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f------ hell /b/ros, this just happened yesterday. >be me >go to best bros house >we be having a good time, getting high, watching crazy s--- on the tele >s--- was so cash >he says hes got to go to the store for more munchies >ok bro >he leaves >be alone watching tv >his bitch walks out of his bedroom >l say hello and she looks at me and nods >lol, she never was much of a talker >ask her how her day was > rough" >yeah, I know that feel girl >shes just awkwardly staring at me now >pat on the seat next to me and invite her to sit down >she comes over and sits >we are watching some s--- on like comedy central or whatever >she doesn't seem too interested >she rests her head on my lap >boner.jpeg >start stroking her hair >she likes it >she looks up at me with dem puppy-dog eyes >it was f------ adorable >my boner is now reaching full potential >she sees it and stares at it >l unzip my pants and take out my d--- >she starts licking it >she was kinda sloppy, but still good >about to c-- >friend comes back in from store >mfw he sees me getting sucked off by his dog
f------ hell /b/ros, this just happened yesterday. >be me >go to best bros house >we be having a good time, getting high, watching crazy s--- on the tele >s--- was so cash >he says hes got to go to the store for more munchies >ok bro >he leaves >be alone watching tv >his bitch walks out of his bedroom >l say hello and she looks at me and nods >lol, she never was much of a talker >ask her how her day was > rough" >yeah, I know that feel girl >shes just awkwardly staring at me now >pat on the seat next to me and invite her to sit down >she comes over and sits >we are watching some s--- on like comedy central or whatever >she doesn't seem too interested >she rests her head on my lap >boner.jpeg >start stroking her hair >she likes it >she looks up at me with dem puppy-dog eyes >it was f------ adorable >my boner is now reaching full potential >she sees it and stares at it >l unzip my pants and take out my d--- >she starts licking it >she was kinda sloppy, but still good >about to c-- >friend comes back in from store >mfw he sees me getting sucked off by his dog

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Anon’s dad smells him | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/18/19(Thu)21:43:46 No.797728278 A little problem I ran into the other night >be me >go on walk after dinner for a quick smoke >forgot to bring any sort of air freshener so I wouldn't stink up the house >Walk in the house still smelling like weed 7 KB PNG >walk upstairs to my room >j------- >finish before dad bursts in my room asking why the house smells like weed >"LET ME SMELL YOUR HANDS ANON." >scent from my weed had by this time been replaced by the smell of my c-- >dad takes one sniff >gags >walks out and doesn't talk to me for the rest of the night >mfw
: Anonymous 04/18/19(Thu)21:43:46 No.797728278 A little problem I ran into the other night >be me >go on walk after dinner for a quick smoke >forgot to bring any sort of air freshener so I wouldn't stink up the house >Walk in the house still smelling like weed 7 KB PNG >walk upstairs to my room >j------- >finish before dad bursts in my room asking why the house smells like weed >"LET ME SMELL YOUR HANDS ANON." >scent from my weed had by this time been replaced by the smell of my c-- >dad takes one sniff >gags >walks out and doesn't talk to me for the rest of the night >mfw

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Anon doesn’t realise bananas don’t grow in Ukraine | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/13/22(Sun)01:02:47 No.52379841 >did they secure banan? >no? >send the next wave 260 KB PNG >>52382124 # >>52382160 # >>52385734 # >>52388621 #
: Anonymous 03/13/22(Sun)01:02:47 No.52379841 >did they secure banan? >no? >send the next wave 260 KB PNG >>52382124 # >>52382160 # >>52385734 # >>52388621 #

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Anon’s friend is a cuck | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/13/22(Sun)20:26:44 No.874372800 >Be me >Two years ago >Friend has his first kid >Friend is white >Baby comes out black with nappy hair >Everyone is uncomfortable as it's 115 KB JPG obvious his wife cheated >People ignore it like king of the hill >He had a barbecue celebrating his first born" >Show up >Autism over 9000 >"Did you overcook that one?" >Punches me in the face Worth it
: Anonymous 03/13/22(Sun)20:26:44 No.874372800 >Be me >Two years ago >Friend has his first kid >Friend is white >Baby comes out black with nappy hair >Everyone is uncomfortable as it's 115 KB JPG obvious his wife cheated >People ignore it like king of the hill >He had a barbecue celebrating his first born" >Show up >Autism over 9000 >"Did you overcook that one?" >Punches me in the face Worth it

