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Anon cheater | /r/Greentext

>sit down to watch my boyfriend play >its a dark souls like type game >he dies >he activates a god mode one hit 230 KB JPG kill cheat i'm dating a little bitch and i hate it
>sit down to watch my boyfriend play >its a dark souls like type game >he dies >he activates a god mode one hit 230 KB JPG kill cheat i'm dating a little bitch and i hate it

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Anon kills a Man | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/05/18(Fri)07:58:10 No.48513053 Greentext thread l'll start: >Be me >Jobless lowlife loser >Have 16 year old teenage neighbor who pretends to be depressed 12 KB JPG >Bored.mp3 >Create social media accounts and bully him for few days >Mfw he killed himself >Mfw he was actually depressed Am I an a------ ?
: Anonymous 10/05/18(Fri)07:58:10 No.48513053 Greentext thread l'll start: >Be me >Jobless lowlife loser >Have 16 year old teenage neighbor who pretends to be depressed 12 KB JPG >Bored.mp3 >Create social media accounts and bully him for few days >Mfw he killed himself >Mfw he was actually depressed Am I an a------ ?

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anon is a businessman. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/25/22(Fri)06:14:02 No.45788431 >artist who I f------ know is Brazilian changes his location to Ukraine >opens "emergency" commissions >gets flooded with work M----------- >>45788448 # >>45788531 # >>45788538 # >>45788552 #
: Anonymous 02/25/22(Fri)06:14:02 No.45788431 >artist who I f------ know is Brazilian changes his location to Ukraine >opens "emergency" commissions >gets flooded with work M----------- >>45788448 # >>45788531 # >>45788538 # >>45788552 #

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Anon has yellow fever. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)01:52:27 No.68307960 white women >fat >dumb >ugly >suck in bed >s----- bodies >s--- in their ass >illiterate 171 KB JPG >constantly belittle you >constantly shame you >all they want are babies >asian women >thin >smart >pretty >great in bed >good bodies >clean butts >literate >encourage you >make you feel proud >are down with non-reproductive sex
Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)01:52:27 No.68307960 white women >fat >dumb >ugly >suck in bed >s----- bodies >s--- in their ass >illiterate 171 KB JPG >constantly belittle you >constantly shame you >all they want are babies >asian women >thin >smart >pretty >great in bed >good bodies >clean butts >literate >encourage you >make you feel proud >are down with non-reproductive sex

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Anon's is doing what he loved | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/15/19(Thu)20:11:48 No.53925486 >Walk up to boss >"Hey anything we gotta do around here?" >"Yeah we gotta do all the drum brakes on the trailers but some of the bolts broke off so you'll have to melt em off with the cutting 82 KB JPG torch." >Pretend he is an NPC giving me a quest >Money is my EXP >Each pay period is a level up >level 208 right now keep grinding out the levels friends
: Anonymous 08/15/19(Thu)20:11:48 No.53925486 >Walk up to boss >"Hey anything we gotta do around here?" >"Yeah we gotta do all the drum brakes on the trailers but some of the bolts broke off so you'll have to melt em off with the cutting 82 KB JPG torch." >Pretend he is an NPC giving me a quest >Money is my EXP >Each pay period is a level up >level 208 right now keep grinding out the levels friends

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thought i had to eat the whole thing | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/04/17(Tue)19:11:53 No.8771033 >two weeks ago >make thread asking how to eat these >today >Can't stop eating these Why did you uncage this demon 2.79 MB JPG 18 Replies /1 Image View Thread Anonymous 04/04/17(Tue)19:13:07 No.8771037 >asking how to eat sunflower seeds are you more stupid than a bird
Anonymous 04/04/17(Tue)19:11:53 No.8771033 >two weeks ago >make thread asking how to eat these >today >Can't stop eating these Why did you uncage this demon 2.79 MB JPG 18 Replies /1 Image View Thread Anonymous 04/04/17(Tue)19:13:07 No.8771037 >asking how to eat sunflower seeds are you more stupid than a bird

