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: Anonymous 04/24/22(Sun)16:20:02 No.68358270 >go to therapist >tell them I want to kill myself >they ask "Well, is there anything that would make you NOT want to kill yourself?" >"No, not really." >They stare at the computer shuffling papers for the rest of the session, writing things down about other f------ clients >"When do you want to come back for your next 147 KB GIF session?" >Time passes, go to the next session." >"Have you thought of anything that would make you NOT want to kill yourself yet?" >"No." >"Alright." >They continue doing other s--- for the rest of the session >"When would you like to come in for your next session?"
: Anonymous 04/24/22(Sun)16:20:02 No.68358270 >go to therapist >tell them I want to kill myself >they ask "Well, is there anything that would make you NOT want to kill yourself?" >"No, not really." >They stare at the computer shuffling papers for the rest of the session, writing things down about other f------ clients >"When do you want to come back for your next 147 KB GIF session?" >Time passes, go to the next session." >"Have you thought of anything that would make you NOT want to kill yourself yet?" >"No." >"Alright." >They continue doing other s--- for the rest of the session >"When would you like to come in for your next session?"

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Anon is a Chad. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/12/18(Thu)14:54:55 >never ask anyone out >never get rejected >basically irresistible haha who's the chad now 5 KB JPG
: Anonymous 07/12/18(Thu)14:54:55 >never ask anyone out >never get rejected >basically irresistible haha who's the chad now 5 KB JPG

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Most hygienic fr*nch "person" | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 0 03/27/22(Sun)22:51:35 No.162011043 Maybe showering 3 times a week is not enough 7 KB JPG : Anonymous 03/27/22(Sun)22:52:31 No.162011092 >>162011043 (OP) # >French hygiene >>162011141 # >>162011641 #
: Anonymous 0 03/27/22(Sun)22:51:35 No.162011043 Maybe showering 3 times a week is not enough 7 KB JPG : Anonymous 03/27/22(Sun)22:52:31 No.162011092 >>162011043 (OP) # >French hygiene >>162011141 # >>162011641 #

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anon decides to jack off | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/25/22(Mon)0O:09:19 No.876882733 >decide to masturbate before sleep >phone's charging, so time to use my imagination >come up with the hottest f------ weird s--- kink scenario I can think of 13 KB JPG >just when s---'s about to get hot, the girl suddenly gets sad, saying I'm only interested in her because of my niche fetishes >not wanting to feel predatory surpasses the horny, start reassuring her she'd be beautiful even if specific things about her - that would definitely be hard to live with in real life - didn't happen to perfectly carter to my fetishes >also tell her to stop sleeping with men who only care about her as fetish fuel, she needs to take better care of herself than that >end up doinga whole imaginary therapy session for a girl that only exists in my head >forget to j-------
: Anonymous 04/25/22(Mon)0O:09:19 No.876882733 >decide to masturbate before sleep >phone's charging, so time to use my imagination >come up with the hottest f------ weird s--- kink scenario I can think of 13 KB JPG >just when s---'s about to get hot, the girl suddenly gets sad, saying I'm only interested in her because of my niche fetishes >not wanting to feel predatory surpasses the horny, start reassuring her she'd be beautiful even if specific things about her - that would definitely be hard to live with in real life - didn't happen to perfectly carter to my fetishes >also tell her to stop sleeping with men who only care about her as fetish fuel, she needs to take better care of herself than that >end up doinga whole imaginary therapy session for a girl that only exists in my head >forget to j-------

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Anon is having home-made stew | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/24/22(Sun)13:10:25 No.876854173 Don't mind me. I'm just having some home-made stew for breakfasts to start my day. How about you /b/ros? 202 KB JPG : Anonymous 04/24/22(Sun)13:11:39 No.876854219 >>876854173 (OP) # dont care e--------- f-----
: Anonymous 04/24/22(Sun)13:10:25 No.876854173 Don't mind me. I'm just having some home-made stew for breakfasts to start my day. How about you /b/ros? 202 KB JPG : Anonymous 04/24/22(Sun)13:11:39 No.876854219 >>876854173 (OP) # dont care e--------- f-----

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Anon’s dad doesn’t understand how time works | /r/Greentext