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Anon discovers he is Jewish | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous God's Chosen People 03/13/22(Sun)21:57:59 No.67770204 Well folks. I'm afraid it's over for me. A DNA test has revealed the bitter truth--I am Jewish. And it's not just that I have a bit of Jewish DNA. I am considered fully Jewish according to the law of matrilineal descent. Many of my cousins are Jewish and some of my ancestors died in 76 KB PNG the holocaust. The ironic thing is that both my grandma and mother are hardcore Baptists. Now that I know about this part of myself, some things are starting to make sense. I got blondish hair and blue eyes from my dad, but my nose is unironically bigger than it should be. What should I do? I want to stay on 4chan but I completely understand why you guys hate jews. If I must go, I will.
: Anonymous God's Chosen People 03/13/22(Sun)21:57:59 No.67770204 Well folks. I'm afraid it's over for me. A DNA test has revealed the bitter truth--I am Jewish. And it's not just that I have a bit of Jewish DNA. I am considered fully Jewish according to the law of matrilineal descent. Many of my cousins are Jewish and some of my ancestors died in 76 KB PNG the holocaust. The ironic thing is that both my grandma and mother are hardcore Baptists. Now that I know about this part of myself, some things are starting to make sense. I got blondish hair and blue eyes from my dad, but my nose is unironically bigger than it should be. What should I do? I want to stay on 4chan but I completely understand why you guys hate jews. If I must go, I will.

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Anon reincarnated as a rice farmer | /r/Greentext

: Schizophrenic You die and wake up 03/13/22(Sun)23:40:48 No.67770006 > You finally die > you wake up >you are on a weird table with a helmet on your head with wires coming out >year is 3077 > 2 guys are standing near you 73 КВ PNG >there's a 3rd guy standing behind a glass with lots of buttons on a panel > you remember you are a spy and got caught and these people are torturing you for information >one of them says "had enough? or you wanna go through that again" >2nd guy says "and this time you'll spawn in a 3rd world country" >tfw you realize that your life wasn't real, it was just torture.
: Schizophrenic You die and wake up 03/13/22(Sun)23:40:48 No.67770006 > You finally die > you wake up >you are on a weird table with a helmet on your head with wires coming out >year is 3077 > 2 guys are standing near you 73 КВ PNG >there's a 3rd guy standing behind a glass with lots of buttons on a panel > you remember you are a spy and got caught and these people are torturing you for information >one of them says "had enough? or you wanna go through that again" >2nd guy says "and this time you'll spawn in a 3rd world country" >tfw you realize that your life wasn't real, it was just torture.

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Anon hunts with his dad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/20/18(Mon)09:56:59 No.777677271 >be me >around 9 years old >dad loves hunting, wants to take me >I don't like the idea of killing animals, but I don't want my dad to think I'm a little bitch so I reluctantly 33 KB JPG go >set the trap, put some scented food in it >small doe comes up, have my sight lined up, ready to pull the trigger >feel instant regret even before killling the animal >turn to my dad >"Dad, I'm sorry but I really don't want to take this animal's life" >That's okay son, why don't you just keep setting up the traps, you're really good at it >continue to set traps >we do this every couple of months for years, I set the traps, he takes the shots >recently entered a trap setting contest in my local hunter union >won >mfw l'm a master baiter
: Anonymous 08/20/18(Mon)09:56:59 No.777677271 >be me >around 9 years old >dad loves hunting, wants to take me >I don't like the idea of killing animals, but I don't want my dad to think I'm a little bitch so I reluctantly 33 KB JPG go >set the trap, put some scented food in it >small doe comes up, have my sight lined up, ready to pull the trigger >feel instant regret even before killling the animal >turn to my dad >"Dad, I'm sorry but I really don't want to take this animal's life" >That's okay son, why don't you just keep setting up the traps, you're really good at it >continue to set traps >we do this every couple of months for years, I set the traps, he takes the shots >recently entered a trap setting contest in my local hunter union >won >mfw l'm a master baiter

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Anon is poor | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 03/13/22(Sun)23:29:52 No.874358845 [Reply] >be broke asf >just eat s----- foods cos its cheap and barely any preparation involved >start getting chest pains >oh s--- >go buy a lettuce and bag of 6 apples from the store >eat them all in one sitting >should be good for another few months anons
O Anonymous 03/13/22(Sun)23:29:52 No.874358845 [Reply] >be broke asf >just eat s----- foods cos its cheap and barely any preparation involved >start getting chest pains >oh s--- >go buy a lettuce and bag of 6 apples from the store >eat them all in one sitting >should be good for another few months anons

