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Anonymous 11/02/24(Sat)07:41:34 No.693536853 1730464460735972.jpg 20 KB JPG >Yeah, I killed the entire Dragon Age franchise for good
Anonymous 11/02/24(Sat)07:41:34 No.693536853 1730464460735972.jpg 20 KB JPG >Yeah, I killed the entire Dragon Age franchise for good

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Anonymous 10/06/24(Sun)10:52:57 No.204224651 172822573683112550.png 686 KB PNG >Peter, I don't want to hear about your 2 jobs, university, internship, dead parents, dead uncle and 1 living related soul who is a sick old lady, financial struggles, loss of your house and your scooter that got demolished in a car accident. Why didn't you show up to my play? I have to f--- Chad now, bye : Anonymous >>204224651 (OP) # 10/06/24(Sun) 10:53:41 No.204224664 Women are unironically like that. >>204225210 # >>204226624 # >>204229174 # >>204229237 # >>204229649 # >>204229751 # >>204231449 # >>204232223 #
Anonymous 10/06/24(Sun)10:52:57 No.204224651 172822573683112550.png 686 KB PNG >Peter, I don't want to hear about your 2 jobs, university, internship, dead parents, dead uncle and 1 living related soul who is a sick old lady, financial struggles, loss of your house and your scooter that got demolished in a car accident. Why didn't you show up to my play? I have to f--- Chad now, bye : Anonymous >>204224651 (OP) # 10/06/24(Sun) 10:53:41 No.204224664 Women are unironically like that. >>204225210 # >>204226624 # >>204229174 # >>204229237 # >>204229649 # >>204229751 # >>204231449 # >>204232223 #

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⠀ Anonymous (ID: qB8ni0uS) 11/03/24(Sun)22:17:19 No.486800578 HAVANA SYNDROME lowiqpublic.jpg 227 KB JPG >Havana Syndrome leaks >congressional testimony comes out that technology exists to mimic craziness/schizophrenia >some of the diplomats claim to have heard voices >oh s--- Nicholas Cruz, Kyle Odom, Operation Red Mist >immediate CIA coverup and witness tampering >even people on this board claim TI's to be larping schizos LOL
⠀ Anonymous (ID: qB8ni0uS) 11/03/24(Sun)22:17:19 No.486800578 HAVANA SYNDROME lowiqpublic.jpg 227 KB JPG >Havana Syndrome leaks >congressional testimony comes out that technology exists to mimic craziness/schizophrenia >some of the diplomats claim to have heard voices >oh s--- Nicholas Cruz, Kyle Odom, Operation Red Mist >immediate CIA coverup and witness tampering >even people on this board claim TI's to be larping schizos LOL

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: Anonymous O.K. 07/19/24(Fri) 07:37:09 No.31644326 GF BLOWS YOU UP WITH A HOMEMADE EXPLOSIVE ASMR. based.jpg 93 KB JPG >37 >khv, but tbf never really tried, and have no desire to nor do I want to. >have a job, pays well >No debt, have a house/car. >don't hate it, so it's pretty good >have some time to play videogames at home after work and on the weekends. >Stepfather/grandmother/grandfather passed away, last grandmother has early stages of dementia. >Grandfather is still alive. >Parents retired this year, and are still doing fine so far. >Live in quiet solitude. >Have a friend who visits once every few months. >Not sad/depressed. >Health is alright. Not obese--yet. Have some mild tinnitus for the past year. >Just...alright. Everything's just...fine, I guess. I'm kinda bored.
: Anonymous O.K. 07/19/24(Fri) 07:37:09 No.31644326 GF BLOWS YOU UP WITH A HOMEMADE EXPLOSIVE ASMR. based.jpg 93 KB JPG >37 >khv, but tbf never really tried, and have no desire to nor do I want to. >have a job, pays well >No debt, have a house/car. >don't hate it, so it's pretty good >have some time to play videogames at home after work and on the weekends. >Stepfather/grandmother/grandfather passed away, last grandmother has early stages of dementia. >Grandfather is still alive. >Parents retired this year, and are still doing fine so far. >Live in quiet solitude. >Have a friend who visits once every few months. >Not sad/depressed. >Health is alright. Not obese--yet. Have some mild tinnitus for the past year. >Just...alright. Everything's just...fine, I guess. I'm kinda bored.

