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Anonymous No.24398313 15 minutes ago >want to make more friends but timid and not sure how >start searching online and chatting with people around the world >find a local group that seems anti-social and hating degeneracy >soundsgud@aol.com >invite me to join their club >two days later, cops show up at my house, want to ask me questions Turns out I joined ISIS by mistake. Will this hurt my chances of getting a GF 1 reply
Anonymous No.24398313 15 minutes ago >want to make more friends but timid and not sure how >start searching online and chatting with people around the world >find a local group that seems anti-social and hating degeneracy >soundsgud@aol.com >invite me to join their club >two days later, cops show up at my house, want to ask me questions Turns out I joined ISIS by mistake. Will this hurt my chances of getting a GF 1 reply

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Anon forgot about life being real. | /r/Greentext

O Am I autistic? Anonymous 07/ >walk into Subway by myself >forget im in real life >see white woman >audibly say "white woman spotted"
O Am I autistic? Anonymous 07/ >walk into Subway by myself >forget im in real life >see white woman >audibly say "white woman spotted"

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anon meets obama | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/06/22(Wed)19:49:56 No.875808420 i had a nightmare about obama last night > in dreamland > be in walmart > cake section > see mr obama browsing the 50 KB JPG shelves > pull my pants down in shock > approach him > ask him a question about the cheesecake we were looking at > he cups my cheek > "i havent washed my ass in weeks, they call me cheesecake" > wake up in a cold sweat
: Anonymous 04/06/22(Wed)19:49:56 No.875808420 i had a nightmare about obama last night > in dreamland > be in walmart > cake section > see mr obama browsing the 50 KB JPG shelves > pull my pants down in shock > approach him > ask him a question about the cheesecake we were looking at > he cups my cheek > "i havent washed my ass in weeks, they call me cheesecake" > wake up in a cold sweat

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Hank’s Influence | /r/Greentext

>back in high school >group of kids do nothing but talk like hank hill >imagine a dozen f------ hank hills >have some anti drug rally >guy starts saying some reasons kids get lured into drugs >kid raises hand and says "why do drugs when you can just mow a lawn" >group praises him by saying "taste the meat not the heat" >guy legitimately has no idea what to reply, "next question"s it
>back in high school >group of kids do nothing but talk like hank hill >imagine a dozen f------ hank hills >have some anti drug rally >guy starts saying some reasons kids get lured into drugs >kid raises hand and says "why do drugs when you can just mow a lawn" >group praises him by saying "taste the meat not the heat" >guy legitimately has no idea what to reply, "next question"s it

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anon has a question | /r/Greentext

File: first black president.jpg (11 KB, 480x360) Anonymous (ID: tOWidatY [Reply] > 02/06/18(Tue)23:25:28 No.159548327 >played jazz sax >could reliably hoop a free throw >ordered fried chicken on every Airforce One flight >almost lost his job over some phat white ass Was Bill Clinton the first black president?
File: first black president.jpg (11 KB, 480x360) Anonymous (ID: tOWidatY [Reply] > 02/06/18(Tue)23:25:28 No.159548327 >played jazz sax >could reliably hoop a free throw >ordered fried chicken on every Airforce One flight >almost lost his job over some phat white ass Was Bill Clinton the first black president?

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A girl in Anons class pisses off all the other girls | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/27/21(Mon)15:12:38 No.869420178 >be me in high school >Like 12 or 13 years ago but still remember this clear as day >In biology class and somehow the topic of blood diamonds come up and the fake rarity of diamonds >The girl sitting next to me starts saying how pointless and horrible it is for women to expect their men to drop so much money on something that comes from slavery, isn't even rare and is especially pointless >The rest of the girls in the class start lashing out at her, she 28 KB JPG then says >"C'mon ladies this is ridiculous, do you love your man or his money?" >All the girls got quiet and there was an awkward silence for like 30 seconds before the teacher changed the subject and went back to normal class discussions I still think about this, I still see that girl sometimes and she's still really cool, one of the few women I actually have alot of respect for
: Anonymous 12/27/21(Mon)15:12:38 No.869420178 >be me in high school >Like 12 or 13 years ago but still remember this clear as day >In biology class and somehow the topic of blood diamonds come up and the fake rarity of diamonds >The girl sitting next to me starts saying how pointless and horrible it is for women to expect their men to drop so much money on something that comes from slavery, isn't even rare and is especially pointless >The rest of the girls in the class start lashing out at her, she 28 KB JPG then says >"C'mon ladies this is ridiculous, do you love your man or his money?" >All the girls got quiet and there was an awkward silence for like 30 seconds before the teacher changed the subject and went back to normal class discussions I still think about this, I still see that girl sometimes and she's still really cool, one of the few women I actually have alot of respect for

