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Anonymous 10/27/13(Sun)20:15:03 UTC-4 No.513020284 Replies: >>513022161 >>51302 ITT: Fastfood stories l'll start: >be me living at uni >go to Subway to pick up some lunch before class >down time, only 2 other people in there >employee hears the bell and comes out from the back >9/10 skinny blond >holding her phone up to her ear but not talking >I wait a bit and she gives me look >figure she's on hold and I'd better order >"Ya, 'Il have a 6-inch BLT on Italian and-" >c--- cuts me off >"Can't you see l'm on the f------ phone?!" >mfw >wait for 2 minutes, 3 more people get in line behind me >finally she finishes listening to her phone >"Alright, the hell do you want?" >dat filename >her mistake was bitching at me, a former Subway employee >time to f--- up her day >order a footlong double-meat meatball sub on honey wheat bread >that bread tears easier than any other and meatball subs are impossible to close correctly with a regular amount of meatballs >make her microwave that s--- for 2 minutes >she tries to use napkins to take it out so she's not burned >fails miserably >order all the vegies >she tries to place a tiny bit of each kind on it >make her double everything >guy behind me laughing his ass off >bread is stretched completely open and tearing >time to destroy this sandwich for sure >ask for oil, say tell her l'll say when she's used enough >wait for her to stop on her own >make her double that >oil bottle is basically empty >added an assortment of other sauces >just picked the ones that would dye her uniform the best colors >sandwich is 40% sauces >she calls me an a------ and attempts to close the damn thing >sandwich immediatly spews all of it's contents all over her uniform, $200 jeans, and $500 shoes >she starts crying >lean over the counter >"Ive changed my mind, l'd like a 6-inch BLT on Italian."
Anonymous 10/27/13(Sun)20:15:03 UTC-4 No.513020284 Replies: >>513022161 >>51302 ITT: Fastfood stories l'll start: >be me living at uni >go to Subway to pick up some lunch before class >down time, only 2 other people in there >employee hears the bell and comes out from the back >9/10 skinny blond >holding her phone up to her ear but not talking >I wait a bit and she gives me look >figure she's on hold and I'd better order >"Ya, 'Il have a 6-inch BLT on Italian and-" >c--- cuts me off >"Can't you see l'm on the f------ phone?!" >mfw >wait for 2 minutes, 3 more people get in line behind me >finally she finishes listening to her phone >"Alright, the hell do you want?" >dat filename >her mistake was bitching at me, a former Subway employee >time to f--- up her day >order a footlong double-meat meatball sub on honey wheat bread >that bread tears easier than any other and meatball subs are impossible to close correctly with a regular amount of meatballs >make her microwave that s--- for 2 minutes >she tries to use napkins to take it out so she's not burned >fails miserably >order all the vegies >she tries to place a tiny bit of each kind on it >make her double everything >guy behind me laughing his ass off >bread is stretched completely open and tearing >time to destroy this sandwich for sure >ask for oil, say tell her l'll say when she's used enough >wait for her to stop on her own >make her double that >oil bottle is basically empty >added an assortment of other sauces >just picked the ones that would dye her uniform the best colors >sandwich is 40% sauces >she calls me an a------ and attempts to close the damn thing >sandwich immediatly spews all of it's contents all over her uniform, $200 jeans, and $500 shoes >she starts crying >lean over the counter >"Ive changed my mind, l'd like a 6-inch BLT on Italian."

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T- Terry? It’s been a long time friend. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/23/22(Sat)10:21:47 No.68338702 133 KB PNG >I'm bringing the team back together for one last job, you in?
Anonymous 04/23/22(Sat)10:21:47 No.68338702 133 KB PNG >I'm bringing the team back together for one last job, you in?

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Anon is a prank caller | /r/Greentext

>Call my local bowling alley >"Do you have 30 lb balls? I can't really lift/throw anything heavier." >"Yes we do have 30 lb balls." >"THEN HOW DO YOU WALK!?!" >Hang up the phone НАНАНАНАНАНАНАНА
>Call my local bowling alley >"Do you have 30 lb balls? I can't really lift/throw anything heavier." >"Yes we do have 30 lb balls." >"THEN HOW DO YOU WALK!?!" >Hang up the phone НАНАНАНАНАНАНАНА

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Anon guessed it right | /r/Greentext

Cyb(OR)g !FQ5AS2D/.o 04/01/15(Wed)19:08:40 No.17578453 >meet girl on website >she tells me how she isnt a girl >uh are you a trans or something? >no, im not a boy either >what are you then? 37 KB JPG >im not telling, you have to guess >mentally ill? >she instantly blocks me Felt good man. >>17578488 # >>17578540 # >>17578603 # >>17578622 # >>17578670 #
Cyb(OR)g !FQ5AS2D/.o 04/01/15(Wed)19:08:40 No.17578453 >meet girl on website >she tells me how she isnt a girl >uh are you a trans or something? >no, im not a boy either >what are you then? 37 KB JPG >im not telling, you have to guess >mentally ill? >she instantly blocks me Felt good man. >>17578488 # >>17578540 # >>17578603 # >>17578622 # >>17578670 #

