Greentext Stories - Images

Sorted By:

Anon discovers the school system | /r/Greentext


Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Anon watches Drake and Josh | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)21:40:32 No.119406697 JOSH: Drake... where's Epstein? Drake DRAKE: He's right in there. See, I Josh put him on suicide watch. [laugh track] JOSH: You were supposed to monitor him constantly. DRAKE: Dude, l'm gonna! JOSH: Oh really? 51 KB JPG DRAKE: Yes! JOSH: So go check on him! DRAKE: Okay, I will! tcch [laugh track] [rattles the door, peeps through the door, turns around] DRAKE: ...I see the problem. JOSH: Oh do ya?!
: Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)21:40:32 No.119406697 JOSH: Drake... where's Epstein? Drake DRAKE: He's right in there. See, I Josh put him on suicide watch. [laugh track] JOSH: You were supposed to monitor him constantly. DRAKE: Dude, l'm gonna! JOSH: Oh really? 51 KB JPG DRAKE: Yes! JOSH: So go check on him! DRAKE: Okay, I will! tcch [laugh track] [rattles the door, peeps through the door, turns around] DRAKE: ...I see the problem. JOSH: Oh do ya?!

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font

Anon fasts | /r/Greentext

>be muslim >fast for ramadan >walk over to kitchen >trip and fall over >shawarma lands in my mouth (extra tahini) >apple slice lands in mouth >3L of water land in mouth 34.9 kB JPG >confess to imam later >he calls me a liar and kicks me out
>be muslim >fast for ramadan >walk over to kitchen >trip and fall over >shawarma lands in my mouth (extra tahini) >apple slice lands in mouth >3L of water land in mouth 34.9 kB JPG >confess to imam later >he calls me a liar and kicks me out

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext sleeve

Anon meets a cow :) | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/02/21(Mon)21:38:17 No.3883316 >Moo at a cow >lt moos back We are friends 101 KB PNG
: Anonymous 08/02/21(Mon)21:38:17 No.3883316 >Moo at a cow >lt moos back We are friends 101 KB PNG

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext gesture organism font

Anon is a gamer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/09/22(Wed)00:47:05 No.67705799 Are ya winning son? >be me playing intense 1v1 online game (chess) >im actually pretty good despite being a complete retard irl >dominate every player >get really high rank >stumble upon this obscure player 93 KB JPG >he's the first who manages to beat me >rematch >loseagain.jpg >repeat x30 >he sends a link to his discord in chat >add him >he's pretty wholesome & chill >we start to play random games togheter and just hang out on discord >ffw 4 weeks >he sends a pic of him crossdressing with the caption "if you want to see the rest beat me at chess" >his thighs and his skinny tummy are exposed >my meat is literally trembling >challenge him >lose again Anyway after that we started seeing eachother (he likes to top)
: Anonymous 03/09/22(Wed)00:47:05 No.67705799 Are ya winning son? >be me playing intense 1v1 online game (chess) >im actually pretty good despite being a complete retard irl >dominate every player >get really high rank >stumble upon this obscure player 93 KB JPG >he's the first who manages to beat me >rematch >loseagain.jpg >repeat x30 >he sends a link to his discord in chat >add him >he's pretty wholesome & chill >we start to play random games togheter and just hang out on discord >ffw 4 weeks >he sends a pic of him crossdressing with the caption "if you want to see the rest beat me at chess" >his thighs and his skinny tummy are exposed >my meat is literally trembling >challenge him >lose again Anyway after that we started seeing eachother (he likes to top)

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font

Anon is sceptical | /r/Greentext

>rub magic paper on your ass >s--- just goes away Yeah f------ right.
>rub magic paper on your ass >s--- just goes away Yeah f------ right.

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext rectangle

Anon asks for advice | /r/Greentext

! Anonymous 12/17/18(Mon)09:59:00 No.48760867 What exercise to improve on this condition? 16 KB JPG 5 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 12/17/18(Mon)10:01:38 No.48760890
! Anonymous 12/17/18(Mon)09:59:00 No.48760867 What exercise to improve on this condition? 16 KB JPG 5 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 12/17/18(Mon)10:01:38 No.48760890

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext gesture font rectangle

Anon believes in economic warfare | /r/Greentext

>starts war to halt western encroachment >demonstrates to the world that western alliances have the strength to cripple a countries economy without dropping a single bomb ROA R >rest of the civilized world now sees the 56 KB JPG power the west has in the global economy >unintentionally makes the west even stronger mfw
>starts war to halt western encroachment >demonstrates to the world that western alliances have the strength to cripple a countries economy without dropping a single bomb ROA R >rest of the civilized world now sees the 56 KB JPG power the west has in the global economy >unintentionally makes the west even stronger mfw

