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| Anonymous (ID: W3MH5DD8 )E 03/10/20(Tue)20:48:40 No.9716266 eipysty.jpg 15 KB JPG i hate my life : IBritGoreUg (ID: 46SGONI ) E3 03/10/20(Tue)20:49:53 No.9716268 1622882D07CC649EF95C40554A556DDCE.jpg 29 KB JPG No you dont
| Anonymous (ID: W3MH5DD8 )E 03/10/20(Tue)20:48:40 No.9716266 eipysty.jpg 15 KB JPG i hate my life : IBritGoreUg (ID: 46SGONI ) E3 03/10/20(Tue)20:49:53 No.9716268 1622882D07CC649EF95C40554A556DDCE.jpg 29 KB JPG No you dont

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Anons brother is trans | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/10/22(Sun)21:53:50 No.876070227 So today my little brother decided to come out as "trans" and told the whole family he's a "woman". My mom is a raging d------- libshit and seemed to be happier about him being a f------ t----- than when I graduated high school. My dad didn't really give a f--- cuz he just does what my mom says. I told him he's not a woman he'll never be a woman and mom got in my f------ face and started screaming at me that I'm a bigot and "she's your sister you need to respect her". So I called him a d------- libshit t----- and just kill him self now cuz he'll 41% eventually. So he got up like the man he is f------ knocked me down and pummeled by face until dad pulled him off. I got up and swung at the t----- f--- and my dad held me back. Then t----- f--- comes back and bashes me upside the head with an umbrella and knocked me down. Now my mom is throwing my s--- outside and saying she can't tolerate all my "s--- anymore" (they they know I'm a wignat) and my dad gave me $100 and said good luck. So where the f--- do I go from here after getting my ass beat by a t-----. I have no job no car and no savings and I'm 25 f------ years old. I'm literally going to jump off the bridge tonight anons. Someone give 1.24 MB GIF me hope 13 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous 04/10/22(Sun)21:53:50 No.876070227 So today my little brother decided to come out as "trans" and told the whole family he's a "woman". My mom is a raging d------- libshit and seemed to be happier about him being a f------ t----- than when I graduated high school. My dad didn't really give a f--- cuz he just does what my mom says. I told him he's not a woman he'll never be a woman and mom got in my f------ face and started screaming at me that I'm a bigot and "she's your sister you need to respect her". So I called him a d------- libshit t----- and just kill him self now cuz he'll 41% eventually. So he got up like the man he is f------ knocked me down and pummeled by face until dad pulled him off. I got up and swung at the t----- f--- and my dad held me back. Then t----- f--- comes back and bashes me upside the head with an umbrella and knocked me down. Now my mom is throwing my s--- outside and saying she can't tolerate all my "s--- anymore" (they they know I'm a wignat) and my dad gave me $100 and said good luck. So where the f--- do I go from here after getting my ass beat by a t-----. I have no job no car and no savings and I'm 25 f------ years old. I'm literally going to jump off the bridge tonight anons. Someone give 1.24 MB GIF me hope 13 Replies View Thread

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Anon is a good friend | /r/Greentext

>>62912980 (OP) # i'm already married but when i hang out with my single friends, to help them hook with some beautiful chicks, i spot the classic couple of good looking girl with fat friend and go for the fat friend, offering her a drink etc. while i'm busy distracting the whale i send my friend to the hot chick, that is now demoralised because she thought the guys would hit on her and not on the whale and most of the time my friend succeeds. when i see they succeded, i tell the hambeast that i was just pretending to be interested because i wanted my friend to have a chance with the beautiful girl, and then leave her alone, go back home to my beautiful wife and laugh with her at the fat chick who is now alone and probably binge drinking so she'll be even fatter the next day. never thought life could be this good
>>62912980 (OP) # i'm already married but when i hang out with my single friends, to help them hook with some beautiful chicks, i spot the classic couple of good looking girl with fat friend and go for the fat friend, offering her a drink etc. while i'm busy distracting the whale i send my friend to the hot chick, that is now demoralised because she thought the guys would hit on her and not on the whale and most of the time my friend succeeds. when i see they succeded, i tell the hambeast that i was just pretending to be interested because i wanted my friend to have a chance with the beautiful girl, and then leave her alone, go back home to my beautiful wife and laugh with her at the fat chick who is now alone and probably binge drinking so she'll be even fatter the next day. never thought life could be this good

