"You're all fired." >gas starts being pumped through the vents >>114315914 # >>114317605 #

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Anon packs meat | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/05/20(Sun)01:46:30 No.824506187 >Be me >19 >work packaging at a meat processing plant >thats right, im a meat packer >put meat in the pockets for sealing >every now and then machine spergs 311 KB PNG out and displays an error >"error #24" "error #11" for example >never see an "error #1" start making jokes like "error #1: d--- caught in machine" >machine has blades to cut packages >one day we are f------ around too much >one guy gets pushed >falls on one of the blades >his face goes white as he gets up >blood all over his stomach and crotch >the machine keeps rolling >before we get a chance to hit the emergency stop we see a bunch of meat chunks roll through >notice the tip of his d--- rolling by >goes through sealer >mfw machine automatically stops >mfw error displayed on screen >mfw "error #1: foreign object in machine"

: Anonymous 04/05/20(Sun)01:46:30 No.824506187 >Be me >19 >work packaging at a meat processing plant >thats right, im a meat packer >put meat in the pockets for sealing >every now and then machine spergs 311 KB PNG out and displays an error >"error #24" "error #11" for example >never see an "error #1" start making jokes like "error #1: d--- caught in machine" >machine has blades to cut packages >one day we are f------ around too much >one guy gets pushed >falls on one of the blades >his face goes white as he gets up >blood all over his stomach and crotch >the machine keeps rolling >before we get a chance to hit the emergency stop we see a bunch of meat chunks roll through >notice the tip of his d--- rolling by >goes through sealer >mfw machine automatically stops >mfw error displayed on screen >mfw "error #1: foreign object in machine"

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Anon hates GTA 5 | /r/Greentext

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murca fuck yhea | /r/Greentext

File: Engineerava.jpg (20 KB, 146x146) Anonymous 01/04/16(Mon)01:46:55 No.661277454 ► ITT: Best online gaming experiences >Playing TF2 >Set my name to President Donald Trump >Join red team >Start talking to the guys on my team >Start saying we need to build a wall to keep the terrorists out >Entire team becomes engineers >We fortify the everloving s--- out of our intel room with sentry guns and dispensers >Entire game I was the top player on my team >Vote kicked a kid on our team who said he was Mexican

File: Engineerava.jpg (20 KB, 146x146) Anonymous 01/04/16(Mon)01:46:55 No.661277454 ► ITT: Best online gaming experiences >Playing TF2 >Set my name to President Donald Trump >Join red team >Start talking to the guys on my team >Start saying we need to build a wall to keep the terrorists out >Entire team becomes engineers >We fortify the everloving s--- out of our intel room with sentry guns and dispensers >Entire game I was the top player on my team >Vote kicked a kid on our team who said he was Mexican

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Anon likes money | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/11/22(Fri)11:48:01 No.67383627 How old are you? How much money do you have? >24 122 KB JPG >$14,000 6 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 02/11/22(Fri)11:51:27 No.67383668 >23 >95k from living with parents and saving : Anonymous 02/11/22(Fri)11:53:28 No.67383693 >>67383627 (OP) # >20 years old. >around $7, moneymaxxing is not going well lads.

: Anonymous 02/11/22(Fri)11:48:01 No.67383627 How old are you? How much money do you have? >24 122 KB JPG >$14,000 6 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 02/11/22(Fri)11:51:27 No.67383668 >23 >95k from living with parents and saving : Anonymous 02/11/22(Fri)11:53:28 No.67383693 >>67383627 (OP) # >20 years old. >around $7, moneymaxxing is not going well lads.

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Anon questions onions | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/11/22(Fri)20:10:30 No.17415618 >hidden under an ubiquitous piece of grass >smells absolutely rancid >burns your face off for cutting it >pungent acidic taste How the f--- are these so 58 KB JPG unanimously loved? i mean, i like them too, but it just doesn't make sense

: Anonymous 02/11/22(Fri)20:10:30 No.17415618 >hidden under an ubiquitous piece of grass >smells absolutely rancid >burns your face off for cutting it >pungent acidic taste How the f--- are these so 58 KB JPG unanimously loved? i mean, i like them too, but it just doesn't make sense

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Anon found out. | /r/Greentext

wren IA222/P4Fol 02/11/22(Fri)09:14:55 No.67382137 I just cheated on my boyfriend. His autism was too much for me. I hope he doesn't find out. 54 KB JPG Anonymous 02/11/22(Fri)09:17:02 No.67382163 340 KB PNG >>67382137 (OP) I found out.

wren IA222/P4Fol 02/11/22(Fri)09:14:55 No.67382137 I just cheated on my boyfriend. His autism was too much for me. I hope he doesn't find out. 54 KB JPG Anonymous 02/11/22(Fri)09:17:02 No.67382163 340 KB PNG >>67382137 (OP) I found out.

