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Anon takes the trash out | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)09:48:27 No.876079573 >have to take out trash and walk the dogs >normally take the dogs out the back door >trash is out the front door >take the dogs out the front door >take the trash out >walk dogs >go around the house to the back door >it is locked 478 KВ PNG >freak out >think someone slipped in while I was rolling the trash can and locked me out >panic for five solid minutes before I realize I just went out the other door
: Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)09:48:27 No.876079573 >have to take out trash and walk the dogs >normally take the dogs out the back door >trash is out the front door >take the dogs out the front door >take the trash out >walk dogs >go around the house to the back door >it is locked 478 KВ PNG >freak out >think someone slipped in while I was rolling the trash can and locked me out >panic for five solid minutes before I realize I just went out the other door

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4chan thinks anon is sad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)01:26:22 No.876074733 >Be me >Find an absolute 11/10 woman >Never seen a woman as good looking as her >Find out she has OF >Anti-OF, but make an account just for her and sub to her 15 KB PNG >Tip her good amounts and talk to her >Slowly start talking to her on a regular basis >We become comfortable and she shares details of herself, including the college she goes to. ffw couple months >Lose job >Can't maintain my subscription anymore >She tells me she won't do it for free >I have all her content and information about her >Tell her if she doesn't l'll send her content to her school and family >Panic.jpeg >Doesn't respond, deletes OF, and every social media she has >mfw i got a thot off of OF She was probably making good money too. : Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)01:27:49 No.876074802 >>876074733 (OP)_# Get a life, loser. >>876076856 # : Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)01:30:46 No.876074923 >>876074733 (OP) # Your life is sadder than that of an OnlyFans thot, I want you to think about that before you go to sleep tonight : Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)01:30:50 No.876074927 >>876074733 (OP) # Jesus this is sad : Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)01:33:33 No.876075056 this looks like something reddit would write but they were too scared so they posted it here and screencapped to post on reddit : Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)01:36:29 No.876075188 >>876074733 (OP) # Include me in the screenshot f----- : Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)01:41:22 No.876075411 >>876074733 (OP) # >Find an absolute 11/10 woman >Find You are unspeakably creepy >>876075611 # : Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)01:44:34 No.876075525 >Find an absolute 11/10 woman >r--- her face because she'll like it >fart on /b/ poster #876075411 : Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)01:45:14 No.876075547 You should still tell the family Imao >>876075590 # : Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)01:46:21 No.876075590 >>876075547 # This.
: Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)01:26:22 No.876074733 >Be me >Find an absolute 11/10 woman >Never seen a woman as good looking as her >Find out she has OF >Anti-OF, but make an account just for her and sub to her 15 KB PNG >Tip her good amounts and talk to her >Slowly start talking to her on a regular basis >We become comfortable and she shares details of herself, including the college she goes to. ffw couple months >Lose job >Can't maintain my subscription anymore >She tells me she won't do it for free >I have all her content and information about her >Tell her if she doesn't l'll send her content to her school and family >Panic.jpeg >Doesn't respond, deletes OF, and every social media she has >mfw i got a thot off of OF She was probably making good money too. : Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)01:27:49 No.876074802 >>876074733 (OP)_# Get a life, loser. >>876076856 # : Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)01:30:46 No.876074923 >>876074733 (OP) # Your life is sadder than that of an OnlyFans thot, I want you to think about that before you go to sleep tonight : Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)01:30:50 No.876074927 >>876074733 (OP) # Jesus this is sad : Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)01:33:33 No.876075056 this looks like something reddit would write but they were too scared so they posted it here and screencapped to post on reddit : Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)01:36:29 No.876075188 >>876074733 (OP) # Include me in the screenshot f----- : Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)01:41:22 No.876075411 >>876074733 (OP) # >Find an absolute 11/10 woman >Find You are unspeakably creepy >>876075611 # : Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)01:44:34 No.876075525 >Find an absolute 11/10 woman >r--- her face because she'll like it >fart on /b/ poster #876075411 : Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)01:45:14 No.876075547 You should still tell the family Imao >>876075590 # : Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)01:46:21 No.876075590 >>876075547 # This.

