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Transgender woman Ashley Hallstrom wrote in her Facebook post: >From a very young age I was told that people like me are freaks and abominations, that we are sick in the head and society hates us 61 KB JPG >This made me hate who I was. I tried so hard to be just like everyone else but this isn't something you can change. I can't stand to live another day, so I'm committing suicide. Soon after Ashley walked into traffic and was fatally hit by a dump truck. You caused this, /pol/. How can you possibly find this funny? : Anonymous (ID: UP9C9V3N 01/03/22(Mon)14:01:14 No.354828695 Now post a pic of her from before she got hit by the truck
Transgender woman Ashley Hallstrom wrote in her Facebook post: >From a very young age I was told that people like me are freaks and abominations, that we are sick in the head and society hates us 61 KB JPG >This made me hate who I was. I tried so hard to be just like everyone else but this isn't something you can change. I can't stand to live another day, so I'm committing suicide. Soon after Ashley walked into traffic and was fatally hit by a dump truck. You caused this, /pol/. How can you possibly find this funny? : Anonymous (ID: UP9C9V3N 01/03/22(Mon)14:01:14 No.354828695 Now post a pic of her from before she got hit by the truck

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Best game I've played in a long time | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/22/21(Tue)01:03:26 No.64256883 >play Hitman for 10 minutes >15 hours pass 702 KB JPG : Anonymous 06/22/21(Tue)01:05:29 No.64256900 >>64256883 (OP) # I guess you really needed that anon
: Anonymous 06/22/21(Tue)01:03:26 No.64256883 >play Hitman for 10 minutes >15 hours pass 702 KB JPG : Anonymous 06/22/21(Tue)01:05:29 No.64256900 >>64256883 (OP) # I guess you really needed that anon

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Full employment act | /r/Greentext


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Anon hates GTA 5 | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/12/22(Sat)08:21:56 No.872537376 >start mission Drand Sthert auto, >drive from point A to point B >kill X amount of NPC's on point B >drive from point B to point C >mission complete >repeat it 70x times >most profitable video game in history 70 KB JPG
: Anonymous 02/12/22(Sat)08:21:56 No.872537376 >start mission Drand Sthert auto, >drive from point A to point B >kill X amount of NPC's on point B >drive from point B to point C >mission complete >repeat it 70x times >most profitable video game in history 70 KB JPG

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Anon thinks about his childhood | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/25/22(Mon)21:15:51 No.876963950 >be me >struggling academically in school >have no real friends >l hardly ever talked, and people would call me creepy when I was just trying to mind my own business >l'd hear teachers talking about me behind my back, with one of them calling me a pain 68 KB JPG in the ass one time >also struggling with mental illness which didn't help >also got molested in the school bathroom once >always feel like everyone hates me or is judging me behind my back >felt afraid of leaving the house because I thought someone from school would see me >feel like s--- all the time, and I found it hard to enjoy the things I once loved doing >one day, I decide to talk to my parents about me feeling depressed >eventually they both start making fun of me for it >l somehow end up feeling even worse Thanks for helping me through the tough times mom & dad
: Anonymous 04/25/22(Mon)21:15:51 No.876963950 >be me >struggling academically in school >have no real friends >l hardly ever talked, and people would call me creepy when I was just trying to mind my own business >l'd hear teachers talking about me behind my back, with one of them calling me a pain 68 KB JPG in the ass one time >also struggling with mental illness which didn't help >also got molested in the school bathroom once >always feel like everyone hates me or is judging me behind my back >felt afraid of leaving the house because I thought someone from school would see me >feel like s--- all the time, and I found it hard to enjoy the things I once loved doing >one day, I decide to talk to my parents about me feeling depressed >eventually they both start making fun of me for it >l somehow end up feeling even worse Thanks for helping me through the tough times mom & dad

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Anon is a virgin | /r/Greentext

| Anonymous 2/06/22(Sun)23:57:14 No.16965346 683A8509-560F-4318-84A2-50F761857668.jpg 68 KB JPG >Writing workshop assignment to try out hand at romance >my paired critiquing partner for that day in class is a woman >after she reads over my work, the first thing she says to me is "You're a virgin, aren't you?"
| Anonymous 2/06/22(Sun)23:57:14 No.16965346 683A8509-560F-4318-84A2-50F761857668.jpg 68 KB JPG >Writing workshop assignment to try out hand at romance >my paired critiquing partner for that day in class is a woman >after she reads over my work, the first thing she says to me is "You're a virgin, aren't you?"

