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Anon loves mom | /r/Greentext

>be 11 year old me >Minecraft 1.0 comes out >want to get it >mom doesn't get me it at first >feelsbad.png >Easter rolls around >mom hands me a paper >its a username and password >mom got me an account for Easter >thanks mom 9.9 kB JPG >play minecraft all the time >make lots of memories and friends playing minecraft >fast forward to now >redownload Minecraft for the hell of it >look around for paper with username and password >find it >username is my name spelled backwards >lol >password.. >"lovemom" >love you mom
>be 11 year old me >Minecraft 1.0 comes out >want to get it >mom doesn't get me it at first >feelsbad.png >Easter rolls around >mom hands me a paper >its a username and password >mom got me an account for Easter >thanks mom 9.9 kB JPG >play minecraft all the time >make lots of memories and friends playing minecraft >fast forward to now >redownload Minecraft for the hell of it >look around for paper with username and password >find it >username is my name spelled backwards >lol >password.. >"lovemom" >love you mom

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Anon is pissed off at the Justice System | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/16/22(Sat)13:07:15 No.876398416 What do you think about Justice systems letting deranged, murderous teens get off scot free? Daniel Petry, a 16 year old from Brazil 102 KB JPG >got scammed out of $2 by some 12 year old >decides to break into his house, violently r--- him, and dismember him while he's still alive (also blames it on the victim after getting caught and shows no remorse) >only got sentenced to 3 years in a juvenile delinquency center, and was later given a new identity The unnamed 17 year old who took part in the 2012 Nirbhaya Bus Attack in India >a 23 year old medical student was beaten, tortured, and gang-r---- by a group of six men on a bus >one died in prison, and four of them were sentenced to death, but the 17 year old only got three years in a reform facility before also being given a new identity The 3 Junko Furuta killers who were under 18 >kidnapped a young girl and beat, tortured, and r---- her over the course of 44 days >Shinji Minato and Yasushi Watanabe both got sentences of around 5 years >Jo Ogura got 8 years in a juvenile detention facility, but later kidnapped and assaulted a man (he would also boast about getting away with what he did to Junko Furuta) >all of them are free men right now, and living with new identities Why the are these sick f---- being allowed back into society? People are saying "oh, they were just children when they did it" like it automatically excuses them of their crimes. When I was 17 I was riding my bike and playing CS:GO, not r----- and murdering people. They knew damn well what they were doing, and all of them got off with a slap on the wrist because they happened to be under 18
: Anonymous 04/16/22(Sat)13:07:15 No.876398416 What do you think about Justice systems letting deranged, murderous teens get off scot free? Daniel Petry, a 16 year old from Brazil 102 KB JPG >got scammed out of $2 by some 12 year old >decides to break into his house, violently r--- him, and dismember him while he's still alive (also blames it on the victim after getting caught and shows no remorse) >only got sentenced to 3 years in a juvenile delinquency center, and was later given a new identity The unnamed 17 year old who took part in the 2012 Nirbhaya Bus Attack in India >a 23 year old medical student was beaten, tortured, and gang-r---- by a group of six men on a bus >one died in prison, and four of them were sentenced to death, but the 17 year old only got three years in a reform facility before also being given a new identity The 3 Junko Furuta killers who were under 18 >kidnapped a young girl and beat, tortured, and r---- her over the course of 44 days >Shinji Minato and Yasushi Watanabe both got sentences of around 5 years >Jo Ogura got 8 years in a juvenile detention facility, but later kidnapped and assaulted a man (he would also boast about getting away with what he did to Junko Furuta) >all of them are free men right now, and living with new identities Why the are these sick f---- being allowed back into society? People are saying "oh, they were just children when they did it" like it automatically excuses them of their crimes. When I was 17 I was riding my bike and playing CS:GO, not r----- and murdering people. They knew damn well what they were doing, and all of them got off with a slap on the wrist because they happened to be under 18

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Anon live in a shithole | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/03/21(Sat)11:12:40 No.64419340 >wage slut. minimum wage + unpaid overtime! >finaly save enough money to buy myself a fridge >have to ask coworker, if he can help me pick it up, caus no car >"no problem! Anon" >f--- yeah, i now have a fridge in 922 KB PNG my flat > >next day, everyone at work gossips in what a s------- i live View Thread
: Anonymous 07/03/21(Sat)11:12:40 No.64419340 >wage slut. minimum wage + unpaid overtime! >finaly save enough money to buy myself a fridge >have to ask coworker, if he can help me pick it up, caus no car >"no problem! Anon" >f--- yeah, i now have a fridge in 922 KB PNG my flat > >next day, everyone at work gossips in what a s------- i live View Thread

