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: Anonymous (ID: bk2nW/IH ) O I have been told on this board(...) 04/24/21(Sat)13:12:01 No.318423477 >Jews are white >Turks are white >Spics are white >Arabs are white >Persians are white >Afghans are white >East Asians are white 21 KB JPG >Indians are white >Somalis are white : Anonymous (ID: Q18KHRMQ ) – 04/24/21(Sat)13:14:34 No.318423669 >>318423477(OP)_# There are only 2 races Indians and non-indians >>318424386 # >>318424490 #
: Anonymous (ID: bk2nW/IH ) O I have been told on this board(...) 04/24/21(Sat)13:12:01 No.318423477 >Jews are white >Turks are white >Spics are white >Arabs are white >Persians are white >Afghans are white >East Asians are white 21 KB JPG >Indians are white >Somalis are white : Anonymous (ID: Q18KHRMQ ) – 04/24/21(Sat)13:14:34 No.318423669 >>318423477(OP)_# There are only 2 races Indians and non-indians >>318424386 # >>318424490 #

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Anon doesn't believe sh*t | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/05/22(Tue)13:22:12 No.875732376 >put food in mouth >Swallow >It disappears >??? >Brown stuff comes out of my ass Do you all really believe this s---
Anonymous 04/05/22(Tue)13:22:12 No.875732376 >put food in mouth >Swallow >It disappears >??? >Brown stuff comes out of my ass Do you all really believe this s---

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Based and Boris Pilled? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/10/22(Sun)07:11:41 No.66278220 767CF551-A545-46E6-8C5E-4172042E18F9.jpg 58 KB JPG Please for to giving us weapons, our people are dying Ha ha ha well we'll consider it old chap now pose for the photo >>66278308 # >>66279391 # >>66279555 # >>66279564 #
: Anonymous 04/10/22(Sun)07:11:41 No.66278220 767CF551-A545-46E6-8C5E-4172042E18F9.jpg 58 KB JPG Please for to giving us weapons, our people are dying Ha ha ha well we'll consider it old chap now pose for the photo >>66278308 # >>66279391 # >>66279555 # >>66279564 #

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Anon doesn’t have Tourette’s | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/10/22(Sun)11:07:33 No.876035736 > be me > fresh out of college, land dream job with a massive salary > also have mild anxiety and sometimes random intrusive thoughts > life is pretty good overall > laying in bed one night 37 KB JPG > ring ring it's an intrusive thought > "what if you said a racial slur in a meeting. just like totally out of the blue" >whatthefuckbrain.png > don't use slurs in casual conversation at all > have 0 desire to do this > now it's in my head though > every meeting since, I worry that I'm going to just randomly say a racial slur for no reason > fast forward a few weeks, forget about it > morning meeting, I'm presenting a document to literally 60 people > out of nowhere, brain lights up like a pinball machine > literally my brain is just spamming “n*gger" on repeat > f--- f--- f--- f--- f--- > try to focus > "So, as you guys can see from this n*gger document" >oh my god I just said it >I quickly say the first thing that comes to mind > "So sorry about that...I have Tourette's" > It f------ works > "It's alright Anon, it's out of your control and we try to promote inclusivity here. Just do your best." > everyone at my company thinks I have Tourette's now > every few days now, I randomly have to yell some slur or curse word to keep up the act > mfw I don't have Tourette's > mfw l'm just a f------ autist
: Anonymous 04/10/22(Sun)11:07:33 No.876035736 > be me > fresh out of college, land dream job with a massive salary > also have mild anxiety and sometimes random intrusive thoughts > life is pretty good overall > laying in bed one night 37 KB JPG > ring ring it's an intrusive thought > "what if you said a racial slur in a meeting. just like totally out of the blue" >whatthefuckbrain.png > don't use slurs in casual conversation at all > have 0 desire to do this > now it's in my head though > every meeting since, I worry that I'm going to just randomly say a racial slur for no reason > fast forward a few weeks, forget about it > morning meeting, I'm presenting a document to literally 60 people > out of nowhere, brain lights up like a pinball machine > literally my brain is just spamming “n*gger" on repeat > f--- f--- f--- f--- f--- > try to focus > "So, as you guys can see from this n*gger document" >oh my god I just said it >I quickly say the first thing that comes to mind > "So sorry about that...I have Tourette's" > It f------ works > "It's alright Anon, it's out of your control and we try to promote inclusivity here. Just do your best." > everyone at my company thinks I have Tourette's now > every few days now, I randomly have to yell some slur or curse word to keep up the act > mfw I don't have Tourette's > mfw l'm just a f------ autist

