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: Anonymous 03/03/21(Wed)02:50:06 No.62574709 >show its called Mr.Robot >its supposed to be about a depressed guy with social anxiety >has a well paid job >has a female best friend >has a chad friend that wants to 377 KB JPG hang out with him >has sex with a female drugs dealer in the first chapter >after sex scene they put some scene of him crying and saying muh loneliness and anxiety so this is how depression looks like for normies
: Anonymous 03/03/21(Wed)02:50:06 No.62574709 >show its called Mr.Robot >its supposed to be about a depressed guy with social anxiety >has a well paid job >has a female best friend >has a chad friend that wants to 377 KB JPG hang out with him >has sex with a female drugs dealer in the first chapter >after sex scene they put some scene of him crying and saying muh loneliness and anxiety so this is how depression looks like for normies

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Anon is an NPC | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/10/21 (Mon)07:51:26 No.63603986 >At work >Known at work as the guy who collects lighters >Coworker gives me a lighter he found >"Aw nice, thanks bro." >Opinion of that person went up in 624 KB PNG my mind >Think about it later that day >Realize I'm a 'collect x amount of y" npc >mfw
: Anonymous 05/10/21 (Mon)07:51:26 No.63603986 >At work >Known at work as the guy who collects lighters >Coworker gives me a lighter he found >"Aw nice, thanks bro." >Opinion of that person went up in 624 KB PNG my mind >Think about it later that day >Realize I'm a 'collect x amount of y" npc >mfw

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Anon is resourceful | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 03/17/22(Thu)16:35:47 No.67818979 File: 1622154845245.png (143 KB, 500x500) >>67815896 (OP) >26 >picked up a hundred dollar bill from the ground, super lucky! >guy rushes in >"Has anyone seen any cash laying on the ground?! I might have dropped it" >panic, I really want the money to pay parking tickets >point to a black guy leaving >"I saw that guy pick something up a while ago, idk what though" >leave quickly as the guy chases down the black man
O Anonymous 03/17/22(Thu)16:35:47 No.67818979 File: 1622154845245.png (143 KB, 500x500) >>67815896 (OP) >26 >picked up a hundred dollar bill from the ground, super lucky! >guy rushes in >"Has anyone seen any cash laying on the ground?! I might have dropped it" >panic, I really want the money to pay parking tickets >point to a black guy leaving >"I saw that guy pick something up a while ago, idk what though" >leave quickly as the guy chases down the black man

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Sigma mindset | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/25/22(Fri)09:35:13 No.67566802 A girl approaches you and says, "pretend we're friends. l'm being followed." What would you do? ASKMEN r 75 KB PNG 47 Replies / 5 Images View Thread : Anonymous 02/25/22(Fri)14:09:18 No.67568442 >>67566802 (OP) # I'd tell them >you are not entitled to male protection It's that simple
: Anonymous 02/25/22(Fri)09:35:13 No.67566802 A girl approaches you and says, "pretend we're friends. l'm being followed." What would you do? ASKMEN r 75 KB PNG 47 Replies / 5 Images View Thread : Anonymous 02/25/22(Fri)14:09:18 No.67568442 >>67566802 (OP) # I'd tell them >you are not entitled to male protection It's that simple

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Anon got cucked by an aardvark. | /r/Greentext

I Anonymous 10/25/18(Thu)11:33:05 No.436422052 motherFUCKEERRRR.png 2.26 MB PNG >middle of my birthday party >Arthur comes on tv >every f------ kid goes to watch it >Hey guys, don't you wanna play, guys? >No, we're watching Arthur F--- you Arthur, you p------------ >>436424116 # >>436424232 #
I Anonymous 10/25/18(Thu)11:33:05 No.436422052 motherFUCKEERRRR.png 2.26 MB PNG >middle of my birthday party >Arthur comes on tv >every f------ kid goes to watch it >Hey guys, don't you wanna play, guys? >No, we're watching Arthur F--- you Arthur, you p------------ >>436424116 # >>436424232 #

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Anon fell for it | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/09/17(Thu)23:06:28 No.8666680 363 KB JPG Bought baby spinach for the first time. About 70% of the leaves felt like rubber. Why did they feel like rubber? Anonymous 03/09/17(Thu)23:15:29 No.8666720 >>8666680 (OP) >he fell for the rubber spinach Oldest trick in the book.
Anonymous 03/09/17(Thu)23:06:28 No.8666680 363 KB JPG Bought baby spinach for the first time. About 70% of the leaves felt like rubber. Why did they feel like rubber? Anonymous 03/09/17(Thu)23:15:29 No.8666720 >>8666680 (OP) >he fell for the rubber spinach Oldest trick in the book.