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Anon is going to die soon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Am I Next? 04/16/22(Sat)15:08:17 No.68245174 i am going to die.jpg 69 KB JPG >be me, 36 >3 friends have died in the last 8 months >one from a brain bleed >one from a car crash >one from bat flu >decided to get off my ass and workout to ease the pain >go to the gym and get on the treadmill >slow pace but 10 minutes in i begin feeling very very faint >stop and sit on a bench >i'm not that out of shape >6 feet tall weighs 220 pounds >try it again >same thing >remain dizzy the rest of the day >go to dr >says just keep excerising it will get better >go again >same f------ thing >have headahces all day long how long to do i have?
: Anonymous Am I Next? 04/16/22(Sat)15:08:17 No.68245174 i am going to die.jpg 69 KB JPG >be me, 36 >3 friends have died in the last 8 months >one from a brain bleed >one from a car crash >one from bat flu >decided to get off my ass and workout to ease the pain >go to the gym and get on the treadmill >slow pace but 10 minutes in i begin feeling very very faint >stop and sit on a bench >i'm not that out of shape >6 feet tall weighs 220 pounds >try it again >same thing >remain dizzy the rest of the day >go to dr >says just keep excerising it will get better >go again >same f------ thing >have headahces all day long how long to do i have?

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Anon meets a Russian soldier. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 2vi+g+ig 03/12/22(Sat)13:08:03 No.366704633 >>366 366705220 >>366705227 >>366705497 >>366705528 >>366705593 >>366705873 >>366706095 > 366710146 >>366710232 >>366710250 >>366710410 >>366710838 >>366710912 >>366711017 > 366717186 >>366717374 >>366717790 >>366717810 >>366717905 >>366718344 >>366718436 > 366720901 >>366721061 >>366722007 >>366723757 >>366724591 >>366726168 >>366726463 > a russian soldier just knocked on my f------ door and asked for food jesus christ I thought it was a meme
Anonymous (ID: 2vi+g+ig 03/12/22(Sat)13:08:03 No.366704633 >>366 366705220 >>366705227 >>366705497 >>366705528 >>366705593 >>366705873 >>366706095 > 366710146 >>366710232 >>366710250 >>366710410 >>366710838 >>366710912 >>366711017 > 366717186 >>366717374 >>366717790 >>366717810 >>366717905 >>366718344 >>366718436 > 366720901 >>366721061 >>366722007 >>366723757 >>366724591 >>366726168 >>366726463 > a russian soldier just knocked on my f------ door and asked for food jesus christ I thought it was a meme

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Brood mare | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/06/21(Sat)14:58:49 No.66050309 >go to anime movie >brood of e-girls comes in >talking loud non-stop the entire movie, laughing, ignores everyone around them >didn't catch the plot 992 KB PNG : Anonymous 11/06/21(Sat)14:59:39 No.66050321 >>66050309 (OP) # >go to anime movie This was your mistake Torrent that s---
: Anonymous 11/06/21(Sat)14:58:49 No.66050309 >go to anime movie >brood of e-girls comes in >talking loud non-stop the entire movie, laughing, ignores everyone around them >didn't catch the plot 992 KB PNG : Anonymous 11/06/21(Sat)14:59:39 No.66050321 >>66050309 (OP) # >go to anime movie This was your mistake Torrent that s---

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Anon likes entomology | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/16/22(Sat)02:06:59 No.68235862 >>68235677 (OP) # >Human girls with some bug parts f------ gross >Literal radroach shaking her bugussy at me HNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGG
: Anonymous 04/16/22(Sat)02:06:59 No.68235862 >>68235677 (OP) # >Human girls with some bug parts f------ gross >Literal radroach shaking her bugussy at me HNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGG

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anon is near a teen | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/16/22(Sat)15:44:31 No.876378981 2013 > be me > be Neil Druckmann > living with 9-year-old daughter > love her > make Last of Us 2020 > daughter is 16 years-old > lived with a teenager > make Last of Us II
Anonymous 04/16/22(Sat)15:44:31 No.876378981 2013 > be me > be Neil Druckmann > living with 9-year-old daughter > love her > make Last of Us 2020 > daughter is 16 years-old > lived with a teenager > make Last of Us II