>>510447518 >>510447592 >>510447649 >>510447725 >>510447806 >>510- >>510449105 >>510449507 I'm gay. My dad is not pleased with this fact. Completely homophobic. Half the time his homophobia doesn't even make sense. >Fishing show on TV in the living room >Watching it with mom and dad >Mom: "I don't have the patience for that kind of stuff" >Me:"It doesn't feel like too long when you're out there" >Dad:"Time flies when you're a f-----." >Go to my room It's getting ridiculous. He goes out of his way to respond to everything I do by calling me a f--. What do I do? Anonymous 10/12/13(Sat)14:37:44 UTC+3 No.510446682 File: 1381577864836 png-(327 KB, 399x397, 6544ddc4231bbe54a43c8c75b(...) png) >time flies when you're a f----- O Anonymous 10/12/13(Sat)14:38:27 UTC+3 No.510446721 File: 1381577907662.jpg-(43 KB, 398x320, 1355477325277 jpg) >>510446379 (OP) >"Time flies when you're a f-----."
>>510447518 >>510447592 >>510447649 >>510447725 >>510447806 >>510- >>510449105 >>510449507 I'm gay. My dad is not pleased with this fact. Completely homophobic. Half the time his homophobia doesn't even make sense. >Fishing show on TV in the living room >Watching it with mom and dad >Mom: "I don't have the patience for that kind of stuff" >Me:"It doesn't feel like too long when you're out there" >Dad:"Time flies when you're a f-----." >Go to my room It's getting ridiculous. He goes out of his way to respond to everything I do by calling me a f--. What do I do? Anonymous 10/12/13(Sat)14:37:44 UTC+3 No.510446682 File: 1381577864836 png-(327 KB, 399x397, 6544ddc4231bbe54a43c8c75b(...) png) >time flies when you're a f----- O Anonymous 10/12/13(Sat)14:38:27 UTC+3 No.510446721 File: 1381577907662.jpg-(43 KB, 398x320, 1355477325277 jpg) >>510446379 (OP) >"Time flies when you're a f-----."

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Anon hates fruit tribe | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/06/18(Fri)06:52:53 No.46719974 >>46719859 # >fruit tribe laughs at meat tribe >says meat tribe breath stop early >ice age come >no fruit left >guess who laugh now
: Anonymous 07/06/18(Fri)06:52:53 No.46719974 >>46719859 # >fruit tribe laughs at meat tribe >says meat tribe breath stop early >ice age come >no fruit left >guess who laugh now

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Anon Goes Plan B | /r/Greentext

O Marcissus IN9EDLMFSKI 08/11/11(Thu)12:43 No.87673510 File 1313080993.png-(9 KB, 288x350, 1310957042554.png) >walking down street >group of hot girls ahead on sidewalk >oh f--- >aspie overload >cross street to avoid social WHAT DID I DO TO contact DESERVE THIS >they notice me crossing >they giggle > f--- this i'll just pretend i live at this house" >go down random driveway >curtains shuffle >middle aged woman stars at me out the window >turn around fast >3 girls stood staring at me >this is their house >rapidly think of plan B >'have you accepted jesus as your lord and saviour?"
O Marcissus IN9EDLMFSKI 08/11/11(Thu)12:43 No.87673510 File 1313080993.png-(9 KB, 288x350, 1310957042554.png) >walking down street >group of hot girls ahead on sidewalk >oh f--- >aspie overload >cross street to avoid social WHAT DID I DO TO contact DESERVE THIS >they notice me crossing >they giggle > f--- this i'll just pretend i live at this house" >go down random driveway >curtains shuffle >middle aged woman stars at me out the window >turn around fast >3 girls stood staring at me >this is their house >rapidly think of plan B >'have you accepted jesus as your lord and saviour?"

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Anon cannot top | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/12/21(Tue)15:30:42 No.65731923 >Make dating app account >Heterosexual, show to women >3 likes, no matches in a week >Disappointed by curious, switch to males >70 likes in an 2 hours 345 KB PNG There was nothing wrong with me, female standards became so insane they beyond self- parody right now.
: Anonymous 10/12/21(Tue)15:30:42 No.65731923 >Make dating app account >Heterosexual, show to women >3 likes, no matches in a week >Disappointed by curious, switch to males >70 likes in an 2 hours 345 KB PNG There was nothing wrong with me, female standards became so insane they beyond self- parody right now.

