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Anonymous (lID: kPkSv/99) 07/07/12(Sat)13:00:06 >be 14 year old boy >chat with girl of my age >tells me she's into older guys >pretend I'm 19 >sext with her >arrange meeting >go to her house >it's chris hanson >crew goes to jail for sexting with me

Anonymous (lID: kPkSv/99) 07/07/12(Sat)13:00:06 >be 14 year old boy >chat with girl of my age >tells me she's into older guys >pretend I'm 19 >sext with her >arrange meeting >go to her house >it's chris hanson >crew goes to jail for sexting with me

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Anon Does the Right Thing | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous !!+mjfJQ4|ljD 04/22/21(Thu)21:53:41 No.63335714 >Be me >Be with girlfriend >Girlfriend cheats on me >l break up >She goes with the guy who cucked me 133 KB PNG >A few weeks passes >I stalk the guy a little >Realize he's a drug dealer >Realize he's not very smart >Make a folder with all the proofs >Send the folder to the police by mail >Local narcotic team thank me >They do their job >Ex gf and drug dealer are both in jail right now Did I do the right thing anon ?

: Anonymous !!+mjfJQ4|ljD 04/22/21(Thu)21:53:41 No.63335714 >Be me >Be with girlfriend >Girlfriend cheats on me >l break up >She goes with the guy who cucked me 133 KB PNG >A few weeks passes >I stalk the guy a little >Realize he's a drug dealer >Realize he's not very smart >Make a folder with all the proofs >Send the folder to the police by mail >Local narcotic team thank me >They do their job >Ex gf and drug dealer are both in jail right now Did I do the right thing anon ?

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Typical 4channer applies for job | /r/Greentext

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Work smarter not harder | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/25/22(Fri)06:14:02 No.45788431 >artist who I f------ know is Brazilian changes his location to Ukraine >opens "emergency" commissions >gets flooded with work M----------- >>45788448 # >>45788531 # >>45788538 # >>45788552 #

: Anonymous 02/25/22(Fri)06:14:02 No.45788431 >artist who I f------ know is Brazilian changes his location to Ukraine >opens "emergency" commissions >gets flooded with work M----------- >>45788448 # >>45788531 # >>45788538 # >>45788552 #

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The duality of Anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/03/22(Thu)20:54:06 No.873760725 Ignore this thread pls <l was wondering if doing this would make the text red instead of green O ILY 50 KB JPG : Anonymous 03/03/22(Thu)20:56:28 No.873760831 >It didn't turn red >and now I'm looking at this gross p--- ad Damn you /b/. I will have my revenge 36 KB JPG

: Anonymous 03/03/22(Thu)20:54:06 No.873760725 Ignore this thread pls <l was wondering if doing this would make the text red instead of green O ILY 50 KB JPG : Anonymous 03/03/22(Thu)20:56:28 No.873760831 >It didn't turn red >and now I'm looking at this gross p--- ad Damn you /b/. I will have my revenge 36 KB JPG

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Anon discusses China | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/01/22(Tue)19:23:01 No.52146264 1628761609835.png 806 KB PNG >>52145836 (OP) # >hasn't been a serious war between well equipped militaries in a while >eyeing up taiwan >wanted to see an example of how an invasion between a larger aggressor force and smaller but still semi-modern defender would play out >tfw got this s--- instead

: Anonymous 03/01/22(Tue)19:23:01 No.52146264 1628761609835.png 806 KB PNG >>52145836 (OP) # >hasn't been a serious war between well equipped militaries in a while >eyeing up taiwan >wanted to see an example of how an invasion between a larger aggressor force and smaller but still semi-modern defender would play out >tfw got this s--- instead

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anon is criminally insane | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/19/20(Sat)01:51:45 No.18230905 D uwu boysmell!!!!! teeeheeeeee *flaps arms and runs around in circles* きた春が。 10 KB PNG : Anonymous 12/19/20(Sat)01:54:20 No.18230922 boysmell! boysmell??? boysmell... BOYSMELL!!! boys..uwu..boys!!!! 676 KB PNG : Elizaaaa !!twN744YEzBp 12/19/20(Sat)01:57:57 No.18230945 Save some boysmell for meeeeee uwu 1.25 MB GIF : Anonymous 12/19/20(Sat)01:59:04 No.18230950 this is the worst f------ board