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: Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)13:43:08 No.166863989 >all your acquaintances will pretend to care about you if you try to kill yourself 29 KB JPG : Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)13:57:18 No.166864340 My who?
: Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)13:43:08 No.166863989 >all your acquaintances will pretend to care about you if you try to kill yourself 29 KB JPG : Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)13:57:18 No.166864340 My who?

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Anon is a bachelor. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/08/20(Sat)07:08:39 No.833852378 >be me >Friend tells me about eHarmony >Talks about his success on it >Bored of tinder and want something more long term so try it out 22 KB PNG >Sign up at 2am drunk and horny >Accidentally set my height as 150cm >Try to change height, only part of the profile that can't be edited??? >??? >Check my bank > £130 to eHarmony >It signs you up for the year up front and l'm too f------ autistic to realise >Mfw l'm paying £130 for all the thots in a 50 mile radius to think I'm a 4'9 manlet 9 Replies / 2 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 08/08/20(Sat)07:08:39 No.833852378 >be me >Friend tells me about eHarmony >Talks about his success on it >Bored of tinder and want something more long term so try it out 22 KB PNG >Sign up at 2am drunk and horny >Accidentally set my height as 150cm >Try to change height, only part of the profile that can't be edited??? >??? >Check my bank > £130 to eHarmony >It signs you up for the year up front and l'm too f------ autistic to realise >Mfw l'm paying £130 for all the thots in a 50 mile radius to think I'm a 4'9 manlet 9 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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: Anonymous 04/26/22(Tue)08:20:09 No.876969875 >Be me >First year of high school >Lunch break >Sitting at my desk, listening to music >School bully comes out of 176 KB JPG nowhere >"Give me your lunch money, bitch." >l pretend I don't hear him >He forcibly takes off my headphones >"YOUR MONEY, BITCH.' >With a dead stare I say "Oh I am terribly sorry, your mom's moans last night must have damaged my eardrums." >Entire class goes crazy >He lets out an angry roar and channels all of his strength into one punch >l block it with the palm of my hand, the resulting sound from the shockwave echoes through the entire school >"Now what?" >The girls start squirting uncontrollably >He's s------- his f------ pants out of fear >With a single strike to his abdomen, he gets flung into the smart board and shatters it >l say nothing and go back to my music Don't make me angry if you know what is good for you.
: Anonymous 04/26/22(Tue)08:20:09 No.876969875 >Be me >First year of high school >Lunch break >Sitting at my desk, listening to music >School bully comes out of 176 KB JPG nowhere >"Give me your lunch money, bitch." >l pretend I don't hear him >He forcibly takes off my headphones >"YOUR MONEY, BITCH.' >With a dead stare I say "Oh I am terribly sorry, your mom's moans last night must have damaged my eardrums." >Entire class goes crazy >He lets out an angry roar and channels all of his strength into one punch >l block it with the palm of my hand, the resulting sound from the shockwave echoes through the entire school >"Now what?" >The girls start squirting uncontrollably >He's s------- his f------ pants out of fear >With a single strike to his abdomen, he gets flung into the smart board and shatters it >l say nothing and go back to my music Don't make me angry if you know what is good for you.