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Anon likes girls in heels | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)11:22:50 No.68171795 >be me >not tall but not short >average looking >get matches on dating apps here and there >they're always a few inches shorter than me 349 KB JPG >no foot fetish, but think it's sexy when girls wear heels >when I'm chatting with a match, I usually mention heels being sexy >gets the conversation from friendly to playful banter >almost all the girls I get a date with show up in heels >makes them the same height as me >every time I message a girl after a date she says she "didn't feel a connection" Am I cucking myself by trying to get a girl to wear heels on our date?
: Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)11:22:50 No.68171795 >be me >not tall but not short >average looking >get matches on dating apps here and there >they're always a few inches shorter than me 349 KB JPG >no foot fetish, but think it's sexy when girls wear heels >when I'm chatting with a match, I usually mention heels being sexy >gets the conversation from friendly to playful banter >almost all the girls I get a date with show up in heels >makes them the same height as me >every time I message a girl after a date she says she "didn't feel a connection" Am I cucking myself by trying to get a girl to wear heels on our date?

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Anon discovered fire | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)11:38:31 No.66294144 What if I pedal the stationary bike with my hands? 21 KB JPG : Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)11:39:12 No.66294152 >>66294144 (OP) # you don't burn kcal, you gain some : Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)13:05:54 No.66294839 >>66294144 (OP) # Why would you do this? >>66294848 # : Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)13:06:59 No.66294848 >>66294839 # The man here is discovering fire and you ask him why
: Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)11:38:31 No.66294144 What if I pedal the stationary bike with my hands? 21 KB JPG : Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)11:39:12 No.66294152 >>66294144 (OP) # you don't burn kcal, you gain some : Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)13:05:54 No.66294839 >>66294144 (OP) # Why would you do this? >>66294848 # : Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)13:06:59 No.66294848 >>66294839 # The man here is discovering fire and you ask him why

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OP's son asks some important questions. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/09/16(Mon)10:55:06 No.683441433 >>683436679 # "dad, why do you have a frog on a unicycle tattooed on your leg?" "well son, it was a popular meme for a few months in 2016" "what's a meme?" "well, it was the internet version of a circle-jerk, son" "f------ kill yourself, dad.."
: Anonymous 05/09/16(Mon)10:55:06 No.683441433 >>683436679 # "dad, why do you have a frog on a unicycle tattooed on your leg?" "well son, it was a popular meme for a few months in 2016" "what's a meme?" "well, it was the internet version of a circle-jerk, son" "f------ kill yourself, dad.."

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Anon made a prediction (stolen from an old post) | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: /PKXCIT2 02/26/22(Sat)10:20:50 No.363537891 >apparently Ukranians are killing Russians left and right Avengers style >taking out thousands tanks a day >Ghost and Iron Man of Kiev Man, retards are going to be really shocked when in a week Ukraine ends 2 KB PNG up as another oblast in Russia
Anonymous (ID: /PKXCIT2 02/26/22(Sat)10:20:50 No.363537891 >apparently Ukranians are killing Russians left and right Avengers style >taking out thousands tanks a day >Ghost and Iron Man of Kiev Man, retards are going to be really shocked when in a week Ukraine ends 2 KB PNG up as another oblast in Russia