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Anon has a clean dream | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/27/18(Fri)11:24:26 No.767048355 Had a weird dream last night >In a gym bathroom >Brushing my teeth for whatever reason >finish up, spit water out >Run tongue over teeth >Violent loud sound 45 KB JPG >Like a thousand balloons rubbing together >Everyone stops and looks at me >Nervously try to play it off >Casually say “Squeaky clean boys." >Walk out of gym bathroom >Wake up

: Anonymous 04/27/18(Fri)11:24:26 No.767048355 Had a weird dream last night >In a gym bathroom >Brushing my teeth for whatever reason >finish up, spit water out >Run tongue over teeth >Violent loud sound 45 KB JPG >Like a thousand balloons rubbing together >Everyone stops and looks at me >Nervously try to play it off >Casually say “Squeaky clean boys." >Walk out of gym bathroom >Wake up

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anon is short | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/11/22(Fri)12:34:36 No.67386260 Dragonatics tumblr_np3ideMbNT1tp8kdpo1_500.gif 795 KB GIF My mom decided to have kids with a 5'7 guy and then marry a 6'3 guy after I was already born, and then has the audacity to say she wants grandkids. YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY YOU STUPID BITCH!

: Anonymous 02/11/22(Fri)12:34:36 No.67386260 Dragonatics tumblr_np3ideMbNT1tp8kdpo1_500.gif 795 KB GIF My mom decided to have kids with a 5'7 guy and then marry a 6'3 guy after I was already born, and then has the audacity to say she wants grandkids. YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY YOU STUPID BITCH!

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Anon hates women | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I hate women 02/11/22(Fri)17:29:17 No.67388393 >older sister calls me >older sister constantly cries about being f----- and dumped by chads on dating apps >younger sister calls me >younger sister constantly vents to me about boys she has a crush on >mom calls me >mom constantly cries to me about my dad >when I tell them "you are being annoying" they start crying harder and blaming me for being a horrible person 115 KB JPG >suddenly I am the bad guy >dad calls me >dad is the only one that asks me how I am doing

: Anonymous I hate women 02/11/22(Fri)17:29:17 No.67388393 >older sister calls me >older sister constantly cries about being f----- and dumped by chads on dating apps >younger sister calls me >younger sister constantly vents to me about boys she has a crush on >mom calls me >mom constantly cries to me about my dad >when I tell them "you are being annoying" they start crying harder and blaming me for being a horrible person 115 KB JPG >suddenly I am the bad guy >dad calls me >dad is the only one that asks me how I am doing

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Anon feigns autism | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: PN9YpXsp ) 09/05/21(Sun)18:34:47 No.40458494 >>40457457 (OP) # saw a girl last month. she try cancel the date within 1st hour. now she hits me up everyday. and wants me be her "friend" i got her into crypto, and showed her 1 of my stacks. she figured out i made 40 grand this month. now i just send her dinosaur pictures. and tell her im autistic. it's driving her crazy. she tried to f--- me thurs and friday night calling me up giving me the "im lonely.." "my bf.. "i think" isnt paying attention to me.." bitch. have a f------ stegosaurus. have a f------ triceratops.. >>40458543 # >>40458566 # >>40458649 # >>40459728 # >>40460038 # >>40460097 # >>40460234 # >>40460287 # >>40460444 # >>40460529 # >>40460556 # >>40462971 #

: Anonymous (ID: PN9YpXsp ) 09/05/21(Sun)18:34:47 No.40458494 >>40457457 (OP) # saw a girl last month. she try cancel the date within 1st hour. now she hits me up everyday. and wants me be her "friend" i got her into crypto, and showed her 1 of my stacks. she figured out i made 40 grand this month. now i just send her dinosaur pictures. and tell her im autistic. it's driving her crazy. she tried to f--- me thurs and friday night calling me up giving me the "im lonely.." "my bf.. "i think" isnt paying attention to me.." bitch. have a f------ stegosaurus. have a f------ triceratops.. >>40458543 # >>40458566 # >>40458649 # >>40459728 # >>40460038 # >>40460097 # >>40460234 # >>40460287 # >>40460444 # >>40460529 # >>40460556 # >>40462971 #

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Anon is a chad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/07/18(Sat)08:34:51 No.46624719 >be me >25 year old "chad" >have basic hygiene (take showers everyday, brush teeth etc.) >Maintian my body through shaving, haircuts etc. 131 KB JPG >go to gym regularly, eat healthy and take care of my body >Dress decently >Treat women with respect and pursue them confidently >compliment them and make them feel special >get 8/10 gf and live happily It's that easy guys. Just don't look like a f------ slob and take care of yourself.

