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File: first black president.jpg (11 KB, 480x360) Anonymous (ID: tOWidatY [Reply] > 02/06/18(Tue)23:25:28 No.159548327 >played jazz sax >could reliably hoop a free throw >ordered fried chicken on every Airforce One flight >almost lost his job over some phat white ass Was Bill Clinton the first black president?
File: first black president.jpg (11 KB, 480x360) Anonymous (ID: tOWidatY [Reply] > 02/06/18(Tue)23:25:28 No.159548327 >played jazz sax >could reliably hoop a free throw >ordered fried chicken on every Airforce One flight >almost lost his job over some phat white ass Was Bill Clinton the first black president?

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Anon uses his cards right | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/27/22(Sun)14:25:55 No.87518138: >>875175338 >Be me >5'1" >Take the dwarf pill >Grow long hair and a beard >Start worshiping Norse gods II 137 KВ ЈPG >Start blacksmithing and silversmithing >Get Nordic Tattoos >End up with qt3.14 4'11" redhead >Life is good You gotta use the cards you got anon.
: Anonymous 03/27/22(Sun)14:25:55 No.87518138: >>875175338 >Be me >5'1" >Take the dwarf pill >Grow long hair and a beard >Start worshiping Norse gods II 137 KВ ЈPG >Start blacksmithing and silversmithing >Get Nordic Tattoos >End up with qt3.14 4'11" redhead >Life is good You gotta use the cards you got anon.

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Anon is a bit autistic | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/05/22(Sat)07:25:32 No.873847000 1mydq3.jpg 51 KB JPG >go on tinder date last night >seemingly normal girl >decide to go get coffee pretty late >sit down >I ask "so what do you do for a living?" >"so I actually don't have a job right now because advocating takes up a huge part of my time, I'm a huge proponent for social justice, mainly online." Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
: Anonymous 03/05/22(Sat)07:25:32 No.873847000 1mydq3.jpg 51 KB JPG >go on tinder date last night >seemingly normal girl >decide to go get coffee pretty late >sit down >I ask "so what do you do for a living?" >"so I actually don't have a job right now because advocating takes up a huge part of my time, I'm a huge proponent for social justice, mainly online." Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

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Anon wonders... | /r/Greentext

Indiana-Jones-smirk-e1546299380834.jpg| 64 KB JPG >sacred artifact of the Jews is full of demons and melts your face off >the cup of Christ allows you to live forever and heals all injuries What did Lucas mean by this?
Indiana-Jones-smirk-e1546299380834.jpg| 64 KB JPG >sacred artifact of the Jews is full of demons and melts your face off >the cup of Christ allows you to live forever and heals all injuries What did Lucas mean by this?

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Gabe announces Half Life 3 | /r/Greentext

File: 1338794837362 jpg-(155 KB, 800x1200, Gabe_01.jpg) O Anonymous 06/04/12(Mon)03:27 No.141846848 >Gabe comes onto stage >Talks about new Steam features, Dota 2 >Conference is coming to a close >Audience sighs in unison >"Oh and one more thing" >"Attendees perk up >A huge f------ 3 slowly fades onto screen >Crowd turns into bananas and bursts into treats >An "E" quickly pops up next to it >"Have a nice E3" >Gabe gets shot
File: 1338794837362 jpg-(155 KB, 800x1200, Gabe_01.jpg) O Anonymous 06/04/12(Mon)03:27 No.141846848 >Gabe comes onto stage >Talks about new Steam features, Dota 2 >Conference is coming to a close >Audience sighs in unison >"Oh and one more thing" >"Attendees perk up >A huge f------ 3 slowly fades onto screen >Crowd turns into bananas and bursts into treats >An "E" quickly pops up next to it >"Have a nice E3" >Gabe gets shot

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Anon wants a cock hungry bf | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/15/16(Mon)15:21:23 No.30710277 2230710313 >30710367 >>30710437 230710469 >30710506 2230710511 2230710545 >30710732 230710827 230712250 >30713674 230713755 >30714623 >30715806 Can hormones really stop aging and make someone a pretty boy for longer? I plan to spike my roommate food stash with girl pills so he becomes my c--- hungry feminized bf. Anonymous 08/15/16(Mon)15:23:04 No.30710313 2230710366 2230713143 >>30710277 (OP) # leave him alone you f------ monster.
Anonymous 08/15/16(Mon)15:21:23 No.30710277 2230710313 >30710367 >>30710437 230710469 >30710506 2230710511 2230710545 >30710732 230710827 230712250 >30713674 230713755 >30714623 >30715806 Can hormones really stop aging and make someone a pretty boy for longer? I plan to spike my roommate food stash with girl pills so he becomes my c--- hungry feminized bf. Anonymous 08/15/16(Mon)15:23:04 No.30710313 2230710366 2230713143 >>30710277 (OP) # leave him alone you f------ monster.