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Anon doesn't know her usual | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/08/22(Fri)02:27:44 No.17665250 2len Fischman What was the worst night you THIS IS LITERALLY THE F----- SIGN AT THE PIE SHOP ever had as a chef in the Kitchen? 28 KB JPG : Anonymous 04/08/22(Fri)02:42:16 No.17665290 : Anonymous 04/08/22(Fri)02:49:40 No.17665327 Not quite kitchen work but: >Just after college >Work at coffee shop so I can get money handling experience for clerical work for a basic bitch government job >High power lawyer boss babe 40 KB JPG walks in >Asks me for "the usual" >IDK what that is >She's offended that IDK what that is >She never comes back >Co-workers are p----- at me because she tipped really well >MFW she was like my 3rd customer on my first day of my first food service job >>17665350 # >>17665375 # >>17665454 # >>17665550 # >>17666646 # >>17668447 # >>17674500 # >>17675108 #
: Anonymous 04/08/22(Fri)02:27:44 No.17665250 2len Fischman What was the worst night you THIS IS LITERALLY THE F----- SIGN AT THE PIE SHOP ever had as a chef in the Kitchen? 28 KB JPG : Anonymous 04/08/22(Fri)02:42:16 No.17665290 : Anonymous 04/08/22(Fri)02:49:40 No.17665327 Not quite kitchen work but: >Just after college >Work at coffee shop so I can get money handling experience for clerical work for a basic bitch government job >High power lawyer boss babe 40 KB JPG walks in >Asks me for "the usual" >IDK what that is >She's offended that IDK what that is >She never comes back >Co-workers are p----- at me because she tipped really well >MFW she was like my 3rd customer on my first day of my first food service job >>17665350 # >>17665375 # >>17665454 # >>17665550 # >>17666646 # >>17668447 # >>17674500 # >>17675108 #

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Anon is confused | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: SlmnRW0h 10/02/21(Sat)22:47:33 No.341853162 Tilt-turn-windows-arrows-700x311.jpg| 25 KB JPG This puzzles, confuses, and enrages the American : Anonymous (ID: JDRDIna6 10/02/21(Sat)22:48:29 No.341853252 >>341853162(OP)_# What the f--- >>341853405 # >>341854838 # >>341856774 #
: Anonymous (ID: SlmnRW0h 10/02/21(Sat)22:47:33 No.341853162 Tilt-turn-windows-arrows-700x311.jpg| 25 KB JPG This puzzles, confuses, and enrages the American : Anonymous (ID: JDRDIna6 10/02/21(Sat)22:48:29 No.341853252 >>341853162(OP)_# What the f--- >>341853405 # >>341854838 # >>341856774 #

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I don't even know what to title this | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)01:36:55 No.876046578 > be me > Tell sister I might be interested in starting to date > She says she'll do the dating app stuff for me (swiping+ introductions + descriptions etc.) > I'm fine with that, less of a hit to 242 KB JPG my mental health Week passed > Sister comes to me > "Boys have it rough, when I go on dating sites I get tons of swipes, but you only got a few and no one sends a message first, and most don't reply, I don't get it, you're not ugly and we even lied a bit on your profile to make you sound cooler" Reminded me of how much I hate women (except for my sister's of course, I can bare them), wondering if I should just go gay, if I see a male I feel indifferent, when I see a female I feel disgust and/or hatred. When I see a mentally ill male (trans) that actually looks good, I see best of both worlds, female body with (slightly ill) male mind Note: the only people that was actually interested in dating me (replied) were fat black girls, but I'm fat racist, so I wasn't interested unless they work out > Inb4 f--- your sisters No, they're still the gender I despise so much
: Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)01:36:55 No.876046578 > be me > Tell sister I might be interested in starting to date > She says she'll do the dating app stuff for me (swiping+ introductions + descriptions etc.) > I'm fine with that, less of a hit to 242 KB JPG my mental health Week passed > Sister comes to me > "Boys have it rough, when I go on dating sites I get tons of swipes, but you only got a few and no one sends a message first, and most don't reply, I don't get it, you're not ugly and we even lied a bit on your profile to make you sound cooler" Reminded me of how much I hate women (except for my sister's of course, I can bare them), wondering if I should just go gay, if I see a male I feel indifferent, when I see a female I feel disgust and/or hatred. When I see a mentally ill male (trans) that actually looks good, I see best of both worlds, female body with (slightly ill) male mind Note: the only people that was actually interested in dating me (replied) were fat black girls, but I'm fat racist, so I wasn't interested unless they work out > Inb4 f--- your sisters No, they're still the gender I despise so much

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Anon sees antisemitism everywhere | /r/Greentext

