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: Anonymous N----- cucks 04/05/22(Tue)19:10:04 No.68089285 >be me >go on r/cuckold >not a cuck, just like amateur f------ >get greeted by a wall of chicks with n------ >don't understand what guy would permit this, let alone get off >faith in humanity hits a new low 89 KB JPG >hate n------ more than ever >hate white f------ even more Why is it like this, anon? : Anonymous 04/05/22(Tue)19:14:57 No.68089337 >>68089285 (OP) # >l went onto /r/cuckolding >l saw n----- penises >The jews did this The /pol/tard brain is truly a thing to behold 1.39 MB PNG : Anonymous 04/05/22(Tue)19:15:09 No.68089342 >Goes to a place full of things he does not like >Gets upset >Tells us a story about it Never change, 4chan. 756 KB PNG >>68089919 #
: Anonymous N----- cucks 04/05/22(Tue)19:10:04 No.68089285 >be me >go on r/cuckold >not a cuck, just like amateur f------ >get greeted by a wall of chicks with n------ >don't understand what guy would permit this, let alone get off >faith in humanity hits a new low 89 KB JPG >hate n------ more than ever >hate white f------ even more Why is it like this, anon? : Anonymous 04/05/22(Tue)19:14:57 No.68089337 >>68089285 (OP) # >l went onto /r/cuckolding >l saw n----- penises >The jews did this The /pol/tard brain is truly a thing to behold 1.39 MB PNG : Anonymous 04/05/22(Tue)19:15:09 No.68089342 >Goes to a place full of things he does not like >Gets upset >Tells us a story about it Never change, 4chan. 756 KB PNG >>68089919 #

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Anon wants to stay healthy | /r/Greentext

File: 1514166021951.jpg (65 KB, 453x604) O Anonymous (ID: hx0aXzts 525 04/06/22(Wed)05:05:53 No.14882545 [Reply] >>14883259 is there a way to be drunk all the time without any negative health effects? O Anonymous (ID: 947ZAqN ) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auto- brewery_syndrome O Gon !!UYaySxw8qD1 (ID: Oc9HqqAi ) E 04/06/22(Wed)10:13:44 No.14883239 brain damage. Anonymous (ID: aXFhExj= 04/06/22(Wed)10:23:22 No.14883259 0665752 >>14882545 (OP) Be Russian.
File: 1514166021951.jpg (65 KB, 453x604) O Anonymous (ID: hx0aXzts 525 04/06/22(Wed)05:05:53 No.14882545 [Reply] >>14883259 is there a way to be drunk all the time without any negative health effects? O Anonymous (ID: 947ZAqN ) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auto- brewery_syndrome O Gon !!UYaySxw8qD1 (ID: Oc9HqqAi ) E 04/06/22(Wed)10:13:44 No.14883239 brain damage. Anonymous (ID: aXFhExj= 04/06/22(Wed)10:23:22 No.14883259 0665752 >>14882545 (OP) Be Russian.

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Anon assumes the worst | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/06/22(Wed)13:19:24 No.68093745 >be me >with a friend >We're both high as hell in LSD and 2C-B >My friend says "I'm going to my room i'll be back soon" 348 KB JPG >"ok" >*a minute passes* >"OH S--- HE'S KILLING HIMSELF" >I run to his room >I knock the door >"Man, are you killing yourself?" >"no bro i'm playing fallout new vegas"
: Anonymous 04/06/22(Wed)13:19:24 No.68093745 >be me >with a friend >We're both high as hell in LSD and 2C-B >My friend says "I'm going to my room i'll be back soon" 348 KB JPG >"ok" >*a minute passes* >"OH S--- HE'S KILLING HIMSELF" >I run to his room >I knock the door >"Man, are you killing yourself?" >"no bro i'm playing fallout new vegas"

