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: Anonymous 02/25/22(Fri)14:46:50 No.873366748 >Heard about a new ice cream company open in my city >Check out their website >Says 100% vegan >Close their website
: Anonymous 02/25/22(Fri)14:46:50 No.873366748 >Heard about a new ice cream company open in my city >Check out their website >Says 100% vegan >Close their website

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Anon is meatball head | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/25/22(Fri)14:31:34 No.67571436 2dulaAV[1].jpg 35 KB JPG >some stupid ass n---- call me meatball head >i bust a cap in his bitch ass
: Anonymous 02/25/22(Fri)14:31:34 No.67571436 2dulaAV[1].jpg 35 KB JPG >some stupid ass n---- call me meatball head >i bust a cap in his bitch ass

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Anon have a great dad | /r/Greentext

>be me >sad depressed >suicidal thoughts >dad notices >thinks it's because of my siblings >thinks i don't get enough attention >takes me to the planetarium every other 29 KB JPG weekend because i love space >falls asleep every time because he's working 12h a day >he always takes me >still alive >thanks dad
>be me >sad depressed >suicidal thoughts >dad notices >thinks it's because of my siblings >thinks i don't get enough attention >takes me to the planetarium every other 29 KB JPG weekend because i love space >falls asleep every time because he's working 12h a day >he always takes me >still alive >thanks dad

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Anon on the current situation. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: /PK×CIT2 ) E 02/26/22(Sat)10:20:50 No.363537891 >apparently Ukranians are killing Russians left and right Avengers style >taking out thousands tanks a day >Ghost and Iron Man of Kiev Man, retards are going to be really shocked when in a week Ukraine ends 2 KB PNG up as another oblast in Russia
Anonymous (ID: /PK×CIT2 ) E 02/26/22(Sat)10:20:50 No.363537891 >apparently Ukranians are killing Russians left and right Avengers style >taking out thousands tanks a day >Ghost and Iron Man of Kiev Man, retards are going to be really shocked when in a week Ukraine ends 2 KB PNG up as another oblast in Russia

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Any update about him? | /r/Greentext

View Announcement : Kek I hate n------ 07/11/21(Sun)00:43:42 No.64516704 >be me >34 year old white American burger >hate n------ >n------ ruined America >n------ ruined everything >sick of f------ n------ >a wild idea appears 105 KB JPG >Google whitest country on Earth >Ukraine >f--- it, buy one way plane ticket >sell everything >get on plane, ohshitniggawutareyoudoing? >land in Kyiv, Ukraine >everyone is white >everyone is nice >everyone hates n------ >feelsgoodman.jpg >finally happy with life >walk around city >find gigantic frog statue, pic related >praise Kek, it was destined >mfw I move to Ukraine because I hate n------
View Announcement : Kek I hate n------ 07/11/21(Sun)00:43:42 No.64516704 >be me >34 year old white American burger >hate n------ >n------ ruined America >n------ ruined everything >sick of f------ n------ >a wild idea appears 105 KB JPG >Google whitest country on Earth >Ukraine >f--- it, buy one way plane ticket >sell everything >get on plane, ohshitniggawutareyoudoing? >land in Kyiv, Ukraine >everyone is white >everyone is nice >everyone hates n------ >feelsgoodman.jpg >finally happy with life >walk around city >find gigantic frog statue, pic related >praise Kek, it was destined >mfw I move to Ukraine because I hate n------

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Anon loves spiderman | /r/Greentext

File : 1289400226.jpg-(76 KB, 519x600, 1274245673801.jpg) Anonymous 11/10/10(Wed)09:43 No.21118498 What if your daughter claimed Batman r---- her? Anonymous 11/10/10(Wed)09:44 No.21118507 I would move on to the Spider-Man costume. Anonymous 11/10/10(Wed)09:45 No.21118511 >>21118507 F------..goddamnit.
File : 1289400226.jpg-(76 KB, 519x600, 1274245673801.jpg) Anonymous 11/10/10(Wed)09:43 No.21118498 What if your daughter claimed Batman r---- her? Anonymous 11/10/10(Wed)09:44 No.21118507 I would move on to the Spider-Man costume. Anonymous 11/10/10(Wed)09:45 No.21118511 >>21118507 F------..goddamnit.

