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o Anonymous 03/04/22(Fri)09:28:35 No.25212937 >Doing rounds as PA >Веeping >Thin old lady >Med student in room >She says hold my hand >Student says why >Took all of my strength not to slap that moron
o Anonymous 03/04/22(Fri)09:28:35 No.25212937 >Doing rounds as PA >Веeping >Thin old lady >Med student in room >She says hold my hand >Student says why >Took all of my strength not to slap that moron

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Anon feels disrespected | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 50346994 3 hr. ago >be me >be on Facebook >see album of brother's house party >decide to browse through it out of boredom >generic party with chads and stacies >see photo of three people holding something 2.0 MB GIF >... >what the f--- >that's my dakimakura >some f--- took it from my room and down to the party >click through more photos >these f------ chads posing with my waifu >one of them is dancing with her >the next photo is someone riding her like a f------ broomstick >cry out in frustration and close the album I can't f------ fathom how people think its okay to take someone really precious to you and parade around with them with not a shred of respect. ONE OF THEM WAS SUCKING ON HER T--- TOO. Literally the only thing I have up on these f---- is the 2D world and I can't even have that, they have to f------ go and gangbang my waifu. 15 REPLIES 9 IMAGES REPLY
Anonymous | 50346994 3 hr. ago >be me >be on Facebook >see album of brother's house party >decide to browse through it out of boredom >generic party with chads and stacies >see photo of three people holding something 2.0 MB GIF >... >what the f--- >that's my dakimakura >some f--- took it from my room and down to the party >click through more photos >these f------ chads posing with my waifu >one of them is dancing with her >the next photo is someone riding her like a f------ broomstick >cry out in frustration and close the album I can't f------ fathom how people think its okay to take someone really precious to you and parade around with them with not a shred of respect. ONE OF THEM WAS SUCKING ON HER T--- TOO. Literally the only thing I have up on these f---- is the 2D world and I can't even have that, they have to f------ go and gangbang my waifu. 15 REPLIES 9 IMAGES REPLY

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Nostalgia Hits Hard bros | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/04/22(Fri)12:06:38 No.160772721 47 KB JPG >it's year 2005 >you come back from school and look for the bigfoot in GTA San Andreas do you know this feel in your country?
Anonymous 03/04/22(Fri)12:06:38 No.160772721 47 KB JPG >it's year 2005 >you come back from school and look for the bigfoot in GTA San Andreas do you know this feel in your country?

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Anon on Redditors. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: AUTW/2vH ). 03/05/22(Sat)02:12:45 No.365272386 >Soldier posts on Facebook his exact location to his friends and fellow Redditors in private yuana raco M no eten >Redditor posts the image on Reddit for updoots 620 KB JPG >Russian scrolling through the subreddit gets confirmation that Ukrainians are using schools as bases >Russians shell every abandoned school in the area, massacring everybody A Redditor singlehandedly got multiple safe zones exposed for upvotes
Anonymous (ID: AUTW/2vH ). 03/05/22(Sat)02:12:45 No.365272386 >Soldier posts on Facebook his exact location to his friends and fellow Redditors in private yuana raco M no eten >Redditor posts the image on Reddit for updoots 620 KB JPG >Russian scrolling through the subreddit gets confirmation that Ukrainians are using schools as bases >Russians shell every abandoned school in the area, massacring everybody A Redditor singlehandedly got multiple safe zones exposed for upvotes

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anon has shitty friends | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/04/22(Fri)09:43:43 No.873788487 >make plans to meet a friend I haven't seen in awhile for a beer >make plans on tuesday for friday >this morning he cancels with no explanation >I say "aw s--- man how about tmrw?" 7 KB JPG >no response what am 1? a toxic person? 3 Replies / 3 Images View Thread : Anonymous 03/04/22(Fri)10:00:12 No.873789301 >>873788487 (OP) # that's on them. I've done that before due to anxiety. 63 KB JPG
: Anonymous 03/04/22(Fri)09:43:43 No.873788487 >make plans to meet a friend I haven't seen in awhile for a beer >make plans on tuesday for friday >this morning he cancels with no explanation >I say "aw s--- man how about tmrw?" 7 KB JPG >no response what am 1? a toxic person? 3 Replies / 3 Images View Thread : Anonymous 03/04/22(Fri)10:00:12 No.873789301 >>873788487 (OP) # that's on them. I've done that before due to anxiety. 63 KB JPG