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Anon is improving | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 45243472 >be me >22 yo >overweight beta loser >decide to f--- it all and get my life in control >get new clothes >go to the gym >work out harder than ever in my life >sweat dripping off me >can't feel my legs >a couple of chads walk by >hear one of them say to the other >"What a fat loser" 42,2 kB JPG >... >He's technically right >l am losing a lot of fat 3 REPLIES O IMAGES REPLY Anonymous 45243502 Nice keep going man
Anonymous | 45243472 >be me >22 yo >overweight beta loser >decide to f--- it all and get my life in control >get new clothes >go to the gym >work out harder than ever in my life >sweat dripping off me >can't feel my legs >a couple of chads walk by >hear one of them say to the other >"What a fat loser" 42,2 kB JPG >... >He's technically right >l am losing a lot of fat 3 REPLIES O IMAGES REPLY Anonymous 45243502 Nice keep going man

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Anon is the First Lady. | /r/Greentext

File: First lady jpg (30 KB, 348x527) O Anonymous (ID: 3LETK53W 2 01/20/17(Fri)12:59:42 No. 108047628 [Reply] >be me >literal gold digger >just want a nice life without having to work >marry rich guy just for the cash >he's upset with the state of the country >decides to run for president >yeahright.jpeg >he starts doing well >mfw he actually gets elected >mfw I'm the first lady of the United states of America
File: First lady jpg (30 KB, 348x527) O Anonymous (ID: 3LETK53W 2 01/20/17(Fri)12:59:42 No. 108047628 [Reply] >be me >literal gold digger >just want a nice life without having to work >marry rich guy just for the cash >he's upset with the state of the country >decides to run for president >yeahright.jpeg >he starts doing well >mfw he actually gets elected >mfw I'm the first lady of the United states of America

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Chad Anon all ze way.. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/02/21(Mon)16:57:07 No.860215884 >Read 314 pages of terms and conditions >Clicked 'disagree' 1.09 MB GIF
: Anonymous 08/02/21(Mon)16:57:07 No.860215884 >Read 314 pages of terms and conditions >Clicked 'disagree' 1.09 MB GIF

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Anon is playing life on hard mode | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Everyone ends up leaving me 03/17/22(Thu)20:34:18 No.67825659 >mother abandons me at 5 >dad abandons me at 12 >grandma dies at 17 >friends all move on and stop talking to me after high school >online friends all end up ghosting 1.06 MB PNG me >meet one lonely girl a year ago online, just as friends >become very close >she makes a post on a dating subreddit 2 weeks ago >ghosted me since, i suppose she was just using me for attention and now she found a boyfriend Back to square one for me. I'm just a ghost, an invisible guy. 8 Replies / 3 Images View Thread
: Anonymous Everyone ends up leaving me 03/17/22(Thu)20:34:18 No.67825659 >mother abandons me at 5 >dad abandons me at 12 >grandma dies at 17 >friends all move on and stop talking to me after high school >online friends all end up ghosting 1.06 MB PNG me >meet one lonely girl a year ago online, just as friends >become very close >she makes a post on a dating subreddit 2 weeks ago >ghosted me since, i suppose she was just using me for attention and now she found a boyfriend Back to square one for me. I'm just a ghost, an invisible guy. 8 Replies / 3 Images View Thread

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Tables have been turned for Anon. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous No.26583677 10 hours ago How about a /devilish/ thread? >At uni >Girl calls me a loser >over the line >Find her facebook >She has a boyfriend >Everything is public >Perfect >Save her pictures, learn her interests >Make an okcupid account >Fill it out with her info >Interact with others a little >Make a fake Chad facebook account >Message her boyfriend >"Hey bro sorry to bring this up but I was on okcupid and I do google searches of my dates, found your gf on it. Thought I should let you know." >bf messages me back "wow dude thanks for telling me." >A few days later check her facebook >Relationship: Single. Who is the loser now?
Anonymous No.26583677 10 hours ago How about a /devilish/ thread? >At uni >Girl calls me a loser >over the line >Find her facebook >She has a boyfriend >Everything is public >Perfect >Save her pictures, learn her interests >Make an okcupid account >Fill it out with her info >Interact with others a little >Make a fake Chad facebook account >Message her boyfriend >"Hey bro sorry to bring this up but I was on okcupid and I do google searches of my dates, found your gf on it. Thought I should let you know." >bf messages me back "wow dude thanks for telling me." >A few days later check her facebook >Relationship: Single. Who is the loser now?

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Anon’s have spoken | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/11/19(Fri)10:29:51 No.789716987 >ls a gamer >Helps working class people >Seems like a genuinely nice person to be around >Doesn't take corp. money 6 KB JPG >Sexy as hell what's not to like about our progressive gamer queen? : Anonymous 01/11/19(Fri)10:31:27 No.789717088 she's a jew >>789717298 #
: Anonymous 01/11/19(Fri)10:29:51 No.789716987 >ls a gamer >Helps working class people >Seems like a genuinely nice person to be around >Doesn't take corp. money 6 KB JPG >Sexy as hell what's not to like about our progressive gamer queen? : Anonymous 01/11/19(Fri)10:31:27 No.789717088 she's a jew >>789717298 #

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anon doesn't care about poverty | /r/Greentext

Anonymous E 03/16/22(Wed)21:32:38 No.16145985 >>161459873 >>161459882 >>161459943 >>161460014 >>16146 >>161460686 >>161460862 >>161461789 >be poor >be depressed >be happy because mother loves me
Anonymous E 03/16/22(Wed)21:32:38 No.16145985 >>161459873 >>161459882 >>161459943 >>161460014 >>16146 >>161460686 >>161460862 >>161461789 >be poor >be depressed >be happy because mother loves me

