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File: 1647551719970.jpg (58 KB, 544x549) Anonymous 03/29/22(Tue)14:24:06 No.67980546 [Reply] >wake up >need to be in school in 30mins >think about what i need to do this morning >pack lunch, bring bag, dont forget keys >think about how i remembered to lock the house when i leave >think about how im driving to school corner by corner >fall asleep again thinking i went to school. >wake up 2 hours later in panic w-- bros >> Anonymous 03/29/22(Tue)14:28:42 No.67980569 His smile and optimism: gone. drop out, school is ass
File: 1647551719970.jpg (58 KB, 544x549) Anonymous 03/29/22(Tue)14:24:06 No.67980546 [Reply] >wake up >need to be in school in 30mins >think about what i need to do this morning >pack lunch, bring bag, dont forget keys >think about how i remembered to lock the house when i leave >think about how im driving to school corner by corner >fall asleep again thinking i went to school. >wake up 2 hours later in panic w-- bros >> Anonymous 03/29/22(Tue)14:28:42 No.67980569 His smile and optimism: gone. drop out, school is ass

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Anon doesn’t trust women | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/29/22(Tue)04:32:37 No.875296649 >be me 15m >smoking weed with some friends and this girl I like at a park >walking back to her house and it's just me and her ahead of everyone else >she randomly says hold my hand >mfw instant boner cuz that's the only 8 KB JPG female contact I've ever had >mfw the next morning she says she did is cuz she was high and she has no feelings towards me >mfw l'm 19 now, still think about it, and never trust a single girl again
: Anonymous 03/29/22(Tue)04:32:37 No.875296649 >be me 15m >smoking weed with some friends and this girl I like at a park >walking back to her house and it's just me and her ahead of everyone else >she randomly says hold my hand >mfw instant boner cuz that's the only 8 KB JPG female contact I've ever had >mfw the next morning she says she did is cuz she was high and she has no feelings towards me >mfw l'm 19 now, still think about it, and never trust a single girl again

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Anon is a narc | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/14/19(Sun)18:11:27 No.797398096 >normie roommate goes outside with his friends every night to smoke weed behind the dorm >comes back stinking every single night with bloodshot eyes and stupid >it f------ stinks 49 KB JPG >stoner friends keep coming around >wait until he leaves for class >go in his desk and see a bag of marijuana >call campus security >he gets kicked out of the dorms (but NOT out of school) >everyone on the floor is p----- at me, blocked/unfriended me on all social media >someone wrote "narc" on my the whiteboard on my door How am I in the wrong? We shared a room and him having pot in there could get ME in trouble. Why should I take that risk just because he wants to get le epic high with his normie friends and roasties all the time? How do I convince people l'm the good guy here? 45 Replies / 4 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 04/14/19(Sun)18:11:27 No.797398096 >normie roommate goes outside with his friends every night to smoke weed behind the dorm >comes back stinking every single night with bloodshot eyes and stupid >it f------ stinks 49 KB JPG >stoner friends keep coming around >wait until he leaves for class >go in his desk and see a bag of marijuana >call campus security >he gets kicked out of the dorms (but NOT out of school) >everyone on the floor is p----- at me, blocked/unfriended me on all social media >someone wrote "narc" on my the whiteboard on my door How am I in the wrong? We shared a room and him having pot in there could get ME in trouble. Why should I take that risk just because he wants to get le epic high with his normie friends and roasties all the time? How do I convince people l'm the good guy here? 45 Replies / 4 Images View Thread

