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Anon wants to light beacons of Gondor (from Lord of the Rings) | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous The beacons are lit! 04/11/19(Thu)09:38:04 No.112735452 >Be peasant from Gondor >Live on mountain >See distant fire >Light wood pile >Epic music starts playing >20 years on mountain worth it for this moment 7 KB JPG
: Anonymous The beacons are lit! 04/11/19(Thu)09:38:04 No.112735452 >Be peasant from Gondor >Live on mountain >See distant fire >Light wood pile >Epic music starts playing >20 years on mountain worth it for this moment 7 KB JPG

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Feels like up to me | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous BLOG 08/21/21(Sat)01:11:08 No.65069298 >HS dropout spent 4 years in the military jerking off on artillery (13B gang) >Now Im 27 work in a dairy spray drying facility (I operate some machine that processes dairy tanker trucks) >27/hour, 5-10 hours OT/ week >I know its not a lot compared to white collar work but I feel pretty comfortable >Start dating a girl with a masters degree in something 941 KB JPG computer related >no Idea what she does, but its something with software at some cool startup >always feel intimidated by the class difference between us >pick her up at her apartment and its a really expensive complex in Burlington VT(way overpriced metro area) >feeling really insecure about looking dumb and poor and she actually seems like a well educated, smart successful chick >try to avoid talking about "where did you go to school" or money type stuff >on our 4th date she mentions she's making payments on her car>her rent is literally 1800/month>she cant even afford to fix her car>shes making payments on her f------ car >mfw my car is paid off, paid in cash day 1 and I make enough to cover my monthly rent and most of my monthly expenses in a f------ week I never lol'd so hard in my life I thought I was poor but turns out she's the poor retard
: Anonymous BLOG 08/21/21(Sat)01:11:08 No.65069298 >HS dropout spent 4 years in the military jerking off on artillery (13B gang) >Now Im 27 work in a dairy spray drying facility (I operate some machine that processes dairy tanker trucks) >27/hour, 5-10 hours OT/ week >I know its not a lot compared to white collar work but I feel pretty comfortable >Start dating a girl with a masters degree in something 941 KB JPG computer related >no Idea what she does, but its something with software at some cool startup >always feel intimidated by the class difference between us >pick her up at her apartment and its a really expensive complex in Burlington VT(way overpriced metro area) >feeling really insecure about looking dumb and poor and she actually seems like a well educated, smart successful chick >try to avoid talking about "where did you go to school" or money type stuff >on our 4th date she mentions she's making payments on her car>her rent is literally 1800/month>she cant even afford to fix her car>shes making payments on her f------ car >mfw my car is paid off, paid in cash day 1 and I make enough to cover my monthly rent and most of my monthly expenses in a f------ week I never lol'd so hard in my life I thought I was poor but turns out she's the poor retard

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this is so fucking sad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/03/21(Wed)23:57:48 No.542988776 >dad watching me play vidya >woah anon how did you know how to do (insert incredibly obvious thing here) >repeat x100 are boomers literally f------ retarded? 47 KB PNG : Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)00:05:52 No.542989510 stop being a f-----, your dad is trying to connect with you >>542990391 # >>542990521 # >>542990724 # >>542990810 # >>542991437 # >>542991550 # >>542991956 # >>542992068 # >>542992151 # >>542992412 # >>542992605 # >>542993739 # >>542994051 # >>542996095 # >>542997281 # >>542998590 # >>543000324 # >>543000453 # >>543000617 # >>543000746 # >>543000841 # >>543001083 # >>543001335 # >>543001389 # >>543004779 # >>543005792 # >>543006553 # >>543007247 # >>543007582 # >>543008745 # >>543008851 # >>543008910 # >>543010419 # >>543010828 # >>543010934 # >>543010961 # >>543011220 # >>543011526 # >>543012078 # >>543014701 # >>543015032 # >>543015721 # >>543015803 # >>543015917 # >>543019926 # >>543020443 # >>543022048 #
: Anonymous 02/03/21(Wed)23:57:48 No.542988776 >dad watching me play vidya >woah anon how did you know how to do (insert incredibly obvious thing here) >repeat x100 are boomers literally f------ retarded? 47 KB PNG : Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)00:05:52 No.542989510 stop being a f-----, your dad is trying to connect with you >>542990391 # >>542990521 # >>542990724 # >>542990810 # >>542991437 # >>542991550 # >>542991956 # >>542992068 # >>542992151 # >>542992412 # >>542992605 # >>542993739 # >>542994051 # >>542996095 # >>542997281 # >>542998590 # >>543000324 # >>543000453 # >>543000617 # >>543000746 # >>543000841 # >>543001083 # >>543001335 # >>543001389 # >>543004779 # >>543005792 # >>543006553 # >>543007247 # >>543007582 # >>543008745 # >>543008851 # >>543008910 # >>543010419 # >>543010828 # >>543010934 # >>543010961 # >>543011220 # >>543011526 # >>543012078 # >>543014701 # >>543015032 # >>543015721 # >>543015803 # >>543015917 # >>543019926 # >>543020443 # >>543022048 #