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext jaw font

Anon is a darling | /r/Greentext

My friend keeps crossdressing around the house. My friend keeps crossdressing (...) 03/08/22(Tue)17:11:55 No.67701933 >Let friend stay at my place for a few weeks >all he does is crossdress >keeps calling me darling >keeps coming into my room while I sleep (has admitted to this) >keeps asking me if I have a r--- fetish 114 KB PNG >his laptop contains images of forced feminization and r--- What the f--- do I do and how do I kill him
My friend keeps crossdressing around the house. My friend keeps crossdressing (...) 03/08/22(Tue)17:11:55 No.67701933 >Let friend stay at my place for a few weeks >all he does is crossdress >keeps calling me darling >keeps coming into my room while I sleep (has admitted to this) >keeps asking me if I have a r--- fetish 114 KB PNG >his laptop contains images of forced feminization and r--- What the f--- do I do and how do I kill him

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext cat organism carnivore happy felidae

Anon’s sister comes out | /r/Greentext

| Anonymous 01/23/21(Sat)17:22:54 No.61999933 >be me >chillin in my room >mom comes in, tells me my sister is gay >kinda figured she was before, haircut, had a couple rainbow flags, thought she was bi tho 14 KB PNG >now realised my entire family's bloodline relies on me now >me >mfw just f--- my life man, all i feel is limitless guilt doom and despair I don't even care that she's gay, i support her, but this realisation has just made me feel 1000x worse about it 9 Replies View Thread
| Anonymous 01/23/21(Sat)17:22:54 No.61999933 >be me >chillin in my room >mom comes in, tells me my sister is gay >kinda figured she was before, haircut, had a couple rainbow flags, thought she was bi tho 14 KB PNG >now realised my entire family's bloodline relies on me now >me >mfw just f--- my life man, all i feel is limitless guilt doom and despair I don't even care that she's gay, i support her, but this realisation has just made me feel 1000x worse about it 9 Replies View Thread

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font

Anon is impressed | /r/Greentext

Liked by and 229 others What a year it has been. 1 bout of chlamydia, 4 pregnancy scares,1 baby due in July, 3 breakups, 4 prank surveillance team missions, 47.5 shags, 48 pies. 100 break downs, 1000 tears, a million laughs and 5 friends for life O The laluttening/ Anonymous (ID: zINMEnD 03/08/22(Tue)15:08:21 No.365953236 35a Degeneration of saciety. O Anonymous (ID: KWszWnK7 File: 1646336210779.png (33 KB, 200x150) 03/08/22(Tue)16.07:45 No.365962400 >>365953236 (OP) >48 pies
Liked by and 229 others What a year it has been. 1 bout of chlamydia, 4 pregnancy scares,1 baby due in July, 3 breakups, 4 prank surveillance team missions, 47.5 shags, 48 pies. 100 break downs, 1000 tears, a million laughs and 5 friends for life O The laluttening/ Anonymous (ID: zINMEnD 03/08/22(Tue)15:08:21 No.365953236 35a Degeneration of saciety. O Anonymous (ID: KWszWnK7 File: 1646336210779.png (33 KB, 200x150) 03/08/22(Tue)16.07:45 No.365962400 >>365953236 (OP) >48 pies

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext footwear jeans shoe shorts photograph white leg product font thigh

Anon is a hungry pig | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/08/18(Thu)14:59:45 No.95661009 PEP ouPlee ttvettet IMAGO052.jpg 1016 KB JPG What should I watch, boys? : Anonymous 03/08/18(Thu)15:00:21 No.95661032 your weight >>95661071 # >>95661160 # >>95661164 # >>95661211 # >>95661217 # >>95661236 # >>95661273 # >>95661314 # >>95661386 # >>95661496 # >>95661551 # >>95661845 #
: Anonymous 03/08/18(Thu)14:59:45 No.95661009 PEP ouPlee ttvettet IMAGO052.jpg 1016 KB JPG What should I watch, boys? : Anonymous 03/08/18(Thu)15:00:21 No.95661032 your weight >>95661071 # >>95661160 # >>95661164 # >>95661211 # >>95661217 # >>95661236 # >>95661273 # >>95661314 # >>95661386 # >>95661496 # >>95661551 # >>95661845 #

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext food product recipe cuisine font ingredient

