Greentext Stories - Images

Sorted By:

Anon learns a valuable lesson | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 10/12/10(Tue)12:31 No.75545XXX. File1286901093.jpg-(48 KB, 678x444, 1233814009623.jpg) V [!] >Pretend I'm a girl just to get items >Meet a great girl in the process that convinces me to join her guild >Become best friends >She turns out to be a lesbian >Keep pretending even if it feels wrong >7months of online dating and cybering >She tells me we have to talk >Think she wants to meet IRL and get ready to tell her the horrible truth >She tells me she's really a guy pretending he's a lesbian >My f------ face when we've been two guys cybering lesbian sex for 7 months
O Anonymous 10/12/10(Tue)12:31 No.75545XXX. File1286901093.jpg-(48 KB, 678x444, 1233814009623.jpg) V [!] >Pretend I'm a girl just to get items >Meet a great girl in the process that convinces me to join her guild >Become best friends >She turns out to be a lesbian >Keep pretending even if it feels wrong >7months of online dating and cybering >She tells me we have to talk >Think she wants to meet IRL and get ready to tell her the horrible truth >She tells me she's really a guy pretending he's a lesbian >My f------ face when we've been two guys cybering lesbian sex for 7 months

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext terrestrial plant

Anon plays the autism card | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)08:05:52 No.62991407 >boss calls me into office >"hey anon we noticed you've been cold and unwelcoming to your new coworkers unless you fix that you're unfortunately done here" >"sorry im autistic" "OH... OH MY GOD... okay... i'm so 31 KB PNG sorry anon... get back to work and there's no issue here" wow im not even autistic but that was easy
: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)08:05:52 No.62991407 >boss calls me into office >"hey anon we noticed you've been cold and unwelcoming to your new coworkers unless you fix that you're unfortunately done here" >"sorry im autistic" "OH... OH MY GOD... okay... i'm so 31 KB PNG sorry anon... get back to work and there's no issue here" wow im not even autistic but that was easy

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext organism terrestrial plant happy font

Anon cleans the litter box | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/17/22(Sun)00:27:16 No.876427885 >be me >19 >Dad wants me to clean the litter box >grab a bag >fail to notice small hole in bottom >start scooping >finish 55 KB JPG >"Anon, throw that s--- away, it stinks" >only hear "throw that s---" >stand there >start spinning the bag >bag breaks >cat s--- goes flying across the floor >dad watches >dad stares >mfw I'm f------ retarded
: Anonymous 04/17/22(Sun)00:27:16 No.876427885 >be me >19 >Dad wants me to clean the litter box >grab a bag >fail to notice small hole in bottom >start scooping >finish 55 KB JPG >"Anon, throw that s--- away, it stinks" >only hear "throw that s---" >stand there >start spinning the bag >bag breaks >cat s--- goes flying across the floor >dad watches >dad stares >mfw I'm f------ retarded

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext terrestrial plant

Anon knows "you die if you worry, you die if you don't" | /r/Greentext


Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Anon needs self-esteem. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 47733285 1 hr. ago •.. >l just lost an argument in my head against a person that doesn't even exist >l even stuttered 48.1 kB PNG 2 REPLIES O IMAGES REPLY
Anonymous | 47733285 1 hr. ago •.. >l just lost an argument in my head against a person that doesn't even exist >l even stuttered 48.1 kB PNG 2 REPLIES O IMAGES REPLY

Greentext Stories
wojak argument inner voice internal voice epic fail stutter

Anon changes his mind | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: IP4U8N1W ) [] 10/05/21(Tue)09:10:37 No.342225864 MAKE AME GREAT AGA maga vax.png 435 KB PNG >*cough *cough >"o-okay, please give me the vaccine now. W-what do you mean it doesn't work that way? Please, I have a wife and ki- >BEEEEEEP
: Anonymous (ID: IP4U8N1W ) [] 10/05/21(Tue)09:10:37 No.342225864 MAKE AME GREAT AGA maga vax.png 435 KB PNG >*cough *cough >"o-okay, please give me the vaccine now. W-what do you mean it doesn't work that way? Please, I have a wife and ki- >BEEEEEEP

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext product sleeve font

Anon is a boomer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/30/19(Tue)10:08:19 No.53656767 >be boomer >cooking steak on the grill >using spare college degrees to fuel fire CRISTAL >smells like when we used to napalm the g---- >flip steak >top side of steak is branded with 100 KB JPG Ronald Reagan's face >l can feel the patriotism coursing through my veins pick up bottle of steak sauce >bottle is empty These damn millennials are f------ us in the ass.
: Anonymous 07/30/19(Tue)10:08:19 No.53656767 >be boomer >cooking steak on the grill >using spare college degrees to fuel fire CRISTAL >smells like when we used to napalm the g---- >flip steak >top side of steak is branded with 100 KB JPG Ronald Reagan's face >l can feel the patriotism coursing through my veins pick up bottle of steak sauce >bottle is empty These damn millennials are f------ us in the ass.

