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Anon struggles with dating | /r/Greentext

04/27/22(Wed)23:28:27 No.26317144 1651098527683.jpg 636 KB JPG Why is it so hard for me to get a like on tinder? Two months - 12 likes - no matches. I like white girls only, I don't think that asians are humans (we have no nors or arabs here) and I live in Eastern Europe. Also I have no income and I hate tattoos, piercings and alcohol. I have all this info in my profile. Any problem with my face? : Anonymous HDR
04/27/22(Wed)23:28:27 No.26317144 1651098527683.jpg 636 KB JPG Why is it so hard for me to get a like on tinder? Two months - 12 likes - no matches. I like white girls only, I don't think that asians are humans (we have no nors or arabs here) and I live in Eastern Europe. Also I have no income and I hate tattoos, piercings and alcohol. I have all this info in my profile. Any problem with my face? : Anonymous HDR

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anon listens to advice | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/28/22(Thu)08:20:37 No.68404586 Stop caring so much about what other people think you f------ F----- 21 KB PNG 8 Replies / 2 Images View Thread : Anonymous 04/28/22(Thu)08:35:25 No.68404680 : Anonymous 04/28/22(Thu)09:01:06 No.68404837 >>68404586 (OP) # >Stop caring so much about what other people think you f------ F----- Okay, I'll start with you. As a result I now care more about what peolple 245 KB PNG think.
: Anonymous 04/28/22(Thu)08:20:37 No.68404586 Stop caring so much about what other people think you f------ F----- 21 KB PNG 8 Replies / 2 Images View Thread : Anonymous 04/28/22(Thu)08:35:25 No.68404680 : Anonymous 04/28/22(Thu)09:01:06 No.68404837 >>68404586 (OP) # >Stop caring so much about what other people think you f------ F----- Okay, I'll start with you. As a result I now care more about what peolple 245 KB PNG think.

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We saved him! | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/23/21(Wed)17:26:22 No.857517553 >WE SAVED HIM! Yes! We did it team! We can keep him alive for decades! Sure he has no legs, no penis, no bottom half at all in fact, he'll never do anything sexual again. He'll never have children. He has no right arm, has to eject bodily waste into a bag for the rest of his life, can't work a job ever again, can't do anything physical ever again, will have a very difficult time playing video games or operating a computer, he will need a care taker for the rest of his life, will be a drain on society, a 170 KB JPG depressing burden on his family, and will ptobably begin to mentally deteriorate and suffer once reality sets in that this will be the rest of his life until he dies, but that's okay, because we saved him. If this happened to an animal like a dog or a cat we'd put the animal down to end its suffering out of the kindness of our hearts, but not here, here, we saved him and he can live and live and live and if he ever tries to commit suicide we will easily put him on 24/7 Suicide watch to ensure he can live out his life to the fullest! We can keep him alive to suffer for decades! We are heroes. 82 Replies / 23 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 06/23/21(Wed)17:26:22 No.857517553 >WE SAVED HIM! Yes! We did it team! We can keep him alive for decades! Sure he has no legs, no penis, no bottom half at all in fact, he'll never do anything sexual again. He'll never have children. He has no right arm, has to eject bodily waste into a bag for the rest of his life, can't work a job ever again, can't do anything physical ever again, will have a very difficult time playing video games or operating a computer, he will need a care taker for the rest of his life, will be a drain on society, a 170 KB JPG depressing burden on his family, and will ptobably begin to mentally deteriorate and suffer once reality sets in that this will be the rest of his life until he dies, but that's okay, because we saved him. If this happened to an animal like a dog or a cat we'd put the animal down to end its suffering out of the kindness of our hearts, but not here, here, we saved him and he can live and live and live and if he ever tries to commit suicide we will easily put him on 24/7 Suicide watch to ensure he can live out his life to the fullest! We can keep him alive to suffer for decades! We are heroes. 82 Replies / 23 Images View Thread

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Literally every conversation about Antinous Pius ever. | /r/Greentext