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Anon doesn’t understand sex | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/16/20(Sun)07:23:22 No.56974348 Imao I used to think that women 'didn't like sex' because my gf was never into sex and never wanted it. Of course she cheated on me with chad and I found out I was doing multiple things wrong in bed 9 KB PNG >l assumed the clitoris was like a button, so instead of rubbing it, I held it down firmly in place, I thought when it was held down it caused pleasure like a car pedal or something >l assumed she enjoyed it when I trimmed her nose hair during sex because when you pull a nose hair it makes your eyes water so I thought it was a pleasure zone >l assumed that threatening to s--- the bed during sex was erotic because it made her feel dominated >l bought a really long rope, tied my feet to the washing machine door (the rope was ong enough to stretch from kitchen to bathroom), and during sex would pull my leg and say 'the washing machine is pulling me in! f--- me before i go for a spin!"
: Anonymous 08/16/20(Sun)07:23:22 No.56974348 Imao I used to think that women 'didn't like sex' because my gf was never into sex and never wanted it. Of course she cheated on me with chad and I found out I was doing multiple things wrong in bed 9 KB PNG >l assumed the clitoris was like a button, so instead of rubbing it, I held it down firmly in place, I thought when it was held down it caused pleasure like a car pedal or something >l assumed she enjoyed it when I trimmed her nose hair during sex because when you pull a nose hair it makes your eyes water so I thought it was a pleasure zone >l assumed that threatening to s--- the bed during sex was erotic because it made her feel dominated >l bought a really long rope, tied my feet to the washing machine door (the rope was ong enough to stretch from kitchen to bathroom), and during sex would pull my leg and say 'the washing machine is pulling me in! f--- me before i go for a spin!"

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Gets me every time | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/03/21(Wed)23:57:48 No.542988776 >dad watching me play vidya >woah anon how did you know how to do (insert incredibly obvious thing here) >repeat x100 are boomers literally f------ retarded? 47 KB PNG : Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)00:05:52 No.542989510 stop being a f-----, your dad is trying to connect with you >>542990391 # >>542990521 # >>542990724 # >>542990810 # >>542991437 # >>542991550 # >>542991956 # >>542992068 # >>542992151 # >>542992412 # >>542992605 # >>542993739 # >>542994051 # >>542996095 # >>542997281 # >>542998590 # >>543000324 # >>543000453 # >>543000617 # >>543000746 # >>543000841 # >>543001083 # >>543001335 # >>543001389 # >>543004779 # >>543005792 # >>543006553 # >>543007247 # >>543007582 # >>543008745 # >>543008851 # >>543008910 # >>543010419 # >>543010828 # >>543010934 # >>543010961 # >>543011220 # >>543011526 # >>543012078 # >>543014701 # >>543015032 # >>543015721 # >>543015803 # >>543015917 # >>543019926 # >>543020443 # >>543022048 #
: Anonymous 02/03/21(Wed)23:57:48 No.542988776 >dad watching me play vidya >woah anon how did you know how to do (insert incredibly obvious thing here) >repeat x100 are boomers literally f------ retarded? 47 KB PNG : Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)00:05:52 No.542989510 stop being a f-----, your dad is trying to connect with you >>542990391 # >>542990521 # >>542990724 # >>542990810 # >>542991437 # >>542991550 # >>542991956 # >>542992068 # >>542992151 # >>542992412 # >>542992605 # >>542993739 # >>542994051 # >>542996095 # >>542997281 # >>542998590 # >>543000324 # >>543000453 # >>543000617 # >>543000746 # >>543000841 # >>543001083 # >>543001335 # >>543001389 # >>543004779 # >>543005792 # >>543006553 # >>543007247 # >>543007582 # >>543008745 # >>543008851 # >>543008910 # >>543010419 # >>543010828 # >>543010934 # >>543010961 # >>543011220 # >>543011526 # >>543012078 # >>543014701 # >>543015032 # >>543015721 # >>543015803 # >>543015917 # >>543019926 # >>543020443 # >>543022048 #

