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fem-anon think's she is a hero. | /r/Greentext

>"Since he was in middle school, it was no surprise to anyone who knew him to hear that he was the shooter. Those talking about how we should have not ostracized him, you didn't know this kid, OK? We did. We know that they are claiming mental health issues, and I am not a psychologist, but we need to pay attention to the fact that this was not just a mental health issue. He would not have harmed that many students 28 KB JPG with a knife." So uh, she bullies the kid since middle school and wonders why he shot up a school? Why isn't this being talked about? Why hasn't the media jumped victims? You'd think this is a narrative that they wouldn't want coming to the light. I feel like I'm f------ taking crazy pills!
>"Since he was in middle school, it was no surprise to anyone who knew him to hear that he was the shooter. Those talking about how we should have not ostracized him, you didn't know this kid, OK? We did. We know that they are claiming mental health issues, and I am not a psychologist, but we need to pay attention to the fact that this was not just a mental health issue. He would not have harmed that many students 28 KB JPG with a knife." So uh, she bullies the kid since middle school and wonders why he shot up a school? Why isn't this being talked about? Why hasn't the media jumped victims? You'd think this is a narrative that they wouldn't want coming to the light. I feel like I'm f------ taking crazy pills!

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: Anonymous 03/30/22(Wed)01:09:07 No.67988151 >fantasize about getting dominated by a tall & strong girl dressing me up in female clothes >im 6'4 >why is life so cruel 245 KB JPG
: Anonymous 03/30/22(Wed)01:09:07 No.67988151 >fantasize about getting dominated by a tall & strong girl dressing me up in female clothes >im 6'4 >why is life so cruel 245 KB JPG

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Anon takes the pill. | /r/Greentext

File: 617BC5AYUEL_SL1024_jpg (122 KB, 600x1024) Anonymous 01/08/15(Thu)14:17:18 No.30343287 [Reph Anyone ever tried this stuff? Is it any good? Anonymous 01/08/15(Thu)14:24:08 No.30343378 Mydixadril >>30343287 (OP) Yes, my d--- turned into a drill. For Men Anonymous 01/08/15(Thu)17:04: 43 No.30345670 File: Raughs jpg (56 KB, 1022x547) Rock Hord Results >>30343378 y SAplemenes OCAple
File: 617BC5AYUEL_SL1024_jpg (122 KB, 600x1024) Anonymous 01/08/15(Thu)14:17:18 No.30343287 [Reph Anyone ever tried this stuff? Is it any good? Anonymous 01/08/15(Thu)14:24:08 No.30343378 Mydixadril >>30343287 (OP) Yes, my d--- turned into a drill. For Men Anonymous 01/08/15(Thu)17:04: 43 No.30345670 File: Raughs jpg (56 KB, 1022x547) Rock Hord Results >>30343378 y SAplemenes OCAple

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Anon tries to be Batman | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/29/22(Tue)23:39:57 No.875327215 >Be me >Have a fair amount of disposable income and time from my investment banking job >One day I watch the Dark Knight >Love the film, start to internalise the Batman/Bruce Wayne character 11 KB JPG >Later I see how crime in my city has gone up over the past few years >Decide something has to be done >Buy a realistic Nolan Batman suit at the cost of £600 >Buy a Kevlar vest as well >Spray paint my Audi Q8 matte black and start to call it the Batmobile >Get my fillipino housekeeper to only answer to Alfred and to call me Bruce >l've been trying to "Pavlov" her to speak like Michael Caine, which has so far been unsuccessful >Hit 15 min ab workout or a yoga class every few days >Time for me to fight crime >Start roaming the city streets at 1AM trying to find some criminals >These drunk louts approach me >"Oi Oi, it's Fatman and Blobbin" (I should mention that I'm kind of out of shape at the moment) >When I tried to ask them if they had any criminal activity to report they threw their beer at me >Had to walk away, went home sad after that I'm the hero London needs, but I'm not the hero London deserves
: Anonymous 03/29/22(Tue)23:39:57 No.875327215 >Be me >Have a fair amount of disposable income and time from my investment banking job >One day I watch the Dark Knight >Love the film, start to internalise the Batman/Bruce Wayne character 11 KB JPG >Later I see how crime in my city has gone up over the past few years >Decide something has to be done >Buy a realistic Nolan Batman suit at the cost of £600 >Buy a Kevlar vest as well >Spray paint my Audi Q8 matte black and start to call it the Batmobile >Get my fillipino housekeeper to only answer to Alfred and to call me Bruce >l've been trying to "Pavlov" her to speak like Michael Caine, which has so far been unsuccessful >Hit 15 min ab workout or a yoga class every few days >Time for me to fight crime >Start roaming the city streets at 1AM trying to find some criminals >These drunk louts approach me >"Oi Oi, it's Fatman and Blobbin" (I should mention that I'm kind of out of shape at the moment) >When I tried to ask them if they had any criminal activity to report they threw their beer at me >Had to walk away, went home sad after that I'm the hero London needs, but I'm not the hero London deserves

