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: Anonymous 04/18/22(Mon)11:16:32 No.68266754 >9yo sister just called me an incel OVER. 15 KB PNG
: Anonymous 04/18/22(Mon)11:16:32 No.68266754 >9yo sister just called me an incel OVER. 15 KB PNG

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Anon inspects his electronics | /r/Greentext

ile: 1648687347683.jpg (5 KB, 250x187) Anonymous 03/31/22(Thu)03:43:05 No.8628440e > >>86284428 >>86284589>>86284605 >>86284634 >>86284639 >>86284956 >>86287913 >>86287940 >>86288066 >>86289339 >>86289875 >buy wireless device >look inside >wires
ile: 1648687347683.jpg (5 KB, 250x187) Anonymous 03/31/22(Thu)03:43:05 No.8628440e > >>86284428 >>86284589>>86284605 >>86284634 >>86284639 >>86284956 >>86287913 >>86287940 >>86288066 >>86289339 >>86289875 >buy wireless device >look inside >wires

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Anon wants an Azov gf | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: iG/Fy4w1 04/18/22(Mon)21:46:39 No.14996650 A30B Now all jokes aside, the idea of an Azov gf is pretty appealing to me. Imagine an innocent looking waifu who is actually a fascist who wants to burn children of "inferior" races. You, of course, would be the responsible one, calming her down and suggesting that Putin may be not that 181 KB PNG bad. I am obviously assuming she is good looking otherwise she thoroughly deserves to be nuked that crazy bitch. : Anonymous (ID: 6FN3DBJA ) - 04/18/22(Mon)21:47:28 No.14996653 shut the f--- up retarded incel
: Anonymous (ID: iG/Fy4w1 04/18/22(Mon)21:46:39 No.14996650 A30B Now all jokes aside, the idea of an Azov gf is pretty appealing to me. Imagine an innocent looking waifu who is actually a fascist who wants to burn children of "inferior" races. You, of course, would be the responsible one, calming her down and suggesting that Putin may be not that 181 KB PNG bad. I am obviously assuming she is good looking otherwise she thoroughly deserves to be nuked that crazy bitch. : Anonymous (ID: 6FN3DBJA ) - 04/18/22(Mon)21:47:28 No.14996653 shut the f--- up retarded incel

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Anon has a loicense | /r/Greentext

Typical everyday average British morning: >wake up >bobby knocks on door >"oi! open up you cheeky bastard and show me your 47 KB JPG sleeping licence!" >fumble around and finally find my licence >"s-sorry good sir. It's right here.. God save the Queen." >bobby peers in and catches a glimpse of me telly >"halt! where's your TV licence you c---?!" >"draw TV licence from me wallet" >bobby gives a look like the bloody Queen's dodger >"oi mate! where's your permit for this licence?" >show him my licence permit >"this licence permit is expired. l'm taking you in!" >bobby draws his toy gun >stab him with my unregistered butterknife
Typical everyday average British morning: >wake up >bobby knocks on door >"oi! open up you cheeky bastard and show me your 47 KB JPG sleeping licence!" >fumble around and finally find my licence >"s-sorry good sir. It's right here.. God save the Queen." >bobby peers in and catches a glimpse of me telly >"halt! where's your TV licence you c---?!" >"draw TV licence from me wallet" >bobby gives a look like the bloody Queen's dodger >"oi mate! where's your permit for this licence?" >show him my licence permit >"this licence permit is expired. l'm taking you in!" >bobby draws his toy gun >stab him with my unregistered butterknife

