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5 REPLIES 62.8 kB PNG Anonymous 45 min ago 62768781 O Anonymous (ID: HHD290J ) 02/23/22(Wed)21:41:21 No.362 >>362754064 >>362754164 >>362754169 >>362754304 >>362754480 >>3627545 F------ EXPLOSIONS, I HEAR THEM NOT MEMEING IT'S F------ REAL GUYS I'M SCARED THE F--- DO I DO? I LIVE ALONE O Anonymous (ID: H7xXyRrJ ) E 02/23/22(Wed)21:45:56 No.36275 >>362753448 IMPOSE MORE SANCTIONS 2 REPLIES
5 REPLIES 62.8 kB PNG Anonymous 45 min ago 62768781 O Anonymous (ID: HHD290J ) 02/23/22(Wed)21:41:21 No.362 >>362754064 >>362754164 >>362754169 >>362754304 >>362754480 >>3627545 F------ EXPLOSIONS, I HEAR THEM NOT MEMEING IT'S F------ REAL GUYS I'M SCARED THE F--- DO I DO? I LIVE ALONE O Anonymous (ID: H7xXyRrJ ) E 02/23/22(Wed)21:45:56 No.36275 >>362753448 IMPOSE MORE SANCTIONS 2 REPLIES

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Anon is a Sigma Male | /r/Greentext

>sleep on hardwood floor with no pillow >alarm goes off at 1am >immediately kip up into a standing position and scream LETS GET IT >shower with liquid nitrogen >shave with a large hunting knife 50 KB JPG >for breakfast, 6 egg shells and 4 banana peels >waterboard myself to build pain tolerance >decide to go easy today, do 5000 push ups and 2000 pull ups >ready for the day at 2am
>sleep on hardwood floor with no pillow >alarm goes off at 1am >immediately kip up into a standing position and scream LETS GET IT >shower with liquid nitrogen >shave with a large hunting knife 50 KB JPG >for breakfast, 6 egg shells and 4 banana peels >waterboard myself to build pain tolerance >decide to go easy today, do 5000 push ups and 2000 pull ups >ready for the day at 2am

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Anon wants ww3 to happen | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 5YGD0+cg 02/24/22(Thu)00:03:11 No.362779921 Does anyone feel some sort of excitement for WW3? i would enter the war just so I can r--- foreign p---- 251 KB JPG : Anonymous (ID: kHxhvb4G 02/24/22(Thu)00:04:06 No.362780226 >>362779921(OP) # >foreign p---- all p---- is foreign to you >>362780640 # >>362780815 # >>362783620 # >>362784227 #
: Anonymous (ID: 5YGD0+cg 02/24/22(Thu)00:03:11 No.362779921 Does anyone feel some sort of excitement for WW3? i would enter the war just so I can r--- foreign p---- 251 KB JPG : Anonymous (ID: kHxhvb4G 02/24/22(Thu)00:04:06 No.362780226 >>362779921(OP) # >foreign p---- all p---- is foreign to you >>362780640 # >>362780815 # >>362783620 # >>362784227 #

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Anon helps out a classmate | /r/Greentext

File: 8C5D37AD-D129-4AF7-A046-D(...).jpg (87 KB, 1024x904) O Anonymous 02/22/22(Tue)12:29:34 No.873 >Be Me >Loser virgin >College student getting good grades >Girl in one my classes is failing hard >Asks me to help her study >She out of her depth but I help out >Meet up in library once a week >Her grades start to go up >Feels good to help >We become friends >She invited me over to hers to study >She acting all weird >Laughing at everything I say >Overly touchy >I keep trying to get her to concentrate on study >She obviously on drugs of something >Asks if I want put books away and watch a movie or something >"no wonder you're failing" >She gets mad and asks me to leave >Calls me an "oblivious loser" Why are women like this? >> Anonymous 02/22/22(Tue)12:31:01 No.873167928 >>873167950 why are you retarded anon
File: 8C5D37AD-D129-4AF7-A046-D(...).jpg (87 KB, 1024x904) O Anonymous 02/22/22(Tue)12:29:34 No.873 >Be Me >Loser virgin >College student getting good grades >Girl in one my classes is failing hard >Asks me to help her study >She out of her depth but I help out >Meet up in library once a week >Her grades start to go up >Feels good to help >We become friends >She invited me over to hers to study >She acting all weird >Laughing at everything I say >Overly touchy >I keep trying to get her to concentrate on study >She obviously on drugs of something >Asks if I want put books away and watch a movie or something >"no wonder you're failing" >She gets mad and asks me to leave >Calls me an "oblivious loser" Why are women like this? >> Anonymous 02/22/22(Tue)12:31:01 No.873167928 >>873167950 why are you retarded anon