: Anonymous 07/07/18(Sat)08:34:51 No.46624719 >be me >25 year old "chad" >have basic hygiene (take showers everyday, brush teeth etc.) >Maintian my body through shaving, haircuts etc. 131 KB JPG >go to gym regularly, eat healthy and take care of my body >Dress decently >Treat women with respect and pursue them confidently >compliment them and make them feel special >get 8/10 gf and live happily It's that easy guys. Just don't look like a f------ slob and take care of yourself.

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Anon will be in the news | /r/Greentext

- File: 1629379556961.jpg (236 KB, 1080x1080) O Anonymous 02/11/22(Fri)15:49:21 No.872477608 [Reply] We live. in a society. where, tomorrow. you'll be seeing me.. in the news... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! + 7 replies omitted. Click here to view. > O Anonymous 02/11/22(Fri)16:05:06 No.872478211 >>872478105 Id love to see that > O Anonymous 02/11/22(Fri)16:05:20 No.872478219 white face lul >> O Anonymous 02/11/22(Fri)16:06:14 No.872478263 >>872478102 You'll know tomorrow... just check the news. >>872478105 The reports of my... doxing. were greatly.. exaggerated. HAHA! O File: D2E5EE4A-E2A3-4743-BBF0-6(...).jpg (308 KB, 828x802) O Anonymous 02/11/22(Fri)16:06:35 No.872478280 [Reply] You'll see me in the news today

- File: 1629379556961.jpg (236 KB, 1080x1080) O Anonymous 02/11/22(Fri)15:49:21 No.872477608 [Reply] We live. in a society. where, tomorrow. you'll be seeing me.. in the news... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! + 7 replies omitted. Click here to view. > O Anonymous 02/11/22(Fri)16:05:06 No.872478211 >>872478105 Id love to see that > O Anonymous 02/11/22(Fri)16:05:20 No.872478219 white face lul >> O Anonymous 02/11/22(Fri)16:06:14 No.872478263 >>872478102 You'll know tomorrow... just check the news. >>872478105 The reports of my... doxing. were greatly.. exaggerated. HAHA! O File: D2E5EE4A-E2A3-4743-BBF0-6(...).jpg (308 KB, 828x802) O Anonymous 02/11/22(Fri)16:06:35 No.872478280 [Reply] You'll see me in the news today

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Anon is a smart little degenerate. | /r/Greentext

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Anon gets gummy worms and soda | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/06/19(Wed)14:20:35 No.51312178 >2005 >go to Stop n Shop >buy gummy worms and a soda for $2 >2019 >go to gas station >gummy worms and soda costs over $5 What the f--- happened 291 KB PNG View Thread

: Anonymous 03/06/19(Wed)14:20:35 No.51312178 >2005 >go to Stop n Shop >buy gummy worms and a soda for $2 >2019 >go to gas station >gummy worms and soda costs over $5 What the f--- happened 291 KB PNG View Thread

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Sucks to be zuck | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/07/22(Mon)18:10:44 No.163529653 CO Meta DOD6FF60-F481-47EA-B286-384796D3BA78.jpg 45 KB JPG >Be a billionaire. >Still have to be a salesman.

: Anonymous 02/07/22(Mon)18:10:44 No.163529653 CO Meta DOD6FF60-F481-47EA-B286-384796D3BA78.jpg 45 KB JPG >Be a billionaire. >Still have to be a salesman.

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He might be somewhere doing well or somewhere else underground | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/15/19(Tue)09:02:28 No.790057917 >be me >8 y/o >on bus home >really damn hungry >see much older kid (15) behind me open his hot dog >always been scared of older kids >hunger.mpg is using too much maybe the real rare Depes were the Inends found along the way 12 KB JPG memory >"hey, can I please have a small bite?" >he turns to face me >doesn't utter a word, just smiles and hands me the whole hotdog >i grab it and sit back in my seat >happiest little f--- in the bus >22 now and I still regret not thanking that blessed soul Wherever you are, I hope you have a happy life my bro.

: Anonymous 01/15/19(Tue)09:02:28 No.790057917 >be me >8 y/o >on bus home >really damn hungry >see much older kid (15) behind me open his hot dog >always been scared of older kids >hunger.mpg is using too much maybe the real rare Depes were the Inends found along the way 12 KB JPG memory >"hey, can I please have a small bite?" >he turns to face me >doesn't utter a word, just smiles and hands me the whole hotdog >i grab it and sit back in my seat >happiest little f--- in the bus >22 now and I still regret not thanking that blessed soul Wherever you are, I hope you have a happy life my bro.

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