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anon gets bullied | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/26/21(Fri)11:57:36 No.62506129 Anyone got any good stories there parents told them about high school? I'll go first. >mom tells me about this asian kid in her school 243 KB JPG >he was a very quiet and nice kid, never hurt a fly >group of people always bully him >kid never talked or tried to fight back >they continued to bully the kid for weeks >one day they spit gum in his hair >kid gets up and leaves to use bathroom and to make a phone call >fast forward to after school >my mom and her brother are outside talking >kid is getting bullied >van pulls up and kid laughs >group of asian's get out of van >few have baseball bat's >start beating on the guys in the group as the girls scream >few girls try and stop the asians but they get bitch slapped or elbowed in the face >mom says that her and her brother just watched with there jaws dropped >guy bullies lay on floor while girls continue to scream and cry >van drives away with the group of asians >asian kid never got bullied >yakuza 1, bullies 0
: Anonymous 02/26/21(Fri)11:57:36 No.62506129 Anyone got any good stories there parents told them about high school? I'll go first. >mom tells me about this asian kid in her school 243 KB JPG >he was a very quiet and nice kid, never hurt a fly >group of people always bully him >kid never talked or tried to fight back >they continued to bully the kid for weeks >one day they spit gum in his hair >kid gets up and leaves to use bathroom and to make a phone call >fast forward to after school >my mom and her brother are outside talking >kid is getting bullied >van pulls up and kid laughs >group of asian's get out of van >few have baseball bat's >start beating on the guys in the group as the girls scream >few girls try and stop the asians but they get bitch slapped or elbowed in the face >mom says that her and her brother just watched with there jaws dropped >guy bullies lay on floor while girls continue to scream and cry >van drives away with the group of asians >asian kid never got bullied >yakuza 1, bullies 0

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anon understands Elden Ring | /r/Greentext

1648425840382.jpg 860 KB JPG >>593658513 # >>593658742 # >>593658815 # Anonymous03/29/22(Tue)07:08:16 No.593658742 No.593658675 >>593658637 # Good God I thought the horse was his c---
1648425840382.jpg 860 KB JPG >>593658513 # >>593658742 # >>593658815 # Anonymous03/29/22(Tue)07:08:16 No.593658742 No.593658675 >>593658637 # Good God I thought the horse was his c---

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Anon had enough | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/09/18(Wed)11:42:15 No.768107863 >be me, middle school >Someone starts a rumor that I have a crush on bitchy girl, Lana, in my homeroom >I didn't. She was hot but was just the f------ worst personality-wise >She finds out >"Ew that dork? I would never!" >I didn't even like her but that's cold >Get teased for a few weeks about it >Finally had enough >Point out that her name spelled backwards is "a---" >That takes the heat off me and now everyone is calling her a--- >She moved to another school after 8th grade but we called her a--- for the rest of middle school
: Anonymous 05/09/18(Wed)11:42:15 No.768107863 >be me, middle school >Someone starts a rumor that I have a crush on bitchy girl, Lana, in my homeroom >I didn't. She was hot but was just the f------ worst personality-wise >She finds out >"Ew that dork? I would never!" >I didn't even like her but that's cold >Get teased for a few weeks about it >Finally had enough >Point out that her name spelled backwards is "a---" >That takes the heat off me and now everyone is calling her a--- >She moved to another school after 8th grade but we called her a--- for the rest of middle school

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Anon fought the law, and the law won. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/09/18(Mon)09:27:31 No.765381866 >be me >memelord at school >run a popular memepage with about 2.5K followers > also the d--- in school >lots of people who dislike me >post lots of school shooting 79 KB JPG memes Flash back to 2/14/17 >school shooting threat at school >get joking messages on snap asking if it was me Lol.jpg >only 45 people show up to school >spend day trying to find who did it Three days later >eating dinner >hear huge bangs on door >POLICE WE HAVE A WARRANT Wot.jpg >police knock down door >swat team busts in and puts me at gun point >MFW someone reported a meme of mine to the school >mfw the FBI and swat show up at house >mfw l'm arrested And all over a meme
: Anonymous 04/09/18(Mon)09:27:31 No.765381866 >be me >memelord at school >run a popular memepage with about 2.5K followers > also the d--- in school >lots of people who dislike me >post lots of school shooting 79 KB JPG memes Flash back to 2/14/17 >school shooting threat at school >get joking messages on snap asking if it was me Lol.jpg >only 45 people show up to school >spend day trying to find who did it Three days later >eating dinner >hear huge bangs on door >POLICE WE HAVE A WARRANT Wot.jpg >police knock down door >swat team busts in and puts me at gun point >MFW someone reported a meme of mine to the school >mfw the FBI and swat show up at house >mfw l'm arrested And all over a meme

