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Anon on stock market fiasco | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/03/22(Thu)22:00:53 No.873763348 >be me Thomas, I am a bit concerned about this recent stock market fiasco >William >worried about the recent stock De not be alarme William. I've handles our investments market fiasco >talk to my friend Thomas about my accerdingly Splendid. worries 165 KB JPG >he handles our investments accordingly >Splendid 21 Replies / 3 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 03/03/22(Thu)22:00:53 No.873763348 >be me Thomas, I am a bit concerned about this recent stock market fiasco >William >worried about the recent stock De not be alarme William. I've handles our investments market fiasco >talk to my friend Thomas about my accerdingly Splendid. worries 165 KB JPG >he handles our investments accordingly >Splendid 21 Replies / 3 Images View Thread

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Anon has doubts | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/03/22(Thu)19:54:04 No.52186990 DEEBLY GONCERNED 1635272276762.png 56 KB PNG >tank fight at a nuclear power plant >buildings on fire
: Anonymous 03/03/22(Thu)19:54:04 No.52186990 DEEBLY GONCERNED 1635272276762.png 56 KB PNG >tank fight at a nuclear power plant >buildings on fire

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Anon is absolutely clueless | /r/Greentext

Anonymous EE 03/03/15(Tue)17:15:35 No.383353 >taking a piss at university >American student walks in >"Cold day, isn't it?" Why do Americans talk to strangers? Anonymous 03/03/15(Tue)17:16:24 No.3833 he was calling your d--- small Anonymous E 03/03/15(Tue)17:17:29 No.3833 File: 1387850227320.jpg (70 KB, 330x319) >>38335310 (OP) >Taking a piss >"Cold day isn't it" OP...
Anonymous EE 03/03/15(Tue)17:15:35 No.383353 >taking a piss at university >American student walks in >"Cold day, isn't it?" Why do Americans talk to strangers? Anonymous 03/03/15(Tue)17:16:24 No.3833 he was calling your d--- small Anonymous E 03/03/15(Tue)17:17:29 No.3833 File: 1387850227320.jpg (70 KB, 330x319) >>38335310 (OP) >Taking a piss >"Cold day isn't it" OP...

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Anon met a girl | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 02/24/21(Wed)18:36:41 No.62484260 > >>62484346 >>62484385 >>62484386 >>62484414 >>62484454 >>62484494 Actual autism thread. >meet cute girl >we're talking about anime >she asks for recommendations >recomend scat hentai as a joke >blocked before I can even explain O Anonymous 02/24/21(Wed)18:42:59 No.62484346 >>62484260 (OP) Deserved it for knowing the name of a scat hentai.
O Anonymous 02/24/21(Wed)18:36:41 No.62484260 > >>62484346 >>62484385 >>62484386 >>62484414 >>62484454 >>62484494 Actual autism thread. >meet cute girl >we're talking about anime >she asks for recommendations >recomend scat hentai as a joke >blocked before I can even explain O Anonymous 02/24/21(Wed)18:42:59 No.62484346 >>62484260 (OP) Deserved it for knowing the name of a scat hentai.

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Anon doesn’t want to bother anyone | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/21/21(Sat)14:23:12 No.65075596 >want to message someone >don't want to bother them 193 KB PNG : Anonymous 08/21/21(Sat)14:23:54 No.65075598 >>65075596 (OP) # so instead you bother us with this s----- thread
: Anonymous 08/21/21(Sat)14:23:12 No.65075596 >want to message someone >don't want to bother them 193 KB PNG : Anonymous 08/21/21(Sat)14:23:54 No.65075598 >>65075596 (OP) # so instead you bother us with this s----- thread

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Anon Hate Florida | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/04/22(Fri)12:20:49 No.160773526 60 KB JPG Why do Americans hate Florida? Anonymous 03/04/22(Fri)13:25:16 No.160776640 >>160774072 >- a dumping ground for sex offenders from other states >- a dumping ground for old people waiting to die >- a dumping ground for refugees from Latinx America >- the port of entry for cocaine and a bunch of other drugs >- tacky family vacations >- corrupt cops Are you kidding me? All of these things are a hundred times worse right now.
Anonymous 03/04/22(Fri)12:20:49 No.160773526 60 KB JPG Why do Americans hate Florida? Anonymous 03/04/22(Fri)13:25:16 No.160776640 >>160774072 >- a dumping ground for sex offenders from other states >- a dumping ground for old people waiting to die >- a dumping ground for refugees from Latinx America >- the port of entry for cocaine and a bunch of other drugs >- tacky family vacations >- corrupt cops Are you kidding me? All of these things are a hundred times worse right now.