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Anon seeks advice | /r/Greentext

Please just bear with me Be me: >25f get approached by a guy in a video game, we get chatting on discord and find we have so much in common. >He asks me a bunch of questions, I suspect he's interested in me but don't assume too much 40 KB JPG >Then one day "Anonette, do you want to be my girlfriend?" >"Yes" >l get my first bf at age 25 >We e-date for almost a year during height of covid like a pair of dumbasses who have yet to realize Idr is a meme. >Finally meet in person >He's cold to me. Doesn't kiss me. Turns his back to me in bed. >F---. He hates me, he thinks I'm ugly. >He dumps me a few days later with a bs excuse, but I just smile and accept it because I don't want to break down in front of him. >Get crippling depression, quit my job, stop eating, don't even have energy to brush teeth or shower. : Anonymous 04/09/22(Sat)09:46:17 No.26189657 >>26189654 (OP) # >Continued Fast forward to earlier this year, I still can't stop spying on his social media, I have this creepy need to know what he's doing and who he's talking with. I felt like I need answers, after everything I've done for him, how could he do this to me!? So I set up a new account in this game, set up a discord with a picture of some cute chick. This guy has simp energy and all his past relationships were online only so I knew I wouldn't have to do anything to have him approach me. I join his clan in game, I suspect he's flirting with this other chick. And lo and behold, he is, she even puts girlfriend" in her status. My broken heart is shattered all over again. A week goes by and I notice he's not interacting with her anymore, she changes her status. I gleefully celebrate knowing the relationship must have fallen apart. | "anons's I chill in the game for a week or two, run some content with him, don't try to flirt, I'm just here as a neutral party. This simp starts to Inv me more to activities, sends me DMs, and starts to flirt. I still don't flirt back, I try to keep some distance I didn't want this to get too deep. He immediately brings up relationships, he wants to tell my catfish account about his ex aka me. He mentions how he didn't like my flat physique and wasn't attracted to that, confirming what I suspected. He spent all night DM'ing my catfish account a bunch of questions trying to get to know her, since I already know so much about him, impress him with my responses. I don't know how to stop without hurting his feelings. He's so excited about the prospect of having another e-girlfriend. I hate myself for doing this, I want him to suffer but I feel like such a psycho for leading him on. W-- should I do!? My head hurts so much from this whole debacle and the knowledge that he'll find some other hoe and l'll be the one to die alone because I'm likes and dislikes, I manage to easily too unattractive even to a loser like him. >>26189667 # >>26189670 # >>26189681 # >>26189687 # >>26189689 # >>26189739 # >>26190463 # >>26190467 # >>26193018 # >>26193039 # >>26195248 # >>26197751 # >>26197882 # >>26198007 #
Please just bear with me Be me: >25f get approached by a guy in a video game, we get chatting on discord and find we have so much in common. >He asks me a bunch of questions, I suspect he's interested in me but don't assume too much 40 KB JPG >Then one day "Anonette, do you want to be my girlfriend?" >"Yes" >l get my first bf at age 25 >We e-date for almost a year during height of covid like a pair of dumbasses who have yet to realize Idr is a meme. >Finally meet in person >He's cold to me. Doesn't kiss me. Turns his back to me in bed. >F---. He hates me, he thinks I'm ugly. >He dumps me a few days later with a bs excuse, but I just smile and accept it because I don't want to break down in front of him. >Get crippling depression, quit my job, stop eating, don't even have energy to brush teeth or shower. : Anonymous 04/09/22(Sat)09:46:17 No.26189657 >>26189654 (OP) # >Continued Fast forward to earlier this year, I still can't stop spying on his social media, I have this creepy need to know what he's doing and who he's talking with. I felt like I need answers, after everything I've done for him, how could he do this to me!? So I set up a new account in this game, set up a discord with a picture of some cute chick. This guy has simp energy and all his past relationships were online only so I knew I wouldn't have to do anything to have him approach me. I join his clan in game, I suspect he's flirting with this other chick. And lo and behold, he is, she even puts girlfriend" in her status. My broken heart is shattered all over again. A week goes by and I notice he's not interacting with her anymore, she changes her status. I gleefully celebrate knowing the relationship must have fallen apart. | "anons's I chill in the game for a week or two, run some content with him, don't try to flirt, I'm just here as a neutral party. This simp starts to Inv me more to activities, sends me DMs, and starts to flirt. I still don't flirt back, I try to keep some distance I didn't want this to get too deep. He immediately brings up relationships, he wants to tell my catfish account about his ex aka me. He mentions how he didn't like my flat physique and wasn't attracted to that, confirming what I suspected. He spent all night DM'ing my catfish account a bunch of questions trying to get to know her, since I already know so much about him, impress him with my responses. I don't know how to stop without hurting his feelings. He's so excited about the prospect of having another e-girlfriend. I hate myself for doing this, I want him to suffer but I feel like such a psycho for leading him on. W-- should I do!? My head hurts so much from this whole debacle and the knowledge that he'll find some other hoe and l'll be the one to die alone because I'm likes and dislikes, I manage to easily too unattractive even to a loser like him. >>26189667 # >>26189670 # >>26189681 # >>26189687 # >>26189689 # >>26189739 # >>26190463 # >>26190467 # >>26193018 # >>26193039 # >>26195248 # >>26197751 # >>26197882 # >>26198007 #

