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: Anonymous 07/24/18(Tue)11:29:46 No.47026906 >girl shows interest in me >literally can't stop laughing at her abysmal ability to select mates 206 KB PNG
: Anonymous 07/24/18(Tue)11:29:46 No.47026906 >girl shows interest in me >literally can't stop laughing at her abysmal ability to select mates 206 KB PNG

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Hank is diesel. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/21/22(Mon)17:14:04 No.873142473 >Be me >Hank The Tank >500lbs >Absolute unit >Break into 28 homes >lgnore the homeowners and eat their food 83 KB JPG >Exit the home >lgnore the numerous traps left out to catch me by State Wildlife Officials >Never go into hibernation
: Anonymous 02/21/22(Mon)17:14:04 No.873142473 >Be me >Hank The Tank >500lbs >Absolute unit >Break into 28 homes >lgnore the homeowners and eat their food 83 KB JPG >Exit the home >lgnore the numerous traps left out to catch me by State Wildlife Officials >Never go into hibernation

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Anon meets cute girl. | /r/Greentext

True story >Be me >Be 30 mins ago >Be virgin >Feelsbaman >Meet cute girl >Drive to girls house, watch some GOT and then we head up to her room 75.0 kB JPG >oHshit.avi >She starts kissing me >next thing i know im eating her out >Think about the stupid post where someone made a girl c-- by spelling out 'AyyLmao' on her vagina. >Laugh >Erection lost >Dosent come back Why did i loose my best opportunity to loose my virginity thanks to you f---.
True story >Be me >Be 30 mins ago >Be virgin >Feelsbaman >Meet cute girl >Drive to girls house, watch some GOT and then we head up to her room 75.0 kB JPG >oHshit.avi >She starts kissing me >next thing i know im eating her out >Think about the stupid post where someone made a girl c-- by spelling out 'AyyLmao' on her vagina. >Laugh >Erection lost >Dosent come back Why did i loose my best opportunity to loose my virginity thanks to you f---.

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And then everyone stood up and clapped. | /r/Greentext

File: 1CBBE644-1143-40E7-A97B-1(..).jpg (225 KB, 1440x1800) O Playing the long-game for p---- Anonymous 02/22/22(Tue)04:26:12 No.25907414 > >25908119>>2590827 1 >>25908778 >be me >I like big butts and always have >l also have an Asian fetish >naturally, I can't get what I want >l used to go on African Dating sites in the very early 2000's >strung along a lot of women, got pictures of their big butts >back at home, there was no supply of that on hand besides a male friend >we had worked out together a lot and he just exploded in the right places >butterface with just an bubble butt that couldn't stop growing >even though he made me question my sexuality, I'm not gay and I had a solution >l flew the curviest, most sexy African girl out to the college I studied at >I told her to pretend she was a foreign exchange student and set her up with that guy >this guy was a virgin, so I gave him a condom I had poked a hole in >he came, I sent her back home, she later told me she was pregnant >1 pretended like it was mine and she went along with it, so I've paid small amounts of money monthly to keep the child in good health >she's a girl and she's turning 18 next week >her body is incredible >pants-busting ass, rippling abdominals, thick Asian legs, and C cup t--- >l've gifted her mother a large sum of money (by their standards) to fly her out to me once she's 18 >I have created the hottest woman I have ever seen I mentioned this to my therapist and she about lost her s---, saying it was the most advanced case of grooming she had ever heard of. Me personally, I don't believe it's that bad, since it's been consensual the entire time. Anonymous 02/22/22(Tue)06:05:21 No.25908100 ► Epic absolutely epic based and gamerpilled
File: 1CBBE644-1143-40E7-A97B-1(..).jpg (225 KB, 1440x1800) O Playing the long-game for p---- Anonymous 02/22/22(Tue)04:26:12 No.25907414 > >25908119>>2590827 1 >>25908778 >be me >I like big butts and always have >l also have an Asian fetish >naturally, I can't get what I want >l used to go on African Dating sites in the very early 2000's >strung along a lot of women, got pictures of their big butts >back at home, there was no supply of that on hand besides a male friend >we had worked out together a lot and he just exploded in the right places >butterface with just an bubble butt that couldn't stop growing >even though he made me question my sexuality, I'm not gay and I had a solution >l flew the curviest, most sexy African girl out to the college I studied at >I told her to pretend she was a foreign exchange student and set her up with that guy >this guy was a virgin, so I gave him a condom I had poked a hole in >he came, I sent her back home, she later told me she was pregnant >1 pretended like it was mine and she went along with it, so I've paid small amounts of money monthly to keep the child in good health >she's a girl and she's turning 18 next week >her body is incredible >pants-busting ass, rippling abdominals, thick Asian legs, and C cup t--- >l've gifted her mother a large sum of money (by their standards) to fly her out to me once she's 18 >I have created the hottest woman I have ever seen I mentioned this to my therapist and she about lost her s---, saying it was the most advanced case of grooming she had ever heard of. Me personally, I don't believe it's that bad, since it's been consensual the entire time. Anonymous 02/22/22(Tue)06:05:21 No.25908100 ► Epic absolutely epic based and gamerpilled