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Anon makes a point | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/07/21(Tue)05:55:10 No.868146754 >almost completely unregulated >incompatible with traffic jams >no note >no insurance needed >no license needed >fuel it with determination and whatever 148 KB JPG you ate for breakfast this morning >probably one of the most fuel-efficient vehicles in existence, come to think of it >goes as far and as fast as you can >no need for parking lots, just leave it anywhere there is a secure structure you can attach it to >and even if someone does steal it, it's so inexpensive you could literally just buy another no problem >physically improves you while you use it >plain ol' fun >minimal environmental impact >collisions are significantly less likely to kill or even injure >if entire cities were designed around these the way they are with cars, everyone would be fine with it >doesn't even need seatbelts why is the automobile viewed as the ultimate symbol of freedom again?
: Anonymous 12/07/21(Tue)05:55:10 No.868146754 >almost completely unregulated >incompatible with traffic jams >no note >no insurance needed >no license needed >fuel it with determination and whatever 148 KB JPG you ate for breakfast this morning >probably one of the most fuel-efficient vehicles in existence, come to think of it >goes as far and as fast as you can >no need for parking lots, just leave it anywhere there is a secure structure you can attach it to >and even if someone does steal it, it's so inexpensive you could literally just buy another no problem >physically improves you while you use it >plain ol' fun >minimal environmental impact >collisions are significantly less likely to kill or even injure >if entire cities were designed around these the way they are with cars, everyone would be fine with it >doesn't even need seatbelts why is the automobile viewed as the ultimate symbol of freedom again?

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Anon forgor | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/27/22(Sun)09:25:11 No.875174094 > be me > autistic tard > being out with a girl > she is out of my league so I dont even try >I forgor a bottle with water and I am thirsty so I ask her 144 KB JPG > "Can we go back to my place?" > "Oh anon you mean sleep with you? Let me ask my parents but probably yes" > mfw she went > mfw my autism is my superpower
: Anonymous 03/27/22(Sun)09:25:11 No.875174094 > be me > autistic tard > being out with a girl > she is out of my league so I dont even try >I forgor a bottle with water and I am thirsty so I ask her 144 KB JPG > "Can we go back to my place?" > "Oh anon you mean sleep with you? Let me ask my parents but probably yes" > mfw she went > mfw my autism is my superpower

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Anon helps Stacy face her fears | /r/Greentext

>Be me >not quite chad but not quite robot yet >have a lot of female friends >female friend named 454 KB JPG Charlotte texts me >we get talking and we start sharing secrets as some sort of game >Charlotte tells me she's always wanted to walk around a forest naked >this sort of shocks me so I keep asking about it and encourage her to try it >she tells me she would but doesn't want to do it alone or with any other females because she thinks they would judge her. >realise this could be my chance and tell her I could do it with her >she thinks about it for a minute >she says she'll do it >we organise a time and place Flash forward a week >we meet in the forest and it's pretty awkward because neither wants to strip first >to try and show her there's nothing to worry about I start stripping off >l get down to my underwear and she hasn't even started > "I don't know anon, are you sure you won't judge" >tell her no but she still looks nervous >try to show her there's nothing to be scared about by taking off my underwear >she laughs a little and then starts to take her stuff off >we are both naked now and start walking and talking >this new found openness makes her trust me more >"anon?" >"yeah?" >"I'm lesbian" God damn it /b I thought l'd finally scored
>Be me >not quite chad but not quite robot yet >have a lot of female friends >female friend named 454 KB JPG Charlotte texts me >we get talking and we start sharing secrets as some sort of game >Charlotte tells me she's always wanted to walk around a forest naked >this sort of shocks me so I keep asking about it and encourage her to try it >she tells me she would but doesn't want to do it alone or with any other females because she thinks they would judge her. >realise this could be my chance and tell her I could do it with her >she thinks about it for a minute >she says she'll do it >we organise a time and place Flash forward a week >we meet in the forest and it's pretty awkward because neither wants to strip first >to try and show her there's nothing to worry about I start stripping off >l get down to my underwear and she hasn't even started > "I don't know anon, are you sure you won't judge" >tell her no but she still looks nervous >try to show her there's nothing to be scared about by taking off my underwear >she laughs a little and then starts to take her stuff off >we are both naked now and start walking and talking >this new found openness makes her trust me more >"anon?" >"yeah?" >"I'm lesbian" God damn it /b I thought l'd finally scored

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Anon hired a lawyer | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 5KPX2ZJC )I I 03/04/19(Mon)15:01:22 No.205133271 >be me >Police court >Need to go to a hearing, look at a fine of €500 >Get lawyer >Brings fine down to €200 >Billed €600 by lawyer Thanks I guess
Anonymous (ID: 5KPX2ZJC )I I 03/04/19(Mon)15:01:22 No.205133271 >be me >Police court >Need to go to a hearing, look at a fine of €500 >Get lawyer >Brings fine down to €200 >Billed €600 by lawyer Thanks I guess

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hanon is angry | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/25/19(Wed)22:33:18 No.810403679 REEEEEEE! These redditfags keep coming on here and typing >be me I'm trying to look at trap p--- you f------ incels 92 KB JPG
: Anonymous 09/25/19(Wed)22:33:18 No.810403679 REEEEEEE! These redditfags keep coming on here and typing >be me I'm trying to look at trap p--- you f------ incels 92 KB JPG