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Anon is definitely gay | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/06/22(Wed)08:57:14 No.17658130 -1x-1.jpg 217 KB JPG >tastes like c-- >smells like c-- >looks like c-- But it's totally cheese, right? right? : Anonymous 04/06/22(Wed)09:52:10 No.17658308 I honestly can't tell if OP is calling me gay or coming out as a f--. >>17658327 #
: Anonymous 04/06/22(Wed)08:57:14 No.17658130 -1x-1.jpg 217 KB JPG >tastes like c-- >smells like c-- >looks like c-- But it's totally cheese, right? right? : Anonymous 04/06/22(Wed)09:52:10 No.17658308 I honestly can't tell if OP is calling me gay or coming out as a f--. >>17658327 #

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Anon has no money | /r/Greentext

No.49827933 14 hours ago 256875215857.jpg JPG 370.8 KiB 1080x1080 > Hey, youre pretty cute. Come sit next to me, lets talk! 38 replies No.49827950 14 hours ago I don't have any money please leave me alone 3 replies
No.49827933 14 hours ago 256875215857.jpg JPG 370.8 KiB 1080x1080 > Hey, youre pretty cute. Come sit next to me, lets talk! 38 replies No.49827950 14 hours ago I don't have any money please leave me alone 3 replies

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Anon goes to egypt | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/03/19(Wed)21:19:32 No.796601670 Greentext thread cause too much p---. Sorry about formatting, I'm on mobile. >be me >hate my life >drop out of high school >parents disappointed 782 KB JPG >want to move to another country >egypt >place is actually pretty cool >get job as construction worker >building a road >boss makes me drive the steamroller >I don't have a f------ drivers license and it's the middle of the night >driving and suddenly black out >wake up on the ground >steamroller is gone >what >look around >see steamroller on the highway >how the f--- did it get there >some yellow weirdo is punching it into a high school student and yelling muda >what the f---
: Anonymous 04/03/19(Wed)21:19:32 No.796601670 Greentext thread cause too much p---. Sorry about formatting, I'm on mobile. >be me >hate my life >drop out of high school >parents disappointed 782 KB JPG >want to move to another country >egypt >place is actually pretty cool >get job as construction worker >building a road >boss makes me drive the steamroller >I don't have a f------ drivers license and it's the middle of the night >driving and suddenly black out >wake up on the ground >steamroller is gone >what >look around >see steamroller on the highway >how the f--- did it get there >some yellow weirdo is punching it into a high school student and yelling muda >what the f---