Anon collects lighters | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/10/21(Mon)07:51:26 No.63603986 >At work >Known at work as the guy who collects lighters >Coworker gives me a lighter he found >"Aw nice, thanks bro." 624 KB PNG >Opinion of that person went up in my mind >Think about it later that day >Realize l'm a 'collect x amount of y" npc >mfw
: Anonymous 05/10/21(Mon)07:51:26 No.63603986 >At work >Known at work as the guy who collects lighters >Coworker gives me a lighter he found >"Aw nice, thanks bro." 624 KB PNG >Opinion of that person went up in my mind >Think about it later that day >Realize l'm a 'collect x amount of y" npc >mfw

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext organism font

Anon has a bad dream | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/31/18(Tue)03:51:51 No.21212483 >Be around four to five years old >in my bed, trying to sleep >suddenly, I'm completely paralyzed >strange bassy music starts playing >a wicked-looking disembodied face (imagine an Aztec sun dial, but made of wood) comes out of the wall and starts yelling incoherent nonsense sprinkled with the occasional petty insult >refers to itself as "Roroledo" (spelling?) >l'm scared shitless and can barely get any sleep >this keeps happening over and over for weeks, maybe even months >keep quiet about it because I don't want my friends and family to think I'm nuts >at the time, we'd get regular check-ups from the school nurse to make sure we didn't have head lice >during one such inspection, the nurse notices that I look incredibly tired >l break my silence and start describing the aforementioned night terrors >she snaps at me, telling me to cut it out because this s--- isn't funny >turns out she's heard the exact same story from a dozen or so other kids
: Anonymous 07/31/18(Tue)03:51:51 No.21212483 >Be around four to five years old >in my bed, trying to sleep >suddenly, I'm completely paralyzed >strange bassy music starts playing >a wicked-looking disembodied face (imagine an Aztec sun dial, but made of wood) comes out of the wall and starts yelling incoherent nonsense sprinkled with the occasional petty insult >refers to itself as "Roroledo" (spelling?) >l'm scared shitless and can barely get any sleep >this keeps happening over and over for weeks, maybe even months >keep quiet about it because I don't want my friends and family to think I'm nuts >at the time, we'd get regular check-ups from the school nurse to make sure we didn't have head lice >during one such inspection, the nurse notices that I look incredibly tired >l break my silence and start describing the aforementioned night terrors >she snaps at me, telling me to cut it out because this s--- isn't funny >turns out she's heard the exact same story from a dozen or so other kids

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font

Anon has a field trip | /r/Greentext

No.772995598 06/30/18(Sat)05:29:45 R14kkDj.jpg JPG 35.1 KiB 657x527 >be me >be in 5th grade >class is planning field trip, need money >everyone needs to bring 20 dollars >go home, ask mom for 30 dollars so I can have 10 dollars extra for myself >mom doesn't believe me, goes to friend's house who lives on the same street >ohshit.gif >comes back angry, saying I need to pay more attention in class meetings >tfw I found out my friend told his parents that he needed 50 dollars
No.772995598 06/30/18(Sat)05:29:45 R14kkDj.jpg JPG 35.1 KiB 657x527 >be me >be in 5th grade >class is planning field trip, need money >everyone needs to bring 20 dollars >go home, ask mom for 30 dollars so I can have 10 dollars extra for myself >mom doesn't believe me, goes to friend's house who lives on the same street >ohshit.gif >comes back angry, saying I need to pay more attention in class meetings >tfw I found out my friend told his parents that he needed 50 dollars

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext gesture terrestrial plant font

Most sane 4chan user | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/08/22(Tue)09:55:46 No.874015281 Why do you fap to lolis? That's f------ disgusting! They are literally children, they are meant to look like children, they are drawn as children. Many of the lolicons claims not to be sexually attracted to children, but they fap to lolis. If that's the case, why are 40 KB JPG they exclusively fapping to p--- pictures of drawn children, they look like children, they act like children, everything. Why stop at lolis if you are so sure that you are not actually sexually attracted to children? Why not fap to the adult versions of anime characters if you are not sexually attracted to children. There are people out there that claim not to be attracted to actual adults in the real world, but instead they fap to anime adults. But you know what? They still admit to being sexually aroused by adults, they are fapping to anime characters that look like adults. Why should lolicon be any different from being aroused by children? Just because its anime doesnt make it any different, It fundamentally propagates the same thing, f------ a child. If you fap to lolicon, you are fapping to characters that are made to be children, and characters that ARE children, which categoracly makes you a p--------. Feel free to соре.
: Anonymous 03/08/22(Tue)09:55:46 No.874015281 Why do you fap to lolis? That's f------ disgusting! They are literally children, they are meant to look like children, they are drawn as children. Many of the lolicons claims not to be sexually attracted to children, but they fap to lolis. If that's the case, why are 40 KB JPG they exclusively fapping to p--- pictures of drawn children, they look like children, they act like children, everything. Why stop at lolis if you are so sure that you are not actually sexually attracted to children? Why not fap to the adult versions of anime characters if you are not sexually attracted to children. There are people out there that claim not to be attracted to actual adults in the real world, but instead they fap to anime adults. But you know what? They still admit to being sexually aroused by adults, they are fapping to anime characters that look like adults. Why should lolicon be any different from being aroused by children? Just because its anime doesnt make it any different, It fundamentally propagates the same thing, f------ a child. If you fap to lolicon, you are fapping to characters that are made to be children, and characters that ARE children, which categoracly makes you a p--------. Feel free to соре.

