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anon doesn't get no b****** no more | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Women's pickiness 04/04/22(Mon)17:23:58 No.68066830 2015 >you pull girls from the Internet daily with no effort 2020 >you get a couple of matches on dating apps 948 KB GIF 2022 >zero matches after 4 weeks of swiping Yeah sure, keep telling me how it's just that I've suddenly gotten incredibly old and it's not that women's demands have been bumped up to 11. Bro I've lost weight and gotten fit and now I get less women.
: Anonymous Women's pickiness 04/04/22(Mon)17:23:58 No.68066830 2015 >you pull girls from the Internet daily with no effort 2020 >you get a couple of matches on dating apps 948 KB GIF 2022 >zero matches after 4 weeks of swiping Yeah sure, keep telling me how it's just that I've suddenly gotten incredibly old and it's not that women's demands have been bumped up to 11. Bro I've lost weight and gotten fit and now I get less women.

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anon makes coffee | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/04/22(Mon)18:01:09 No.68067237 >> Puts soap in coffee machine >> Coffee tastes like soap how? 198 KB PNG
: Anonymous 04/04/22(Mon)18:01:09 No.68067237 >> Puts soap in coffee machine >> Coffee tastes like soap how? 198 KB PNG

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Anon reveals he's a virgin | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/04/22(Fri)17:11:04 No.234946126 >girl ask me what im doing in my free time >say i read >she smiles and stares at me with her eyes wide open >i mumble "... manga" the look of dissapointment in her face was unspeakable but i think you know 77 KB JPG
: Anonymous 03/04/22(Fri)17:11:04 No.234946126 >girl ask me what im doing in my free time >say i read >she smiles and stares at me with her eyes wide open >i mumble "... manga" the look of dissapointment in her face was unspeakable but i think you know 77 KB JPG

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Anon is gonna die | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/05/22(Tue)00:26:09 No.875695415 >just found a date on tinder >we're gonna go bike riding in the middle of the desert in the middle of the night See ya virgins I'm about to drown in 571 KB JPG p----
: Anonymous 04/05/22(Tue)00:26:09 No.875695415 >just found a date on tinder >we're gonna go bike riding in the middle of the desert in the middle of the night See ya virgins I'm about to drown in 571 KB JPG p----

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anon thinks he may be autistic | /r/Greentext


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Anon should reap what he sows | /r/Greentext


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Anon has a bright idea | /r/Greentext


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Anon doesn't believe in fishing | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/02/22(Sat)05:27:39 No.4122096 >put a piece of metal and some string in a lake >wait a few minutes >it comes back out with a fish do fishers really believe this s---? 727 KB PNG : Anonymous 04/02/22(Sat)05:29:49 No.4122098 >>4122096 (OP) # > no guys trust me, we just saw a worm floating in the water > then matt just disappeared into the sky What fish would believe this s--- LOL >>4122103 #
: Anonymous 04/02/22(Sat)05:27:39 No.4122096 >put a piece of metal and some string in a lake >wait a few minutes >it comes back out with a fish do fishers really believe this s---? 727 KB PNG : Anonymous 04/02/22(Sat)05:29:49 No.4122098 >>4122096 (OP) # > no guys trust me, we just saw a worm floating in the water > then matt just disappeared into the sky What fish would believe this s--- LOL >>4122103 #

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Anon is antisocial | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)01:53:33 No.67898824 >4 year of univeristy >not a single friend made 25 KB GIF 5 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)01:53:33 No.67898824 >4 year of univeristy >not a single friend made 25 KB GIF 5 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon is special | /r/Greentext