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Nobody said it was easy... | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/19/21(Fri)18:30:30 No.62409173 >be me >think i'm an incel >realize i've never actually tried to seduce a girl >which makes me single by choice, not involuntary celibate >get Tinder, start watching pua s--- 22 KB PNG >take care of myself, start having hobbies >ask some girls out >get rejected >now I'm officially an incel how do you do, fellow social retards
: Anonymous 02/19/21(Fri)18:30:30 No.62409173 >be me >think i'm an incel >realize i've never actually tried to seduce a girl >which makes me single by choice, not involuntary celibate >get Tinder, start watching pua s--- 22 KB PNG >take care of myself, start having hobbies >ask some girls out >get rejected >now I'm officially an incel how do you do, fellow social retards

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Same my guy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/26/22(Tue)15:33:05 No.68380360 >tfw too depressed to even watch p--- 55 KB PNG
: Anonymous 04/26/22(Tue)15:33:05 No.68380360 >tfw too depressed to even watch p--- 55 KB PNG

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Anon visits /b/ | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/16/21(Thu)10:00:46 No.65400999 >be me >newfag from r/greentexts >endlessly scrolling through /b/ >open a random archived thread >see a woman's body cut in half, guts and s--- all spilling out >w--.jpg where are all the funny greentexts, why do 234 KB PNG i only see loli p--- and gore View Thread
: Anonymous 09/16/21(Thu)10:00:46 No.65400999 >be me >newfag from r/greentexts >endlessly scrolling through /b/ >open a random archived thread >see a woman's body cut in half, guts and s--- all spilling out >w--.jpg where are all the funny greentexts, why do 234 KB PNG i only see loli p--- and gore View Thread

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Anon has one chance | /r/Greentext


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Anon goes out clubbing | /r/Greentext


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Anon wants to know | /r/Greentext

Transgender woman Ashley Hallstrom wrote in her Facebook post: >From a very young age I was told that people like me are freaks and abominations, that we are sick in the head and society hates us 61 KB JPG >This made me hate who I was. I tried so hard to be just like everyone else but this isn't something you can change. I can't stand to live another day, so I'm committing suicide. Soon after Ashley walked into traffic and was fatally hit by a dump truck. You caused this, /pol/. How can you possibly find this funny? : Anonymous (ID: UP9C9V3N 01/03/22(Mon)14:01:14 No.354828695 Now post a pic of her from before she got hit by the truck
Transgender woman Ashley Hallstrom wrote in her Facebook post: >From a very young age I was told that people like me are freaks and abominations, that we are sick in the head and society hates us 61 KB JPG >This made me hate who I was. I tried so hard to be just like everyone else but this isn't something you can change. I can't stand to live another day, so I'm committing suicide. Soon after Ashley walked into traffic and was fatally hit by a dump truck. You caused this, /pol/. How can you possibly find this funny? : Anonymous (ID: UP9C9V3N 01/03/22(Mon)14:01:14 No.354828695 Now post a pic of her from before she got hit by the truck

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Best game I've played in a long time | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/22/21(Tue)01:03:26 No.64256883 >play Hitman for 10 minutes >15 hours pass 702 KB JPG : Anonymous 06/22/21(Tue)01:05:29 No.64256900 >>64256883 (OP) # I guess you really needed that anon
: Anonymous 06/22/21(Tue)01:03:26 No.64256883 >play Hitman for 10 minutes >15 hours pass 702 KB JPG : Anonymous 06/22/21(Tue)01:05:29 No.64256900 >>64256883 (OP) # I guess you really needed that anon

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Full employment act | /r/Greentext


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Anon hates GTA 5 | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/12/22(Sat)08:21:56 No.872537376 >start mission Drand Sthert auto, >drive from point A to point B >kill X amount of NPC's on point B >drive from point B to point C >mission complete >repeat it 70x times >most profitable video game in history 70 KB JPG
: Anonymous 02/12/22(Sat)08:21:56 No.872537376 >start mission Drand Sthert auto, >drive from point A to point B >kill X amount of NPC's on point B >drive from point B to point C >mission complete >repeat it 70x times >most profitable video game in history 70 KB JPG