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Anon meets tom cruise | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/07/17(Fri)13:36:40 No.81360206 img0465.jpg 248 KB JPG >>81355768 (OP) # sometimes i masturbate in bushes in a public park. one day i notice a person behing me. it was tom cruise. all he said was "proceed". i felt uncomfortable and took a picture and left. >>81360256 # >>81363748 # >>81368649 #
: Anonymous 04/07/17(Fri)13:36:40 No.81360206 img0465.jpg 248 KB JPG >>81355768 (OP) # sometimes i masturbate in bushes in a public park. one day i notice a person behing me. it was tom cruise. all he said was "proceed". i felt uncomfortable and took a picture and left. >>81360256 # >>81363748 # >>81368649 #

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Let's see Paul Allen's distortion of his own depicted character | /r/Greentext

| Anonymous 03/08/22(Tue)12:26:02 No.164846763 D84D9F6D-79A1-48DE-B19C-0805A2610B08.jpg 22 KB JPG The fact that he's been memed to the point of being recognized by zoomers who have never seen the movie as the sigma male grindset rich guy instead of a serial killer is utterly poetic
| Anonymous 03/08/22(Tue)12:26:02 No.164846763 D84D9F6D-79A1-48DE-B19C-0805A2610B08.jpg 22 KB JPG The fact that he's been memed to the point of being recognized by zoomers who have never seen the movie as the sigma male grindset rich guy instead of a serial killer is utterly poetic

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Anon is a shapeshifter | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: C+k/HzuG ) 03/17/22(Thu)23:17:15 No.367735674 >be me >shill for Russia >hop thread 1 >shill for Ukraine >hop thread >shill for Russia >hop thread >shill for Ukraine 115 KB JPG Try and stop me
: Anonymous (ID: C+k/HzuG ) 03/17/22(Thu)23:17:15 No.367735674 >be me >shill for Russia >hop thread 1 >shill for Ukraine >hop thread >shill for Russia >hop thread >shill for Ukraine 115 KB JPG Try and stop me

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Anon doesn’t know what’s going on | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/06/22(Thu)09:25:03 No.66872932 be me >student >have to present my project >30+ people in online meeting >start talking with my webcam off 118 KB PNG >teacher says open web >get anxious, start mumble rapping my project >cute girl in my class texts me in dm and tell me "it's gonna be ok anon, take a deep breath" >anxiety intesifies >keep mumble rapping >get decent mark >cute classmate dm again and tell me it was ok and she thinks my shyness is cute I think I'll pass out
: Anonymous 01/06/22(Thu)09:25:03 No.66872932 be me >student >have to present my project >30+ people in online meeting >start talking with my webcam off 118 KB PNG >teacher says open web >get anxious, start mumble rapping my project >cute girl in my class texts me in dm and tell me "it's gonna be ok anon, take a deep breath" >anxiety intesifies >keep mumble rapping >get decent mark >cute classmate dm again and tell me it was ok and she thinks my shyness is cute I think I'll pass out

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Anon can't cope. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/17/22(Thu)14:47:38 No.67821079 >My high school bully inherited his dad's corporation making millions a year for doing nothing, just telling others what to do, living in a big nice house while I have to work humiliating s--- jobs for s--- pay living in a small cramped apartment I can't pay off in years, always worried sick about my economy and job prospects, got myself into debt doing studies resulting in f------ nothing despite everyone telling me my 89 KB JPG future would be made H--------. How do I f------ deal with this. Please tell me he will get some chronic pain disorder or some s---.
Anonymous 03/17/22(Thu)14:47:38 No.67821079 >My high school bully inherited his dad's corporation making millions a year for doing nothing, just telling others what to do, living in a big nice house while I have to work humiliating s--- jobs for s--- pay living in a small cramped apartment I can't pay off in years, always worried sick about my economy and job prospects, got myself into debt doing studies resulting in f------ nothing despite everyone telling me my 89 KB JPG future would be made H--------. How do I f------ deal with this. Please tell me he will get some chronic pain disorder or some s---.

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Anon is alone | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: GmScW8ar ) + 03/17/20(Tue)09:34:04 No.248616757 For you, quarantine is isolation from the world, from your loved ones. For me, it's tuesday. 41 KB JPG View Thread
: Anonymous (ID: GmScW8ar ) + 03/17/20(Tue)09:34:04 No.248616757 For you, quarantine is isolation from the world, from your loved ones. For me, it's tuesday. 41 KB JPG View Thread

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Anon Makes a Presentation | /r/Greentext

> be me > in health class, have to make a powerpoint about why alcohol is bad 359 KB PNG > 12th grade so no one cares > presentation day comes along > no one has done any work > teacher opens up class file > one project > titled "alachol" > teacher walks out of room > mfw
> be me > in health class, have to make a powerpoint about why alcohol is bad 359 KB PNG > 12th grade so no one cares > presentation day comes along > no one has done any work > teacher opens up class file > one project > titled "alachol" > teacher walks out of room > mfw

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