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Anon gets caught cross dressing. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 2014-12-10 00:12:51 Post No.3707165 [Report] Quoted by: >>3707208 >>3707241 >>3707424 >>3708642 >>3713284 >>3714128 >>3715323 >>3715500 File: Ruka.png (612 KB, 907x588) Image search: [Google] >I was16 Pre-hrt MIF >Stay in my (female) cousins room, at my uncle's house when My dad's goes somewhere. >Secretly Dress up in her close when I'm home there alone. >Do it frequently for months >I'm in obvious female clothes with make up and stuff on because my uncle said they would be out all day. >Door suddenly opens >. >For some reason I freeze and can't move, even if i could there's nothing I can do. >Cousin's boyfriend walks in >"Oh. are you Anon's girlfriend? Sory, I was Just getting something for (Cousin's name)." >As he's walking out, he turns around. >Starts walking closer >"hold on you look familiar" >I start shaking really bad >He bursts out laughing >"Your Anon!" >Start crying >He says to not worry he won't tell anyone if I do something for him >Small southern town USA have no other choice. >Starts off as a small sexual thing >Eventually it develops into full blown r---. >Starts asking me to send him pictures and stuff >I comply, but record the conversations and text messages >I then blackmail him. he has alot more to lose than I do, plus I have proof. >Get him to buy me clothes and other things. >Make him beg me not to tell anyone occasionally >Months go buy >Cousin crying in her room >"Hey what's wrong" | say >Find out that her boyfriend killed himself >Run outside and smash my phone into tiny pieces >Can't stop shaking >Dad starts asking me if l'm gay >"N-no w-what makes you say that???" >Explains to me that cousin's boyfriend said that he loved me in his suicide note..
Anonymous 2014-12-10 00:12:51 Post No.3707165 [Report] Quoted by: >>3707208 >>3707241 >>3707424 >>3708642 >>3713284 >>3714128 >>3715323 >>3715500 File: Ruka.png (612 KB, 907x588) Image search: [Google] >I was16 Pre-hrt MIF >Stay in my (female) cousins room, at my uncle's house when My dad's goes somewhere. >Secretly Dress up in her close when I'm home there alone. >Do it frequently for months >I'm in obvious female clothes with make up and stuff on because my uncle said they would be out all day. >Door suddenly opens >. >For some reason I freeze and can't move, even if i could there's nothing I can do. >Cousin's boyfriend walks in >"Oh. are you Anon's girlfriend? Sory, I was Just getting something for (Cousin's name)." >As he's walking out, he turns around. >Starts walking closer >"hold on you look familiar" >I start shaking really bad >He bursts out laughing >"Your Anon!" >Start crying >He says to not worry he won't tell anyone if I do something for him >Small southern town USA have no other choice. >Starts off as a small sexual thing >Eventually it develops into full blown r---. >Starts asking me to send him pictures and stuff >I comply, but record the conversations and text messages >I then blackmail him. he has alot more to lose than I do, plus I have proof. >Get him to buy me clothes and other things. >Make him beg me not to tell anyone occasionally >Months go buy >Cousin crying in her room >"Hey what's wrong" | say >Find out that her boyfriend killed himself >Run outside and smash my phone into tiny pieces >Can't stop shaking >Dad starts asking me if l'm gay >"N-no w-what makes you say that???" >Explains to me that cousin's boyfriend said that he loved me in his suicide note..

