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Anon meets there bullies | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/24/21 (Tue)01:42:53 No.65105132 >first day of class >get to class early so im one of the first people to sit down >sit towards the back >four stacys walk in a few minutes after I sit down >in the sea of empty seats they 22 KB JPG choose 4 seats all situated near me >all of them introduce themselves to me They're going to bully me arent they
: Anonymous 08/24/21 (Tue)01:42:53 No.65105132 >first day of class >get to class early so im one of the first people to sit down >sit towards the back >four stacys walk in a few minutes after I sit down >in the sea of empty seats they 22 KB JPG choose 4 seats all situated near me >all of them introduce themselves to me They're going to bully me arent they

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Anon and normies | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: (UdC8Plah ) 03/17/22(Thu)01:59:29 No.367641330 plebbitor.png 17 KB PNG >Average Redditor now gets upvotes for openly labeling Russians as subhuman orcs and calling for all Russian children and civilians to be genocided and tortured for fun It's scary how mentally unhinged normies are, far scarier and inhumane than anyone on /pol/ while they are supposed to be tolerant ones. One flip of a switch from government is enough to turn them into killing/lynching machines and worst of all they would still feel absolute moral superiority
: Anonymous (ID: (UdC8Plah ) 03/17/22(Thu)01:59:29 No.367641330 plebbitor.png 17 KB PNG >Average Redditor now gets upvotes for openly labeling Russians as subhuman orcs and calling for all Russian children and civilians to be genocided and tortured for fun It's scary how mentally unhinged normies are, far scarier and inhumane than anyone on /pol/ while they are supposed to be tolerant ones. One flip of a switch from government is enough to turn them into killing/lynching machines and worst of all they would still feel absolute moral superiority

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Anon has delusional memories of his childhood | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/09/21(Fri)06:24:41 No.851663505 > be in middle school English period > was told to write a word starting with the letter "g" and many syllables as possible > cannot repeat words > my turn >mind started to race as I feel judgmental stares 430 KB PNG > wrote "Gobbledygook" > classmates laughed > teacher said, "Don't make up words, anon" > everyone mocked my vocabulary for the rest of the day > went home and found dictionary > next day showed it to the teacher that it exists > rather than explaining it to the class, teacher replied, "Stop being a sore loser." >mfw Also, I scored a 98% in the final English exam yet my English grade on my report card was a C.
: Anonymous 04/09/21(Fri)06:24:41 No.851663505 > be in middle school English period > was told to write a word starting with the letter "g" and many syllables as possible > cannot repeat words > my turn >mind started to race as I feel judgmental stares 430 KB PNG > wrote "Gobbledygook" > classmates laughed > teacher said, "Don't make up words, anon" > everyone mocked my vocabulary for the rest of the day > went home and found dictionary > next day showed it to the teacher that it exists > rather than explaining it to the class, teacher replied, "Stop being a sore loser." >mfw Also, I scored a 98% in the final English exam yet my English grade on my report card was a C.

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Anon buys some daggers | /r/Greentext

>be me >working hard as s--- for years to become the best one at smithing >random guy shows up >buys all my iron ore >craft tons of s----- daggers >sell all to me >i didnt want to buy all those s---, but i did anyways, lol >i need to restock >he backs up and stand there for f------ 2 days without eating >im restocked >he buys all my ore again >in 3 weeks he got better at smithing than me
>be me >working hard as s--- for years to become the best one at smithing >random guy shows up >buys all my iron ore >craft tons of s----- daggers >sell all to me >i didnt want to buy all those s---, but i did anyways, lol >i need to restock >he backs up and stand there for f------ 2 days without eating >im restocked >he buys all my ore again >in 3 weeks he got better at smithing than me

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Everyone starts somewhere | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/24/21(Thu)14:00:32 No.62246659 >go to gym >try to lift embarassingly low weights >fail >want to kill self 40 KB JPG : Anonymous 06/24/21(Thu)14:03:28 No.62246694 >>62246659 (OP) # The weights are just a clock - a clock that measures how much time you've spent in the gym. Put in more time and the weights will accumulate. You've spent zero time thus far and the weights are just telling you that. >>62246734 # >>62246763 # >>62250110 # >>62250347 # : Anonymous 06/24/21(Thu)14:04:16 No.62246708 Nobody in the gym cares about you. Stop thinking so much of yourself. : Anonymous 06/24/21(Thu)14:05:08 No.62246717 >>62246659 (OP) # It's okay, anon. We all have to start somewhere. Most people are too focused on what they're doing to judge you anyway
: Anonymous 06/24/21(Thu)14:00:32 No.62246659 >go to gym >try to lift embarassingly low weights >fail >want to kill self 40 KB JPG : Anonymous 06/24/21(Thu)14:03:28 No.62246694 >>62246659 (OP) # The weights are just a clock - a clock that measures how much time you've spent in the gym. Put in more time and the weights will accumulate. You've spent zero time thus far and the weights are just telling you that. >>62246734 # >>62246763 # >>62250110 # >>62250347 # : Anonymous 06/24/21(Thu)14:04:16 No.62246708 Nobody in the gym cares about you. Stop thinking so much of yourself. : Anonymous 06/24/21(Thu)14:05:08 No.62246717 >>62246659 (OP) # It's okay, anon. We all have to start somewhere. Most people are too focused on what they're doing to judge you anyway