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Anon gets to fuck | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/26/18(Thu)09:27:09 No.766948731 >be me, 14 >sister is 16 >be at home one night, dad is out >sister is wearing bra and panties >boner.jpg >sitting on the couch watching tv >she says she's going to bed, goes to her 28 KB JPG room >dad gets home >dad and I f--- 2 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous 04/26/18(Thu)09:27:09 No.766948731 >be me, 14 >sister is 16 >be at home one night, dad is out >sister is wearing bra and panties >boner.jpg >sitting on the couch watching tv >she says she's going to bed, goes to her 28 KB JPG room >dad gets home >dad and I f--- 2 Replies View Thread

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MURDER! !! | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/08/19(Tue)23:10:54 No.789475688 >be me >dad likes to pull pranks >has attachment to prank jump scare videos >has scared me every halloween with these 44 KB JPG >occasionally does it post/pre- halloween season >get suspicious every time i see a quiet/unassuming video >get tired of his b------- >fire vs fire.exe >july >tell him the smart tv isn't working >I really just have a black color on screen >he looks at the tv closely, inspecting >press play button on remote >video plays of typical demon girl jumping at the viewer, w/ loud screams, the whole enchilada >laughing, expecting dad to jump >look at him >he's holding his chest, and drops >he seems to writhe for a few seconds >stops moving >he had a heart attack >mfw I f------ killed him
: Anonymous 01/08/19(Tue)23:10:54 No.789475688 >be me >dad likes to pull pranks >has attachment to prank jump scare videos >has scared me every halloween with these 44 KB JPG >occasionally does it post/pre- halloween season >get suspicious every time i see a quiet/unassuming video >get tired of his b------- >fire vs fire.exe >july >tell him the smart tv isn't working >I really just have a black color on screen >he looks at the tv closely, inspecting >press play button on remote >video plays of typical demon girl jumping at the viewer, w/ loud screams, the whole enchilada >laughing, expecting dad to jump >look at him >he's holding his chest, and drops >he seems to writhe for a few seconds >stops moving >he had a heart attack >mfw I f------ killed him

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Anon gets cucked | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/25/17(Sat)12:38:49 No.41357827 >be 15 a decade ago >invite Chad over to play some xbox >he has to take a piss >pisses directly into the water >his masculinity bounces off the 9 KB PNG walls and echoes throughout the entire house >see sister touching herself in the doorway, biting her lip >hear mom moaning downstairs >sister calls me a stealth pissing fuckboi and asks why I always aim for the ceramic >tfw
: Anonymous 11/25/17(Sat)12:38:49 No.41357827 >be 15 a decade ago >invite Chad over to play some xbox >he has to take a piss >pisses directly into the water >his masculinity bounces off the 9 KB PNG walls and echoes throughout the entire house >see sister touching herself in the doorway, biting her lip >hear mom moaning downstairs >sister calls me a stealth pissing fuckboi and asks why I always aim for the ceramic >tfw

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Anon gets a black girlfriend | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/13/22(Sun)04:58:10 No.67760714 >white and autistic >get black femcel gf >very kind and nice >I'm going to meet her family next week HELP HELP 22 KB JPG 19 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 03/13/22(Sun)09:02:07 No.67762670 >>67760714 (OP) # >ayyy yo felicia nashid martin kang IV >Deys a damn whyte boi here fo u >uh he yo boifrend? >dis lil bitch ass craka yo boifrend? >ayo listen whyteboi if yous eva hurr my sissa imma break yo uglyaah face in ya hurr? >bitchass n----! getcho ass in da gahdamn house
: Anonymous 03/13/22(Sun)04:58:10 No.67760714 >white and autistic >get black femcel gf >very kind and nice >I'm going to meet her family next week HELP HELP 22 KB JPG 19 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 03/13/22(Sun)09:02:07 No.67762670 >>67760714 (OP) # >ayyy yo felicia nashid martin kang IV >Deys a damn whyte boi here fo u >uh he yo boifrend? >dis lil bitch ass craka yo boifrend? >ayo listen whyteboi if yous eva hurr my sissa imma break yo uglyaah face in ya hurr? >bitchass n----! getcho ass in da gahdamn house

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Anon loves listening to music | /r/Greentext