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Anon is one sharp-looking fella | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I F----- up 04/01/22(Fri)23:13:33 No.16921855 I went to a new barber this because he was cheaper and almost had just as good reviews on Google. I showed him this picture and asked for the same f------ haircut. 51 KB JPG : Anonymous 04/01/22(Fri)23:14:02 No.16921856 A98E757F-OB39-445D-BODB-A87C9690E4B4.jpg 394 KB JPG This is what he ended up giving me >>16921858 # >>16921876 # >>16921881 # >>16921886 # >>16921964 # >>16922025 # >>16922028 # >>16922060 # >>16922101 # >>16922246 # >>16922247 # >>16922276 # >>16922282 # >>16922541 # >>16922564 # >>16922655 # >>16922669 # >>16922756 # >>16922805 # >>16922818 # >>16922848 # >>16922935 # >>16923164 # >>16923173 # >>16923175 # >>16923551 # >>16925868 # >>16925942 # >>16925983 # >>16926949 # >>16928539 #
: Anonymous I F----- up 04/01/22(Fri)23:13:33 No.16921855 I went to a new barber this because he was cheaper and almost had just as good reviews on Google. I showed him this picture and asked for the same f------ haircut. 51 KB JPG : Anonymous 04/01/22(Fri)23:14:02 No.16921856 A98E757F-OB39-445D-BODB-A87C9690E4B4.jpg 394 KB JPG This is what he ended up giving me >>16921858 # >>16921876 # >>16921881 # >>16921886 # >>16921964 # >>16922025 # >>16922028 # >>16922060 # >>16922101 # >>16922246 # >>16922247 # >>16922276 # >>16922282 # >>16922541 # >>16922564 # >>16922655 # >>16922669 # >>16922756 # >>16922805 # >>16922818 # >>16922848 # >>16922935 # >>16923164 # >>16923173 # >>16923175 # >>16923551 # >>16925868 # >>16925942 # >>16925983 # >>16926949 # >>16928539 #

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Anon has protection | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)20:44:00 No.857076209 >be 2nd grade teacher >school is in low-income, high- crime neighborhood >one of my kids often gets picked up by his grandpa >grandpa is an OG who used to be a gangbanger in the 80s, spent 1.19 MB JPG some time in prison, and got his s--- together >he's big and scary-looking, but super f------ nice >leave the school after working late one day, some dudes walk up to me and ask what time it is >look down at my watch and one of them sucker punches me >try to fight back but it's 3-on-1 >get my watch, phone, and wallet taken >next day during dismissal >students grandpa notices bruises, asks what the hell happened >oh I got jumped by some guys on my way home >he asks what they looked like >don't know but I remember they drove away in a white Camaro >he nods and says okay >about a week later, student comes back and hands me a plastic bag from his backpack >inside is my phone, wallet, and watch >see a news report a few months later about a white Camaro found at the bottom of a nearby lake >owner is still missing
: Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)20:44:00 No.857076209 >be 2nd grade teacher >school is in low-income, high- crime neighborhood >one of my kids often gets picked up by his grandpa >grandpa is an OG who used to be a gangbanger in the 80s, spent 1.19 MB JPG some time in prison, and got his s--- together >he's big and scary-looking, but super f------ nice >leave the school after working late one day, some dudes walk up to me and ask what time it is >look down at my watch and one of them sucker punches me >try to fight back but it's 3-on-1 >get my watch, phone, and wallet taken >next day during dismissal >students grandpa notices bruises, asks what the hell happened >oh I got jumped by some guys on my way home >he asks what they looked like >don't know but I remember they drove away in a white Camaro >he nods and says okay >about a week later, student comes back and hands me a plastic bag from his backpack >inside is my phone, wallet, and watch >see a news report a few months later about a white Camaro found at the bottom of a nearby lake >owner is still missing

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Anon is truly desperate. | /r/Greentext

>Matched with girl from tinder >19yo >adds my snap DON'T ACT LIKE >says wants to be fwb YOU'RE NOT IMPRESSED >agree >asks me for d--- pic 67 KB JPG >send it >brain.exe stops working >claims she's 16 and will post it on internet if I don't pay $500 >pay money >she wants more >trick her to delete photos before sending more >got it to stop >had conversation after the scam >said she's actually 22 >jokingly ask if she's down to f--- >she agrees Should I pursue to make this s--- a little worth it, or could I get scammed even more here...I want some p---- goddamit : Anonymous 04/04/22(Mon)15:20:30 No.875688204 Why are you such a f-----?
>Matched with girl from tinder >19yo >adds my snap DON'T ACT LIKE >says wants to be fwb YOU'RE NOT IMPRESSED >agree >asks me for d--- pic 67 KB JPG >send it >brain.exe stops working >claims she's 16 and will post it on internet if I don't pay $500 >pay money >she wants more >trick her to delete photos before sending more >got it to stop >had conversation after the scam >said she's actually 22 >jokingly ask if she's down to f--- >she agrees Should I pursue to make this s--- a little worth it, or could I get scammed even more here...I want some p---- goddamit : Anonymous 04/04/22(Mon)15:20:30 No.875688204 Why are you such a f-----?