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Anon has sex | /r/Greentext

File: pepe jpg (26 KB, 499x499) Anonymous 01/13/19(Sun)16:43:38 No.789920054 >Have sex with a girl >Basically just had sex with a girl Later virgins
File: pepe jpg (26 KB, 499x499) Anonymous 01/13/19(Sun)16:43:38 No.789920054 >Have sex with a girl >Basically just had sex with a girl Later virgins

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Anon smokes a cigarette | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/10/22(Sun)09:26:13 No.68150707 >Outside in a field >Girl comes up to me >Looks at me and stops smoking >"Anon, I don't want this ciggarette anymore, you can have it" >Take it and thank her >First time I smoked >Mfw I indirectly felt female lips 148 KB JPG see you later virgins
: Anonymous 04/10/22(Sun)09:26:13 No.68150707 >Outside in a field >Girl comes up to me >Looks at me and stops smoking >"Anon, I don't want this ciggarette anymore, you can have it" >Take it and thank her >First time I smoked >Mfw I indirectly felt female lips 148 KB JPG see you later virgins

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nona please stop thanks. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/25/21(Mon)15:46:49 No.64080979 >A man hadn't expierenced love for 25 years and tried to replace it with weight lifting. Here's what happened to him. 22 KB JPG Anonymous 10/25/21(Mon)15:50:08 No.64081020 >>64080979 (OP) SHUT UP one day and 2 hours ago
Anonymous 10/25/21(Mon)15:46:49 No.64080979 >A man hadn't expierenced love for 25 years and tried to replace it with weight lifting. Here's what happened to him. 22 KB JPG Anonymous 10/25/21(Mon)15:50:08 No.64081020 >>64080979 (OP) SHUT UP one day and 2 hours ago

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Anon discovers raves | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/10/22(Sun)15:47:54 No.681529 >Go to a rave for the first time >Hot girls everywhere >Everyone is nice as f--- >Music is good too Man, this might become a monthly thing for me. Can only recommend 55 KB JPG it 1 Reply View Threac
: Anonymous 04/10/22(Sun)15:47:54 No.681529 >Go to a rave for the first time >Hot girls everywhere >Everyone is nice as f--- >Music is good too Man, this might become a monthly thing for me. Can only recommend 55 KB JPG it 1 Reply View Threac

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Anon meets Christian Bale | /r/Greentext

I Anonymous 10/26/12(Fri)19:48 No.26791073 File: 1351295311728.jpg-(24 KB, 300x440, christian_bale_2.jpg) >>26790856 >at grocery store >man is checking out in front of me >it's mother f------ Lord God Christian Bale >"That'll be 26.77 sir" >Bale looks the girl in the f------ eyes with the most intense glare imaginable >"No it isn't." >girl starts sweating, hands fumbling >"Umm, sorry sir, I, uh, must have been, oh please God, umm, wrong. >Bale nods slowly >"Bag my mother f------ groceries." >girl carefully puts stuff in the bags >Bale watches carefully with a stoic glance of pure Alpha >"Watch the eggs, I promised my daughter a cake." >girl starts shaking even harder, manages to finish bagging. >Bale stares at her blankly for a few moments, he doesn't move. >"Thanks." >hands her a fifty >"keep the change." >starts to walk away, stops and turns around >hands her another fifty >nods to cashier with a slight smile >looks at me >ohfuck.jpeg >smiles and winks at me >Bale walks out >cashier wont even ring me up, she starts masturbating on the spot >I start masturbating too >Bale's face when
I Anonymous 10/26/12(Fri)19:48 No.26791073 File: 1351295311728.jpg-(24 KB, 300x440, christian_bale_2.jpg) >>26790856 >at grocery store >man is checking out in front of me >it's mother f------ Lord God Christian Bale >"That'll be 26.77 sir" >Bale looks the girl in the f------ eyes with the most intense glare imaginable >"No it isn't." >girl starts sweating, hands fumbling >"Umm, sorry sir, I, uh, must have been, oh please God, umm, wrong. >Bale nods slowly >"Bag my mother f------ groceries." >girl carefully puts stuff in the bags >Bale watches carefully with a stoic glance of pure Alpha >"Watch the eggs, I promised my daughter a cake." >girl starts shaking even harder, manages to finish bagging. >Bale stares at her blankly for a few moments, he doesn't move. >"Thanks." >hands her a fifty >"keep the change." >starts to walk away, stops and turns around >hands her another fifty >nods to cashier with a slight smile >looks at me >ohfuck.jpeg >smiles and winks at me >Bale walks out >cashier wont even ring me up, she starts masturbating on the spot >I start masturbating too >Bale's face when