26m (5/6 13:13) 11058542 3 Re 0 Img JPG 2MB (2300 × 3066) 2 Replies >become most powerful man on earth >do absolutely nothing Denaranon 9m (5/6 13:31) - 11058630 >>11058542 (OP) >Become the most powerful man on earth >See that the country is prospering >See that your in an era of peace >Don't spend money on military motions that are unneeded >Spend money for welfare, including starting a orphanage for girls >Devote time to raising children ment to be the best possible heirs >1800 years later >F----- 4channers are mad that you didn't do dumb s---. ...
26m (5/6 13:13) 11058542 3 Re 0 Img JPG 2MB (2300 × 3066) 2 Replies >become most powerful man on earth >do absolutely nothing Denaranon 9m (5/6 13:31) - 11058630 >>11058542 (OP) >Become the most powerful man on earth >See that the country is prospering >See that your in an era of peace >Don't spend money on military motions that are unneeded >Spend money for welfare, including starting a orphanage for girls >Devote time to raising children ment to be the best possible heirs >1800 years later >F----- 4channers are mad that you didn't do dumb s---. ...

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Anon pops plastic bags | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: PDKJ+x0c 08/21/18(Tue)17:44:22 No.6237711 >be me >order some s--- on amazon >three days later, package arrives >take stuff out >find those plastic little bags of air, like 30 of them >idea.png >start popping them outside 16 KB JPG >loud af, sounds like gunshots >even better idea, start screaming and begging for help while popping at the same time >do this for 10 minutes >finally go back in laughing my ass off >20 minutes later, hear sirens outside and commotion >hear someone through a loudspeaker saying "we know you're in there, come out with your hands up!" >refuse to come out scared shitless How badly did I f--- up, lads?
: Anonymous (ID: PDKJ+x0c 08/21/18(Tue)17:44:22 No.6237711 >be me >order some s--- on amazon >three days later, package arrives >take stuff out >find those plastic little bags of air, like 30 of them >idea.png >start popping them outside 16 KB JPG >loud af, sounds like gunshots >even better idea, start screaming and begging for help while popping at the same time >do this for 10 minutes >finally go back in laughing my ass off >20 minutes later, hear sirens outside and commotion >hear someone through a loudspeaker saying "we know you're in there, come out with your hands up!" >refuse to come out scared shitless How badly did I f--- up, lads?

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Doctors hate anon for this one simple trick | /r/Greentext

File: d8og2uv-96b2cc0d-9281-4f3(.).jpg (39 KB, 640x818) fatties btfo Anonymous Eat only when hungry > Thin Literally this easy.
File: d8og2uv-96b2cc0d-9281-4f3(.).jpg (39 KB, 640x818) fatties btfo Anonymous Eat only when hungry > Thin Literally this easy.

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Anon is literally Robert Pattinson | /r/Greentext

Anyone here just goes out at night and fights people? My life was boring as f--- and I was depressed so I started going out and just fighting people I started putting on a ski mask and at first it was only homeless people then it evolved to highschool kids and now I'm picking fights with grown men I even have a nemesis >beat up the same guy a couple of times >find out where he works >catch him off guard after he gets off work >he's been posting on Facebook about catching me at night and giving me what I deserve >dude drives around at night with a shotgun trying to kill me basically My life is soo much more excited now am I f------ crazy for doing this ?
Anyone here just goes out at night and fights people? My life was boring as f--- and I was depressed so I started going out and just fighting people I started putting on a ski mask and at first it was only homeless people then it evolved to highschool kids and now I'm picking fights with grown men I even have a nemesis >beat up the same guy a couple of times >find out where he works >catch him off guard after he gets off work >he's been posting on Facebook about catching me at night and giving me what I deserve >dude drives around at night with a shotgun trying to kill me basically My life is soo much more excited now am I f------ crazy for doing this ?