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Killed the mood | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/21/21(Sat)12:07:44 No.65074316 >coworker says i never smile or talk >tell her i dont get happy when i see her so i dont smile >tell her she can talk to other рeople >she says that sounds like something a serial killer would say 36 KB JPG >tell her that they are my own words and to let me work >inform my boss and treat her coldly for 5 months >asks if she remembers calling me a serial killer >she laughs and says she doesnt remember >says i do seem like one though >she gets nervous when she realizes the situation she put herself into >later she tries to apologize >did not accept her apology do think i crossed a line here? you
: Anonymous 08/21/21(Sat)12:07:44 No.65074316 >coworker says i never smile or talk >tell her i dont get happy when i see her so i dont smile >tell her she can talk to other рeople >she says that sounds like something a serial killer would say 36 KB JPG >tell her that they are my own words and to let me work >inform my boss and treat her coldly for 5 months >asks if she remembers calling me a serial killer >she laughs and says she doesnt remember >says i do seem like one though >she gets nervous when she realizes the situation she put herself into >later she tries to apologize >did not accept her apology do think i crossed a line here? you

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Anon was clueless | /r/Greentext

what the f--- happened to me today what the f--- happened to me t(...) 03/16/22(Wed)22:13:12 No.67808963 >Coworker complains her boyfriend left her >She says she "really needs something to do this weekend." >Giving me this really odd look like she wants me to say something >she says "she wants to be 24 KB PNG someone new" >literally stares into my eyes in silence with the most "weelllI? sooooo?" look ever >finally clicks in my head, she's trying to ask me out without directly saying it. >Ask her if she wants to see a movie or something like that. >"Oh no I don't want to go out with you anon" >she leaves What?????? Huh?????? I'm pretty clueless about the hints women drop but this was one, right? | swear she just stood there staring at me waiting for me to respond. Is she playing hard to get? Or did I somehow misunderstand that? Or did she change her mind? What the f---.
what the f--- happened to me today what the f--- happened to me t(...) 03/16/22(Wed)22:13:12 No.67808963 >Coworker complains her boyfriend left her >She says she "really needs something to do this weekend." >Giving me this really odd look like she wants me to say something >she says "she wants to be 24 KB PNG someone new" >literally stares into my eyes in silence with the most "weelllI? sooooo?" look ever >finally clicks in my head, she's trying to ask me out without directly saying it. >Ask her if she wants to see a movie or something like that. >"Oh no I don't want to go out with you anon" >she leaves What?????? Huh?????? I'm pretty clueless about the hints women drop but this was one, right? | swear she just stood there staring at me waiting for me to respond. Is she playing hard to get? Or did I somehow misunderstand that? Or did she change her mind? What the f---.

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Anon is a Chad Daddy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/09/19(Sat)08:52:10 No.792183142 > be me > be 6'2" Chad with 7.5" girthy d--- > on master's degree in engineering at top uni > gf is big butt white gym girl who f---- like a prostitute > parents love me and are proud 7 KB JPG > be glad I'm not a degenerate like you f--- > feels good bro
: Anonymous 02/09/19(Sat)08:52:10 No.792183142 > be me > be 6'2" Chad with 7.5" girthy d--- > on master's degree in engineering at top uni > gf is big butt white gym girl who f---- like a prostitute > parents love me and are proud 7 KB JPG > be glad I'm not a degenerate like you f--- > feels good bro