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Anon gets a gf. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/18/22(Mon)14:35:37 No.68271805 PS5 TIME SCHEDULE Foot Rub = 30 minutas og playing time Back Bub = 40 minuts 8 playing time CoOk Dinnee= 1 Houe playing time CNo Online) Take out Teash = 1 Game og 2K Only! (fromhure hs moh a) Clean the House =2 Houes playing time (* rnust take 30 minute beiak foe affLotion) *unlimited playtime on Sundays ONLY * NO playtime on holidays! - If Violation of this schedule occues, your PS5 wil be sold to Smalt Pawn on Teoost. - wigey 936 KB JPG >get a gf bro, it will be fun
Anonymous 04/18/22(Mon)14:35:37 No.68271805 PS5 TIME SCHEDULE Foot Rub = 30 minutas og playing time Back Bub = 40 minuts 8 playing time CoOk Dinnee= 1 Houe playing time CNo Online) Take out Teash = 1 Game og 2K Only! (fromhure hs moh a) Clean the House =2 Houes playing time (* rnust take 30 minute beiak foe affLotion) *unlimited playtime on Sundays ONLY * NO playtime on holidays! - If Violation of this schedule occues, your PS5 wil be sold to Smalt Pawn on Teoost. - wigey 936 KB JPG >get a gf bro, it will be fun

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Anon gets his revenge | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 24 minutes ago 42946598 >neighbours dog bit me while I was riding my bicycle and always wakes me up during the day >piss in one of my mums pans >put piss in freezer >make frozen piss disk >go to neighbours house at 1am >slide the piss disk under their front door >next day visit their place to ask if they have any spare eggs and ask what happened >they tell me their dog p----- on the carpet >continue sliding piss disks under their door every few days for the next 3 months >find out they gave away their dog on craigslist 1 REPLY
Anonymous 24 minutes ago 42946598 >neighbours dog bit me while I was riding my bicycle and always wakes me up during the day >piss in one of my mums pans >put piss in freezer >make frozen piss disk >go to neighbours house at 1am >slide the piss disk under their front door >next day visit their place to ask if they have any spare eggs and ask what happened >they tell me their dog p----- on the carpet >continue sliding piss disks under their door every few days for the next 3 months >find out they gave away their dog on craigslist 1 REPLY

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Based indeed, anon. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/19/22(Tue)00:41:20 No.876521328 I miss the 30's so much! >Hitting wemon, based >Killing men, based >Stealing propeety, based >Killing inocent animals, based >Robbing graves, based >Sleeping with female students, superbased 137 KB JPG >Trespassing, based Anyone else wants to go back to simpler times? : Anonymous 04/19/22(Tue)00:46:33 No.876521586 >30 year life expectancy, based
: Anonymous 04/19/22(Tue)00:41:20 No.876521328 I miss the 30's so much! >Hitting wemon, based >Killing men, based >Stealing propeety, based >Killing inocent animals, based >Robbing graves, based >Sleeping with female students, superbased 137 KB JPG >Trespassing, based Anyone else wants to go back to simpler times? : Anonymous 04/19/22(Tue)00:46:33 No.876521586 >30 year life expectancy, based

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Anon is an asshole | /r/Greentext


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Anon asking the big questions | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/18/22(Mon)10:59:46 No.68269334 >staying stationary causes you to fall over >pedaling magically makes you balance How the f---? 230 KB JPG
: Anonymous 04/18/22(Mon)10:59:46 No.68269334 >staying stationary causes you to fall over >pedaling magically makes you balance How the f---? 230 KB JPG

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Anon has an idea for a movie | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Movie idea 07/29/21(Thu)13:47:06 No.154240634 >aliens come to earth >tell humanity that it must choose one of its races to be eliminated before they share their knowledge and tech >a worldwide anonymous poll is held where you just have to think of which race to get rid of (none is 20 KB JPG an option as well) >plot twist: as the poll ends everyone who voted for a certain race gets a corresponding symbol tattooed on their face >aliens instantly leave without purging anyone or saying a word >chaos ensues
: Anonymous Movie idea 07/29/21(Thu)13:47:06 No.154240634 >aliens come to earth >tell humanity that it must choose one of its races to be eliminated before they share their knowledge and tech >a worldwide anonymous poll is held where you just have to think of which race to get rid of (none is 20 KB JPG an option as well) >plot twist: as the poll ends everyone who voted for a certain race gets a corresponding symbol tattooed on their face >aliens instantly leave without purging anyone or saying a word >chaos ensues

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Anonette is aging like a fine wine | /r/Greentext