* Anonymous (ID: Zk/Dn5nF ) A 08/28/21(Sat)20:06:09 No.336617480 WITH EWE S. YOU LOSE! Zootopia With Ewes you Lose.jpg 758 KB JPG >>336601926 (OP) # Zootopia, the tale of a brave cop who exposes a Ewish conspiracy to flood the ghettos with drugs and incite a race war so the Ewes can seize power behind the scenes. Not even joking, that's the plot of the film.
* Anonymous (ID: Zk/Dn5nF ) A 08/28/21(Sat)20:06:09 No.336617480 WITH EWE S. YOU LOSE! Zootopia With Ewes you Lose.jpg 758 KB JPG >>336601926 (OP) # Zootopia, the tale of a brave cop who exposes a Ewish conspiracy to flood the ghettos with drugs and incite a race war so the Ewes can seize power behind the scenes. Not even joking, that's the plot of the film.

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anon pulls an all nighter | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/10/22(Sun)20:21:35 No.68162915 >Notice at 9pm I have a speech and 12 page essay due the next day worth 30% of my grade >Pull an all nighter trying to scramble something together >End up with an 8 page essay and an incomprehensible speech >Go to class >Been up for 36 hours, can't even think >Have an anxiety attack, hide in the back of the class so the professor doesn't notice me >Manage to never get called on >Gaslight the professor and say I was there the whole time and she never called me so I want some kind of way to make up the grade >End up just getting a pity C in the class >Stay up another 12 hours before finally crashing
Anonymous 04/10/22(Sun)20:21:35 No.68162915 >Notice at 9pm I have a speech and 12 page essay due the next day worth 30% of my grade >Pull an all nighter trying to scramble something together >End up with an 8 page essay and an incomprehensible speech >Go to class >Been up for 36 hours, can't even think >Have an anxiety attack, hide in the back of the class so the professor doesn't notice me >Manage to never get called on >Gaslight the professor and say I was there the whole time and she never called me so I want some kind of way to make up the grade >End up just getting a pity C in the class >Stay up another 12 hours before finally crashing

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Anon has a water melon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: GKaNVGpd ) 02/26/14(Wed)21:05:52 UTC-8 >be 20 >heard you can f--- watermelons >buys personal watermelon >cuts a round hole >starts f------ watermelon >took like 40mins >not much better than fapping >felt shame >buried melon in a shallow grave >come summer time melons grew in the backyard >family eats them >"you don't want any melon anon?" >no Never had watermelon since
Anonymous (ID: GKaNVGpd ) 02/26/14(Wed)21:05:52 UTC-8 >be 20 >heard you can f--- watermelons >buys personal watermelon >cuts a round hole >starts f------ watermelon >took like 40mins >not much better than fapping >felt shame >buried melon in a shallow grave >come summer time melons grew in the backyard >family eats them >"you don't want any melon anon?" >no Never had watermelon since

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anon plays chess | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)11:23:53 No.876080450 M4RS4L (998) * III 8 Capture.jpg 5 KB JPG >play chess against bri'ish f----- >make huge blunder >he sends :/ emoji to rub it in COMEBACK TIME >make huge comeback >send :/ at him 5 times >spam BO'OH O WO'AH 15 times SUCK MY D--- UK YOU FAT W---- IM BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU AT CHESS!!! THIS IS WHY WE WON THE REVOLUTION!!!
: Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)11:23:53 No.876080450 M4RS4L (998) * III 8 Capture.jpg 5 KB JPG >play chess against bri'ish f----- >make huge blunder >he sends :/ emoji to rub it in COMEBACK TIME >make huge comeback >send :/ at him 5 times >spam BO'OH O WO'AH 15 times SUCK MY D--- UK YOU FAT W---- IM BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU AT CHESS!!! THIS IS WHY WE WON THE REVOLUTION!!!