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Anon gets a GF | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/15/21(Wed)15:04:47 No.66575792 >girl I've been paying $600 a month to be my girlfriend says she's caught feelings for me and has started refusing my money >gave me back $1800 out of the $3000 I've paid so far >says she'll give me back the rest when she gets the money 295 KB PNG >wants to see me more often now What do I do now? Anonymous 12/15/21(Wed)15:07:20 No.66575822 >>66575792 (OP) >What do I do now? enjoy your gf for free?
Anonymous 12/15/21(Wed)15:04:47 No.66575792 >girl I've been paying $600 a month to be my girlfriend says she's caught feelings for me and has started refusing my money >gave me back $1800 out of the $3000 I've paid so far >says she'll give me back the rest when she gets the money 295 KB PNG >wants to see me more often now What do I do now? Anonymous 12/15/21(Wed)15:07:20 No.66575822 >>66575792 (OP) >What do I do now? enjoy your gf for free?

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Anon is displeased | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/19/21(Mon)01:30:34 No.852427346 >be school in Florida >worried trans kids will make sports unfair >mandate "genital inspection of minors" >literally enable sexual 22 KB JPG abuse of children
: Anonymous 04/19/21(Mon)01:30:34 No.852427346 >be school in Florida >worried trans kids will make sports unfair >mandate "genital inspection of minors" >literally enable sexual 22 KB JPG abuse of children

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anon gets outplayed | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous dialogue options 04/16/22(Sat)19:21:04 No.68243972 > be me > on date > girl asks: "oh btw, I had plastic surgery, guess which one!" > there's no right answer to this, I just know it > say "ah no, this could be super mean haha" like a wuss 424 KB JPG > she insists that I say something > "ummm, maybe you broke your nose as a child and they had to fix it?" > she says it was her ears > asks whether her nose looks bad true combo every time, god damn it
: Anonymous dialogue options 04/16/22(Sat)19:21:04 No.68243972 > be me > on date > girl asks: "oh btw, I had plastic surgery, guess which one!" > there's no right answer to this, I just know it > say "ah no, this could be super mean haha" like a wuss 424 KB JPG > she insists that I say something > "ummm, maybe you broke your nose as a child and they had to fix it?" > she says it was her ears > asks whether her nose looks bad true combo every time, god damn it

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Market dominance | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/06/21(Sat)10:17:38 No.66048003 >be bored >start talking to robot cause he lives in my town >meet irl >he's f------ beautiful easily 8/10 objectively, if he would dress better he could be a 10 for most 544 KB JPG girls, immediately bf him >thinks hes ugly because he's a socially unaware autist who thinks that normal well adjusted women will make the first move if they find him attractive, and no girl ever asked to be his gf >watch other women almost all of whom are way cuter than me flirt with him every single f------ day and he's just oblivious part of me feels really bad like i'm taking advantage of him, part of me wants to watch him f--- other women because harem stuff is hot but i'm also afraid if i help him and he figures out he's actually really hot that he'll just leave me for someone prettier
: Anonymous 11/06/21(Sat)10:17:38 No.66048003 >be bored >start talking to robot cause he lives in my town >meet irl >he's f------ beautiful easily 8/10 objectively, if he would dress better he could be a 10 for most 544 KB JPG girls, immediately bf him >thinks hes ugly because he's a socially unaware autist who thinks that normal well adjusted women will make the first move if they find him attractive, and no girl ever asked to be his gf >watch other women almost all of whom are way cuter than me flirt with him every single f------ day and he's just oblivious part of me feels really bad like i'm taking advantage of him, part of me wants to watch him f--- other women because harem stuff is hot but i'm also afraid if i help him and he figures out he's actually really hot that he'll just leave me for someone prettier

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anon makes a wish | /r/Greentext

File: aladdin-920x584.png (595 KB, 920x584) Anonymous 05/16/19(Thu)15:59:06 No.79985177 Genie: "What are your 3 wishes?" Me: "Make every word 4 letters long." Geni: "Wish gran." Meee: "Make ever word star with 'br." Brni: "Brsh bran." Bree: "Brke brer brrd brar brdd brth 'uh." Bruh: "Bruh bruh." Bruh: "Bruh bruh bruh." Bruh: "Bruh bruh." Anonymous 05/16/19(Thu)15:59:37 No.799851809 >>799851773 (OP) I wish that OP would die in 10,000 fires.
File: aladdin-920x584.png (595 KB, 920x584) Anonymous 05/16/19(Thu)15:59:06 No.79985177 Genie: "What are your 3 wishes?" Me: "Make every word 4 letters long." Geni: "Wish gran." Meee: "Make ever word star with 'br." Brni: "Brsh bran." Bree: "Brke brer brrd brar brdd brth 'uh." Bruh: "Bruh bruh." Bruh: "Bruh bruh bruh." Bruh: "Bruh bruh." Anonymous 05/16/19(Thu)15:59:37 No.799851809 >>799851773 (OP) I wish that OP would die in 10,000 fires.