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font

Anon discovers simping | /r/Greentext

>be me >bored at home >decide to look at reddit >make an account >decide to larp as a cute underage asian egirl >post a bit and instantly get weird guys in my dms >talk to one a bit, it hets sexual >eventually he askes for nudes, i send him some random ones from google >he now wants me to masturbate on a call for him >tell him i don't have a microphone (i do have one i just cant do a girl voice) >he offers to buy me a microphone just so he can hear "her" masturbate in a discord cal what the f--- is wrong with redditors
>be me >bored at home >decide to look at reddit >make an account >decide to larp as a cute underage asian egirl >post a bit and instantly get weird guys in my dms >talk to one a bit, it hets sexual >eventually he askes for nudes, i send him some random ones from google >he now wants me to masturbate on a call for him >tell him i don't have a microphone (i do have one i just cant do a girl voice) >he offers to buy me a microphone just so he can hear "her" masturbate in a discord cal what the f--- is wrong with redditors

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext gesture terrestrial plant happy

Anon wishes he was born as a different sex | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 40543791 16 min. ago ••• >be female >Can get lovers effortlessly, many of which will literally pay all your bills just because you have a vagina and let you neet it up forever >get jobs even without proper quali- fication because MUH OPPRESSION gender quotas and shiet >have your special halo effect, "women are wonderful effect" that ensures 193.2 kB JPG people love you and care about you by default >can ruin any good man's life on a whim, no consequences >can f------ cosplay and occasionally take pics of your feet and get $50k a month on patreon from thirsty betas truly the oppressed gender REPLY
Anonymous | 40543791 16 min. ago ••• >be female >Can get lovers effortlessly, many of which will literally pay all your bills just because you have a vagina and let you neet it up forever >get jobs even without proper quali- fication because MUH OPPRESSION gender quotas and shiet >have your special halo effect, "women are wonderful effect" that ensures 193.2 kB JPG people love you and care about you by default >can ruin any good man's life on a whim, no consequences >can f------ cosplay and occasionally take pics of your feet and get $50k a month on patreon from thirsty betas truly the oppressed gender REPLY

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext gesture knee thigh terrestrial plant happy

Anon gets a job | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/17/22(Sun)10:40:39 No.68253662 1648682485324.png 52 KB PNG >had to stop doing drugs to get clean for a much better new job >now pretty much just sit in my chair and wait until i feel sleepy and sleep and go to my s--- day job >do nothing but work and come home and wait for the next day >video games arent fun and too poor for hobbies is this really all there is to life : Anonymous 04/17/22(Sun)10:42:38 No.68253678 >>68253662 (OP)# Yes sir wakey wakey wagie 1.6 MB PNG
: Anonymous 04/17/22(Sun)10:40:39 No.68253662 1648682485324.png 52 KB PNG >had to stop doing drugs to get clean for a much better new job >now pretty much just sit in my chair and wait until i feel sleepy and sleep and go to my s--- day job >do nothing but work and come home and wait for the next day >video games arent fun and too poor for hobbies is this really all there is to life : Anonymous 04/17/22(Sun)10:42:38 No.68253678 >>68253662 (OP)# Yes sir wakey wakey wagie 1.6 MB PNG

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext carnivore small to medium-sized cats

Anon didn't get the memo | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/09/21(Tue)10:03:19 No.849174362 >step mom moving stuff in the house >shelf falls over and traps her arm >she yells for my help >"anon, please, help me. I'm stuck." 420 KB JPG >l know exactly where this is going >whip my d--- out >she yells what the f--- >my dad walks in >flips out >they call the cops, I get arested W-- BangBros, you lied to me
: Anonymous 03/09/21(Tue)10:03:19 No.849174362 >step mom moving stuff in the house >shelf falls over and traps her arm >she yells for my help >"anon, please, help me. I'm stuck." 420 KB JPG >l know exactly where this is going >whip my d--- out >she yells what the f--- >my dad walks in >flips out >they call the cops, I get arested W-- BangBros, you lied to me

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font

Anon finds the cure for depression | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/25/21(Wed)22:07:44 No.63205272 >take some money >come to brazil >f--- some over 14+ pardinhas >enjoy some bossa nova >practice some real jiu jitsu 133 KB JPG >hit some beachs >f--- some pardinhas again >say bye bye to depression It's simple, depression is a first world thing of people who think too much of the next step, brother. >>63205284 # >>63205336 # >>63205340 # >>63205348 #
: Anonymous 08/25/21(Wed)22:07:44 No.63205272 >take some money >come to brazil >f--- some over 14+ pardinhas >enjoy some bossa nova >practice some real jiu jitsu 133 KB JPG >hit some beachs >f--- some pardinhas again >say bye bye to depression It's simple, depression is a first world thing of people who think too much of the next step, brother. >>63205284 # >>63205336 # >>63205340 # >>63205348 #