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Anon sums up the human evolution | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/12/22(Sat)07:43:30 No.4070008 Large Anomalocaris compared to a 1.8 meter tall person. 2 DIMENSIONS IN METERS ©www.prehistoric-wildlife.com 09-06-2020 anomalocaris-Size.jpg| 74 KB JPG >literally just grow bigger than the other fish >dominate the planet
: Anonymous 02/12/22(Sat)07:43:30 No.4070008 Large Anomalocaris compared to a 1.8 meter tall person. 2 DIMENSIONS IN METERS ©www.prehistoric-wildlife.com 09-06-2020 anomalocaris-Size.jpg| 74 KB JPG >literally just grow bigger than the other fish >dominate the planet

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Anon shares his mother’s hobby with us. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: ZkJcJf/a) 02/17/22(Thu)15:38:17 No.361665969 >>361659213 (OP) # I knew a milf that had sex with retards. It was her hobby and she was open about it. She told me that it felt wonderful being able to provide romantic love and intimacy for people who struggled so hard to understand the world. The way she described it was that it was like being f----- by an animal, since they operate on instinct when it comes to sex. Most are chronic masturbators and are desensitized to sustained contact, so retards f--- hard and long, and they're very selfish in bed. She enjoyed seducing them and the way they reacted when she let on that she was serious and wanted them to mount her. She told me that she never used condoms when she had sex with retards, not because she liked them, but because it was degrading and thrilling for such a terribly misshapen person to c-- inside of her and get her pregnant. According to her, she had aborted 15 retard babies over the years. Think about that. Think about how much sex with retards she had to have been having to get knocked up with downy sperm 15 times. She was incredibly hot even at 45 but after knowing that possibly a hundred or more retards had their way with her and had c-- inside her, I couldn't bring myself to have sex with her. She seemed really into me though, and I'm not really sure why. >>361666359 # >>361666415 # >>361684783 # >>361701025 # >>361702240 # >>361702499 # >>361702642 # >>361703054 # >>361703857 # >>361707062 # >>361707216 # >>361707471 # >>361707697 # >>361707746 # >>361707772 # >>361707832 #
: Anonymous (ID: ZkJcJf/a) 02/17/22(Thu)15:38:17 No.361665969 >>361659213 (OP) # I knew a milf that had sex with retards. It was her hobby and she was open about it. She told me that it felt wonderful being able to provide romantic love and intimacy for people who struggled so hard to understand the world. The way she described it was that it was like being f----- by an animal, since they operate on instinct when it comes to sex. Most are chronic masturbators and are desensitized to sustained contact, so retards f--- hard and long, and they're very selfish in bed. She enjoyed seducing them and the way they reacted when she let on that she was serious and wanted them to mount her. She told me that she never used condoms when she had sex with retards, not because she liked them, but because it was degrading and thrilling for such a terribly misshapen person to c-- inside of her and get her pregnant. According to her, she had aborted 15 retard babies over the years. Think about that. Think about how much sex with retards she had to have been having to get knocked up with downy sperm 15 times. She was incredibly hot even at 45 but after knowing that possibly a hundred or more retards had their way with her and had c-- inside her, I couldn't bring myself to have sex with her. She seemed really into me though, and I'm not really sure why. >>361666359 # >>361666415 # >>361684783 # >>361701025 # >>361702240 # >>361702499 # >>361702642 # >>361703054 # >>361703857 # >>361707062 # >>361707216 # >>361707471 # >>361707697 # >>361707746 # >>361707772 # >>361707832 #

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Anon is Tom Hanks | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/21/22(Mon)14:41:11 No.873123442 >be me >Tom Hanks >make $60 million by pretending to be retarded for Forrest Gump Why are you not doing this to make money Anons? You don't even need to act retarded, just be 647 KB JPG yourself.
: Anonymous 02/21/22(Mon)14:41:11 No.873123442 >be me >Tom Hanks >make $60 million by pretending to be retarded for Forrest Gump Why are you not doing this to make money Anons? You don't even need to act retarded, just be 647 KB JPG yourself.