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font

Anon goes to the weed store | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/19/21(Fri)10:48:40 No.62398719 Old memory just struck me. >at weed store owned by old white grandma looking lady >lots of good quality strains for good prices >would amp up my gay qualities because it made the owner laugh and she'd make my 9 KB JPG bags a lil bit heavier >one night old lady goes to the back of the store for some reason, calls her husband out to finish my order >quite, old, hulking, native american man shuffles out >ask for 2 grams of an indica, he puts a hefty 8g nug in my bag, then takes my payment. >Tells me "Thank you for making her laugh." as I leave. It was shut down by the police about 6 weeks later. Good times.
: Anonymous 02/19/21(Fri)10:48:40 No.62398719 Old memory just struck me. >at weed store owned by old white grandma looking lady >lots of good quality strains for good prices >would amp up my gay qualities because it made the owner laugh and she'd make my 9 KB JPG bags a lil bit heavier >one night old lady goes to the back of the store for some reason, calls her husband out to finish my order >quite, old, hulking, native american man shuffles out >ask for 2 grams of an indica, he puts a hefty 8g nug in my bag, then takes my payment. >Tells me "Thank you for making her laugh." as I leave. It was shut down by the police about 6 weeks later. Good times.

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font

Anon met a girl on WoW. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/08/22(Tue)08:06:59 No.67699733 Has a girl ever stopped talking to you after you showed your face to them on the internet? 150 KB JPG Anonymous 03/08/22(Tue)08:18:09 No.67699810 >>67699733 (OP) Multiple times. One example: >meet girl (female) on WoW >hit it off and spend a month talking on the phone every night >she wants to trade pictures >she's a qt3.14 somehow w-- >send mine >raucous laughter erupts in the background from what I assume is a friend or sister >"that's what he looks like!?" >"oh my god hahaha" >phone hangs up >next day discover l've been thrown out of guild and blocked for 'harassing a female member'
Anonymous 03/08/22(Tue)08:06:59 No.67699733 Has a girl ever stopped talking to you after you showed your face to them on the internet? 150 KB JPG Anonymous 03/08/22(Tue)08:18:09 No.67699810 >>67699733 (OP) Multiple times. One example: >meet girl (female) on WoW >hit it off and spend a month talking on the phone every night >she wants to trade pictures >she's a qt3.14 somehow w-- >send mine >raucous laughter erupts in the background from what I assume is a friend or sister >"that's what he looks like!?" >"oh my god hahaha" >phone hangs up >next day discover l've been thrown out of guild and blocked for 'harassing a female member'

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font

Anon solicits a prostitute | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/21/21(Thu)20:38:52 No.845378460 >f--- h----- >having sex doesn't immediately solve all my problems w-- bros you lied to me 238 KB JPG : Anonymous 01/21/21(Thu)20:40:30 No.845378539 >>845378460 (OP) # >he fell for it Got another one, boys
: Anonymous 01/21/21(Thu)20:38:52 No.845378460 >f--- h----- >having sex doesn't immediately solve all my problems w-- bros you lied to me 238 KB JPG : Anonymous 01/21/21(Thu)20:40:30 No.845378539 >>845378460 (OP) # >he fell for it Got another one, boys

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext jaw organism font

Anon has a good boss | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous feels good man 04/28/19(Sun)01:11:46 No.52153310 >be me >been working at bbq joint for 3 years >boss is like a dad but cooler, we drink/smoke together >song from his favorite 91 KB JPG band is playing "oooh do you know who this is anon?" >answer instantly with correct answer "aaayyyyyee thats my boy" >mfw it feels good to have someone proud of me thanks boss 6 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous feels good man 04/28/19(Sun)01:11:46 No.52153310 >be me >been working at bbq joint for 3 years >boss is like a dad but cooler, we drink/smoke together >song from his favorite 91 KB JPG band is playing "oooh do you know who this is anon?" >answer instantly with correct answer "aaayyyyyee thats my boy" >mfw it feels good to have someone proud of me thanks boss 6 Replies View Thread

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext terrestrial plant font