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Anon plays a game | /r/Greentext

10 1413 Oh wow, a fantasy rpg game with dozens of races >Race: human, white >Sex: male >Class: knight with a longsword Time to game.
10 1413 Oh wow, a fantasy rpg game with dozens of races >Race: human, white >Sex: male >Class: knight with a longsword Time to game.

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Anon had a dream | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: xffql7Wa ) 04/24/22(Sun)09:31:53 No.15042166 Had a dream I was dead and burning in hell forever. Didn't have to worry about the weather or cleaning my room. Only burning in hell forever. No bills or sickness or work. 90 KB JPG
Anonymous (ID: xffql7Wa ) 04/24/22(Sun)09:31:53 No.15042166 Had a dream I was dead and burning in hell forever. Didn't have to worry about the weather or cleaning my room. Only burning in hell forever. No bills or sickness or work. 90 KB JPG

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Anon eavesdrops | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/24/21(Sun)15:04:47 No.845659188 >crashing on couch at friends house >trying to sleep >hear him talking on phone in other room >sounds like he is having phone 26 KB JPG sex >he farts loudly >'did you hear that baby? >'you like it when daddy s---- himself? >'no im naked so it went ALL over the chair' >'not the same one from fajita night last week. My friend is sleeping on that one' >quickly get up and leave >go home and take 20 boiling showers >still haven't replied to any of his texts or calls
: Anonymous 01/24/21(Sun)15:04:47 No.845659188 >crashing on couch at friends house >trying to sleep >hear him talking on phone in other room >sounds like he is having phone 26 KB JPG sex >he farts loudly >'did you hear that baby? >'you like it when daddy s---- himself? >'no im naked so it went ALL over the chair' >'not the same one from fajita night last week. My friend is sleeping on that one' >quickly get up and leave >go home and take 20 boiling showers >still haven't replied to any of his texts or calls

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Anon has a midlife crisis | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/24/22(Sun)02:23:49 No.876844435 >35 years old >don't have a single friend >work a dead end job i hate >family disowned me >cannot find joy in anything is it over? 8 KB JPG Anonymous 04/24/22(Sun)02:28:04 No.876844605 >>876844435 (OP) it can always get worse, hang in there
Anonymous 04/24/22(Sun)02:23:49 No.876844435 >35 years old >don't have a single friend >work a dead end job i hate >family disowned me >cannot find joy in anything is it over? 8 KB JPG Anonymous 04/24/22(Sun)02:28:04 No.876844605 >>876844435 (OP) it can always get worse, hang in there

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Anon is an angel | /r/Greentext

Story time >Be me >Two years ago >Driving home from work because not neet 99 KB JPG >Want to get home quick because amazon said my new Sonic game was delivered >Everything going fine until car in front of me gets sideswiped, goes into median and rolls several times >l pull over and run over to her >Old woman inside >Alive but hurt >l open the door and pull her out >She's barely conscious but I check her out and she's not bleeding and probably not gonna die >Other people get out of their cars and come over >l want to play sonic so I leave her with them and go home Fast forward to two weeks ago >Be visiting super religious Grandparents >They've got some weird tv show on where they interview people who've seen angels >One woman comes on >Mfw it's the woman I helped out of the car >Mfw she tells the story of a handsome angel who pulled her out of a car after a bad accident and then disappeared >Mfw l'm an angel >Mfw a girl called me handsome
Story time >Be me >Two years ago >Driving home from work because not neet 99 KB JPG >Want to get home quick because amazon said my new Sonic game was delivered >Everything going fine until car in front of me gets sideswiped, goes into median and rolls several times >l pull over and run over to her >Old woman inside >Alive but hurt >l open the door and pull her out >She's barely conscious but I check her out and she's not bleeding and probably not gonna die >Other people get out of their cars and come over >l want to play sonic so I leave her with them and go home Fast forward to two weeks ago >Be visiting super religious Grandparents >They've got some weird tv show on where they interview people who've seen angels >One woman comes on >Mfw it's the woman I helped out of the car >Mfw she tells the story of a handsome angel who pulled her out of a car after a bad accident and then disappeared >Mfw l'm an angel >Mfw a girl called me handsome