File: Md2Sf.jpg (8 KB, 244x138) Anonymous (ID: VQHBhGWq) 10/05/14(Sun)05:16:15 No.572225105 >>572225323 >>572227969 >>572229620 >>572230: O Anonymous 12/03/12(Mon)00:57 No.3 >>572231942 >>572232656 >>572233734 >>572234075 >>572234245 >>572234780 >>572235392 >>572235449 >>572236127 >at a friends house >check out his itunes library >literally only one song >Linkin Park - In The End Salmost 30,000 plays >browsing a "best of 4chan" thread >see this >.the post was about me >> Anonymous (ID: uutZKoPi) 10/05/14(Sun)05:20:22 No.572225664 2>572226741 Prove it you f------ p------------ Anonymous (ID: VQHBhGWg) 10/05/14(Sun)05:27:20 No.572226741 2>572227849 >>572228438 >>572225664 getting proof right now, bumping for time >> Anonymous (ID: VQHBhGWq) 10/05/14(Sun)05:39:07 No.572228439 >>572228534 >>572228556 >>572228569 >>572228693 >>572228716 >>572228805 >>572228825 >>5722 >>572229446 >>572229540 >>572229821 >>572229885 >>572230123 >>572230217 >>572230293 >>572230329 >>572230353 >>572230405 >>572231353 >>572231736 >>572231853 >>572231925 > >>572234621 >>572234780 >>572235135 >>572235392 >>572235946 >>572236628 >>572237050 >>572237226 >>572237384 >>572237754 >>572238345 >>572239270 File: linkinpark.png (66 KB, 1095x156) Linkin Park - In the End Q- Search S 0:00 0 -0:00 J Music : Radio Songs Albums Artists Genres Playlists Match V Name Time Artist Album Genre Rating Plays 4 v Linkin Park - In the End 3:37 64694 here's your f------ proof Anonymous (ID: EmkApTa2) 10/05/14(Sun)05:39:52 No.572228534 >>572228694 >>572228742 >>572229087 >>572228439 pic of screen with timestamp f----- Anonymous (ID: VQHBhGWg) 10/05/14(Sun)05:46:23 No.572229476 > 2>572229556 >>572229603 >>572229748 >>572229750 >>572229885 >>572229891 >>572229921 >>5722 >>572230421 >>572231370 >>572231469 >>572231551 >>572231925 >>572231986 >>572231997 >>572232315 >>572233734 >>572234780 >>572235392 >>572236145 >>572236378 >>572237050 > File: proof.jpg (915 KB, 1958x2611) timestamp bitches !! -3:20 DC U Anonymous (ID: SSlaEsim ) 10/05/14(Sun)05:48:26 No.572229748 > Playlists Match >>572229476 >64695 >hes still replaying it Rating Plays Anonymous (ID: +UVrcDXc) 10/05/14(Sun)05:48:27 No.572229750 >>572229476 >he's listening to it now Anonymous (ID: hd18wywg) 10/05/14(Sun)05:48:27 No.572229751 >>572229620 In the end, it doesn't even matter 12/ Anonymous (ID: Im75AubW) 10/05/14(Sun)05:55:42 No.572230752 File: 1412038548666.jpg (54 KB, 720x602) >>572230854 >>572230202 he played it two more times between posts what the f--- is wrong with you U Anonymous (ID: VQHBhGWg) 10/05/14(Sun)05:56:30 No.572230854 >>572230913 I like the song. >>572230752 I like the song. U Anonymous (ID: VQHBhGWq) 10/05/14(Sun)06:28:01 No.572235512 File: 153y100.webm (1.17 MB, 640x360) >>572235642 >>572235682 >>572235813 >>572235881 >>572236126 >>572236401 >>572237050 >>572 webm w/ proof it's upside down for whatever the f--- reason /예 U Anonymous (ID: VQHBhGWq) 10/05/14(Sun)06:54:30 No.572239640 >>572239762 >>572239879 >>572240021 >>572239567 I don't like other songs. Anonymous (ID: 75w3e+Og) 10/05/14(Sun)06:55:05 No.572239734 File: .sdadasdada.jpg (102 KB, 1024x955) I don't like other songs. Jesus christ Op... 10/5/14 Never forget !!!
