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Anonymous 02/20/22(Sun)19:17:53 No.873071519 >be me >reddit f----- >go on reddit >call myself a autist >get banned for a week cause autist is hate word 29 KB PNG >comment below mine says kys f----- >still on reddit >might just kill my self anyway reddit is moderated by f------ and trannies and nothing can prove otherwise best i lurk here with fellow incels
Anonymous 02/20/22(Sun)19:17:53 No.873071519 >be me >reddit f----- >go on reddit >call myself a autist >get banned for a week cause autist is hate word 29 KB PNG >comment below mine says kys f----- >still on reddit >might just kill my self anyway reddit is moderated by f------ and trannies and nothing can prove otherwise best i lurk here with fellow incels

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Anon needs to touch grass | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/27/22(Sun)03:37:46 No.873441916 >míw psychiatrist literally told me to stop browsing 4chan and touch grass
Anonymous 02/27/22(Sun)03:37:46 No.873441916 >míw psychiatrist literally told me to stop browsing 4chan and touch grass

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Anon cannot commit | /r/Greentext

>>48408831 # My great uncle, uncle, cousin, and dad all killed themselves with the same .22 revolver and another uncle was shot and paralyzed with it while playing with it as a kid. The kid that accidentally shot him was so terrified of what his dad would do when he found out he went home and hung himself with a belt. My brother and me both wanted it but the police released it to our stepmom and she won't give it up. >tfw l'll never be able to kill myself with the family suicide gun >>48409514 # >>48409556 # >>48409648 # >>48409926 # >>48409998 # >>48410321 # >>48410548 # >>48410605 # >>48410685 # >>48412747 # >>48415294 #
>>48408831 # My great uncle, uncle, cousin, and dad all killed themselves with the same .22 revolver and another uncle was shot and paralyzed with it while playing with it as a kid. The kid that accidentally shot him was so terrified of what his dad would do when he found out he went home and hung himself with a belt. My brother and me both wanted it but the police released it to our stepmom and she won't give it up. >tfw l'll never be able to kill myself with the family suicide gun >>48409514 # >>48409556 # >>48409648 # >>48409926 # >>48409998 # >>48410321 # >>48410548 # >>48410605 # >>48410685 # >>48412747 # >>48415294 #

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Anon hears the stars scream | /r/Greentext

15 19649070 9/24/17 4:23 PM >Little brother is really into astronomy >He's about 7 years old >Likes to look at the stars and watch things >About three weeks ago he spent literally the entire night looking at one part of space from his room >Never once moved >Didn't even eat >When he gets up about noon the next day I asked him what he was looking at >"I was looking at the screaming stars." >"What are you talking about you little brat?" >"There's a place I found where, if you look at it, you can hear screaming." >"No way." >"I'll prove it to you!" >Wait until about 11 at night >Telescope hasn't moved since the other night >Look into it >Hear very faint screams >Eventually gets louder >Have to look away I noped out and told our mom that she should take away his telescope. I'm never going to look at the stars again. Replies: >>19649102, >>19649361, >>19668873, >>19678129, >>19683590
15 19649070 9/24/17 4:23 PM >Little brother is really into astronomy >He's about 7 years old >Likes to look at the stars and watch things >About three weeks ago he spent literally the entire night looking at one part of space from his room >Never once moved >Didn't even eat >When he gets up about noon the next day I asked him what he was looking at >"I was looking at the screaming stars." >"What are you talking about you little brat?" >"There's a place I found where, if you look at it, you can hear screaming." >"No way." >"I'll prove it to you!" >Wait until about 11 at night >Telescope hasn't moved since the other night >Look into it >Hear very faint screams >Eventually gets louder >Have to look away I noped out and told our mom that she should take away his telescope. I'm never going to look at the stars again. Replies: >>19649102, >>19649361, >>19668873, >>19678129, >>19683590

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anon is imaginitve | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 02/26/22(Sat)21:49:57 No.590211682 >590211847 >>590214982 >>590217524 >590218292 >>590219206 File: cat 3.jpg (154 KB, 816x810) >some people cannot form 3d versions of slurs and rotate them in their head
O Anonymous 02/26/22(Sat)21:49:57 No.590211682 >590211847 >>590214982 >>590217524 >590218292 >>590219206 File: cat 3.jpg (154 KB, 816x810) >some people cannot form 3d versions of slurs and rotate them in their head

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Anon interacts with NPCs | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/26/22(Sat)23:55:36 No.67584048 >go to walmart to get groceries >see cute alt girl >say hi when walking past her >she gives me a weird smile and starts walking really fast behind me >see her when walking to checkout 244 KB GIF line with her fat friend >she points at me and the fat friend says ew АНННННННGHННН
: Anonymous 02/26/22(Sat)23:55:36 No.67584048 >go to walmart to get groceries >see cute alt girl >say hi when walking past her >she gives me a weird smile and starts walking really fast behind me >see her when walking to checkout 244 KB GIF line with her fat friend >she points at me and the fat friend says ew АНННННННGHННН

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We gonna win the war boyzzz | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: eNWMIAQq ) E 02/24/22(Thu)22:52:12 No.363114478 1488202460532.jpg 12 KB JPG >>363113508 (OP) # Can't wait for our favorite brands to tweet in support of Ukraine, thus landing the killing blow on Putin >>363118203 # >>363118532 # >>363119393 #
: Anonymous (ID: eNWMIAQq ) E 02/24/22(Thu)22:52:12 No.363114478 1488202460532.jpg 12 KB JPG >>363113508 (OP) # Can't wait for our favorite brands to tweet in support of Ukraine, thus landing the killing blow on Putin >>363118203 # >>363118532 # >>363119393 #