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Anon is mentally challenged | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)00:48:28 No.68159975 >be me >join charity >at this orphanage >deliver food and toys >one of the orphans asks me how it feels to have parents >tell him they both got killed by my 163 KB PNG older brother whom I swore to destroy >"so you're just like me mr. anon" the kid said >"no, im not, and if you stand in my way i will destroy you aswell" >he starts crying and run to his teachers Guess he wasn't strong enough
: Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)00:48:28 No.68159975 >be me >join charity >at this orphanage >deliver food and toys >one of the orphans asks me how it feels to have parents >tell him they both got killed by my 163 KB PNG older brother whom I swore to destroy >"so you're just like me mr. anon" the kid said >"no, im not, and if you stand in my way i will destroy you aswell" >he starts crying and run to his teachers Guess he wasn't strong enough

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Anon is an eurotard | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/28/21(Mon)14:52:01 No.857854052 >highest number of prisoners PER CAPITA >highest violent crime rate in the western world >highest number of mass shootings of any developed country 140 KB JPG >no universal healthcare >super high tuition, high student loan debt >richest corporations pay exactly $0 in taxes >2 party political system that produces nothing >staggering amounts of homelessness >has been at war every decade >opioid and prescription pill addicted youth Be sure to celebrate it all on July 4th.
: Anonymous 06/28/21(Mon)14:52:01 No.857854052 >highest number of prisoners PER CAPITA >highest violent crime rate in the western world >highest number of mass shootings of any developed country 140 KB JPG >no universal healthcare >super high tuition, high student loan debt >richest corporations pay exactly $0 in taxes >2 party political system that produces nothing >staggering amounts of homelessness >has been at war every decade >opioid and prescription pill addicted youth Be sure to celebrate it all on July 4th.

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Anon has a friend | /r/Greentext

>have nier friend called zemenu who moved to my country from refugee camp >skin is literally charcoal black >one day have drama class with him 2 KB JPG >when we preform the teacher turns of the lights every but the stage >jokingly tell zemenu that I wouldnt be able to see him if he stood naked in the dark >zemenus turn to preform >he goes behind the stage >30 seconds later and no sound from him >suddenly see 2 white eyes and a set of teeth apear In front of me like pic related >scream like a bitch >teacher quickly turns the light on >zemenu is crouching at my feet butt naked >female classmates scream in fear as zemenu sprints behind the stage >no less than 30 seconds later he comes from behind the stage fully dresses He got a 2 week suspension but it was still funny as f--- Man I miss high school
>have nier friend called zemenu who moved to my country from refugee camp >skin is literally charcoal black >one day have drama class with him 2 KB JPG >when we preform the teacher turns of the lights every but the stage >jokingly tell zemenu that I wouldnt be able to see him if he stood naked in the dark >zemenus turn to preform >he goes behind the stage >30 seconds later and no sound from him >suddenly see 2 white eyes and a set of teeth apear In front of me like pic related >scream like a bitch >teacher quickly turns the light on >zemenu is crouching at my feet butt naked >female classmates scream in fear as zemenu sprints behind the stage >no less than 30 seconds later he comes from behind the stage fully dresses He got a 2 week suspension but it was still funny as f--- Man I miss high school