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Anon starts leadmaxxing | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Microdosing bullets 08/23/21(Mon)16:34:45 No.50331942 Hey /k/ommandos I started microdosing bullets by shooting myself in the leg with .177 pellets and after 2 months they stopped breaking skin so i've moved up to .22 pellets. My goal is to work up to 22lr by the end of the year and then one day get to .223. Is this possible? Can I 694 KB JPG become bulletproof?
: Anonymous Microdosing bullets 08/23/21(Mon)16:34:45 No.50331942 Hey /k/ommandos I started microdosing bullets by shooting myself in the leg with .177 pellets and after 2 months they stopped breaking skin so i've moved up to .22 pellets. My goal is to work up to 22lr by the end of the year and then one day get to .223. Is this possible? Can I 694 KB JPG become bulletproof?

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Anon swallows cum | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/04/17(Mon)23:06:31 No.744254245 > be me > 18yo > first b------- > feelsamazing > c--- buckets in her mouth > she swallows > your c-- tastes really bad anon 43 KB JPG > haha I know What have I done
: Anonymous 09/04/17(Mon)23:06:31 No.744254245 > be me > 18yo > first b------- > feelsamazing > c--- buckets in her mouth > she swallows > your c-- tastes really bad anon 43 KB JPG > haha I know What have I done

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Holy mother of kek | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/28/22(Mon)18:07:23 No.165721545 >OhI could...ok You know he had many jokes to respond with. What would've happened if he kept going? 1.33 MB PNG : Anonymous 03/28/22(Mon)18:42:15 No.165722665 >We all know the oscars are just a way for studios to plug their films, it's part of the deal with these award shows, well no one here tonight needs the plugs more than Jada Pinkett's scalp. Big round of applause for her. But seriously folks, what a fitting couple. Will's now blackballed while his wife is cueballed. One of them's famous for ruining Aladdin, the other's famous for cramming a lad in. One's famous for ripping off Robin Williams, the other just robs William. I once made a movie called Good Hair, now I'll be best remembered for talking about no hair. >>165722763 # >>165722805 # >>165723022 # >>165723258 # >>165723341 # >>165723349 # >>165723767 # >>165723826 # >>165723839 # >>165723986 # >>165724109 # >>165724131 # >>165724177 # >>165724284 # >>165724448 # >>165724520 # >>165724558 # >>165724708 # >>165724866 # >>165724886 # >>165724902 # >>165724991 # >>165725071 # >>165725460 # >>165725707 # >>165726075 # >>165726268 # >>165727807 # >>165727887 # >>165728008 # >>165728086 # >>165728323 # >>165728962 # >>165729576 # >>165729852 #
: Anonymous 03/28/22(Mon)18:07:23 No.165721545 >OhI could...ok You know he had many jokes to respond with. What would've happened if he kept going? 1.33 MB PNG : Anonymous 03/28/22(Mon)18:42:15 No.165722665 >We all know the oscars are just a way for studios to plug their films, it's part of the deal with these award shows, well no one here tonight needs the plugs more than Jada Pinkett's scalp. Big round of applause for her. But seriously folks, what a fitting couple. Will's now blackballed while his wife is cueballed. One of them's famous for ruining Aladdin, the other's famous for cramming a lad in. One's famous for ripping off Robin Williams, the other just robs William. I once made a movie called Good Hair, now I'll be best remembered for talking about no hair. >>165722763 # >>165722805 # >>165723022 # >>165723258 # >>165723341 # >>165723349 # >>165723767 # >>165723826 # >>165723839 # >>165723986 # >>165724109 # >>165724131 # >>165724177 # >>165724284 # >>165724448 # >>165724520 # >>165724558 # >>165724708 # >>165724866 # >>165724886 # >>165724902 # >>165724991 # >>165725071 # >>165725460 # >>165725707 # >>165726075 # >>165726268 # >>165727807 # >>165727887 # >>165728008 # >>165728086 # >>165728323 # >>165728962 # >>165729576 # >>165729852 #

