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: Anonymous 04/09/22(Sat)08:36:50 No.875971279 >be me >end up at gas station in b------ nowhere while traveling through the Midwest >ugliest man I've ever seen approaches my car >starts asking me questions >where am I going, what do I do 1.35 MB GIF for work etc >talk to him for a bit a see a retarded man running out one door and into another >he's fat and balding and has food stains all down his shirt >the man yells "Goddammit Gene I told you not go go in there" >hear a bunch of s--- breaking in the door retard went into >fat lady the size of my car comes waddling out with a stick >chases Gene out >Gene is now naked >Gene sees me and cannot comprehend his excitement to f--- up my day >starts moaning while bolting straight for me >l am in absolute disbelief and freeze because I'm trying to process this >l grab a windshield squeegee to hit him with >Gene spooks and runs off into the sunset >guy and lady get in truck to go after him >They don't come back >go inside and help myself to a bag of jerky and an Arizona tea and get in my car >cop pulls up and says "is it Gene again?" >l say yeah >cops radios "It's Gene" >takes off full speed already knowing which direction to go >how many times has this happened
: Anonymous 04/09/22(Sat)08:36:50 No.875971279 >be me >end up at gas station in b------ nowhere while traveling through the Midwest >ugliest man I've ever seen approaches my car >starts asking me questions >where am I going, what do I do 1.35 MB GIF for work etc >talk to him for a bit a see a retarded man running out one door and into another >he's fat and balding and has food stains all down his shirt >the man yells "Goddammit Gene I told you not go go in there" >hear a bunch of s--- breaking in the door retard went into >fat lady the size of my car comes waddling out with a stick >chases Gene out >Gene is now naked >Gene sees me and cannot comprehend his excitement to f--- up my day >starts moaning while bolting straight for me >l am in absolute disbelief and freeze because I'm trying to process this >l grab a windshield squeegee to hit him with >Gene spooks and runs off into the sunset >guy and lady get in truck to go after him >They don't come back >go inside and help myself to a bag of jerky and an Arizona tea and get in my car >cop pulls up and says "is it Gene again?" >l say yeah >cops radios "It's Gene" >takes off full speed already knowing which direction to go >how many times has this happened

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Anon is a hero | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: +THQPKC6) F--- women 03/19/19(Tue)17:48:03 No.13062252 >walking home >guy kicking gf, screaming >intervene, guy pulls knife >legit seething by this point, pick up a brick and threaten to kill him >runs towards me, trips a few metres away, still swirling knife 177 KB PNG around and catching legs >Slam brick into head, instead death, call police and explain situation >Femoid says I attacked her and bf tried to protect her >Could well have have been found guilty of murder but guy was caught on dash cam and femoid who isn't a psychotic pos told the truth >post tuxedo Pepe on 4chan like l'm smug about it while still cry about the incident 3 months later
: Anonymous (ID: +THQPKC6) F--- women 03/19/19(Tue)17:48:03 No.13062252 >walking home >guy kicking gf, screaming >intervene, guy pulls knife >legit seething by this point, pick up a brick and threaten to kill him >runs towards me, trips a few metres away, still swirling knife 177 KB PNG around and catching legs >Slam brick into head, instead death, call police and explain situation >Femoid says I attacked her and bf tried to protect her >Could well have have been found guilty of murder but guy was caught on dash cam and femoid who isn't a psychotic pos told the truth >post tuxedo Pepe on 4chan like l'm smug about it while still cry about the incident 3 months later

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Anon finds a Mormon | /r/Greentext

