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Anonymous 04/07/22(Thu)04:03:08 No.68107186 >sister and her friend are jumping loudly on her bed again 90 KB PNG
Anonymous 04/07/22(Thu)04:03:08 No.68107186 >sister and her friend are jumping loudly on her bed again 90 KB PNG

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Anon and his friend are high | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/15/20(Sat)12:46:58 No.834284565 >smoking weed with roommate >stoned like a biblical w---- >munchies >no food at the apartment >call up pizza place >30 minutes later >someone knocks on our front 165 KB PNG door >roommate and I start freaking out >think were gonna get arrested >open door >pizza guy with a dumb look on his face >roommate behind me says "what seems to be the problem officer?" >mfw
: Anonymous 08/15/20(Sat)12:46:58 No.834284565 >smoking weed with roommate >stoned like a biblical w---- >munchies >no food at the apartment >call up pizza place >30 minutes later >someone knocks on our front 165 KB PNG door >roommate and I start freaking out >think were gonna get arrested >open door >pizza guy with a dumb look on his face >roommate behind me says "what seems to be the problem officer?" >mfw

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Anon watches morbius | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/06/22(Wed)16:15:31 No.875815486 >be me >go to see morbius as I heard it's really good >get there and the theater is flooded with MORBIUS people >every single sentence morbius speaks is greeted by audience applause JARDART J 375 KB JPG >movie is the best thing I've ever seen >some people were masturbating to the greatness >I also masturbated >movie is over >everyone starts a group suicide as nothing will be greater than morbius >I kill myself with them Overall 8/10 could've been beter
: Anonymous 04/06/22(Wed)16:15:31 No.875815486 >be me >go to see morbius as I heard it's really good >get there and the theater is flooded with MORBIUS people >every single sentence morbius speaks is greeted by audience applause JARDART J 375 KB JPG >movie is the best thing I've ever seen >some people were masturbating to the greatness >I also masturbated >movie is over >everyone starts a group suicide as nothing will be greater than morbius >I kill myself with them Overall 8/10 could've been beter

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Anon enjoys the little things | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/14/21(Tue)13:09:11 No.570829076 >Playing MMO >Walk up to rando >Start jumping >They jump too It's the little things, lads. 50 KB JPG
: Anonymous 09/14/21(Tue)13:09:11 No.570829076 >Playing MMO >Walk up to rando >Start jumping >They jump too It's the little things, lads. 50 KB JPG

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Anon regrets hiring | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/20/18(Sat)18:45:44 No.782838699 ITT stories from fast food jobs l'll start >be me >manager at burger king >regular guy who washes the dishes and s--- like that quits >announce that we're hiring >some girl sends in application >read her personal info >do background check >we hire her >this bitch yells at us when she comes in for the first day >feminist >says "do you think I'm just a dishwasher?" >say yes because that's what she applied for >visible_rage.jpg >leaves the store >mfw
Anonymous 10/20/18(Sat)18:45:44 No.782838699 ITT stories from fast food jobs l'll start >be me >manager at burger king >regular guy who washes the dishes and s--- like that quits >announce that we're hiring >some girl sends in application >read her personal info >do background check >we hire her >this bitch yells at us when she comes in for the first day >feminist >says "do you think I'm just a dishwasher?" >say yes because that's what she applied for >visible_rage.jpg >leaves the store >mfw

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Anon looks in the mirror | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/06/22(Wed)17:25:30 No.68096016 Usa B96A2D7C-2372-407D-9058-43AEA468E144.gif 454 KB GIF >buy a nice jacket >get ready to go to class next day >take a shower, wash my face with cleanser, put moisturizer on >get dressed, put on my new jacket >look at the mirror >day ruined, skip all of my classes I am tired of my appearance ruining my days. I want to get past this and start living.
: Anonymous 04/06/22(Wed)17:25:30 No.68096016 Usa B96A2D7C-2372-407D-9058-43AEA468E144.gif 454 KB GIF >buy a nice jacket >get ready to go to class next day >take a shower, wash my face with cleanser, put moisturizer on >get dressed, put on my new jacket >look at the mirror >day ruined, skip all of my classes I am tired of my appearance ruining my days. I want to get past this and start living.