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Anon waits in a line | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: FRbsyymU 04/21/22(Thu)02:00:06 No.15015462 >Waiting in line >Big black guy cuts you in line >You say "Excuse me sir I was here first." >He ignores you >"Sir I was here-" >He turns around and says "F--- off f-----" then ignores you 20 KB JPG again. What do you do next?
: Anonymous (ID: FRbsyymU 04/21/22(Thu)02:00:06 No.15015462 >Waiting in line >Big black guy cuts you in line >You say "Excuse me sir I was here first." >He ignores you >"Sir I was here-" >He turns around and says "F--- off f-----" then ignores you 20 KB JPG again. What do you do next?

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Anon mows the lawn | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/20/22(Wed)16:34:21 No.68297131 REMINGTON pepe-lawnmower.jpg 80 KB JPG > never realised how bad Reddit truly is > only ever went on it for r/greentext > always thought slagging it off was a meme > created an account to ask about weeds > posts got ignored or deleted > ask on 4chan get instant answer I can't believe you degenerates know all about lawncare : Anonymous 04/20/22(Wed)16:39:13 No.68297190 : Anonymous 04/20/22(Wed)16:39:34 No.68297195 >68297232 # : Anonymous 04/20/22(Wed)16:40:09 No.68297206 >>68297131 (OP) # >reddit >apartment-dwelling basedbean lads >4chan >basement-dwelling house owners with lawns Know the difference
: Anonymous 04/20/22(Wed)16:34:21 No.68297131 REMINGTON pepe-lawnmower.jpg 80 KB JPG > never realised how bad Reddit truly is > only ever went on it for r/greentext > always thought slagging it off was a meme > created an account to ask about weeds > posts got ignored or deleted > ask on 4chan get instant answer I can't believe you degenerates know all about lawncare : Anonymous 04/20/22(Wed)16:39:13 No.68297190 : Anonymous 04/20/22(Wed)16:39:34 No.68297195 >68297232 # : Anonymous 04/20/22(Wed)16:40:09 No.68297206 >>68297131 (OP) # >reddit >apartment-dwelling basedbean lads >4chan >basement-dwelling house owners with lawns Know the difference

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It’s not easy being a simp | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/11/21(Tue)16:38:33 No.63628255 >tip $1,200 to female streamer >she simply says "thx for the tip" then goes back to playing the game 78 KB JPG
: Anonymous 05/11/21(Tue)16:38:33 No.63628255 >tip $1,200 to female streamer >she simply says "thx for the tip" then goes back to playing the game 78 KB JPG

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Anon discovers the meaning of lifting | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/02/21(Sat)20:27:48 No.63759172 >be me >get yelled at repeatedly by my 2nd grade teacher >grow up to be a massive dude >get stronger at the gym >see the teacher out in public again 247 KB PNG >she's all nice to me >l yell and berate the s--- out of her and she runs away scared shitless This is why I lift
: Anonymous 10/02/21(Sat)20:27:48 No.63759172 >be me >get yelled at repeatedly by my 2nd grade teacher >grow up to be a massive dude >get stronger at the gym >see the teacher out in public again 247 KB PNG >she's all nice to me >l yell and berate the s--- out of her and she runs away scared shitless This is why I lift

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Anon discusses cannonballs | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/18/21(Wed)14:29:03 No.50279407 R(13).jpg 72 KB JPG >Dude a big ball landing near you somehow causes an explosion and kills you You expect me to believe this s---?
: Anonymous 08/18/21(Wed)14:29:03 No.50279407 R(13).jpg 72 KB JPG >Dude a big ball landing near you somehow causes an explosion and kills you You expect me to believe this s---?

