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my name is... what? my name is... what? Anon | /r/Greentext

>be in school >hot girl in front of me >she drops her pencil >she bends down to pick it up >she's not wearing panties >turns around and looks at me >"like what you see?" >whole class goes "oooooo000oh" >palms are sweaty >knees weak, arms are heavy >it's falling out of my pockets already >mom's spaghetti
>be in school >hot girl in front of me >she drops her pencil >she bends down to pick it up >she's not wearing panties >turns around and looks at me >"like what you see?" >whole class goes "oooooo000oh" >palms are sweaty >knees weak, arms are heavy >it's falling out of my pockets already >mom's spaghetti

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Anon finds love | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/20/22(Wed)15:31:04 No.876636099 >visit trans gf in Canada for the first time >also first time out of country >when I got to her house we instantly started talking like we've known each other forever despite having been online only prior >every night we get high and watch trailer park boys >she shows me her favorite video games before 134 KB JPG bed (Moon and Paper Mario) >in the morning I spoon her an give her a h------- >lots of cuddling >she smells really sweet and her skin is soft and smooth >constant kisses each other >she loves me for being my weeb self >constantly sings to me Bros I think I've made it
Anonymous 04/20/22(Wed)15:31:04 No.876636099 >visit trans gf in Canada for the first time >also first time out of country >when I got to her house we instantly started talking like we've known each other forever despite having been online only prior >every night we get high and watch trailer park boys >she shows me her favorite video games before 134 KB JPG bed (Moon and Paper Mario) >in the morning I spoon her an give her a h------- >lots of cuddling >she smells really sweet and her skin is soft and smooth >constant kisses each other >she loves me for being my weeb self >constantly sings to me Bros I think I've made it

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Anon is disappointed | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/17/22(Sun)18:25:09 No.166668691 >bought my son some lego for christmas >left him to play >come back 30 minutes later >he left his legos and played minecraft instead 53 KB PNG >>166668713 # >>166670232 # >>166671336 # >>166671578 # >>166672003 #
: Anonymous 04/17/22(Sun)18:25:09 No.166668691 >bought my son some lego for christmas >left him to play >come back 30 minutes later >he left his legos and played minecraft instead 53 KB PNG >>166668713 # >>166670232 # >>166671336 # >>166671578 # >>166672003 #

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Anon talks to a girl | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/04/21(Wed)00:11:28 No.64827515 >be me >uni >spot a super cute girl working the salad bar in the commons >drop dead gorgeous, deep brown eyes and soft, silky black hair >even with COVID masks I could tell she 553 KB PNG was beautiful >chat her up >she had a brace around her index finger, I find out she got mauled by a squirrell trying to feed it >Imao'd with her >shuffle away with my tray of salad like a p---- >decide to approach her at the end of her shift >phone number on a paper, approach her and shoot my shot >bf, to no one's surprise >I thank her and tell her to have a good day >feel like a retard for a moment, it really seemed she was interested >I see her from time to time working there throughout the year >l always chat up workers there, sometimes I wouldn't immediately recognize her with masks >she clearly felt bad about rejecting me, nice girl >l never felt any regrets Shoot your shot anons, the worst that happens is that they say no. If they're a bitch about it, they're not good people anyways.
: Anonymous 08/04/21(Wed)00:11:28 No.64827515 >be me >uni >spot a super cute girl working the salad bar in the commons >drop dead gorgeous, deep brown eyes and soft, silky black hair >even with COVID masks I could tell she 553 KB PNG was beautiful >chat her up >she had a brace around her index finger, I find out she got mauled by a squirrell trying to feed it >Imao'd with her >shuffle away with my tray of salad like a p---- >decide to approach her at the end of her shift >phone number on a paper, approach her and shoot my shot >bf, to no one's surprise >I thank her and tell her to have a good day >feel like a retard for a moment, it really seemed she was interested >I see her from time to time working there throughout the year >l always chat up workers there, sometimes I wouldn't immediately recognize her with masks >she clearly felt bad about rejecting me, nice girl >l never felt any regrets Shoot your shot anons, the worst that happens is that they say no. If they're a bitch about it, they're not good people anyways.