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font terrestrial plant

Anon meets a girl online | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/17/22(Sun)08:18:34 No.68252604 >meet girl online last month >spending most days in calls together >asks me to "cuddle" over vc multiple times a week >sleeping in vc together >kisses the mic as if to give me kisses >watching our fave anime together >the feels start coming in 68 KB JPG >havent felt anything like this in 2 years >plan to ask her to be my girlfriend in the upcoming days >wake up >find out shes getting kicked out of her home by her parents >ask her does she have anywhere she can go for the next few days >"oh yeah im just gonna move in with my boyfriend"
: Anonymous 04/17/22(Sun)08:18:34 No.68252604 >meet girl online last month >spending most days in calls together >asks me to "cuddle" over vc multiple times a week >sleeping in vc together >kisses the mic as if to give me kisses >watching our fave anime together >the feels start coming in 68 KB JPG >havent felt anything like this in 2 years >plan to ask her to be my girlfriend in the upcoming days >wake up >find out shes getting kicked out of her home by her parents >ask her does she have anywhere she can go for the next few days >"oh yeah im just gonna move in with my boyfriend"

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext glasses goggles vision care smile happy

Anon erroneously does not ask for consent | /r/Greentext

> In college, walking down a pathway > see a table with what looks like model penises on it 15 KB JPG > Decide to investigate > They are model penises > girl at the table asks me if I know how to use a condom and I say yes > She asks me to prove it by putting one on a model >I do, and she says I did it wrong because I didn't ask the model for consent > I'm a r-----
> In college, walking down a pathway > see a table with what looks like model penises on it 15 KB JPG > Decide to investigate > They are model penises > girl at the table asks me if I know how to use a condom and I say yes > She asks me to prove it by putting one on a model >I do, and she says I did it wrong because I didn't ask the model for consent > I'm a r-----

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext terrestrial plant font

Am I the autist | /r/Greentext


Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Anon is a little creepy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/30/21(Wed)13:41:38 No.64377723 >walking to convenience store to buy snacks >see random girl, about my age with a nirvana shirt on >me: "hey whats your favorite nirvana song?" 8 KB JPG >her: "i dont know" >me: "but youre wearing the shirt" >her: "please stop" >me: "what?" >her: "youre being creepy" >me: "define creepy" >her: "no... just leave me alone please"
: Anonymous 06/30/21(Wed)13:41:38 No.64377723 >walking to convenience store to buy snacks >see random girl, about my age with a nirvana shirt on >me: "hey whats your favorite nirvana song?" 8 KB JPG >her: "i dont know" >me: "but youre wearing the shirt" >her: "please stop" >me: "what?" >her: "youre being creepy" >me: "define creepy" >her: "no... just leave me alone please"

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext rectangle

anon wants to die | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/16/22(Sat)21:53:20 No.68251878 >be awkward lonely khv that's never had female attention >washing dishes at work, minding my own business >Pretty waitress girl walks up to 44 KB JPG me >"Anon do you wanna go out on a date" >"S-sure!" >She starts laughing >Her coworker waitress friend who's also a Stacy comes in the back with a kazoo and confetti >"It was a dare!!" They laugh while saying in unison How do you respond? : Anonymous 04/16/22(Sat)21:54:54 No.68251891 kill myself on the spot in front of them >>68251925 #
: Anonymous 04/16/22(Sat)21:53:20 No.68251878 >be awkward lonely khv that's never had female attention >washing dishes at work, minding my own business >Pretty waitress girl walks up to 44 KB JPG me >"Anon do you wanna go out on a date" >"S-sure!" >She starts laughing >Her coworker waitress friend who's also a Stacy comes in the back with a kazoo and confetti >"It was a dare!!" They laugh while saying in unison How do you respond? : Anonymous 04/16/22(Sat)21:54:54 No.68251891 kill myself on the spot in front of them >>68251925 #

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font

Anon is a leaf | /r/Greentext

>grow green >turn brown >refuse to elaborate further >leaves
>grow green >turn brown >refuse to elaborate further >leaves

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext plant tree leaves refuses to elaborate further pun

Primordial femboys | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/17/22(Sun)00:32:16 No.68247244 >Be Celtic Gaul >Join Roman army for money >Join for Mediterranean bois >Do my service and become Roman citizen >Meet cute Greek Twink 75 KB JPG >About to f--- his f--- his bussy >His Roman master comes home >Threatened with execution if I don't leave Rome >Called a barbarian savage Is it because I'm Celtic bros?
: Anonymous 04/17/22(Sun)00:32:16 No.68247244 >Be Celtic Gaul >Join Roman army for money >Join for Mediterranean bois >Do my service and become Roman citizen >Meet cute Greek Twink 75 KB JPG >About to f--- his f--- his bussy >His Roman master comes home >Threatened with execution if I don't leave Rome >Called a barbarian savage Is it because I'm Celtic bros?

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext jaw font happy

Anon "acquires" control rods. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/21/21(Wed)18:07:08 No.50016654 fuel.jpg 266 KB JPG Hey /k/, I've recently acquired a source of neutrons. Do you know what drillbits have the most cobalt in them? I'm working on a technical project. Pic related, a spent fuel bundle. Also: how much blood is still a healthy amount of blood to pee?
: Anonymous 07/21/21(Wed)18:07:08 No.50016654 fuel.jpg 266 KB JPG Hey /k/, I've recently acquired a source of neutrons. Do you know what drillbits have the most cobalt in them? I'm working on a technical project. Pic related, a spent fuel bundle. Also: how much blood is still a healthy amount of blood to pee?

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext wood