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: Anonymous 07/28/21(Wed)13:52:30 No.64744920 >>64744771 (OP) # >womens spend money and time moisturizing themselves >dry up instantly when they see 14 KB JPG me Heh, nothing personell womens
: Anonymous 07/28/21(Wed)13:52:30 No.64744920 >>64744771 (OP) # >womens spend money and time moisturizing themselves >dry up instantly when they see 14 KB JPG me Heh, nothing personell womens

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Anon is a peasant | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Skyrim 04/26/22(Tue)00:32:20 No.596970089 >Be me >Be a random nord peasant >Chilling and drinking some mead in my small house >6 foot tall reptile breaks in and f------ ransacks what little s----- possesions I own 6 KB JPG >Kills my wife just to take a few coins >Try to fight him back >F----- yells at me in some f----- language with enough force to send me flying into the wall >Guards come in and he pays them off >Summons magic ghost horse >Refuses to elaborate >Leaves >Pic related
: Anonymous Skyrim 04/26/22(Tue)00:32:20 No.596970089 >Be me >Be a random nord peasant >Chilling and drinking some mead in my small house >6 foot tall reptile breaks in and f------ ransacks what little s----- possesions I own 6 KB JPG >Kills my wife just to take a few coins >Try to fight him back >F----- yells at me in some f----- language with enough force to send me flying into the wall >Guards come in and he pays them off >Summons magic ghost horse >Refuses to elaborate >Leaves >Pic related

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The good ol' days | /r/Greentext

| Anonymous The doctor discovers abscesses 07/23/18(Mon)23:32:51 No.6947029 > be me > mentor recently died, I therefore inherited his status as doctor > 7th century idk > walk past the farms on my way to the castle 149 KB PNG > see a family of peasants waiting for me > male is sick, has a big fleshy orb on his back > *notices buldge* ō>õ what's this? > "please cure my husband, he's become ill" > no clue w-- he has > sure.carvedstone > poke with doctors stick > buldge bursts > whitish cream bursts everywhere > looks like spider blood > smells like spider blood > tastes like spider blood > declare farmer possessed by spider > burned alive at the stake > king pays me godly for preventing spider disease from spreading > feelsgoodman
| Anonymous The doctor discovers abscesses 07/23/18(Mon)23:32:51 No.6947029 > be me > mentor recently died, I therefore inherited his status as doctor > 7th century idk > walk past the farms on my way to the castle 149 KB PNG > see a family of peasants waiting for me > male is sick, has a big fleshy orb on his back > *notices buldge* ō>õ what's this? > "please cure my husband, he's become ill" > no clue w-- he has > sure.carvedstone > poke with doctors stick > buldge bursts > whitish cream bursts everywhere > looks like spider blood > smells like spider blood > tastes like spider blood > declare farmer possessed by spider > burned alive at the stake > king pays me godly for preventing spider disease from spreading > feelsgoodman

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Anon is in a romcom. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/25/22(Mon)23:07:32 No.68376566 >be me >late night at the college campus >class is over so walking back home >see cutie carrying lots of books and looking at her phone >books slip and fall down >be a little socially awkward but realize this is like a f------ romcom and maybe i could finally have 7 KB JPG someone to love >pick them up and tell her I could walk her to wherever shes going >she thanks me and then mentions im really strong carrying all these books >think she's retarded because she wasnt even struggling when carrying them so she shouldnt be impressed but after a couple of minutes realize she's probably flirting >almost coom >decide to joke around and tell her Im strong enough I could totally r--- her and there's nothing she could do about it >she doesn't laugh but she asks for her books back and tells me she can go alone from here since it's kind of a long way and doesn't want to bother me >be confusedand tell her i literally have nothing else to do so I could walk her all the way >she says she's better alone so follow her for a bit to make sure she's safe >she's walking normally but see her quickly reach one of those emergency boxes around campus and press the button multiple times >realize she's probably taking the joke out of context and is going to accuse me of trying to r--- her >cant deal with this s--- right now so run away I f------ hate women anons
Anonymous 04/25/22(Mon)23:07:32 No.68376566 >be me >late night at the college campus >class is over so walking back home >see cutie carrying lots of books and looking at her phone >books slip and fall down >be a little socially awkward but realize this is like a f------ romcom and maybe i could finally have 7 KB JPG someone to love >pick them up and tell her I could walk her to wherever shes going >she thanks me and then mentions im really strong carrying all these books >think she's retarded because she wasnt even struggling when carrying them so she shouldnt be impressed but after a couple of minutes realize she's probably flirting >almost coom >decide to joke around and tell her Im strong enough I could totally r--- her and there's nothing she could do about it >she doesn't laugh but she asks for her books back and tells me she can go alone from here since it's kind of a long way and doesn't want to bother me >be confusedand tell her i literally have nothing else to do so I could walk her all the way >she says she's better alone so follow her for a bit to make sure she's safe >she's walking normally but see her quickly reach one of those emergency boxes around campus and press the button multiple times >realize she's probably taking the joke out of context and is going to accuse me of trying to r--- her >cant deal with this s--- right now so run away I f------ hate women anons