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Anon want to dress with a bimbo outfit for bf | /r/Greentext

File: power.jpg (384 KB, 1280x1280) O Wearing a bimbo outfit Anonymous 03/02/22(Wed)18:41:54 No.25952794 >>25952803 >>25952841 >>25953040 >>25953343 >>25953394 >>25953826 >>25953940 >>25954280 >>25954294 >>25955877 >>25955925 >>25956126 >>25956193 >>25957843 >>25960206 >>25961222 >>25961226 >>25961236 >>25961316 My bf was abroad for 2 months because of his work and he's coming back tomorrow. I thought about wearing some revealing clothes for this ocasion. My idea is basically >"daring" make-up >red lipstick >shirt with a deep cleavage >mini skirt >hair tied in 2 ponytails >long ass nails >pantyhose >some bimbo underwear Is it even a good idea? Won't he find it trashy? It's not like I wear it all the time. Also, if I wear it, should I put high heels on too? I generally hate wearing them and there's a big chance that I will fell over.
File: power.jpg (384 KB, 1280x1280) O Wearing a bimbo outfit Anonymous 03/02/22(Wed)18:41:54 No.25952794 >>25952803 >>25952841 >>25953040 >>25953343 >>25953394 >>25953826 >>25953940 >>25954280 >>25954294 >>25955877 >>25955925 >>25956126 >>25956193 >>25957843 >>25960206 >>25961222 >>25961226 >>25961236 >>25961316 My bf was abroad for 2 months because of his work and he's coming back tomorrow. I thought about wearing some revealing clothes for this ocasion. My idea is basically >"daring" make-up >red lipstick >shirt with a deep cleavage >mini skirt >hair tied in 2 ponytails >long ass nails >pantyhose >some bimbo underwear Is it even a good idea? Won't he find it trashy? It's not like I wear it all the time. Also, if I wear it, should I put high heels on too? I generally hate wearing them and there's a big chance that I will fell over.

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Anon was writing a story | /r/Greentext

File: cheems.jpg (38 KB, 500x500) Anonymous 02/26/22(Sat)04:38:30 No.19986917 [Reply] >>19989870 >19989894 >was writing a story based off a theoretical war between Russia and Ukraine for the past 5 years >war between Russia/Ukraine actually happens in RL >have to scrap the whole story I was writing for the past 5 years >Putin stole my story idea
File: cheems.jpg (38 KB, 500x500) Anonymous 02/26/22(Sat)04:38:30 No.19986917 [Reply] >>19989870 >19989894 >was writing a story based off a theoretical war between Russia and Ukraine for the past 5 years >war between Russia/Ukraine actually happens in RL >have to scrap the whole story I was writing for the past 5 years >Putin stole my story idea

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Even 4Chan Has It’s Limits | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: cqW+YgeV 03/04/22(Fri)13:00:15 No.365095846 Does anyone know when the US gets QT Ukranian refugee gfs? 55 KB JPG : Anonymous (ID: 016e/CXE)[-] 03/04/22(Fri)13:00:55 No.365095930 too soon man : Anonymous (ID: WE7CPXTM 03/04/22(Fri)13:01:25 No.365096011 >>365095846 (OP) # too soon. : Anonymous (ID: GRIQ/HF4 03/04/22(Fri)13:01:37 No.365096035 man why would you post this? You should have waited : Anonymous (ID: YORO/7LN ) 03/04/22(Fri)13:02:16 No.365096120 >>365095846 (OP) # Come on bro, really?
: Anonymous (ID: cqW+YgeV 03/04/22(Fri)13:00:15 No.365095846 Does anyone know when the US gets QT Ukranian refugee gfs? 55 KB JPG : Anonymous (ID: 016e/CXE)[-] 03/04/22(Fri)13:00:55 No.365095930 too soon man : Anonymous (ID: WE7CPXTM 03/04/22(Fri)13:01:25 No.365096011 >>365095846 (OP) # too soon. : Anonymous (ID: GRIQ/HF4 03/04/22(Fri)13:01:37 No.365096035 man why would you post this? You should have waited : Anonymous (ID: YORO/7LN ) 03/04/22(Fri)13:02:16 No.365096120 >>365095846 (OP) # Come on bro, really?

