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: Anonymous 02/12/18(Mon)13:59:08 No.406582149 If you could get your hands on a portal gun, what would be the first thing you would do? 1275764375518.jpg 38 KB JPG Be creative. : Anonymous 02/12/18(Mon)13:59:47 No.406582213 F--- my own ass. >>406582412 # >>406582496 # >>406582569 # >>406582576 # >>406582594 #
: Anonymous 02/12/18(Mon)13:59:08 No.406582149 If you could get your hands on a portal gun, what would be the first thing you would do? 1275764375518.jpg 38 KB JPG Be creative. : Anonymous 02/12/18(Mon)13:59:47 No.406582213 F--- my own ass. >>406582412 # >>406582496 # >>406582569 # >>406582576 # >>406582594 #

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Anon mains Regimeat | /r/Greentext

: Regimeat Regimeat 01/12/21 Неу >Flexes hard >S---- aggressively 25 KB JPG
: Regimeat Regimeat 01/12/21 Неу >Flexes hard >S---- aggressively 25 KB JPG

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Anon tried energy drinks | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/25/19(Mon)21:56:22 No.795913984 >be me, on deathbed from terminal cancer 5-hou KENERGY >drink 5 hour energy REGULAR STRENGTH >die 2 hours later What the f---? uar 31 KB JPG
: Anonymous 03/25/19(Mon)21:56:22 No.795913984 >be me, on deathbed from terminal cancer 5-hou KENERGY >drink 5 hour energy REGULAR STRENGTH >die 2 hours later What the f---? uar 31 KB JPG

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Anon is fixing a computer | /r/Greentext

Anonymous No.46107197 1 hour ago >fixing notebook for a ~70 years old lady >comes, pays, asks about gaming tier GPUS for her desktop >little took back I inquire about the price range and what games, solitaire, sudoku, puzzle games.. >nope, I play the Assasin >Assassin's creed? >yes, on my grandsons console, I just love Venice >she pauses >and killing people 3 replies
Anonymous No.46107197 1 hour ago >fixing notebook for a ~70 years old lady >comes, pays, asks about gaming tier GPUS for her desktop >little took back I inquire about the price range and what games, solitaire, sudoku, puzzle games.. >nope, I play the Assasin >Assassin's creed? >yes, on my grandsons console, I just love Venice >she pauses >and killing people 3 replies

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Christofah watches hentai | /r/Greentext

| Anonymous 03/01/20(Sun)23:18:14 No.130180916 DB8B5BA4-01C6-48BC-BB00-F182F177134C.jpg 135 KB JPG >I GOT ENOUGH TO WORRY ABOUT WITH THE FEDS UP MY ASS AND NOW I GOTTA HEAR FROM GEORGIE THAT YOU GOT SOME, SOME F------ JAPANESE KIDDIE P--- SAVE ON YA F----- COMPUTAH >Tone, they're just drawing- >SHUT UP >>130181086 # I Anonymous 03/01/20(Sun)23:22:45 No.130181086 >>130180916 # >tone she's actually 900 years old in the story -- >SHUT UP
| Anonymous 03/01/20(Sun)23:18:14 No.130180916 DB8B5BA4-01C6-48BC-BB00-F182F177134C.jpg 135 KB JPG >I GOT ENOUGH TO WORRY ABOUT WITH THE FEDS UP MY ASS AND NOW I GOTTA HEAR FROM GEORGIE THAT YOU GOT SOME, SOME F------ JAPANESE KIDDIE P--- SAVE ON YA F----- COMPUTAH >Tone, they're just drawing- >SHUT UP >>130181086 # I Anonymous 03/01/20(Sun)23:22:45 No.130181086 >>130180916 # >tone she's actually 900 years old in the story -- >SHUT UP