Am I aging okay? 2008-2019. I'm aging like a fine wine, glad I'm not 18 years old, 28 is looking good on me. #howgooddidyouage #10yeardifference #seniorpictures #bathroompicture 1621994509863.jpg 91 KB JPG Copium-60 >>68263342 # >>68263351 # >>68263355 # >>68263381 # >>68263382 # >>68264177 # >>68264299 # >>68265234 # Anonymous 04/17/22(Sun)22:25:28 No.68263382 >>68263334 # bitch is literally turning into a planet of the apes character
Am I aging okay? 2008-2019. I'm aging like a fine wine, glad I'm not 18 years old, 28 is looking good on me. #howgooddidyouage #10yeardifference #seniorpictures #bathroompicture 1621994509863.jpg 91 KB JPG Copium-60 >>68263342 # >>68263351 # >>68263355 # >>68263381 # >>68263382 # >>68264177 # >>68264299 # >>68265234 # Anonymous 04/17/22(Sun)22:25:28 No.68263382 >>68263334 # bitch is literally turning into a planet of the apes character

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Anon explains why males have it worse than females | /r/Greentext

why women have it easier than men >male:female suicide ratio is about 4:1 in most western countries yet nothing is done about it 60 KB JPG >woman are allowed to bitch about whatever they want, men are expected to just cop it on the chin >ugly awkward men will be called autists whereas ugly awkward women will be labelled 'cute' >men are still expected to make the first move and pay for first date the world is retard /b/ and is only going to get worse
why women have it easier than men >male:female suicide ratio is about 4:1 in most western countries yet nothing is done about it 60 KB JPG >woman are allowed to bitch about whatever they want, men are expected to just cop it on the chin >ugly awkward men will be called autists whereas ugly awkward women will be labelled 'cute' >men are still expected to make the first move and pay for first date the world is retard /b/ and is only going to get worse

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Anon wears sunglasses | /r/Greentext

Anonymous take the sunglasses pill 04/18/22(Mon)08:08:41 No.68264982 >be me >average looking dude >decide to wear sunglasses 24/7 >suddenly 11/10 gigachad >now drowning in p---- 18 KB JPG literally that easy Reply / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 04/18/22(Mon)08:13:04 No.68265010 >>68264982 (OP) # based sunglasses anon 10 KB JPG
Anonymous take the sunglasses pill 04/18/22(Mon)08:08:41 No.68264982 >be me >average looking dude >decide to wear sunglasses 24/7 >suddenly 11/10 gigachad >now drowning in p---- 18 KB JPG literally that easy Reply / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 04/18/22(Mon)08:13:04 No.68265010 >>68264982 (OP) # based sunglasses anon 10 KB JPG

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Anon is a coomer. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous no fap might be onto something 04/18/22(Mon)10:39:02 No.68269144 >be me >khhv coomer >masturbates almost daily for the past 20 yrs 13 KB PNG >reducethechancesofprostatecancer.webm >finally gets a girl >somehow get the girl in bed without any spaghetti falling out of my pockets >gets naked, makeout >finally time to stick it in >f--- you Hogwarts not gonna be a wizard in this life >can't get it up F--- F--- F--- JUST F------ KILL ME NOW GOD F------ DAMNIT
Anonymous no fap might be onto something 04/18/22(Mon)10:39:02 No.68269144 >be me >khhv coomer >masturbates almost daily for the past 20 yrs 13 KB PNG >reducethechancesofprostatecancer.webm >finally gets a girl >somehow get the girl in bed without any spaghetti falling out of my pockets >gets naked, makeout >finally time to stick it in >f--- you Hogwarts not gonna be a wizard in this life >can't get it up F--- F--- F--- JUST F------ KILL ME NOW GOD F------ DAMNIT

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Anon knows his twix | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/15/22(Fri)18:25:57 No.876351510 >sitting blindfolded >woman in lab coat feeds me a Twix >"Left" >she marks her notes >329 consecutive correct guesses 71 KB JPG
: Anonymous 04/15/22(Fri)18:25:57 No.876351510 >sitting blindfolded >woman in lab coat feeds me a Twix >"Left" >she marks her notes >329 consecutive correct guesses 71 KB JPG