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Anon is a good singer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/08/19(Fri)20:30:51 No.55252651 I JUST CAAALLED TO SAAAAY I LOOOVE YOUUUU 28 KB JPG : Anonymous 11/08/19(Fri)20:33:45 No.55252698 >>55252651 (OP) # damn anon, you have such a beautiful voice 181 KB PNG
: Anonymous 11/08/19(Fri)20:30:51 No.55252651 I JUST CAAALLED TO SAAAAY I LOOOVE YOUUUU 28 KB JPG : Anonymous 11/08/19(Fri)20:33:45 No.55252698 >>55252651 (OP) # damn anon, you have such a beautiful voice 181 KB PNG

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Anon makes good pizza | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/31/18(Sat)03:07:57 No.764293421 >be me >neet loser >hate myself >not good at anything >it's pizza friday >my mom makes the pizza dough, and i make the rest of it 69 KB JPG >mom usually doesn't have pizza >eat my pizza upstairs in my room >tasty.png >go downstairs for more >my mom calls me into her room >"hey anon, i ate some of you pizza, hope you don't mind >whatever.avi >"you make really good pizzas anon. they're the best i've ever tasted" >mom makes my bro try some of the pizza >he loves it aswell >mfw i'm actually OK at something Love you mom.
: Anonymous 03/31/18(Sat)03:07:57 No.764293421 >be me >neet loser >hate myself >not good at anything >it's pizza friday >my mom makes the pizza dough, and i make the rest of it 69 KB JPG >mom usually doesn't have pizza >eat my pizza upstairs in my room >tasty.png >go downstairs for more >my mom calls me into her room >"hey anon, i ate some of you pizza, hope you don't mind >whatever.avi >"you make really good pizzas anon. they're the best i've ever tasted" >mom makes my bro try some of the pizza >he loves it aswell >mfw i'm actually OK at something Love you mom.

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Anon tips generously | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/20/22(Sun)22:47:23 No.65656239 >>65653957 (OP) # >go to bar alone >bartender mirin >catch her eye a couple times and she keeps checking on me 15 KB JPG >smiles a lot too >should be an easy f--- >leave $20 tip with my number written on it >she never calls >receipt has her first name and first letter of last name >find her instagram >rub one out to her selfies and the block her >never go back to that bar all women are w-----. >>65656265 # >>65656297 # >>65656363 # >>65656378 # >>65656392 # >>65656405 # >>65657215 # >>65657353 # >>65657402 # >>65658703 # >>65660039 # >>65661097 #
: Anonymous 02/20/22(Sun)22:47:23 No.65656239 >>65653957 (OP) # >go to bar alone >bartender mirin >catch her eye a couple times and she keeps checking on me 15 KB JPG >smiles a lot too >should be an easy f--- >leave $20 tip with my number written on it >she never calls >receipt has her first name and first letter of last name >find her instagram >rub one out to her selfies and the block her >never go back to that bar all women are w-----. >>65656265 # >>65656297 # >>65656363 # >>65656378 # >>65656392 # >>65656405 # >>65657215 # >>65657353 # >>65657402 # >>65658703 # >>65660039 # >>65661097 #

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so THATS the source of it all | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/20/22(Sun) 16:15:27 No.873065068 >McDonald's was invented in 1955 >Americans after 1955 101 KB JPG
: Anonymous 02/20/22(Sun) 16:15:27 No.873065068 >McDonald's was invented in 1955 >Americans after 1955 101 KB JPG