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Anon plays Ace Attorney | /r/Greentext

28m (4/25 23:03) · 596954329 6 Re 1 Img · PNG · 1MB · (2048 × 1152) 2 Replies >Playing ace attorney >Press the defendant on every single sentence they say >Skip all the text because I don't care about it anyway
28m (4/25 23:03) · 596954329 6 Re 1 Img · PNG · 1MB · (2048 × 1152) 2 Replies >Playing ace attorney >Press the defendant on every single sentence they say >Skip all the text because I don't care about it anyway

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Anonymous 54072054 3 min. ago >be me >29 >been with gf for 5 years, living with her for 3 >dinner date, plan to propose, asked bro waiter to bring ring after dessert >she seems nervous, maybe she knows what I'm planning >tears up after main course >tells me she's been cheating on me for 8 months 1.6 MB GIF >with my best friend >leaves weeping >waiter hands me a beer without comment >this was our 5th anniversary date It doesn't get better, anons. Life is indeed suffering. Maybe l'll just ask out the waiter and go full gay. Where's the tavern when you need it.
Anonymous 54072054 3 min. ago >be me >29 >been with gf for 5 years, living with her for 3 >dinner date, plan to propose, asked bro waiter to bring ring after dessert >she seems nervous, maybe she knows what I'm planning >tears up after main course >tells me she's been cheating on me for 8 months 1.6 MB GIF >with my best friend >leaves weeping >waiter hands me a beer without comment >this was our 5th anniversary date It doesn't get better, anons. Life is indeed suffering. Maybe l'll just ask out the waiter and go full gay. Where's the tavern when you need it.

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: Anonymous 04/25/22(Mon)23:12:21 No.876945433 After posting apparent CP which wasn't, the FBI raided my home 8 months later. I live in a European s-------, yet they found me. My parents were there and my neighbors saw it too. They took all devices and now, 5 months later I'm still waiting for the outcome. They are looking into every byte of data I assume. Earth 583 KB JPG My question is if I should worry. Not because of CP, which I don't have but bc of copy right violation due to watching movies/music and s---. I've had the ugliest sleepless nights. Be warned, 4chan admins are not joking. MYM PR : Anonymous 04/25/22(Mon)23:13:30 No.876945492 >>876945433 (OP) # >FBI >europe s--- larp
: Anonymous 04/25/22(Mon)23:12:21 No.876945433 After posting apparent CP which wasn't, the FBI raided my home 8 months later. I live in a European s-------, yet they found me. My parents were there and my neighbors saw it too. They took all devices and now, 5 months later I'm still waiting for the outcome. They are looking into every byte of data I assume. Earth 583 KB JPG My question is if I should worry. Not because of CP, which I don't have but bc of copy right violation due to watching movies/music and s---. I've had the ugliest sleepless nights. Be warned, 4chan admins are not joking. MYM PR : Anonymous 04/25/22(Mon)23:13:30 No.876945492 >>876945433 (OP) # >FBI >europe s--- larp

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: Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)15:23:53 No.848410707 so i ordered this doll online and put a jessie james fleshlight inside it and i've been f------ it for a couple of weeks mom found it help what do i do she's talking on the phone and crying i'm 28 years old 126 KB JPG : Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)15:26:32 No.848410832 >>848410707 (OP) # W.. .. why.. did you do that Anon? 29 KB JPG
: Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)15:23:53 No.848410707 so i ordered this doll online and put a jessie james fleshlight inside it and i've been f------ it for a couple of weeks mom found it help what do i do she's talking on the phone and crying i'm 28 years old 126 KB JPG : Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)15:26:32 No.848410832 >>848410707 (OP) # W.. .. why.. did you do that Anon? 29 KB JPG

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