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File: Milkor-MGL-AV140-01.jpg (77 KB, 1068x708) Anonymous 04/20/22(Wed)17:40:13 No.53151111 > >>53151142 >>53151153 >>53151256 >>53151262 >>53151343 >>53151460 >>53151684 >grenade launcher + thermal scope I've solved urban combat. You're welcome. >> Anonymous 04/20/22(Wed)17:41:18 No.53151125 ► >>53151139 >>53151145 >>53151150 >>53151169 >>53151225 >>53151277 >>53151382 >>53151437 >>53151656 Yeah but 1 kilogram of grenades weighs like 15 kilograms.
File: Milkor-MGL-AV140-01.jpg (77 KB, 1068x708) Anonymous 04/20/22(Wed)17:40:13 No.53151111 > >>53151142 >>53151153 >>53151256 >>53151262 >>53151343 >>53151460 >>53151684 >grenade launcher + thermal scope I've solved urban combat. You're welcome. >> Anonymous 04/20/22(Wed)17:41:18 No.53151125 ► >>53151139 >>53151145 >>53151150 >>53151169 >>53151225 >>53151277 >>53151382 >>53151437 >>53151656 Yeah but 1 kilogram of grenades weighs like 15 kilograms.

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Anon gives random kid a fetish | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/23/18(Mon)07:07:10 No.100049780 >be girl >middle school, early 2000s >walking to class >see some short kid getting Ishoved into the locker >tiny little hispanic kid and his two goons are harrassing this kid for lunch money >is this real life >take the little hispanic kid and put him in a chicken hold >tell him if he touches this kid again l'll beat his face into the locker so hard his parents wont be able to recognize him >he calls his goons off, runs away >short kid follows me around for the rest of the school year, carrying my books and taking care of my tamogotchi and letting me use his head as an armrest a couple years ago I looked him up on facebook and found he publicly joined a "muscle girl appreciation" group. >>100049844 # >>100049852 # >>100049860 # >>100050028 #
: Anonymous 04/23/18(Mon)07:07:10 No.100049780 >be girl >middle school, early 2000s >walking to class >see some short kid getting Ishoved into the locker >tiny little hispanic kid and his two goons are harrassing this kid for lunch money >is this real life >take the little hispanic kid and put him in a chicken hold >tell him if he touches this kid again l'll beat his face into the locker so hard his parents wont be able to recognize him >he calls his goons off, runs away >short kid follows me around for the rest of the school year, carrying my books and taking care of my tamogotchi and letting me use his head as an armrest a couple years ago I looked him up on facebook and found he publicly joined a "muscle girl appreciation" group. >>100049844 # >>100049852 # >>100049860 # >>100050028 #

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Anon hates Spotify | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/05/22(Tue)18:39:45 No.86370025 v >>86369961 (OP) >search for certain music track >only find is a playlist with the name of the track >the track is not in it >alternatively, it's a remix/remake absolutely f------ useless
Anonymous 04/05/22(Tue)18:39:45 No.86370025 v >>86369961 (OP) >search for certain music track >only find is a playlist with the name of the track >the track is not in it >alternatively, it's a remix/remake absolutely f------ useless

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Don't do it bros | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/16/21(Fri)01:07:26 No.45172310 >Be paramedic >Seen dozens of suicides in the last 8 years >The reactions of the loved ones are always bad 169 KB JPG >None is ever worse than a dad loosing his son There is not a thing in this world that is more depressing sounding than a man sobbing while clutching his sons lifeless body. I remember one who killed himself by shotgun slug after he came back from Iraq. There was nothing left of him, and his father got home just as we were getting ready to leave. I couldn't let him see, so I stood there and just didn't let him through. He went downstairs to the basement and clutched his sons old baseball glove, rocking back and forth, just saying "papas here, buddy, papas here." Don't do it anons. >>45172699 #
: Anonymous 03/16/21(Fri)01:07:26 No.45172310 >Be paramedic >Seen dozens of suicides in the last 8 years >The reactions of the loved ones are always bad 169 KB JPG >None is ever worse than a dad loosing his son There is not a thing in this world that is more depressing sounding than a man sobbing while clutching his sons lifeless body. I remember one who killed himself by shotgun slug after he came back from Iraq. There was nothing left of him, and his father got home just as we were getting ready to leave. I couldn't let him see, so I stood there and just didn't let him through. He went downstairs to the basement and clutched his sons old baseball glove, rocking back and forth, just saying "papas here, buddy, papas here." Don't do it anons. >>45172699 #