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Anon posts anime girls | /r/Greentext

File: AnimePic.png (328 KB, 500x335) T-L Anonymous 02/25/22(Fri)20:11:58 No.67575015 [Reply] FACT Only cute twinks post anime girls and they need to be r---- :3 U Anonymous 02/25/22(Fri)20:15:17 No.67575043 ► >>67575053 >>67575096 File: 1623564429826.png (98 KB, 256x256) I'm a 6'4" 250 Ibs hairy bearded man and I post anime girls. Suck my d---.
File: AnimePic.png (328 KB, 500x335) T-L Anonymous 02/25/22(Fri)20:11:58 No.67575015 [Reply] FACT Only cute twinks post anime girls and they need to be r---- :3 U Anonymous 02/25/22(Fri)20:15:17 No.67575043 ► >>67575053 >>67575096 File: 1623564429826.png (98 KB, 256x256) I'm a 6'4" 250 Ibs hairy bearded man and I post anime girls. Suck my d---.

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Anon discovers the loop | /r/Greentext

>have severe anxiety >sick of it >try cutting out caffeine for a week >anxiety worse >look up caffeine withdrawal symptoms >mfw its anxiety 161 KB PNG
>have severe anxiety >sick of it >try cutting out caffeine for a week >anxiety worse >look up caffeine withdrawal symptoms >mfw its anxiety 161 KB PNG

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anon wants to play a sneaky move | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: AKyuf83Q) 3 02/24/22(Thu)21:37:18 No.363123349 This is our chance mates. We can take NZ while no one is watching. Finally our country will have actual mountains. 9 KB PNG 48 Replies / 10 Images View Thread
: Anonymous (ID: AKyuf83Q) 3 02/24/22(Thu)21:37:18 No.363123349 This is our chance mates. We can take NZ while no one is watching. Finally our country will have actual mountains. 9 KB PNG 48 Replies / 10 Images View Thread

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Anon is a mentally challenged poet | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/24/22(Thu)16:50:05 No.65704945 >>65703292 (OP) # >be me >at gym >girl (human) doing calf raises >i catch her eye, roll my eyes and say "oh, those are fun!" 4 KB JPG >she laughs >her laugh is lovely, like the bells of a windchime >notice she is very cute >we chat for a few minutes >i show her pictures of my dog >she tells me about her upcoming marathon >we both stop working out to talk, she's laughing at everything I say >i finally get set to go back to my bench >she says, "well... maybe i'll see you around the gym again?" >i say "probably not, i don't work out around this time usually" >i walk away | tfw >>65705187 # >>65705572 # >>65706352 # >>65707751 # >>65710376 # >>65714611 # >>65714699 # >>65717103 # >>65718355 # >>65718590 #
: Anonymous 02/24/22(Thu)16:50:05 No.65704945 >>65703292 (OP) # >be me >at gym >girl (human) doing calf raises >i catch her eye, roll my eyes and say "oh, those are fun!" 4 KB JPG >she laughs >her laugh is lovely, like the bells of a windchime >notice she is very cute >we chat for a few minutes >i show her pictures of my dog >she tells me about her upcoming marathon >we both stop working out to talk, she's laughing at everything I say >i finally get set to go back to my bench >she says, "well... maybe i'll see you around the gym again?" >i say "probably not, i don't work out around this time usually" >i walk away | tfw >>65705187 # >>65705572 # >>65706352 # >>65707751 # >>65710376 # >>65714611 # >>65714699 # >>65717103 # >>65718355 # >>65718590 #

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Anon couldn't kill himself. | /r/Greentext