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In Pod We Trust | /r/Greentext

File: Screenshot(1539).png (632 KB, 802x452) NA LAUDEL ☐ Suicide Doctor Arrested Anonymous (ID: V8mbLrxc 11/02/24(Sat) 15:16:22 No.486664403 >>486664447 >>486664617 >>486665950 >>486666396 >>486666581 >>486666651 >>486666813 >>486667118 >>486667163 >>486667223 >>486667276 >>486667729 >>486667947 >>486668208 >>486668567 >>486668900 >>486670388 >>486675274 >>486677364 >>486677799 >>486677957 >>486678270 >>486678337 >>486678596 >>486678993 >>486679162 >>486679446 >>486679920 >>486680054 >>486680316 >>486680417 >>486680651 >>486681146 >>486681798 >>486681861 >>486682957 >>486683272 >>486683577 >>486684092 >>486687146 >>486687189 30 minutes of strangulation inside the pod. Australian-born Dr Philip Nitschke, 77 - nicknamed Dr Death invented the Sarco, short for sarcophagus. >suicidals BTFO https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14030293/Sarco-suicide- pod-post-mortem-evidence-dark-spot-caught-camera-mysterious- alarm-questions-PAUL-BRACCHI-investigates.html >> Anonymous (ID: V8mbLrxc) 11/02/24(Sat) 15:19:30 No.486664617 >>486667276 >>486667734 >>486668341 >>486670041 >>486677149 >>486677611 >>486678432 >>486678596 >>486678766 >>486679140 >>486679346 >>486680533 >>486681346 >>486682994 >>486683701 >>486684552 >>486684801 File: Screenshot(1540).png (376 KB, 510x506) >>486664403 (OP) >This line of inquiry, the article alleged, came to light at a court hearing when chief prosecutor Peter Sticher is said to have suggested the woman may have been strangled. The claim was based on a phone call from a forensic scientist to investigators a few hours after she had died that she had suffered injuries to her neck. Apparantly she wasn't dying after 30 minutes of struggling so they opened it up and strangled her with hands around her neck. Dr. Death fled the scene. ☐ Anonymous (ID: QTIJaile) 11/02/24(Sat) 16:49:45 No.486670388 >>486675175 >>486675510 >>486677341 >>486677382 >>486664403 (OP). there's something deeply funny about the idea of this guy panicking when he realizes she's not dying, then deciding to just finish the job himself via strangulation "ah f---, what do I do now....guess I gotta strangle this bitch" it's some straight up looney tunes s--- ☐ Anonymous (ID: s0b2X9nY) 11/02/24(Sat) 18:22:19 No.486675274 >>486664403 (OP) >And this is Frank, he will strangle you to death with his big muscular hands if the nitrogen doesn't work. ☐ Anonymous (ID: JvDuqtwx) 11/02/24(Sat) 19:12:12 No.486677799 >>486664403 (OP). >tfw my hecking wholesome futuristic assisted unaliving operation is just the doctor's personal choke people to death legally fetish ☐ Anonymous (ID: G42wFaia) 11/02/24(Sat)21:16:14 No.486683577 >>486664403 (OP) >Australian-born Dr Philip Nitschke Aussies always troll.
File: Screenshot(1539).png (632 KB, 802x452) NA LAUDEL ☐ Suicide Doctor Arrested Anonymous (ID: V8mbLrxc 11/02/24(Sat) 15:16:22 No.486664403 >>486664447 >>486664617 >>486665950 >>486666396 >>486666581 >>486666651 >>486666813 >>486667118 >>486667163 >>486667223 >>486667276 >>486667729 >>486667947 >>486668208 >>486668567 >>486668900 >>486670388 >>486675274 >>486677364 >>486677799 >>486677957 >>486678270 >>486678337 >>486678596 >>486678993 >>486679162 >>486679446 >>486679920 >>486680054 >>486680316 >>486680417 >>486680651 >>486681146 >>486681798 >>486681861 >>486682957 >>486683272 >>486683577 >>486684092 >>486687146 >>486687189 30 minutes of strangulation inside the pod. Australian-born Dr Philip Nitschke, 77 - nicknamed Dr Death invented the Sarco, short for sarcophagus. >suicidals BTFO https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14030293/Sarco-suicide- pod-post-mortem-evidence-dark-spot-caught-camera-mysterious- alarm-questions-PAUL-BRACCHI-investigates.html >> Anonymous (ID: V8mbLrxc) 11/02/24(Sat) 15:19:30 No.486664617 >>486667276 >>486667734 >>486668341 >>486670041 >>486677149 >>486677611 >>486678432 >>486678596 >>486678766 >>486679140 >>486679346 >>486680533 >>486681346 >>486682994 >>486683701 >>486684552 >>486684801 File: Screenshot(1540).png (376 KB, 510x506) >>486664403 (OP) >This line of inquiry, the article alleged, came to light at a court hearing when chief prosecutor Peter Sticher is said to have suggested the woman may have been strangled. The claim was based on a phone call from a forensic scientist to investigators a few hours after she had died that she had suffered injuries to her neck. Apparantly she wasn't dying after 30 minutes of struggling so they opened it up and strangled her with hands around her neck. Dr. Death fled the scene. ☐ Anonymous (ID: QTIJaile) 11/02/24(Sat) 16:49:45 No.486670388 >>486675175 >>486675510 >>486677341 >>486677382 >>486664403 (OP). there's something deeply funny about the idea of this guy panicking when he realizes she's not dying, then deciding to just finish the job himself via strangulation "ah f---, what do I do now....guess I gotta strangle this bitch" it's some straight up looney tunes s--- ☐ Anonymous (ID: s0b2X9nY) 11/02/24(Sat) 18:22:19 No.486675274 >>486664403 (OP) >And this is Frank, he will strangle you to death with his big muscular hands if the nitrogen doesn't work. ☐ Anonymous (ID: JvDuqtwx) 11/02/24(Sat) 19:12:12 No.486677799 >>486664403 (OP). >tfw my hecking wholesome futuristic assisted unaliving operation is just the doctor's personal choke people to death legally fetish ☐ Anonymous (ID: G42wFaia) 11/02/24(Sat)21:16:14 No.486683577 >>486664403 (OP) >Australian-born Dr Philip Nitschke Aussies always troll.