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Anon goes off the grid | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/15/21(Sat)20:57:57 No.63684304 >chief, this guy has no social media >no job record >no pictures >no girlfriend >he's a ghost 25 KB JPG 6 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 05/15/21(Sat)21:05:57 No.63684381 >>63684304 (OP) # >chief, we tried to pull a tail on him, but we cant even tell if hes got a car >he hasnt even got a drivers license on record >and when we looked for an address, the best we got was his mothers house >we did twenty days of surveillance and never saw him come in or out >we ended up pulling up old tax records, and we cant even find a single job on record >all we found is that, in 2019, he made $26 dollars trading on robinhood >no known associates, address, jobs, nothing >this guy's a pro >>63684489 #
: Anonymous 05/15/21(Sat)20:57:57 No.63684304 >chief, this guy has no social media >no job record >no pictures >no girlfriend >he's a ghost 25 KB JPG 6 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 05/15/21(Sat)21:05:57 No.63684381 >>63684304 (OP) # >chief, we tried to pull a tail on him, but we cant even tell if hes got a car >he hasnt even got a drivers license on record >and when we looked for an address, the best we got was his mothers house >we did twenty days of surveillance and never saw him come in or out >we ended up pulling up old tax records, and we cant even find a single job on record >all we found is that, in 2019, he made $26 dollars trading on robinhood >no known associates, address, jobs, nothing >this guy's a pro >>63684489 #

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Anon speaks zoomerish | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 7CIID90S )EA 11/17/21(Wed)06:23:12 No.348006817 unknown.2.png 1.42 MB PNG ay no cap fr tho yall cheugys be hella str8 sussin rn fr tho on god on god cuh deadass suss, whole mfing mood rn vibe check bruh no cap l'm dead rn keep in hundred str8 bussin bussin belee dat >>348006924 # >>348007175 # >>348007205 # >>348007569 # >>348008595 # >>348024510 # >>348025067 # >>348026384 # >>348028946 # >>348030252 # >>348033973 # >>348035200 # 348041593 #
: Anonymous (ID: 7CIID90S )EA 11/17/21(Wed)06:23:12 No.348006817 unknown.2.png 1.42 MB PNG ay no cap fr tho yall cheugys be hella str8 sussin rn fr tho on god on god cuh deadass suss, whole mfing mood rn vibe check bruh no cap l'm dead rn keep in hundred str8 bussin bussin belee dat >>348006924 # >>348007175 # >>348007205 # >>348007569 # >>348008595 # >>348024510 # >>348025067 # >>348026384 # >>348028946 # >>348030252 # >>348033973 # >>348035200 # 348041593 #

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Anon wants to achieve "safe black" status | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous A 04/06/22(Wed)09:45:12 No.162546654 >tfw deep down I know that non- blacks are extra cautious around at least 99% of black people How do I achieve 'safe black' status? I wear glasses, but I don't know if that helps. 23 KB JPG : Anonymous [-104/06/22(Wed)09:47:31 No.162546691 Embrace it, being feared is better than being loved. >>162546775 # >>162547596 #
: Anonymous A 04/06/22(Wed)09:45:12 No.162546654 >tfw deep down I know that non- blacks are extra cautious around at least 99% of black people How do I achieve 'safe black' status? I wear glasses, but I don't know if that helps. 23 KB JPG : Anonymous [-104/06/22(Wed)09:47:31 No.162546691 Embrace it, being feared is better than being loved. >>162546775 # >>162547596 #

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The Alliance | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/22/21(Sun)23:50:39 No.86161127 ss.jpg 60 KB JPG >the rats have unionized
: Anonymous 08/22/21(Sun)23:50:39 No.86161127 ss.jpg 60 KB JPG >the rats have unionized

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Anon watches ASMR | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/06/22(Wed)12:07:49 No.68093202 >female ASMR YouTuber makes a video with her boyfriend/husband >forced to unsubscribe I have had to do this to 3 ASMRtists that I really liked so far 471 KB GIF
: Anonymous 04/06/22(Wed)12:07:49 No.68093202 >female ASMR YouTuber makes a video with her boyfriend/husband >forced to unsubscribe I have had to do this to 3 ASMRtists that I really liked so far 471 KB GIF

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Anon prefers Hunting | /r/Greentext

Bloodhorne 1646140240761.jpg 42 KB JPG >not even Elden Ring and all the hype behind it could dethrone Bloodborne as the fan favorite REALLY? what does fromsoftware have to do at this point?
Bloodhorne 1646140240761.jpg 42 KB JPG >not even Elden Ring and all the hype behind it could dethrone Bloodborne as the fan favorite REALLY? what does fromsoftware have to do at this point?