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anon juega juegos | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/14/19(Fri)22:21:18 No.466515790 >mexican joins the server >turns on his mic >hear his mother yelling >baby crying >vacuum cleaner WWWWRRRRRRIIINNNG 43 KB JPG >"CAAAAASSSSO000 CEEEERRRRRAAAAADOOO0000" >police sirens >dog barking
: Anonymous 06/14/19(Fri)22:21:18 No.466515790 >mexican joins the server >turns on his mic >hear his mother yelling >baby crying >vacuum cleaner WWWWRRRRRRIIINNNG 43 KB JPG >"CAAAAASSSSO000 CEEEERRRRRAAAAADOOO0000" >police sirens >dog barking

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Anon had a boyfriend. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/22/22(Tue)23:15:27 No.67895132 >have a boyfriend in high school and the first part of college >he's not very intimate >really have to push for kisses >never had sex >run into him >it's been four years >he's now the most flamboyant, effeminate, bold, make up clad gay man I have ever 128 KB JPG seen g-glad to know I was w-what it took for him to r-rr- realize
Anonymous 03/22/22(Tue)23:15:27 No.67895132 >have a boyfriend in high school and the first part of college >he's not very intimate >really have to push for kisses >never had sex >run into him >it's been four years >he's now the most flamboyant, effeminate, bold, make up clad gay man I have ever 128 KB JPG seen g-glad to know I was w-what it took for him to r-rr- realize

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Anon is something of a comedian himself | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/05/21(Mon)11:09:48 No.64453400 >be me >look for entry level jobs on the ads on the joblist site 1.73 MB PNG >"water tester" >"competitive salary" >you have to understand that I am stupid to the point of almost being mentally disabled >I show up thinking I'm going to taste test water >no >but my interviewer laughs and tells me l'm hilarious >I get a uniform and a schedule >all I have to do is put strips of paper into samples and record colors onto a pad of grid paper and then write a report >my job is so boring l'm literally posting on 4chan on company time
: Anonymous 07/05/21(Mon)11:09:48 No.64453400 >be me >look for entry level jobs on the ads on the joblist site 1.73 MB PNG >"water tester" >"competitive salary" >you have to understand that I am stupid to the point of almost being mentally disabled >I show up thinking I'm going to taste test water >no >but my interviewer laughs and tells me l'm hilarious >I get a uniform and a schedule >all I have to do is put strips of paper into samples and record colors onto a pad of grid paper and then write a report >my job is so boring l'm literally posting on 4chan on company time

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Anon is not a gamer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/11/21(Thu)10:38:56 No.543918975 >sit down to watch my boyfriend play >its a dark souls like type game >he dies >he activates a god mode one hit 230 KB JPG kill cheat i'm dating a little bitch and i hate it
: Anonymous 02/11/21(Thu)10:38:56 No.543918975 >sit down to watch my boyfriend play >its a dark souls like type game >he dies >he activates a god mode one hit 230 KB JPG kill cheat i'm dating a little bitch and i hate it

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Anon chews 5gum | /r/Greentext

U Anonymous 02/15/15(Sun)02:51:58 No.21821843 File: FeelinGood.png (5 KB, 645x773) >>21821857 >>21821864 >>21821869 >>21823011 >Be me >19 yo, 6/10 >Go out for Valentines Day with bestie of 3 years >9/10 >It's technically a date >Dinner and 50 Shades of S--- >Get ice cream afterwards >Give her a glass flower I bought earlier in the month >She loves it and we go for a walk >PULL OUT 5GUM: TRUTH OR DARE, pack >Her wrapper says to take a selfie with eyes closed >She does >l read mine It says to ask the most beautiful person in the room for a kiss >We laugh it off but I remember the glass flower base has a mirror on the bottom side Where's the most beautiful girl at tho? >Look at the mirrored base Oh look I found her! >Show her the mirrored base of the flower >We smile and kiss for the first time ever >She reads her the other part of her wrapper >"What's the most romantic moment you've shared with the person next you?" >"This one right now" >mfw how it feels to chew 5gum
U Anonymous 02/15/15(Sun)02:51:58 No.21821843 File: FeelinGood.png (5 KB, 645x773) >>21821857 >>21821864 >>21821869 >>21823011 >Be me >19 yo, 6/10 >Go out for Valentines Day with bestie of 3 years >9/10 >It's technically a date >Dinner and 50 Shades of S--- >Get ice cream afterwards >Give her a glass flower I bought earlier in the month >She loves it and we go for a walk >PULL OUT 5GUM: TRUTH OR DARE, pack >Her wrapper says to take a selfie with eyes closed >She does >l read mine It says to ask the most beautiful person in the room for a kiss >We laugh it off but I remember the glass flower base has a mirror on the bottom side Where's the most beautiful girl at tho? >Look at the mirrored base Oh look I found her! >Show her the mirrored base of the flower >We smile and kiss for the first time ever >She reads her the other part of her wrapper >"What's the most romantic moment you've shared with the person next you?" >"This one right now" >mfw how it feels to chew 5gum