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Anon blames cancel culture | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 4tjl522D ) 03/04/22(Fri)13:12:24 No.365145304 >US and European companies are racing to make the life of the average Russian as miserable as possible for no reason I know that nobody will ever acknowledge it, but cancel culture really has ruined the west >>365145516 # >>365145758 # >>365146050 # >>365146121 # Anonymous (ID: JLkd/Lm+ ) EA : Anonymou 03/04/22(Fri)13:15:15 No.365145758 >>365145304 # >cancel culture f------ hell, can't even invade a country these days without someone getting offended and trying to get 197 KB PN someone fired Anonymou
: Anonymous (ID: 4tjl522D ) 03/04/22(Fri)13:12:24 No.365145304 >US and European companies are racing to make the life of the average Russian as miserable as possible for no reason I know that nobody will ever acknowledge it, but cancel culture really has ruined the west >>365145516 # >>365145758 # >>365146050 # >>365146121 # Anonymous (ID: JLkd/Lm+ ) EA : Anonymou 03/04/22(Fri)13:15:15 No.365145758 >>365145304 # >cancel culture f------ hell, can't even invade a country these days without someone getting offended and trying to get 197 KB PN someone fired Anonymou

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Anon is based | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 52LWvhmn 09/26/18(Wed)14:23:16 No.187073364 Why is it called homophobia? A phobia is an intense and irrational fear. I don't fear gay people. 90 KB JPG Gay people fear me. 10 Replies / 2 Images View Thread
: Anonymous (ID: 52LWvhmn 09/26/18(Wed)14:23:16 No.187073364 Why is it called homophobia? A phobia is an intense and irrational fear. I don't fear gay people. 90 KB JPG Gay people fear me. 10 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Anon Visits Reddit | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/04/22(Fri)05:10:50 No.873775512 go on reddit > look at conservative sub The new Discord community guidelines update is designed to ban and supress free speech and Conservative opinions. Discord users need to fight back. W e Cated > see post complaining about new discord tos and how it's attack against conservative beliefs discord.com te4400054 in Conservative by Nintandevotion 173 70% O 21h e > check new tos again 174 KB JPG > nothing against low tax, small gov or stuff like that, just paragraphs covering hate speech, misinformation and the usual shenanigans mfw these people have 0 self awareness 39 Replies / 6 Images View Thread : Anonymous 03/04/22(Fri)07:37:51 No.873779427 >>873778578 # >use another service Coming from the people who went all the way to the Supreme Court trying to force someone to bake them gay cakes. Leftoisa are straight trash.
: Anonymous 03/04/22(Fri)05:10:50 No.873775512 go on reddit > look at conservative sub The new Discord community guidelines update is designed to ban and supress free speech and Conservative opinions. Discord users need to fight back. W e Cated > see post complaining about new discord tos and how it's attack against conservative beliefs discord.com te4400054 in Conservative by Nintandevotion 173 70% O 21h e > check new tos again 174 KB JPG > nothing against low tax, small gov or stuff like that, just paragraphs covering hate speech, misinformation and the usual shenanigans mfw these people have 0 self awareness 39 Replies / 6 Images View Thread : Anonymous 03/04/22(Fri)07:37:51 No.873779427 >>873778578 # >use another service Coming from the people who went all the way to the Supreme Court trying to force someone to bake them gay cakes. Leftoisa are straight trash.

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Putin just wants banan | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/03/22(Thu)20:26:18 No.14620556 A Russian Control of Ukrainian Territory Source: Insitute for tre Stucy of War |Made by gimhzata De 100 200 300 km Basemap: ESRI, Laversikyof Teas 1D94123E-6185-4A0D-9B6D-84DFC5EBEE2C.jpg 111 KB JPG >>14620501 (OP) # >0o 00 aa ah ah >Ooh AH AH >АНННН АНННН АННН
: Anonymous 03/03/22(Thu)20:26:18 No.14620556 A Russian Control of Ukrainian Territory Source: Insitute for tre Stucy of War |Made by gimhzata De 100 200 300 km Basemap: ESRI, Laversikyof Teas 1D94123E-6185-4A0D-9B6D-84DFC5EBEE2C.jpg 111 KB JPG >>14620501 (OP) # >0o 00 aa ah ah >Ooh AH AH >АНННН АНННН АННН