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Anon has a plan | /r/Greentext

File: IMG 1814.jpg (137 KB, 1125x888) O Anonymous 02/24/22(Thu)09:00:01 No.873291469 ► PLEASE, DO NOT SHARE ANY INFORMATION ABOUT THE MOVEMENT OF UKRAINE'S ARMED FORCES I saw this post and then I got the idea, THAT MAY COST OUR DEFENDERS THEIR LIVES >We should all spread misinformation about Ukraine's armed forces to confuse Atthe same brme, photos and adeos at the movermernt of Alussian accupation farces noeid the widest sharn if yaure an the occupied territories, tako entra precautions seourity and anonymity Alsa, de nat keep fles an any digital storage, especially on a smartphone the rusians. This is our chance to make a difference. If you are a russian spy trying to get info, our spy is preparing a suicide attack on Putin, also I f----- your mom.
File: IMG 1814.jpg (137 KB, 1125x888) O Anonymous 02/24/22(Thu)09:00:01 No.873291469 ► PLEASE, DO NOT SHARE ANY INFORMATION ABOUT THE MOVEMENT OF UKRAINE'S ARMED FORCES I saw this post and then I got the idea, THAT MAY COST OUR DEFENDERS THEIR LIVES >We should all spread misinformation about Ukraine's armed forces to confuse Atthe same brme, photos and adeos at the movermernt of Alussian accupation farces noeid the widest sharn if yaure an the occupied territories, tako entra precautions seourity and anonymity Alsa, de nat keep fles an any digital storage, especially on a smartphone the rusians. This is our chance to make a difference. If you are a russian spy trying to get info, our spy is preparing a suicide attack on Putin, also I f----- your mom.

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Anon keeps his distance | /r/Greentext

Unexploded bomb reported near Kharkov Unexploded bomb reported near (..) 02/24/22(Thu)14:57:48 No.362899197 FMXYNIUXMAI4HN4.jpg| 228 KB JPG
Unexploded bomb reported near Kharkov Unexploded bomb reported near (..) 02/24/22(Thu)14:57:48 No.362899197 FMXYNIUXMAI4HN4.jpg| 228 KB JPG

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anon saw sad woman | /r/Greentext

File: 1539425732309s.jpg (6 KB, 199x250) saw sad woman on street Anonymous 10/13/18(Sat)1 > be me, M15 f----- > have bad day, walking home > see sad woman,5/10 looks like she about to cry > idea.png > walk up to her > ask if shes ok "yeah im fine" > better_idea.jpg > "Hey. aren't you that Paris Fashion week Model???" > she looks suprised "What? no,im not a model and i could never be one" > say "not yet" > she looks happy af, like i just made her whole week better >gain nothing from it because gay and underaged > say i need to go home "Thanks, i really needed that today" > made both our days better > time for heaven.org > pic not really related.just what i thought of afterwards
File: 1539425732309s.jpg (6 KB, 199x250) saw sad woman on street Anonymous 10/13/18(Sat)1 > be me, M15 f----- > have bad day, walking home > see sad woman,5/10 looks like she about to cry > idea.png > walk up to her > ask if shes ok "yeah im fine" > better_idea.jpg > "Hey. aren't you that Paris Fashion week Model???" > she looks suprised "What? no,im not a model and i could never be one" > say "not yet" > she looks happy af, like i just made her whole week better >gain nothing from it because gay and underaged > say i need to go home "Thanks, i really needed that today" > made both our days better > time for heaven.org > pic not really related.just what i thought of afterwards

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Anon logs off | /r/Greentext


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Anon has dumb classmates. | /r/Greentext


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Very useful advice | /r/Greentext


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Anon is a scalper | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: GNnvx63U 02/15/19(Fri)11:14:21 No.203269150 向 国国国 1507692215276.jpg 108 KB JPG > be me at Walmart last night > find a buy a shitton of nice phone cases on clearance for a dollar each that sell for > $20 > post online for sale before bed > wake up to many normies wanting to buy said cases It's not even 9:30 in the morning and I've made over $100. Wagecucks and cryptofags, be mad.
: Anonymous (ID: GNnvx63U 02/15/19(Fri)11:14:21 No.203269150 向 国国国 1507692215276.jpg 108 KB JPG > be me at Walmart last night > find a buy a shitton of nice phone cases on clearance for a dollar each that sell for > $20 > post online for sale before bed > wake up to many normies wanting to buy said cases It's not even 9:30 in the morning and I've made over $100. Wagecucks and cryptofags, be mad.