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Anon has a niece | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/05/22(Tue)09:59:11 No.26166593 >be my sister >get pregnant while being a teenager by a "bad boy" w----- >"bad boy" w----- leaves the city with help from his parents because he didn't wanted to take charge >sister becomes single mom of a baby 48 KB JPG girl >FFW >baby girl was 5 years old and can talk and understand situations >lt was Dad's day in the kindergarten and the kids were supposed to make a drawn for their Dad's. >Niece comes home criying because she had no Dad and the other kids were mean to her >i ended up telling my niece i was her Dad and introduced my self as such in front of her teachers and her classmates later on that week and because i have the same lastname of my sister it was easier for me to tell people that my niece is my daughter How long until i tell her the truth? She totally thinks of me as her Dad since then, it has been a year, she 6 years old now and she has officially started elementary school. My Dad and my Mom and my sister hasn't told her the truth yet and I don't want to tell her now neither. I think my niece could get emotionally stunned if she found out the truth at this point. And i don't want to lose her love, do you know how it feels getting attention and love for once? It feels good, i for once feel validated and beloved. She clinges on me very much and 100% behaves around me like a daughter do with their Dad, she actually thinks I'm her biological Dad. I'm feeling emotionally conflicted because i know I'm her uncle but l've come to develop paternal feelings for her. I have grown fond to her. But I know my sister will tell her the truth at some point.
: Anonymous 04/05/22(Tue)09:59:11 No.26166593 >be my sister >get pregnant while being a teenager by a "bad boy" w----- >"bad boy" w----- leaves the city with help from his parents because he didn't wanted to take charge >sister becomes single mom of a baby 48 KB JPG girl >FFW >baby girl was 5 years old and can talk and understand situations >lt was Dad's day in the kindergarten and the kids were supposed to make a drawn for their Dad's. >Niece comes home criying because she had no Dad and the other kids were mean to her >i ended up telling my niece i was her Dad and introduced my self as such in front of her teachers and her classmates later on that week and because i have the same lastname of my sister it was easier for me to tell people that my niece is my daughter How long until i tell her the truth? She totally thinks of me as her Dad since then, it has been a year, she 6 years old now and she has officially started elementary school. My Dad and my Mom and my sister hasn't told her the truth yet and I don't want to tell her now neither. I think my niece could get emotionally stunned if she found out the truth at this point. And i don't want to lose her love, do you know how it feels getting attention and love for once? It feels good, i for once feel validated and beloved. She clinges on me very much and 100% behaves around me like a daughter do with their Dad, she actually thinks I'm her biological Dad. I'm feeling emotionally conflicted because i know I'm her uncle but l've come to develop paternal feelings for her. I have grown fond to her. But I know my sister will tell her the truth at some point.

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Anon will be happy | /r/Greentext

File: 1621492551296.jpg (50 KB, 856x1030) O Anonymous 04/06/22(Wed)08:01:40 No.115563 [Reply] Unco zy Corner one day i will be happy not yet but one day o665752 25090
File: 1621492551296.jpg (50 KB, 856x1030) O Anonymous 04/06/22(Wed)08:01:40 No.115563 [Reply] Unco zy Corner one day i will be happy not yet but one day o665752 25090

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/k/ool Hand Luke | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/04/22(Mon)01:15:28 No.52838151 >>52835616 (OP) # >walk into rural gun shop >three boomers sitting at the counter chatting look up at me and get back to talking >fuddshit everywhere >practically nothing but deer rifles but whatever, we're rural >notice some neat looking revolvers including a Colt Python with a sexy grip >always wanted a Python just because >one of the boomers notices me looking at revolvers and gets a big, half-toothed grin >"Well, boy looks like you're checkin' out the real man guns huh? Whatchu need is ona these" >pulls out a f------ Taurus Judge and spins the cylinder with his finger on the trigger >"Load er up with .410 shotgun shells an-" >f------ NDs into the ceiling after trying to spin the cylinder again >boomer behind the counter snatches the Judge out of his hand >"God f------ damnit George, that's the f------ second time this week. Call James and have him come check the ceiling." >boomers disperse from embarrassment and probable hearing damage while I beeline out the front door I might go back and get that Python. >>52838187 # >>52872392 #
: Anonymous 04/04/22(Mon)01:15:28 No.52838151 >>52835616 (OP) # >walk into rural gun shop >three boomers sitting at the counter chatting look up at me and get back to talking >fuddshit everywhere >practically nothing but deer rifles but whatever, we're rural >notice some neat looking revolvers including a Colt Python with a sexy grip >always wanted a Python just because >one of the boomers notices me looking at revolvers and gets a big, half-toothed grin >"Well, boy looks like you're checkin' out the real man guns huh? Whatchu need is ona these" >pulls out a f------ Taurus Judge and spins the cylinder with his finger on the trigger >"Load er up with .410 shotgun shells an-" >f------ NDs into the ceiling after trying to spin the cylinder again >boomer behind the counter snatches the Judge out of his hand >"God f------ damnit George, that's the f------ second time this week. Call James and have him come check the ceiling." >boomers disperse from embarrassment and probable hearing damage while I beeline out the front door I might go back and get that Python. >>52838187 # >>52872392 #