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Anon thinks about his childhood | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/25/22(Mon)21:15:51 No.876963950 >be me >struggling academically in school >have no real friends >l hardly ever talked, and people would call me creepy when I was just trying to mind my own business >l'd hear teachers talking about me behind my back, with one of them calling me a pain 68 KB JPG in the ass one time >also struggling with mental illness which didn't help >also got molested in the school bathroom once >always feel like everyone hates me or is judging me behind my back >felt afraid of leaving the house because I thought someone from school would see me >feel like s--- all the time, and I found it hard to enjoy the things I once loved doing >one day, I decide to talk to my parents about me feeling depressed >eventually they both start making fun of me for it >l somehow end up feeling even worse Thanks for helping me through the tough times mom & dad
: Anonymous 04/25/22(Mon)21:15:51 No.876963950 >be me >struggling academically in school >have no real friends >l hardly ever talked, and people would call me creepy when I was just trying to mind my own business >l'd hear teachers talking about me behind my back, with one of them calling me a pain 68 KB JPG in the ass one time >also struggling with mental illness which didn't help >also got molested in the school bathroom once >always feel like everyone hates me or is judging me behind my back >felt afraid of leaving the house because I thought someone from school would see me >feel like s--- all the time, and I found it hard to enjoy the things I once loved doing >one day, I decide to talk to my parents about me feeling depressed >eventually they both start making fun of me for it >l somehow end up feeling even worse Thanks for helping me through the tough times mom & dad

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Anon is a virgin | /r/Greentext

| Anonymous 2/06/22(Sun)23:57:14 No.16965346 683A8509-560F-4318-84A2-50F761857668.jpg 68 KB JPG >Writing workshop assignment to try out hand at romance >my paired critiquing partner for that day in class is a woman >after she reads over my work, the first thing she says to me is "You're a virgin, aren't you?"
| Anonymous 2/06/22(Sun)23:57:14 No.16965346 683A8509-560F-4318-84A2-50F761857668.jpg 68 KB JPG >Writing workshop assignment to try out hand at romance >my paired critiquing partner for that day in class is a woman >after she reads over my work, the first thing she says to me is "You're a virgin, aren't you?"

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Acquaintances | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)13:43:08 No.166863989 >all your acquaintances will pretend to care about you if you try to kill yourself 29 KB JPG : Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)13:57:18 No.166864340 My who?
: Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)13:43:08 No.166863989 >all your acquaintances will pretend to care about you if you try to kill yourself 29 KB JPG : Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)13:57:18 No.166864340 My who?

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Anon is a bachelor. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/08/20(Sat)07:08:39 No.833852378 >be me >Friend tells me about eHarmony >Talks about his success on it >Bored of tinder and want something more long term so try it out 22 KB PNG >Sign up at 2am drunk and horny >Accidentally set my height as 150cm >Try to change height, only part of the profile that can't be edited??? >??? >Check my bank > £130 to eHarmony >It signs you up for the year up front and l'm too f------ autistic to realise >Mfw l'm paying £130 for all the thots in a 50 mile radius to think I'm a 4'9 manlet 9 Replies / 2 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 08/08/20(Sat)07:08:39 No.833852378 >be me >Friend tells me about eHarmony >Talks about his success on it >Bored of tinder and want something more long term so try it out 22 KB PNG >Sign up at 2am drunk and horny >Accidentally set my height as 150cm >Try to change height, only part of the profile that can't be edited??? >??? >Check my bank > £130 to eHarmony >It signs you up for the year up front and l'm too f------ autistic to realise >Mfw l'm paying £130 for all the thots in a 50 mile radius to think I'm a 4'9 manlet 9 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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anon's music gets interrupted | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/26/22(Tue)08:20:09 No.876969875 >Be me >First year of high school >Lunch break >Sitting at my desk, listening to music >School bully comes out of 176 KB JPG nowhere >"Give me your lunch money, bitch." >l pretend I don't hear him >He forcibly takes off my headphones >"YOUR MONEY, BITCH.' >With a dead stare I say "Oh I am terribly sorry, your mom's moans last night must have damaged my eardrums." >Entire class goes crazy >He lets out an angry roar and channels all of his strength into one punch >l block it with the palm of my hand, the resulting sound from the shockwave echoes through the entire school >"Now what?" >The girls start squirting uncontrollably >He's s------- his f------ pants out of fear >With a single strike to his abdomen, he gets flung into the smart board and shatters it >l say nothing and go back to my music Don't make me angry if you know what is good for you.
: Anonymous 04/26/22(Tue)08:20:09 No.876969875 >Be me >First year of high school >Lunch break >Sitting at my desk, listening to music >School bully comes out of 176 KB JPG nowhere >"Give me your lunch money, bitch." >l pretend I don't hear him >He forcibly takes off my headphones >"YOUR MONEY, BITCH.' >With a dead stare I say "Oh I am terribly sorry, your mom's moans last night must have damaged my eardrums." >Entire class goes crazy >He lets out an angry roar and channels all of his strength into one punch >l block it with the palm of my hand, the resulting sound from the shockwave echoes through the entire school >"Now what?" >The girls start squirting uncontrollably >He's s------- his f------ pants out of fear >With a single strike to his abdomen, he gets flung into the smart board and shatters it >l say nothing and go back to my music Don't make me angry if you know what is good for you.

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