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Anon is bloody surprised. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/26/22(Sat)17:25:33 No.67586101 >>67585702 OP here. This is the second story >be me >on tinder >match with girl >6/10 >eh, free p---- >go over to her place >blood all over the door >ask why there's blood >"let me show you the basement" >go downstairs >there's just a drain in the middle of the room >gtfo as fast as possible i was next bros. reported it to the police and they did nothing
: Anonymous 02/26/22(Sat)17:25:33 No.67586101 >>67585702 OP here. This is the second story >be me >on tinder >match with girl >6/10 >eh, free p---- >go over to her place >blood all over the door >ask why there's blood >"let me show you the basement" >go downstairs >there's just a drain in the middle of the room >gtfo as fast as possible i was next bros. reported it to the police and they did nothing

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Anon goes to the gym | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/26/22(Sat)17:50:40 No.873445437 >went to a gym that wasn't planet fitness >it has a punching bag >beat the s--- out of it while yelling and listening to DBZ music >no one bats an eye >no lunk alarm I might start working out again. The place is a bit out of the way but I can Uber there 195 KB PNG no prob.
: Anonymous 02/26/22(Sat)17:50:40 No.873445437 >went to a gym that wasn't planet fitness >it has a punching bag >beat the s--- out of it while yelling and listening to DBZ music >no one bats an eye >no lunk alarm I might start working out again. The place is a bit out of the way but I can Uber there 195 KB PNG no prob.

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Anons needs peepos | /r/Greentext

File: 8no50om06c331.jpg (63 KB, 708X767) Anonymous 02/26/22(Sat)14:59:41 No.873413763 >>873413807 Peepo thread, Lost my Peepo Folder now i need Peepos O Anonymous 02/26/22(Sat)15:01:11 No.873413807 File: 1645532536317m.jpg (105 KB, 1016x1024) >>873413763 (OP) I hope that you can find your peepos again anon NAMer Gib Fren
File: 8no50om06c331.jpg (63 KB, 708X767) Anonymous 02/26/22(Sat)14:59:41 No.873413763 >>873413807 Peepo thread, Lost my Peepo Folder now i need Peepos O Anonymous 02/26/22(Sat)15:01:11 No.873413807 File: 1645532536317m.jpg (105 KB, 1016x1024) >>873413763 (OP) I hope that you can find your peepos again anon NAMer Gib Fren

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Anon was a victim of the Nazis | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: gwJii900 ) This so much 07/09/19(Tue) 14:19:23 No.218910267 Daniella Hill @Daniella_Hill Nazis killed my great- grandmas friend in Belgium by putting him in a giant freezer, he fell out and broke into pieces infront of her... 1562665085995.png 97 KB PNG Nazis killed my grandfather as well. They painted a tunnel entrance on the side of a cliff and my grandpa ran right into it
: Anonymous (ID: gwJii900 ) This so much 07/09/19(Tue) 14:19:23 No.218910267 Daniella Hill @Daniella_Hill Nazis killed my great- grandmas friend in Belgium by putting him in a giant freezer, he fell out and broke into pieces infront of her... 1562665085995.png 97 KB PNG Nazis killed my grandfather as well. They painted a tunnel entrance on the side of a cliff and my grandpa ran right into it

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Anon discoveres ancient truth | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/17/18(Fri)13:48:22 No.777399245 Convince me the Egyptians weren't ancient 4chan >Loved cats >Used cryptic pictures to communicate >Hated the Jews 72 KB JPG >Lived in a desert s------- >Obsessed with triangles and symmetry because ancient autismo >Were smart as f--- >Had a woman that ruled them that people orbit to this day >Literally had a frog God called kek All the evidence is here you just have to understand it
: Anonymous 08/17/18(Fri)13:48:22 No.777399245 Convince me the Egyptians weren't ancient 4chan >Loved cats >Used cryptic pictures to communicate >Hated the Jews 72 KB JPG >Lived in a desert s------- >Obsessed with triangles and symmetry because ancient autismo >Were smart as f--- >Had a woman that ruled them that people orbit to this day >Literally had a frog God called kek All the evidence is here you just have to understand it

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Russianon is tired | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: aks/OSft ) 02/26/22(Sat)17:05:08 No.363633329 >open Internet >massive shilling >TEN GORILLION RUSSIANS DEAD >YASSS GHOST OF KYIV JUST 17 KB JPG BOMBED PUTIN UKRAINE WINS DEMOCRACY RULES >open RuNet >massive shilling >media is prohibited from using the word "war" >just liberating Ukrainians from Nazis bro, no casualties reported It's all so tiresome
: Anonymous (ID: aks/OSft ) 02/26/22(Sat)17:05:08 No.363633329 >open Internet >massive shilling >TEN GORILLION RUSSIANS DEAD >YASSS GHOST OF KYIV JUST 17 KB JPG BOMBED PUTIN UKRAINE WINS DEMOCRACY RULES >open RuNet >massive shilling >media is prohibited from using the word "war" >just liberating Ukrainians from Nazis bro, no casualties reported It's all so tiresome

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Anon on Putin. | /r/Greentext


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BRAVO VLADIMIR | /r/Greentext


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Anon tries to make bread | /r/Greentext


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Anon is soon to be single | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/22/22(Tue)17:08:40 No.873195356 E Anonymous >gf told me that she's polyamorous and wants to open up our relationship It's over, isn't it 152 KB JPG bro ? 148 KB JPG
: Anonymous 02/22/22(Tue)17:08:40 No.873195356 E Anonymous >gf told me that she's polyamorous and wants to open up our relationship It's over, isn't it 152 KB JPG bro ? 148 KB JPG

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Anon hits snooze | /r/Greentext


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Anon has a life changing summer | /r/Greentext


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