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Anon gets played. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/24/22(Sun)08:47:44 No.68352191 >with qt3.14 asian virgin gf for over a year, never have sex >get dumped over text the first day of my family vacation abroad >immediately brags about f------ other people, how she was in a "hormonal ass-f------ stage" >she tells me "even if I got back together with you, l'd NEVER have sex with you!" 669 KB PNG >fast forward a few years >get barrage of emails and messages from her, saying she wants her best friend back (me) >she says she's diving back into the depths for the keys she threw away >says she's grateful to have been able to live life knowing she got to treasure someone the way she did me >says she doesn't know how to quit hoping for something between us >says that she never thought she'd be "in this situation this late in the game" >finally cave after stream of constant messages from her, have a few calls with her on Discord >"Sorry anon, my partner says I can't talk to you anymore" Are all women succubus c----?
Anonymous 04/24/22(Sun)08:47:44 No.68352191 >with qt3.14 asian virgin gf for over a year, never have sex >get dumped over text the first day of my family vacation abroad >immediately brags about f------ other people, how she was in a "hormonal ass-f------ stage" >she tells me "even if I got back together with you, l'd NEVER have sex with you!" 669 KB PNG >fast forward a few years >get barrage of emails and messages from her, saying she wants her best friend back (me) >she says she's diving back into the depths for the keys she threw away >says she's grateful to have been able to live life knowing she got to treasure someone the way she did me >says she doesn't know how to quit hoping for something between us >says that she never thought she'd be "in this situation this late in the game" >finally cave after stream of constant messages from her, have a few calls with her on Discord >"Sorry anon, my partner says I can't talk to you anymore" Are all women succubus c----?

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Anon in class | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/29/22(Tue)06:49:04 No.875305328 >be me >4th grade >old ass teacher lady is teaching >kid next to me won't stfu >he's got like ADHD on crack >teacher: "Please be quiet." x20 >kid is still talking and getting louder >teacher is getting visibly red, but still 57 KB JPG being semi polite. >kids starts dancing in his chair and singing some song at the top of his lungs. >teacher snaps >she grabs him by the shoulders and shakes him. >she's starts screaming: " DO YOU WANT TO DIE?!" >She repeats that like 3 times, shaking him pretty hard. >other kids start crying. >ADHD kid is white as a sheet. >teacher goes back to teaching like nothing happened. >next day we have substitute >next 2 weeks parents, counselors, principal, vice principal, and superintendent are interviewing kids about what happened. >never see teacher again. >12 years later >ADHD kid is convicted of murder and on the run fram the law.
Anonymous 03/29/22(Tue)06:49:04 No.875305328 >be me >4th grade >old ass teacher lady is teaching >kid next to me won't stfu >he's got like ADHD on crack >teacher: "Please be quiet." x20 >kid is still talking and getting louder >teacher is getting visibly red, but still 57 KB JPG being semi polite. >kids starts dancing in his chair and singing some song at the top of his lungs. >teacher snaps >she grabs him by the shoulders and shakes him. >she's starts screaming: " DO YOU WANT TO DIE?!" >She repeats that like 3 times, shaking him pretty hard. >other kids start crying. >ADHD kid is white as a sheet. >teacher goes back to teaching like nothing happened. >next day we have substitute >next 2 weeks parents, counselors, principal, vice principal, and superintendent are interviewing kids about what happened. >never see teacher again. >12 years later >ADHD kid is convicted of murder and on the run fram the law.

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Anon makes a horrid discovery | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/23/22(Sat)11:09:07 No.17743832 >Went on a trip outside Texas for first time >Parents lied and peanuts in Coke isn't actually normal 41 KB JPG : Anonymous 04/23/22(Sat)11:10:46 No.17743838 weeop inn Cawe 580 KB PNG >>17744518 # >>17744534 #
: Anonymous 04/23/22(Sat)11:09:07 No.17743832 >Went on a trip outside Texas for first time >Parents lied and peanuts in Coke isn't actually normal 41 KB JPG : Anonymous 04/23/22(Sat)11:10:46 No.17743838 weeop inn Cawe 580 KB PNG >>17744518 # >>17744534 #

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Anon can't get pretzels | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/24/22(Sun)04:59:53 No.68350567 The only real tragedy of Covid is that all the grocery stores stopped being 24/7 and now I can't get pretzels at 3AM 15 KB PNG
Anonymous 04/24/22(Sun)04:59:53 No.68350567 The only real tragedy of Covid is that all the grocery stores stopped being 24/7 and now I can't get pretzels at 3AM 15 KB PNG

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Anon is a magician. | /r/Greentext


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