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Anon finds true love | /r/Greentext

:Anonymous 04/11/19(Thu)12:12:29 No.51884540 images (20).jpg 28 KB JPG Here's a story about me and a cashier in a McDonald's at my town. >Be 14 >Go to Macca's for morning breakfast >6.5/10 qt cashier >At first simply takes my order >Only later on greets me every time I come >Keeps on going for 3 years >Her greetings become more and more friendly >Still works there >Yesterday when I leave the store she waves bye bye >Don't know how to react >quickly rush outside What zone am I in? 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 04/11/19(Thu)12:17:30 No.51884582 >>51884540 (OP) # >What zone am I in? autism
:Anonymous 04/11/19(Thu)12:12:29 No.51884540 images (20).jpg 28 KB JPG Here's a story about me and a cashier in a McDonald's at my town. >Be 14 >Go to Macca's for morning breakfast >6.5/10 qt cashier >At first simply takes my order >Only later on greets me every time I come >Keeps on going for 3 years >Her greetings become more and more friendly >Still works there >Yesterday when I leave the store she waves bye bye >Don't know how to react >quickly rush outside What zone am I in? 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 04/11/19(Thu)12:17:30 No.51884582 >>51884540 (OP) # >What zone am I in? autism

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Anon figures out original sin | /r/Greentext

>> O Anonymous (ID: Teout4Zg) 12/05/18(Wed)02:47:40 No.12005555 >12005564 >>12005580 >>12005582 >>12005602 >>12005606 >>12005650 >>12005664 >>12005702 >>12005818 >>12005921 >>12006162 >>12006338 >>12006397 >>12006418 >>12006434 >>12006581 >>12006738 >>12006784 >>12006787 >>12006789 >>12006923 >a snake's mouth looks like a vagina So this is what they meant by a serpent deceiving Adam.
>> O Anonymous (ID: Teout4Zg) 12/05/18(Wed)02:47:40 No.12005555 >12005564 >>12005580 >>12005582 >>12005602 >>12005606 >>12005650 >>12005664 >>12005702 >>12005818 >>12005921 >>12006162 >>12006338 >>12006397 >>12006418 >>12006434 >>12006581 >>12006738 >>12006784 >>12006787 >>12006789 >>12006923 >a snake's mouth looks like a vagina So this is what they meant by a serpent deceiving Adam.

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Some men just want to watch the world burn | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Movie idea 07/29/21(Thu)13:47:06 No.154240634 >aliens come to earth >tell humanity that it must choose one of its races to be eliminated before they share their knowledge and tech >a worldwide anonymous poll is held where you just have to think of which race to get rid of (none is 20 KB JPG an option as well) >plot twist: as the poll ends everyone who voted for a certain race gets a corresponding symbol tattooed on their face >aliens instantly leave without purging anyone or saying a word >chaos ensues
: Anonymous Movie idea 07/29/21(Thu)13:47:06 No.154240634 >aliens come to earth >tell humanity that it must choose one of its races to be eliminated before they share their knowledge and tech >a worldwide anonymous poll is held where you just have to think of which race to get rid of (none is 20 KB JPG an option as well) >plot twist: as the poll ends everyone who voted for a certain race gets a corresponding symbol tattooed on their face >aliens instantly leave without purging anyone or saying a word >chaos ensues