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Anon is worried | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/28/22(Thu)06:57:06 No.68404039 uh oh > me > scrolling 4chan > see haha funny post about some schizo being worried the government is watching him > "hahaha f----- schizo kys" 8 KB JPG think about it before going to bed > I use duckduckgo >I use Firefox > my android phone has nothing google on it (to stop tracking) >I use Linux (cause Microsoft tracks you) > always use Tor (better privacy) > TONS of Firefox anti-tracket stuff > cookies clear every one minute (stop trackers) > host my own tor bridge so ISP can't snoop on my traffic > phone stays off when I'm outside the house to prevent my sim card being tracked when connecting to cell towers > not even my work knows who tf I am (I work remotely) > schizophrenia runs on my dads side of the family uh oh anons 5 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 04/28/22(Thu)06:57:06 No.68404039 uh oh > me > scrolling 4chan > see haha funny post about some schizo being worried the government is watching him > "hahaha f----- schizo kys" 8 KB JPG think about it before going to bed > I use duckduckgo >I use Firefox > my android phone has nothing google on it (to stop tracking) >I use Linux (cause Microsoft tracks you) > always use Tor (better privacy) > TONS of Firefox anti-tracket stuff > cookies clear every one minute (stop trackers) > host my own tor bridge so ISP can't snoop on my traffic > phone stays off when I'm outside the house to prevent my sim card being tracked when connecting to cell towers > not even my work knows who tf I am (I work remotely) > schizophrenia runs on my dads side of the family uh oh anons 5 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon uses Linux | /r/Greentext


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Dear Penthouse, I never thought I’d be writing one of these letters, but… | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/17/21(Wed)10:02:33 No.866870353 >Be me >A------ roommate moved his GF in >Against lease terms but I allow it at start >Big mistake >She doesn't pay a cent towards bills 55 KB JPG or rent >We both work from home but she always interrupting my meetings and calls >Told roommate its time for her to go or pay her share >He says he'll have a word with her >That was 6 months ago >She still here and not paying her share >Last night I confronted her >Told her to pack her things >She said if I let her stay she will make it worth my while >She still here and extra flirty with me when roommate is out What do I do? : Anonymous 11/17/21(Wed)10:10:18 No.866870699 Don't do it dude. Nothing good can come from her actions coming to fruition. She's a w---- and deserves the door, get rid of her lad. >>866870811 # >>866870888 #
: Anonymous 11/17/21(Wed)10:02:33 No.866870353 >Be me >A------ roommate moved his GF in >Against lease terms but I allow it at start >Big mistake >She doesn't pay a cent towards bills 55 KB JPG or rent >We both work from home but she always interrupting my meetings and calls >Told roommate its time for her to go or pay her share >He says he'll have a word with her >That was 6 months ago >She still here and not paying her share >Last night I confronted her >Told her to pack her things >She said if I let her stay she will make it worth my while >She still here and extra flirty with me when roommate is out What do I do? : Anonymous 11/17/21(Wed)10:10:18 No.866870699 Don't do it dude. Nothing good can come from her actions coming to fruition. She's a w---- and deserves the door, get rid of her lad. >>866870811 # >>866870888 #

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Transception | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/27/22(Wed)17:11:05 No.25524851 Stealth date Quick run down: im a stealth trans girl living with cis people, not a soul knows about my secret. One of the guys has been really friendly and i dont know what happened but now we are going out together. We said we'd go to the gun store together but i dont think we're *just* going to the gun store... 143 KB JPG How do i not f--- up this insanely perilous situation? The guys cute, friendly, decently smart. I could enjoy things with him! But theres a big risk. : Anonymous 04/27/22(Wed)17:17:19 No.25524929 >the gun store 23 KB JPG >>25524971 #
: Anonymous 04/27/22(Wed)17:11:05 No.25524851 Stealth date Quick run down: im a stealth trans girl living with cis people, not a soul knows about my secret. One of the guys has been really friendly and i dont know what happened but now we are going out together. We said we'd go to the gun store together but i dont think we're *just* going to the gun store... 143 KB JPG How do i not f--- up this insanely perilous situation? The guys cute, friendly, decently smart. I could enjoy things with him! But theres a big risk. : Anonymous 04/27/22(Wed)17:17:19 No.25524929 >the gun store 23 KB JPG >>25524971 #

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Anon bakes an abomination | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/22/22(Sat)07:50:45 No.17314316 brd.jpg 913 KB JPG This is it lads. The worst loaf of bread I've ever made.
: Anonymous 01/22/22(Sat)07:50:45 No.17314316 brd.jpg 913 KB JPG This is it lads. The worst loaf of bread I've ever made.