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Anon needs advice ASAP | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/18/22(Tue)17:49:29 No.870940254 >be me >playing Norwegian checkers against with the homeless man who lives under my porch >i accidentally make an illegal move >he unsheathes his katana and challenges me to a duel >i accept, and pull the greatsword from 34 KB JPG my back >winnerwinnerchickendinner.bat >as per the rules of the game, his second takes his place in the game >his second is a raccoon does anybody have any tips on how to beat a raccoon in Norwegian checkers? it's halftime right now, but he's been kicking my ass and if i lose the Elder One will revoke my powers
: Anonymous 01/18/22(Tue)17:49:29 No.870940254 >be me >playing Norwegian checkers against with the homeless man who lives under my porch >i accidentally make an illegal move >he unsheathes his katana and challenges me to a duel >i accept, and pull the greatsword from 34 KB JPG my back >winnerwinnerchickendinner.bat >as per the rules of the game, his second takes his place in the game >his second is a raccoon does anybody have any tips on how to beat a raccoon in Norwegian checkers? it's halftime right now, but he's been kicking my ass and if i lose the Elder One will revoke my powers

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Anons first day on the job | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/04/22(Fri)21:11:24 No.67658741 > First day on the job > Gets gay thoughts about my coworkers I need to find a girlfriend soon 12 KB JPG : Anonymous 03/04/22(Fri)21:41:05 No.67658974 >>67658741 (OP) # Have you considered you may be a f-----?
: Anonymous 03/04/22(Fri)21:11:24 No.67658741 > First day on the job > Gets gay thoughts about my coworkers I need to find a girlfriend soon 12 KB JPG : Anonymous 03/04/22(Fri)21:41:05 No.67658974 >>67658741 (OP) # Have you considered you may be a f-----?

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Anon has a shitty day | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/04/22(Fri)14:06:25 No.873804699 FILMTASTIC 200w.gif 1.12 MB GIF >on zoom meeting for work >need to take a diarrhea s--- so I type in chat "BRB" and turn camera off >say "damn I need to take a s---" and run to bathroom >sit down and unless hell >say "oh f--- yes finally" while violently s------- >hear boss say "Anon we can hear you can you please mute your mic man" >oh f--- >l'm too scared to face the consequences so l double down and release more sharts >pretend I can't hear them >get kicked from the meeting >phone my boss >tells me he could hear everything >l apologize and act like I had no idea >he let's me off with a firm warning that if I need to go to please leave my phone or tablet in my work area I'm too scared to face everyone in the meeting tomorrow bois what do I do.
: Anonymous 03/04/22(Fri)14:06:25 No.873804699 FILMTASTIC 200w.gif 1.12 MB GIF >on zoom meeting for work >need to take a diarrhea s--- so I type in chat "BRB" and turn camera off >say "damn I need to take a s---" and run to bathroom >sit down and unless hell >say "oh f--- yes finally" while violently s------- >hear boss say "Anon we can hear you can you please mute your mic man" >oh f--- >l'm too scared to face the consequences so l double down and release more sharts >pretend I can't hear them >get kicked from the meeting >phone my boss >tells me he could hear everything >l apologize and act like I had no idea >he let's me off with a firm warning that if I need to go to please leave my phone or tablet in my work area I'm too scared to face everyone in the meeting tomorrow bois what do I do.

