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Anon swallows cum | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/04/17(Mon)23:06:31 No.744254245 > be me > 18yo > first b------- > feelsamazing > c--- buckets in her mouth > she swallows > your c-- tastes really bad anon 43 KB JPG > haha I know What have I done
: Anonymous 09/04/17(Mon)23:06:31 No.744254245 > be me > 18yo > first b------- > feelsamazing > c--- buckets in her mouth > she swallows > your c-- tastes really bad anon 43 KB JPG > haha I know What have I done

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: Anonymous 03/28/22(Mon)18:07:23 No.165721545 >OhI could...ok You know he had many jokes to respond with. What would've happened if he kept going? 1.33 MB PNG : Anonymous 03/28/22(Mon)18:42:15 No.165722665 >We all know the oscars are just a way for studios to plug their films, it's part of the deal with these award shows, well no one here tonight needs the plugs more than Jada Pinkett's scalp. Big round of applause for her. But seriously folks, what a fitting couple. Will's now blackballed while his wife is cueballed. One of them's famous for ruining Aladdin, the other's famous for cramming a lad in. One's famous for ripping off Robin Williams, the other just robs William. I once made a movie called Good Hair, now I'll be best remembered for talking about no hair. >>165722763 # >>165722805 # >>165723022 # >>165723258 # >>165723341 # >>165723349 # >>165723767 # >>165723826 # >>165723839 # >>165723986 # >>165724109 # >>165724131 # >>165724177 # >>165724284 # >>165724448 # >>165724520 # >>165724558 # >>165724708 # >>165724866 # >>165724886 # >>165724902 # >>165724991 # >>165725071 # >>165725460 # >>165725707 # >>165726075 # >>165726268 # >>165727807 # >>165727887 # >>165728008 # >>165728086 # >>165728323 # >>165728962 # >>165729576 # >>165729852 #
: Anonymous 03/28/22(Mon)18:07:23 No.165721545 >OhI could...ok You know he had many jokes to respond with. What would've happened if he kept going? 1.33 MB PNG : Anonymous 03/28/22(Mon)18:42:15 No.165722665 >We all know the oscars are just a way for studios to plug their films, it's part of the deal with these award shows, well no one here tonight needs the plugs more than Jada Pinkett's scalp. Big round of applause for her. But seriously folks, what a fitting couple. Will's now blackballed while his wife is cueballed. One of them's famous for ruining Aladdin, the other's famous for cramming a lad in. One's famous for ripping off Robin Williams, the other just robs William. I once made a movie called Good Hair, now I'll be best remembered for talking about no hair. >>165722763 # >>165722805 # >>165723022 # >>165723258 # >>165723341 # >>165723349 # >>165723767 # >>165723826 # >>165723839 # >>165723986 # >>165724109 # >>165724131 # >>165724177 # >>165724284 # >>165724448 # >>165724520 # >>165724558 # >>165724708 # >>165724866 # >>165724886 # >>165724902 # >>165724991 # >>165725071 # >>165725460 # >>165725707 # >>165726075 # >>165726268 # >>165727807 # >>165727887 # >>165728008 # >>165728086 # >>165728323 # >>165728962 # >>165729576 # >>165729852 #

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Anon has no hope | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/28/22(Mon)20:43:01 No.875276599 >be me 19m couple years ago 15m >was reconnecting with girlfriend from elementary school >exchange nudes tell her l'm still a virgin >says she wants to take it >basically served on a platter for me > remember I have crippling anxiety so I 8 KB JPG block her >why was I made like this? : Anonymous 03/28/22(Mon)20:44:54 No.875276698 >>875276599 (OP). There's no hope for zoomers 50 KB PNG >>875277082 #
: Anonymous 03/28/22(Mon)20:43:01 No.875276599 >be me 19m couple years ago 15m >was reconnecting with girlfriend from elementary school >exchange nudes tell her l'm still a virgin >says she wants to take it >basically served on a platter for me > remember I have crippling anxiety so I 8 KB JPG block her >why was I made like this? : Anonymous 03/28/22(Mon)20:44:54 No.875276698 >>875276599 (OP). There's no hope for zoomers 50 KB PNG >>875277082 #