: Anonymous 12/19/20(Sat)01:51:45 No.18230905 D uwu boysmell!!!!! teeeheeeeee *flaps arms and runs around in circles* きた春が。 10 KB PNG : Anonymous 12/19/20(Sat)01:54:20 No.18230922 boysmell! boysmell??? boysmell... BOYSMELL!!! boys..uwu..boys!!!! 676 KB PNG : Elizaaaa !!twN744YEzBp 12/19/20(Sat)01:57:57 No.18230945 Save some boysmell for meeeeee uwu 1.25 MB GIF : Anonymous 12/19/20(Sat)01:59:04 No.18230950 this is the worst f------ board

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Anon is The Alpha Male | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/02/21(Mon)12:52:04 No.860168561 >be me >9yo >shopping at Toys R Us >pick out some Barbie dolls >go to checkout >clerk smiles and asks "oh, are you 186 KB PNG shopping for your sister or cousin?" >"nope, for me" >"aren't those toys a little girly for you?" >"I need some w----- for my GI Joes"

: Anonymous 08/02/21(Mon)12:52:04 No.860168561 >be me >9yo >shopping at Toys R Us >pick out some Barbie dolls >go to checkout >clerk smiles and asks "oh, are you 186 KB PNG shopping for your sister or cousin?" >"nope, for me" >"aren't those toys a little girly for you?" >"I need some w----- for my GI Joes"

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Anon has his views on vaccines | /r/Greentext

I went on a tinder date yesterday and this is how it went >Meet at a coffee shop >we order our coffees and i paid for hers. it was only $5 so f--- it >talking and getting to know eachother >some subtle flirting 1.48 MB PNG >going pretty well, she seems to be enjoying my company >"ughh i have to wake up early tomorrow to take my 4th booster shot" >"oh btw are you vaccinated, anon?" >"no because i dont think that it is necesessary for me to take the vaccine. im healthy, and i workout 5 days a week" >"why would you choose to not take the vaccine? that is so selfish of you. dont you know that people like you are overwhelming our healthcare system?" >"no people like me are fine, its the people with underlying health issues and particularly obese people that are clogging up the hospitals" >"NO THATS NOT TRUE! all of those people clogging up the hospitals are unvaccinated and if people like you would just take the vaccine we would already be back to normal life" >"we are back to normal. nothing is in lockdown. why are you so adament about other people taking a vaccine that has been proven to be ineffective?" >"Why are you such an antivax idiot? maybe stop watching fox news and listen to actual science and research." >"how many peer reviewed research on vaccine effacacy have you read? probably none because you are a stupid c---." >"f--- you" she then stood up and left. why are women like this? why is my vaccination status of such high concern for these f------ women? i wouldnt

I went on a tinder date yesterday and this is how it went >Meet at a coffee shop >we order our coffees and i paid for hers. it was only $5 so f--- it >talking and getting to know eachother >some subtle flirting 1.48 MB PNG >going pretty well, she seems to be enjoying my company >"ughh i have to wake up early tomorrow to take my 4th booster shot" >"oh btw are you vaccinated, anon?" >"no because i dont think that it is necesessary for me to take the vaccine. im healthy, and i workout 5 days a week" >"why would you choose to not take the vaccine? that is so selfish of you. dont you know that people like you are overwhelming our healthcare system?" >"no people like me are fine, its the people with underlying health issues and particularly obese people that are clogging up the hospitals" >"NO THATS NOT TRUE! all of those people clogging up the hospitals are unvaccinated and if people like you would just take the vaccine we would already be back to normal life" >"we are back to normal. nothing is in lockdown. why are you so adament about other people taking a vaccine that has been proven to be ineffective?" >"Why are you such an antivax idiot? maybe stop watching fox news and listen to actual science and research." >"how many peer reviewed research on vaccine effacacy have you read? probably none because you are a stupid c---." >"f--- you" she then stood up and left. why are women like this? why is my vaccination status of such high concern for these f------ women? i wouldnt

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Anon is overthinking as a habit | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/03/22(Thu)23:25:33 No.67642586 >just went to popeyes >got sandwich >don't remember if i gave the lady my card at the window >tfw might have accidentally stole the sandwich 17 KB PNG well boys looks like i might be going to jail.i won't be sleeping tonight.