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Anon made a mistake | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/20/22(Wed)16:53:41 No.68297393 People That Walk Fast Are Reported To Be Less Happy >unironically shared IQ test on social media when i was a teenager that s--- alone is reason enough to kms The faster you walk the more unhappy you are. SONIC 62 KB JPG : Anonymous 04/20/22(Wed)16:58:56 No.68297452 >>68297393 (OP) # I shared my crushes bikini pics on Facebook to my phone so I could download them and zoom in. This was 16 KB JPG sophomore year of HS. Sat next to her in class and didnt know that would send a notification
: Anonymous 04/20/22(Wed)16:53:41 No.68297393 People That Walk Fast Are Reported To Be Less Happy >unironically shared IQ test on social media when i was a teenager that s--- alone is reason enough to kms The faster you walk the more unhappy you are. SONIC 62 KB JPG : Anonymous 04/20/22(Wed)16:58:56 No.68297452 >>68297393 (OP) # I shared my crushes bikini pics on Facebook to my phone so I could download them and zoom in. This was 16 KB JPG sophomore year of HS. Sat next to her in class and didnt know that would send a notification

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Anon does not care anymore | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/20/22(Wed)21:15:58 No.876618275 >be me >20 >beta in the family >one family member slept all through afternoon till it's 7pm >don't really care about them but I knew I should wake him up >gets mad that I didn't wake him 5 KB PNG up earlier >blames me and yelled at me >had a feeling of him being violent if I talk back >"you're useless anon" "some bad words" >proceeds to keep a mouth shut >afraid but willing to kill him when he hurts me Me when Idc anymore
: Anonymous 04/20/22(Wed)21:15:58 No.876618275 >be me >20 >beta in the family >one family member slept all through afternoon till it's 7pm >don't really care about them but I knew I should wake him up >gets mad that I didn't wake him 5 KB PNG up earlier >blames me and yelled at me >had a feeling of him being violent if I talk back >"you're useless anon" "some bad words" >proceeds to keep a mouth shut >afraid but willing to kill him when he hurts me Me when Idc anymore

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Anon cures his anxiety | /r/Greentext

29m (4/20 19:10) · 876630348 5 Re · 2 Img · PNG · 193KB · (601 × 473) 5 Replies >be me >feel anxiety >unload massive s--- >anxiety gone 28m (4/20 19:11) · 876630394 >>876630348 (OP) >be retarded •..
29m (4/20 19:10) · 876630348 5 Re · 2 Img · PNG · 193KB · (601 × 473) 5 Replies >be me >feel anxiety >unload massive s--- >anxiety gone 28m (4/20 19:11) · 876630394 >>876630348 (OP) >be retarded •..

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Who said 4chan was racist ? | /r/Greentext

File: 1647190046089.jpg (59 KB, 900x770) Anonymous 04/19/22(Tue)02:09:26 No.876533416 >>876533475 >>876533528 >>876533572 >>876533637 >>876533676 >>876533709 >>876533751 >>876533753 >>876533951 >>876534990 >>876535652 >>876535766 >>876535803 >>876535874 Looking for a word that begins with N and ends with R. Anonymous 04/19/22(Tue)02:10:09 No.876533450 >>876533508 Neighbor Anonymous 04/19/22(Tue)02:10:41 No.876533475 >>876533416 (OP) # never Anonymous 04/19/22(Tue)02:11:15 No.876533508 >>876533564 >>876533450 # h--------. he got you there op Anonymous 04/19/22(Tue)02:11:29 No.876533522 >>876535971 Nectar Anonymous 04/19/22(Tue)02:11:38 No.876533528 >>876533416 (OP) # Near >> >>
File: 1647190046089.jpg (59 KB, 900x770) Anonymous 04/19/22(Tue)02:09:26 No.876533416 >>876533475 >>876533528 >>876533572 >>876533637 >>876533676 >>876533709 >>876533751 >>876533753 >>876533951 >>876534990 >>876535652 >>876535766 >>876535803 >>876535874 Looking for a word that begins with N and ends with R. Anonymous 04/19/22(Tue)02:10:09 No.876533450 >>876533508 Neighbor Anonymous 04/19/22(Tue)02:10:41 No.876533475 >>876533416 (OP) # never Anonymous 04/19/22(Tue)02:11:15 No.876533508 >>876533564 >>876533450 # h--------. he got you there op Anonymous 04/19/22(Tue)02:11:29 No.876533522 >>876535971 Nectar Anonymous 04/19/22(Tue)02:11:38 No.876533528 >>876533416 (OP) # Near >> >>

