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: Anonymous 04/17/22(Sun)08:18:34 No.68252604 >meet girl online last month >spending most days in calls together >asks me to "cuddle" over vc multiple times a week >sleeping in vc together >kisses the mic as if to give me kisses >watching our fave anime together >the feels start coming in 68 KB JPG >havent felt anything like this in 2 years >plan to ask her to be my girlfriend in the upcoming days >wake up >find out shes getting kicked out of her home by her parents >ask her does she have anywhere she can go for the next few days >"oh yeah im just gonna move in with my boyfriend"
: Anonymous 04/17/22(Sun)08:18:34 No.68252604 >meet girl online last month >spending most days in calls together >asks me to "cuddle" over vc multiple times a week >sleeping in vc together >kisses the mic as if to give me kisses >watching our fave anime together >the feels start coming in 68 KB JPG >havent felt anything like this in 2 years >plan to ask her to be my girlfriend in the upcoming days >wake up >find out shes getting kicked out of her home by her parents >ask her does she have anywhere she can go for the next few days >"oh yeah im just gonna move in with my boyfriend"

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Anon erroneously does not ask for consent | /r/Greentext

> In college, walking down a pathway > see a table with what looks like model penises on it 15 KB JPG > Decide to investigate > They are model penises > girl at the table asks me if I know how to use a condom and I say yes > She asks me to prove it by putting one on a model >I do, and she says I did it wrong because I didn't ask the model for consent > I'm a r-----
> In college, walking down a pathway > see a table with what looks like model penises on it 15 KB JPG > Decide to investigate > They are model penises > girl at the table asks me if I know how to use a condom and I say yes > She asks me to prove it by putting one on a model >I do, and she says I did it wrong because I didn't ask the model for consent > I'm a r-----

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Anon is a little creepy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/30/21(Wed)13:41:38 No.64377723 >walking to convenience store to buy snacks >see random girl, about my age with a nirvana shirt on >me: "hey whats your favorite nirvana song?" 8 KB JPG >her: "i dont know" >me: "but youre wearing the shirt" >her: "please stop" >me: "what?" >her: "youre being creepy" >me: "define creepy" >her: "no... just leave me alone please"
: Anonymous 06/30/21(Wed)13:41:38 No.64377723 >walking to convenience store to buy snacks >see random girl, about my age with a nirvana shirt on >me: "hey whats your favorite nirvana song?" 8 KB JPG >her: "i dont know" >me: "but youre wearing the shirt" >her: "please stop" >me: "what?" >her: "youre being creepy" >me: "define creepy" >her: "no... just leave me alone please"

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anon wants to die | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/16/22(Sat)21:53:20 No.68251878 >be awkward lonely khv that's never had female attention >washing dishes at work, minding my own business >Pretty waitress girl walks up to 44 KB JPG me >"Anon do you wanna go out on a date" >"S-sure!" >She starts laughing >Her coworker waitress friend who's also a Stacy comes in the back with a kazoo and confetti >"It was a dare!!" They laugh while saying in unison How do you respond? : Anonymous 04/16/22(Sat)21:54:54 No.68251891 kill myself on the spot in front of them >>68251925 #
: Anonymous 04/16/22(Sat)21:53:20 No.68251878 >be awkward lonely khv that's never had female attention >washing dishes at work, minding my own business >Pretty waitress girl walks up to 44 KB JPG me >"Anon do you wanna go out on a date" >"S-sure!" >She starts laughing >Her coworker waitress friend who's also a Stacy comes in the back with a kazoo and confetti >"It was a dare!!" They laugh while saying in unison How do you respond? : Anonymous 04/16/22(Sat)21:54:54 No.68251891 kill myself on the spot in front of them >>68251925 #

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Anon is a leaf | /r/Greentext

>grow green >turn brown >refuse to elaborate further >leaves
>grow green >turn brown >refuse to elaborate further >leaves

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Primordial femboys | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/17/22(Sun)00:32:16 No.68247244 >Be Celtic Gaul >Join Roman army for money >Join for Mediterranean bois >Do my service and become Roman citizen >Meet cute Greek Twink 75 KB JPG >About to f--- his f--- his bussy >His Roman master comes home >Threatened with execution if I don't leave Rome >Called a barbarian savage Is it because I'm Celtic bros?
: Anonymous 04/17/22(Sun)00:32:16 No.68247244 >Be Celtic Gaul >Join Roman army for money >Join for Mediterranean bois >Do my service and become Roman citizen >Meet cute Greek Twink 75 KB JPG >About to f--- his f--- his bussy >His Roman master comes home >Threatened with execution if I don't leave Rome >Called a barbarian savage Is it because I'm Celtic bros?