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Anon is retarded | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/13/20(Sun)05:07:52 No.143484786 >>143484761 # >Fat with skinny legs is not a good look. It's usually an early sign of liver failure >>143484870 # >>143484786 # >It's usually an early sign of liver failure I've literally never seen anyone refer to someone who is alive as a "liver." Are you f------ retarded? >>143484960 # >>143488400 # >>143491421 # >>143494974 # >>143495866 # >>143497754 # >>143497848 # >>143497937 #
: Anonymous 12/13/20(Sun)05:07:52 No.143484786 >>143484761 # >Fat with skinny legs is not a good look. It's usually an early sign of liver failure >>143484870 # >>143484786 # >It's usually an early sign of liver failure I've literally never seen anyone refer to someone who is alive as a "liver." Are you f------ retarded? >>143484960 # >>143488400 # >>143491421 # >>143494974 # >>143495866 # >>143497754 # >>143497848 # >>143497937 #

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anon thinks reddit is dumb | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: AUTW/2vH ) E 03/05/22(Sat)02:12:45 No.365272386 >Soldier posts on Facebook his exact location to his friends and fellow Redditors in private Moy es >Redditor posts the image on Reddit for updoots 620 KB JPG >Russian scrolling through the subreddit gets confirmation that Ukrainians are using schools as bases >Russians shell every abandoned school in the area, massacring everybody A Redditor singlehandedly got multiple safe zones exposed for upvotes
Anonymous (ID: AUTW/2vH ) E 03/05/22(Sat)02:12:45 No.365272386 >Soldier posts on Facebook his exact location to his friends and fellow Redditors in private Moy es >Redditor posts the image on Reddit for updoots 620 KB JPG >Russian scrolling through the subreddit gets confirmation that Ukrainians are using schools as bases >Russians shell every abandoned school in the area, massacring everybody A Redditor singlehandedly got multiple safe zones exposed for upvotes

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chad sigma anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/04/22(Mon)04:13:20 No.68057129 SLEEK'N'TEARS chad.jpg 66 KB JPG >>6805704 >So a girl made you feel bad about yourself once, so she deserved to die? Yes
: Anonymous 04/04/22(Mon)04:13:20 No.68057129 SLEEK'N'TEARS chad.jpg 66 KB JPG >>6805704 >So a girl made you feel bad about yourself once, so she deserved to die? Yes

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anon thinks wagecucks are funny | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/04/22(Mon)10:56:22 No.68063652 >B-b-but I cannot disappoint muh parents!!! Wagecucks say the funniest things. 86 KB JPG 10 Replies / 3 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 04/04/22(Mon)10:56:22 No.68063652 >B-b-but I cannot disappoint muh parents!!! Wagecucks say the funniest things. 86 KB JPG 10 Replies / 3 Images View Thread

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anon is in kekking hell | /r/Greentext

File: kekkinghell.gif (248 KB, 100x100) O Anonymous 04/03/22(Sun)19:29:4 >be me >shower time >scrub dub, punch a wall >punch the wall again, a little too hard >say "kekking hell" as a response >sounds kinda funny, why the f--- did I say that >get out of shower >time proceeds >see a funny meme >"KEKKING HELL" >F--- >I can't stop saying it, it's my response to everything. >kekking hell
File: kekkinghell.gif (248 KB, 100x100) O Anonymous 04/03/22(Sun)19:29:4 >be me >shower time >scrub dub, punch a wall >punch the wall again, a little too hard >say "kekking hell" as a response >sounds kinda funny, why the f--- did I say that >get out of shower >time proceeds >see a funny meme >"KEKKING HELL" >F--- >I can't stop saying it, it's my response to everything. >kekking hell

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anon is wary of the shower demons | /r/Greentext

File: peepo-poo-poo.gif (849 KB, 498x498) O Anonymous 04/03/22(Sun)21:24:46 No.875643951 s------- routine >enter bathroom >make sure i have tp >lock door (i live with people) >check for the shower demons >sit on toilet >s---
File: peepo-poo-poo.gif (849 KB, 498x498) O Anonymous 04/03/22(Sun)21:24:46 No.875643951 s------- routine >enter bathroom >make sure i have tp >lock door (i live with people) >check for the shower demons >sit on toilet >s---

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