File: Md2Sf.jpg (8 KB, 244x138) Anonymous (ID: VQHBhGWq) 10/05/14(Sun)05:16:15 No.572225105 >>572225323 >>572227969 >>572229620 >>572230: O Anonymous 12/03/12(Mon)00:57 No.3 >>572231942 >>572232656 >>572233734 >>572234075 >>572234245 >>572234780 >>572235392 >>572235449 >>572236127 >at a friends house >check out his itunes library >literally only one song >Linkin Park - In The End Salmost 30,000 plays >browsing a "best of 4chan" thread >see this >.the post was about me >> Anonymous (ID: uutZKoPi) 10/05/14(Sun)05:20:22 No.572225664 2>572226741 Prove it you f------ p------------ Anonymous (ID: VQHBhGWg) 10/05/14(Sun)05:27:20 No.572226741 2>572227849 >>572228438 >>572225664 getting proof right now, bumping for time >> Anonymous (ID: VQHBhGWq) 10/05/14(Sun)05:39:07 No.572228439 >>572228534 >>572228556 >>572228569 >>572228693 >>572228716 >>572228805 >>572228825 >>5722 >>572229446 >>572229540 >>572229821 >>572229885 >>572230123 >>572230217 >>572230293 >>572230329 >>572230353 >>572230405 >>572231353 >>572231736 >>572231853 >>572231925 > >>572234621 >>572234780 >>572235135 >>572235392 >>572235946 >>572236628 >>572237050 >>572237226 >>572237384 >>572237754 >>572238345 >>572239270 File: linkinpark.png (66 KB, 1095x156) Linkin Park - In the End Q- Search S 0:00 0 -0:00 J Music : Radio Songs Albums Artists Genres Playlists Match V Name Time Artist Album Genre Rating Plays 4 v Linkin Park - In the End 3:37 64694 here's your f------ proof Anonymous (ID: EmkApTa2) 10/05/14(Sun)05:39:52 No.572228534 >>572228694 >>572228742 >>572229087 >>572228439 pic of screen with timestamp f----- Anonymous (ID: VQHBhGWg) 10/05/14(Sun)05:46:23 No.572229476 > 2>572229556 >>572229603 >>572229748 >>572229750 >>572229885 >>572229891 >>572229921 >>5722 >>572230421 >>572231370 >>572231469 >>572231551 >>572231925 >>572231986 >>572231997 >>572232315 >>572233734 >>572234780 >>572235392 >>572236145 >>572236378 >>572237050 > File: proof.jpg (915 KB, 1958x2611) timestamp bitches !! -3:20 DC U Anonymous (ID: SSlaEsim ) 10/05/14(Sun)05:48:26 No.572229748 > Playlists Match >>572229476 >64695 >hes still replaying it Rating Plays Anonymous (ID: +UVrcDXc) 10/05/14(Sun)05:48:27 No.572229750 >>572229476 >he's listening to it now Anonymous (ID: hd18wywg) 10/05/14(Sun)05:48:27 No.572229751 >>572229620 In the end, it doesn't even matter 12/ Anonymous (ID: Im75AubW) 10/05/14(Sun)05:55:42 No.572230752 File: 1412038548666.jpg (54 KB, 720x602) >>572230854 >>572230202 he played it two more times between posts what the f--- is wrong with you U Anonymous (ID: VQHBhGWg) 10/05/14(Sun)05:56:30 No.572230854 >>572230913 I like the song. >>572230752 I like the song. U Anonymous (ID: VQHBhGWq) 10/05/14(Sun)06:28:01 No.572235512 File: 153y100.webm (1.17 MB, 640x360) >>572235642 >>572235682 >>572235813 >>572235881 >>572236126 >>572236401 >>572237050 >>572 webm w/ proof it's upside down for whatever the f--- reason /예 U Anonymous (ID: VQHBhGWq) 10/05/14(Sun)06:54:30 No.572239640 >>572239762 >>572239879 >>572240021 >>572239567 I don't like other songs. Anonymous (ID: 75w3e+Og) 10/05/14(Sun)06:55:05 No.572239734 File: .sdadasdada.jpg (102 KB, 1024x955) I don't like other songs. Jesus christ Op... 10/5/14 Never forget !!!