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Anon "acquires" control rods. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/21/21(Wed)18:07:08 No.50016654 fuel.jpg 266 KB JPG Hey /k/, I've recently acquired a source of neutrons. Do you know what drillbits have the most cobalt in them? I'm working on a technical project. Pic related, a spent fuel bundle. Also: how much blood is still a healthy amount of blood to pee?
: Anonymous 07/21/21(Wed)18:07:08 No.50016654 fuel.jpg 266 KB JPG Hey /k/, I've recently acquired a source of neutrons. Do you know what drillbits have the most cobalt in them? I'm working on a technical project. Pic related, a spent fuel bundle. Also: how much blood is still a healthy amount of blood to pee?

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Anon loves mom | /r/Greentext

>be 11 year old me >Minecraft 1.0 comes out >want to get it >mom doesn't get me it at first >feelsbad.png >Easter rolls around >mom hands me a paper >its a username and password >mom got me an account for Easter >thanks mom 9.9 kB JPG >play minecraft all the time >make lots of memories and friends playing minecraft >fast forward to now >redownload Minecraft for the hell of it >look around for paper with username and password >find it >username is my name spelled backwards >lol >password.. >"lovemom" >love you mom
>be 11 year old me >Minecraft 1.0 comes out >want to get it >mom doesn't get me it at first >feelsbad.png >Easter rolls around >mom hands me a paper >its a username and password >mom got me an account for Easter >thanks mom 9.9 kB JPG >play minecraft all the time >make lots of memories and friends playing minecraft >fast forward to now >redownload Minecraft for the hell of it >look around for paper with username and password >find it >username is my name spelled backwards >lol >password.. >"lovemom" >love you mom

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Anon is pissed off at the Justice System | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/16/22(Sat)13:07:15 No.876398416 What do you think about Justice systems letting deranged, murderous teens get off scot free? Daniel Petry, a 16 year old from Brazil 102 KB JPG >got scammed out of $2 by some 12 year old >decides to break into his house, violently r--- him, and dismember him while he's still alive (also blames it on the victim after getting caught and shows no remorse) >only got sentenced to 3 years in a juvenile delinquency center, and was later given a new identity The unnamed 17 year old who took part in the 2012 Nirbhaya Bus Attack in India >a 23 year old medical student was beaten, tortured, and gang-r---- by a group of six men on a bus >one died in prison, and four of them were sentenced to death, but the 17 year old only got three years in a reform facility before also being given a new identity The 3 Junko Furuta killers who were under 18 >kidnapped a young girl and beat, tortured, and r---- her over the course of 44 days >Shinji Minato and Yasushi Watanabe both got sentences of around 5 years >Jo Ogura got 8 years in a juvenile detention facility, but later kidnapped and assaulted a man (he would also boast about getting away with what he did to Junko Furuta) >all of them are free men right now, and living with new identities Why the are these sick f---- being allowed back into society? People are saying "oh, they were just children when they did it" like it automatically excuses them of their crimes. When I was 17 I was riding my bike and playing CS:GO, not r----- and murdering people. They knew damn well what they were doing, and all of them got off with a slap on the wrist because they happened to be under 18
: Anonymous 04/16/22(Sat)13:07:15 No.876398416 What do you think about Justice systems letting deranged, murderous teens get off scot free? Daniel Petry, a 16 year old from Brazil 102 KB JPG >got scammed out of $2 by some 12 year old >decides to break into his house, violently r--- him, and dismember him while he's still alive (also blames it on the victim after getting caught and shows no remorse) >only got sentenced to 3 years in a juvenile delinquency center, and was later given a new identity The unnamed 17 year old who took part in the 2012 Nirbhaya Bus Attack in India >a 23 year old medical student was beaten, tortured, and gang-r---- by a group of six men on a bus >one died in prison, and four of them were sentenced to death, but the 17 year old only got three years in a reform facility before also being given a new identity The 3 Junko Furuta killers who were under 18 >kidnapped a young girl and beat, tortured, and r---- her over the course of 44 days >Shinji Minato and Yasushi Watanabe both got sentences of around 5 years >Jo Ogura got 8 years in a juvenile detention facility, but later kidnapped and assaulted a man (he would also boast about getting away with what he did to Junko Furuta) >all of them are free men right now, and living with new identities Why the are these sick f---- being allowed back into society? People are saying "oh, they were just children when they did it" like it automatically excuses them of their crimes. When I was 17 I was riding my bike and playing CS:GO, not r----- and murdering people. They knew damn well what they were doing, and all of them got off with a slap on the wrist because they happened to be under 18