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A stunning move, truly | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous (ID: TXepHV45 ) File: 24QZZZ6_700b.jpg (72 KB, 700x867) 02/24/22(Thu)10:40:00 No.362846463 >>362846723 >>362846809 >>3 >Invade Ukraine >No one buys your gas >No one buys your dirt >Not even China is willing to stick its neck out for you >Ukrainian land is more expensive to occupy than it gives revenue >occupation is increasingly bloody >You nation is now bankrupt and your government less popular with the people Absolutely brilliant Mr. Putin, truly masterful strategy.
O Anonymous (ID: TXepHV45 ) File: 24QZZZ6_700b.jpg (72 KB, 700x867) 02/24/22(Thu)10:40:00 No.362846463 >>362846723 >>362846809 >>3 >Invade Ukraine >No one buys your gas >No one buys your dirt >Not even China is willing to stick its neck out for you >Ukrainian land is more expensive to occupy than it gives revenue >occupation is increasingly bloody >You nation is now bankrupt and your government less popular with the people Absolutely brilliant Mr. Putin, truly masterful strategy.

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Anon gets murdered | /r/Greentext

/pol/362779921/ 1/5 · 5YGD0+cg (OP) · 1h (2/23 21:03) · 362779921 103 Re · 25 Img JPG · 250KB · (750 × 654) 27 Replies NTPAHS Does anyone feel some sort of excitement for WW3? i would enter the war just so I can r--- foreign p---- kHxhvb4G · 1h (2/23 21:04) · 362780226 46 Replies >>362779921 (OP) >foreign p---- all p---- is foreign to you
/pol/362779921/ 1/5 · 5YGD0+cg (OP) · 1h (2/23 21:03) · 362779921 103 Re · 25 Img JPG · 250KB · (750 × 654) 27 Replies NTPAHS Does anyone feel some sort of excitement for WW3? i would enter the war just so I can r--- foreign p---- kHxhvb4G · 1h (2/23 21:04) · 362780226 46 Replies >>362779921 (OP) >foreign p---- all p---- is foreign to you

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Anon gets the last word | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/21/19(Sat)10:18:04 No.816697201 >t----- >bike home from work >ride past a group of teen-agers >get wolf-wistled at >turn around and yell "ew thats gay" in my manliest voice >bike away while his friends laugh 40 KB JPG at him 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 12/21/19(Sat)10:25:53 No.816697581 >>816697201 (OP) # Man gay LOLI Trap hen Scere T kek 149 KB JPG
: Anonymous 12/21/19(Sat)10:18:04 No.816697201 >t----- >bike home from work >ride past a group of teen-agers >get wolf-wistled at >turn around and yell "ew thats gay" in my manliest voice >bike away while his friends laugh 40 KB JPG at him 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 12/21/19(Sat)10:25:53 No.816697581 >>816697201 (OP) # Man gay LOLI Trap hen Scere T kek 149 KB JPG

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Anon is delusional | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: (YvqwNYI 02/24/22(Thu)13:52:02 No.362830868 STM 2544 23/ 234 939329 567 16 75 676 $67 54.64 92 5.48 96 54 05 84 15.1 84,54 98.65 4.32 4RA 20. 4RA 12.X 21.3 32A L5 LIST 58 A AMA 36.2 1.46A +3,78 42 474 GRA a1c.jpg 76 KB JPG >WW3 will happen in our lifetime >The majority if chad men will be drafted and sent off to fight >Millions of desperate females will remain Incelbros, this is our moment
: Anonymous (ID: (YvqwNYI 02/24/22(Thu)13:52:02 No.362830868 STM 2544 23/ 234 939329 567 16 75 676 $67 54.64 92 5.48 96 54 05 84 15.1 84,54 98.65 4.32 4RA 20. 4RA 12.X 21.3 32A L5 LIST 58 A AMA 36.2 1.46A +3,78 42 474 GRA a1c.jpg 76 KB JPG >WW3 will happen in our lifetime >The majority if chad men will be drafted and sent off to fight >Millions of desperate females will remain Incelbros, this is our moment