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anon encounters a ghost (warning: very spooky) | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 03/16/22(Wed)21:08:53 No.21145442 >move into new apartment >hear strange noises at night >like if a girl was weeping in the bathroom >spooky af >next night >hear chair moving in the kitchen >really scared >ask neighbor w-- >tells me the coupie I bought the apartment from had a daughter around my age >she committed suicide a few months ago, parents had something to do with it apparently >her ghost is probably stalking the place >at night >put a piece of paper and a pen on my desk >I hear things moving from the kitchen again >shout into the air "Im not your parents! what do you want? could you write it down?" >start hearing whispering >f--- this s--- >about to leave the apartment but the bedroom door gets shut in front of me >about to f------ die >sudden idea >pull of pajama pants >scream "if you kill me at least gimme a b------ you crazy bitch" >feeling of someone grabbing my d--- but cant see anyone >air tightens around my c--- like a weak vacuum >feels like an invisible person is sucking my d--- >suddenly a force pushes me onto my bed >air tightens more around my c--- and it feels the air moves rhytmically around my d--- >w-- the ghost chick is riding me >c-- >wake up next morning >was it a dream? >go take a shower >come back to get dressed >notice the pen I left on the desk is on the floor >notice there is something written on the paper >"it was fun and all but we are really different, so you know, but we can still be friends" >six weeks passed so far >complete silence every night >ffw not even a ghost wants to be my gf
O Anonymous 03/16/22(Wed)21:08:53 No.21145442 >move into new apartment >hear strange noises at night >like if a girl was weeping in the bathroom >spooky af >next night >hear chair moving in the kitchen >really scared >ask neighbor w-- >tells me the coupie I bought the apartment from had a daughter around my age >she committed suicide a few months ago, parents had something to do with it apparently >her ghost is probably stalking the place >at night >put a piece of paper and a pen on my desk >I hear things moving from the kitchen again >shout into the air "Im not your parents! what do you want? could you write it down?" >start hearing whispering >f--- this s--- >about to leave the apartment but the bedroom door gets shut in front of me >about to f------ die >sudden idea >pull of pajama pants >scream "if you kill me at least gimme a b------ you crazy bitch" >feeling of someone grabbing my d--- but cant see anyone >air tightens around my c--- like a weak vacuum >feels like an invisible person is sucking my d--- >suddenly a force pushes me onto my bed >air tightens more around my c--- and it feels the air moves rhytmically around my d--- >w-- the ghost chick is riding me >c-- >wake up next morning >was it a dream? >go take a shower >come back to get dressed >notice the pen I left on the desk is on the floor >notice there is something written on the paper >"it was fun and all but we are really different, so you know, but we can still be friends" >six weeks passed so far >complete silence every night >ffw not even a ghost wants to be my gf

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Illegal post, but just had to inform everyone that, apparently, we're committing hate crimes. | /r/Greentext

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Anon is a Chad look-alike | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/08/18(Thu)09:16:35 No.43709546 >be me >chad look-alike >basically just have good looks and give good first impression, but still feel like 4chan is my people >get sick of people treating 1002 KB PNG my autist friends like s--- >start telling stacies who s--- on autists that they have to f--- my friends before they can f--- me >mostly get called a freak but it's still fun for the s---- and giggles >mfw one of the girls actually says ok and actually does it >end up being too disgusted with her to have sex with her >she keeps having sex with friends anyway >mfw am chad robin hood
: Anonymous 03/08/18(Thu)09:16:35 No.43709546 >be me >chad look-alike >basically just have good looks and give good first impression, but still feel like 4chan is my people >get sick of people treating 1002 KB PNG my autist friends like s--- >start telling stacies who s--- on autists that they have to f--- my friends before they can f--- me >mostly get called a freak but it's still fun for the s---- and giggles >mfw one of the girls actually says ok and actually does it >end up being too disgusted with her to have sex with her >she keeps having sex with friends anyway >mfw am chad robin hood

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GrandAnon had the last laugh | /r/Greentext

02/10/22(Thu)19:28:46 No.87242585 財 >never really connect with family members >not even with parents >grandpa is the only person in the family I truly get along with >same the other way around since most of my relatives can't appreciate pops's sense of humor >years pass and granpops becomes one 18 KB JPG of my closest friends >on my 18th birthday he gives me an envelope >says it's important so he trusts me with it but cannot be opened before his death >l promise him I won't open it until the day comes >12 years later >granpops passes away >sad.jpg >remember the envelope >I kept it in a safe in the bank >go to bank and get it >open it >only a single paper in the envelope >written on it: "guess what? chicken butt" goddammit pops, I miss you, you old fart
02/10/22(Thu)19:28:46 No.87242585 財 >never really connect with family members >not even with parents >grandpa is the only person in the family I truly get along with >same the other way around since most of my relatives can't appreciate pops's sense of humor >years pass and granpops becomes one 18 KB JPG of my closest friends >on my 18th birthday he gives me an envelope >says it's important so he trusts me with it but cannot be opened before his death >l promise him I won't open it until the day comes >12 years later >granpops passes away >sad.jpg >remember the envelope >I kept it in a safe in the bank >go to bank and get it >open it >only a single paper in the envelope >written on it: "guess what? chicken butt" goddammit pops, I miss you, you old fart