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Old but old | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/25/17(Tue)11:59:06 No.740046744 >be me >smokin some of that giggle bush >super high, dont realize that the smoke has drifted under the door of the apt >neighbors call police >wth 74 KB JPG >police knock, I open door Hello sir. We received a call about you smoking cannabis. I can smell it already, so just come with me Anon. >mind races No officer, this is a magic bag of weed. >he steps in, asks Now how tf is that? >start explaining Officer, when I try to get rid of it, it just reappears in my pocket. I'll prove it! >he gets the face, pic related >bring him to bathroom Watch >throw bag in toilet, flush, then do nothing >he looks around confused Where are the drugs Anon? >mfw it worked What drugs?
: Anonymous 07/25/17(Tue)11:59:06 No.740046744 >be me >smokin some of that giggle bush >super high, dont realize that the smoke has drifted under the door of the apt >neighbors call police >wth 74 KB JPG >police knock, I open door Hello sir. We received a call about you smoking cannabis. I can smell it already, so just come with me Anon. >mind races No officer, this is a magic bag of weed. >he steps in, asks Now how tf is that? >start explaining Officer, when I try to get rid of it, it just reappears in my pocket. I'll prove it! >he gets the face, pic related >bring him to bathroom Watch >throw bag in toilet, flush, then do nothing >he looks around confused Where are the drugs Anon? >mfw it worked What drugs?

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Anon gets new neighbours | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/10/22(Sun)21:22:16 No.876044539 >lived my entire life in b------ nowhere, Indiana >redneck through and through >my neighbor on the hill died and a couple retired gay dudes from California bought his place >I s--- you not they put a pride flag on the mailbox and do shirtless yoga on their porch every morning >called the police because a truck was rolling coal 118 KB JPG past their house >called the cops the first time I had a bonfire >called the cops because because my neighbor farther down the road's chickens were too loud too early in the morning >called the cops on me and my brother for shooting sandbags in the back yard >called the cops because they saw me piss off my own back porch >every single time Sheriff's deputies come by my house and shoot the s--- with me because I went to high school with all of them and they "take my statement" >filed a civil complaint against the county saying they were being discriminated against by local law enforcement and government because they're gay I have no problem with gay people but I absolutely f------ hate f------ like this. Pic unrelated.
: Anonymous 04/10/22(Sun)21:22:16 No.876044539 >lived my entire life in b------ nowhere, Indiana >redneck through and through >my neighbor on the hill died and a couple retired gay dudes from California bought his place >I s--- you not they put a pride flag on the mailbox and do shirtless yoga on their porch every morning >called the police because a truck was rolling coal 118 KB JPG past their house >called the cops the first time I had a bonfire >called the cops because because my neighbor farther down the road's chickens were too loud too early in the morning >called the cops on me and my brother for shooting sandbags in the back yard >called the cops because they saw me piss off my own back porch >every single time Sheriff's deputies come by my house and shoot the s--- with me because I went to high school with all of them and they "take my statement" >filed a civil complaint against the county saying they were being discriminated against by local law enforcement and government because they're gay I have no problem with gay people but I absolutely f------ hate f------ like this. Pic unrelated.

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Anon gets cucked | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/10/22(Sun)18:45:44 No.876040183 Who else here got cucked by genetics? >Dad 6'6 >Mom 5'5 >older brother 6'6 48 KB JPG >younger brother 6'8 >me 6'4 It's not f------ fair
: Anonymous 04/10/22(Sun)18:45:44 No.876040183 Who else here got cucked by genetics? >Dad 6'6 >Mom 5'5 >older brother 6'6 48 KB JPG >younger brother 6'8 >me 6'4 It's not f------ fair