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How America stays ahead | /r/Greentext

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT Anonymous 04/17/22(Sun)18:00:59 No.53100055 2253100118 253100191 253100293 2253100313 253100348 2253101307 2253101743 >Russians/Chinese make paper tiger technology and brag about it to the world. >Americans get scared and invest 69 squijullion dollars in hyper advanced tech to one up them >After 4 years of R&D by Lockheed the new Super Ultra Death Machine Mk7 is put into mass production and begins being deployed >Turns out Russian/Chink tech either never existed in the first place or wasn't nearly as good as they said it was >Your scare tactics just encouraged America to jump 2 f------ tech generations ahead of you >Cycle repeats
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT Anonymous 04/17/22(Sun)18:00:59 No.53100055 2253100118 253100191 253100293 2253100313 253100348 2253101307 2253101743 >Russians/Chinese make paper tiger technology and brag about it to the world. >Americans get scared and invest 69 squijullion dollars in hyper advanced tech to one up them >After 4 years of R&D by Lockheed the new Super Ultra Death Machine Mk7 is put into mass production and begins being deployed >Turns out Russian/Chink tech either never existed in the first place or wasn't nearly as good as they said it was >Your scare tactics just encouraged America to jump 2 f------ tech generations ahead of you >Cycle repeats

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Anon gets a promotion | /r/Greentext

>be me >friend invites me out for drinks >I have work in the morning >f--- it >get plastered >wake up for work next day >still very drunk 38 KB JPG >herewego.png >somehow make it to work in one piece >"Hey annon what's up?" >"good and you?" >awkward silence >suddenly have a bright idea >decide to power nap in storage closet to sober up >set alarm on phone for 30 minutes >wake up 10 hours later, hungover >slept through my alarm >s---.jpeg >think I'm gonna be fired >f--- it, time to go home >boss sees me on the way out >"Wow anon, you look beat. Thanks for staying late today. I appreciate it" >talks to me about a possible promotion >mfw work is easy
>be me >friend invites me out for drinks >I have work in the morning >f--- it >get plastered >wake up for work next day >still very drunk 38 KB JPG >herewego.png >somehow make it to work in one piece >"Hey annon what's up?" >"good and you?" >awkward silence >suddenly have a bright idea >decide to power nap in storage closet to sober up >set alarm on phone for 30 minutes >wake up 10 hours later, hungover >slept through my alarm >s---.jpeg >think I'm gonna be fired >f--- it, time to go home >boss sees me on the way out >"Wow anon, you look beat. Thanks for staying late today. I appreciate it" >talks to me about a possible promotion >mfw work is easy

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Anon why?? | /r/Greentext

580AA0BA-FE96-4D68-BDDD-9E1397B1CA64.jpg 31 KB JPG >s---- all over your bed You mad incel?
580AA0BA-FE96-4D68-BDDD-9E1397B1CA64.jpg 31 KB JPG >s---- all over your bed You mad incel?

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Anon has success | /r/Greentext

IVV 4chan+favela+t-----+dream+the+sequel.jpg 402 KB JPG Since the time this couple got posted here and became the famous 4chan favela t----- greentext: >New, better bike >Even more roided >Same t----- on the back (true love is real) >Sweet wrapped Camaro (definitely his as well) >Nicer part of the Favela Do people still believe I should envy the "first-world"?
IVV 4chan+favela+t-----+dream+the+sequel.jpg 402 KB JPG Since the time this couple got posted here and became the famous 4chan favela t----- greentext: >New, better bike >Even more roided >Same t----- on the back (true love is real) >Sweet wrapped Camaro (definitely his as well) >Nicer part of the Favela Do people still believe I should envy the "first-world"?

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Anon has finally made it. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 52353826 leri •.. >have cute cardiobunny neighbour >she asks me if we can go running together >women running outside have been r---- and killed in our city, so she wants to take me with her for protection >we have been doing this once a week for a year, getting take out food afterwards 1,5 MB JPG Have I made it, /fit/? 34 REPLIES 63 IMAGES REPLY Anonymous | 52353835 leri •.. why haven't you r---- and killed her yet? 21 REPLIES
Anonymous | 52353826 leri •.. >have cute cardiobunny neighbour >she asks me if we can go running together >women running outside have been r---- and killed in our city, so she wants to take me with her for protection >we have been doing this once a week for a year, getting take out food afterwards 1,5 MB JPG Have I made it, /fit/? 34 REPLIES 63 IMAGES REPLY Anonymous | 52353835 leri •.. why haven't you r---- and killed her yet? 21 REPLIES