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Anon is in disbelief. | /r/Greentext

Made In Kenya cars, BJ-50. They costs only KShs487,000 ($4,505.42) each. Laikipia County 1:02 PM · Aug 29, 2020 · Twitter for Android 2.5K Retweets and comments 3.6K Likes 1645583685293.jpg 484 KB JPG what do you think of wakandas auto industry? : Anonymous (ID: spmSZSou 04/06/22(Wed)12:40:27 No.371476461 : Anonymous (ID: LWIRmlpO 04/06/22(Wed)12:40:37 No.371476476 >>371476642 # >>371479117 # >>371480182 # >>371489256 # >>371491419 # : Anonymous (ID: Iz62gnjO ) 04/06/22(Wed)12:41:22 No.371476568 >>371476358 (OP) # Kenya believe it? 35 KB JPG >>371476668 # >>371476782 # >>371477844 # >>371478229 # >>371479194 # >>371479677 # >>371479720 # >>371480010 # >>371480249 # >>371480543 # Aboards.4chan.org
Made In Kenya cars, BJ-50. They costs only KShs487,000 ($4,505.42) each. Laikipia County 1:02 PM · Aug 29, 2020 · Twitter for Android 2.5K Retweets and comments 3.6K Likes 1645583685293.jpg 484 KB JPG what do you think of wakandas auto industry? : Anonymous (ID: spmSZSou 04/06/22(Wed)12:40:27 No.371476461 : Anonymous (ID: LWIRmlpO 04/06/22(Wed)12:40:37 No.371476476 >>371476642 # >>371479117 # >>371480182 # >>371489256 # >>371491419 # : Anonymous (ID: Iz62gnjO ) 04/06/22(Wed)12:41:22 No.371476568 >>371476358 (OP) # Kenya believe it? 35 KB JPG >>371476668 # >>371476782 # >>371477844 # >>371478229 # >>371479194 # >>371479677 # >>371479720 # >>371480010 # >>371480249 # >>371480543 # Aboards.4chan.org

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Anon talks about something, purely hypothetically | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 1EYKHtel ) IA 12/28/21(Tue)14:59:00 No.353967384 I'm not saying there IS a superior race, but if there were; >other peoples would clamour to live in that race's nations >other women would go to great lengths to "trade up" for men of that 34 KB PNG race >men of all other races would lust pathetically after the females of the hypothetical superior race >the jealously and resentment this breeds would lead other races to constantly feel threatened just by the theoretical superior race's presence >oh and everyone on the planet would speak their language, wear their clothing and trade in their money Purely hypothetically >>353967610 # >>353972545 #
: Anonymous (ID: 1EYKHtel ) IA 12/28/21(Tue)14:59:00 No.353967384 I'm not saying there IS a superior race, but if there were; >other peoples would clamour to live in that race's nations >other women would go to great lengths to "trade up" for men of that 34 KB PNG race >men of all other races would lust pathetically after the females of the hypothetical superior race >the jealously and resentment this breeds would lead other races to constantly feel threatened just by the theoretical superior race's presence >oh and everyone on the planet would speak their language, wear their clothing and trade in their money Purely hypothetically >>353967610 # >>353972545 #

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Anon is a NPC | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/10/21(Mon)07:51:26 No.63603986 >At work >Known at work as the guy who collects lighters >Coworker gives me a lighter he found >"Aw nice, thanks bro." 624 KB PNG >Opinion of that person went up in my mind >Think about it later that day >Realize I'm a 'collect x amount of y" npc >mfw
: Anonymous 05/10/21(Mon)07:51:26 No.63603986 >At work >Known at work as the guy who collects lighters >Coworker gives me a lighter he found >"Aw nice, thanks bro." 624 KB PNG >Opinion of that person went up in my mind >Think about it later that day >Realize I'm a 'collect x amount of y" npc >mfw