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Anon did it, racism is no more | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: bk2nW/IH ) O I have been told on this board(...) 04/24/21(Sat)13:12:01 No.318423477 >Jews are white >Turks are white >Spics are white >Arabs are white >Persians are white >Afghans are white >East Asians are white 21 KB JPG >Indians are white >Somalis are white : Anonymous (ID: Q18KHRMQ ) – 04/24/21(Sat)13:14:34 No.318423669 >>318423477(OP)_# There are only 2 races Indians and non-indians >>318424386 # >>318424490 #
: Anonymous (ID: bk2nW/IH ) O I have been told on this board(...) 04/24/21(Sat)13:12:01 No.318423477 >Jews are white >Turks are white >Spics are white >Arabs are white >Persians are white >Afghans are white >East Asians are white 21 KB JPG >Indians are white >Somalis are white : Anonymous (ID: Q18KHRMQ ) – 04/24/21(Sat)13:14:34 No.318423669 >>318423477(OP)_# There are only 2 races Indians and non-indians >>318424386 # >>318424490 #

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Anon doesn't believe sh*t | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/05/22(Tue)13:22:12 No.875732376 >put food in mouth >Swallow >It disappears >??? >Brown stuff comes out of my ass Do you all really believe this s---
Anonymous 04/05/22(Tue)13:22:12 No.875732376 >put food in mouth >Swallow >It disappears >??? >Brown stuff comes out of my ass Do you all really believe this s---

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Based and Boris Pilled? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/10/22(Sun)07:11:41 No.66278220 767CF551-A545-46E6-8C5E-4172042E18F9.jpg 58 KB JPG Please for to giving us weapons, our people are dying Ha ha ha well we'll consider it old chap now pose for the photo >>66278308 # >>66279391 # >>66279555 # >>66279564 #
: Anonymous 04/10/22(Sun)07:11:41 No.66278220 767CF551-A545-46E6-8C5E-4172042E18F9.jpg 58 KB JPG Please for to giving us weapons, our people are dying Ha ha ha well we'll consider it old chap now pose for the photo >>66278308 # >>66279391 # >>66279555 # >>66279564 #

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Anon doesn’t have Tourette’s | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/10/22(Sun)11:07:33 No.876035736 > be me > fresh out of college, land dream job with a massive salary > also have mild anxiety and sometimes random intrusive thoughts > life is pretty good overall > laying in bed one night 37 KB JPG > ring ring it's an intrusive thought > "what if you said a racial slur in a meeting. just like totally out of the blue" >whatthefuckbrain.png > don't use slurs in casual conversation at all > have 0 desire to do this > now it's in my head though > every meeting since, I worry that I'm going to just randomly say a racial slur for no reason > fast forward a few weeks, forget about it > morning meeting, I'm presenting a document to literally 60 people > out of nowhere, brain lights up like a pinball machine > literally my brain is just spamming “n*gger" on repeat > f--- f--- f--- f--- f--- > try to focus > "So, as you guys can see from this n*gger document" >oh my god I just said it >I quickly say the first thing that comes to mind > "So sorry about that...I have Tourette's" > It f------ works > "It's alright Anon, it's out of your control and we try to promote inclusivity here. Just do your best." > everyone at my company thinks I have Tourette's now > every few days now, I randomly have to yell some slur or curse word to keep up the act > mfw I don't have Tourette's > mfw l'm just a f------ autist
: Anonymous 04/10/22(Sun)11:07:33 No.876035736 > be me > fresh out of college, land dream job with a massive salary > also have mild anxiety and sometimes random intrusive thoughts > life is pretty good overall > laying in bed one night 37 KB JPG > ring ring it's an intrusive thought > "what if you said a racial slur in a meeting. just like totally out of the blue" >whatthefuckbrain.png > don't use slurs in casual conversation at all > have 0 desire to do this > now it's in my head though > every meeting since, I worry that I'm going to just randomly say a racial slur for no reason > fast forward a few weeks, forget about it > morning meeting, I'm presenting a document to literally 60 people > out of nowhere, brain lights up like a pinball machine > literally my brain is just spamming “n*gger" on repeat > f--- f--- f--- f--- f--- > try to focus > "So, as you guys can see from this n*gger document" >oh my god I just said it >I quickly say the first thing that comes to mind > "So sorry about that...I have Tourette's" > It f------ works > "It's alright Anon, it's out of your control and we try to promote inclusivity here. Just do your best." > everyone at my company thinks I have Tourette's now > every few days now, I randomly have to yell some slur or curse word to keep up the act > mfw I don't have Tourette's > mfw l'm just a f------ autist