: Anonymous 03/03/22(Thu)23:25:33 No.67642586 >just went to popeyes >got sandwich >don't remember if i gave the lady my card at the window >tfw might have accidentally stole the sandwich 17 KB PNG well boys looks like i might be going to jail.i won't be sleeping tonight.

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What’s wrong with you state mandated refugee gf!?? | /r/Greentext

DB0402A2-2FED-41A5-B662-DEA10B479DCC.jpg 71 KB JPG Heres your beautiful ukrainian refugee gf. Whats wrong? You don't like? >>362823568 # >>362823607 # >>362824221 # >>362824336 # >>362824387 # >>362824593 # rpovigorokliveoumatcomCeorKerpo

DB0402A2-2FED-41A5-B662-DEA10B479DCC.jpg 71 KB JPG Heres your beautiful ukrainian refugee gf. Whats wrong? You don't like? >>362823568 # >>362823607 # >>362824221 # >>362824336 # >>362824387 # >>362824593 # rpovigorokliveoumatcomCeorKerpo

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Audiophiles in a nutshell | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/22/21(Thu)09:19:45 No.852672830 >be me >Be audiophile >Spend 5 hours trying to find new song in lossless format >Can't buy since out 100 000 on equipment >finally find song >It is .exe file but whatever >Spend next 5 hours tuning my setup for R&B 9 KB JPG >Finally listen to song >Hear that the power company turbine is slightly off it's magnetic field >Makes slight hiss in my headphones >Instantly s--- and throw up over myself >Be safe out there fellow audiophiles

: Anonymous 04/22/21(Thu)09:19:45 No.852672830 >be me >Be audiophile >Spend 5 hours trying to find new song in lossless format >Can't buy since out 100 000 on equipment >finally find song >It is .exe file but whatever >Spend next 5 hours tuning my setup for R&B 9 KB JPG >Finally listen to song >Hear that the power company turbine is slightly off it's magnetic field >Makes slight hiss in my headphones >Instantly s--- and throw up over myself >Be safe out there fellow audiophiles

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Anon Debates Cause & Effect | /r/Greentext

File: 1645516495189.png (653 KB, 626x793) O Anonymous 03/03/22(Thu)11:08:59 No.67637478 ► >67637523 Being online daily for the last decade has made me retarded hasn't it? O Anonymous 03/03/22(Thu)11:16:34 No.67637523 >>67637478 (OP) don't confuse cause and effect, anon

File: 1645516495189.png (653 KB, 626x793) O Anonymous 03/03/22(Thu)11:08:59 No.67637478 ► >67637523 Being online daily for the last decade has made me retarded hasn't it? O Anonymous 03/03/22(Thu)11:16:34 No.67637523 >>67637478 (OP) don't confuse cause and effect, anon

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Anon figures out how Russia can win | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: XBJamWBx ) 03/03/22(Thu)13:56:45 No.364923686 41 an2.jpg 168 KB JPG The Russians just deployed 40 biplanes to jam Ukraine's antiaircraft networks >alright Yuri, heres the plan >you go up there in this biplane >the Ukies will shoot you down, wasting some of their AA ammo >>364924908 # >>364934106 # >>364943278 # >>364944432 #

: Anonymous (ID: XBJamWBx ) 03/03/22(Thu)13:56:45 No.364923686 41 an2.jpg 168 KB JPG The Russians just deployed 40 biplanes to jam Ukraine's antiaircraft networks >alright Yuri, heres the plan >you go up there in this biplane >the Ukies will shoot you down, wasting some of their AA ammo >>364924908 # >>364934106 # >>364943278 # >>364944432 #

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Anon is a camping expert | /r/Greentext