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Anon talks about aliens | /r/Greentext


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Anon prepares | /r/Greentext


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Anon goes to the airport. | /r/Greentext


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Anon is beyond repair | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/26/22(Sat)23:34:53 No.67945952 >tfw such a coomer that I'm THINKING HAT unironically picking my therapist based on how hot she is 292 KB JPG
: Anonymous 03/26/22(Sat)23:34:53 No.67945952 >tfw such a coomer that I'm THINKING HAT unironically picking my therapist based on how hot she is 292 KB JPG

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Anon’s doing a school project | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/26/22(Sat)12:20:25 No.875135102 > Be me > 18 year old guy > Cutie pie > Touching myself > About to finish > Shoot a jug of milk out > Gets all over my bed Why the f--- did I have to see this 12 KB JPG > Mom cleans my bedsheets > Asks if I was doing a school project on my bed > She asks if I dropped the glue container on my bed > Sure mom that's what happened > Memories I tell you
: Anonymous 03/26/22(Sat)12:20:25 No.875135102 > Be me > 18 year old guy > Cutie pie > Touching myself > About to finish > Shoot a jug of milk out > Gets all over my bed Why the f--- did I have to see this 12 KB JPG > Mom cleans my bedsheets > Asks if I was doing a school project on my bed > She asks if I dropped the glue container on my bed > Sure mom that's what happened > Memories I tell you

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Anon goes to gym | /r/Greentext

>>61173933 (OP) # F--- I can actually relate to this >first month in gym >getting used to talking with people, gym lingo, not being intimidated by people using the weights etc 30 KB JPG >need to take a mad s--- >go to the bathroom, all the stalls are occupied >brain is on full autopilot >knock and ask the guy "how many sets do you have left in there" >realize what I just said >hear the guy inside say what the f--- man >all others laughing >run out and don't come back for a few days >realize no one found out It still keeps me up at night bros
>>61173933 (OP) # F--- I can actually relate to this >first month in gym >getting used to talking with people, gym lingo, not being intimidated by people using the weights etc 30 KB JPG >need to take a mad s--- >go to the bathroom, all the stalls are occupied >brain is on full autopilot >knock and ask the guy "how many sets do you have left in there" >realize what I just said >hear the guy inside say what the f--- man >all others laughing >run out and don't come back for a few days >realize no one found out It still keeps me up at night bros

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Anon highlights Putin's folly. | /r/Greentext

HOME > MILITARYA DEFENSE Russian troops are getting frostbite in Ukraine because >invade Ukraine >in January >not have sufficient supplies >consider Ukraine to be part of they don't have the right cold- weather gear, US official says Juke Epstein Mar 22, 2022, 1259 PM in M Russia >he literally invaded Russia in the 278 KB JPG winter.
HOME > MILITARYA DEFENSE Russian troops are getting frostbite in Ukraine because >invade Ukraine >in January >not have sufficient supplies >consider Ukraine to be part of they don't have the right cold- weather gear, US official says Juke Epstein Mar 22, 2022, 1259 PM in M Russia >he literally invaded Russia in the 278 KB JPG winter.

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Anon is not gay | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Anyone else have sexual experi(...) 03/26/22(Sat)20:42:13 No.67943221 When I was around 12 me and my friend would do gay stuff. We started with just jerking off together but escalated to 292 KB handjobs and b-------'s and he eventually started letting me f--- him in the ass, so I technically lost my virginity at 12, got s--- all over my d--- but came instantly. I'm not really gay but I have a thing fro trannies and traps, probably because of our playtime. Anyone 292 KB PNG else have experiences like this? 35 Replies / 7 Images View Thread
: Anonymous Anyone else have sexual experi(...) 03/26/22(Sat)20:42:13 No.67943221 When I was around 12 me and my friend would do gay stuff. We started with just jerking off together but escalated to 292 KB handjobs and b-------'s and he eventually started letting me f--- him in the ass, so I technically lost my virginity at 12, got s--- all over my d--- but came instantly. I'm not really gay but I have a thing fro trannies and traps, probably because of our playtime. Anyone 292 KB PNG else have experiences like this? 35 Replies / 7 Images View Thread

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Anon Becomes A God | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/26/22(Sat)19:16:05 No.67947955 >Be extremely depressed >Make up delusions of grandeur and superiority >Start unironically believing said delusions >Stop being depressed and feel like a literal god for no 122 KB JPG reason at all It's this easy, you can change so much in a moment, reality is merely an illusion you can bend to your will and so is your personality. 8 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 03/26/22(Sat)19:24:26 No.67948051 >>67947955 (OP) # you're legitimately describing manic depression Imfao
: Anonymous 03/26/22(Sat)19:16:05 No.67947955 >Be extremely depressed >Make up delusions of grandeur and superiority >Start unironically believing said delusions >Stop being depressed and feel like a literal god for no 122 KB JPG reason at all It's this easy, you can change so much in a moment, reality is merely an illusion you can bend to your will and so is your personality. 8 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 03/26/22(Sat)19:24:26 No.67948051 >>67947955 (OP) # you're legitimately describing manic depression Imfao

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