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Anon plays dark souls | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/27/19(Wed)10:05:42 No.452606560 1000 2000 3000 5000 10 000 5000 500 1000 2000 5000 5000 7500 12 500 20 000 25 000 souls.png 72 KB PNG >dark souls >the souls are white
: Anonymous 02/27/19(Wed)10:05:42 No.452606560 1000 2000 3000 5000 10 000 5000 500 1000 2000 5000 5000 7500 12 500 20 000 25 000 souls.png 72 KB PNG >dark souls >the souls are white

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Anon gets a job | /r/Greentext


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Anon has dads. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/06/22(Wed)10:16:16 No.68095277 Here's a picture of the two gay men who adopted me when my abusive mother abandoned me as a young boy. >Be 6 at the time >Spent most of my childhood being abused and neglected by evil mom >One day she got drunk and high and 63 KB JPG locked me in a wardrobe >I was hungry and the loud party music upset me >I cried all night while she f----- random teens and smoked weed >Her a------ boyfriend burned me with a cigar when I wouldn't stop crying >Mom got angry at my crying again so she threw me out in the streets >I was literally a toddler wandering the streets of West Belfast at night >Can't exactly remember what happened but the Police found me >A year later I was adopted by my two gay dads >Best parents ever >Never harmed me in any way >treated me like a king >Provided me the best quality of life >Always supported me >They never treated me differently for being heterosexual I have two stem degrees and my own house. And I'm currently dating a beautiful French Canadian woman. I was always told that "women are the motherly and empathetic sex" but yet two gay men saved my life from my psycho mother. Explain this "fem"bots?
Anonymous 04/06/22(Wed)10:16:16 No.68095277 Here's a picture of the two gay men who adopted me when my abusive mother abandoned me as a young boy. >Be 6 at the time >Spent most of my childhood being abused and neglected by evil mom >One day she got drunk and high and 63 KB JPG locked me in a wardrobe >I was hungry and the loud party music upset me >I cried all night while she f----- random teens and smoked weed >Her a------ boyfriend burned me with a cigar when I wouldn't stop crying >Mom got angry at my crying again so she threw me out in the streets >I was literally a toddler wandering the streets of West Belfast at night >Can't exactly remember what happened but the Police found me >A year later I was adopted by my two gay dads >Best parents ever >Never harmed me in any way >treated me like a king >Provided me the best quality of life >Always supported me >They never treated me differently for being heterosexual I have two stem degrees and my own house. And I'm currently dating a beautiful French Canadian woman. I was always told that "women are the motherly and empathetic sex" but yet two gay men saved my life from my psycho mother. Explain this "fem"bots?

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Anon goes to bathroom. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/11/19(Thu)10:28:51 No.797138842 >be me, 19 >in college >arrive at college before class started, needed to s--- before first class >get to the bathroom and open the door >prof is in there s-------, door wide open >w--.jpg 48 KB JPG >stare at each other for a few secs >he holds his hand out to close the door >i shake his hand
: Anonymous 04/11/19(Thu)10:28:51 No.797138842 >be me, 19 >in college >arrive at college before class started, needed to s--- before first class >get to the bathroom and open the door >prof is in there s-------, door wide open >w--.jpg 48 KB JPG >stare at each other for a few secs >he holds his hand out to close the door >i shake his hand

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Anon is a professional | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/13/22(Thu)15:10:56 No.870598958 >be me >be 15 or 23 or 36 or whatever >girl squeezes my dinger >"Let's have sexy interclock with me" >"Yes" >put my dinger in her front bottom >jiggly jiggly 69 KB JPG >spluff in her kazoogie >ok bananas 1 Reply View Thread
: Anonymous 01/13/22(Thu)15:10:56 No.870598958 >be me >be 15 or 23 or 36 or whatever >girl squeezes my dinger >"Let's have sexy interclock with me" >"Yes" >put my dinger in her front bottom >jiggly jiggly 69 KB JPG >spluff in her kazoogie >ok bananas 1 Reply View Thread

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