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Anon on hot tub streamers. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: QE/RSOAO ) EI3 03/03/22(Thu)15:59:13 No.364946655 >go on website where the average age is a 12 year old boy >website is specifically for video games for 12 year old boys >take your clothes off and perform sex acts on camera on 69 KB JPG this website >get paid $2,000,000 a month for 5 years doing this

Anonymous (ID: QE/RSOAO ) EI3 03/03/22(Thu)15:59:13 No.364946655 >go on website where the average age is a 12 year old boy >website is specifically for video games for 12 year old boys >take your clothes off and perform sex acts on camera on 69 KB JPG this website >get paid $2,000,000 a month for 5 years doing this

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Anon is a rapper | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/06/18(Fri)21:03:40 No.765096120 Well... >Be me >Amateur rapper >Spend hours daily writing verses >Finally get a show >Fuckyesnotgonnabeawagecuck.midi >Night of the show 79KB JPG >Get really f------ tense when I see the crowd must be like 200 people there >forget all my f------ lines >Mfw >Awkwardly start to mumble what I think my lines are into the microphone >THEY F------ START SCREAMING WITH EXCITEMENT >mfw the last few years of my life have been a waste of time when I could have mumbled f------ anything and been rly successful

: Anonymous 04/06/18(Fri)21:03:40 No.765096120 Well... >Be me >Amateur rapper >Spend hours daily writing verses >Finally get a show >Fuckyesnotgonnabeawagecuck.midi >Night of the show 79KB JPG >Get really f------ tense when I see the crowd must be like 200 people there >forget all my f------ lines >Mfw >Awkwardly start to mumble what I think my lines are into the microphone >THEY F------ START SCREAMING WITH EXCITEMENT >mfw the last few years of my life have been a waste of time when I could have mumbled f------ anything and been rly successful

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Anon had a retarded coworker. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/03/22(Thu)11:54:33 No.873736369 >Be me, weekend production floor manager of a large factory. B >Corporate wants to get some federal funds so it hires a literal 40 year old retard to fold boxes for 12 hours a day. 44 KB JPG > Retard is too dumb to do that correctly. >Consult with Corporate we can't fire him without documentation and giving him a "fighting chance" >Consult with my sister in law who works with retards. Develop a lesson plan to train him >Don't work still retarded, pees pants on factory floor..twice. Start documenting and trying harder. Work with him folding boxes to teach him. It is incredibly frustrating. We waste tons of product. Still can't do it at rate. >Takes a month for the higher ups to finally say okay...he is to retarded. >Prepare termination paperwork for tomorrow then I get a call. >Retards parents. They tell me retard died of a heart attack at 40 years old. They want me to go his funeral since I was his first "adult friend" in 20 years. I was about to fire him tomorrow...now I get a day off to go see him 2 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 03/03/22(Thu)11:56:18 No.873736463 Damn OP he probably talked highly of you at home

: Anonymous 03/03/22(Thu)11:54:33 No.873736369 >Be me, weekend production floor manager of a large factory. B >Corporate wants to get some federal funds so it hires a literal 40 year old retard to fold boxes for 12 hours a day. 44 KB JPG > Retard is too dumb to do that correctly. >Consult with Corporate we can't fire him without documentation and giving him a "fighting chance" >Consult with my sister in law who works with retards. Develop a lesson plan to train him >Don't work still retarded, pees pants on factory floor..twice. Start documenting and trying harder. Work with him folding boxes to teach him. It is incredibly frustrating. We waste tons of product. Still can't do it at rate. >Takes a month for the higher ups to finally say okay...he is to retarded. >Prepare termination paperwork for tomorrow then I get a call. >Retards parents. They tell me retard died of a heart attack at 40 years old. They want me to go his funeral since I was his first "adult friend" in 20 years. I was about to fire him tomorrow...now I get a day off to go see him 2 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 03/03/22(Thu)11:56:18 No.873736463 Damn OP he probably talked highly of you at home

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Anon wants to be a caveman | /r/Greentext