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tax evasion | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/16/18(Sat)23:38:28 No.46166727 >>46166446 # >Be at your house shitposting and watching animu >Doorknoking.wav >ask who is. 65 KB PNG >"FBI we are looking for anon, we need to make him some questions" >Its me but show me an id >open a little bit the door to see ID. >Feds show id >"Sorry but i dont know if those are real, i never saw a fbi badge before" >"This ones are real Anon, can you open anon?" >"Sorry i dont trust you, are you armed?" >"Yes, we are special agents". >"Ok, show me the guns" >Fed show the guns. >Close the door, call the 911, tell them two armed guys are trying to brake into my house. >Cops arrive, ask for id to feds. >black special agent reach to his wallet to show badge. got shot 4 times by local police. >mfw
: Anonymous 06/16/18(Sat)23:38:28 No.46166727 >>46166446 # >Be at your house shitposting and watching animu >Doorknoking.wav >ask who is. 65 KB PNG >"FBI we are looking for anon, we need to make him some questions" >Its me but show me an id >open a little bit the door to see ID. >Feds show id >"Sorry but i dont know if those are real, i never saw a fbi badge before" >"This ones are real Anon, can you open anon?" >"Sorry i dont trust you, are you armed?" >"Yes, we are special agents". >"Ok, show me the guns" >Fed show the guns. >Close the door, call the 911, tell them two armed guys are trying to brake into my house. >Cops arrive, ask for id to feds. >black special agent reach to his wallet to show badge. got shot 4 times by local police. >mfw

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Anon has a sister. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/07/22(Thu)04:03:08 No.68107186 >sister and her friend are jumping loudly on her bed again 90 KB PNG
Anonymous 04/07/22(Thu)04:03:08 No.68107186 >sister and her friend are jumping loudly on her bed again 90 KB PNG

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Anon and his friend are high | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/15/20(Sat)12:46:58 No.834284565 >smoking weed with roommate >stoned like a biblical w---- >munchies >no food at the apartment >call up pizza place >30 minutes later >someone knocks on our front 165 KB PNG door >roommate and I start freaking out >think were gonna get arrested >open door >pizza guy with a dumb look on his face >roommate behind me says "what seems to be the problem officer?" >mfw
: Anonymous 08/15/20(Sat)12:46:58 No.834284565 >smoking weed with roommate >stoned like a biblical w---- >munchies >no food at the apartment >call up pizza place >30 minutes later >someone knocks on our front 165 KB PNG door >roommate and I start freaking out >think were gonna get arrested >open door >pizza guy with a dumb look on his face >roommate behind me says "what seems to be the problem officer?" >mfw

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Anon watches morbius | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/06/22(Wed)16:15:31 No.875815486 >be me >go to see morbius as I heard it's really good >get there and the theater is flooded with MORBIUS people >every single sentence morbius speaks is greeted by audience applause JARDART J 375 KB JPG >movie is the best thing I've ever seen >some people were masturbating to the greatness >I also masturbated >movie is over >everyone starts a group suicide as nothing will be greater than morbius >I kill myself with them Overall 8/10 could've been beter
: Anonymous 04/06/22(Wed)16:15:31 No.875815486 >be me >go to see morbius as I heard it's really good >get there and the theater is flooded with MORBIUS people >every single sentence morbius speaks is greeted by audience applause JARDART J 375 KB JPG >movie is the best thing I've ever seen >some people were masturbating to the greatness >I also masturbated >movie is over >everyone starts a group suicide as nothing will be greater than morbius >I kill myself with them Overall 8/10 could've been beter

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Anon enjoys the little things | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/14/21(Tue)13:09:11 No.570829076 >Playing MMO >Walk up to rando >Start jumping >They jump too It's the little things, lads. 50 KB JPG
: Anonymous 09/14/21(Tue)13:09:11 No.570829076 >Playing MMO >Walk up to rando >Start jumping >They jump too It's the little things, lads. 50 KB JPG

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Anon regrets hiring | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/20/18(Sat)18:45:44 No.782838699 ITT stories from fast food jobs l'll start >be me >manager at burger king >regular guy who washes the dishes and s--- like that quits >announce that we're hiring >some girl sends in application >read her personal info >do background check >we hire her >this bitch yells at us when she comes in for the first day >feminist >says "do you think I'm just a dishwasher?" >say yes because that's what she applied for >visible_rage.jpg >leaves the store >mfw
Anonymous 10/20/18(Sat)18:45:44 No.782838699 ITT stories from fast food jobs l'll start >be me >manager at burger king >regular guy who washes the dishes and s--- like that quits >announce that we're hiring >some girl sends in application >read her personal info >do background check >we hire her >this bitch yells at us when she comes in for the first day >feminist >says "do you think I'm just a dishwasher?" >say yes because that's what she applied for >visible_rage.jpg >leaves the store >mfw

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Anon looks in the mirror | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/06/22(Wed)17:25:30 No.68096016 Usa B96A2D7C-2372-407D-9058-43AEA468E144.gif 454 KB GIF >buy a nice jacket >get ready to go to class next day >take a shower, wash my face with cleanser, put moisturizer on >get dressed, put on my new jacket >look at the mirror >day ruined, skip all of my classes I am tired of my appearance ruining my days. I want to get past this and start living.
: Anonymous 04/06/22(Wed)17:25:30 No.68096016 Usa B96A2D7C-2372-407D-9058-43AEA468E144.gif 454 KB GIF >buy a nice jacket >get ready to go to class next day >take a shower, wash my face with cleanser, put moisturizer on >get dressed, put on my new jacket >look at the mirror >day ruined, skip all of my classes I am tired of my appearance ruining my days. I want to get past this and start living.