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Anon is a thug | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/13/21(Tue)23:54:35 No.858941903 STORY THREAD. >be me THUG LIFE >walk into gym wearing tiny 80's shorts and fake mustache >see literal 9.5/10 girl running on treadmill with earphones in >walk up to her, motion for her to take her 41 KB JPG earphones out >tell her she's alright looking but not really my type >walk away and leave the gym >hang out in my car in the parking lot, flying my rc helicopter all over the place >girl walks out >do 30mph fly-bys inches above her head and chase her running and screaming to her car >drink the rest of my nesquik and head home
: Anonymous 07/13/21(Tue)23:54:35 No.858941903 STORY THREAD. >be me THUG LIFE >walk into gym wearing tiny 80's shorts and fake mustache >see literal 9.5/10 girl running on treadmill with earphones in >walk up to her, motion for her to take her 41 KB JPG earphones out >tell her she's alright looking but not really my type >walk away and leave the gym >hang out in my car in the parking lot, flying my rc helicopter all over the place >girl walks out >do 30mph fly-bys inches above her head and chase her running and screaming to her car >drink the rest of my nesquik and head home

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Anons declining relationship | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/16/22(Wed)16:27:18 No.874529154 > Partner literally just works and sleeps. I'm not kidding > Rolled their eyes at the last thing I tried to show them that I thought was funny > Barely been speaking > They ask what's wrong after a few 49 KB JPG days > "I feel like I annoy you" > "Anon you don't annoy me-" >:) > "-but(proceeds to talk about why and how I annoy them)' It's over anons isn't it
: Anonymous 03/16/22(Wed)16:27:18 No.874529154 > Partner literally just works and sleeps. I'm not kidding > Rolled their eyes at the last thing I tried to show them that I thought was funny > Barely been speaking > They ask what's wrong after a few 49 KB JPG days > "I feel like I annoy you" > "Anon you don't annoy me-" >:) > "-but(proceeds to talk about why and how I annoy them)' It's over anons isn't it

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Anon wants to unionize | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/16/22(Wed)07:29:40 No.67804413 >manager of a grocery store >boyfriend and coworkers want to unionize >tell boyfriend that corporate is thinking of shutting down our store if they want to unionize >boyfriend upset with me that I'm 1.2 MB GIF siding with corporate because when I was a floor associate I originally wanted to unionize I'm doing what I'm doing so everyone can keep their jobs. like does he seriously expect that I'm supposed to side with him on a nationwide battle that will cost us our jobs? Just do your job. I'm not giving up my salary because of a union scam. : Anonymous 03/16/22(Wed)07:31:51 No.67804434 >>67804413 (OP) # >female >manager If i was corporate i'd shut down your store too.
: Anonymous 03/16/22(Wed)07:29:40 No.67804413 >manager of a grocery store >boyfriend and coworkers want to unionize >tell boyfriend that corporate is thinking of shutting down our store if they want to unionize >boyfriend upset with me that I'm 1.2 MB GIF siding with corporate because when I was a floor associate I originally wanted to unionize I'm doing what I'm doing so everyone can keep their jobs. like does he seriously expect that I'm supposed to side with him on a nationwide battle that will cost us our jobs? Just do your job. I'm not giving up my salary because of a union scam. : Anonymous 03/16/22(Wed)07:31:51 No.67804434 >>67804413 (OP) # >female >manager If i was corporate i'd shut down your store too.