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Anon comes out | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous She knows 12/03/21(Fri)22:30:24 No.23437507 images (1).jpg 7 KB JPG >come out as bi to mom >she is surprised but supportive >asks a lot of questions >asks if I'm a top or a bottom > I don't answer for a sec and nervously say that it's private >She knows that I'm a bottom:|
: Anonymous She knows 12/03/21(Fri)22:30:24 No.23437507 images (1).jpg 7 KB JPG >come out as bi to mom >she is surprised but supportive >asks a lot of questions >asks if I'm a top or a bottom > I don't answer for a sec and nervously say that it's private >She knows that I'm a bottom:|

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Anon is a movie critic: 2.0 | /r/Greentext


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Anon theorizes why Greek women are hairy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: WeZpTtVG ) B Hairy greek women 03/20/22(Sun)15:51:56 No.368333466 Do women in your countries also have hair in their arms or is it greek genes? I remember having a high school crush, total qt, and then she pulled her sleeve and her arms were hairy like a bear's. Been wondering if this is the case for other women in the globe ever since 116 KB JPG : Anonymous (ID: PYCX2THq ) I1 03/20/22(Sun)16:17:27 No.368337780 >>368333466 (OP) # Greek women got hairy arms so they'd be mistaken for young boys. They were more likely to reproduce that way. >>368339023 # >>368340358 # >>368342213 #
: Anonymous (ID: WeZpTtVG ) B Hairy greek women 03/20/22(Sun)15:51:56 No.368333466 Do women in your countries also have hair in their arms or is it greek genes? I remember having a high school crush, total qt, and then she pulled her sleeve and her arms were hairy like a bear's. Been wondering if this is the case for other women in the globe ever since 116 KB JPG : Anonymous (ID: PYCX2THq ) I1 03/20/22(Sun)16:17:27 No.368337780 >>368333466 (OP) # Greek women got hairy arms so they'd be mistaken for young boys. They were more likely to reproduce that way. >>368339023 # >>368340358 # >>368342213 #

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surprisingly wholesome | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/22/22(Tue)08:27:56 No.17586928 >no matter how i do it my stew never tastes as good as my mother's what was the secret ingredient? MSG? 456 KB JPG : Anonymous 03/22/22(Tue)08:30:54 No.17586939 >>17586928 (OP) # >what was the secret ingredient? Love >>17587510 # >>17587543 #
: Anonymous 03/22/22(Tue)08:27:56 No.17586928 >no matter how i do it my stew never tastes as good as my mother's what was the secret ingredient? MSG? 456 KB JPG : Anonymous 03/22/22(Tue)08:30:54 No.17586939 >>17586928 (OP) # >what was the secret ingredient? Love >>17587510 # >>17587543 #

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Sensitive guys you have to perform emotional labor for | /r/Greentext

hannah @hanalyzed The dating pool for young women is literally - P--- addicts - "Sensitive" guys you have to perform constant emotional labour for - Narcissistic (if not sociopathic) gym bros - Emotionally distant manipulators - Performative "woke" men who still treat women like s--- Anonymous 07/22/20(Wed)23:38:22 No.96910896 So basically > Guys who post 4chan > Guys who post on reddit > Guys who post on instagram > Guys who post on linkedin > Guys who post on twitter >
hannah @hanalyzed The dating pool for young women is literally - P--- addicts - "Sensitive" guys you have to perform constant emotional labour for - Narcissistic (if not sociopathic) gym bros - Emotionally distant manipulators - Performative "woke" men who still treat women like s--- Anonymous 07/22/20(Wed)23:38:22 No.96910896 So basically > Guys who post 4chan > Guys who post on reddit > Guys who post on instagram > Guys who post on linkedin > Guys who post on twitter >