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anon plays daggerfall | /r/Greentext

Daggerfall daggerfall-unity-skeleton.jpg 265 KB JPG >the year is 2003 >I get daggerfall on grandma's PC >Play for 3 weeks >Never realize you can fast travel Wasted so much of my f------ life as a kid
Daggerfall daggerfall-unity-skeleton.jpg 265 KB JPG >the year is 2003 >I get daggerfall on grandma's PC >Play for 3 weeks >Never realize you can fast travel Wasted so much of my f------ life as a kid

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Anon learns his lesson | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 10/27/21(Wed)16:31:27 No.865646417 >865647105 File: 23323AF2-AE9B-4FF6-8BA6-5(..).jpg (236 KB, 1040x732) >>865646348 >fast forward to last Tuesday >in school >basic white bitch who always bothers me enters the scene >"hey can I see your phone?" >for some reason say yes >she does some s--- >she says she has my IP and brags about it >home >in bed >look up to see her staring in through the window >imonthe2ndfloor.jpeg >nearly s--- my pants >scream for help >my voice is a whisper >my mom yells my name back, almost annoyed I was screaming >wake up at around 4am >it was all a dream and I wasn't being stalked >I lay back down under my blanket an think about what happened. >l now know what it feels like getting doxxed >l promise myself to never dox again >mfw I actually learned my lesson
O Anonymous 10/27/21(Wed)16:31:27 No.865646417 >865647105 File: 23323AF2-AE9B-4FF6-8BA6-5(..).jpg (236 KB, 1040x732) >>865646348 >fast forward to last Tuesday >in school >basic white bitch who always bothers me enters the scene >"hey can I see your phone?" >for some reason say yes >she does some s--- >she says she has my IP and brags about it >home >in bed >look up to see her staring in through the window >imonthe2ndfloor.jpeg >nearly s--- my pants >scream for help >my voice is a whisper >my mom yells my name back, almost annoyed I was screaming >wake up at around 4am >it was all a dream and I wasn't being stalked >I lay back down under my blanket an think about what happened. >l now know what it feels like getting doxxed >l promise myself to never dox again >mfw I actually learned my lesson

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anon lives on the edge | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/24/21(Sat)06:31:14 No.64692433 >400 word essay due Wednesday >still haven't started it SEX MILD SUFFERING 77 KB JPG : Anonymous 07/24/21(Sat)06:32:51 No.64692447 >400 word essay With all due respect: You still in middle school? If so are you female and will you have sex with me? >>64692459 # >>64692487 #
: Anonymous 07/24/21(Sat)06:31:14 No.64692433 >400 word essay due Wednesday >still haven't started it SEX MILD SUFFERING 77 KB JPG : Anonymous 07/24/21(Sat)06:32:51 No.64692447 >400 word essay With all due respect: You still in middle school? If so are you female and will you have sex with me? >>64692459 # >>64692487 #

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anon is smart | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/12/18(Mon)13:59:08 No.406582149 If you could get your hands on a portal gun, what would be the first thing you would do? 1275764375518.jpg 38 KB JPG Be creative. : Anonymous 02/12/18(Mon)13:59:47 No.406582213 F--- my own ass. >>406582412 # >>406582496 # >>406582569 # >>406582576 # >>406582594 #
: Anonymous 02/12/18(Mon)13:59:08 No.406582149 If you could get your hands on a portal gun, what would be the first thing you would do? 1275764375518.jpg 38 KB JPG Be creative. : Anonymous 02/12/18(Mon)13:59:47 No.406582213 F--- my own ass. >>406582412 # >>406582496 # >>406582569 # >>406582576 # >>406582594 #

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Anon mains Regimeat | /r/Greentext

: Regimeat Regimeat 01/12/21 Неу >Flexes hard >S---- aggressively 25 KB JPG
: Regimeat Regimeat 01/12/21 Неу >Flexes hard >S---- aggressively 25 KB JPG