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anon is a great friend | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/05/22(Tue)23:49:04 No.875778435 >be me >at party with friends >most drinking some smoking some snorting >n---- friend had been getting dangerously reckless with his life >worried about him >idea >get empty bag of sourpatch kids out of my trashed up car >still has the sour dust in it >when he's distracted I line it up and act like I bought it from other guys >"f--- yeah anon, that's what's up." >"let's do this s---!" >he snort it all >start to scream in pain and freaks out. >dead silence. >he gets embarrassed >"guess homeboy can't handle his s---!" Someone yells as he leaves. >stopped drug use after that. >he's now a marine
Anonymous 04/05/22(Tue)23:49:04 No.875778435 >be me >at party with friends >most drinking some smoking some snorting >n---- friend had been getting dangerously reckless with his life >worried about him >idea >get empty bag of sourpatch kids out of my trashed up car >still has the sour dust in it >when he's distracted I line it up and act like I bought it from other guys >"f--- yeah anon, that's what's up." >"let's do this s---!" >he snort it all >start to scream in pain and freaks out. >dead silence. >he gets embarrassed >"guess homeboy can't handle his s---!" Someone yells as he leaves. >stopped drug use after that. >he's now a marine

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Anon has a choice | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/22/20(Wed)20:17:27 No.84578528 >Abortion is $500 >Plan B is $50 >A condom is $5 >Being gay is free The choice is yours 39 KB JPG
: Anonymous 01/22/20(Wed)20:17:27 No.84578528 >Abortion is $500 >Plan B is $50 >A condom is $5 >Being gay is free The choice is yours 39 KB JPG

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Anon's birthday at ihop | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/04/22(Mon)19:08:39 No.68073308 >staying at grandparents house for the summer with mom and brother >staying there is like hell because they're insufferable and my mom turns psychotic and evil when we stay there >love ihop and go there once a week >this is brought up daily for some reason and is brought up to make fun of me for 875 KB PNG some reasSon >turning 19 >go to ihop with little bro >mom comes too >she asks me weird questions in a condescending and patronizing way the entire time >l see the waitress i like that i usually have and she comes to serve us >my mom seems to hate that i came here on my birthday >"ahaha waitress, you know anon BEGGED to come to IHOP *forced laugh* on his birthday >shoving video in my face to record every moment and narrates about how funny it is that we came to ihop on my birthday >they bring my pancakes and they don't sing >thank f------ god >mom throws a fit and starts aggressively saying "its his birthday" and pointing at me to any staff who will listen >the waitress looks scared and rounds up a few people >they sing >mom looks absolutely unhinged and is brandishing the iPhone around and recording it all >I stare at my pancakes the whole time' >eat them >leave
: Anonymous 04/04/22(Mon)19:08:39 No.68073308 >staying at grandparents house for the summer with mom and brother >staying there is like hell because they're insufferable and my mom turns psychotic and evil when we stay there >love ihop and go there once a week >this is brought up daily for some reason and is brought up to make fun of me for 875 KB PNG some reasSon >turning 19 >go to ihop with little bro >mom comes too >she asks me weird questions in a condescending and patronizing way the entire time >l see the waitress i like that i usually have and she comes to serve us >my mom seems to hate that i came here on my birthday >"ahaha waitress, you know anon BEGGED to come to IHOP *forced laugh* on his birthday >shoving video in my face to record every moment and narrates about how funny it is that we came to ihop on my birthday >they bring my pancakes and they don't sing >thank f------ god >mom throws a fit and starts aggressively saying "its his birthday" and pointing at me to any staff who will listen >the waitress looks scared and rounds up a few people >they sing >mom looks absolutely unhinged and is brandishing the iPhone around and recording it all >I stare at my pancakes the whole time' >eat them >leave