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The apple dosent fall far from the tree | /r/Greentext

02/01/20(Sat)21:02:27 No.565352 >talking to my dad about my depression >explaining passive suicidality >"while I'm not going to actively try to kill myself, if a truck was coming straight at me I probably wouldn't get out of the way" >his reply : Anonymous 93 KB JPG >his f------ reply >"oh that's how I've felt my whole life" >mfw
02/01/20(Sat)21:02:27 No.565352 >talking to my dad about my depression >explaining passive suicidality >"while I'm not going to actively try to kill myself, if a truck was coming straight at me I probably wouldn't get out of the way" >his reply : Anonymous 93 KB JPG >his f------ reply >"oh that's how I've felt my whole life" >mfw

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Anon asks a auestion | /r/Greentext

le: tea.jpg (51 KB, 714x714) Anonymous 04/28/22(Thu)02:40:52 No.877069773 >>877069875 >>877069978 >>877070012 I'm a homosexual male, ask me anything O Anonymous 04/28/22(Thu)02:42:45 No.877069875 File: why-are-you-gae-.gif (1.04 MB, 498x280) >>877069907 WHY AREY OU GAE >>877069773 (OP) #
le: tea.jpg (51 KB, 714x714) Anonymous 04/28/22(Thu)02:40:52 No.877069773 >>877069875 >>877069978 >>877070012 I'm a homosexual male, ask me anything O Anonymous 04/28/22(Thu)02:42:45 No.877069875 File: why-are-you-gae-.gif (1.04 MB, 498x280) >>877069907 WHY AREY OU GAE >>877069773 (OP) #

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Anon is loved | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/22/19(Mon)19:13:12 No.798004600 >be me >changed schools and locations at least a dozen times in my life >old friend invites me to his party >never been to a party before >but I havent seen him in so long >f--- it Im going >expect that Im gonna be a social 8 KB JPG stigma and talk to nobody >oh well >arrive at party >"ANON!" >everyone happy as f--- to see me >hugs on top of hugs on top of hugs from people I havent seen in years >they all missed me >l always thought I was a social outcast >smoking pot, getting drunk >flirting with girls that I used to think were way out of my league >vibing like there is no tommorow >3 am, crossfaded out of my mind >pass out on friend's floor >people actually like me >people actually enjoy my presence >feelsgoodman
: Anonymous 04/22/19(Mon)19:13:12 No.798004600 >be me >changed schools and locations at least a dozen times in my life >old friend invites me to his party >never been to a party before >but I havent seen him in so long >f--- it Im going >expect that Im gonna be a social 8 KB JPG stigma and talk to nobody >oh well >arrive at party >"ANON!" >everyone happy as f--- to see me >hugs on top of hugs on top of hugs from people I havent seen in years >they all missed me >l always thought I was a social outcast >smoking pot, getting drunk >flirting with girls that I used to think were way out of my league >vibing like there is no tommorow >3 am, crossfaded out of my mind >pass out on friend's floor >people actually like me >people actually enjoy my presence >feelsgoodman

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Bro what the fug | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/29/21(Fri)14:01:41 No.865748094 Anyone else love not leaving the pizza guy a tip? I never tip the pizza guy. In fact, not only do I not tip, but sometimes after I slam the door in his face after taking the food, I'll stand by the window and smile as I watch him seething back to his wagecuck car, usually a old as f--- honda civic or some other shitbox his mommy help pay for. If they happen to look back and see me, I usually smile even more and wave. That's when they realized they've been fully cucked. 134 KB JPG
Anonymous 10/29/21(Fri)14:01:41 No.865748094 Anyone else love not leaving the pizza guy a tip? I never tip the pizza guy. In fact, not only do I not tip, but sometimes after I slam the door in his face after taking the food, I'll stand by the window and smile as I watch him seething back to his wagecuck car, usually a old as f--- honda civic or some other shitbox his mommy help pay for. If they happen to look back and see me, I usually smile even more and wave. That's when they realized they've been fully cucked. 134 KB JPG

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anon logs on | /r/Greentext

1607397557617.png 58 KB PNG >win game >feel nothing >lose game >day ruined
1607397557617.png 58 KB PNG >win game >feel nothing >lose game >day ruined

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Anon likes Steve-O. | /r/Greentext

04/27/22(Wed)21:55:46 No.68402583 Anonymous Steve-O saved my life >be me >insecure about penis >compared to p--- its like 1/10th of the hammers they sling >fast forward >watch Jackass Movie >see Steve-O's Penis >literally like mine >suddenly feel secure about my penis >all because I saw Steve-O's penis 62 KB JPG Yeah dude
04/27/22(Wed)21:55:46 No.68402583 Anonymous Steve-O saved my life >be me >insecure about penis >compared to p--- its like 1/10th of the hammers they sling >fast forward >watch Jackass Movie >see Steve-O's Penis >literally like mine >suddenly feel secure about my penis >all because I saw Steve-O's penis 62 KB JPG Yeah dude