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Anon seeks advice | /r/Greentext

Please just bear with me Be me: >25f get approached by a guy in a video game, we get chatting on discord and find we have so much in common. >He asks me a bunch of questions, I suspect he's interested in me but don't assume too much 40 KB JPG >Then one day "Anonette, do you want to be my girlfriend?" >"Yes" >l get my first bf at age 25 >We e-date for almost a year during height of covid like a pair of dumbasses who have yet to realize Idr is a meme. >Finally meet in person >He's cold to me. Doesn't kiss me. Turns his back to me in bed. >F---. He hates me, he thinks I'm ugly. >He dumps me a few days later with a bs excuse, but I just smile and accept it because I don't want to break down in front of him. >Get crippling depression, quit my job, stop eating, don't even have energy to brush teeth or shower. : Anonymous 04/09/22(Sat)09:46:17 No.26189657 >>26189654 (OP) # >Continued Fast forward to earlier this year, I still can't stop spying on his social media, I have this creepy need to know what he's doing and who he's talking with. I felt like I need answers, after everything I've done for him, how could he do this to me!? So I set up a new account in this game, set up a discord with a picture of some cute chick. This guy has simp energy and all his past relationships were online only so I knew I wouldn't have to do anything to have him approach me. I join his clan in game, I suspect he's flirting with this other chick. And lo and behold, he is, she even puts girlfriend" in her status. My broken heart is shattered all over again. A week goes by and I notice he's not interacting with her anymore, she changes her status. I gleefully celebrate knowing the relationship must have fallen apart. | "anons's I chill in the game for a week or two, run some content with him, don't try to flirt, I'm just here as a neutral party. This simp starts to Inv me more to activities, sends me DMs, and starts to flirt. I still don't flirt back, I try to keep some distance I didn't want this to get too deep. He immediately brings up relationships, he wants to tell my catfish account about his ex aka me. He mentions how he didn't like my flat physique and wasn't attracted to that, confirming what I suspected. He spent all night DM'ing my catfish account a bunch of questions trying to get to know her, since I already know so much about him, impress him with my responses. I don't know how to stop without hurting his feelings. He's so excited about the prospect of having another e-girlfriend. I hate myself for doing this, I want him to suffer but I feel like such a psycho for leading him on. W-- should I do!? My head hurts so much from this whole debacle and the knowledge that he'll find some other hoe and l'll be the one to die alone because I'm likes and dislikes, I manage to easily too unattractive even to a loser like him. >>26189667 # >>26189670 # >>26189681 # >>26189687 # >>26189689 # >>26189739 # >>26190463 # >>26190467 # >>26193018 # >>26193039 # >>26195248 # >>26197751 # >>26197882 # >>26198007 #
Please just bear with me Be me: >25f get approached by a guy in a video game, we get chatting on discord and find we have so much in common. >He asks me a bunch of questions, I suspect he's interested in me but don't assume too much 40 KB JPG >Then one day "Anonette, do you want to be my girlfriend?" >"Yes" >l get my first bf at age 25 >We e-date for almost a year during height of covid like a pair of dumbasses who have yet to realize Idr is a meme. >Finally meet in person >He's cold to me. Doesn't kiss me. Turns his back to me in bed. >F---. He hates me, he thinks I'm ugly. >He dumps me a few days later with a bs excuse, but I just smile and accept it because I don't want to break down in front of him. >Get crippling depression, quit my job, stop eating, don't even have energy to brush teeth or shower. : Anonymous 04/09/22(Sat)09:46:17 No.26189657 >>26189654 (OP) # >Continued Fast forward to earlier this year, I still can't stop spying on his social media, I have this creepy need to know what he's doing and who he's talking with. I felt like I need answers, after everything I've done for him, how could he do this to me!? So I set up a new account in this game, set up a discord with a picture of some cute chick. This guy has simp energy and all his past relationships were online only so I knew I wouldn't have to do anything to have him approach me. I join his clan in game, I suspect he's flirting with this other chick. And lo and behold, he is, she even puts girlfriend" in her status. My broken heart is shattered all over again. A week goes by and I notice he's not interacting with her anymore, she changes her status. I gleefully celebrate knowing the relationship must have fallen apart. | "anons's I chill in the game for a week or two, run some content with him, don't try to flirt, I'm just here as a neutral party. This simp starts to Inv me more to activities, sends me DMs, and starts to flirt. I still don't flirt back, I try to keep some distance I didn't want this to get too deep. He immediately brings up relationships, he wants to tell my catfish account about his ex aka me. He mentions how he didn't like my flat physique and wasn't attracted to that, confirming what I suspected. He spent all night DM'ing my catfish account a bunch of questions trying to get to know her, since I already know so much about him, impress him with my responses. I don't know how to stop without hurting his feelings. He's so excited about the prospect of having another e-girlfriend. I hate myself for doing this, I want him to suffer but I feel like such a psycho for leading him on. W-- should I do!? My head hurts so much from this whole debacle and the knowledge that he'll find some other hoe and l'll be the one to die alone because I'm likes and dislikes, I manage to easily too unattractive even to a loser like him. >>26189667 # >>26189670 # >>26189681 # >>26189687 # >>26189689 # >>26189739 # >>26190463 # >>26190467 # >>26193018 # >>26193039 # >>26195248 # >>26197751 # >>26197882 # >>26198007 #

