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Anon Becomes A God | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/26/22(Sat)19:16:05 No.67947955 >Be extremely depressed >Make up delusions of grandeur and superiority >Start unironically believing said delusions >Stop being depressed and feel like a literal god for no 122 KB JPG reason at all It's this easy, you can change so much in a moment, reality is merely an illusion you can bend to your will and so is your personality. 8 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 03/26/22(Sat)19:24:26 No.67948051 >>67947955 (OP) # you're legitimately describing manic depression Imfao
: Anonymous 03/26/22(Sat)19:16:05 No.67947955 >Be extremely depressed >Make up delusions of grandeur and superiority >Start unironically believing said delusions >Stop being depressed and feel like a literal god for no 122 KB JPG reason at all It's this easy, you can change so much in a moment, reality is merely an illusion you can bend to your will and so is your personality. 8 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 03/26/22(Sat)19:24:26 No.67948051 >>67947955 (OP) # you're legitimately describing manic depression Imfao

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Anon is done for | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Heart pains 05/22/21(Sat)13:25:00 No.63782206 >go to bed >you have a gripping pain in your chest A >it spreads to the left side of your neck >can't sleep isa ukko 17 KB JPG Guys am I gonna have a frickin heart attack? I made a thread about this yesterday and a medanon told me it's all good if it's not in my neck. Well it is. I don't even drink or smoke REE : Anonymous 05/22/21(Sat)15:07:38 No.63783066 >might have a heart attack >better post on 4chan I hope it kills you
: Anonymous Heart pains 05/22/21(Sat)13:25:00 No.63782206 >go to bed >you have a gripping pain in your chest A >it spreads to the left side of your neck >can't sleep isa ukko 17 KB JPG Guys am I gonna have a frickin heart attack? I made a thread about this yesterday and a medanon told me it's all good if it's not in my neck. Well it is. I don't even drink or smoke REE : Anonymous 05/22/21(Sat)15:07:38 No.63783066 >might have a heart attack >better post on 4chan I hope it kills you

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Anon writes a romance | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 2/06/22(Sun)23:57:14 No.16965346 683A8509-560F-4318-84A2-50F761857668.jpg 68 KB JPG >Writing workshop assignment to try out hand at romance >my paired critiquing partner for that day in class is a woman >after she reads over my work, the first thing she says to me is “You're a virgin, aren't you?"
: Anonymous 2/06/22(Sun)23:57:14 No.16965346 683A8509-560F-4318-84A2-50F761857668.jpg 68 KB JPG >Writing workshop assignment to try out hand at romance >my paired critiquing partner for that day in class is a woman >after she reads over my work, the first thing she says to me is “You're a virgin, aren't you?"

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Anon receives a package | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/26/22(Sat)20:48:22 No.67944062 >fedex delays package for fourth day in a row >comes by surprise in the morning >shamble out of bed to greet the delivery man >his face when >look down to see my morning wood peering through my boxers >"uhh, I guess I have a package for you too" >dead silence before I sign my name and he walks away 798 KB WEBM Guess l'm not using FedEx anymore.
: Anonymous 03/26/22(Sat)20:48:22 No.67944062 >fedex delays package for fourth day in a row >comes by surprise in the morning >shamble out of bed to greet the delivery man >his face when >look down to see my morning wood peering through my boxers >"uhh, I guess I have a package for you too" >dead silence before I sign my name and he walks away 798 KB WEBM Guess l'm not using FedEx anymore.

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anon has stretched | /r/Greentext

58m (3/26 13:30) 875125225 6 Re · 3 Img · PNG 256KB (474 x 377) 6 Replies Law of attraction anons > be me > 19 yo and only 5'9" tall > My dad is around 5'8" and my mom is 5'5" so I dont have good height genes > I tried stretching and hanging but it didnt work > I wanted to be 6ft so I started telling myself that I actually grow >I started looking to mirror and saying "oh anon you grew up for 1 inch" even I didnt >I didnt tell myself that I will grow but that I already did >I was doing it daily >I know it sounds weird af but it worked > mfw I grew up for 3 inches in 3 months > mfw everyone in school noticed it > mfw people think that I went on surgery So anons I there there is something like invisible power from the universe which we can control through our minds. I am still confused but really happy.
58m (3/26 13:30) 875125225 6 Re · 3 Img · PNG 256KB (474 x 377) 6 Replies Law of attraction anons > be me > 19 yo and only 5'9" tall > My dad is around 5'8" and my mom is 5'5" so I dont have good height genes > I tried stretching and hanging but it didnt work > I wanted to be 6ft so I started telling myself that I actually grow >I started looking to mirror and saying "oh anon you grew up for 1 inch" even I didnt >I didnt tell myself that I will grow but that I already did >I was doing it daily >I know it sounds weird af but it worked > mfw I grew up for 3 inches in 3 months > mfw everyone in school noticed it > mfw people think that I went on surgery So anons I there there is something like invisible power from the universe which we can control through our minds. I am still confused but really happy.