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Anon live in a shithole | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/03/21(Sat)11:12:40 No.64419340 >wage slut. minimum wage + unpaid overtime! >finaly save enough money to buy myself a fridge >have to ask coworker, if he can help me pick it up, caus no car >"no problem! Anon" >f--- yeah, i now have a fridge in 922 KB PNG my flat > >next day, everyone at work gossips in what a s------- i live View Thread
: Anonymous 07/03/21(Sat)11:12:40 No.64419340 >wage slut. minimum wage + unpaid overtime! >finaly save enough money to buy myself a fridge >have to ask coworker, if he can help me pick it up, caus no car >"no problem! Anon" >f--- yeah, i now have a fridge in 922 KB PNG my flat > >next day, everyone at work gossips in what a s------- i live View Thread

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Anon is going to die soon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Am I Next? 04/16/22(Sat)15:08:17 No.68245174 i am going to die.jpg 69 KB JPG >be me, 36 >3 friends have died in the last 8 months >one from a brain bleed >one from a car crash >one from bat flu >decided to get off my ass and workout to ease the pain >go to the gym and get on the treadmill >slow pace but 10 minutes in i begin feeling very very faint >stop and sit on a bench >i'm not that out of shape >6 feet tall weighs 220 pounds >try it again >same thing >remain dizzy the rest of the day >go to dr >says just keep excerising it will get better >go again >same f------ thing >have headahces all day long how long to do i have?
: Anonymous Am I Next? 04/16/22(Sat)15:08:17 No.68245174 i am going to die.jpg 69 KB JPG >be me, 36 >3 friends have died in the last 8 months >one from a brain bleed >one from a car crash >one from bat flu >decided to get off my ass and workout to ease the pain >go to the gym and get on the treadmill >slow pace but 10 minutes in i begin feeling very very faint >stop and sit on a bench >i'm not that out of shape >6 feet tall weighs 220 pounds >try it again >same thing >remain dizzy the rest of the day >go to dr >says just keep excerising it will get better >go again >same f------ thing >have headahces all day long how long to do i have?

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Anon meets a Russian soldier. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 2vi+g+ig 03/12/22(Sat)13:08:03 No.366704633 >>366 366705220 >>366705227 >>366705497 >>366705528 >>366705593 >>366705873 >>366706095 > 366710146 >>366710232 >>366710250 >>366710410 >>366710838 >>366710912 >>366711017 > 366717186 >>366717374 >>366717790 >>366717810 >>366717905 >>366718344 >>366718436 > 366720901 >>366721061 >>366722007 >>366723757 >>366724591 >>366726168 >>366726463 > a russian soldier just knocked on my f------ door and asked for food jesus christ I thought it was a meme
Anonymous (ID: 2vi+g+ig 03/12/22(Sat)13:08:03 No.366704633 >>366 366705220 >>366705227 >>366705497 >>366705528 >>366705593 >>366705873 >>366706095 > 366710146 >>366710232 >>366710250 >>366710410 >>366710838 >>366710912 >>366711017 > 366717186 >>366717374 >>366717790 >>366717810 >>366717905 >>366718344 >>366718436 > 366720901 >>366721061 >>366722007 >>366723757 >>366724591 >>366726168 >>366726463 > a russian soldier just knocked on my f------ door and asked for food jesus christ I thought it was a meme