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Anon discovers half sister | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/27/17(Fri)17:29:57 No.749317098 >>749315451 (OP) # >Вe me >Grow up with mom who abuses me, but still claims she loves me >Grow up as only child >Grow up not knowing dad >Time passes >Dad dies, never get to know him >Find out I have half sister, who's 18, I'm 12 >After all these years alone, I figure out I'm not >Mom knew, she never told me >Move in with grandma after huge fight >Eventually get my half sister's facebook by simply looking up her name >We actually look alike, dark hair, blue eyes, except I have a stronger jaw >She's a solid 9/10, not even lying >Send her one message >"Hi" >Weeks pass, she hasn't read it >Then one day, she reads it >I get so happy >But, she never responds >Get no contact from her for 6 1/2 years >Until one day she calls me You know what she asks for? Money.
: Anonymous 10/27/17(Fri)17:29:57 No.749317098 >>749315451 (OP) # >Вe me >Grow up with mom who abuses me, but still claims she loves me >Grow up as only child >Grow up not knowing dad >Time passes >Dad dies, never get to know him >Find out I have half sister, who's 18, I'm 12 >After all these years alone, I figure out I'm not >Mom knew, she never told me >Move in with grandma after huge fight >Eventually get my half sister's facebook by simply looking up her name >We actually look alike, dark hair, blue eyes, except I have a stronger jaw >She's a solid 9/10, not even lying >Send her one message >"Hi" >Weeks pass, she hasn't read it >Then one day, she reads it >I get so happy >But, she never responds >Get no contact from her for 6 1/2 years >Until one day she calls me You know what she asks for? Money.

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Anon talks about Ratatouille | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/30/21(Sun)13:45:11 No.123440443 gh.jpg 13 KB JPG >gets criticized once >f------ dies
: Anonymous 05/30/21(Sun)13:45:11 No.123440443 gh.jpg 13 KB JPG >gets criticized once >f------ dies

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Anon plays League of Legends | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/22/22(Tue)11:15:53 No.874881576 > be me > 4 years ago > 14 > every f-- in class is platinum in League and I am silver > "can I go out with you guys?" > "ofc no anon you are f------ silver" 14 KB JPG > started tryharding every day 5 hours of league, dont go out just only League > be me now > grandmaster Ivl 1000 > in new class guys also play League > they are all in gold/silver > “can I go to a party with u guys?" > "rather go home play League nerd anon" F-- them actually they are assholes I go home to play League. No need to say that I am KHHV |
: Anonymous 03/22/22(Tue)11:15:53 No.874881576 > be me > 4 years ago > 14 > every f-- in class is platinum in League and I am silver > "can I go out with you guys?" > "ofc no anon you are f------ silver" 14 KB JPG > started tryharding every day 5 hours of league, dont go out just only League > be me now > grandmaster Ivl 1000 > in new class guys also play League > they are all in gold/silver > “can I go to a party with u guys?" > "rather go home play League nerd anon" F-- them actually they are assholes I go home to play League. No need to say that I am KHHV |

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Anon is an Iron bro | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/16/22(Wed)22:46:11 No.874551469 E65F7D80-2A24-4AC4-9D1C-9786FD6A81F3.jpg 15 KB JPG Walking home today some f----- bumped into me and instantly started talking s--- about aluminum being the best metal. I tried to remain calm and explain to him that iron was actually the best metal, but he wouldn't take a hint. He started throwing around words like "rust" and I lost it. Punched him right in his aluminum-loving f--- face. I hate aluminum so goddamn much.
: Anonymous 03/16/22(Wed)22:46:11 No.874551469 E65F7D80-2A24-4AC4-9D1C-9786FD6A81F3.jpg 15 KB JPG Walking home today some f----- bumped into me and instantly started talking s--- about aluminum being the best metal. I tried to remain calm and explain to him that iron was actually the best metal, but he wouldn't take a hint. He started throwing around words like "rust" and I lost it. Punched him right in his aluminum-loving f--- face. I hate aluminum so goddamn much.

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anon gets off | /r/Greentext

:Anonymous (ID: AQSOVUCR) O 09/27/17(Wed)22:00:32 No.143164421 >stop at Subway to get a sandwich on my way home from work >sandwich maker asked if I was getting off or going in 120 KB JPG >l forgot to take my work vest off >Tell her l'm getting off >She says "That's good. Getting off is always good." >l replied with, "yeah, until you get asked to leave the playground" I can never go back there >>143164510 # >>143164623 # >>143164642 # >>143164735 # >>143164809 # >>143164997 #
:Anonymous (ID: AQSOVUCR) O 09/27/17(Wed)22:00:32 No.143164421 >stop at Subway to get a sandwich on my way home from work >sandwich maker asked if I was getting off or going in 120 KB JPG >l forgot to take my work vest off >Tell her l'm getting off >She says "That's good. Getting off is always good." >l replied with, "yeah, until you get asked to leave the playground" I can never go back there >>143164510 # >>143164623 # >>143164642 # >>143164735 # >>143164809 # >>143164997 #

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