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[Ever]green text!! | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 03/26/16(Sat)14:28:16 No.81111025 File: 1445005074276 png (87 KB, 235x243) >>81111083 >see Who Framed Roger Rabbit >immediately want to f--- Jessica Rabbit >see Space Jam >immediately want to f--- Lola >see Zootopia F------ FURRY AGENDA THEY'VE HAD THIS PLANNED FOR 3 DECADES
O Anonymous 03/26/16(Sat)14:28:16 No.81111025 File: 1445005074276 png (87 KB, 235x243) >>81111083 >see Who Framed Roger Rabbit >immediately want to f--- Jessica Rabbit >see Space Jam >immediately want to f--- Lola >see Zootopia F------ FURRY AGENDA THEY'VE HAD THIS PLANNED FOR 3 DECADES

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Anon makes a friend | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/30/22(Wed)12:31:26 No.66124466 File: 1635029537010.jpg (204 KB, 1280x720) >>66123026 >work at mall 950 SEALE AMPHNIDUS READY GRO >Indian guy works at cell phone shop across the atrium >Always just greeted with a nod >start telling him "Good morning sir :)" >he gets a huge smile and says it back >new daily routine >Indian guy starts giving me phone accessories and boxed lunches "for my good friend" International relations have never been so easy :)
Anonymous 03/30/22(Wed)12:31:26 No.66124466 File: 1635029537010.jpg (204 KB, 1280x720) >>66123026 >work at mall 950 SEALE AMPHNIDUS READY GRO >Indian guy works at cell phone shop across the atrium >Always just greeted with a nod >start telling him "Good morning sir :)" >he gets a huge smile and says it back >new daily routine >Indian guy starts giving me phone accessories and boxed lunches "for my good friend" International relations have never been so easy :)

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Anon doesn't like coffee | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)11:09:21 No.68311627 >drink brown liquid >brown liquid shoots out my ass Why does coffee even exist? 340 KB JPG
: Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)11:09:21 No.68311627 >drink brown liquid >brown liquid shoots out my ass Why does coffee even exist? 340 KB JPG

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Anon carried by his anxiety | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/22/22(Fri)01:06:57 No.68316653 >rewatching a lot of old sam hyde content recently >decide to pull a stunt in a similar way >know this 1 jewish cute girl in my uni 394 KB PNG >decide to approach her and say something like: "I just heard about the holocaust, that s--- sucks man. Props to you and other holocaust survivors." >approach her yesterday and ask her if she's jewish >"y-yeah, i am" >immediately do a 180 and start walking away without saying anything else. >hear her say "o-ok" from a distance. at least i saved myself in the last moment
: Anonymous 04/22/22(Fri)01:06:57 No.68316653 >rewatching a lot of old sam hyde content recently >decide to pull a stunt in a similar way >know this 1 jewish cute girl in my uni 394 KB PNG >decide to approach her and say something like: "I just heard about the holocaust, that s--- sucks man. Props to you and other holocaust survivors." >approach her yesterday and ask her if she's jewish >"y-yeah, i am" >immediately do a 180 and start walking away without saying anything else. >hear her say "o-ok" from a distance. at least i saved myself in the last moment

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Anon takes antihistamines | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)19:39:13 No.68313357 jake-gyllenhaal-nightcraler-1024x683-1.jpg 36 KB JPG >Be me >Allergic >Take antihistamine >Mfw this s--- turns me into a straight up psychopath >Stop having feels for women >Stop having compassion >Insanely focused >Require less sleep, felt satisfied with like 4 hours >Work all day long >Boss complains that I won't leave work >Start building a relationship with the CEO so I can ultimately take my managers job >Start laying devious plans on a daily basis >Stop taking anti histamines >Return to normal >What the f---?
: Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)19:39:13 No.68313357 jake-gyllenhaal-nightcraler-1024x683-1.jpg 36 KB JPG >Be me >Allergic >Take antihistamine >Mfw this s--- turns me into a straight up psychopath >Stop having feels for women >Stop having compassion >Insanely focused >Require less sleep, felt satisfied with like 4 hours >Work all day long >Boss complains that I won't leave work >Start building a relationship with the CEO so I can ultimately take my managers job >Start laying devious plans on a daily basis >Stop taking anti histamines >Return to normal >What the f---?