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Anon is definitely gay | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/06/22(Wed)08:57:14 No.17658130 -1x-1.jpg 217 KB JPG >tastes like c-- >smells like c-- >looks like c-- But it's totally cheese, right? right? : Anonymous 04/06/22(Wed)09:52:10 No.17658308 I honestly can't tell if OP is calling me gay or coming out as a f--. >>17658327 #
: Anonymous 04/06/22(Wed)08:57:14 No.17658130 -1x-1.jpg 217 KB JPG >tastes like c-- >smells like c-- >looks like c-- But it's totally cheese, right? right? : Anonymous 04/06/22(Wed)09:52:10 No.17658308 I honestly can't tell if OP is calling me gay or coming out as a f--. >>17658327 #

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Anon has no money | /r/Greentext

No.49827933 14 hours ago 256875215857.jpg JPG 370.8 KiB 1080x1080 > Hey, youre pretty cute. Come sit next to me, lets talk! 38 replies No.49827950 14 hours ago I don't have any money please leave me alone 3 replies
No.49827933 14 hours ago 256875215857.jpg JPG 370.8 KiB 1080x1080 > Hey, youre pretty cute. Come sit next to me, lets talk! 38 replies No.49827950 14 hours ago I don't have any money please leave me alone 3 replies

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Anon goes to egypt | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/03/19(Wed)21:19:32 No.796601670 Greentext thread cause too much p---. Sorry about formatting, I'm on mobile. >be me >hate my life >drop out of high school >parents disappointed 782 KB JPG >want to move to another country >egypt >place is actually pretty cool >get job as construction worker >building a road >boss makes me drive the steamroller >I don't have a f------ drivers license and it's the middle of the night >driving and suddenly black out >wake up on the ground >steamroller is gone >what >look around >see steamroller on the highway >how the f--- did it get there >some yellow weirdo is punching it into a high school student and yelling muda >what the f---
: Anonymous 04/03/19(Wed)21:19:32 No.796601670 Greentext thread cause too much p---. Sorry about formatting, I'm on mobile. >be me >hate my life >drop out of high school >parents disappointed 782 KB JPG >want to move to another country >egypt >place is actually pretty cool >get job as construction worker >building a road >boss makes me drive the steamroller >I don't have a f------ drivers license and it's the middle of the night >driving and suddenly black out >wake up on the ground >steamroller is gone >what >look around >see steamroller on the highway >how the f--- did it get there >some yellow weirdo is punching it into a high school student and yelling muda >what the f---