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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼Settings Mobile Home 11/02/24(Sat)14:12:20 No.79328438 330 KB PNG >Be me >Last night >I'm making out with big dicked chad >He proceeds to f--- me in the ass >FeelsGoodMan.jpeg >Wake up to my alarm before he c--- in me >Realise I was having a gay wet dream >Realise I shat all over my bed At least I didn't fail no nut November yet. 83
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼Settings Mobile Home 11/02/24(Sat)14:12:20 No.79328438 330 KB PNG >Be me >Last night >I'm making out with big dicked chad >He proceeds to f--- me in the ass >FeelsGoodMan.jpeg >Wake up to my alarm before he c--- in me >Realise I was having a gay wet dream >Realise I shat all over my bed At least I didn't fail no nut November yet. 83

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The Irish connection | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: m31c1n8p 10/20/24(Sun)22:00:20 No.485416659 11° 10° 9° 8° 7° 6° 55° Letterkenny DONEGAL Lifford Donegal ATLANTIC OCEAN Ballyshannon Carndonagh Buncrana Londonderry NORTHERN IRELAND (U.K.) Belfast SCOTLAND (U.K.) Ballycastle Sligo Dromahair Monaghan Belmullet 8 SLIGO Ballina LEITRIM MONAGHAN 54° Carrick-on Dundalk Cavan MAYO Boyle Shannon Castlebar CAVAN LOUTH IRISH SEA Westport ROSCOMMON LONGFORD Claremorris Drogheda Baltinglass Longford MEATH Skerries Roscommon WESTMEATH Trim 2 Clifden Tuam Mullingar Athlone Swords GALWAY Athenry Maynooth Dublin Ballinasloe Edenderry Galway Ballyvaghan Tullamore Naas 3 Bray OFFALY Loughrea KILDARE Birr .Gort 53° IRELAND LAOIGHIS Portlaoighise WICKLOW Wicklow Ennistimon' Nenagh Ennis Carlow Arklow CLARE TIPPERARY NORTH RIDING CARLOW Kilkee Shannon Kilkenny Limerick KILKENNY LIMERICK TIPPERARY Listowel SOUTH RIDING Newcastle Clonmel Tralee Charleville Enniscorthy WEXFORD New Wexford Ross Rosslare Kanturk Dingle 52° Mallow Waterford WATERFORD KERRY Killarney CORK Dungarvan Cahersiveen Blarney Cork Kenmare Youghal Cobh Bandon, Kinsale Key to numbered Counties 1 DUBLIN COUNTY BOROUGH 2 DUBLIN-FINGAL 3 SOUTH DUBLIN 4 DUN LAOGHAIRE-RATHDOWN Castletownbere Bantry Clonakilty Skibbereen CELTIC SEA 0 20 30 40 mi 60 km 2007 Encyclopædia Britannica, Inc. Ireland.gif 589 KB GIF >Hundreds of years of history >Only contributions to society are alcoholism, violence, and a global plague of ginger people What is wrong with this island?