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Anon has a father figure | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/16/22(Wed)11:30:11 No.874521720 story time CAT >me 25 >on the job >co worker is about 3 times my age >can literally be my grandfather (65) >we developed a father son 38 KB JPG relationship >really care for each other >have deep conversation >holidays come around >timetocelebrate.mkv >we have a toast and some paid days off >work place orginsed a paid worker trip to have fun >me and grandpa are sitting together on the bus >talk a bunch >he shows me pictures of his daughters (my age split 5/7 both 28 26) >we talk about them and I talk about my family too >he throws of the younger one is single >invite me to have a Sunday bbq at his place with his family and more work friends >l go >most of the workers are his age im the youngest man in the company the next in line is 42 >l arrive and he introduce me to his familiy >the younger daughter starts a conversation with me >we get along >we start dating >grandpa master plan worked out anons did I just f--- my sister? 5 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 03/16/22(Wed)11:30:11 No.874521720 story time CAT >me 25 >on the job >co worker is about 3 times my age >can literally be my grandfather (65) >we developed a father son 38 KB JPG relationship >really care for each other >have deep conversation >holidays come around >timetocelebrate.mkv >we have a toast and some paid days off >work place orginsed a paid worker trip to have fun >me and grandpa are sitting together on the bus >talk a bunch >he shows me pictures of his daughters (my age split 5/7 both 28 26) >we talk about them and I talk about my family too >he throws of the younger one is single >invite me to have a Sunday bbq at his place with his family and more work friends >l go >most of the workers are his age im the youngest man in the company the next in line is 42 >l arrive and he introduce me to his familiy >the younger daughter starts a conversation with me >we get along >we start dating >grandpa master plan worked out anons did I just f--- my sister? 5 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Raw-dogged | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/20/21(Fri)12:31:52 No.65061540 >be me >want to get muscles to get a gf >look up youtube fitness gurus >find a guru who claims that raw meat, raw eggs and raw milk will boost testosterone by 3x >l have very low testosterone (measured by a doctor, not self- 74 KB JPG diagnosed) so l'm very interested in this >raw milk is banned where I live so I buy raw meat and eggs and make a habit of eating them >the meat tastes like pure s--- but I put lots of salt and oregano on it to improve the taste >start feeling bad, puking, and suffering from diarrhea >ask the community if this is normal >they tell me my body is expelling toxins, its used to eating highly processed artificial foods so it will take some time to get used to real foods >keep eating raw meat and raw eggs for a few more days >the diarrhea gets even worse >cant keep my food down, puke it instantly >end up going to hospital with a severe case of food poisoning
: Anonymous 08/20/21(Fri)12:31:52 No.65061540 >be me >want to get muscles to get a gf >look up youtube fitness gurus >find a guru who claims that raw meat, raw eggs and raw milk will boost testosterone by 3x >l have very low testosterone (measured by a doctor, not self- 74 KB JPG diagnosed) so l'm very interested in this >raw milk is banned where I live so I buy raw meat and eggs and make a habit of eating them >the meat tastes like pure s--- but I put lots of salt and oregano on it to improve the taste >start feeling bad, puking, and suffering from diarrhea >ask the community if this is normal >they tell me my body is expelling toxins, its used to eating highly processed artificial foods so it will take some time to get used to real foods >keep eating raw meat and raw eggs for a few more days >the diarrhea gets even worse >cant keep my food down, puke it instantly >end up going to hospital with a severe case of food poisoning

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Anon kills Officer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/15/18(Thu)19:35:57 No.49305826 Dog is dead now 132 KB JPG >>49305891 # : Anonymous 11/15/18(Thu)19:42:27 No.49305891 >>49305826 # >Dog is *BANG* not today f----- 125 KB PNG
: Anonymous 11/15/18(Thu)19:35:57 No.49305826 Dog is dead now 132 KB JPG >>49305891 # : Anonymous 11/15/18(Thu)19:42:27 No.49305891 >>49305826 # >Dog is *BANG* not today f----- 125 KB PNG

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Anon plays minecraft | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/07/18(Wed)19:44:07 No.438217109 >decide to reinstall minecraft >see an annoying twelve year old >grief his house >he's begging me to stop >kill him and take all of his s--- 37 KB JPG >go home and play minecraft : Anonymous 11/07/18(Wed)19:47:40 No.438217460 >>438217109 (OP) # 10/10
: Anonymous 11/07/18(Wed)19:44:07 No.438217109 >decide to reinstall minecraft >see an annoying twelve year old >grief his house >he's begging me to stop >kill him and take all of his s--- 37 KB JPG >go home and play minecraft : Anonymous 11/07/18(Wed)19:47:40 No.438217460 >>438217109 (OP) # 10/10