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> thought i had to eat the whole thing | /r/Greentext


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Anon has questions | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/28/22(Mon)13:07:17 No.67966409 >install dating app SONY 8-F3 OS HIT BIT >9 likes in one week V52 000 >set it to men out of curiosity >100 likes in two days What do I do with this information? MSX 512 KB PNG 6 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 03/28/22(Mon)13:07:17 No.67966409 >install dating app SONY 8-F3 OS HIT BIT >9 likes in one week V52 000 >set it to men out of curiosity >100 likes in two days What do I do with this information? MSX 512 KB PNG 6 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon visits his parents | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/28/22(Mon)15:24:00 No.67969063 >going to visit my parents for the weekend >take a dump 5hrs before the plane leaves >toilet clogged >dump half a bottle of bleach >doesnt work >pour boiling water >doesnt work 108 KB PNG >1hr before plane leaves >pour the rest of the bottle of bleach and leave >3 days later >come back home >toilet still clogged
: Anonymous 03/28/22(Mon)15:24:00 No.67969063 >going to visit my parents for the weekend >take a dump 5hrs before the plane leaves >toilet clogged >dump half a bottle of bleach >doesnt work >pour boiling water >doesnt work 108 KB PNG >1hr before plane leaves >pour the rest of the bottle of bleach and leave >3 days later >come back home >toilet still clogged

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Anon discovers the internet | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/28/22(Mon)16:02:25 No.67975182 >Be me >Ancient Egyptian >Recently came back to life >Discover this thing called "the internet" >Look up Anubis if people are still worshipping one of my gods >Mfw people are drawing him as a hairless twink 85 KB JPG wolf now
: Anonymous 03/28/22(Mon)16:02:25 No.67975182 >Be me >Ancient Egyptian >Recently came back to life >Discover this thing called "the internet" >Look up Anubis if people are still worshipping one of my gods >Mfw people are drawing him as a hairless twink 85 KB JPG wolf now

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Anon is a cool guy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/03/21(Sun)17:43:08 No.843898968 2ONE cool 1607458244680.jpg| 92 KB JPG >going into store >see some rough looking fellas just outside entrance >nervous >walk by and say 'yo' >one says 'sup g?' >mfw im a cool guy now Well since im cool now this will be my last time on 4chan, later f---
: Anonymous 01/03/21(Sun)17:43:08 No.843898968 2ONE cool 1607458244680.jpg| 92 KB JPG >going into store >see some rough looking fellas just outside entrance >nervous >walk by and say 'yo' >one says 'sup g?' >mfw im a cool guy now Well since im cool now this will be my last time on 4chan, later f---

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Anon is too sarcastic | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/29/22(Tue)01:53:13 No.67975073 >everybody says im not funny >been trying to be funnier >adopt hyper sarcastic jokes that you can't distinguish from reality >stacy classmate calls and asks LET'S TAKE A BATH TOGETHER me what bathbomb should she use 107 KB JPG for her new bath >time to see the progress >jokingly say : the toaster and make sure its plugged in >she doesn't laugh at it and says "I've heard of that b4, time to try it" and then ends the call >pause for a minute and then call her immediately remembering she is the dumb one >she doesn't answer >next day at school her mom comes to announce her funeral >show up at the funeral for one final joke >tell her parents that she forgot to put the bread in the toaster >they kick me out At least the priest laughed
: Anonymous 03/29/22(Tue)01:53:13 No.67975073 >everybody says im not funny >been trying to be funnier >adopt hyper sarcastic jokes that you can't distinguish from reality >stacy classmate calls and asks LET'S TAKE A BATH TOGETHER me what bathbomb should she use 107 KB JPG for her new bath >time to see the progress >jokingly say : the toaster and make sure its plugged in >she doesn't laugh at it and says "I've heard of that b4, time to try it" and then ends the call >pause for a minute and then call her immediately remembering she is the dumb one >she doesn't answer >next day at school her mom comes to announce her funeral >show up at the funeral for one final joke >tell her parents that she forgot to put the bread in the toaster >they kick me out At least the priest laughed