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Anon tried energy drinks | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/25/19(Mon)21:56:22 No.795913984 >be me, on deathbed from terminal cancer 5-hou KENERGY >drink 5 hour energy REGULAR STRENGTH >die 2 hours later What the f---? uar 31 KB JPG
: Anonymous 03/25/19(Mon)21:56:22 No.795913984 >be me, on deathbed from terminal cancer 5-hou KENERGY >drink 5 hour energy REGULAR STRENGTH >die 2 hours later What the f---? uar 31 KB JPG

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Anon is fixing a computer | /r/Greentext

Anonymous No.46107197 1 hour ago >fixing notebook for a ~70 years old lady >comes, pays, asks about gaming tier GPUS for her desktop >little took back I inquire about the price range and what games, solitaire, sudoku, puzzle games.. >nope, I play the Assasin >Assassin's creed? >yes, on my grandsons console, I just love Venice >she pauses >and killing people 3 replies
Anonymous No.46107197 1 hour ago >fixing notebook for a ~70 years old lady >comes, pays, asks about gaming tier GPUS for her desktop >little took back I inquire about the price range and what games, solitaire, sudoku, puzzle games.. >nope, I play the Assasin >Assassin's creed? >yes, on my grandsons console, I just love Venice >she pauses >and killing people 3 replies

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Christofah watches hentai | /r/Greentext

| Anonymous 03/01/20(Sun)23:18:14 No.130180916 DB8B5BA4-01C6-48BC-BB00-F182F177134C.jpg 135 KB JPG >I GOT ENOUGH TO WORRY ABOUT WITH THE FEDS UP MY ASS AND NOW I GOTTA HEAR FROM GEORGIE THAT YOU GOT SOME, SOME F------ JAPANESE KIDDIE P--- SAVE ON YA F----- COMPUTAH >Tone, they're just drawing- >SHUT UP >>130181086 # I Anonymous 03/01/20(Sun)23:22:45 No.130181086 >>130180916 # >tone she's actually 900 years old in the story -- >SHUT UP
| Anonymous 03/01/20(Sun)23:18:14 No.130180916 DB8B5BA4-01C6-48BC-BB00-F182F177134C.jpg 135 KB JPG >I GOT ENOUGH TO WORRY ABOUT WITH THE FEDS UP MY ASS AND NOW I GOTTA HEAR FROM GEORGIE THAT YOU GOT SOME, SOME F------ JAPANESE KIDDIE P--- SAVE ON YA F----- COMPUTAH >Tone, they're just drawing- >SHUT UP >>130181086 # I Anonymous 03/01/20(Sun)23:22:45 No.130181086 >>130180916 # >tone she's actually 900 years old in the story -- >SHUT UP

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Anon goes off the grid | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/15/21(Sat)20:57:57 No.63684304 >chief, this guy has no social media >no job record >no pictures >no girlfriend >he's a ghost 25 KB JPG 6 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 05/15/21(Sat)21:05:57 No.63684381 >>63684304 (OP) # >chief, we tried to pull a tail on him, but we cant even tell if hes got a car >he hasnt even got a drivers license on record >and when we looked for an address, the best we got was his mothers house >we did twenty days of surveillance and never saw him come in or out >we ended up pulling up old tax records, and we cant even find a single job on record >all we found is that, in 2019, he made $26 dollars trading on robinhood >no known associates, address, jobs, nothing >this guy's a pro >>63684489 #
: Anonymous 05/15/21(Sat)20:57:57 No.63684304 >chief, this guy has no social media >no job record >no pictures >no girlfriend >he's a ghost 25 KB JPG 6 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 05/15/21(Sat)21:05:57 No.63684381 >>63684304 (OP) # >chief, we tried to pull a tail on him, but we cant even tell if hes got a car >he hasnt even got a drivers license on record >and when we looked for an address, the best we got was his mothers house >we did twenty days of surveillance and never saw him come in or out >we ended up pulling up old tax records, and we cant even find a single job on record >all we found is that, in 2019, he made $26 dollars trading on robinhood >no known associates, address, jobs, nothing >this guy's a pro >>63684489 #

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