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Early Bedtime | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: G2Wpf01L) 02/23/22(Wed)22:38:36 No.362752492 Kaitlan Collins @kaitlancollins "President Putin has chosen a premeditated war that will bring a catastrophic loss of life and human suffering," President Biden says in a new statement. He will speak tomorrow morning. "Tonight, Jill and I are praying for the brave and proud people of Ukraine." 10:26 PM · Feb 23, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone 937 Retweets 167 Quote Tweets 3,436 Likes 3006AE84-C667-425A-9844-63F8E0A82137.jpg 652 KB JPG >it's my bedtime Is this n---- serious?
: Anonymous (ID: G2Wpf01L) 02/23/22(Wed)22:38:36 No.362752492 Kaitlan Collins @kaitlancollins "President Putin has chosen a premeditated war that will bring a catastrophic loss of life and human suffering," President Biden says in a new statement. He will speak tomorrow morning. "Tonight, Jill and I are praying for the brave and proud people of Ukraine." 10:26 PM · Feb 23, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone 937 Retweets 167 Quote Tweets 3,436 Likes 3006AE84-C667-425A-9844-63F8E0A82137.jpg 652 KB JPG >it's my bedtime Is this n---- serious?

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Anon tried | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/02/20(Sat)20:36:38 No.826674449 >at university >accidentally bump into a girl carrying papers >kneel down to help her collect them >our eyes meet >l say something like "hey, its like in the movies" 228 KB PNG >"yeah except in movies the guys attractive" 4 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 05/02/20(Sat)20:36:38 No.826674449 >at university >accidentally bump into a girl carrying papers >kneel down to help her collect them >our eyes meet >l say something like "hey, its like in the movies" 228 KB PNG >"yeah except in movies the guys attractive" 4 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon is Hackerman | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/04/18(Tue)16:17:43 No.779031527 >be me >15 y/o dummy >School calls parents whenever I'm absent >Get idea 32 KB JPG >Put on anonymous mask and hack into the school database >Change the number they call from my parents to mine >Sweet.exe >2 months go by >Get a call from the school >"Hey we're just calling to tell you that we think Anon might be extremely rarted and we would like him to take a test to confirm" >Mfw
: Anonymous 09/04/18(Tue)16:17:43 No.779031527 >be me >15 y/o dummy >School calls parents whenever I'm absent >Get idea 32 KB JPG >Put on anonymous mask and hack into the school database >Change the number they call from my parents to mine >Sweet.exe >2 months go by >Get a call from the school >"Hey we're just calling to tell you that we think Anon might be extremely rarted and we would like him to take a test to confirm" >Mfw

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Anon wants to sleep | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: G919279T 02/23/22(Wed)22:52:29 No.362756862 F--- I wanted to sleep. Odessa bro here. I woke up because I heard a couple of distant explosions like 40 minutes ago. Does anybody know what happened? 2>362757003 # 22362757030 # 2>362757332 # >>362757456 # >>362757470 # Anonymous (ID: WIBI5013 )I 02/23/22(Wed)22:53:03 No.362757030 >>362758404 # >>362756862 # : Anonymou you are under attack retard
: Anonymous (ID: G919279T 02/23/22(Wed)22:52:29 No.362756862 F--- I wanted to sleep. Odessa bro here. I woke up because I heard a couple of distant explosions like 40 minutes ago. Does anybody know what happened? 2>362757003 # 22362757030 # 2>362757332 # >>362757456 # >>362757470 # Anonymous (ID: WIBI5013 )I 02/23/22(Wed)22:53:03 No.362757030 >>362758404 # >>362756862 # : Anonymou you are under attack retard

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Anon cant remember | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/11/18(Thu)01:22:52 No.782030340 >the year is 2047 >Jeff Bezos ("Papa Bezos") is our Prime minister >"GOOD MORNING PRIME CITIZENS" >the loudspeaker rocks the floorboards >"DO NOT FORGET TO FILL OUT YOUR 549 KB PNG MANDATORY SURVEYS RATING YOUR SLEEP ADS" >panicking you reach for the touchpad next to your bed >what product was your dream about? It was... tissues? Toilet paper? >TOO LATE >1200 Volts race up your spine as your Amazon Alert buttplug activates its integrated taser >You writhe with agony, reaching desperately to check the survey boxes one by one.
: Anonymous 10/11/18(Thu)01:22:52 No.782030340 >the year is 2047 >Jeff Bezos ("Papa Bezos") is our Prime minister >"GOOD MORNING PRIME CITIZENS" >the loudspeaker rocks the floorboards >"DO NOT FORGET TO FILL OUT YOUR 549 KB PNG MANDATORY SURVEYS RATING YOUR SLEEP ADS" >panicking you reach for the touchpad next to your bed >what product was your dream about? It was... tissues? Toilet paper? >TOO LATE >1200 Volts race up your spine as your Amazon Alert buttplug activates its integrated taser >You writhe with agony, reaching desperately to check the survey boxes one by one.

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