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: Anonymous 02/23/22(Wed)02:50:40 No.873197796 >Be 12, living with abusive uncle and auntie >We lived on an old farm, no animals just fields >My uncle goes off to a market and comes back with this filthy ass horse >Says it's bred from some old bloke's 4 KB PNG prize stallion >Auntie loves it for some reason, coz it's all muddy she calls it "Dirty". She was a bit f----- up like that. I, being a countryside f--, liked horses and riding them >Then they turned on me saying "If we ever catch you riding our f------ horse then we will beat the living s--- out of you" >They meant it, they'd done it before >Few days later, I'm messing in the fields with some old tractor tire I found >Dirty is just eating grass and s--- next to me >Auntie and uncle come out every few minutes to make sure I'm not riding the horse >Get bored and climb inside the tire >Tire starts moving (field wasn't flat) >Can't stop. >Auntie and uncle come outside to check on me >They see me rollin' >They hatin' >Patrolling >Trying to catch me riding Dirty
: Anonymous 02/23/22(Wed)02:50:40 No.873197796 >Be 12, living with abusive uncle and auntie >We lived on an old farm, no animals just fields >My uncle goes off to a market and comes back with this filthy ass horse >Says it's bred from some old bloke's 4 KB PNG prize stallion >Auntie loves it for some reason, coz it's all muddy she calls it "Dirty". She was a bit f----- up like that. I, being a countryside f--, liked horses and riding them >Then they turned on me saying "If we ever catch you riding our f------ horse then we will beat the living s--- out of you" >They meant it, they'd done it before >Few days later, I'm messing in the fields with some old tractor tire I found >Dirty is just eating grass and s--- next to me >Auntie and uncle come out every few minutes to make sure I'm not riding the horse >Get bored and climb inside the tire >Tire starts moving (field wasn't flat) >Can't stop. >Auntie and uncle come outside to check on me >They see me rollin' >They hatin' >Patrolling >Trying to catch me riding Dirty

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Anon's Hell | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/23/18(Fri)08:28:33 No.763505173 My life f------ sucks and I'm seriously considering suicide >live in small town >work in fast food because l'm still trying to graduate >coworker is a cynical a------ who constantly mocks me and 253 KB PNG will one day do something f------ amazing with his life >boss pays less than minimum wage and I barely get paid and he uses the "tip" excuse >Only friend is actually low functioning autistic and gets paid off by parents to pay rent >All we ever do is dumb s--- >keep failing my driver's license so I can't kill| myself that way,or drive off and never look back >The worst part is... I live in a pineapple under the sea
: Anonymous 03/23/18(Fri)08:28:33 No.763505173 My life f------ sucks and I'm seriously considering suicide >live in small town >work in fast food because l'm still trying to graduate >coworker is a cynical a------ who constantly mocks me and 253 KB PNG will one day do something f------ amazing with his life >boss pays less than minimum wage and I barely get paid and he uses the "tip" excuse >Only friend is actually low functioning autistic and gets paid off by parents to pay rent >All we ever do is dumb s--- >keep failing my driver's license so I can't kill| myself that way,or drive off and never look back >The worst part is... I live in a pineapple under the sea

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Anon goes on a field trip | /r/Greentext

No.772995598 06/30/18(Sat)05:29:45 R14kkDj.jpg JPG 35.1 KiB 657x527 >be me >be in 5th grade >class is planning field trip, need money >everyone needs to bring 20 dollars >go home, ask mom for 30 dollars so I can have 10 dollars extra for myself >mom doesn't believe me, goes to friend's house who lives on the same street >ohshit.gif >comes back angry, saying I need to pay more attention in class meetings >tfw I found out my friend told his parents that he needed 50 dollars
No.772995598 06/30/18(Sat)05:29:45 R14kkDj.jpg JPG 35.1 KiB 657x527 >be me >be in 5th grade >class is planning field trip, need money >everyone needs to bring 20 dollars >go home, ask mom for 30 dollars so I can have 10 dollars extra for myself >mom doesn't believe me, goes to friend's house who lives on the same street >ohshit.gif >comes back angry, saying I need to pay more attention in class meetings >tfw I found out my friend told his parents that he needed 50 dollars