Anonymous (ID: m31c1n8p 10/20/24(Sun)22:00:20 No.485416659 11° 10° 9° 8° 7° 6° 55° Letterkenny DONEGAL Lifford Donegal ATLANTIC OCEAN Ballyshannon Carndonagh Buncrana Londonderry NORTHERN IRELAND (U.K.) Belfast SCOTLAND (U.K.) Ballycastle Sligo Dromahair Monaghan Belmullet 8 SLIGO Ballina LEITRIM MONAGHAN 54° Carrick-on Dundalk Cavan MAYO Boyle Shannon Castlebar CAVAN LOUTH IRISH SEA Westport ROSCOMMON LONGFORD Claremorris Drogheda Baltinglass Longford MEATH Skerries Roscommon WESTMEATH Trim 2 Clifden Tuam Mullingar Athlone Swords GALWAY Athenry Maynooth Dublin Ballinasloe Edenderry Galway Ballyvaghan Tullamore Naas 3 Bray OFFALY Loughrea KILDARE Birr .Gort 53° IRELAND LAOIGHIS Portlaoighise WICKLOW Wicklow Ennistimon' Nenagh Ennis Carlow Arklow CLARE TIPPERARY NORTH RIDING CARLOW Kilkee Shannon Kilkenny Limerick KILKENNY LIMERICK TIPPERARY Listowel SOUTH RIDING Newcastle Clonmel Tralee Charleville Enniscorthy WEXFORD New Wexford Ross Rosslare Kanturk Dingle 52° Mallow Waterford WATERFORD KERRY Killarney CORK Dungarvan Cahersiveen Blarney Cork Kenmare Youghal Cobh Bandon, Kinsale Key to numbered Counties 1 DUBLIN COUNTY BOROUGH 2 DUBLIN-FINGAL 3 SOUTH DUBLIN 4 DUN LAOGHAIRE-RATHDOWN Castletownbere Bantry Clonakilty Skibbereen CELTIC SEA 0 20 30 40 mi 60 km 2007 Encyclopædia Britannica, Inc. Ireland.gif 589 KB GIF >Hundreds of years of history >Only contributions to society are alcoholism, violence, and a global plague of ginger people What is wrong with this island?

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Anonymous 111 KB JPG 11/02/24(Sat) 14:17:00 No.79325937 >be me >light up a c-------- >as the smoke rises, get that rush - think I'm Snake >gravelly inner monologue kicks in, voice drops an octave >"Kept you waiting, huh?" whisper to no one in particular >scan the room like I'm on a covert mission, everyone's a potential target >take a long drag, eyes narrowed, feel the adrenaline >start moving like I'm sneaking around, hiding behind corners in plain sight >some dude gives me a weird look >"civilian. doesn't know I'm on a mission," mutter under my breath >finish the c--------, feel the Snake fading >walk away, mission complete Next time, I'll be ready
Anonymous 111 KB JPG 11/02/24(Sat) 14:17:00 No.79325937 >be me >light up a c-------- >as the smoke rises, get that rush - think I'm Snake >gravelly inner monologue kicks in, voice drops an octave >"Kept you waiting, huh?" whisper to no one in particular >scan the room like I'm on a covert mission, everyone's a potential target >take a long drag, eyes narrowed, feel the adrenaline >start moving like I'm sneaking around, hiding behind corners in plain sight >some dude gives me a weird look >"civilian. doesn't know I'm on a mission," mutter under my breath >finish the c--------, feel the Snake fading >walk away, mission complete Next time, I'll be ready