What is the worst thing you have ever done, anons? I like how this channel is the epitome of listening tu few sentences of people saying stuff and then going on unhinged rants extrapolated from nothing This guy is clearly very mascuine and alpha and cool Very smart guy Tataly not intecure at all. Show less BEPLY Highightit O Think Before Toe Sleep 1 hour ag Thanks You're right. I am the most alpha out of ll of the creators on this platform. >be me REPLY >on this board in 2015 >f------ loser in the military >hate myself 111 KB PNG >i find this c------- online >do research, digging around >eventually find out her actual identity >find out she is a mormon >find the facebooks of her entire family >pictures of her in subdresses on church steps >proceed to forward countless pictures and videos of her getting f----- by different men, of her fingering herself, etc to her entire extended family >after a day all of her various social medias are taken down I assumed her family rejected her after that.
What is the worst thing you have ever done, anons? I like how this channel is the epitome of listening tu few sentences of people saying stuff and then going on unhinged rants extrapolated from nothing This guy is clearly very mascuine and alpha and cool Very smart guy Tataly not intecure at all. Show less BEPLY Highightit O Think Before Toe Sleep 1 hour ag Thanks You're right. I am the most alpha out of ll of the creators on this platform. >be me REPLY >on this board in 2015 >f------ loser in the military >hate myself 111 KB PNG >i find this c------- online >do research, digging around >eventually find out her actual identity >find out she is a mormon >find the facebooks of her entire family >pictures of her in subdresses on church steps >proceed to forward countless pictures and videos of her getting f----- by different men, of her fingering herself, etc to her entire extended family >after a day all of her various social medias are taken down I assumed her family rejected her after that.

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Anon needs advice | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous unemployed and about to be kic(...) 04/09/22(Sat)15:08:50 No.68137837 >be me >22 >Still living with parents in bongland >had good job before Corona >Got let go 95 KB JPG >Parents moved to a small town >Got a job for an extremely dodgy security company >Quit because of many issues: company owner was a------/ his wife is in charge of payroll and refused to pay me correct amount several times/ tried to make me sign contracts for training I never received/ supplied me with 7 month expired fire extinguisher and didn't even supply a medkit (they still never actually gave me any formal training to do the job) >Been unemployed 2 months >Stepdad p----- >No jobs in my small ass town >Sets me an interview for security job 40 miles away that pays minimum wage >Tell him that what I would take home would barely cover fuel cost >Gets more p----- and threatens to kick me out unless I find a job soon What the f--- do I do
: Anonymous unemployed and about to be kic(...) 04/09/22(Sat)15:08:50 No.68137837 >be me >22 >Still living with parents in bongland >had good job before Corona >Got let go 95 KB JPG >Parents moved to a small town >Got a job for an extremely dodgy security company >Quit because of many issues: company owner was a------/ his wife is in charge of payroll and refused to pay me correct amount several times/ tried to make me sign contracts for training I never received/ supplied me with 7 month expired fire extinguisher and didn't even supply a medkit (they still never actually gave me any formal training to do the job) >Been unemployed 2 months >Stepdad p----- >No jobs in my small ass town >Sets me an interview for security job 40 miles away that pays minimum wage >Tell him that what I would take home would barely cover fuel cost >Gets more p----- and threatens to kick me out unless I find a job soon What the f--- do I do

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Anon vs. Boomers | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 04/08/22(Fri)23:56:20 No.875927078 >be me, 28, start a new job in a small delivery office >I'm the youngest guy there, working with a bunch of boomer men >whatever they're talking about, they get competitive about it >if one of them has a sore back then everyone else has to start one-upping about how their back is way worse >listen in on the coffee break banter, competition of today is who has the worst wife and worst marriage "What about you anon, any special lady in your life huh?" >I could turn this opportunity down, shrug and say no, but decide not to "I'm actually getting married next spring. Best woman I've ever met, she's had my back through some really bad times, and I'm gonna make sure we'll have good times too." >show them her picture, she's a f------ dime on atop of everything >go through a whole laundry list of all the ways she's none of the things they all just lamented all their wives are "Well she'll get bitter eventually." "Nah I won't let her. If she's mad we'll talk about it, if she's got a point we'll do something about it, and if she was mad for no reason she'll see that. She's great like that, best woman I've met, and that's why I'm marrying her." >the dudes listen without commenting because they can't one-up me on this one >go on for a few more minutes about all the ways how awesome she is, examples come easy because they're true >go on a f------ lecture about how much I love the love of my life and all the reasons why I love her >listing all the ways our relationship is great, including all the way it's the opposite of all the stuff they just complained about >go on for exactly as long as I think I can possibly annoy them, and then 0.1 seconds longer >once I'm finished one of them just nods "Alright then. Guess we'll see how that works out for you." >Silence lingers for like a whole minute until they can think of something new to complain and one-up each other about >mfw I started the Best F------ Wife competition and f------ won
O Anonymous 04/08/22(Fri)23:56:20 No.875927078 >be me, 28, start a new job in a small delivery office >I'm the youngest guy there, working with a bunch of boomer men >whatever they're talking about, they get competitive about it >if one of them has a sore back then everyone else has to start one-upping about how their back is way worse >listen in on the coffee break banter, competition of today is who has the worst wife and worst marriage "What about you anon, any special lady in your life huh?" >I could turn this opportunity down, shrug and say no, but decide not to "I'm actually getting married next spring. Best woman I've ever met, she's had my back through some really bad times, and I'm gonna make sure we'll have good times too." >show them her picture, she's a f------ dime on atop of everything >go through a whole laundry list of all the ways she's none of the things they all just lamented all their wives are "Well she'll get bitter eventually." "Nah I won't let her. If she's mad we'll talk about it, if she's got a point we'll do something about it, and if she was mad for no reason she'll see that. She's great like that, best woman I've met, and that's why I'm marrying her." >the dudes listen without commenting because they can't one-up me on this one >go on for a few more minutes about all the ways how awesome she is, examples come easy because they're true >go on a f------ lecture about how much I love the love of my life and all the reasons why I love her >listing all the ways our relationship is great, including all the way it's the opposite of all the stuff they just complained about >go on for exactly as long as I think I can possibly annoy them, and then 0.1 seconds longer >once I'm finished one of them just nods "Alright then. Guess we'll see how that works out for you." >Silence lingers for like a whole minute until they can think of something new to complain and one-up each other about >mfw I started the Best F------ Wife competition and f------ won