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Anon disturbs a wagie for entertainment | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/01/22(Tue)18:49:22 No.67247464 >get a call from random number >"Greetings, am I speaking to mister anon?" >"Yes" >"We would like to inform you about a new offer for your mobile plan" etc etc >wait until they finish 16 KB JPG >"I'm sorry I couldn't quite hear you" >they are forced to repeat it >do this for about 4 times >finally say "Sorry, I am not interested." >hang up
Anonymous 02/01/22(Tue)18:49:22 No.67247464 >get a call from random number >"Greetings, am I speaking to mister anon?" >"Yes" >"We would like to inform you about a new offer for your mobile plan" etc etc >wait until they finish 16 KB JPG >"I'm sorry I couldn't quite hear you" >they are forced to repeat it >do this for about 4 times >finally say "Sorry, I am not interested." >hang up

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Anon about to bring the band back together | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: VwmuzmsP 10/08/18(Mon)07:18:37 No.188621695 I keep waiting, and waiting, and waiting, and waiting, but the fourth reich is still not here. Why /pol/? 89 KB PNG 4 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous (ID: avUOMMMb ) [•] 10/08/18(Mon)07:19:41 No.188621768 >>188621695 (OP) # why are you waiting for someone else to start it? Maybe the world is waiting for you : Anonymous (ID: 2mbEqyN4 ) E3 10/08/18(Mon)07:20:22 No.188621802 Maybe the real Reich...Is the friends we make along the way 57 KB PNG
: Anonymous (ID: VwmuzmsP 10/08/18(Mon)07:18:37 No.188621695 I keep waiting, and waiting, and waiting, and waiting, but the fourth reich is still not here. Why /pol/? 89 KB PNG 4 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous (ID: avUOMMMb ) [•] 10/08/18(Mon)07:19:41 No.188621768 >>188621695 (OP) # why are you waiting for someone else to start it? Maybe the world is waiting for you : Anonymous (ID: 2mbEqyN4 ) E3 10/08/18(Mon)07:20:22 No.188621802 Maybe the real Reich...Is the friends we make along the way 57 KB PNG

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Anons family are Buddhist | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/26/22(Sat)11:28:12 No.875140667 SHEEEEEEEEEEeeeeil ss.jpg 60 KB JPG >be me >family practices Buddhism >uncle was dying >told our family he had a vision of himself soaring in the sky and landing into a nest >whole family thinks it's a gift and he was shown his next life as a bird >he tells his wife he will come see her in his next life >at his wake a bird flew into one of the glass sliding doors >it f------ died >my whole family lost their s---
: Anonymous 03/26/22(Sat)11:28:12 No.875140667 SHEEEEEEEEEEeeeeil ss.jpg 60 KB JPG >be me >family practices Buddhism >uncle was dying >told our family he had a vision of himself soaring in the sky and landing into a nest >whole family thinks it's a gift and he was shown his next life as a bird >he tells his wife he will come see her in his next life >at his wake a bird flew into one of the glass sliding doors >it f------ died >my whole family lost their s---

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Anon is angry | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/19/21(Mon)01:30:34 No.852427346 >be school in Florida >worried trans kids will make sports unfair >mandate "genital inspection of minors" >literally enable sexual 22 KB JPG abuse of children
: Anonymous 04/19/21(Mon)01:30:34 No.852427346 >be school in Florida >worried trans kids will make sports unfair >mandate "genital inspection of minors" >literally enable sexual 22 KB JPG abuse of children

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Anon has gone to far to be rescued | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/12/21(Sun)19:57:35 No.868456018 My dad died recently and my mom said "I don't know how l'm going to cope with this" and I chuckled because she said cope. 110 KB JPG
: Anonymous 12/12/21(Sun)19:57:35 No.868456018 My dad died recently and my mom said "I don't know how l'm going to cope with this" and I chuckled because she said cope. 110 KB JPG

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Anon is a hero | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/25/21(Tue)17:14:15 No.855313589 >be me >college loser >in a math-heavy program >have exam coming up >barely study >smoke weed and eat churros 27 KB JPG >exam time comes, get 16% >not a typo, I somehow got 16% >prof has a policy where he'll change how exams are written if class average is under 65% >announces that the majority of the class passed but due to a few outliers, the class average was 64.2 and next exam will be open book >realize l'm a f------ hero >smoke weed and eat churros What have you guys done for your community lately?
: Anonymous 05/25/21(Tue)17:14:15 No.855313589 >be me >college loser >in a math-heavy program >have exam coming up >barely study >smoke weed and eat churros 27 KB JPG >exam time comes, get 16% >not a typo, I somehow got 16% >prof has a policy where he'll change how exams are written if class average is under 65% >announces that the majority of the class passed but due to a few outliers, the class average was 64.2 and next exam will be open book >realize l'm a f------ hero >smoke weed and eat churros What have you guys done for your community lately?