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Anon visits KFC | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >go to kfc for the first time in my life >only 4 white people in the restaurant including the cashier >the rest are mexicans and blacks >constant screams and noises, children crying 25 KB JPG >"AYO DIS CHIGGIN WANG IS DRY WHO COOKED DIS CHIGEN" >cashier and the big nigress get into a fight this country is a s------- 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread Anonymous 04/20/22(Wed)17:30:28 No.68298470 >dry chicken Hate nigs but if the chicken is dry he's like 90% justified 301 KB GIF 04/20/22 (Wed)17:28:15 No.68298445
: Anonymous >go to kfc for the first time in my life >only 4 white people in the restaurant including the cashier >the rest are mexicans and blacks >constant screams and noises, children crying 25 KB JPG >"AYO DIS CHIGGIN WANG IS DRY WHO COOKED DIS CHIGEN" >cashier and the big nigress get into a fight this country is a s------- 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread Anonymous 04/20/22(Wed)17:30:28 No.68298470 >dry chicken Hate nigs but if the chicken is dry he's like 90% justified 301 KB GIF 04/20/22 (Wed)17:28:15 No.68298445

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Good ol’ President Taft | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/07/20(Sat)23:15:41 No.8211766 >>8211690 (OP) # 629 KB PNG >[Taft] apparently was very good- natured about his girth. Before becoming president, he once APPLE PIE. visited a small town on legal business. After his meeting, he learned that the next scheduled train would not arrive for several hours, although an express train would run through in less than an hour - but without stopping. >He therefore wired the railroad superintendent to ask if the express train would stop for a "large party." The superintendent agreed, and signaled ahead to the train's conductor to make an unscheduled stop. When Taft boarded the train, he remarked to the bewildered conductor, "You can go ahead; I AM the large party."
: Anonymous 03/07/20(Sat)23:15:41 No.8211766 >>8211690 (OP) # 629 KB PNG >[Taft] apparently was very good- natured about his girth. Before becoming president, he once APPLE PIE. visited a small town on legal business. After his meeting, he learned that the next scheduled train would not arrive for several hours, although an express train would run through in less than an hour - but without stopping. >He therefore wired the railroad superintendent to ask if the express train would stop for a "large party." The superintendent agreed, and signaled ahead to the train's conductor to make an unscheduled stop. When Taft boarded the train, he remarked to the bewildered conductor, "You can go ahead; I AM the large party."