File: 16856726575.jpg (56 KB, 640x637) O Anonymous 02/25/22(Fri)20:06:11 No.67574958 >>67574986 >>67575032 They don't know I failed another >be me >20M suicide attempt >live with my family 20 min from my university >depressed and suicidal for 2 years >failed suicide attempt less than a year ago >have a particularly terrible week >decide to finally end it >spend a day getting everything i need >pillsacquired.png >hug my little sister one last time >i want to hug my mum but that'll just make her think she could've stopped me >go to my car, i don't want my family to find me first >drive to the middle of nowhere made with membeie >not a building in sight >pills in hand >smile on my face, first one since my last attempt >put the pills in my mouth >swallow them >truehappiness.exe >recline chair >close my eyes >this is it, peace at last >phone rings >mumringtone.mp3 >"hey anon, i sent you a grocery list. i need the produce asap, i'm making your favourite salad." >"ok" >F--- F--- F--- F--- >leave the car >shove my right hand down my throat >i gag >do it again >puke all over the ground >start counting the pills >ohshit.jpeg >d--------- my hand again >painful puking ensues >count the pills again >2 pills missing, i'll be fine >drive to the nearest market >get almost everything on the list >go home >pretend this never happened >my throat hurts really badly >force myself to eat 2 servings of the salad >mum smiles at me thanks, mum. i'd be dead if it wasn't for you. what would i do without you?
File: 16856726575.jpg (56 KB, 640x637) O Anonymous 02/25/22(Fri)20:06:11 No.67574958 >>67574986 >>67575032 They don't know I failed another >be me >20M suicide attempt >live with my family 20 min from my university >depressed and suicidal for 2 years >failed suicide attempt less than a year ago >have a particularly terrible week >decide to finally end it >spend a day getting everything i need >pillsacquired.png >hug my little sister one last time >i want to hug my mum but that'll just make her think she could've stopped me >go to my car, i don't want my family to find me first >drive to the middle of nowhere made with membeie >not a building in sight >pills in hand >smile on my face, first one since my last attempt >put the pills in my mouth >swallow them >truehappiness.exe >recline chair >close my eyes >this is it, peace at last >phone rings >mumringtone.mp3 >"hey anon, i sent you a grocery list. i need the produce asap, i'm making your favourite salad." >"ok" >F--- F--- F--- F--- >leave the car >shove my right hand down my throat >i gag >do it again >puke all over the ground >start counting the pills >ohshit.jpeg >d--------- my hand again >painful puking ensues >count the pills again >2 pills missing, i'll be fine >drive to the nearest market >get almost everything on the list >go home >pretend this never happened >my throat hurts really badly >force myself to eat 2 servings of the salad >mum smiles at me thanks, mum. i'd be dead if it wasn't for you. what would i do without you?

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Anon hates his gf's dog | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/25/22(Fri)20:40:02 No.873386915 >be me. >have girlfriend and visit her place regularly. >she has a beagle. >I normally love animals. >not THIS little f-----. >beagle farts on me. >beagle makes constant messes 62 KB JPG rooting through garbage. >beagle climbing on bed all night, keeping me awake. >beagle scratches at bedroom door all night (fair enough, I locked him out). >beagle interrupts our cuddling, more farts. >have deathwish for beagle, but love girlfriend. >not abusive towards beagle though. >push away beagle. >call beagle "little f-----." >beagle knows I hate him. >have unrelated relationship argument with girlfriend. >cooling off period. >cooling off period. >wow, cooling off period is longer than usual. >find out my now ex-gf has new live-in bf. >Talk about it months later. >she was thinking of marriage with me. >find out during permanent cooling off period that beagle decided to die. >she met a guy. >he happened to be there when beagle died. >"was there for her" and even buried beagle corpse. true gentleman. >that's what made her fall in love with him. >not when I nursed her for a week after she was injured at work. >lesson learned. >beagles are vengeful little f------. >kill the beagle first, without hesitation. 2 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 02/25/22(Fri)20:45:09 No.873387177 >>873386915 (OP) # Even in death he cucked you
: Anonymous 02/25/22(Fri)20:40:02 No.873386915 >be me. >have girlfriend and visit her place regularly. >she has a beagle. >I normally love animals. >not THIS little f-----. >beagle farts on me. >beagle makes constant messes 62 KB JPG rooting through garbage. >beagle climbing on bed all night, keeping me awake. >beagle scratches at bedroom door all night (fair enough, I locked him out). >beagle interrupts our cuddling, more farts. >have deathwish for beagle, but love girlfriend. >not abusive towards beagle though. >push away beagle. >call beagle "little f-----." >beagle knows I hate him. >have unrelated relationship argument with girlfriend. >cooling off period. >cooling off period. >wow, cooling off period is longer than usual. >find out my now ex-gf has new live-in bf. >Talk about it months later. >she was thinking of marriage with me. >find out during permanent cooling off period that beagle decided to die. >she met a guy. >he happened to be there when beagle died. >"was there for her" and even buried beagle corpse. true gentleman. >that's what made her fall in love with him. >not when I nursed her for a week after she was injured at work. >lesson learned. >beagles are vengeful little f------. >kill the beagle first, without hesitation. 2 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 02/25/22(Fri)20:45:09 No.873387177 >>873386915 (OP) # Even in death he cucked you

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Anon is Not You | /r/Greentext

>be me >not you >life 10x better
>be me >not you >life 10x better

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Xi introspects. | /r/Greentext

1/1 T2Qa8enl 8m (2/25 22:18) · 46855537 JPG 68KB · (1200 × 900) 6 Replies Ok. What happens if a woman wants it up her butt, and she has a big log up there? I mean then what? •..
1/1 T2Qa8enl 8m (2/25 22:18) · 46855537 JPG 68KB · (1200 × 900) 6 Replies Ok. What happens if a woman wants it up her butt, and she has a big log up there? I mean then what? •..