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Anons band | /r/Greentext

File: fren jam.gif (60 KB, 753x184) Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)12:04:07 No.8478409 >Ba Da Da Da >Ba Da Da Da >Dun Dun Da Da >Ba Da Da Da >Ba Da Da Da >Ba Da Da Da >Dun Dun Da Da >Ba Da Da Da >Ba Da Da Da >Ba Da Da Da >Dun Dun Da Da >Ba Da Da Da >Ba Da Da Da >Ba Da Da Da >Dun Dun Da Da >Ba Da Da Da Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)12:05:42 No.847841044 >>847840991 (OP) thanks anon O Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)12:15:10 No.847841315 ► File: 1611116791333 gif (615 KB, 284x250) >GUITAR SOLO! >Wee Wow Wow Wow >Wee Wee Wow Wow >Wee Wee Wee Wee >Wow Wow Wow Wow O Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)12:17:14 No.847841374 >>847840991 (OP). T-T Beautiful performance anon!!! O Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)12:26:21 No.847841675 File: 122733239 281422292552714(..).jpg (20 KB, 384x384) >Hello darkness, my old friend >l've come to talk with you again >Because a vision softly creeping >Left its seeds while I was sleeping O Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)12:42:15 No.847842225 File: microphone-clip-art-micro(.).jpg (150 KB, 800x1235) Join the fun fren! O Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)12:49:30 No.847842451 File: 1582135965705.jpg (38 KB, 1024x511) >>847842564 WHOAAAAA BLACK N----- PAM BADAM WHOAAAAA BLACK N----- PAM BADAM O Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)12:52:19 No.847842564 File: 1611127580377.jpg (9 KB, 270x186) >>847842451 noooooooo Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)12:55:19 No.847842683 File: 1611116644248.jpg (11 KB, 225x225) I love this thread
File: fren jam.gif (60 KB, 753x184) Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)12:04:07 No.8478409 >Ba Da Da Da >Ba Da Da Da >Dun Dun Da Da >Ba Da Da Da >Ba Da Da Da >Ba Da Da Da >Dun Dun Da Da >Ba Da Da Da >Ba Da Da Da >Ba Da Da Da >Dun Dun Da Da >Ba Da Da Da >Ba Da Da Da >Ba Da Da Da >Dun Dun Da Da >Ba Da Da Da Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)12:05:42 No.847841044 >>847840991 (OP) thanks anon O Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)12:15:10 No.847841315 ► File: 1611116791333 gif (615 KB, 284x250) >GUITAR SOLO! >Wee Wow Wow Wow >Wee Wee Wow Wow >Wee Wee Wee Wee >Wow Wow Wow Wow O Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)12:17:14 No.847841374 >>847840991 (OP). T-T Beautiful performance anon!!! O Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)12:26:21 No.847841675 File: 122733239 281422292552714(..).jpg (20 KB, 384x384) >Hello darkness, my old friend >l've come to talk with you again >Because a vision softly creeping >Left its seeds while I was sleeping O Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)12:42:15 No.847842225 File: microphone-clip-art-micro(.).jpg (150 KB, 800x1235) Join the fun fren! O Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)12:49:30 No.847842451 File: 1582135965705.jpg (38 KB, 1024x511) >>847842564 WHOAAAAA BLACK N----- PAM BADAM WHOAAAAA BLACK N----- PAM BADAM O Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)12:52:19 No.847842564 File: 1611127580377.jpg (9 KB, 270x186) >>847842451 noooooooo Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)12:55:19 No.847842683 File: 1611116644248.jpg (11 KB, 225x225) I love this thread

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: Anonymous Traumatizing Childhood Stories(...) 06/01/20(Mon)20:21:02 No.58447994 >little brother is diagnosed, by a professional, with severe depression >Boomer dad is convinced he's just being a little bitch >"stop acting sad all the f------ THe iN At er fatM Qure 236 KB PNG time" x100 >dad locks him out of the house so he'll "learn to be normal" >dad tosses his medication away because medicine is expensive >only let's him take his meds when our school finds out and gets CPS involved >dad makes a scene every time we take him to the doctors >little bro can't take it anymore >tells him he can't take this s--- anymore >dad slams his gun on the living room table >"If you're really so f------ sad you'd kill yourself!" >BANG >rip, little buddy >mom running from the kitchen screaming >dad being put in handcuffs screaming "it wasn't my fault" >taken out of school for a bit and into therapy >dad still swears to this day it was the doctors medication that made Daniel kill himself It's been ten f------ years and it still eats away at me. There's nothing worse than being born to dumb f------ parents.
: Anonymous Traumatizing Childhood Stories(...) 06/01/20(Mon)20:21:02 No.58447994 >little brother is diagnosed, by a professional, with severe depression >Boomer dad is convinced he's just being a little bitch >"stop acting sad all the f------ THe iN At er fatM Qure 236 KB PNG time" x100 >dad locks him out of the house so he'll "learn to be normal" >dad tosses his medication away because medicine is expensive >only let's him take his meds when our school finds out and gets CPS involved >dad makes a scene every time we take him to the doctors >little bro can't take it anymore >tells him he can't take this s--- anymore >dad slams his gun on the living room table >"If you're really so f------ sad you'd kill yourself!" >BANG >rip, little buddy >mom running from the kitchen screaming >dad being put in handcuffs screaming "it wasn't my fault" >taken out of school for a bit and into therapy >dad still swears to this day it was the doctors medication that made Daniel kill himself It's been ten f------ years and it still eats away at me. There's nothing worse than being born to dumb f------ parents.