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Dragged down by the stone | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/17/22(Sun)14:14:06 No.25371292 >order one of those pink chokers with the cat bell on them >parents are nosy, constantly looking through my stuff >hide it somewhere, forget about it >year later, mom finds it and asks what it is 170 KB JPG >it's clearly a collar >she puts it on the family dog >jingling heard around the house It's either kill myself or move out.
: Anonymous 04/17/22(Sun)14:14:06 No.25371292 >order one of those pink chokers with the cat bell on them >parents are nosy, constantly looking through my stuff >hide it somewhere, forget about it >year later, mom finds it and asks what it is 170 KB JPG >it's clearly a collar >she puts it on the family dog >jingling heard around the house It's either kill myself or move out.

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Anon receives a sign. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/17/22(Sun)13:56:47 No.68258405 >wake up >fart >it's wet and sliding down my leg >it's also Easter Sunday What did Jesus mean by this? 416 KB JPG
: Anonymous 04/17/22(Sun)13:56:47 No.68258405 >wake up >fart >it's wet and sliding down my leg >it's also Easter Sunday What did Jesus mean by this? 416 KB JPG

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Anon doing god’s work | /r/Greentext

2h (11/25 12:21) 840893983 90 Re 12 Img JPG 77KB (1200 x 947) 22 Replies T. SPECIAL > find a PS5 reseller in your area (Craigslist, Wallapop, Gumtree, Adverts..) > negotiate the price > arrange a meet somewhere far from their home (paid parking if possible) > ghost them So far, 10 down, and 15 meets arranged for the next 5 days. Haven't gotten banned from any platform yet. Am la bad person? ...
2h (11/25 12:21) 840893983 90 Re 12 Img JPG 77KB (1200 x 947) 22 Replies T. SPECIAL > find a PS5 reseller in your area (Craigslist, Wallapop, Gumtree, Adverts..) > negotiate the price > arrange a meet somewhere far from their home (paid parking if possible) > ghost them So far, 10 down, and 15 meets arranged for the next 5 days. Haven't gotten banned from any platform yet. Am la bad person? ...

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Anon getting closer to retirement | /r/Greentext

File: A751F58F-4372-4B0A-B166-EB45BEDC9B04.jpg (95 KB, 550x536) O Anonymous 04/18/22(Mon)12:25:33 No.876499665 [Reply] > >876500365 > be me, 19 year old balding male > ride your bicycle for the first time this spring > get out of breath, sit down at a bench in the sun > old guy sits down next to me > smalltalk.exe > "do you know my son matthias k., anon?" >i don't know him > "guess he's too young for you to know him, he's only 33" > "how old do you think i am?" > "around 40, anon"
File: A751F58F-4372-4B0A-B166-EB45BEDC9B04.jpg (95 KB, 550x536) O Anonymous 04/18/22(Mon)12:25:33 No.876499665 [Reply] > >876500365 > be me, 19 year old balding male > ride your bicycle for the first time this spring > get out of breath, sit down at a bench in the sun > old guy sits down next to me > smalltalk.exe > "do you know my son matthias k., anon?" >i don't know him > "guess he's too young for you to know him, he's only 33" > "how old do you think i am?" > "around 40, anon"

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Fat anon goes on a date | /r/Greentext

>2018 >Fat >Go on date with girl from uni >She says she isn't interested at the end of it and never messages me again, but is still on my facebook friends list >2021 >Shredd/lean (not zyzz but I look and feel great) >Change my profile pic to me at the beach so my new body is visible >Same girl messages me on facebook how l'm doing >First time she's messaged me since then I think I know where this is going. Would I be a completely deranged person to stand her up on a date? F------ her is out of the question, I'm dating a girl right now who I actually like.
>2018 >Fat >Go on date with girl from uni >She says she isn't interested at the end of it and never messages me again, but is still on my facebook friends list >2021 >Shredd/lean (not zyzz but I look and feel great) >Change my profile pic to me at the beach so my new body is visible >Same girl messages me on facebook how l'm doing >First time she's messaged me since then I think I know where this is going. Would I be a completely deranged person to stand her up on a date? F------ her is out of the question, I'm dating a girl right now who I actually like.

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