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Be greedy when others are fearful. | /r/Greentext

TWO MORE WEEKS LEFT 2/2 · U+VQLWZU 1m (2/24 9:21) · 46813555 JPG · 9KB · (244 × 207) TWO. MORE. WEEKS. >be ukranian >in bomb shelter >internet comes back for a bit (its been down from russian hacking) >walls shake (the shelling is getting closer) >top news story >US stock markets are pumping because jewish hedge fund managers are dancing on their desks over rate hike delays HONK HONK HONKHOKNOKHONHOKOHNOHONKKK
TWO MORE WEEKS LEFT 2/2 · U+VQLWZU 1m (2/24 9:21) · 46813555 JPG · 9KB · (244 × 207) TWO. MORE. WEEKS. >be ukranian >in bomb shelter >internet comes back for a bit (its been down from russian hacking) >walls shake (the shelling is getting closer) >top news story >US stock markets are pumping because jewish hedge fund managers are dancing on their desks over rate hike delays HONK HONK HONKHOKNOKHONHOKOHNOHONKKK

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Anon listens to post apocalyptic radio. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/25/22(Fri)14:21:55 No.873374030 >walk home >play fallout new vegas radio >pretend im walking across the map >walking home becomes less boring >(: 20 KB JPG
: Anonymous 02/25/22(Fri)14:21:55 No.873374030 >walk home >play fallout new vegas radio >pretend im walking across the map >walking home becomes less boring >(: 20 KB JPG

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Anon’s wish comes true | /r/Greentext


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Anon refuses the pitch | /r/Greentext


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Annon is tired | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Friendly Reminder 02/25/22(Fri)21:50:29 No.22110545 >No amount of p--- collecting and thread curation is going to substitute not having sex with a real woman. >No amount of seeing t---, ass, & p---- on a screen will ever equate to having sexual experience. >Watching another man f------ a woman, even in a video clip, is tantamount to 3.1 MB GIF being a cuck. Have a nice day. : Anonymous 02/25/22(Fri)21:56:50 No.22110579 >>22110545 (OP) # Good thing I only watch men f------ other men. >>22112527 #
: Anonymous Friendly Reminder 02/25/22(Fri)21:50:29 No.22110545 >No amount of p--- collecting and thread curation is going to substitute not having sex with a real woman. >No amount of seeing t---, ass, & p---- on a screen will ever equate to having sexual experience. >Watching another man f------ a woman, even in a video clip, is tantamount to 3.1 MB GIF being a cuck. Have a nice day. : Anonymous 02/25/22(Fri)21:56:50 No.22110579 >>22110545 (OP) # Good thing I only watch men f------ other men. >>22112527 #

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Anon’s a retard | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/23/18(Sat)19:13:48 No.772383429 >be 9 >playing Paper Mario >halfway through game get to part where you have to buy a quest item from a store >shop owner (toad) says item is out of stock and will be in stock soon 309 KB PNG >assume it means I have to actually WAIT for it >spend 3 IRL months checking in the game to see if the item has come in stock yet >8 years later watching a speedrun of the game >realize you didn't have to f------ wait for it, you just had to f------ continue the game and it'd come after a checkpoint am I retarded 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 06/23/18(Sat)19:26:54 No.772384417 yes
: Anonymous 06/23/18(Sat)19:13:48 No.772383429 >be 9 >playing Paper Mario >halfway through game get to part where you have to buy a quest item from a store >shop owner (toad) says item is out of stock and will be in stock soon 309 KB PNG >assume it means I have to actually WAIT for it >spend 3 IRL months checking in the game to see if the item has come in stock yet >8 years later watching a speedrun of the game >realize you didn't have to f------ wait for it, you just had to f------ continue the game and it'd come after a checkpoint am I retarded 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 06/23/18(Sat)19:26:54 No.772384417 yes

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