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O Anonymous 03/16/22(Wed)07:28:20 No.874512625 >>874512731 >>874512851 >>874513097 >>874513283 >>874513740 >>874514390 >>874514665 >>874514719 >>874515182 >>874515287 >>874515388 >>874515838 >>874516522 >>874516600 >>874516846 >>874516979 >>874517008 >>874517407 >>874517608 >>874517719 >>874517802 >>874519561 >Be me >Turning 30 this year >Always tried to be kind to everyone >People would tease me about whatever, I'd just laugh it off >Wanted to be the good guy >Knew I was socially awkward, but thought people at least had a good opinion of me >Looking back on my life, I've just been a joke >Never had a real friend my whole life >Not like I didn't try >Tried to be upbeat, friendly, and outgoing >Tried to engage people in positive or helpful conversations so when they thought of me, they would have positive opinion >Tried not to be overbearing though, not overstep my bounds, or go where I wasn't wanted >Tried to be helpful >Tried to offer advice when I could >Joined clubs, sports, all kind of activities >Nothing ever helped me make close friends, or even acquaintances >In school, got teased quite a bit >Dad said that was just what kids do, it means they accept you >This has continued in college and now my adult life >See now that it went far beyond joking around >They hated me >They always hated me, everyone has >At work today, in breakroom >Heard some people talking about me >Must not have known I was there >Said some really mean stuff >"Imagine waking up an you're Anon, what do you do?" >"Seriously, jump out the nearest window or blow my brains out." >"I want something bad to happen to him. I want him to get in a bad car accident and get paralyzed. It would be hilarious!" >"He's just such a f------ loser! How does a person get like that?" >I snuck out of the building before anyone could see me >My boss called like five times >l didn't answer because my boss was one of the those people What went wrong?? What did I do wrong? Why didn't I get it? I'm a good guy. I've never hurt anyone. I've never been cruel or mean to anyone. I get it, I'm not cool. I'm a dork. I'm a loser. And maybe I don't deserve friends. But I don't think I deserve enemies. I don't know. I don't have a gun and I live on the ground floor. Maybe l'll just run into traffic or something.
O Anonymous 03/16/22(Wed)07:28:20 No.874512625 >>874512731 >>874512851 >>874513097 >>874513283 >>874513740 >>874514390 >>874514665 >>874514719 >>874515182 >>874515287 >>874515388 >>874515838 >>874516522 >>874516600 >>874516846 >>874516979 >>874517008 >>874517407 >>874517608 >>874517719 >>874517802 >>874519561 >Be me >Turning 30 this year >Always tried to be kind to everyone >People would tease me about whatever, I'd just laugh it off >Wanted to be the good guy >Knew I was socially awkward, but thought people at least had a good opinion of me >Looking back on my life, I've just been a joke >Never had a real friend my whole life >Not like I didn't try >Tried to be upbeat, friendly, and outgoing >Tried to engage people in positive or helpful conversations so when they thought of me, they would have positive opinion >Tried not to be overbearing though, not overstep my bounds, or go where I wasn't wanted >Tried to be helpful >Tried to offer advice when I could >Joined clubs, sports, all kind of activities >Nothing ever helped me make close friends, or even acquaintances >In school, got teased quite a bit >Dad said that was just what kids do, it means they accept you >This has continued in college and now my adult life >See now that it went far beyond joking around >They hated me >They always hated me, everyone has >At work today, in breakroom >Heard some people talking about me >Must not have known I was there >Said some really mean stuff >"Imagine waking up an you're Anon, what do you do?" >"Seriously, jump out the nearest window or blow my brains out." >"I want something bad to happen to him. I want him to get in a bad car accident and get paralyzed. It would be hilarious!" >"He's just such a f------ loser! How does a person get like that?" >I snuck out of the building before anyone could see me >My boss called like five times >l didn't answer because my boss was one of the those people What went wrong?? What did I do wrong? Why didn't I get it? I'm a good guy. I've never hurt anyone. I've never been cruel or mean to anyone. I get it, I'm not cool. I'm a dork. I'm a loser. And maybe I don't deserve friends. But I don't think I deserve enemies. I don't know. I don't have a gun and I live on the ground floor. Maybe l'll just run into traffic or something.

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O Anonymous 03/13/22(Sun)12:10:00 No.67763615 ► File: artworks-000032287566-cio(..).jpg (36 KB, 500x500) >>67763165 (OP) >be 6'5" barefoot >wear sneakers, now 6'6" >wear manlet inserts, now 6'8" >tell people that I am 5'11", even on dating apps I am crashing this plane with no survivors.
O Anonymous 03/13/22(Sun)12:10:00 No.67763615 ► File: artworks-000032287566-cio(..).jpg (36 KB, 500x500) >>67763165 (OP) >be 6'5" barefoot >wear sneakers, now 6'6" >wear manlet inserts, now 6'8" >tell people that I am 5'11", even on dating apps I am crashing this plane with no survivors.

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