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Anon isn't a simp | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/21/21(Tue)19:39:08 No.863546656 >Walk into your bedroom >You find Belle Delphine on your bed Wat do??? 74 KB JPG 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread | Anonymous 09/21/21(Tue)19:40:16 No.863546726 >>863546656 (OP) # NO OFF THE BED GIT 60 KB JPG
: Anonymous 09/21/21(Tue)19:39:08 No.863546656 >Walk into your bedroom >You find Belle Delphine on your bed Wat do??? 74 KB JPG 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread | Anonymous 09/21/21(Tue)19:40:16 No.863546726 >>863546656 (OP) # NO OFF THE BED GIT 60 KB JPG

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Anon thinks about Hiroshima | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/31/22(Thu)23:07:50 No.875458964 >some guy was probably vaporized while taking a s--- when the Atomic Bomb dropped on Hiroshima 46 KB JPG
: Anonymous 03/31/22(Thu)23:07:50 No.875458964 >some guy was probably vaporized while taking a s--- when the Atomic Bomb dropped on Hiroshima 46 KB JPG

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Short girl anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/01/22(Fri)02:26:55 No.68014954 >be me >really clumsy, especially as a kid >one night going to go shower after my big sister >floors wet as s--- >slip and slide into the wall >end up breaking the growth plate in 316 KB PNG my leg >dad comes in panicked >anon omg put a shirt on before I help, I can see your boobs >most embarrassing moment of my life >havent grown anymore since >only a little over 5ft 47 Replies / 13 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 04/01/22(Fri)02:26:55 No.68014954 >be me >really clumsy, especially as a kid >one night going to go shower after my big sister >floors wet as s--- >slip and slide into the wall >end up breaking the growth plate in 316 KB PNG my leg >dad comes in panicked >anon omg put a shirt on before I help, I can see your boobs >most embarrassing moment of my life >havent grown anymore since >only a little over 5ft 47 Replies / 13 Images View Thread

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Just don’t | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/08/21(Thu)13:29:47 No.851603028 f--- reddit dude >read greentext about anon R< O shoving and electric toothbrush up his ass and pretending its a period > comment "anon is a t-----" >get banned for 3 days Emitate Eurosport O Cristiano Ronaldo 'admits he's fed up with nig... 539 KB PNG 3 f------ words meanwhile i see actual f------ pedophiles admiting to it and jackshit happens but i say 3 f------ words and get banned
: Anonymous 04/08/21(Thu)13:29:47 No.851603028 f--- reddit dude >read greentext about anon R< O shoving and electric toothbrush up his ass and pretending its a period > comment "anon is a t-----" >get banned for 3 days Emitate Eurosport O Cristiano Ronaldo 'admits he's fed up with nig... 539 KB PNG 3 f------ words meanwhile i see actual f------ pedophiles admiting to it and jackshit happens but i say 3 f------ words and get banned

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Anon has a bad friend | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/01/22(Fri)06:34:50 No.68017575 >tfw your friend would rather play video games with shitposting aussies halfway across the globe than maintain a meaningful connection with someone who lives in the same city and known since childhood 119 KB PNG 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 04/01/22(Fri)06:35:55 No.68017597 >>68017575 (OP) # Lmao are we supposed to feel bad for you, retard?
: Anonymous 04/01/22(Fri)06:34:50 No.68017575 >tfw your friend would rather play video games with shitposting aussies halfway across the globe than maintain a meaningful connection with someone who lives in the same city and known since childhood 119 KB PNG 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 04/01/22(Fri)06:35:55 No.68017597 >>68017575 (OP) # Lmao are we supposed to feel bad for you, retard?

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Home on the range | /r/Greentext


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Americans will never lose | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/12/19(Fri)00:15:05 No.53328488 Why can't Americans lose weight? 58 KB JPG : Anonymous 07/12/19(Fri)00:15:57 No.53328504 >>53328488 Losing weight involves losing. Americans never lose
: Anonymous 07/12/19(Fri)00:15:05 No.53328488 Why can't Americans lose weight? 58 KB JPG : Anonymous 07/12/19(Fri)00:15:57 No.53328504 >>53328488 Losing weight involves losing. Americans never lose