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anon is a respected part of the group | /r/Greentext

>be me >drinking vodka and singing old Irish songs with friends >l end up passing out >wake up to my phone stolen and wallet empty >call friends with home phone >"ya hey man sorry about that we 27 KB PNG were playing poker and you lost them to john ill give him a call" >john calls me >"hey anon do you want your s--- back I know you were drunk and all" >get my money and phone back >mfw im a respected part of my friend group
>be me >drinking vodka and singing old Irish songs with friends >l end up passing out >wake up to my phone stolen and wallet empty >call friends with home phone >"ya hey man sorry about that we 27 KB PNG were playing poker and you lost them to john ill give him a call" >john calls me >"hey anon do you want your s--- back I know you were drunk and all" >get my money and phone back >mfw im a respected part of my friend group

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Femanon mogs Chad. | /r/Greentext

>be me >femanon >6'10, 350ish lbs >six foot ten. you read that right >used to think people never wanted me because im a f------ giant >never dated cuz of it AAAA WAAA AAAA MAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA 118 KB JPG >work at pizza place delivering s--- >people expect the quiet woman answering their calls to be 5'0 with A-cups and glasses >sometimes get funny reactions at the door >have to deliver to a richer neighborhood >4 party pizzas, 2 party size garlic fingers, on and on. easily enough food for 30 people. expensive as f--- >tips are usually 10-15% of order, optional of course >get to the house and a beefy guy opens the door >this 6' manlet has to look up to me >stares in silence for a few seconds >the party inside stops >people are literally seeing this once-chad being dwarfed by me >feel the urge to make a joke >say, "lots of food for a tiny man" >the people inside laugh a bit, get back to party. tall girl shock is over >door guy hasn't said a word >he shakes a bit and turns red >his knees almost buckle, and he leans on the doorframe some >ask if he's okay, he mumbles something and shuffles off >someone else comes out and pays >"yeah I dunno what's wrong with him, he looked like he p----- his pants. this is from him tho" >$50 tip >it was a $150 order >holy f--- >thank the guy a bunch and leave >didn't realize what happened until I got home >find out that night that some people are really, really into big girls >mfw 19 Replies / 8 Images View Thread
>be me >femanon >6'10, 350ish lbs >six foot ten. you read that right >used to think people never wanted me because im a f------ giant >never dated cuz of it AAAA WAAA AAAA MAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA 118 KB JPG >work at pizza place delivering s--- >people expect the quiet woman answering their calls to be 5'0 with A-cups and glasses >sometimes get funny reactions at the door >have to deliver to a richer neighborhood >4 party pizzas, 2 party size garlic fingers, on and on. easily enough food for 30 people. expensive as f--- >tips are usually 10-15% of order, optional of course >get to the house and a beefy guy opens the door >this 6' manlet has to look up to me >stares in silence for a few seconds >the party inside stops >people are literally seeing this once-chad being dwarfed by me >feel the urge to make a joke >say, "lots of food for a tiny man" >the people inside laugh a bit, get back to party. tall girl shock is over >door guy hasn't said a word >he shakes a bit and turns red >his knees almost buckle, and he leans on the doorframe some >ask if he's okay, he mumbles something and shuffles off >someone else comes out and pays >"yeah I dunno what's wrong with him, he looked like he p----- his pants. this is from him tho" >$50 tip >it was a $150 order >holy f--- >thank the guy a bunch and leave >didn't realize what happened until I got home >find out that night that some people are really, really into big girls >mfw 19 Replies / 8 Images View Thread

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Anon's mom is sad | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/03/22(Thu)23:55:01 No.160746508 >>160746560 >>160746574 >>160746585 >>160746626 >>160746665 >>160746690 >>160746973 >>160747151 >>160747157 >>160747180 >>160747191 >>160747409 >>160747834 >>160748133 >>160748146 >>160748160 >Mom is sad because IKEA is closing down in our city. She loved to shop there. Why is the west doing this to us?
Anonymous 03/03/22(Thu)23:55:01 No.160746508 >>160746560 >>160746574 >>160746585 >>160746626 >>160746665 >>160746690 >>160746973 >>160747151 >>160747157 >>160747180 >>160747191 >>160747409 >>160747834 >>160748133 >>160748146 >>160748160 >Mom is sad because IKEA is closing down in our city. She loved to shop there. Why is the west doing this to us?