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Anon exchanges his life | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/14/17(Fri)15:49:12 No.38371043 >uncle was dying of cancer >on hospital bed >doctors said he had 1 day left to live >sad, go to my room and lock the door >radomly decide to do a blood sacrifice by sacrificing my life for his >drew a pentagram on a piece of paper 19 KB JPG and then cut my palm with a knife and soaked the paper with blood >prayed that my uncle gets better in exchange for my life >next day uncle makes a miraculous recovery This was just a coincidence r-right?
: Anonymous 07/14/17(Fri)15:49:12 No.38371043 >uncle was dying of cancer >on hospital bed >doctors said he had 1 day left to live >sad, go to my room and lock the door >radomly decide to do a blood sacrifice by sacrificing my life for his >drew a pentagram on a piece of paper 19 KB JPG and then cut my palm with a knife and soaked the paper with blood >prayed that my uncle gets better in exchange for my life >next day uncle makes a miraculous recovery This was just a coincidence r-right?

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God over hoes | /r/Greentext

Apparently women are forcing men to pick her or God Apparently women are forcing m(...) 04/10/22(Sun)17:53:39 No.14923211 my man said i can't see him cuz he has to go to mass? i told him he needs to pick it's either me or god 12/20/18, 4:26 PM 6 Retweets 40 Likes '3-3h he picked god unknown-6-1.png 82 KB PNG Spoiler:God wins. 177 Replies / 32 Images View Thread
Apparently women are forcing men to pick her or God Apparently women are forcing m(...) 04/10/22(Sun)17:53:39 No.14923211 my man said i can't see him cuz he has to go to mass? i told him he needs to pick it's either me or god 12/20/18, 4:26 PM 6 Retweets 40 Likes '3-3h he picked god unknown-6-1.png 82 KB PNG Spoiler:God wins. 177 Replies / 32 Images View Thread

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anon is home | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 2 hours ago 876079329 >feeling down all week because I feel like all my friends have moved on >look at discord to see who's on >all servers are empty >f--- >see lone fren in dead vr pregame server >join >shoot the s--- for half an hour then notif sound >owner pops in >"what are you f--- doing here? we switched servers months ago" >sends invite >join >literally everyone in the group is there >it's active like it used to be, no one left >hang out daily for weeks now I'm home /b/ros 2 REPLIES
Anonymous 2 hours ago 876079329 >feeling down all week because I feel like all my friends have moved on >look at discord to see who's on >all servers are empty >f--- >see lone fren in dead vr pregame server >join >shoot the s--- for half an hour then notif sound >owner pops in >"what are you f--- doing here? we switched servers months ago" >sends invite >join >literally everyone in the group is there >it's active like it used to be, no one left >hang out daily for weeks now I'm home /b/ros 2 REPLIES

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Anon gets a new job | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)09:38:33 No.68166672 >first day as busboy >black guy asks for orange juice >I say "you know you have to pay for that, right?" >he says "yeah, of course" >l get the juice >his friend asks "what did you 10 KB JPG mean by that question?" >try explaining I thought he was asking for a refill >they don't get it and complain to my manager >fired for racism 11 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)09:38:33 No.68166672 >first day as busboy >black guy asks for orange juice >I say "you know you have to pay for that, right?" >he says "yeah, of course" >l get the juice >his friend asks "what did you 10 KB JPG mean by that question?" >try explaining I thought he was asking for a refill >they don't get it and complain to my manager >fired for racism 11 Replies View Thread