>tfw you'll never get to be a stone age caveman I wish I could live as a primitive, cave- dwelling, animalistic man like you wouldn't f------ believe. Imagine how much better they had it: >Wake up at 9:30 in the morning, don' 106 KB JPG know, just know that bright orb in the sky is up and shining through the vegetation and into your cave where your tribe lives >take a s--- in the middle of the forest and wash yourself in the river >take a spear and go with two other men and trek for 20 miles into the wilderness >get into a tree and plunge a deer with your spear >haul dead dear back to your cave for another 20 miles >eat every part of the deer >other tribe member f---- with you >smash in the head of other tribe member >let out a barbaric roar >go to sleep >repeat until you die at around 31, who gives a f--- you don't even know nor care about death and it's probably more enjoyable than doing the grueling s--- everyday

>tfw you'll never get to be a stone age caveman I wish I could live as a primitive, cave- dwelling, animalistic man like you wouldn't f------ believe. Imagine how much better they had it: >Wake up at 9:30 in the morning, don' 106 KB JPG know, just know that bright orb in the sky is up and shining through the vegetation and into your cave where your tribe lives >take a s--- in the middle of the forest and wash yourself in the river >take a spear and go with two other men and trek for 20 miles into the wilderness >get into a tree and plunge a deer with your spear >haul dead dear back to your cave for another 20 miles >eat every part of the deer >other tribe member f---- with you >smash in the head of other tribe member >let out a barbaric roar >go to sleep >repeat until you die at around 31, who gives a f--- you don't even know nor care about death and it's probably more enjoyable than doing the grueling s--- everyday

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Anon loses the game | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 04/15/20(Wed)17:13:08 No.503678250 2503678791 >503679183 22503680107 22503682016 File: 1572443678272.png (58 KB, 398x306) >>503677519 (OP) Ive dated 2 girls i met from mmos. we just happened to live in the same city and met up, and it just clicked so we kept at it. dated one for 6 months the other for 3 years. first one I broke up with cause she kept blowing off our dates, and that just always pisses me off. second girl died of cancer. Anonymous 04/15/20(Wed)17:20:50 No. 503679183 2>503679380 File: hu 1422640493_2816201342.jpg (86 KB, 1920x1080) >>503678250 Sad to hear she passed away anon. Did she at least drop any good loot? O Anonymous 04/15/20(Wed)17:22:31 No.503679380 2>503679584 03679626 2>503679775 >503679863 22503679936 22503680140 22503680157 >503680298 22503680323 2503680792 >2503680935 22503681150 22503681212 22503681226 22503681394 >>503681519 2>503681802 >>503681816 2>503681935 >503681954 2503682016 >>503679183 just a ring that lost its all of its enchantment. O Anonymous 04/15/20(Wed)17:24:21 No.503679584 | File: sko jpg (6 KB, 250x250) 2>503679380 Jesus f--- man

O Anonymous 04/15/20(Wed)17:13:08 No.503678250 2503678791 >503679183 22503680107 22503682016 File: 1572443678272.png (58 KB, 398x306) >>503677519 (OP) Ive dated 2 girls i met from mmos. we just happened to live in the same city and met up, and it just clicked so we kept at it. dated one for 6 months the other for 3 years. first one I broke up with cause she kept blowing off our dates, and that just always pisses me off. second girl died of cancer. Anonymous 04/15/20(Wed)17:20:50 No. 503679183 2>503679380 File: hu 1422640493_2816201342.jpg (86 KB, 1920x1080) >>503678250 Sad to hear she passed away anon. Did she at least drop any good loot? O Anonymous 04/15/20(Wed)17:22:31 No.503679380 2>503679584 03679626 2>503679775 >503679863 22503679936 22503680140 22503680157 >503680298 22503680323 2503680792 >2503680935 22503681150 22503681212 22503681226 22503681394 >>503681519 2>503681802 >>503681816 2>503681935 >503681954 2503682016 >>503679183 just a ring that lost its all of its enchantment. O Anonymous 04/15/20(Wed)17:24:21 No.503679584 | File: sko jpg (6 KB, 250x250) 2>503679380 Jesus f--- man

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