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Anon goes to an event | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/15/17(Fri)22:28:01 No.9722834 >feel bad for a lonely guy in my class >invite him to a cosplay event >he shows up dressed as Fred Flintstone in blackface >he keeps screaming "I yabba dabba dindu nuffin!" 252 KB JPG This was a f------ mistake.
Anonymous 12/15/17(Fri)22:28:01 No.9722834 >feel bad for a lonely guy in my class >invite him to a cosplay event >he shows up dressed as Fred Flintstone in blackface >he keeps screaming "I yabba dabba dindu nuffin!" 252 KB JPG This was a f------ mistake.

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Anon is German | /r/Greentext

:Anonymous 11/13/20(Fri)13:00:34 No.133998503 > be me > been in love with this wonderful girl for over 16 years now > made a son this august > fills my grey heart with colors unseen > suddenly feel more connected to everyone else > this world is a f------ miracle 70 KB JPG Life is the most beautiful thing, my fellow anons. Don't let yourself be consumed by malice. Good luck to you!
:Anonymous 11/13/20(Fri)13:00:34 No.133998503 > be me > been in love with this wonderful girl for over 16 years now > made a son this august > fills my grey heart with colors unseen > suddenly feel more connected to everyone else > this world is a f------ miracle 70 KB JPG Life is the most beautiful thing, my fellow anons. Don't let yourself be consumed by malice. Good luck to you!

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I love you, gay bowser | /r/Greentext

Ifit/ Anonymous WHY AM I SO F------ AUTISTIC /(...) 12/25/20(Fri)21:07:31 No.59039844 >Be me >starting to go to the gym in 2019 >never talk to anyone in there because too autistic >one day i go to the coffee machine, a girl start talking to me, we keep talking and i notice her 10 KB JPG Mario T-shirt >mfw she tells me she is a nintendofag >im happy, we keep talking and over time we get really close to each other, but im too f------ autistic to do the first step >one day she f------ tells me to come with her at home >i stare her for like 20 seconds, i don't know what to say >my autism kicks in >i scream "here we go! i need to save the princess, let's go ! *with a italian accent* >she ask me if im serious ? ( everyone looked at us because i screamed ) >i notice that everyone is looking at me >i scream "Oh mama mia wahahahaha yaahooooo" and run out
Ifit/ Anonymous WHY AM I SO F------ AUTISTIC /(...) 12/25/20(Fri)21:07:31 No.59039844 >Be me >starting to go to the gym in 2019 >never talk to anyone in there because too autistic >one day i go to the coffee machine, a girl start talking to me, we keep talking and i notice her 10 KB JPG Mario T-shirt >mfw she tells me she is a nintendofag >im happy, we keep talking and over time we get really close to each other, but im too f------ autistic to do the first step >one day she f------ tells me to come with her at home >i stare her for like 20 seconds, i don't know what to say >my autism kicks in >i scream "here we go! i need to save the princess, let's go ! *with a italian accent* >she ask me if im serious ? ( everyone looked at us because i screamed ) >i notice that everyone is looking at me >i scream "Oh mama mia wahahahaha yaahooooo" and run out

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Anon is a trap | /r/Greentext

vsg8tr36c21.png (181 KB, 600x600) google yandex iqdb wait O Anonymous 04/16/19(Tue)21 >be me >15yo /bl-addicted male >straight >discover trap hentai feelsgodman.png >try on dress as a joke ohno.wav >enjoy it way too much >develop fetish for cross-dressing >be me >16y trap >in public, full trap outfit >two guys catcall me >laugh it off >actually get major hard-on itsnotgay.jpg >be me now >in 3-yr relationship with another guy >dress as a trap almost daily >moral of the story: 4chan made me a gay trap, /b/ros. you're next.
vsg8tr36c21.png (181 KB, 600x600) google yandex iqdb wait O Anonymous 04/16/19(Tue)21 >be me >15yo /bl-addicted male >straight >discover trap hentai feelsgodman.png >try on dress as a joke ohno.wav >enjoy it way too much >develop fetish for cross-dressing >be me >16y trap >in public, full trap outfit >two guys catcall me >laugh it off >actually get major hard-on itsnotgay.jpg >be me now >in 3-yr relationship with another guy >dress as a trap almost daily >moral of the story: 4chan made me a gay trap, /b/ros. you're next.