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We do a little trolling | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/28/21(Fri)16:52:46 No.63881475 > be me > go on omegle because i have no friends > start political arguments with рeople 81 KB PNG > 5 minutes in >i disconnect when they are half way through typing a response Top kek : Anonymous 05/28/21(Fri)16:55:10 No.63881497 >>63881475 (OP) # Extremely based Кeep it up OP 48 KB JPG
: Anonymous 05/28/21(Fri)16:52:46 No.63881475 > be me > go on omegle because i have no friends > start political arguments with рeople 81 KB PNG > 5 minutes in >i disconnect when they are half way through typing a response Top kek : Anonymous 05/28/21(Fri)16:55:10 No.63881497 >>63881475 (OP) # Extremely based Кeep it up OP 48 KB JPG

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He might be somewhere doing well or somewhere else underground | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/15/19(Tue)09:02:28 No.790057917 >be me >8 y/o >on bus home >really damn hungry >see much older kid (15) behind me open his hot dog >always been scared of older kids >hunger.mpg is using too much maybe the real rare Depes were the Inends we found along the way 12 KB JPG memory >"hey, can I please have a small bite?" >he turns to face me >doesn't utter a word, just smiles and hands me the whole hotdog >i grab it and sit back in my seat >happiest little f--- in the bus >22 now and I still regret not thanking that blessed soul Wherever you are, I hope you have a happy life my bro.
: Anonymous 01/15/19(Tue)09:02:28 No.790057917 >be me >8 y/o >on bus home >really damn hungry >see much older kid (15) behind me open his hot dog >always been scared of older kids >hunger.mpg is using too much maybe the real rare Depes were the Inends we found along the way 12 KB JPG memory >"hey, can I please have a small bite?" >he turns to face me >doesn't utter a word, just smiles and hands me the whole hotdog >i grab it and sit back in my seat >happiest little f--- in the bus >22 now and I still regret not thanking that blessed soul Wherever you are, I hope you have a happy life my bro.

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Anon hates women | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I hate women 02/11/22(Fri)17:29:17 No.67388393 >older sister calls me >older sister constantly cries about being f----- and dumped by chads on dating apps >younger sister calls me >younger sister constantly vents to me about boys she has a crush on >mom calls me >mom constantly cries to me about my dad >when I tell them "you are being annoying" they start crying harder and blaming me for being a horrible person 115 KB JPG >suddenly I am the bad guy >dad calls me >dad is the only one that asks me how I am doing
: Anonymous I hate women 02/11/22(Fri)17:29:17 No.67388393 >older sister calls me >older sister constantly cries about being f----- and dumped by chads on dating apps >younger sister calls me >younger sister constantly vents to me about boys she has a crush on >mom calls me >mom constantly cries to me about my dad >when I tell them "you are being annoying" they start crying harder and blaming me for being a horrible person 115 KB JPG >suddenly I am the bad guy >dad calls me >dad is the only one that asks me how I am doing