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"It's not about money. It's about sending a message." | /r/Greentext

File: joker 2.jpg (62 KB, 1080x918) Joker: You have nothing, nothing to threaten me with Batman: **unzips** Joker: MULTIVERSE SHITPOSTING Oh. ☐ Anonymous 10/27/24(Sun)22:47:35 No.204891364 >>204891393 >>204891442 >The film was a critical and commercial failure, having grossed $193 million on a $190-200 million budget. Was it worth it? ☐ Anonymous 10/27/24(Sun)22:49:55 No.204891393 >>204891364 (OP) You seriously think they wrre trying to make money with Joker 2? ☐ Anonymous 10/27/24(Sun)22:54:17 No.204891442 >>204891364 (OP). >capeshit humiliation ritual i'm glad they made it, people won't look at capeshit the same way for a very long time
File: joker 2.jpg (62 KB, 1080x918) Joker: You have nothing, nothing to threaten me with Batman: **unzips** Joker: MULTIVERSE SHITPOSTING Oh. ☐ Anonymous 10/27/24(Sun)22:47:35 No.204891364 >>204891393 >>204891442 >The film was a critical and commercial failure, having grossed $193 million on a $190-200 million budget. Was it worth it? ☐ Anonymous 10/27/24(Sun)22:49:55 No.204891393 >>204891364 (OP) You seriously think they wrre trying to make money with Joker 2? ☐ Anonymous 10/27/24(Sun)22:54:17 No.204891442 >>204891364 (OP). >capeshit humiliation ritual i'm glad they made it, people won't look at capeshit the same way for a very long time

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: Anonymous 34 KB JPG 11/02/24(Sat)11:46:32 No.79324892 >NOOOO YOU CANT USE AI TO CREATE DEGENERATE SLOP THAT U CAN J------- TOOOO!! >U HAVE TO PAY ME TO MAKE DEGENERATE SLOP THAT TAKES DAYS TO MAKE AN IS THE SAME QUALITY AS A!!!!! ITS WITEWAWWY UNETHICAL!!! Why are artists like this? Is it because they're seething about not being able to make hundreds of dollars off of gooners anymore? : Anonymous >>79324892 (OP) # 11/02/24(Sat)11:48:25 No.79324899 did you really make a thread for a rhetorical question
: Anonymous 34 KB JPG 11/02/24(Sat)11:46:32 No.79324892 >NOOOO YOU CANT USE AI TO CREATE DEGENERATE SLOP THAT U CAN J------- TOOOO!! >U HAVE TO PAY ME TO MAKE DEGENERATE SLOP THAT TAKES DAYS TO MAKE AN IS THE SAME QUALITY AS A!!!!! ITS WITEWAWWY UNETHICAL!!! Why are artists like this? Is it because they're seething about not being able to make hundreds of dollars off of gooners anymore? : Anonymous >>79324892 (OP) # 11/02/24(Sat)11:48:25 No.79324899 did you really make a thread for a rhetorical question

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Anon tells /v/ how it is | /r/Greentext