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Ye olde switcheroo | /r/Greentext

No.40240487 16 minutes ago PNG 136.6 KiB 1631x1571 >It's the police. Open up! >Go to the door, start knocking and say "It's the police. Open up!" >We're serious, stop joking around! >reply with "It's the police. Open up!" >lf you do not comply we will break down the door. >reply with "It's the police. Open up!" >This is the last warning, open up now or we will breech the door. >Take my sledgehammer and smash down my own door, proceed to arrest the 4 policemen for not opening the door.
No.40240487 16 minutes ago PNG 136.6 KiB 1631x1571 >It's the police. Open up! >Go to the door, start knocking and say "It's the police. Open up!" >We're serious, stop joking around! >reply with "It's the police. Open up!" >lf you do not comply we will break down the door. >reply with "It's the police. Open up!" >This is the last warning, open up now or we will breech the door. >Take my sledgehammer and smash down my own door, proceed to arrest the 4 policemen for not opening the door.

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Anon find a girlfriend | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 15 minutes ago 861882794 >first time spending the night with new gf >wake up to the sound of her crying and a cold wet feeling from her side of the bed >She starts profusely apologizing to me >apparently she's a bedwetter >usually wears diapers to bed and has plastic mattress covers but was too embarrassed to use them with me here >starts rambling about how it's cuz her uncle abused her and s--- >just try to calm her down and tell her it's ok >she finally calms down and thanks me for being so understanding >next night she puts on a diaper and puts a cover on the bed >notice her get up at least twice in the night to change diapers What the f--- have I gotten myself into guys. 2 REPLIES Anonymous 12 minutes ago 861882911 >>861882794 (OP) include me in the screenshot
Anonymous 15 minutes ago 861882794 >first time spending the night with new gf >wake up to the sound of her crying and a cold wet feeling from her side of the bed >She starts profusely apologizing to me >apparently she's a bedwetter >usually wears diapers to bed and has plastic mattress covers but was too embarrassed to use them with me here >starts rambling about how it's cuz her uncle abused her and s--- >just try to calm her down and tell her it's ok >she finally calms down and thanks me for being so understanding >next night she puts on a diaper and puts a cover on the bed >notice her get up at least twice in the night to change diapers What the f--- have I gotten myself into guys. 2 REPLIES Anonymous 12 minutes ago 861882911 >>861882794 (OP) include me in the screenshot

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Anon did his part | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/09/22(Wed)02:34:21 No.874073031 CRYING >be me, average american >sitting on my couch watching tv >billionaire kicks in my door >l am frozen with patriotic awe TEARS OF JOY >slaps my bud light out of my hand >f---- my wife on the couch next to me 24 KB JPG >wipes his d--- on the curtains >l manage to squeak out "thank you for your service" >he towers over me like a titan of industry >pisses on my face while screaming "TRICKLE DOWN" >I clap and tip him 20% >he twists my n------ while asking if l'm “a union man" >tell him proudly that I'm a rugged individualist like him >he seems pleased >breaks a window to create more jobs and flies away truly this is the greatest country in the world
: Anonymous 03/09/22(Wed)02:34:21 No.874073031 CRYING >be me, average american >sitting on my couch watching tv >billionaire kicks in my door >l am frozen with patriotic awe TEARS OF JOY >slaps my bud light out of my hand >f---- my wife on the couch next to me 24 KB JPG >wipes his d--- on the curtains >l manage to squeak out "thank you for your service" >he towers over me like a titan of industry >pisses on my face while screaming "TRICKLE DOWN" >I clap and tip him 20% >he twists my n------ while asking if l'm “a union man" >tell him proudly that I'm a rugged individualist like him >he seems pleased >breaks a window to create more jobs and flies away truly this is the greatest country in the world