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Anon goes on Omegle | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/09/22(Sat)09:28:49 No.875956323 >be me >last night >bored at 12am so go on omegle biggest mistake ever >add some tags for games i like, add the Igbtq tag with intention of doing a little trolling >takes five minutes before i get sent an 58 KB PNG imgur link >literal cp >shut down my computer and disconnect my internet >go to sleep crying about whatever is wrong with this world am i gonna go to jail /b/?
: Anonymous 04/09/22(Sat)09:28:49 No.875956323 >be me >last night >bored at 12am so go on omegle biggest mistake ever >add some tags for games i like, add the Igbtq tag with intention of doing a little trolling >takes five minutes before i get sent an 58 KB PNG imgur link >literal cp >shut down my computer and disconnect my internet >go to sleep crying about whatever is wrong with this world am i gonna go to jail /b/?

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Anon thinks he is worth smth | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I deserve a gf 11/27/18(Tue)04:35:35 No.49522816 >l'm white >l'm young >l'm physically healthy >l'm not a manlet(over 6'0" / 183cm) >My peepee is 7x5in / 18x13cm >l have a strong sense of morality 120 KB JPG >l have a strong sense of honor >I have a favourable personality >l've been told I am handsome >l can protect my wife and offspring from predators >l can provide resources and coverture for my wife and children >l am good with children and would make a good father >I can cook >l'm a strong swimmer >l have good taste in anime I deserve a gf : Anonymous 11/27/18(Tue)07:56:21 No.49524715 >>49522816 (OP) # >l have good taste in anime. Thats how you dry up their p---- like a desert you autist.
: Anonymous I deserve a gf 11/27/18(Tue)04:35:35 No.49522816 >l'm white >l'm young >l'm physically healthy >l'm not a manlet(over 6'0" / 183cm) >My peepee is 7x5in / 18x13cm >l have a strong sense of morality 120 KB JPG >l have a strong sense of honor >I have a favourable personality >l've been told I am handsome >l can protect my wife and offspring from predators >l can provide resources and coverture for my wife and children >l am good with children and would make a good father >I can cook >l'm a strong swimmer >l have good taste in anime I deserve a gf : Anonymous 11/27/18(Tue)07:56:21 No.49524715 >>49522816 (OP) # >l have good taste in anime. Thats how you dry up their p---- like a desert you autist.

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anon archers | /r/Greentext

File: 1629358593815.png (379 KB, 500x492) >>59 Anonymous 04/08/22(Fri)15:11:33 No.594905576 WOMEN WANT ME FISH FEAR HE >archer character >arrow >DOUBLE ARROW >TRIPLE ARROW >FIRE ARROW >POISON ARROW >ARROW RAAAA AAAAIN >> Anonymous 04/08/22(Fri)15:13:37 No.594905714 >>594905576 (OP) >archer attacks with archery BRO Anonymous 04/08/02/Fr015:14:26 No 594906774
File: 1629358593815.png (379 KB, 500x492) >>59 Anonymous 04/08/22(Fri)15:11:33 No.594905576 WOMEN WANT ME FISH FEAR HE >archer character >arrow >DOUBLE ARROW >TRIPLE ARROW >FIRE ARROW >POISON ARROW >ARROW RAAAA AAAAIN >> Anonymous 04/08/22(Fri)15:13:37 No.594905714 >>594905576 (OP) >archer attacks with archery BRO Anonymous 04/08/02/Fr015:14:26 No 594906774

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we do a little trolling | /r/Greentext