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Brood mare | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/06/21(Sat)14:58:49 No.66050309 >go to anime movie >brood of e-girls comes in >talking loud non-stop the entire movie, laughing, ignores everyone around them >didn't catch the plot 992 KB PNG : Anonymous 11/06/21(Sat)14:59:39 No.66050321 >>66050309 (OP) # >go to anime movie This was your mistake Torrent that s---
: Anonymous 11/06/21(Sat)14:58:49 No.66050309 >go to anime movie >brood of e-girls comes in >talking loud non-stop the entire movie, laughing, ignores everyone around them >didn't catch the plot 992 KB PNG : Anonymous 11/06/21(Sat)14:59:39 No.66050321 >>66050309 (OP) # >go to anime movie This was your mistake Torrent that s---

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Anon likes entomology | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/16/22(Sat)02:06:59 No.68235862 >>68235677 (OP) # >Human girls with some bug parts f------ gross >Literal radroach shaking her bugussy at me HNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGG
: Anonymous 04/16/22(Sat)02:06:59 No.68235862 >>68235677 (OP) # >Human girls with some bug parts f------ gross >Literal radroach shaking her bugussy at me HNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGG

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anon is near a teen | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/16/22(Sat)15:44:31 No.876378981 2013 > be me > be Neil Druckmann > living with 9-year-old daughter > love her > make Last of Us 2020 > daughter is 16 years-old > lived with a teenager > make Last of Us II
Anonymous 04/16/22(Sat)15:44:31 No.876378981 2013 > be me > be Neil Druckmann > living with 9-year-old daughter > love her > make Last of Us 2020 > daughter is 16 years-old > lived with a teenager > make Last of Us II

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Anon gets a GF | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/15/21(Wed)15:04:47 No.66575792 >girl I've been paying $600 a month to be my girlfriend says she's caught feelings for me and has started refusing my money >gave me back $1800 out of the $3000 I've paid so far >says she'll give me back the rest when she gets the money 295 KB PNG >wants to see me more often now What do I do now? Anonymous 12/15/21(Wed)15:07:20 No.66575822 >>66575792 (OP) >What do I do now? enjoy your gf for free?
Anonymous 12/15/21(Wed)15:04:47 No.66575792 >girl I've been paying $600 a month to be my girlfriend says she's caught feelings for me and has started refusing my money >gave me back $1800 out of the $3000 I've paid so far >says she'll give me back the rest when she gets the money 295 KB PNG >wants to see me more often now What do I do now? Anonymous 12/15/21(Wed)15:07:20 No.66575822 >>66575792 (OP) >What do I do now? enjoy your gf for free?

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Anon is displeased | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/19/21(Mon)01:30:34 No.852427346 >be school in Florida >worried trans kids will make sports unfair >mandate "genital inspection of minors" >literally enable sexual 22 KB JPG abuse of children
: Anonymous 04/19/21(Mon)01:30:34 No.852427346 >be school in Florida >worried trans kids will make sports unfair >mandate "genital inspection of minors" >literally enable sexual 22 KB JPG abuse of children

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anon gets outplayed | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous dialogue options 04/16/22(Sat)19:21:04 No.68243972 > be me > on date > girl asks: "oh btw, I had plastic surgery, guess which one!" > there's no right answer to this, I just know it > say "ah no, this could be super mean haha" like a wuss 424 KB JPG > she insists that I say something > "ummm, maybe you broke your nose as a child and they had to fix it?" > she says it was her ears > asks whether her nose looks bad true combo every time, god damn it
: Anonymous dialogue options 04/16/22(Sat)19:21:04 No.68243972 > be me > on date > girl asks: "oh btw, I had plastic surgery, guess which one!" > there's no right answer to this, I just know it > say "ah no, this could be super mean haha" like a wuss 424 KB JPG > she insists that I say something > "ummm, maybe you broke your nose as a child and they had to fix it?" > she says it was her ears > asks whether her nose looks bad true combo every time, god damn it

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