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Anon reconnects with a friend | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)09:17:12 No.876078870 >>876077247(OP) # >reconnecting with friends from highschool >whole crew is together, except one >remember him being the easy going, soft spoken, big dude of the group >he didn't have social media, no one knew his number >we all decide to do some investigating >trying to find relatives when someone brought up his ex >leads us down a rabbit hole of talking to various people about him >hearing them talk about him and all the stuff he got up to after graduation >joined the French Foreign Legion >came back, got cancer, beat cancer >fell in love, lost her in a car accident, got disfigured in the same accident >became a recluse, only talked to immediate family >they said he started talking about metaphysics and esoteric stuff >eventually, out of the blue, sold his place and moved into his dad's old cabin in the woods >no clue where this is but catch up with his mom who has a vague idea as to where >roll up to find him on the porch, in a rocking chair, dead >apparently the cancer came back and we're guessing he wanted to let it take him rather than possibly undergo treatments again >place was full of books, deep freezer filled with processed venison >had a henhouse, veggie garden, everything >according to the autopsy we were actually only a few hours late >still think back to it, wondering how it might've gone if we found him sooner or if maybe it was good we found him when we did >>876079443 #
: Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)09:17:12 No.876078870 >>876077247(OP) # >reconnecting with friends from highschool >whole crew is together, except one >remember him being the easy going, soft spoken, big dude of the group >he didn't have social media, no one knew his number >we all decide to do some investigating >trying to find relatives when someone brought up his ex >leads us down a rabbit hole of talking to various people about him >hearing them talk about him and all the stuff he got up to after graduation >joined the French Foreign Legion >came back, got cancer, beat cancer >fell in love, lost her in a car accident, got disfigured in the same accident >became a recluse, only talked to immediate family >they said he started talking about metaphysics and esoteric stuff >eventually, out of the blue, sold his place and moved into his dad's old cabin in the woods >no clue where this is but catch up with his mom who has a vague idea as to where >roll up to find him on the porch, in a rocking chair, dead >apparently the cancer came back and we're guessing he wanted to let it take him rather than possibly undergo treatments again >place was full of books, deep freezer filled with processed venison >had a henhouse, veggie garden, everything >according to the autopsy we were actually only a few hours late >still think back to it, wondering how it might've gone if we found him sooner or if maybe it was good we found him when we did >>876079443 #

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Anon speaks the truth | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: (ktgkEeys 04/10/22(Sun)16:44:15 No.372128474 >Be Slovakia >Give its only form of AA defence (ONE S-300 launcher) to Ukraine for free, which is 100% of all Slovakia's AA capability >3 patriot defense systems arrive, fourth one is promised but not here yet 女 95 KB JPG >Patriot is inferior to S-300, does not have the same range or capabilities >Slovaks cannot use Patriot, they are manned by Dutch, German and US soldiers who are now stationed in Slovakia >Patriots are here on a temporary basis, they dont belong to us and can be removed at any moment if Netherlands or German decide to withdraw them, we cant do anything to stop it >Guberment did this in secret and lied about it so "russians do not know our top secret plans" Our government is so retarded that it physically hurts
: Anonymous (ID: (ktgkEeys 04/10/22(Sun)16:44:15 No.372128474 >Be Slovakia >Give its only form of AA defence (ONE S-300 launcher) to Ukraine for free, which is 100% of all Slovakia's AA capability >3 patriot defense systems arrive, fourth one is promised but not here yet 女 95 KB JPG >Patriot is inferior to S-300, does not have the same range or capabilities >Slovaks cannot use Patriot, they are manned by Dutch, German and US soldiers who are now stationed in Slovakia >Patriots are here on a temporary basis, they dont belong to us and can be removed at any moment if Netherlands or German decide to withdraw them, we cant do anything to stop it >Guberment did this in secret and lied about it so "russians do not know our top secret plans" Our government is so retarded that it physically hurts

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This generation is doomed | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: CYaRqWDp 07/28/17(Fri)08:3 >>135275894 >>135276090 >>135276165 >>135277069 >>135278 >>135286564 >>135286951 >>135289136 >>135289396 >>135290 >Brother is a history teacher for kids in 5th grade >Told me he brought up 9/11 to his class >Said kids went instantly insane >They didn't know it was real >One kid said he thought it was just a meme
Anonymous (ID: CYaRqWDp 07/28/17(Fri)08:3 >>135275894 >>135276090 >>135276165 >>135277069 >>135278 >>135286564 >>135286951 >>135289136 >>135289396 >>135290 >Brother is a history teacher for kids in 5th grade >Told me he brought up 9/11 to his class >Said kids went instantly insane >They didn't know it was real >One kid said he thought it was just a meme

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