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Anon collects lighters | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/10/21(Mon)07:51:26 No.63603986 >At work >Known at work as the guy who collects lighters >Coworker gives me a lighter he found >"Aw nice, thanks bro." 624 KB PNG >Opinion of that person went up in my mind >Think about it later that day >Realize l'm a 'collect x amount of y" npc >mfw
: Anonymous 05/10/21(Mon)07:51:26 No.63603986 >At work >Known at work as the guy who collects lighters >Coworker gives me a lighter he found >"Aw nice, thanks bro." 624 KB PNG >Opinion of that person went up in my mind >Think about it later that day >Realize l'm a 'collect x amount of y" npc >mfw

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Anon can't get his degree. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: rQLjFbc9 ) = 14 years undergraduate student(...) 03/04/22(Fri)07:55:29 No.365095191 Got in university in 2008, when I was 18. 14 years later andI still haven't gotten the degree due to multiple reasons(break up with gf, trouble with the law, being a poorfag, too lazy to study). Out of 40 exams required to get the degree I have passed 7 so far. 33 remaining. Is it still possible to do this at age 32? I feel my brain has closed and when I open the books to study they all seem like Chinese to me. Worst part is I've been getting multiple threats from the rector to evacuate my room in the dorm and get the f--- out cause l've passed the limit allowed to stay for 11 years. They threatened to call the cops every year for the past 3 years but so far l've went to leftist parties and had them block the process. Any ideas what to do with my life right now? My parents think I only have 2 exams left to get the degree(l lied). 87 KB PNG
Anonymous (ID: rQLjFbc9 ) = 14 years undergraduate student(...) 03/04/22(Fri)07:55:29 No.365095191 Got in university in 2008, when I was 18. 14 years later andI still haven't gotten the degree due to multiple reasons(break up with gf, trouble with the law, being a poorfag, too lazy to study). Out of 40 exams required to get the degree I have passed 7 so far. 33 remaining. Is it still possible to do this at age 32? I feel my brain has closed and when I open the books to study they all seem like Chinese to me. Worst part is I've been getting multiple threats from the rector to evacuate my room in the dorm and get the f--- out cause l've passed the limit allowed to stay for 11 years. They threatened to call the cops every year for the past 3 years but so far l've went to leftist parties and had them block the process. Any ideas what to do with my life right now? My parents think I only have 2 exams left to get the degree(l lied). 87 KB PNG

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Definitely fucked. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/03/22(Thu)20:10:27 No.873761344 >be me >be femanon >have f----- up life >finally get my s--- together adidas >be 23 >baby fever like a m------------ >decide i think i want a baby after 209 KB PNG thinking about it >go off bc >f--- around once >fast forward >4 days late for my period >FREAKING THE F--- OUT >made this thread earlier >update: i went and p----- on a stick and i am in fact knocked up. I literally am so freaking the f--- out right now. like i wanted this, but im also going nuts my brain is running a million miles an hour and i have no idea how or when to tell people. like i leterally am afraid to even leave my f------ room rn. I havent talked to my parents all night and ive just laid in bed freaking the f--- out. what should i do /b/ ? 64 Replies / 4 Images View Thread : Anonymous 03/03/22(Thu)20:38:46 No.873762381 honestly you're f-----, no better way to say it.
: Anonymous 03/03/22(Thu)20:10:27 No.873761344 >be me >be femanon >have f----- up life >finally get my s--- together adidas >be 23 >baby fever like a m------------ >decide i think i want a baby after 209 KB PNG thinking about it >go off bc >f--- around once >fast forward >4 days late for my period >FREAKING THE F--- OUT >made this thread earlier >update: i went and p----- on a stick and i am in fact knocked up. I literally am so freaking the f--- out right now. like i wanted this, but im also going nuts my brain is running a million miles an hour and i have no idea how or when to tell people. like i leterally am afraid to even leave my f------ room rn. I havent talked to my parents all night and ive just laid in bed freaking the f--- out. what should i do /b/ ? 64 Replies / 4 Images View Thread : Anonymous 03/03/22(Thu)20:38:46 No.873762381 honestly you're f-----, no better way to say it.

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