File: 1442571422947 jpg (220 KB, 1182x966) Anonymous 03/07/16(Mon)18:05:16 No.672747306 [Reply] >>672749104 >be me >going to see the viewing of Zootopia >in the theater here they have an RPx viewing place where you can reserve seats >reserve the entire row, costs me almost $150 >this is the best row, the one right by the stairs >the one that all the moms with their little s---- go to sit at because it's the easiest to get to >sit right in the middle >hot cooked food to the left, drink, popcorn to the right >moms start pouring in with their spawn >trying to sit down >"sorry but all of these seats are reserved" >"for who?" >"for me" >"you can't do that >'yes, I can" >almost every single one of them ask to go see a manager, carrying their spawn along with them >manager comes in, I show him the tickets with the seat spot numbers as proof that I reserved the seats >"sorry ma'am, he reserved them, but there are plenty of other seats to sit at >at this point they don't even care where they sit, they just don't want me to win >they start complaining to the manager about how it's b------- that I get to reserve every seat in the row and how they should change their policy to where each person can only reserve one seat and bla bla bla >manager backs me up though, what a trooper >they accept defeat and take their seats >few moments later, some people come in without kids, and go to sit down in the row I reserved >soccer mom in the row above me tells them in a very bitchy way "you can't sit there, he reserved every single seat in that row just for him. If's b-------" >'no ifs fine, you guys can sit here" >this just pisses her off more >she storms out and gets a manager again >hear her yelling at the manager about how he's discriminating against her >she threatens to leave >he kid starts crying >she admits defeat again and sits down >l audibly laugh >"that's it >she grabs her kid by the arm and leaves >mfw
File: 1442571422947 jpg (220 KB, 1182x966) Anonymous 03/07/16(Mon)18:05:16 No.672747306 [Reply] >>672749104 >be me >going to see the viewing of Zootopia >in the theater here they have an RPx viewing place where you can reserve seats >reserve the entire row, costs me almost $150 >this is the best row, the one right by the stairs >the one that all the moms with their little s---- go to sit at because it's the easiest to get to >sit right in the middle >hot cooked food to the left, drink, popcorn to the right >moms start pouring in with their spawn >trying to sit down >"sorry but all of these seats are reserved" >"for who?" >"for me" >"you can't do that >'yes, I can" >almost every single one of them ask to go see a manager, carrying their spawn along with them >manager comes in, I show him the tickets with the seat spot numbers as proof that I reserved the seats >"sorry ma'am, he reserved them, but there are plenty of other seats to sit at >at this point they don't even care where they sit, they just don't want me to win >they start complaining to the manager about how it's b------- that I get to reserve every seat in the row and how they should change their policy to where each person can only reserve one seat and bla bla bla >manager backs me up though, what a trooper >they accept defeat and take their seats >few moments later, some people come in without kids, and go to sit down in the row I reserved >soccer mom in the row above me tells them in a very bitchy way "you can't sit there, he reserved every single seat in that row just for him. If's b-------" >'no ifs fine, you guys can sit here" >this just pisses her off more >she storms out and gets a manager again >hear her yelling at the manager about how he's discriminating against her >she threatens to leave >he kid starts crying >she admits defeat again and sits down >l audibly laugh >"that's it >she grabs her kid by the arm and leaves >mfw

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Anon doesn't exist. | /r/Greentext

File: rtw8nb8rwag(1).jpg (60 KB, 640x480) Anonymous 04/07/22(Thu)00:25:59 No.16353104 >Try to post on 4Chan >captcha has worse code than yandere simulator >hate this s--- >suddenly get an idea >use inspect element >start editing the text around >change the photo in photoshop >post it to r/greentext BORP This thread does not exist. It literally does not exist.
File: rtw8nb8rwag(1).jpg (60 KB, 640x480) Anonymous 04/07/22(Thu)00:25:59 No.16353104 >Try to post on 4Chan >captcha has worse code than yandere simulator >hate this s--- >suddenly get an idea >use inspect element >start editing the text around >change the photo in photoshop >post it to r/greentext BORP This thread does not exist. It literally does not exist.

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Anon likes cookies | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/09/22(Sat)01:21:25 No.68130677 >be me eating cookies from grandma >be you not eating cookies from grandma 50 KB JPG Why even live
: Anonymous 04/09/22(Sat)01:21:25 No.68130677 >be me eating cookies from grandma >be you not eating cookies from grandma 50 KB JPG Why even live

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What's his secret? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/04/16(Sun)16:42:03 No.39596368 >is fat/looks fat >doesn't lift >only eats fish and berries >still faster and stronger than 100% of /fit/ 1.95 MB PNG What is his secret? : Anonymous 12/04/16(Sun)16:44:34 No.39596401 He's happy >>39598722 # >>39600157 # >>39601419 # >>39604092 # >>39604310 # >>39604367 # >>39604613 #
: Anonymous 12/04/16(Sun)16:42:03 No.39596368 >is fat/looks fat >doesn't lift >only eats fish and berries >still faster and stronger than 100% of /fit/ 1.95 MB PNG What is his secret? : Anonymous 12/04/16(Sun)16:44:34 No.39596401 He's happy >>39598722 # >>39600157 # >>39601419 # >>39604092 # >>39604310 # >>39604367 # >>39604613 #