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Anon gets likes on YouTube | /r/Greentext

>Be me >My comment on a YouTube video gets over 8 thousand likes >Don't edit it to add about how grateful I am for all the likes like a f----- 7 KB JPG 4 Replies / 1 Image View Thread | Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)23:36:02 No.876698032 >>876697838 (OP) # based 98 KB JPG : Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)23:41:09 No.876698324 >>876697838 (OP) # What did you post that got 8 thousand likes? My comments are incredible and they only get a handful. >>876699002 # : Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)23:53:00 No.876699002 >>876698324 # Like if you're watching this in 2022
>Be me >My comment on a YouTube video gets over 8 thousand likes >Don't edit it to add about how grateful I am for all the likes like a f----- 7 KB JPG 4 Replies / 1 Image View Thread | Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)23:36:02 No.876698032 >>876697838 (OP) # based 98 KB JPG : Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)23:41:09 No.876698324 >>876697838 (OP) # What did you post that got 8 thousand likes? My comments are incredible and they only get a handful. >>876699002 # : Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)23:53:00 No.876699002 >>876698324 # Like if you're watching this in 2022

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Anon’s words of wisdom for today | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)13:07:13 No.68312959 >be coomer >have breeding/impreg fetish >bust a massive load in my extremely fertile gf at the time while her p---- clamps down on me and she leglocks me >best feeling of my f------ life >post-nut clarity hits 159 KB JPG >fantasy's over, reality sets in >realize what I've done >19 year old retard at the time, no way I could support a wife and kid >she starts talking about baby names and wedding arrangements >so anxious I could barely sleep for a week >she finally gets her period >pic rel Fellow coomers, especially youngfags out there, please don't allow your d--- to make decisions for you. You'll end up getting TOPPED raw by a pozzed t----- you met on grindr, or worse. I got lucky. 2 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)13:07:13 No.68312959 >be coomer >have breeding/impreg fetish >bust a massive load in my extremely fertile gf at the time while her p---- clamps down on me and she leglocks me >best feeling of my f------ life >post-nut clarity hits 159 KB JPG >fantasy's over, reality sets in >realize what I've done >19 year old retard at the time, no way I could support a wife and kid >she starts talking about baby names and wedding arrangements >so anxious I could barely sleep for a week >she finally gets her period >pic rel Fellow coomers, especially youngfags out there, please don't allow your d--- to make decisions for you. You'll end up getting TOPPED raw by a pozzed t----- you met on grindr, or worse. I got lucky. 2 Replies View Thread

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Anon is Mexican | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)14:34:35 No.876694683 >be me >Mexican >depressed and suicidal, but don't want my death to look like a suicide >realize that elections are happening soon and get an idea >enter the race on a strong anti- crime platform, and say that I will pass laws to combat organized crime and drug trafficking in 60 KB JPG Mexico >a few days later, a nice cartel man knocks on my door and shoots me in the head Thank you cartel man
: Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)14:34:35 No.876694683 >be me >Mexican >depressed and suicidal, but don't want my death to look like a suicide >realize that elections are happening soon and get an idea >enter the race on a strong anti- crime platform, and say that I will pass laws to combat organized crime and drug trafficking in 60 KB JPG Mexico >a few days later, a nice cartel man knocks on my door and shoots me in the head Thank you cartel man

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Anon's are devious. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/16/22(Wed)14:03:57 No.67453051 >instructions say cook from frozen >cook from chilled instead 13 KB JPG Anonymous 02/16/22(Wed)14:06:47 No.67453085 >>67453051 (OP) >cashier tells me to have a nice day >tell her I will >don't
Anonymous 02/16/22(Wed)14:03:57 No.67453051 >instructions say cook from frozen >cook from chilled instead 13 KB JPG Anonymous 02/16/22(Wed)14:06:47 No.67453085 >>67453051 (OP) >cashier tells me to have a nice day >tell her I will >don't

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anon misses trump | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)10:05:59 No.876683232 Trump Smill.png 918 KB PNG >gas was cheap >inflation was low >globe was peaceful >borders were closed >wages were increasing >tweets were mean miss him yet? : Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)10:09:02 No.876683352 >>876683232 (OP) # >lies
: Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)10:05:59 No.876683232 Trump Smill.png 918 KB PNG >gas was cheap >inflation was low >globe was peaceful >borders were closed >wages were increasing >tweets were mean miss him yet? : Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)10:09:02 No.876683352 >>876683232 (OP) # >lies