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Anon has no hope | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/28/22(Mon)20:43:01 No.875276599 >be me 19m couple years ago 15m >was reconnecting with girlfriend from elementary school >exchange nudes tell her l'm still a virgin >says she wants to take it >basically served on a platter for me > remember I have crippling anxiety so I 8 KB JPG block her >why was I made like this? : Anonymous 03/28/22(Mon)20:44:54 No.875276698 >>875276599 (OP). There's no hope for zoomers 50 KB PNG >>875277082 #
: Anonymous 03/28/22(Mon)20:43:01 No.875276599 >be me 19m couple years ago 15m >was reconnecting with girlfriend from elementary school >exchange nudes tell her l'm still a virgin >says she wants to take it >basically served on a platter for me > remember I have crippling anxiety so I 8 KB JPG block her >why was I made like this? : Anonymous 03/28/22(Mon)20:44:54 No.875276698 >>875276599 (OP). There's no hope for zoomers 50 KB PNG >>875277082 #

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: Anonymous 03/28/22(Mon)13:07:17 No.67966409 >install dating app SONY 8-F3 OS HIT BIT >9 likes in one week V52 000 >set it to men out of curiosity >100 likes in two days What do I do with this information? MSX 512 KB PNG 6 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 03/28/22(Mon)13:07:17 No.67966409 >install dating app SONY 8-F3 OS HIT BIT >9 likes in one week V52 000 >set it to men out of curiosity >100 likes in two days What do I do with this information? MSX 512 KB PNG 6 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon visits his parents | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/28/22(Mon)15:24:00 No.67969063 >going to visit my parents for the weekend >take a dump 5hrs before the plane leaves >toilet clogged >dump half a bottle of bleach >doesnt work >pour boiling water >doesnt work 108 KB PNG >1hr before plane leaves >pour the rest of the bottle of bleach and leave >3 days later >come back home >toilet still clogged
: Anonymous 03/28/22(Mon)15:24:00 No.67969063 >going to visit my parents for the weekend >take a dump 5hrs before the plane leaves >toilet clogged >dump half a bottle of bleach >doesnt work >pour boiling water >doesnt work 108 KB PNG >1hr before plane leaves >pour the rest of the bottle of bleach and leave >3 days later >come back home >toilet still clogged

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Anon discovers the internet | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/28/22(Mon)16:02:25 No.67975182 >Be me >Ancient Egyptian >Recently came back to life >Discover this thing called "the internet" >Look up Anubis if people are still worshipping one of my gods >Mfw people are drawing him as a hairless twink 85 KB JPG wolf now
: Anonymous 03/28/22(Mon)16:02:25 No.67975182 >Be me >Ancient Egyptian >Recently came back to life >Discover this thing called "the internet" >Look up Anubis if people are still worshipping one of my gods >Mfw people are drawing him as a hairless twink 85 KB JPG wolf now

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Anon is a cool guy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/03/21(Sun)17:43:08 No.843898968 2ONE cool 1607458244680.jpg| 92 KB JPG >going into store >see some rough looking fellas just outside entrance >nervous >walk by and say 'yo' >one says 'sup g?' >mfw im a cool guy now Well since im cool now this will be my last time on 4chan, later f---
: Anonymous 01/03/21(Sun)17:43:08 No.843898968 2ONE cool 1607458244680.jpg| 92 KB JPG >going into store >see some rough looking fellas just outside entrance >nervous >walk by and say 'yo' >one says 'sup g?' >mfw im a cool guy now Well since im cool now this will be my last time on 4chan, later f---

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