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anon gets rated | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/09/22(Sat)02:11:43 No.875953270 Rate me /b/. 104 KB JPG : Anonymous 04/09/22(Sat)02:13:29 No.875953345 >literally in your own house >mask on actual retard
: Anonymous 04/09/22(Sat)02:11:43 No.875953270 Rate me /b/. 104 KB JPG : Anonymous 04/09/22(Sat)02:13:29 No.875953345 >literally in your own house >mask on actual retard

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Where did they come from | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/07/21(Thu)19:53:23 No.573742381 >kill a wild boar >it drops 3 coins where do the coins come from? 139 KB PNG : Anonymous 10/07/21(Thu)19:54:10 No.573742463 >>573742381 (OP) # piggy bank >>573742543 # >>573742709 # >>573742841 # >>573743052 # >>573744128 # >>573744226 # >>573744381 # >>573744918 #
: Anonymous 10/07/21(Thu)19:53:23 No.573742381 >kill a wild boar >it drops 3 coins where do the coins come from? 139 KB PNG : Anonymous 10/07/21(Thu)19:54:10 No.573742463 >>573742381 (OP) # piggy bank >>573742543 # >>573742709 # >>573742841 # >>573743052 # >>573744128 # >>573744226 # >>573744381 # >>573744918 #

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Anon Farts in English | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 9 minutes ago 788931223 >be me >at work >work next to a place with a lot of mexicans, most don't speak English >have to fart >qt 3.14 latina chick walking by >think "she doesn't speak English so she won't understand my fart" >fart VERY LOUD >she looks at me in disgust >mfw I realize how f------ autistic I am
Anonymous 9 minutes ago 788931223 >be me >at work >work next to a place with a lot of mexicans, most don't speak English >have to fart >qt 3.14 latina chick walking by >think "she doesn't speak English so she won't understand my fart" >fart VERY LOUD >she looks at me in disgust >mfw I realize how f------ autistic I am

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Anon made a huge mistake | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/08/20(Tue)02:43:04 No.535226782 1606304985763.gif 331 KB GIF >download video game for free >default search engine changes
: Anonymous 12/08/20(Tue)02:43:04 No.535226782 1606304985763.gif 331 KB GIF >download video game for free >default search engine changes

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Anon and the Bathroom | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 20.39 >be me >at a job interview >they're a little busy so they have me waiting in the lobby >decide to open Grindr >hot daddy literally right next to me >tell him I'm just looking but he 5 KB PNG suggests we hook up in the bathroom >say f--- it and meet the dude >flip f--- in the bathroom >he leaves as I'm washing my hands >sit back down in the lobby >couple minutes later, secretary tells me that they're ready for me >open the door Surprise.mp4 >the m------------ is sitting right there waiting to interview me >totally bomb the interview since I was distracted Anyway, still got the job. Though I think it'll be weird at work now : Anonymous 04/08/22(Fri)20:41:34 No.875940291 >>875940178 (OP) # F--- can't have threads >>875940734 # : Anonymous 04/08/22(Fri)20:50:08 No.875940734 >>875940291 # So why are you posting?
Anonymous 20.39 >be me >at a job interview >they're a little busy so they have me waiting in the lobby >decide to open Grindr >hot daddy literally right next to me >tell him I'm just looking but he 5 KB PNG suggests we hook up in the bathroom >say f--- it and meet the dude >flip f--- in the bathroom >he leaves as I'm washing my hands >sit back down in the lobby >couple minutes later, secretary tells me that they're ready for me >open the door Surprise.mp4 >the m------------ is sitting right there waiting to interview me >totally bomb the interview since I was distracted Anyway, still got the job. Though I think it'll be weird at work now : Anonymous 04/08/22(Fri)20:41:34 No.875940291 >>875940178 (OP) # F--- can't have threads >>875940734 # : Anonymous 04/08/22(Fri)20:50:08 No.875940734 >>875940291 # So why are you posting?

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