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Anon is in grave danger | /r/Greentext

ROULETTE beep boop boop wetre f----- 1538406390285.jpg 292 KB JPG > 37 seconds ago > watching youtube on bedroom floor > see redback spider crawling slowly towards me about arm's length away > look away for a second to lock my phone > spider gone words cannot describe my fear
ROULETTE beep boop boop wetre f----- 1538406390285.jpg 292 KB JPG > 37 seconds ago > watching youtube on bedroom floor > see redback spider crawling slowly towards me about arm's length away > look away for a second to lock my phone > spider gone words cannot describe my fear

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Robots might’ve killed someone | /r/Greentext


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anon is a far right | /r/Greentext


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Anon doesn’t know what that was about | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/09/18(Tue)10:18:12 No.48594932 >doorbell rings >its a young girl >shes barefoot >she's just staring at me in silence >"what? what do you want?" >she walks away 42 KB PNG What the F--- was that about. Should I be worried? 2 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 10/09/18(Tue)10:28:53 No.48595087 >"what? what do you want?" why would you say that to a poor clearly abused little girl, have you no heart? 34 KB JPG >>48595095 # : Anonymous 10/09/18(Tue)10:29:39 No.48595095 >>48595087 # Right? Should have grabbed her and show her what real abuse look like, the f------ crybaby.
: Anonymous 10/09/18(Tue)10:18:12 No.48594932 >doorbell rings >its a young girl >shes barefoot >she's just staring at me in silence >"what? what do you want?" >she walks away 42 KB PNG What the F--- was that about. Should I be worried? 2 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 10/09/18(Tue)10:28:53 No.48595087 >"what? what do you want?" why would you say that to a poor clearly abused little girl, have you no heart? 34 KB JPG >>48595095 # : Anonymous 10/09/18(Tue)10:29:39 No.48595095 >>48595087 # Right? Should have grabbed her and show her what real abuse look like, the f------ crybaby.

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Anon works at McDonalds | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/09/17(Mon)18:52:14 No.747624916 >be me >work at McDonalds >overworked >underpaid pr >big day today >not sure what's happening but the 53 KB JPG manager says we have a new sauce. >No big deal, we do specials all the time >manager looks worried >imchillman.jpeg >look up at menu, see some cartoon on there, must be something for the kids >It's 6:58am, we open at 7:00am >there is a queue outside >MFW it's not children >A horde of sweaty mid 20 year olds stand outside waiting to get in, laughing manically. >all wearing clothing of the cartoon. >ohfuck.exe >the doors burst open and I'm greeted by the first customer. >he weighs over 300lbs and is wearing a fedora, with a neck beard only fit for a kissless virgin. >"hyngeh 'll have schum cheeken mcnuggz an heh- heh- scheziuan zauuce!!" >the ogre looks back to the crowd >"WUBALUBADUB-DUB!" >The entire crowd of chubby shrek rejects respond >"WUBALUBADUB-DUB!"
: Anonymous 10/09/17(Mon)18:52:14 No.747624916 >be me >work at McDonalds >overworked >underpaid pr >big day today >not sure what's happening but the 53 KB JPG manager says we have a new sauce. >No big deal, we do specials all the time >manager looks worried >imchillman.jpeg >look up at menu, see some cartoon on there, must be something for the kids >It's 6:58am, we open at 7:00am >there is a queue outside >MFW it's not children >A horde of sweaty mid 20 year olds stand outside waiting to get in, laughing manically. >all wearing clothing of the cartoon. >ohfuck.exe >the doors burst open and I'm greeted by the first customer. >he weighs over 300lbs and is wearing a fedora, with a neck beard only fit for a kissless virgin. >"hyngeh 'll have schum cheeken mcnuggz an heh- heh- scheziuan zauuce!!" >the ogre looks back to the crowd >"WUBALUBADUB-DUB!" >The entire crowd of chubby shrek rejects respond >"WUBALUBADUB-DUB!"

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Anonymous 10/10/18(Wed)09:57:40 No.48613371 >both of my brothers were married by the time they were 22 >tfw turning 22 next month and haven't even held a girl's hand yet It's over. 188 KB JPG 3 Replies / 2 Images View Thread Anonymous 10/10/18(Wed)10:01:30 No.48613403 There's always tomorrow buddy 136 KB PNG Anonymous 10/10/18(Wed)10:13:01 No.48613498 We are born to suffer 54 KB JPG
Anonymous 10/10/18(Wed)09:57:40 No.48613371 >both of my brothers were married by the time they were 22 >tfw turning 22 next month and haven't even held a girl's hand yet It's over. 188 KB JPG 3 Replies / 2 Images View Thread Anonymous 10/10/18(Wed)10:01:30 No.48613403 There's always tomorrow buddy 136 KB PNG Anonymous 10/10/18(Wed)10:13:01 No.48613498 We are born to suffer 54 KB JPG

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