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Anon rants about Republicans/Right Wingers | /r/Greentext

File: Republitoad.jpg (37 KB, 684x653) O Anonymous 04/27/22(Wed)21:15:06 No.877057996 [Reply] >Be me, Republican >Start my day by firing up facebook >Do routine cleanup of blocking anyone that disagrees with my opinions >Gotta keep my confirmations biased >Do my morning lookups researching reasons why Biden/abortion/gun control is bad >Report websites that say otherwise to Google >Turn on Fox news >There's a protest against abortion bans downtown! >Everyone I talk to on Facebook says that is bad! >Grab my gun and 15 American flags >Drive downtown yelling out window and shooting gun in air >Get to protest and tell them they can't protest because we are protesting and it's our free speech! >They try to yell something about free speech for them, but their opinion is wrong therefore they don't get free speech! >Shoot guns to scare them away >Plant the American flag >Cops arrive and congradulate me on my patriotism while standing on the neck of a pregnant woman >Get home, TV news shows some idiot shooting a gun out of his truck and at a group of protestors >Get mad because that guy is going to make my people look bad >They will never take our guns! >Strap 6 pistols to my belt and go grocery shopping to make a point >Accidentally shoot a black kid, I FEARED FOR MY LIFE! >BLM Didn' do nuffins start protesting >THEY CANT DO THAT! >Go on Facebook to block BLM supporters Why are republicans like this?
File: Republitoad.jpg (37 KB, 684x653) O Anonymous 04/27/22(Wed)21:15:06 No.877057996 [Reply] >Be me, Republican >Start my day by firing up facebook >Do routine cleanup of blocking anyone that disagrees with my opinions >Gotta keep my confirmations biased >Do my morning lookups researching reasons why Biden/abortion/gun control is bad >Report websites that say otherwise to Google >Turn on Fox news >There's a protest against abortion bans downtown! >Everyone I talk to on Facebook says that is bad! >Grab my gun and 15 American flags >Drive downtown yelling out window and shooting gun in air >Get to protest and tell them they can't protest because we are protesting and it's our free speech! >They try to yell something about free speech for them, but their opinion is wrong therefore they don't get free speech! >Shoot guns to scare them away >Plant the American flag >Cops arrive and congradulate me on my patriotism while standing on the neck of a pregnant woman >Get home, TV news shows some idiot shooting a gun out of his truck and at a group of protestors >Get mad because that guy is going to make my people look bad >They will never take our guns! >Strap 6 pistols to my belt and go grocery shopping to make a point >Accidentally shoot a black kid, I FEARED FOR MY LIFE! >BLM Didn' do nuffins start protesting >THEY CANT DO THAT! >Go on Facebook to block BLM supporters Why are republicans like this?

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Anon is a tranny | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/27/22(Wed)11:49:06 No.68391803 >be closeted t----- >been on hormone therapy for years and grew boobs from it >look and sound like a guy so present as that, just bind my boobs when i go to work >tell people i'm a girl online because i feel bad when people call me he and its my escape for being a man in real life 135 KB PNG >can't play any multiplayer games on a team because if I talk they'll hear my man voice I'm so lonely. It's bad enough that I can't be female, I just wish I could play games with people online 7 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 04/27/22(Wed)12:03:05 No.68391952 >>68391803 (OP) # why not just try being a feminine man instead of going through irreversible treatments
: Anonymous 04/27/22(Wed)11:49:06 No.68391803 >be closeted t----- >been on hormone therapy for years and grew boobs from it >look and sound like a guy so present as that, just bind my boobs when i go to work >tell people i'm a girl online because i feel bad when people call me he and its my escape for being a man in real life 135 KB PNG >can't play any multiplayer games on a team because if I talk they'll hear my man voice I'm so lonely. It's bad enough that I can't be female, I just wish I could play games with people online 7 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 04/27/22(Wed)12:03:05 No.68391952 >>68391803 (OP) # why not just try being a feminine man instead of going through irreversible treatments

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