☐ Anonymous 11/02/24(Sat)00:28:08 No.693533513 >>693533662 >>693533798 >>693533852 >>693534062 >>693534262 File: GZ9GJVqXMAA4vwk.png (250 KB, 586x586) >>693533565 >>693533590 >>693533601 >/v/ claims to be anti censorship. >Constantly complains about the presence of women/black people/ gays in games and try to harass devs on Twitter into not having them. >/v/ claims to be anti cancel culture. >Constantly complains about the previously mentioned games, and even go as far as to buy games just to refund them in order to financially hurt the devs. >/v/complains about games being too "pander-y" when they feature women & minorities. >But constantly whine whenever the protagonist of a game isn't some muscled white dude and gets mad when characters don't look like them, i.e. you want to be pandered to. >/v/complains when black people want more black characters in vidya and tells them to go make their own games. >Gets mad when they actually do make their own games with their own characters i.e. Dustborn & Tales of Kenzera: Zau. >/v/complains whenever a female character isn't designed to look like a supermodel. >Gets mad and cry "HYPERGAMY!" when women apply the same beauty standards in return. >/v/ whines about the vidya industry being stale and never evolving. >Only ever buy AAA games that all look alike or whatever some greasy eceleb shill tells them to buy. Thank god I never had my head poisoned with this stupid s---. I realized whining about "Anti-woke" stuff was f------ stupid a decade ago with the goobergate nonsense, and I was only 17 at the time. I can't imagine being a grown ass man and acting like you guys do.
☐ Anonymous 11/02/24(Sat)00:28:08 No.693533513 >>693533662 >>693533798 >>693533852 >>693534062 >>693534262 File: GZ9GJVqXMAA4vwk.png (250 KB, 586x586) >>693533565 >>693533590 >>693533601 >/v/ claims to be anti censorship. >Constantly complains about the presence of women/black people/ gays in games and try to harass devs on Twitter into not having them. >/v/ claims to be anti cancel culture. >Constantly complains about the previously mentioned games, and even go as far as to buy games just to refund them in order to financially hurt the devs. >/v/complains about games being too "pander-y" when they feature women & minorities. >But constantly whine whenever the protagonist of a game isn't some muscled white dude and gets mad when characters don't look like them, i.e. you want to be pandered to. >/v/complains when black people want more black characters in vidya and tells them to go make their own games. >Gets mad when they actually do make their own games with their own characters i.e. Dustborn & Tales of Kenzera: Zau. >/v/complains whenever a female character isn't designed to look like a supermodel. >Gets mad and cry "HYPERGAMY!" when women apply the same beauty standards in return. >/v/ whines about the vidya industry being stale and never evolving. >Only ever buy AAA games that all look alike or whatever some greasy eceleb shill tells them to buy. Thank god I never had my head poisoned with this stupid s---. I realized whining about "Anti-woke" stuff was f------ stupid a decade ago with the goobergate nonsense, and I was only 17 at the time. I can't imagine being a grown ass man and acting like you guys do.

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: Anonymous I just realized women are now (...) 2.96 MB JPG 10/29/24(Tue)21:31:22 No.79289650 >Go out with chick I'm f------ >Go get drinks at a bar >It's a cool bar. A mix of glass art exhibit, hotel, bar and restaurant. >On her phone taking pics of the drink and food. >Have to nudge her to look at the f------ art >Leave the bar and wander around. >I take pics of cool artwork. >We stop at an Irish pub to end the night >Live Celtic music on a stage >She is on her phone >She turns on Always sunny in Philadelphia "Umm why are you watching a tv show right now? Did you wanna go?" >"No I am having a blast, just we're in an Irish pub and it made me think of the pub in always sunny..." "Could you wait till after we leave maybe?" >Turns off always sunny >Updates status on social media >I figure the night was ruined but I got some cool pics >Am told later that she had an amazing time despite beimg on her phone mist of the night. V .. have become the terminally online gender that never gets off the internet and cries over mean words through a screen
: Anonymous I just realized women are now (...) 2.96 MB JPG 10/29/24(Tue)21:31:22 No.79289650 >Go out with chick I'm f------ >Go get drinks at a bar >It's a cool bar. A mix of glass art exhibit, hotel, bar and restaurant. >On her phone taking pics of the drink and food. >Have to nudge her to look at the f------ art >Leave the bar and wander around. >I take pics of cool artwork. >We stop at an Irish pub to end the night >Live Celtic music on a stage >She is on her phone >She turns on Always sunny in Philadelphia "Umm why are you watching a tv show right now? Did you wanna go?" >"No I am having a blast, just we're in an Irish pub and it made me think of the pub in always sunny..." "Could you wait till after we leave maybe?" >Turns off always sunny >Updates status on social media >I figure the night was ruined but I got some cool pics >Am told later that she had an amazing time despite beimg on her phone mist of the night. V .. have become the terminally online gender that never gets off the internet and cries over mean words through a screen

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Anon is still salty about his School crush | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 119 KB JPG >start scrolling 11/01/24(Fri)19:16:15 No.79319733 >be me >have bad day >mad about the fact that I am 24 years old and still a virgin, never went to college, have no driving license and am stuck in a dead end job in my hometown >log into Facebook just for fun >see that the girl who rejected me back in school died >she had a car accident with her son and daughter >all three of them are dead >suddenly start smiling >day is not so bad anymore HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Rest In Piss Roastie
Anonymous 119 KB JPG >start scrolling 11/01/24(Fri)19:16:15 No.79319733 >be me >have bad day >mad about the fact that I am 24 years old and still a virgin, never went to college, have no driving license and am stuck in a dead end job in my hometown >log into Facebook just for fun >see that the girl who rejected me back in school died >she had a car accident with her son and daughter >all three of them are dead >suddenly start smiling >day is not so bad anymore HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Rest In Piss Roastie