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Anon used to be a Kirby fan. | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 03/29/22(Tue)14:56:53 No.875317129 > be me > f------ obsessed with kirby, have all the games and a s--- ton of merch > have a kirby themed birthday party when I turned 8 because of course i did > play a bunch of air ride with my friends > after we play they bring out the kirby shaped cake > ohfuckyes.jpeg > mom tells me to make a wish > close my eyes and make my wish > "i wish kirby was real" > the MOMENT i blow out the candle we get a knock on our door. > run to the door and open it up to see a large bald guy in a pink shirt. > begin freaking the f--- out and screaming > GUYS H-------- COME OVER HERE İTS KIRBY HE CAME TO OUR HOUSE! > everyone rushes over to see kirby > parents do not seem happy > turns out the guy at our door is our landlord who I did not see in person until now > dad failed to pay rent again (didn't know at the time) > mfw he evicts us on my 8th birthday party > forced to live at my grandma's s----- apartment for like a year f--- you kirby you p------------.
O Anonymous 03/29/22(Tue)14:56:53 No.875317129 > be me > f------ obsessed with kirby, have all the games and a s--- ton of merch > have a kirby themed birthday party when I turned 8 because of course i did > play a bunch of air ride with my friends > after we play they bring out the kirby shaped cake > ohfuckyes.jpeg > mom tells me to make a wish > close my eyes and make my wish > "i wish kirby was real" > the MOMENT i blow out the candle we get a knock on our door. > run to the door and open it up to see a large bald guy in a pink shirt. > begin freaking the f--- out and screaming > GUYS H-------- COME OVER HERE İTS KIRBY HE CAME TO OUR HOUSE! > everyone rushes over to see kirby > parents do not seem happy > turns out the guy at our door is our landlord who I did not see in person until now > dad failed to pay rent again (didn't know at the time) > mfw he evicts us on my 8th birthday party > forced to live at my grandma's s----- apartment for like a year f--- you kirby you p------------.

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: Anonymous 06/05/19(Wed)17:57:40 No.52771831 >one chance at life >parents name you pheonix yes, that is the actual spelling 10 KB JPG : Anonymous 06/05/19(Wed)18:01:50 No.52771891 >>52771831 (OP) # >one chance at life >Thurman I CAN'T EVEN F------ SHORTEN IT REEEEEEEE 114 KB PNG >>52772118 # >>52772175 # >>52772688 # >>52772696 # >>52772722 # >>52773112 # >>52773312# >>52773328 # >>52773372 # >>52773532 # : Anonymous 06/05/19(Wed)18:17:12 No.52772118 >>52771891 # f------ THURMAN 411 KB JPG >>52772696 # : Anonymous 06/05/19(Wed)18:20:51 No.52772175 >>52771891 # Ahahah sup thurman
: Anonymous 06/05/19(Wed)17:57:40 No.52771831 >one chance at life >parents name you pheonix yes, that is the actual spelling 10 KB JPG : Anonymous 06/05/19(Wed)18:01:50 No.52771891 >>52771831 (OP) # >one chance at life >Thurman I CAN'T EVEN F------ SHORTEN IT REEEEEEEE 114 KB PNG >>52772118 # >>52772175 # >>52772688 # >>52772696 # >>52772722 # >>52773112 # >>52773312# >>52773328 # >>52773372 # >>52773532 # : Anonymous 06/05/19(Wed)18:17:12 No.52772118 >>52771891 # f------ THURMAN 411 KB JPG >>52772696 # : Anonymous 06/05/19(Wed)18:20:51 No.52772175 >>52771891 # Ahahah sup thurman