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anon let's nature take its course | /r/Greentext

>>369286807 (OP) # >be carnival worker >hate your life >sir you need to fasten harness! >shiiet im to big fo this s--- >well im sorry then you can't ride >THA F--- YOU SAY N----! 50 KB JPG >i said enjoy the ride.... (n-----)
>>369286807 (OP) # >be carnival worker >hate your life >sir you need to fasten harness! >shiiet im to big fo this s--- >well im sorry then you can't ride >THA F--- YOU SAY N----! 50 KB JPG >i said enjoy the ride.... (n-----)

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Fancy feast | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/27/21(Tue)07:18:22 No.6275902 Fancy Feast SOMPLET CHICKEN FEAST CLASSIC PATÉ GOURMET CAT FOD 76011_MAIN._AC_SL1500_V1551805038_jpg 204 KB JPG >250 calories >42 grams of protein Why the f--- aren't you eating this you stupid f---? S00L
: Anonymous 07/27/21(Tue)07:18:22 No.6275902 Fancy Feast SOMPLET CHICKEN FEAST CLASSIC PATÉ GOURMET CAT FOD 76011_MAIN._AC_SL1500_V1551805038_jpg 204 KB JPG >250 calories >42 grams of protein Why the f--- aren't you eating this you stupid f---? S00L

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Anon is 15 | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/20/17(Tue)06:13:17 No.37835076 ITT: Post lyrics that hit you hard. >l've spent days trying to decide >Which knives I should use 62 KB JPG to lobotomize >The rotting tumors inside my brain >They're always whispering, "You're not okay." : Anonymous 06/20/17(Tue)06:14:27 No.37835096 >>37835076 (OP) # what an emo little f----- you are
: Anonymous 06/20/17(Tue)06:13:17 No.37835076 ITT: Post lyrics that hit you hard. >l've spent days trying to decide >Which knives I should use 62 KB JPG to lobotomize >The rotting tumors inside my brain >They're always whispering, "You're not okay." : Anonymous 06/20/17(Tue)06:14:27 No.37835096 >>37835076 (OP) # what an emo little f----- you are

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Anon goes to the market | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/26/22(Sat)01:19:20 No.875107660 >be me first >sad because lockdown f----- and second uni years >sad because just finished elden ring >sad because depressed in general >very clear black gulches beneath my eyes because stress and s--- sleep schedule >just took my 3rd vax shot my 26 KB JPG >feelshorribleman >feel dizzy and weak >ma gets home and ask me to go get something to drink at the minimarket next to home >fuuuuck me >have to go because thirsty as s--- >go wishing to be dead >limbs hurt so f------ much >get drinks >go to check out >usualy i bring along some ecobags >today i forgot because my brain is mush right now >cashier lady knows me since i'm a regular >"no ecobags today?" >"oh, yeah, i forgot about them, been feeling like absolute s---" >"awn, we love that you bring them, and you're always so nice and polite to us." >Very gay cashier at next isle >"Yaaaas you're such a sweetheart" >feelsgoodman >go back home smiling >limbs still hurt like hell
: Anonymous 03/26/22(Sat)01:19:20 No.875107660 >be me first >sad because lockdown f----- and second uni years >sad because just finished elden ring >sad because depressed in general >very clear black gulches beneath my eyes because stress and s--- sleep schedule >just took my 3rd vax shot my 26 KB JPG >feelshorribleman >feel dizzy and weak >ma gets home and ask me to go get something to drink at the minimarket next to home >fuuuuck me >have to go because thirsty as s--- >go wishing to be dead >limbs hurt so f------ much >get drinks >go to check out >usualy i bring along some ecobags >today i forgot because my brain is mush right now >cashier lady knows me since i'm a regular >"no ecobags today?" >"oh, yeah, i forgot about them, been feeling like absolute s---" >"awn, we love that you bring them, and you're always so nice and polite to us." >Very gay cashier at next isle >"Yaaaas you're such a sweetheart" >feelsgoodman >go back home smiling >limbs still hurt like hell