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My mans really do be tossing inn the towel | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/30/21(Sun)13:45:11 No.123440443 gh.jpg 13 KB JPG >gets criticized once >f------ dies
: Anonymous 05/30/21(Sun)13:45:11 No.123440443 gh.jpg 13 KB JPG >gets criticized once >f------ dies

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Yo Mr white | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/26/21(Mon)17:29:55 No.21644739 >born male >become mtf >get srs, not ffs >tell people you're ftm >explain your lack of periods/infertility as effects of testosterone 68 KB JPG >after a while say you're detransitioning >get ffs >everyone thinks you are a cis female Anonymous 07/27/21(Tue)06:37:17 No.21644186 >>21644739 (OP) Jesse what in the goddamm f--- are you talking about
Anonymous 07/26/21(Mon)17:29:55 No.21644739 >born male >become mtf >get srs, not ffs >tell people you're ftm >explain your lack of periods/infertility as effects of testosterone 68 KB JPG >after a while say you're detransitioning >get ffs >everyone thinks you are a cis female Anonymous 07/27/21(Tue)06:37:17 No.21644186 >>21644739 (OP) Jesse what in the goddamm f--- are you talking about

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Anon watches Moon Knight | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: WGRC6MKK Moon Knight got review bombed 04/05/22(Tue)23:33:07 No.371394597 >be me HOMEPAGE NEWS Moon Knight: Disney+ Marvel series getting review bombed for mentioning the Armenian >Turkish >decide to watch that new show Moon Knight that people have been taking about >start watching Episode 1 Genocide MLISD Y GAUS ROLLING 113 KB JPG One of the characters mentions the Armenian Genocide >immediately turn off show and leave negative review online
: Anonymous (ID: WGRC6MKK Moon Knight got review bombed 04/05/22(Tue)23:33:07 No.371394597 >be me HOMEPAGE NEWS Moon Knight: Disney+ Marvel series getting review bombed for mentioning the Armenian >Turkish >decide to watch that new show Moon Knight that people have been taking about >start watching Episode 1 Genocide MLISD Y GAUS ROLLING 113 KB JPG One of the characters mentions the Armenian Genocide >immediately turn off show and leave negative review online

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Anon Is Right | /r/Greentext

File: image%3A20292.png (277 KB, 600x416) O Anonymous 04/04/22(Mon)01:51:45 No. 129755309 • >129755331>>129755457 >>129755773 >>129755890 >>129755924 >>129755992 >>129756075 >129756121 >The last episode of All Grown Up and the cuimination of the entire Rugrats franchise was 2 shirtless old guys fighting to the death I guess there's been worse finales Anonymous 04/04/22(Mon)01:54:24 No. 129755331 >129755728 >>129755903 >>129756051 >>129756087 >>129756090 >>129758930 >129759769 >>129755309 (OP) Just like Metal Gear Solid
File: image%3A20292.png (277 KB, 600x416) O Anonymous 04/04/22(Mon)01:51:45 No. 129755309 • >129755331>>129755457 >>129755773 >>129755890 >>129755924 >>129755992 >>129756075 >129756121 >The last episode of All Grown Up and the cuimination of the entire Rugrats franchise was 2 shirtless old guys fighting to the death I guess there's been worse finales Anonymous 04/04/22(Mon)01:54:24 No. 129755331 >129755728 >>129755903 >>129756051 >>129756087 >>129756090 >>129758930 >129759769 >>129755309 (OP) Just like Metal Gear Solid