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Anon has questions | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 2yyE4D+s E 03/29/22(Tue)13:26:05 >>369998238 >>369998394 >>369998593 No.369997559 >>369999146 >>369999516 >trans >folx >POC >BIPOC >intersectionality >cisgender >heteronormative >non-binary >inclusivity >implicit bias >anti-racism ... These things didn't exist 10 years ago. A new reality was created on top of the old, and anyone who doesn't have a positive attitude about each of the things listed above is deemed full of hatred and the enemy of all good forces in this world. How did this happen? Why do we ALL have to pivot our worldview to this news lens, instead of just letting people be obsessed with it if they want and keeping things more grounded in the corporate, academic, and political realms?
Anonymous (ID: 2yyE4D+s E 03/29/22(Tue)13:26:05 >>369998238 >>369998394 >>369998593 No.369997559 >>369999146 >>369999516 >trans >folx >POC >BIPOC >intersectionality >cisgender >heteronormative >non-binary >inclusivity >implicit bias >anti-racism ... These things didn't exist 10 years ago. A new reality was created on top of the old, and anyone who doesn't have a positive attitude about each of the things listed above is deemed full of hatred and the enemy of all good forces in this world. How did this happen? Why do we ALL have to pivot our worldview to this news lens, instead of just letting people be obsessed with it if they want and keeping things more grounded in the corporate, academic, and political realms?

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Anon and americans | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/12/19(Fri)00:15:05 No.53328488 Why can't Americans lose weight? 58 KB JPG : Anonymous 07/12/19(Fri)00:15:57 No.53328504 >>53328488 Losing weight involves losing. Americans never lose
: Anonymous 07/12/19(Fri)00:15:05 No.53328488 Why can't Americans lose weight? 58 KB JPG : Anonymous 07/12/19(Fri)00:15:57 No.53328504 >>53328488 Losing weight involves losing. Americans never lose

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Anon visits Mickey D’s | /r/Greentext


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Anon saw Will Smith | /r/Greentext


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Anon makes small talk | /r/Greentext


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Anon fixes the school shooting problem | /r/Greentext


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Anon becomes one with the hive mind | /r/Greentext


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Anon somehow managed to go to the gym before the start of covid | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/01/20(Tue)07:20:53 No.58663104 > looking for a new gym > ask the gym receptionist if their gym is based or cringe > she doesn't understand > pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is based and what is cringe > she laughs and says "it's a good gym 23 KB JPG sir" > buy a membership > its cringe
: Anonymous 12/01/20(Tue)07:20:53 No.58663104 > looking for a new gym > ask the gym receptionist if their gym is based or cringe > she doesn't understand > pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is based and what is cringe > she laughs and says "it's a good gym 23 KB JPG sir" > buy a membership > its cringe

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Anon posts on reddit | /r/Greentext

| Anonymous 11/19/18(Mon)22:25:23 No.785321488 >Be me >Be 12 year old in medieval time >Drunk Father beats me daily >Hate older brothers too >Hear rumor that if you live to 30 and remain a virgin you become a 494 KB GIF wizard >Run away from home at 16 >Become hermit in woods >Life is ok, I mostly hunt and try to survive >Eventually lose track of time >Sleeping peacefully one night when start to feel weird >Get roused awake and as it becomes midnight I feel magic begin to course through my veins >Instantly get robe and beard >Mfw
| Anonymous 11/19/18(Mon)22:25:23 No.785321488 >Be me >Be 12 year old in medieval time >Drunk Father beats me daily >Hate older brothers too >Hear rumor that if you live to 30 and remain a virgin you become a 494 KB GIF wizard >Run away from home at 16 >Become hermit in woods >Life is ok, I mostly hunt and try to survive >Eventually lose track of time >Sleeping peacefully one night when start to feel weird >Get roused awake and as it becomes midnight I feel magic begin to course through my veins >Instantly get robe and beard >Mfw