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Anon blames feminism | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/26/22(Sat)13:39:21 No.67940268 Reports: Ukraine bans all male citizens ages 18 to 60o from leaving the country Аня 20 8 Kobieta O 4 km stąd O mnie I from Kyiv, 4 days l'm here Like travel inst. grand_de_malice 275129177 220249020286427_7764025414268965895_n.png 1.2 MB PNG >be a ukranian women >escape the war, while the entire male population is locked there to fight for your country >arrive in a western country and the first thing you do is create a tinder profile scooping for a local chad, while having no plans to ever go back. Feminism was a mistake, wasn't it : Anonymous 03/26/22(Sat)13:43:08 No.67940290 No that's just how women are.
: Anonymous 03/26/22(Sat)13:39:21 No.67940268 Reports: Ukraine bans all male citizens ages 18 to 60o from leaving the country Аня 20 8 Kobieta O 4 km stąd O mnie I from Kyiv, 4 days l'm here Like travel inst. grand_de_malice 275129177 220249020286427_7764025414268965895_n.png 1.2 MB PNG >be a ukranian women >escape the war, while the entire male population is locked there to fight for your country >arrive in a western country and the first thing you do is create a tinder profile scooping for a local chad, while having no plans to ever go back. Feminism was a mistake, wasn't it : Anonymous 03/26/22(Sat)13:43:08 No.67940290 No that's just how women are.

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Anon is woke | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/26/22(Sat)01:26:38 No.875110744 >l am the only real person in existence. Everyone who believes what i believe is right. Everything I believe is right. Anyone who disagrees with me is wrong and retarded. I am amazing and everyone else is a stupid idiot moron. 21 KB JPG
Anonymous 03/26/22(Sat)01:26:38 No.875110744 >l am the only real person in existence. Everyone who believes what i believe is right. Everything I believe is right. Anyone who disagrees with me is wrong and retarded. I am amazing and everyone else is a stupid idiot moron. 21 KB JPG

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Anon is right | /r/Greentext

03/25/22(Fri)22:09:23 No.161932586 Anonymous! Japan appreciation Thread Admit it this is the best country on planet earth. 6 KB PNG Anonymous [•I 03/25/22(Fri)22:11:25 No.161932641 >>161932586 (OP) Japan honestly sounds perfect in everyway except for their wageslave culture. I couldn't imagine dedicating that much of your life to the wagecage. Anonymous 03/25/22(Fri)22:15:37 No.161932755 >>161932641 >Japan honestly sounds perfect in everyway except for their wageslave culture. true.
03/25/22(Fri)22:09:23 No.161932586 Anonymous! Japan appreciation Thread Admit it this is the best country on planet earth. 6 KB PNG Anonymous [•I 03/25/22(Fri)22:11:25 No.161932641 >>161932586 (OP) Japan honestly sounds perfect in everyway except for their wageslave culture. I couldn't imagine dedicating that much of your life to the wagecage. Anonymous 03/25/22(Fri)22:15:37 No.161932755 >>161932641 >Japan honestly sounds perfect in everyway except for their wageslave culture. true.

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Anon lives in an apartment | /r/Greentext

> be me > live in apartment > landlords cat likes to visit me > always comes to me for food and pets > Loves tummy scritches > licks my cheek > Occasionally seeks me out to help with knotted fur (he's old and cant clean himself Jeep had never seen such b------- before 632 КВ PNG properly anymore) > Sweetest cat I've ever met > Never understood why this cat is so attached to me, surely he would prefer his owner who is always around > Today I find out the owner hits him. > Find out the owner feeds him old food > angyjeep.jpg Anyway, what do I do now anons? I'm gonna be moving and can't afford to care for a cat full-time. I'm only really able to afford the food to feed him when he visits me. He's currently napping by my desk.
> be me > live in apartment > landlords cat likes to visit me > always comes to me for food and pets > Loves tummy scritches > licks my cheek > Occasionally seeks me out to help with knotted fur (he's old and cant clean himself Jeep had never seen such b------- before 632 КВ PNG properly anymore) > Sweetest cat I've ever met > Never understood why this cat is so attached to me, surely he would prefer his owner who is always around > Today I find out the owner hits him. > Find out the owner feeds him old food > angyjeep.jpg Anyway, what do I do now anons? I'm gonna be moving and can't afford to care for a cat full-time. I'm only really able to afford the food to feed him when he visits me. He's currently napping by my desk.

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Anon turns 20 | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/26/22(Sat)02:42:13 No.67935027 >be today >my birthday >excited bc 20th should be special >wake up to no texts, not even from family >day goes by, get greeted by nobody >go to the store and buy a cupcake and a candle 53 KB JPG >light it up in my room >play happy birthday song on youtube >currently laying on bed listening to "tears in the rain" if it does get better i hope it happens soon
: Anonymous 03/26/22(Sat)02:42:13 No.67935027 >be today >my birthday >excited bc 20th should be special >wake up to no texts, not even from family >day goes by, get greeted by nobody >go to the store and buy a cupcake and a candle 53 KB JPG >light it up in my room >play happy birthday song on youtube >currently laying on bed listening to "tears in the rain" if it does get better i hope it happens soon

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