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Anon's Father is autistic | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/14/21(Sun)21:25:35 No.849599313 >Dad left when I was 12yo >l'm now 36yo >Calls me every 3 months or so to ask if I want fish >lf I say yes he drops by and gives me a frozen fish I think my dad has autism. 13 KB JPG
: Anonymous 03/14/21(Sun)21:25:35 No.849599313 >Dad left when I was 12yo >l'm now 36yo >Calls me every 3 months or so to ask if I want fish >lf I say yes he drops by and gives me a frozen fish I think my dad has autism. 13 KB JPG

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Anon goes gun shopping | /r/Greentext

File: 20391917818183921.jpg (78 KB, 720x540) Anonymous 04/23/16(Sat)18.16:54 No.680869296 0B69844 6ROB69951 26R0870072 680870587 2680871363 50874438 just bought this gun at a pawn shop for 230$ is it worth it
File: 20391917818183921.jpg (78 KB, 720x540) Anonymous 04/23/16(Sat)18.16:54 No.680869296 0B69844 6ROB69951 26R0870072 680870587 2680871363 50874438 just bought this gun at a pawn shop for 230$ is it worth it

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Anon gets diagnosed with depression | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)10:20:59 No.876669661 >Be Me >Diagnosed with major depressive disorder at 22 after a suicide attempt. >Get on SSRIs and slowly improve my life >Start Dating a nice girl about a year ago >Try to keep my past and emotions close to my chest >GF knows I've suffered from mental 448 КВ PNG illness >8 months ago says she loves me and wants to share my burden >Tells me I shouldn't hide my feelings and that if I tapped out due to my struggles she would never forgive herself. >For the first time someone outside of my immediate family treats me with this kindness >Slowly start opening up more over the next 4 months. >Get a call yesterday from GF >She wants to break up with me >Says I'm too emotional >Says she is becoming depressed dealing with my depression Why are women like this? I didn't even unload much on | her, I literally showed the bare minimum of emotion and she leaves me. SSRI's legit saved my life and put me in a much better place, just being able to talk to her during the few bad days was really therapeutic. I never even told her about the suicide attempt before I met her. I don't think I can date anymore, these women just don't make sense.
: Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)10:20:59 No.876669661 >Be Me >Diagnosed with major depressive disorder at 22 after a suicide attempt. >Get on SSRIs and slowly improve my life >Start Dating a nice girl about a year ago >Try to keep my past and emotions close to my chest >GF knows I've suffered from mental 448 КВ PNG illness >8 months ago says she loves me and wants to share my burden >Tells me I shouldn't hide my feelings and that if I tapped out due to my struggles she would never forgive herself. >For the first time someone outside of my immediate family treats me with this kindness >Slowly start opening up more over the next 4 months. >Get a call yesterday from GF >She wants to break up with me >Says I'm too emotional >Says she is becoming depressed dealing with my depression Why are women like this? I didn't even unload much on | her, I literally showed the bare minimum of emotion and she leaves me. SSRI's legit saved my life and put me in a much better place, just being able to talk to her during the few bad days was really therapeutic. I never even told her about the suicide attempt before I met her. I don't think I can date anymore, these women just don't make sense.

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Anon gets a job | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)09:30:23 No.876668097 >be me >17 >want to become a NEET and never want to work >play games daily bc I have nothing to do >start visiting 4chan daily >read horrific stories from NEET people here 143 KB JPG >I don't want to become a failure in life like them >start having nightmares of ending up like some of them >got my driving license >got a minimum wagie job at 18 today was my first day, and I now empathize with people who work here. thanks 4chan.
: Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)09:30:23 No.876668097 >be me >17 >want to become a NEET and never want to work >play games daily bc I have nothing to do >start visiting 4chan daily >read horrific stories from NEET people here 143 KB JPG >I don't want to become a failure in life like them >start having nightmares of ending up like some of them >got my driving license >got a minimum wagie job at 18 today was my first day, and I now empathize with people who work here. thanks 4chan.