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Anon cannot be fooled | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/23/15(Wed)22:56:01 No.642863132 >>642860186 (OP) # >work at liqour store >see obviously underage girls enter and rush to the back >hear them whispering and discussing what to get >they grab heaven hill vodka >they try and check out and I ask for l'd >they "lost" it but one says her dad says its ok she's 22 >laugh at them and tell them gtfo >same girl tells me her dad is rich blah blah >they leave and I start eating a pickle in a bag >drive thru bell rings >walk over and see its the same girls >they freak out one says that there should have been someone else >I stare at them eating my pickle >they speed off >good pickle
: Anonymous 09/23/15(Wed)22:56:01 No.642863132 >>642860186 (OP) # >work at liqour store >see obviously underage girls enter and rush to the back >hear them whispering and discussing what to get >they grab heaven hill vodka >they try and check out and I ask for l'd >they "lost" it but one says her dad says its ok she's 22 >laugh at them and tell them gtfo >same girl tells me her dad is rich blah blah >they leave and I start eating a pickle in a bag >drive thru bell rings >walk over and see its the same girls >they freak out one says that there should have been someone else >I stare at them eating my pickle >they speed off >good pickle

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Anon took AncestryDNA | /r/Greentext

> be me > racist af > took AncestryDNA > got 3% Nigerian > im now Volunteer at NAACP 68 KB PNG
> be me > racist af > took AncestryDNA > got 3% Nigerian > im now Volunteer at NAACP 68 KB PNG

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Anon isn't invited | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/21/22(Mon)00:41:32 No.67511737 >match with girl on tinder >hitting it off pretty well >invites me over to her place to watch movies >come over >she's completely opposite in person, cold and unresponsive 273 KB PNG >make small talk, she gives me one word responses >take it to the bedroom >we're lying in bed watching tv >notice her body language, ask if she's in the mood to do anything >"Not really, I'm tired." >"ok do you want to cuddle or something." >"Not really" >mfw >fall asleep next to this chick >leave in the morning without saying anything >check snapchat >see pictures of my friend getting married >didn't even get an invite What's the best website to livestream my suicide Also share s----- Tinder stories to make me feel less miserable : Anonymous 02/21/22(Mon)00:45:01 No.67511766 >>67511737 (OP) # >Also share s----- Tinder stories to make me feel less miserable Jokes on you, never used it. But anon, we all go through bad stuff. Don't kill yourself over it yada yada you know the deal.
: Anonymous 02/21/22(Mon)00:41:32 No.67511737 >match with girl on tinder >hitting it off pretty well >invites me over to her place to watch movies >come over >she's completely opposite in person, cold and unresponsive 273 KB PNG >make small talk, she gives me one word responses >take it to the bedroom >we're lying in bed watching tv >notice her body language, ask if she's in the mood to do anything >"Not really, I'm tired." >"ok do you want to cuddle or something." >"Not really" >mfw >fall asleep next to this chick >leave in the morning without saying anything >check snapchat >see pictures of my friend getting married >didn't even get an invite What's the best website to livestream my suicide Also share s----- Tinder stories to make me feel less miserable : Anonymous 02/21/22(Mon)00:45:01 No.67511766 >>67511737 (OP) # >Also share s----- Tinder stories to make me feel less miserable Jokes on you, never used it. But anon, we all go through bad stuff. Don't kill yourself over it yada yada you know the deal.

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