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Anon got traumatized | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: SlaHPBol 10/18/21(Mon)03:45:44 No.343857219 DBFED151-46D5-49AB-A6E1-721FFA5A5D80.jpg 28 KB JPG >>343850230 (OP) # I'm 23 and I overheard a group of teenage girls laughing at me for wearing wired earphones today what the f---
: Anonymous (ID: SlaHPBol 10/18/21(Mon)03:45:44 No.343857219 DBFED151-46D5-49AB-A6E1-721FFA5A5D80.jpg 28 KB JPG >>343850230 (OP) # I'm 23 and I overheard a group of teenage girls laughing at me for wearing wired earphones today what the f---

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10 Gallon hat | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/12/19(Tue)09:02:21 No.123956570 >At cinema >cowboy with 10 gallon hat sits in front of me >ask him to take off hat >head is the same size and shape as the hat 12 KB GIF
: Anonymous 11/12/19(Tue)09:02:21 No.123956570 >At cinema >cowboy with 10 gallon hat sits in front of me >ask him to take off hat >head is the same size and shape as the hat 12 KB GIF

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Anon is living a comedy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/08/22(Tue)01:14:04 No.874012031 >went to hang myself >forgot to bring something to stand on >couldn't climb the tree >slammed my head on the top of my car as i went to leave I cant even make this s--- up. It's like I'm living the worst comedy ever written. I 100 KB PNG f------ hate existing. : Anonymous 03/08/22(Tue)01:18:46 No.874012217 >>874012031 (OP)_# Holy f------ kek anon, you gotta turn that into a sketch or something. HHHHHH 58 KB PNG >>874012457 #
: Anonymous 03/08/22(Tue)01:14:04 No.874012031 >went to hang myself >forgot to bring something to stand on >couldn't climb the tree >slammed my head on the top of my car as i went to leave I cant even make this s--- up. It's like I'm living the worst comedy ever written. I 100 KB PNG f------ hate existing. : Anonymous 03/08/22(Tue)01:18:46 No.874012217 >>874012031 (OP)_# Holy f------ kek anon, you gotta turn that into a sketch or something. HHHHHH 58 KB PNG >>874012457 #

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Anon sees a horror movie | /r/Greentext


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Anon discovers the school system | /r/Greentext


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Anon watches Drake and Josh | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)21:40:32 No.119406697 JOSH: Drake... where's Epstein? Drake DRAKE: He's right in there. See, I Josh put him on suicide watch. [laugh track] JOSH: You were supposed to monitor him constantly. DRAKE: Dude, l'm gonna! JOSH: Oh really? 51 KB JPG DRAKE: Yes! JOSH: So go check on him! DRAKE: Okay, I will! tcch [laugh track] [rattles the door, peeps through the door, turns around] DRAKE: ...I see the problem. JOSH: Oh do ya?!
: Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)21:40:32 No.119406697 JOSH: Drake... where's Epstein? Drake DRAKE: He's right in there. See, I Josh put him on suicide watch. [laugh track] JOSH: You were supposed to monitor him constantly. DRAKE: Dude, l'm gonna! JOSH: Oh really? 51 KB JPG DRAKE: Yes! JOSH: So go check on him! DRAKE: Okay, I will! tcch [laugh track] [rattles the door, peeps through the door, turns around] DRAKE: ...I see the problem. JOSH: Oh do ya?!