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Anon is a joker | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous ITT:We design Saw traps 01/17/21(Sun)14:00:24 No.145245004 >You're in a locked room with a snowman and a carrot >Jigsaw tells you to put the carrot where it belongs >Putting the carrot on the snowman's nose unlocks the door and sets you 14 KB JPG free >Putting the carrot on the snowman's d--- would be pretty funny but detonates a pipe bomb 10 Replies / 2 Images View Thread
: Anonymous ITT:We design Saw traps 01/17/21(Sun)14:00:24 No.145245004 >You're in a locked room with a snowman and a carrot >Jigsaw tells you to put the carrot where it belongs >Putting the carrot on the snowman's nose unlocks the door and sets you 14 KB JPG free >Putting the carrot on the snowman's d--- would be pretty funny but detonates a pipe bomb 10 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Robots dad gets screwed | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/06/22(Wed)01:10:09 No.68081204 >Be my dad >Study hard and go to a top university and become an engineer at a big company >Get married and have kids and save money to buy a home >Mom divorces him and steals 816 KB JPG most of his money and then his job lays him off even though he worked there for 30 years >Now just living as a retired neet with no real savings thanks to it being taken And that's why i'll put absolutely zero effort into my life. Being a neet forever is fine by me. If someone that worked as hard as him is still screwed over then what's the point? : Anonymous 04/06/22(Wed)01:11:42 No.68081223 >>68081204 (OP) # Good. F--- your d------- dad
: Anonymous 04/06/22(Wed)01:10:09 No.68081204 >Be my dad >Study hard and go to a top university and become an engineer at a big company >Get married and have kids and save money to buy a home >Mom divorces him and steals 816 KB JPG most of his money and then his job lays him off even though he worked there for 30 years >Now just living as a retired neet with no real savings thanks to it being taken And that's why i'll put absolutely zero effort into my life. Being a neet forever is fine by me. If someone that worked as hard as him is still screwed over then what's the point? : Anonymous 04/06/22(Wed)01:11:42 No.68081223 >>68081204 (OP) # Good. F--- your d------- dad

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anon applies for a job | /r/Greentext

Anonymous boomers live in an alternate r(...) 03/06/22(Sun)14:18:18 No.67677766 boomers: >"THERE'S A HUGE LABOR SHORTAGE, 6 MILLION JOBS OPENED UP, THEY'LL HIRE ANYONE WITHOUT EXPEIRENCE AND PAY 6 FIGURES STARTING" 166 KB JPG reality: >apply to 500 jobs >get 1 call back >it's a pyramid scheme
Anonymous boomers live in an alternate r(...) 03/06/22(Sun)14:18:18 No.67677766 boomers: >"THERE'S A HUGE LABOR SHORTAGE, 6 MILLION JOBS OPENED UP, THEY'LL HIRE ANYONE WITHOUT EXPEIRENCE AND PAY 6 FIGURES STARTING" 166 KB JPG reality: >apply to 500 jobs >get 1 call back >it's a pyramid scheme

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Anon buys condoms | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/05/22(Tue)21:11:48 No.68083379 >be me 21 y/o skinny male >one of my coworkes asked me if i can get him a pack of condoms >accept and go to the nearest store >stacy cashier at the check out >happen to have long hair cuz lazy and trying to save up money >also arranged my hair into a ponytail (been wolf 83 KB JPG whistled at cuz of this) >wearing a mask + backwards cap so my ponytail sticks out >cashier asked me if the xxl condom pack is for my boyfriend >think shes being ironic and say yes in a deep manly voice >"you're a man!?" >everybody in the store stares at me >realise what I just did and get out asap Should I start an OF?
: Anonymous 04/05/22(Tue)21:11:48 No.68083379 >be me 21 y/o skinny male >one of my coworkes asked me if i can get him a pack of condoms >accept and go to the nearest store >stacy cashier at the check out >happen to have long hair cuz lazy and trying to save up money >also arranged my hair into a ponytail (been wolf 83 KB JPG whistled at cuz of this) >wearing a mask + backwards cap so my ponytail sticks out >cashier asked me if the xxl condom pack is for my boyfriend >think shes being ironic and say yes in a deep manly voice >"you're a man!?" >everybody in the store stares at me >realise what I just did and get out asap Should I start an OF?

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Anon remembers the good days | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/05/22(Tue)09:42:09 No.68082245 >it's 2015 >You just got home from school >Boot up CSGO >Join a casual death match to warm up >DONALD_2016 with a pepe pfp is spamming crank that moon man on the 24 KB JPG mic >You type "top kek" into the chat Life is good
: Anonymous 04/05/22(Tue)09:42:09 No.68082245 >it's 2015 >You just got home from school >Boot up CSGO >Join a casual death match to warm up >DONALD_2016 with a pepe pfp is spamming crank that moon man on the 24 KB JPG mic >You type "top kek" into the chat Life is good

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