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Anon on Chris Rock | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/28/22(Mon)21:40:53 No.67976907 Is Chris Rock based? >manlet >low inhib >s---- on a woman >gets bitch slapped and takes it like nothing 252 KB JPG Will is a cuck and Jada is human garbage. The only reason people are on Will's side is because he's tall. 3 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous 03/28/22(Mon)21:40:53 No.67976907 Is Chris Rock based? >manlet >low inhib >s---- on a woman >gets bitch slapped and takes it like nothing 252 KB JPG Will is a cuck and Jada is human garbage. The only reason people are on Will's side is because he's tall. 3 Replies View Thread

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choose one | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Pick ONE only 03/29/22(Tue)07:25:31 No.67975454 +2 inch taller +2 inch longer d--- +2 inch larger d--- +2 inch larger (frame of body) +2 inch bigger and larger hands +2 inch bigger and larger feet +2 inch bigger larger arms 32 KB JPG +2 inch bigger larger legs +2 lower octaves (voice) +2 inch larger bigger neck - permanent white skin - permanent tanned skin - permanent black skin green eyes - blue eyes - remove 75% of fat of love handles, gut, belly without loose skin - full head of hair - full thick beard $50,000 USD One night with the woman of your choice 37 Replies / 6 Images View Thread : Anonymous 03/29/22(Tue)09:26:10 No.67976757 >>67975454 (OP) # I weigh like 350 pounds, that 75% of fat would make my life astronomically better. : Anonymous 03/29/22(Tue)09:28:00 No.67976776 >>67975454 (OP) # $50k easily. I've accepted that I'm unattractive so just give me money. : Anonymous 03/29/22(Tue)09:28:10 No.67976777 >>67975454 (OP) # 50k obviously
: Anonymous Pick ONE only 03/29/22(Tue)07:25:31 No.67975454 +2 inch taller +2 inch longer d--- +2 inch larger d--- +2 inch larger (frame of body) +2 inch bigger and larger hands +2 inch bigger and larger feet +2 inch bigger larger arms 32 KB JPG +2 inch bigger larger legs +2 lower octaves (voice) +2 inch larger bigger neck - permanent white skin - permanent tanned skin - permanent black skin green eyes - blue eyes - remove 75% of fat of love handles, gut, belly without loose skin - full head of hair - full thick beard $50,000 USD One night with the woman of your choice 37 Replies / 6 Images View Thread : Anonymous 03/29/22(Tue)09:26:10 No.67976757 >>67975454 (OP) # I weigh like 350 pounds, that 75% of fat would make my life astronomically better. : Anonymous 03/29/22(Tue)09:28:00 No.67976776 >>67975454 (OP) # $50k easily. I've accepted that I'm unattractive so just give me money. : Anonymous 03/29/22(Tue)09:28:10 No.67976777 >>67975454 (OP) # 50k obviously

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Anon has a based boyfriend | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/28/22(Mon)09:26:36 No.428174 ► File: 1648295047553.jpg (20 KB, 587x451) >be me >Ukraine invasion starts >boyfriend starts using social media to stay updated > notifications on >constant updates >news on 24/7 >boyfriend starts sending zelensky memes and videos >talks about going to Ukraine one day >gets me out of bed on a weekend to watch servant of the people on Netflix >boyfriend is more interested in zelensky than me >mfw cucked by zelensky
Anonymous 03/28/22(Mon)09:26:36 No.428174 ► File: 1648295047553.jpg (20 KB, 587x451) >be me >Ukraine invasion starts >boyfriend starts using social media to stay updated > notifications on >constant updates >news on 24/7 >boyfriend starts sending zelensky memes and videos >talks about going to Ukraine one day >gets me out of bed on a weekend to watch servant of the people on Netflix >boyfriend is more interested in zelensky than me >mfw cucked by zelensky