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Anon fasts | /r/Greentext

>be muslim >fast for ramadan >walk over to kitchen >trip and fall over >shawarma lands in my mouth (extra tahini) >apple slice lands in mouth >3L of water land in mouth 34.9 kB JPG >confess to imam later >he calls me a liar and kicks me out
>be muslim >fast for ramadan >walk over to kitchen >trip and fall over >shawarma lands in my mouth (extra tahini) >apple slice lands in mouth >3L of water land in mouth 34.9 kB JPG >confess to imam later >he calls me a liar and kicks me out

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Anon meets a cow :) | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/02/21(Mon)21:38:17 No.3883316 >Moo at a cow >lt moos back We are friends 101 KB PNG
: Anonymous 08/02/21(Mon)21:38:17 No.3883316 >Moo at a cow >lt moos back We are friends 101 KB PNG

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Anon is a gamer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/09/22(Wed)00:47:05 No.67705799 Are ya winning son? >be me playing intense 1v1 online game (chess) >im actually pretty good despite being a complete retard irl >dominate every player >get really high rank >stumble upon this obscure player 93 KB JPG >he's the first who manages to beat me >rematch >loseagain.jpg >repeat x30 >he sends a link to his discord in chat >add him >he's pretty wholesome & chill >we start to play random games togheter and just hang out on discord >ffw 4 weeks >he sends a pic of him crossdressing with the caption "if you want to see the rest beat me at chess" >his thighs and his skinny tummy are exposed >my meat is literally trembling >challenge him >lose again Anyway after that we started seeing eachother (he likes to top)
: Anonymous 03/09/22(Wed)00:47:05 No.67705799 Are ya winning son? >be me playing intense 1v1 online game (chess) >im actually pretty good despite being a complete retard irl >dominate every player >get really high rank >stumble upon this obscure player 93 KB JPG >he's the first who manages to beat me >rematch >loseagain.jpg >repeat x30 >he sends a link to his discord in chat >add him >he's pretty wholesome & chill >we start to play random games togheter and just hang out on discord >ffw 4 weeks >he sends a pic of him crossdressing with the caption "if you want to see the rest beat me at chess" >his thighs and his skinny tummy are exposed >my meat is literally trembling >challenge him >lose again Anyway after that we started seeing eachother (he likes to top)

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Anon is sceptical | /r/Greentext

>rub magic paper on your ass >s--- just goes away Yeah f------ right.
>rub magic paper on your ass >s--- just goes away Yeah f------ right.

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Anon asks for advice | /r/Greentext

! Anonymous 12/17/18(Mon)09:59:00 No.48760867 What exercise to improve on this condition? 16 KB JPG 5 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 12/17/18(Mon)10:01:38 No.48760890
! Anonymous 12/17/18(Mon)09:59:00 No.48760867 What exercise to improve on this condition? 16 KB JPG 5 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 12/17/18(Mon)10:01:38 No.48760890

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Anon believes in economic warfare | /r/Greentext

>starts war to halt western encroachment >demonstrates to the world that western alliances have the strength to cripple a countries economy without dropping a single bomb ROA R >rest of the civilized world now sees the 56 KB JPG power the west has in the global economy >unintentionally makes the west even stronger mfw
>starts war to halt western encroachment >demonstrates to the world that western alliances have the strength to cripple a countries economy without dropping a single bomb ROA R >rest of the civilized world now sees the 56 KB JPG power the west has in the global economy >unintentionally makes the west even stronger mfw

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Anon is a darling | /r/Greentext

My friend keeps crossdressing around the house. My friend keeps crossdressing (...) 03/08/22(Tue)17:11:55 No.67701933 >Let friend stay at my place for a few weeks >all he does is crossdress >keeps calling me darling >keeps coming into my room while I sleep (has admitted to this) >keeps asking me if I have a r--- fetish 114 KB PNG >his laptop contains images of forced feminization and r--- What the f--- do I do and how do I kill him
My friend keeps crossdressing around the house. My friend keeps crossdressing (...) 03/08/22(Tue)17:11:55 No.67701933 >Let friend stay at my place for a few weeks >all he does is crossdress >keeps calling me darling >keeps coming into my room while I sleep (has admitted to this) >keeps asking me if I have a r--- fetish 114 KB PNG >his laptop contains images of forced feminization and r--- What the f--- do I do and how do I kill him

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