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From one hell to another | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/23/21(Tue)09:54:45 No.848100344 >be me >frequently have liquid s---- >doc recommends I start taking Metamucil (fiber supplement) >read the instructions >it says take two scoops and mix it in water 225 KB JPG >my dumb ass assumed 1 scoop = 1 cup >grab my big gallon water bottle, put two cups of it %3D in and mix it with water >chug >fast forward five days >haven't shat yet >can feel the baby sized turd growing in me >chug a bunch of coffee to trigger a bowel movement >sit on toilet for three hours as I push a f------ football out of my a------ >feel like I'm getting f----- in the prison showers >it seriously feels like my a------ is being ripped open >keep pushing >relief >s--- was the size of a $5 footlong sub >have to break it down with the plunger to flush it Now I'm considering doing it again cause the feeling it had on my a------ kinda turned me on. Thoughts?
: Anonymous 02/23/21(Tue)09:54:45 No.848100344 >be me >frequently have liquid s---- >doc recommends I start taking Metamucil (fiber supplement) >read the instructions >it says take two scoops and mix it in water 225 KB JPG >my dumb ass assumed 1 scoop = 1 cup >grab my big gallon water bottle, put two cups of it %3D in and mix it with water >chug >fast forward five days >haven't shat yet >can feel the baby sized turd growing in me >chug a bunch of coffee to trigger a bowel movement >sit on toilet for three hours as I push a f------ football out of my a------ >feel like I'm getting f----- in the prison showers >it seriously feels like my a------ is being ripped open >keep pushing >relief >s--- was the size of a $5 footlong sub >have to break it down with the plunger to flush it Now I'm considering doing it again cause the feeling it had on my a------ kinda turned me on. Thoughts?

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Anon watches porn | /r/Greentext

File: DisGYSqVAAEbYxN.jpg (13 KB, 340x328) Anonymous 01/23/19(Wed)00:56:31 No.790700072 >>790700215 >be me >17 year old boi >massive crush on my English literature teacher >mid 20's, brown eyed brunette haired smoker with a nose ring who manages to make smoking look elegant >ffuuuck duuuude she's purty >find out she has a boyfriend >F--- >i mean obviously i knew she'd never go wi th me but still >F--- >im so mad im gonna go home and masturbate so i wont be mad anymore >open reddit >r/gonewildcouples >pants off >havin a little therapeutic jacking session >come across a penetration gif that shows the girl's face as she's getting dicked >looks familiar >THAT'S MY TEACHER >go to the profile >loads of gifs of teacher and her boyfriend doing sex things and s--- >immediately c-- everywhere >well this is gonna be hard to clean up >next day in school >have english literature >teacher notices i'm happy >"wow you've got a big smile today anon! what's gotten into you?" >i say "nothin, buti know what's gotten into you ;)" anyways i just got suspended from school for 3 weeks for sexual harrassment towards a member of staff:"(
File: DisGYSqVAAEbYxN.jpg (13 KB, 340x328) Anonymous 01/23/19(Wed)00:56:31 No.790700072 >>790700215 >be me >17 year old boi >massive crush on my English literature teacher >mid 20's, brown eyed brunette haired smoker with a nose ring who manages to make smoking look elegant >ffuuuck duuuude she's purty >find out she has a boyfriend >F--- >i mean obviously i knew she'd never go wi th me but still >F--- >im so mad im gonna go home and masturbate so i wont be mad anymore >open reddit >r/gonewildcouples >pants off >havin a little therapeutic jacking session >come across a penetration gif that shows the girl's face as she's getting dicked >looks familiar >THAT'S MY TEACHER >go to the profile >loads of gifs of teacher and her boyfriend doing sex things and s--- >immediately c-- everywhere >well this is gonna be hard to clean up >next day in school >have english literature >teacher notices i'm happy >"wow you've got a big smile today anon! what's gotten into you?" >i say "nothin, buti know what's gotten into you ;)" anyways i just got suspended from school for 3 weeks for sexual harrassment towards a member of staff:"(

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anon is sigma | /r/Greentext

62E4F734-0798-4196-961F-A52FD18283A1.png 63 KB PNG >go to public bathroom >see occupied stall >start shaking the door relentlessly
62E4F734-0798-4196-961F-A52FD18283A1.png 63 KB PNG >go to public bathroom >see occupied stall >start shaking the door relentlessly

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Anon wants war | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: HgxoJ9J Russia For F--- Sake 03/23/22(Wed)09:47:37 No.368806510 Russians? キ 1647997240264.png 507 KB PNG Can you at last, misfire a rocket. Any of us. We were preparing for years, so much years, for this moment. Don't disappoint us. We are inching for NATO article 5.
: Anonymous (ID: HgxoJ9J Russia For F--- Sake 03/23/22(Wed)09:47:37 No.368806510 Russians? キ 1647997240264.png 507 KB PNG Can you at last, misfire a rocket. Any of us. We were preparing for years, so much years, for this moment. Don't disappoint us. We are inching for NATO article 5.