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Anon is pissed | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/20/22(Wed)13:48:26 No.25387329 >>25387213 (OP)# >land of the free >quads are not street or highway legal >no models made for highway legality 256 KB PNG F--- this gay earth
: Anonymous 04/20/22(Wed)13:48:26 No.25387329 >>25387213 (OP)# >land of the free >quads are not street or highway legal >no models made for highway legality 256 KB PNG F--- this gay earth

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Anon's father is fertilizer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 01zkms3Z My father died over a week ago 04/19/22(Tue)19:45:16 No.37365116C Mom learned about it yesterday but didn't tell me anything until today. I saw her crying and wondered but didn't dare to ask. Apparently it was some kind of ambush attack 59 KB JPG i hate ukrainians so f------ much
: Anonymous (ID: 01zkms3Z My father died over a week ago 04/19/22(Tue)19:45:16 No.37365116C Mom learned about it yesterday but didn't tell me anything until today. I saw her crying and wondered but didn't dare to ask. Apparently it was some kind of ambush attack 59 KB JPG i hate ukrainians so f------ much

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Me too anon, me too... | /r/Greentext

File: 4ab.png (38 KB, 200x200) Anonymous 10/20/20(Tue)17:21:11 No.838256456 >be me sigh
File: 4ab.png (38 KB, 200x200) Anonymous 10/20/20(Tue)17:21:11 No.838256456 >be me sigh

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anon has an idea | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)03:49:23 No.876673038 > For every refugee a nation takes in, that nation should execute its richest citizen This is what redditors actually believe. Also general reddit thread 17 KB PNG edit: wow thanks for the gold kind stranger!!! 7 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)03:57:43 No.876673224 >>876673038 (OP)_# >>876673080 # >>876673097 # >>876673142 # I can't tell if these people are braindead, malicious, or both.
: Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)03:49:23 No.876673038 > For every refugee a nation takes in, that nation should execute its richest citizen This is what redditors actually believe. Also general reddit thread 17 KB PNG edit: wow thanks for the gold kind stranger!!! 7 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)03:57:43 No.876673224 >>876673038 (OP)_# >>876673080 # >>876673097 # >>876673142 # I can't tell if these people are braindead, malicious, or both.

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Anon delivers pizza | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)17:36:26 No.876681920 >be me >working as pizza delivery guy >new guy starts at work >legitimate real-life chad >jimmy >good looking dude, handsome, really good with the ladies etc >and just a nice dude in general >one time he was delivering pizza to this milf >she orders every Friday so all of us already knew her >apparently she was crazy flirty with him whenever he 33 KB JPG delivered >after a couple weeks they start hooking up whenever he delivers to her >she's ordering pizza like 2-3 times a week just to bang jimmy >eventually jimmy comes in and says he's met a girl his own age >asks us to deliver to the milf instead so he doesn't have to deal with the temptation >allgoodbro.jpg >she starts ordering pizzas nearly every f------ day >l wasn't there but someone said she ordered twice in one day once >one really busy day jimmy's the only person free when she delivers >he's just gotta bite the bullet and do it >he goes to the milfs place >explains how he's been dating someone and didn't want to tell her and upset her >she tells him she doesn't really give a s--- if he's dating someone >she just wanted to let him know she has chlamydia and he should get tested Such is life as a pizza delivery guy
: Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)17:36:26 No.876681920 >be me >working as pizza delivery guy >new guy starts at work >legitimate real-life chad >jimmy >good looking dude, handsome, really good with the ladies etc >and just a nice dude in general >one time he was delivering pizza to this milf >she orders every Friday so all of us already knew her >apparently she was crazy flirty with him whenever he 33 KB JPG delivered >after a couple weeks they start hooking up whenever he delivers to her >she's ordering pizza like 2-3 times a week just to bang jimmy >eventually jimmy comes in and says he's met a girl his own age >asks us to deliver to the milf instead so he doesn't have to deal with the temptation >allgoodbro.jpg >she starts ordering pizzas nearly every f------ day >l wasn't there but someone said she ordered twice in one day once >one really busy day jimmy's the only person free when she delivers >he's just gotta bite the bullet and do it >he goes to the milfs place >explains how he's been dating someone and didn't want to tell her and upset her >she tells him she doesn't really give a s--- if he's dating someone >she just wanted to let him know she has chlamydia and he should get tested Such is life as a pizza delivery guy

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