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Trans anon receives a gun | /r/Greentext

Anonymous DONT TREAD ON ME 112 KB PNG 11/01/24(Fri)11:08:50 No.926805712 >24 mtf trans >match with a guy on grindr >51m, has an honest to god mansion >I show up and we f--- >he lights a c-------- afterward and goes on this out of pocket rant about the government and the NAP and the election season >ends it with "and so retards are gonna come after trannies like you" >asks if I have a gun, I say no >he tells me to put my clothes on >leads me deeper into his mansion >into a beautiful gun room >5 separate racks clearly sorted by a sperg's touch >hands me a revolver, showing me what each part does >end up firing guns in this guy's backyard for the rest of the day >he tells me to keep the pistol, says I'll need it Libertarians are the biggest wildcards, man. Guy gave me a $1400 Smith and Wesson and all I had to do was f--- him once ⠀ Anonymous >>926805712 (OP) # 11/01/24(Fri)11:10:32 No.926805777 I'm the guy. I gave the t----- the gun because i know the statistics. >>926805829 # >>926805858 #
Anonymous DONT TREAD ON ME 112 KB PNG 11/01/24(Fri)11:08:50 No.926805712 >24 mtf trans >match with a guy on grindr >51m, has an honest to god mansion >I show up and we f--- >he lights a c-------- afterward and goes on this out of pocket rant about the government and the NAP and the election season >ends it with "and so retards are gonna come after trannies like you" >asks if I have a gun, I say no >he tells me to put my clothes on >leads me deeper into his mansion >into a beautiful gun room >5 separate racks clearly sorted by a sperg's touch >hands me a revolver, showing me what each part does >end up firing guns in this guy's backyard for the rest of the day >he tells me to keep the pistol, says I'll need it Libertarians are the biggest wildcards, man. Guy gave me a $1400 Smith and Wesson and all I had to do was f--- him once ⠀ Anonymous >>926805712 (OP) # 11/01/24(Fri)11:10:32 No.926805777 I'm the guy. I gave the t----- the gun because i know the statistics. >>926805829 # >>926805858 #

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Anon thought he could impress his crush | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 458 KB JPG 11/01/24(Fri)18:35:43 No. 11850025 >be me >see Gucci shoes online >decide to buy them, gonna impress my crush at work >walk in feeling like a king >**{Reaction Speed}**: Yup, they're all looking at me. She's definitely noticing me. >crush walks by, doesn't even look >someone says "Nice fake, bro." >everyone laughs >**{Shivers}**: What the f---? >turns out they think the shoes are fake >crush still doesn't care, keeps walking >**{Inland Empire}**: You thought you could just buy respect? You really thought this would work?
Anonymous 458 KB JPG 11/01/24(Fri)18:35:43 No. 11850025 >be me >see Gucci shoes online >decide to buy them, gonna impress my crush at work >walk in feeling like a king >**{Reaction Speed}**: Yup, they're all looking at me. She's definitely noticing me. >crush walks by, doesn't even look >someone says "Nice fake, bro." >everyone laughs >**{Shivers}**: What the f---? >turns out they think the shoes are fake >crush still doesn't care, keeps walking >**{Inland Empire}**: You thought you could just buy respect? You really thought this would work?

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Anonymous How the f--- do i stop feeling(...) 07/19/24(Fri)07:00:13 No.31644145 1b77fed7950104d5069848cbf8f9e5c4.jpg 37 KB JPG > bmi 27 due to s----- medication weight gain > restrict to 1000 calories each day > get to bmi 23 > stop losing weight out of nowhere > feel way more fatter than i did when i was fat as f---, can't do anything without feeling massive
Anonymous How the f--- do i stop feeling(...) 07/19/24(Fri)07:00:13 No.31644145 1b77fed7950104d5069848cbf8f9e5c4.jpg 37 KB JPG > bmi 27 due to s----- medication weight gain > restrict to 1000 calories each day > get to bmi 23 > stop losing weight out of nowhere > feel way more fatter than i did when i was fat as f---, can't do anything without feeling massive

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Light just take the L. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/31/24(Thu)13:39:30 No.272669895 DEATH NOTE dn.jpg 201 KB JPG >could just kill people in absolute anonymity while sitting at home eating potato chips all day >somehow still gets caught Is he retarded?
Anonymous 10/31/24(Thu)13:39:30 No.272669895 DEATH NOTE dn.jpg 201 KB JPG >could just kill people in absolute anonymity while sitting at home eating potato chips all day >somehow still gets caught Is he retarded?