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Anon is in disbelief. | /r/Greentext

Made In Kenya cars, BJ-50. They costs only KShs487,000 ($4,505.42) each. Laikipia County 1:02 PM · Aug 29, 2020 · Twitter for Android 2.5K Retweets and comments 3.6K Likes 1645583685293.jpg 484 KB JPG what do you think of wakandas auto industry? : Anonymous (ID: spmSZSou 04/06/22(Wed)12:40:27 No.371476461 : Anonymous (ID: LWIRmlpO 04/06/22(Wed)12:40:37 No.371476476 >>371476642 # >>371479117 # >>371480182 # >>371489256 # >>371491419 # : Anonymous (ID: Iz62gnjO ) 04/06/22(Wed)12:41:22 No.371476568 >>371476358 (OP) # Kenya believe it? 35 KB JPG >>371476668 # >>371476782 # >>371477844 # >>371478229 # >>371479194 # >>371479677 # >>371479720 # >>371480010 # >>371480249 # >>371480543 # Aboards.4chan.org
Made In Kenya cars, BJ-50. They costs only KShs487,000 ($4,505.42) each. Laikipia County 1:02 PM · Aug 29, 2020 · Twitter for Android 2.5K Retweets and comments 3.6K Likes 1645583685293.jpg 484 KB JPG what do you think of wakandas auto industry? : Anonymous (ID: spmSZSou 04/06/22(Wed)12:40:27 No.371476461 : Anonymous (ID: LWIRmlpO 04/06/22(Wed)12:40:37 No.371476476 >>371476642 # >>371479117 # >>371480182 # >>371489256 # >>371491419 # : Anonymous (ID: Iz62gnjO ) 04/06/22(Wed)12:41:22 No.371476568 >>371476358 (OP) # Kenya believe it? 35 KB JPG >>371476668 # >>371476782 # >>371477844 # >>371478229 # >>371479194 # >>371479677 # >>371479720 # >>371480010 # >>371480249 # >>371480543 # Aboards.4chan.org

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Anon talks about something, purely hypothetically | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 1EYKHtel ) IA 12/28/21(Tue)14:59:00 No.353967384 I'm not saying there IS a superior race, but if there were; >other peoples would clamour to live in that race's nations >other women would go to great lengths to "trade up" for men of that 34 KB PNG race >men of all other races would lust pathetically after the females of the hypothetical superior race >the jealously and resentment this breeds would lead other races to constantly feel threatened just by the theoretical superior race's presence >oh and everyone on the planet would speak their language, wear their clothing and trade in their money Purely hypothetically >>353967610 # >>353972545 #
: Anonymous (ID: 1EYKHtel ) IA 12/28/21(Tue)14:59:00 No.353967384 I'm not saying there IS a superior race, but if there were; >other peoples would clamour to live in that race's nations >other women would go to great lengths to "trade up" for men of that 34 KB PNG race >men of all other races would lust pathetically after the females of the hypothetical superior race >the jealously and resentment this breeds would lead other races to constantly feel threatened just by the theoretical superior race's presence >oh and everyone on the planet would speak their language, wear their clothing and trade in their money Purely hypothetically >>353967610 # >>353972545 #

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Anon is a NPC | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/10/21(Mon)07:51:26 No.63603986 >At work >Known at work as the guy who collects lighters >Coworker gives me a lighter he found >"Aw nice, thanks bro." 624 KB PNG >Opinion of that person went up in my mind >Think about it later that day >Realize I'm a 'collect x amount of y" npc >mfw
: Anonymous 05/10/21(Mon)07:51:26 No.63603986 >At work >Known at work as the guy who collects lighters >Coworker gives me a lighter he found >"Aw nice, thanks bro." 624 KB PNG >Opinion of that person went up in my mind >Think about it later that day >Realize I'm a 'collect x amount of y" npc >mfw

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anon plays daggerfall | /r/Greentext

Daggerfall daggerfall-unity-skeleton.jpg 265 KB JPG >the year is 2003 >I get daggerfall on grandma's PC >Play for 3 weeks >Never realize you can fast travel Wasted so much of my f------ life as a kid
Daggerfall daggerfall-unity-skeleton.jpg 265 KB JPG >the year is 2003 >I get daggerfall on grandma's PC >Play for 3 weeks >Never realize you can fast travel Wasted so much of my f------ life as a kid

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