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R: 80 / I: 8 How the f--- did Hitler get away with having a sidekick named Himmler, that's like Luigi and Waluigi-tier b-------.
R: 80 / I: 8 How the f--- did Hitler get away with having a sidekick named Himmler, that's like Luigi and Waluigi-tier b-------.

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Anon gets terminal cancer | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 749949132 2 min. ago >Be me, 25 >gf works w/ the police force, so do i >we make a list of kinky s--- we want to do in our life. >last week at check up get told I have terminal cancer >family and gf devastated >remember list >tell gf we should do the top kinky thing on 22.8 kB JPG the list >gf wants to have sex in the sewers >mfw >whatever, only 3 months to live anyway >sneak out at night >go to sewers >have sex >lets me c-- in her >s--- was cash >moral of the story is >f--- the police >coming straight from the underground
Anonymous | 749949132 2 min. ago >Be me, 25 >gf works w/ the police force, so do i >we make a list of kinky s--- we want to do in our life. >last week at check up get told I have terminal cancer >family and gf devastated >remember list >tell gf we should do the top kinky thing on 22.8 kB JPG the list >gf wants to have sex in the sewers >mfw >whatever, only 3 months to live anyway >sneak out at night >go to sewers >have sex >lets me c-- in her >s--- was cash >moral of the story is >f--- the police >coming straight from the underground

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Anon is not repeating mistakes | /r/Greentext

E Anonymous 11/01/18(Thu)20:30:36 No.49047 >Have a whole week to do an assignment >Wait until the last 4 hours >have panic attack and total meltdown because 4 hours isn't enough to do it >have to try 58 KB PNG >do it in 2 hours >get 95% on the assignment >one week to do assignment >wait until the last 2 hours
E Anonymous 11/01/18(Thu)20:30:36 No.49047 >Have a whole week to do an assignment >Wait until the last 4 hours >have panic attack and total meltdown because 4 hours isn't enough to do it >have to try 58 KB PNG >do it in 2 hours >get 95% on the assignment >one week to do assignment >wait until the last 2 hours

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Anon takes an L | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous namelet thread 10/27/21(Wed)00:11:46 No.65912566 >born with a twin >parents wanted to give us similar names >twin was named logan >parents had a wide selection of L names to choose from >and they named me f------ LAROLD 83 KB PNG
: Anonymous namelet thread 10/27/21(Wed)00:11:46 No.65912566 >born with a twin >parents wanted to give us similar names >twin was named logan >parents had a wide selection of L names to choose from >and they named me f------ LAROLD 83 KB PNG

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Tfw no money | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/12/21(Mon)09:25:54 No.63176471 >open steam library >scroll down >scroll up >scroll down again >sigh, close steam 134 KB PNG every f------ time
: Anonymous 04/12/21(Mon)09:25:54 No.63176471 >open steam library >scroll down >scroll up >scroll down again >sigh, close steam 134 KB PNG every f------ time

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Anon don’t like books | /r/Greentext

>have somewhat stable social circle in uni >get along with this one grill >she gives me a book for christmas that she thinks I would 82 KB JPG like >for some reason never open it >weeks go by, she keeps asking about the book >quickly look up plot summary on wiki so that I can pretend l'm reading it >she's visibly annoyed and angry, says "you probably never even opened it" >insist that I read it, our relationship slowly deteriorates >we get our degrees and don't stay in touch >fast forward six years >find book while cleaning my apartment >decide to read it >find a little romantic note inside about how much ! mean to her etc >mfw book is pretty boring
>have somewhat stable social circle in uni >get along with this one grill >she gives me a book for christmas that she thinks I would 82 KB JPG like >for some reason never open it >weeks go by, she keeps asking about the book >quickly look up plot summary on wiki so that I can pretend l'm reading it >she's visibly annoyed and angry, says "you probably never even opened it" >insist that I read it, our relationship slowly deteriorates >we get our degrees and don't stay in touch >fast forward six years >find book while cleaning my apartment >decide to read it >find a little romantic note inside about how much ! mean to her etc >mfw book is pretty boring

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