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Anon's dad was the best. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1 hour ago 46515536 1474820705804.jpg (23.3 KB, 242x206) Like, 1 REPLY ears in Rain, Scoo >Born in the year of 1993 >Mother abandoned me at birth >22 year old father abandons all his dreams to raises me alone >times are tough as f--- as he has to juggle work and me >whenever he has free time we play vidya together >we move from old nintendo and s--- to WoW raiding and so on >helps me with school and even encourages me to study in a university >follow his advice and manage to finish uni with engineer degree >1 year ago he gets diagnosed with lung cancer >time goes on and it gets so bad he cant get out of the hospital bed >visit him every single day >week ago >"Hey Anon, wasla good father?" >"You were the best, dad" >"Heh, thanks son" >2 seconds later, flatline >today >finally decide to organize his stuff in his old bedroom >find a notebook >in details he wrote every day he spent with me >"today me and anon went to carnival and did etc." >every day ends with "I hope im doing enough for him" >last entry is before he enters the hospital >"All these years I did what I could, I dont regret (mothers name) abandoning me and Anon and not even calling once" >"I just hope Anon has grown up to be the best he can" You were the bets old man, godspeed to you. ...
Anonymous 1 hour ago 46515536 1474820705804.jpg (23.3 KB, 242x206) Like, 1 REPLY ears in Rain, Scoo >Born in the year of 1993 >Mother abandoned me at birth >22 year old father abandons all his dreams to raises me alone >times are tough as f--- as he has to juggle work and me >whenever he has free time we play vidya together >we move from old nintendo and s--- to WoW raiding and so on >helps me with school and even encourages me to study in a university >follow his advice and manage to finish uni with engineer degree >1 year ago he gets diagnosed with lung cancer >time goes on and it gets so bad he cant get out of the hospital bed >visit him every single day >week ago >"Hey Anon, wasla good father?" >"You were the best, dad" >"Heh, thanks son" >2 seconds later, flatline >today >finally decide to organize his stuff in his old bedroom >find a notebook >in details he wrote every day he spent with me >"today me and anon went to carnival and did etc." >every day ends with "I hope im doing enough for him" >last entry is before he enters the hospital >"All these years I did what I could, I dont regret (mothers name) abandoning me and Anon and not even calling once" >"I just hope Anon has grown up to be the best he can" You were the bets old man, godspeed to you. ...

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Anon experiences adulthood | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 04/10/22(Sun)11:28:07 No.876019998 >l used to have 3 friends when I was younger >we were really tight all the way through school >sadly drifted apart when life hit >one of them started doing heroin >one of them got married >one of them is still playing videogames >try to rekindle s---, can't get all 3 in the same place at the same time so l end up going to visit them one by one >visit the video game guy >all he seems to talk about is how much these new games suck and how he hates them "Well if you hate it so much why don't you quit? Do something else." "Naw man f--- you." >go visit the married guy >all he seems to talk about is how much his wife sucks and how he hates her "Well if you hate her so much why don't you quit? Date someone else." "Naw man f--- you." >f--- it, visit the heroin guy >make sure to do it while he's sober, I sill trust him but don't trust the drug >all he talks about is how much heroin sucks and he hates everything about doing this life "Well if you hate it so much why don't you quit? Do something else." "Naw man f--- you." >l go home >l now have 0 friends
O Anonymous 04/10/22(Sun)11:28:07 No.876019998 >l used to have 3 friends when I was younger >we were really tight all the way through school >sadly drifted apart when life hit >one of them started doing heroin >one of them got married >one of them is still playing videogames >try to rekindle s---, can't get all 3 in the same place at the same time so l end up going to visit them one by one >visit the video game guy >all he seems to talk about is how much these new games suck and how he hates them "Well if you hate it so much why don't you quit? Do something else." "Naw man f--- you." >go visit the married guy >all he seems to talk about is how much his wife sucks and how he hates her "Well if you hate her so much why don't you quit? Date someone else." "Naw man f--- you." >f--- it, visit the heroin guy >make sure to do it while he's sober, I sill trust him but don't trust the drug >all he talks about is how much heroin sucks and he hates everything about doing this life "Well if you hate it so much why don't you quit? Do something else." "Naw man f--- you." >l go home >l now have 0 friends