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Anon dislikes Germans. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: ihbJeRXL ) I 02/23/22(Wed)03:16:16 No.362594484 >starts ww1 >starts ww2 >creates the eu >cut off nuclear energy in the middle of energy crisis >cut off gas pipeline in the middle of energy crisis Why is this race so destructive 77 KB PNG Anonymous (ID: x2EFxpES ) 02/23/22(Wed)03:19:19 No.362594718 >>362594484 (OP). They also invented communism and organized the first communist Revolution
Anonymous (ID: ihbJeRXL ) I 02/23/22(Wed)03:16:16 No.362594484 >starts ww1 >starts ww2 >creates the eu >cut off nuclear energy in the middle of energy crisis >cut off gas pipeline in the middle of energy crisis Why is this race so destructive 77 KB PNG Anonymous (ID: x2EFxpES ) 02/23/22(Wed)03:19:19 No.362594718 >>362594484 (OP). They also invented communism and organized the first communist Revolution

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Americans do celebratory conga | /r/Greentext

At least 17 dead in US school shooting US & CANADA 1518715783500.jpg 583 KB JPG >be american >17 people die >American students do a celebratory conga
At least 17 dead in US school shooting US & CANADA 1518715783500.jpg 583 KB JPG >be american >17 people die >American students do a celebratory conga

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Anon sends Muslims to hell | /r/Greentext

story time /b/ >be me >9 years old and in 4th grade >my 2 closest friends were a pair of twins >they're muslim >one day at lunch i had pizza rolls 79 KB PNG >one of them asks "hey anon, can we have a pizza roll" >i gladly give them one >fast forward to now and me being 15 >i realize my mom only gave me pepperoni pizza rolls >i gave them pork >mfw i gave them a ticket straight to hell
story time /b/ >be me >9 years old and in 4th grade >my 2 closest friends were a pair of twins >they're muslim >one day at lunch i had pizza rolls 79 KB PNG >one of them asks "hey anon, can we have a pizza roll" >i gladly give them one >fast forward to now and me being 15 >i realize my mom only gave me pepperoni pizza rolls >i gave them pork >mfw i gave them a ticket straight to hell

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Anon actually cares. | /r/Greentext


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Immaculate ejaculate | /r/Greentext


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Anon's two cents | /r/Greentext


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They will never learn | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/29/19(Mon)12:55:52 No.80582844 >be me >be 5"5 manlet >dating a 6"3 girl >everytime we get into an argument she just lifts me up and puts me on this high cupboard >cant leave untill i say sorry to her 25 KB PNG
: Anonymous 07/29/19(Mon)12:55:52 No.80582844 >be me >be 5"5 manlet >dating a 6"3 girl >everytime we get into an argument she just lifts me up and puts me on this high cupboard >cant leave untill i say sorry to her 25 KB PNG

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Anon cannot take it anymore | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/22/22(Tue)19:28:17 No.67539724 >there are ways to make your ass bigger >there are ways to make your t--- bigger >there are ways to make your hips bigger 8 KB JPG >there are zero (0) ways to make your d--- bigger IT'S NOT F------ FAIR AAAAAAAAАААAAAAAAAАAAAAAAAAАAAAAAA AAAAAААААААAAAAAAАААAАНННННННННН
: Anonymous 02/22/22(Tue)19:28:17 No.67539724 >there are ways to make your ass bigger >there are ways to make your t--- bigger >there are ways to make your hips bigger 8 KB JPG >there are zero (0) ways to make your d--- bigger IT'S NOT F------ FAIR AAAAAAAAАААAAAAAAAАAAAAAAAAАAAAAAA AAAAAААААААAAAAAAАААAАНННННННННН

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Anon has his fun ruined | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 48629903 13 godz. temu >mum caught me playing with my miniature soldiers and making sound effects again 16,7 kB PNG 2 REPLIES 2 IMAGES
Anonymous | 48629903 13 godz. temu >mum caught me playing with my miniature soldiers and making sound effects again 16,7 kB PNG 2 REPLIES 2 IMAGES

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Anon is gonna go to Ukraine | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/22/22(Tue)15:27:27 No.873186832 U.S.MARINES, АCTIVE SERVICE ON LAND AND SEA ENLIST AT MARINES.COM 20220222_131007.jpg 546 KВ ЈPG >be me >turn 18 about 3 months ago >be 45 minutes ago >dad texts me >my draft card came in the mail tell me this isn't f------ happening
: Anonymous 02/22/22(Tue)15:27:27 No.873186832 U.S.MARINES, АCTIVE SERVICE ON LAND AND SEA ENLIST AT MARINES.COM 20220222_131007.jpg 546 KВ ЈPG >be me >turn 18 about 3 months ago >be 45 minutes ago >dad texts me >my draft card came in the mail tell me this isn't f------ happening