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Anon gets BTFO’d | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Why are people so mean online? 509 KB PNG 10/31/24(Thu)21:36:10 No.693429748 >playing deadlock >I die and teammate gets mad and says "I bet you also suck in real life too. >I bet you work minimum wage with no girlfriend. >I respond and tell him that I bet he never touched a woman >he says that he's touching one right now >brings her on the mic and she calls me an incel >she starts giggling and moaning on the mic as he touches her >mfw I actually AM an incel. >lose motivation to keep playing >she says on the mic "are you crying right now? THIS LITTLE BITCH IS CRYING LOL" Why are some of you guys so mean to other people in games.
Anonymous Why are people so mean online? 509 KB PNG 10/31/24(Thu)21:36:10 No.693429748 >playing deadlock >I die and teammate gets mad and says "I bet you also suck in real life too. >I bet you work minimum wage with no girlfriend. >I respond and tell him that I bet he never touched a woman >he says that he's touching one right now >brings her on the mic and she calls me an incel >she starts giggling and moaning on the mic as he touches her >mfw I actually AM an incel. >lose motivation to keep playing >she says on the mic "are you crying right now? THIS LITTLE BITCH IS CRYING LOL" Why are some of you guys so mean to other people in games.

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That waggie is definitely not gonna last long. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Morning coffee 200 KB PNG 10/31/24(Thu)20:26:17 No.926781955 >be me >on morning work commute >stop at coffee chain >gay retard working the register >make my order >pay with $50 bill >gay retard gives me too much change >attempt to do the moral thing >give back money >tell gay retard he gave me too much >gay retard pauses >thinking.jpeg >you could see steam coming from his ears >gives back even more money than last time >say nothing >just pocket money >take order an leave >mfw I made a $37 profit from ordering a $6 dollar coffee I guess the whole incompetency crisis isn't so bad after all
Anonymous Morning coffee 200 KB PNG 10/31/24(Thu)20:26:17 No.926781955 >be me >on morning work commute >stop at coffee chain >gay retard working the register >make my order >pay with $50 bill >gay retard gives me too much change >attempt to do the moral thing >give back money >tell gay retard he gave me too much >gay retard pauses >thinking.jpeg >you could see steam coming from his ears >gives back even more money than last time >say nothing >just pocket money >take order an leave >mfw I made a $37 profit from ordering a $6 dollar coffee I guess the whole incompetency crisis isn't so bad after all

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Anon becomes wolverine | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/23/24(Wed)03:30:35 No.204765370 wolverine.jpg 91 KB JPG >Short wolverine scene >All girls in audience burst out laughing >"OMG, HE'S UNDER 6' AHAHAHAHA!" >"EWW, WHY IS WOLVERINE AN INGEL?" >"YOU CAN TELL HE'S A VIRGIN LOL!" >Try to get up to leave >They can tell I'm 5'10 and they start throwing popcorn and soda at me >Entire theater boos as I try to run away >Trip and fall down >Girl looks down and says "you'll never have me" Why are movies always like this nowadays? I didn't choose to be born this way.
Anonymous 10/23/24(Wed)03:30:35 No.204765370 wolverine.jpg 91 KB JPG >Short wolverine scene >All girls in audience burst out laughing >"OMG, HE'S UNDER 6' AHAHAHAHA!" >"EWW, WHY IS WOLVERINE AN INGEL?" >"YOU CAN TELL HE'S A VIRGIN LOL!" >Try to get up to leave >They can tell I'm 5'10 and they start throwing popcorn and soda at me >Entire theater boos as I try to run away >Trip and fall down >Girl looks down and says "you'll never have me" Why are movies always like this nowadays? I didn't choose to be born this way.

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