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Anon has a dream, but not a dream job | /r/Greentext


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Anon’s cousin lives the true American experience | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/10/18(Sat)08:15:49 No.97268595 My cousin went to Florida for fear of being shot in Hueland. He got shot yesterday... 53 KB JPG : Anonymous 11/10/18(Sat)08:30:18 No.97269166 >moving to america to avoid getting shot 38 KB JPG
: Anonymous 11/10/18(Sat)08:15:49 No.97268595 My cousin went to Florida for fear of being shot in Hueland. He got shot yesterday... 53 KB JPG : Anonymous 11/10/18(Sat)08:30:18 No.97269166 >moving to america to avoid getting shot 38 KB JPG

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Anon learns the Dark truth about minecraft | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 03/14/21(Sun)01:13:43 No.547982001 >>547982175 >>547982342 >>547982548 File: enderman.jpg (176 KB, 800x800) >adds tall black enemies that steal blocks >they attack you if you look them in the eyes >their language is distorted english >they run fast and can't swim >same update as melons and cooked chicken >same update as iron bars and jungle vines >same update as sprinting and hunger >adds big nosed merchants weeks later and golems that protect them months later >this is the most popular game of all time Unironically how the f--- did he get away with this? H
O Anonymous 03/14/21(Sun)01:13:43 No.547982001 >>547982175 >>547982342 >>547982548 File: enderman.jpg (176 KB, 800x800) >adds tall black enemies that steal blocks >they attack you if you look them in the eyes >their language is distorted english >they run fast and can't swim >same update as melons and cooked chicken >same update as iron bars and jungle vines >same update as sprinting and hunger >adds big nosed merchants weeks later and golems that protect them months later >this is the most popular game of all time Unironically how the f--- did he get away with this? H

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Missed the chance to live rent free | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/29/21(Thu)12:01:02 No.154238346 >Peter, you're 5 minutes late to our date. I'm gonna go f--- some dudes now while you think about your behavior Name a worse capeshit love interest. 127 KB JPG : Anonymous 07/29/21(Thu)12:27:24 No.154238914 >>154238346 (OP)_# >landlord was literally trying to set peter up with his daughter >still simps for mary jane he deserves whatever bad things happened desu 59 KB JPG >>154238974 # >>154239096 # >>154239254 # >>154239631 # >>154240264 # >>154241451 # >>154241657 # >>154241866 # >>154243008 # >>154243882 # >>154250514 # >>154251754 #
: Anonymous 07/29/21(Thu)12:01:02 No.154238346 >Peter, you're 5 minutes late to our date. I'm gonna go f--- some dudes now while you think about your behavior Name a worse capeshit love interest. 127 KB JPG : Anonymous 07/29/21(Thu)12:27:24 No.154238914 >>154238346 (OP)_# >landlord was literally trying to set peter up with his daughter >still simps for mary jane he deserves whatever bad things happened desu 59 KB JPG >>154238974 # >>154239096 # >>154239254 # >>154239631 # >>154240264 # >>154241451 # >>154241657 # >>154241866 # >>154243008 # >>154243882 # >>154250514 # >>154251754 #

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Anon goes for a run | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/31/22(Thu)19:04:58 No.875422573 the horror 7am >be me >wake up to go for run >run for about 15 minutes 9 KB JPG >get home and lay on grass outside >beautifulmorning.jpg >close eyes >yawn >bird s---- in my f------ mouth
: Anonymous 03/31/22(Thu)19:04:58 No.875422573 the horror 7am >be me >wake up to go for run >run for about 15 minutes 9 KB JPG >get home and lay on grass outside >beautifulmorning.jpg >close eyes >yawn >bird s---- in my f------ mouth

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Anon buys a slow cooker | /r/Greentext


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Anon gets drunk | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/29/22(Tue)03:58:41 No.875295661 >Go out for day drinking with friends and friends of friends >Black out in the first hour >Wake up at 4am in my own bed with vomit on my shoes >text group chat "F--- what happened yesterday? Last thing I remember was 5 KB JPG being at the bar" >No answer >Text other group chat with friends of friends >No answer >Apparently my brother picked me up at some point and my friends described me as scary/incoherent and said I was trying to fight them Some of these guys have been my friends since elementary school, I must've really f----- up. I have 0 memory of what happened.
: Anonymous 03/29/22(Tue)03:58:41 No.875295661 >Go out for day drinking with friends and friends of friends >Black out in the first hour >Wake up at 4am in my own bed with vomit on my shoes >text group chat "F--- what happened yesterday? Last thing I remember was 5 KB JPG being at the bar" >No answer >Text other group chat with friends of friends >No answer >Apparently my brother picked me up at some point and my friends described me as scary/incoherent and said I was trying to fight them Some of these guys have been my friends since elementary school, I must've really f----- up. I have 0 memory of what happened.

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anon writes a biography | /r/Greentext


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