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Anon talks about Medieval Knights | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/17/21(Sun)04:04:19 No.63961874 This is how a Medieval Knight trained >Jean II Le Maingre, according to himself, began the day by going on a 10 km run while in armor alamy stock photo >Did somersaults in full armour 211 KB JPG >Used a sledgehammer and swing it about as if it was a polearm. >toughened his hands by repeatedly punching the ground, a wall, or another punchable surface. >Picked up a large stone and threw it and repeat it >Jumped directly on horseback without using a stirrup as aid to climb on the saddle >Put himself between two walls and use your arms and legs to climb up
: Anonymous 10/17/21(Sun)04:04:19 No.63961874 This is how a Medieval Knight trained >Jean II Le Maingre, according to himself, began the day by going on a 10 km run while in armor alamy stock photo >Did somersaults in full armour 211 KB JPG >Used a sledgehammer and swing it about as if it was a polearm. >toughened his hands by repeatedly punching the ground, a wall, or another punchable surface. >Picked up a large stone and threw it and repeat it >Jumped directly on horseback without using a stirrup as aid to climb on the saddle >Put himself between two walls and use your arms and legs to climb up

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anon talks about women | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/05/22(Sat)00:17:08 No.873802035 >>873801639 (OP) # >STRONG INDEPEDENT WAMEN! >DONT NEED NO MAN! >SMARTER AND MORE CAPABLE THAN ANY MAN! >Immediately goes into w------ and begging men for money when times get tough Lol
: Anonymous 03/05/22(Sat)00:17:08 No.873802035 >>873801639 (OP) # >STRONG INDEPEDENT WAMEN! >DONT NEED NO MAN! >SMARTER AND MORE CAPABLE THAN ANY MAN! >Immediately goes into w------ and begging men for money when times get tough Lol

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Anon why u smilin | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/17/15(Wed)13:45:14 No.622330744 Retarded stories thread >be me >be in first grade >taking test >teacher tells us if we can't do a 100 KB JPG problem, put a smile face >middle of test >look up at teacher >smile as hard as I can >hold smile for a solid 2 mins >mfw placed into special Ed next week
: Anonymous 06/17/15(Wed)13:45:14 No.622330744 Retarded stories thread >be me >be in first grade >taking test >teacher tells us if we can't do a 100 KB JPG problem, put a smile face >middle of test >look up at teacher >smile as hard as I can >hold smile for a solid 2 mins >mfw placed into special Ed next week

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Anon is a weeb | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/11/18(Tue)20:44:40 No.787152545 >be me >japanese >living with a white family in the US >pretty sweet gig honestly >one day their bitchy white daughter kicks down my WarvmA 11 KB PNG bedroom door >call her a baka and tell her to get out >"FOR THE LAST TIME ANON YOU'RE NOT JAPANESE YOU'RE JUST A F------ WEEB" >mfw
: Anonymous 12/11/18(Tue)20:44:40 No.787152545 >be me >japanese >living with a white family in the US >pretty sweet gig honestly >one day their bitchy white daughter kicks down my WarvmA 11 KB PNG bedroom door >call her a baka and tell her to get out >"FOR THE LAST TIME ANON YOU'RE NOT JAPANESE YOU'RE JUST A F------ WEEB" >mfw

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Anon is Normal | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/04/22(Fri)17:22:05 No.873805386 >be me >have c------- fetish >be fetish >be an unusual sexual fixation 5 KB JPG >be c------- >be the natural goal of sex >be me >have no fetishes
: Anonymous 03/04/22(Fri)17:22:05 No.873805386 >be me >have c------- fetish >be fetish >be an unusual sexual fixation 5 KB JPG >be c------- >be the natural goal of sex >be me >have no fetishes