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Anon doesn't know how to socialize | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)01:53:33 No.67898824 >4 year of univeristy >not a single friend made 25 KB GIF 5 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)01:53:33 No.67898824 >4 year of univeristy >not a single friend made 25 KB GIF 5 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon cheater | /r/Greentext

>sit down to watch my boyfriend play >its a dark souls like type game >he dies >he activates a god mode one hit 230 KB JPG kill cheat i'm dating a little bitch and i hate it
>sit down to watch my boyfriend play >its a dark souls like type game >he dies >he activates a god mode one hit 230 KB JPG kill cheat i'm dating a little bitch and i hate it

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Anon kills a Man | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/05/18(Fri)07:58:10 No.48513053 Greentext thread l'll start: >Be me >Jobless lowlife loser >Have 16 year old teenage neighbor who pretends to be depressed 12 KB JPG >Bored.mp3 >Create social media accounts and bully him for few days >Mfw he killed himself >Mfw he was actually depressed Am I an a------ ?
: Anonymous 10/05/18(Fri)07:58:10 No.48513053 Greentext thread l'll start: >Be me >Jobless lowlife loser >Have 16 year old teenage neighbor who pretends to be depressed 12 KB JPG >Bored.mp3 >Create social media accounts and bully him for few days >Mfw he killed himself >Mfw he was actually depressed Am I an a------ ?

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anon is a businessman. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/25/22(Fri)06:14:02 No.45788431 >artist who I f------ know is Brazilian changes his location to Ukraine >opens "emergency" commissions >gets flooded with work M----------- >>45788448 # >>45788531 # >>45788538 # >>45788552 #
: Anonymous 02/25/22(Fri)06:14:02 No.45788431 >artist who I f------ know is Brazilian changes his location to Ukraine >opens "emergency" commissions >gets flooded with work M----------- >>45788448 # >>45788531 # >>45788538 # >>45788552 #

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Anon has yellow fever. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)01:52:27 No.68307960 white women >fat >dumb >ugly >suck in bed >s----- bodies >s--- in their ass >illiterate 171 KB JPG >constantly belittle you >constantly shame you >all they want are babies >asian women >thin >smart >pretty >great in bed >good bodies >clean butts >literate >encourage you >make you feel proud >are down with non-reproductive sex
Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)01:52:27 No.68307960 white women >fat >dumb >ugly >suck in bed >s----- bodies >s--- in their ass >illiterate 171 KB JPG >constantly belittle you >constantly shame you >all they want are babies >asian women >thin >smart >pretty >great in bed >good bodies >clean butts >literate >encourage you >make you feel proud >are down with non-reproductive sex

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Anon's is doing what he loved | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/15/19(Thu)20:11:48 No.53925486 >Walk up to boss >"Hey anything we gotta do around here?" >"Yeah we gotta do all the drum brakes on the trailers but some of the bolts broke off so you'll have to melt em off with the cutting 82 KB JPG torch." >Pretend he is an NPC giving me a quest >Money is my EXP >Each pay period is a level up >level 208 right now keep grinding out the levels friends
: Anonymous 08/15/19(Thu)20:11:48 No.53925486 >Walk up to boss >"Hey anything we gotta do around here?" >"Yeah we gotta do all the drum brakes on the trailers but some of the bolts broke off so you'll have to melt em off with the cutting 82 KB JPG torch." >Pretend he is an NPC giving me a quest >Money is my EXP >Each pay period is a level up >level 208 right now keep grinding out the levels friends

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thought i had to eat the whole thing | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/04/17(Tue)19:11:53 No.8771033 >two weeks ago >make thread asking how to eat these >today >Can't stop eating these Why did you uncage this demon 2.79 MB JPG 18 Replies /1 Image View Thread Anonymous 04/04/17(Tue)19:13:07 No.8771037 >asking how to eat sunflower seeds are you more stupid than a bird
Anonymous 04/04/17(Tue)19:11:53 No.8771033 >two weeks ago >make thread asking how to eat these >today >Can't stop eating these Why did you uncage this demon 2.79 MB JPG 18 Replies /1 Image View Thread Anonymous 04/04/17(Tue)19:13:07 No.8771037 >asking how to eat sunflower seeds are you more stupid than a bird

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