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Anon gets caught by his teacher | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/03/21(Fri)17:10:37 No.867916346 Parents ignored school shooter's depression >teacher caught him searching gun ammunition in school and contacted 188 KB JPG his parents >mom later sent him a text with "lol" and told him not to get caught next time >few days later teacher catches him drawing pictures of a gun and bullet with "my life is s---" and "kill classmates" quotes >contacted his parents again >they downplayed it and wanted him to go back to class >later on that day his dad sent him a text "please don't do it" after discovering his gun was missing 51 Replies / 4 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 12/03/21(Fri)17:10:37 No.867916346 Parents ignored school shooter's depression >teacher caught him searching gun ammunition in school and contacted 188 KB JPG his parents >mom later sent him a text with "lol" and told him not to get caught next time >few days later teacher catches him drawing pictures of a gun and bullet with "my life is s---" and "kill classmates" quotes >contacted his parents again >they downplayed it and wanted him to go back to class >later on that day his dad sent him a text "please don't do it" after discovering his gun was missing 51 Replies / 4 Images View Thread

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Not a greentext but it's very "4chan" | /r/Greentext

Australian Whistleblower Leaks Spy Documents to 4chan, 4chan Ignores Them, Calls Them "Gay" II
Australian Whistleblower Leaks Spy Documents to 4chan, 4chan Ignores Them, Calls Them "Gay" II

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Anon talks to a girl | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/04/21(Wed)00:11:28 No.64827515 >be me >uni >spot a super cute girl working the salad bar in the commons >drop dead gorgeous, deep brown eyes and soft, silky black hair >even with COVID masks I could tell she 553 KB PNG was beautiful >chat her up >she had a brace around her index finger, I find out she got mauled by a squirrell trying to feed it >Imao'd with her >shuffle away with my tray of salad like a p---- >decide to approach her at the end of her shift >phone number on a paper, I approach her and shoot my shot >bf, to no one's surprise >I thank her and tell her to have a good day >feel like a retard for a moment, it really seemed she was interested >I see her from time to time working there throughout the year >l always chat up workers there, sometimes I wouldn't immediately recognize her with masks >she clearly felt bad about rejecting me, nice girl >l never felt any regrets Shoot your shot anons, the worst that happens is that they say no. If they're a bitch about it, they're not good people anyways.
: Anonymous 08/04/21(Wed)00:11:28 No.64827515 >be me >uni >spot a super cute girl working the salad bar in the commons >drop dead gorgeous, deep brown eyes and soft, silky black hair >even with COVID masks I could tell she 553 KB PNG was beautiful >chat her up >she had a brace around her index finger, I find out she got mauled by a squirrell trying to feed it >Imao'd with her >shuffle away with my tray of salad like a p---- >decide to approach her at the end of her shift >phone number on a paper, I approach her and shoot my shot >bf, to no one's surprise >I thank her and tell her to have a good day >feel like a retard for a moment, it really seemed she was interested >I see her from time to time working there throughout the year >l always chat up workers there, sometimes I wouldn't immediately recognize her with masks >she clearly felt bad about rejecting me, nice girl >l never felt any regrets Shoot your shot anons, the worst that happens is that they say no. If they're a bitch about it, they're not good people anyways.

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Anon is a nice guy | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 48685298 12 min ago •0. Women these days are trash >be me >level 1000 woman respecter >out buying m'tendies at walmart >see a girl trying to reach something on a top shelf >toss m'fedora like a boomerang and knock it down for her 16.9 kB PNG >Whip out m'pocket thesaurus and use it to ask her out on a date >"thanks but I already have a boyfriend" >typical w---- always friendzoning the nice guys >on my way out >see an elderly woman walk into the bathroom >notonmywatch.png >run as fast as my out of shape body will let me >hold the stall door open for her >she starts bitching about how I "shouldn't be in the women's bathroom" >f------ c--- won't let me respect her >go home and complain on reddit >don't go outside for the next three months REPLY
Anonymous 48685298 12 min ago •0. Women these days are trash >be me >level 1000 woman respecter >out buying m'tendies at walmart >see a girl trying to reach something on a top shelf >toss m'fedora like a boomerang and knock it down for her 16.9 kB PNG >Whip out m'pocket thesaurus and use it to ask her out on a date >"thanks but I already have a boyfriend" >typical w---- always friendzoning the nice guys >on my way out >see an elderly woman walk into the bathroom >notonmywatch.png >run as fast as my out of shape body will let me >hold the stall door open for her >she starts bitching about how I "shouldn't be in the women's bathroom" >f------ c--- won't let me respect her >go home and complain on reddit >don't go outside for the next three months REPLY

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