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Anon is a funnyman | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/04/22(Fri)23:31:47 No.67654714 >hung out with bro >he took a nap Prego Pasta Sauce, Italian Tomate Sauce with Meat, 67 Ounce Jar nS in >took his phone >downloaded p--- moaning Prego Me sounds Bay >set it as the alarm for Monday 1.15 MB PNG 10am >he works an office job 9-5 Hahahahahhahha gonna be hilarious
: Anonymous 03/04/22(Fri)23:31:47 No.67654714 >hung out with bro >he took a nap Prego Pasta Sauce, Italian Tomate Sauce with Meat, 67 Ounce Jar nS in >took his phone >downloaded p--- moaning Prego Me sounds Bay >set it as the alarm for Monday 1.15 MB PNG 10am >he works an office job 9-5 Hahahahahhahha gonna be hilarious

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anon is kek | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/01/19(Sun)07:40:23 No.476288660 The Minecraft bee is trans 12 KB JPG : Anonymous 09/01/19(Sun)07:41:16 No.476288725 Because it attacks you over the slightest thing then kills itself? 2>476288834 >476288902 # >>476289095 # >>476289154 # 2>476289195 1 # # 22476289437 22476289623 E »476289636 # 2476289795 2>476289904 2»476290089 4 >476290235 >476290462 476291076 # 22476291134 # 22476291137
: Anonymous 09/01/19(Sun)07:40:23 No.476288660 The Minecraft bee is trans 12 KB JPG : Anonymous 09/01/19(Sun)07:41:16 No.476288725 Because it attacks you over the slightest thing then kills itself? 2>476288834 >476288902 # >>476289095 # >>476289154 # 2>476289195 1 # # 22476289437 22476289623 E »476289636 # 2476289795 2>476289904 2»476290089 4 >476290235 >476290462 476291076 # 22476291134 # 22476291137

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Anon likes reading | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/04/22(Fri)17:11:04 No.234946126 >girl ask me what im doing in my free time >say i read >she smiles and stares at me with her eyes wide open >i mumble "... manga" the look of dissapointment in her face was unspeakable but i think you know 77 KB JPG
: Anonymous 03/04/22(Fri)17:11:04 No.234946126 >girl ask me what im doing in my free time >say i read >she smiles and stares at me with her eyes wide open >i mumble "... manga" the look of dissapointment in her face was unspeakable but i think you know 77 KB JPG

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its the little victorys!! | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/04/22(Fri)06:58:28 No.676478 >Measured my penis back in like 2012 when I was about 20 >5 inches by 4.5 inches >Measured it again the other day >5.5 by 5 inches 31 KB JPG It's the little victories
Anonymous 03/04/22(Fri)06:58:28 No.676478 >Measured my penis back in like 2012 when I was about 20 >5 inches by 4.5 inches >Measured it again the other day >5.5 by 5 inches 31 KB JPG It's the little victories

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Professor Pooper | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/04/22(Fri)16:00:34 No.164698576 >>164698010 # >work in a call centre >boss bought hundreds of fake animal poos made of plastic >whenever someone goes to the 117 KB PNG toilet, he times them >every minute they get an animal poo put on their desk >at the end of the month he gathers all the animal poo >one who spent the most time pooing gets the title 'Professor Pooper' and has their toilet door key taken away so they can't poop or pee during the day the following month without him escorting them >if he escorts you he says it wastes company time and gets deducted from your pay >tfw i have been professor pooper 3 months in a row due to constipation >tried to eat lentils at lunchtime to improve my gut health >boss said they smell and i can't eat them in the office I want to quit but I need the money. >>164698758 # >>164699028 #
: Anonymous 03/04/22(Fri)16:00:34 No.164698576 >>164698010 # >work in a call centre >boss bought hundreds of fake animal poos made of plastic >whenever someone goes to the 117 KB PNG toilet, he times them >every minute they get an animal poo put on their desk >at the end of the month he gathers all the animal poo >one who spent the most time pooing gets the title 'Professor Pooper' and has their toilet door key taken away so they can't poop or pee during the day the following month without him escorting them >if he escorts you he says it wastes company time and gets deducted from your pay >tfw i have been professor pooper 3 months in a row due to constipation >tried to eat lentils at lunchtime to improve my gut health >boss said they smell and i can't eat them in the office I want to quit but I need the money. >>164698758 # >>164699028 #

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