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Anon leads a surprisingly normal life | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/05/21(Sun)02:12:31 No.868008307 >be me >wake up >not obsessed with nfts >not transphobic >not a nazi >not a tankie 136 KB JPG >not obsessed with male hierarchy >don't have twitter >don't worship some mediocre pop star >don't watch annoying s-------- on youtube >life is good Just dont be a dumbass anons, it's that easy.
: Anonymous 12/05/21(Sun)02:12:31 No.868008307 >be me >wake up >not obsessed with nfts >not transphobic >not a nazi >not a tankie 136 KB JPG >not obsessed with male hierarchy >don't have twitter >don't worship some mediocre pop star >don't watch annoying s-------- on youtube >life is good Just dont be a dumbass anons, it's that easy.

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Anon develops a fetish | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/17/20(Fri)12:47:58 No.56308909 >gf admitted she had a foot fetish a few months ago and gets turned on by me worshipping her feet >had always made fun of foot fetishists, it never once turned me on 114 KB JPG >indulge her at the time because why not, doesn't hurt me >fast forward 2 months >get instant boners when she takes her socks off and puts her feet in my lap now What have I become
: Anonymous 01/17/20(Fri)12:47:58 No.56308909 >gf admitted she had a foot fetish a few months ago and gets turned on by me worshipping her feet >had always made fun of foot fetishists, it never once turned me on 114 KB JPG >indulge her at the time because why not, doesn't hurt me >fast forward 2 months >get instant boners when she takes her socks off and puts her feet in my lap now What have I become

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anon try piracy | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/09/22(Sat)17:50:54 No.595027540 v >>595028937 > >>595016201 (OP) >start torrent download >ethernet usage spikes to 100% >computer fan making air pushing noises >keyboard keys clacking as i type this >monitor LED's lighting up >clock changes every 60 second >roommate making fapping noises from his room and moaning W-- guys I thought you said piracy was safe?
Anonymous 04/09/22(Sat)17:50:54 No.595027540 v >>595028937 > >>595016201 (OP) >start torrent download >ethernet usage spikes to 100% >computer fan making air pushing noises >keyboard keys clacking as i type this >monitor LED's lighting up >clock changes every 60 second >roommate making fapping noises from his room and moaning W-- guys I thought you said piracy was safe?

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Anon hates chads | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/11/18(Sun)08:26:58 No.49214515 File: pills.jpg (132 KB, 800x450) hard to swallow pills 132 KB JPG Chad is just a caricature you have all invented as part of a collective conscious in order to shift the self-hatred you feel onto somebody else who doesn't really exist. 2 Replies View Thread Anonymous 11/11/18(Sun)08:31:49 No.49214575 Bud I don't hate chads... Anonymous 11/11/18(Sun)08:32:45 No.49214588 >>49214515 (OP) # I don't hate Chad. I hate women. Chad is just something I cannot be and I realize that.
: Anonymous 11/11/18(Sun)08:26:58 No.49214515 File: pills.jpg (132 KB, 800x450) hard to swallow pills 132 KB JPG Chad is just a caricature you have all invented as part of a collective conscious in order to shift the self-hatred you feel onto somebody else who doesn't really exist. 2 Replies View Thread Anonymous 11/11/18(Sun)08:31:49 No.49214575 Bud I don't hate chads... Anonymous 11/11/18(Sun)08:32:45 No.49214588 >>49214515 (OP) # I don't hate Chad. I hate women. Chad is just something I cannot be and I realize that.

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