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Anon surfs the web | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/03/20(Sat)02:04:06 No.60303431 >sun is rising >spend the last 8 hours mindlessly browsing the web >random youtube videos, refreshing the same sites 100 times without actually reading something or interacting with someone 267 KB PNG >mind goes blank for minutes at times I'm already dead
: Anonymous 10/03/20(Sat)02:04:06 No.60303431 >sun is rising >spend the last 8 hours mindlessly browsing the web >random youtube videos, refreshing the same sites 100 times without actually reading something or interacting with someone 267 KB PNG >mind goes blank for minutes at times I'm already dead

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Anon plays Dark Souls | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/28/22(Mon)15:27:19 No.67969088 feels.png 1.87 MB PNG >tfw I dont enjoy anime anymore >tfw I only enjoy playing dark souls because I feel as if im battling the urge to not kill myself
: Anonymous 03/28/22(Mon)15:27:19 No.67969088 feels.png 1.87 MB PNG >tfw I dont enjoy anime anymore >tfw I only enjoy playing dark souls because I feel as if im battling the urge to not kill myself

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OP has an encounter with a biker gang. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/19/21(Sat)03:26:32 No.857172596 >be me, 7 >live in small desert town a few hours outside of Vegas >local diner is almost always swimming with scary looking bikers >family goes there often because poor >was always scared of the big bearded 243 KB JPG bikers >tried my best to keep my distance >one day at diner, just me and mom >mom leaves me alone to use bathroom >scared a f--- >feel massive hand grab my shoulder and nearly s--- myself Big bearded biker guy takes a seat at my table >"hey kid, I noticed you looked a little scared. Everything ok?" >nervously tell him I'm fine and that my mom is using the bathroom >we start talking about life and I start to loosen up >asks me about school and what I like to do for fun >find out him and his gang are part of BACA (Bikers Against Child Abuse) >we talk for a little longer until my mom gets back >they chat a little and he walks off >as he's walking away he turns to me and says “stay in school buddy" and winks at me >never see him again Thank you for the amazing conversation all those years ago Lamar. Because of your kindness I realized that bikers aren't mean and I ended up graduating high school recently. Hope you're doing good sir.
: Anonymous 06/19/21(Sat)03:26:32 No.857172596 >be me, 7 >live in small desert town a few hours outside of Vegas >local diner is almost always swimming with scary looking bikers >family goes there often because poor >was always scared of the big bearded 243 KB JPG bikers >tried my best to keep my distance >one day at diner, just me and mom >mom leaves me alone to use bathroom >scared a f--- >feel massive hand grab my shoulder and nearly s--- myself Big bearded biker guy takes a seat at my table >"hey kid, I noticed you looked a little scared. Everything ok?" >nervously tell him I'm fine and that my mom is using the bathroom >we start talking about life and I start to loosen up >asks me about school and what I like to do for fun >find out him and his gang are part of BACA (Bikers Against Child Abuse) >we talk for a little longer until my mom gets back >they chat a little and he walks off >as he's walking away he turns to me and says “stay in school buddy" and winks at me >never see him again Thank you for the amazing conversation all those years ago Lamar. Because of your kindness I realized that bikers aren't mean and I ended up graduating high school recently. Hope you're doing good sir.

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: Anonymous (ID: Pgup2H6 03/25/19(Mon)20:15:58 No.207782114 DC8744CE-8D71-478B-8ECD-28667ABC6618.jpg 96 KB JPG I'm gonna walk into McDonald's with this hat on and convince some workers that the holocaust didn't happen. Wish me luck
: Anonymous (ID: Pgup2H6 03/25/19(Mon)20:15:58 No.207782114 DC8744CE-8D71-478B-8ECD-28667ABC6618.jpg 96 KB JPG I'm gonna walk into McDonald's with this hat on and convince some workers that the holocaust didn't happen. Wish me luck

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