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Anon gets caught cross dressing. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 2014-12-10 00:12:51 Post No.3707165 [Report] Quoted by: >>3707208 >>3707241 >>3707424 >>3708642 >>3713284 >>3714128 >>3715323 >>3715500 File: Ruka.png (612 KB, 907x588) Image search: [Google] >I was16 Pre-hrt MIF >Stay in my (female) cousins room, at my uncle's house when My dad's goes somewhere. >Secretly Dress up in her close when I'm home there alone. >Do it frequently for months >I'm in obvious female clothes with make up and stuff on because my uncle said they would be out all day. >Door suddenly opens >. >For some reason I freeze and can't move, even if i could there's nothing I can do. >Cousin's boyfriend walks in >"Oh. are you Anon's girlfriend? Sory, I was Just getting something for (Cousin's name)." >As he's walking out, he turns around. >Starts walking closer >"hold on you look familiar" >I start shaking really bad >He bursts out laughing >"Your Anon!" >Start crying >He says to not worry he won't tell anyone if I do something for him >Small southern town USA have no other choice. >Starts off as a small sexual thing >Eventually it develops into full blown r---. >Starts asking me to send him pictures and stuff >I comply, but record the conversations and text messages >I then blackmail him. he has alot more to lose than I do, plus I have proof. >Get him to buy me clothes and other things. >Make him beg me not to tell anyone occasionally >Months go buy >Cousin crying in her room >"Hey what's wrong" | say >Find out that her boyfriend killed himself >Run outside and smash my phone into tiny pieces >Can't stop shaking >Dad starts asking me if l'm gay >"N-no w-what makes you say that???" >Explains to me that cousin's boyfriend said that he loved me in his suicide note..
Anonymous 2014-12-10 00:12:51 Post No.3707165 [Report] Quoted by: >>3707208 >>3707241 >>3707424 >>3708642 >>3713284 >>3714128 >>3715323 >>3715500 File: Ruka.png (612 KB, 907x588) Image search: [Google] >I was16 Pre-hrt MIF >Stay in my (female) cousins room, at my uncle's house when My dad's goes somewhere. >Secretly Dress up in her close when I'm home there alone. >Do it frequently for months >I'm in obvious female clothes with make up and stuff on because my uncle said they would be out all day. >Door suddenly opens >. >For some reason I freeze and can't move, even if i could there's nothing I can do. >Cousin's boyfriend walks in >"Oh. are you Anon's girlfriend? Sory, I was Just getting something for (Cousin's name)." >As he's walking out, he turns around. >Starts walking closer >"hold on you look familiar" >I start shaking really bad >He bursts out laughing >"Your Anon!" >Start crying >He says to not worry he won't tell anyone if I do something for him >Small southern town USA have no other choice. >Starts off as a small sexual thing >Eventually it develops into full blown r---. >Starts asking me to send him pictures and stuff >I comply, but record the conversations and text messages >I then blackmail him. he has alot more to lose than I do, plus I have proof. >Get him to buy me clothes and other things. >Make him beg me not to tell anyone occasionally >Months go buy >Cousin crying in her room >"Hey what's wrong" | say >Find out that her boyfriend killed himself >Run outside and smash my phone into tiny pieces >Can't stop shaking >Dad starts asking me if l'm gay >"N-no w-what makes you say that???" >Explains to me that cousin's boyfriend said that he loved me in his suicide note..

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