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Modern day degeneracy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: ZFGUxpxc ) E 04/20/22(Wed)13:05:08 No.373819234 r/offmychest 258d Join So my son 15M found that me 43F and my husband 45M are into cuckolding (I sleep with other men as my husband watch) six months after finding out he still refuses to speak to us and his utter disgust when he looks at me (lassume he googled what cuckolding is) is killing me. He found because I got careless I am not very tech savy and stupidly asked him to fix something on my computer and he found some pictures and at first he did not say anything he just got very quiet still does his homework never tate for school or acted out in any way. But then after being given the silent treatment for almost a month I sat him down and asked him what wongwrong and the exploded at me calling me every name in the book. If dad is not good enough then divorce him he yelled at me, his father tried to talk to him but he just keeps telling him to divorce me. He has never acted out like that before and is a good kid and we obviously have stopped since he found out. One of the men involved he knows and he has been like an uncle to him I had to inform him that he found out what has been happening, my son now hates him as well and it's caused so much harm. He is always quiet now refuses to have dinner with us my husband said either eat with us or go hungry but then he just went to his room without dinner and refused to eat all together and my husband and I backtracked after he only ate at school for a week and let him eat alone eventually. Maybe he needs to talk to somebody but he hardly has said more than maybe four sentences to us these last months. He is way more angry at me than his tather atleast he responds to his father me he is ignoring completely We tried putting the hammer down and even stupidly followed the advice of another couple we know who said just tell him it's none of his business and we did and that only pushed him farthern away from us and only made things even worse and he completely shut down. He has zero respect for me and keeps telling his father that I am a bad person who enjoy humiliating him and that he should divorce me. I feel so horrible and my son hates me . 10 O28 O Share 1650437702451.jpg 220 KB JPG What the F--- do we do about modern day degeneracy?
: Anonymous (ID: ZFGUxpxc ) E 04/20/22(Wed)13:05:08 No.373819234 r/offmychest 258d Join So my son 15M found that me 43F and my husband 45M are into cuckolding (I sleep with other men as my husband watch) six months after finding out he still refuses to speak to us and his utter disgust when he looks at me (lassume he googled what cuckolding is) is killing me. He found because I got careless I am not very tech savy and stupidly asked him to fix something on my computer and he found some pictures and at first he did not say anything he just got very quiet still does his homework never tate for school or acted out in any way. But then after being given the silent treatment for almost a month I sat him down and asked him what wongwrong and the exploded at me calling me every name in the book. If dad is not good enough then divorce him he yelled at me, his father tried to talk to him but he just keeps telling him to divorce me. He has never acted out like that before and is a good kid and we obviously have stopped since he found out. One of the men involved he knows and he has been like an uncle to him I had to inform him that he found out what has been happening, my son now hates him as well and it's caused so much harm. He is always quiet now refuses to have dinner with us my husband said either eat with us or go hungry but then he just went to his room without dinner and refused to eat all together and my husband and I backtracked after he only ate at school for a week and let him eat alone eventually. Maybe he needs to talk to somebody but he hardly has said more than maybe four sentences to us these last months. He is way more angry at me than his tather atleast he responds to his father me he is ignoring completely We tried putting the hammer down and even stupidly followed the advice of another couple we know who said just tell him it's none of his business and we did and that only pushed him farthern away from us and only made things even worse and he completely shut down. He has zero respect for me and keeps telling his father that I am a bad person who enjoy humiliating him and that he should divorce me. I feel so horrible and my son hates me . 10 O28 O Share 1650437702451.jpg 220 KB JPG What the F--- do we do about modern day degeneracy?

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Anon is racist | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/20/22(Wed)17:01:41 No.68298156 >talk to a girl for 3 months >she sends her photo >she's black >delete account and cut off all contact Holy f--- why is god punishing me like this. Its cruel 10 KB JPG 12 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 04/20/22(Wed)17:01:41 No.68298156 >talk to a girl for 3 months >she sends her photo >she's black >delete account and cut off all contact Holy f--- why is god punishing me like this. Its cruel 10 KB JPG 12 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon tries to discuss. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Da Trans 04/20/22(Wed)14:34:02 No.68300045 >be me redditfag > go on any discussion sub > ask a simple question not trying to agitate just want discussion > Should HRT and Gender Reassignment Be restricted to age 18 and above? > Banned for trans-phobia, hatred, 350 B PNG etc > Account suspended >*sigh*
Anonymous Da Trans 04/20/22(Wed)14:34:02 No.68300045 >be me redditfag > go on any discussion sub > ask a simple question not trying to agitate just want discussion > Should HRT and Gender Reassignment Be restricted to age 18 and above? > Banned for trans-phobia, hatred, 350 B PNG etc > Account suspended >*sigh*

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