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anon likes spongebob | /r/Greentext

>Be me in army >mandatory in my s----- country >first time we noob soldiers fire our guns >we lay in the ground and get ready 108 KB JPG >drill instructor yells "are you ready?" >i yell back "ai ai captain" >random guy two rows away yells "i cant hear you" >drill instructor mad and tries to find out who mocked him >i yell again "O0000000" >random guy shots a rock 10 meters in front of him from laughter ( the target was 300 meter away) >dust rises up and one general runs and screams at drill instructor >we march back to camp 10 kilometers instead of driving >i am attending the "i cant hear you" guy wedding next week
>Be me in army >mandatory in my s----- country >first time we noob soldiers fire our guns >we lay in the ground and get ready 108 KB JPG >drill instructor yells "are you ready?" >i yell back "ai ai captain" >random guy two rows away yells "i cant hear you" >drill instructor mad and tries to find out who mocked him >i yell again "O0000000" >random guy shots a rock 10 meters in front of him from laughter ( the target was 300 meter away) >dust rises up and one general runs and screams at drill instructor >we march back to camp 10 kilometers instead of driving >i am attending the "i cant hear you" guy wedding next week

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Anon has a classmate with ADHD | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/29/22(Tue)06:49:04 No.875305328 >be me >4th grade >old ass teacher lady is teaching >kid next to me won't stfu >he's got like ADHD on crack >teacher: "Please be quiet." x20 >kid is still talking and getting louder >teacher is getting visibly red, but still 57 KB JPG being semi polite. >kids starts dancing in his chair and singing some song at the top of his lungs. >teacher snaps >she grabs him by the shoulders and shakes him. >she's starts screaming: " DO YOU WANT TO DIE?!" >She repeats that like 3 times, shaking him pretty hard. >other kids start crying. >ADHD kid is white as a sheet. >teacher goes back to teaching like nothing happened. >next day we have substitute >next 2 weeks parents, counselors, principal, vice principal, and superintendent are interviewing kids about what happened. >never see teacher again. >12 years later >ADHD kid is convicted of murder and on the run from the law.
: Anonymous 03/29/22(Tue)06:49:04 No.875305328 >be me >4th grade >old ass teacher lady is teaching >kid next to me won't stfu >he's got like ADHD on crack >teacher: "Please be quiet." x20 >kid is still talking and getting louder >teacher is getting visibly red, but still 57 KB JPG being semi polite. >kids starts dancing in his chair and singing some song at the top of his lungs. >teacher snaps >she grabs him by the shoulders and shakes him. >she's starts screaming: " DO YOU WANT TO DIE?!" >She repeats that like 3 times, shaking him pretty hard. >other kids start crying. >ADHD kid is white as a sheet. >teacher goes back to teaching like nothing happened. >next day we have substitute >next 2 weeks parents, counselors, principal, vice principal, and superintendent are interviewing kids about what happened. >never see teacher again. >12 years later >ADHD kid is convicted of murder and on the run from the law.

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Why yes, I am a Millenial. How could you tell? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: RbCr6kj+ ) 02/22/21(Mon)20:57:05 No.29440241 >You have 10 seconds to be as millennial as possible. 72 KB JPG : Anonymous (ID: 5q1RlmEk 02/22/21(Mon)20:58:52 No.29440372 >>29440241 (OP) # >Sol was sucking my girlfriend's c--- and it reminded me of an IPA I had the other day. >>29440554 # >>29440638 # >>29440718 # >>29440722 # >>29440814 # >>29441291 # >>29442639 # >>29442675 # >>29443626 # >>29449393 #
: Anonymous (ID: RbCr6kj+ ) 02/22/21(Mon)20:57:05 No.29440241 >You have 10 seconds to be as millennial as possible. 72 KB JPG : Anonymous (ID: 5q1RlmEk 02/22/21(Mon)20:58:52 No.29440372 >>29440241 (OP) # >Sol was sucking my girlfriend's c--- and it reminded me of an IPA I had the other day. >>29440554 # >>29440638 # >>29440718 # >>29440722 # >>29440814 # >>29441291 # >>29442639 # >>29442675 # >>29443626 # >>29449393 #

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